opening by newstardustdragon101

yoku hareta nichiyoubi

oshare o shite o-dekake

iwanai wa ienai wa

anata ga suki nante

A door with a star on it stands within an empty void of nothing, seven red lights flash behind it hiding a shady silhouette, a lights flash spelling out the word Naruto and the title pops up into existence with the silhouette of Naurto holding up a sword.

kirawaretakunai no ni

sunao ni narenai dake

yasashisa ni amaechau

seikaku naosanakya

Clouds for in the sky Ramona stands alone in an vast ocean standing perfectly still in as the winds blows she looks on with a peaceful calm expression.

douse kitto watashi guuzen yosootte

"nani shitenno?" nante iisou

dakedo kyou wa sora mo umi no aosa de

futto sunao ni naresou

Bubbles float by containing the other characters from her friends to Naruto's family

Kim,Knives ,Wallace ,Stephen ,young niel,Kushina ,Minato ,Lisa

uke-tomete hoshii no yo Kiss wo*

yume no naka de ii

dakishimete hoshii no ni watashi

egao umakunai no

Ramona opens her eyes and smiles as Naruto turns around to face her, the two of them walk towards each other as a light flashes and they stand together by a lake.

"kawaikunee" da nante

urusai wa yo hontou ni

iwanai wa ienai wa

anata ga sono ki nara

Ramona smiles looking up at Naruto as the wind starts to blow and Naruto looks behind him to see the League of evil Ex's standing behind them but Naurto smirked drawing his sword jumping into action

bukiyou de namaiki de

usotsuki demo suki na no

ijiwaru wa uragaeshi

otagai kizuiteru

His and Gideon's fists collide erupting in a bright flash, Naruto lays in Ramona's lap, Kim and Knives appearing beside her giving him warm smiles which he returns

uke-tomete agetai no Kiss wo*

ai ga afure-dasu

dakishimete agetakute watashi

motto yasashiku suru

(with Naruto)

It was a quiet day that the library where our whisked face protagonist was working. There was not a lot for him to do so to pass time he was doing a little bit of writing to pass the time more specifically on music lyrics since he wanted to put more of band life into his story.

it had been around 3 weeks his fight with Lucas and not a lot had happened since then

but things with Ramona had been going great so Naruto didn't have any complaints

" I have seen in the horizon when the two sides meet again" Naruto was mumbling the song he was writing, a song that his dad would sing to him as a kid to make him sleep better when he couldn't sleep.

"RING!"

"finally something to do,'' Naruto said as he picked up the phone "hello? Toronto library" he said like he always did when he answered the phone

"Hello Naruto~" a familiar called his name from the phone.

Naruto paused at this before he scowled and slammed the phone on the receiver hanging up

Naruto went back to his writing before….

RING!

"What?" Naruto asked as he answered the phone knowing who this was

"did you just hang up on me?!" the female voice yelled clearly not amused

"What do you want, Natalie?" Naruto asked with a flat tone

" Rude I just wanted to talk to you and tell you me and my band are in town, and its Envy!" she said, informing him of her whereabouts.

"cool I need a reason to go deaf and no I'm not calling you that Nat a le. Naruto said with a snarky tone as he said her name with heavy emphasis

" YOU SON OF!- no, no calm down. Envy trying to gain her composure.

"Is there a reason your calling me or did you just want me to want to rip off my ears?" Naruto asked as he was reaching his limit already with his ex

" ok asshole I know about the Ramona thing-" Envy started.

"And I'm hanging up tell your new boy toy to be sure to get checked at the free clinic" Naruto said flatly

"YOU MOTHER-! Envy was yelling before Naruto hung up and then picked up the phone and left it off the line so no other calls could come through

"Naruto 1 and bitch Ex 0 ha!" Naruto said about the roast that he did to his Ex.

he then went back to his writing hoping to make some more progress

" I wonder if I should sing it to Ramona? will she like It, I mean dad did for mom Hmm maybe. Naruto mused about his song.

(with Ramona)

Ramona was at the mall with Kim and they were hanging out together since they were kinda friends now

"Why is your hair dyed orange?" Kim asked as she ate some fries as her and Ramona sat at a table

" I just feel like being a little exotic today plus I dye my hair every 3 weeks Ramona said as she adjusted her now orange hair

"…… that is oddly specific," Kim said about the girl changing hair style.

"Naruto doesn't seem to mind" Ramona said as she ate some fries

"well yea he loves orange" Kim said as she rolled her eyes

"I know that's why i picked this color" Ramona said with a small smile

"Hehehe he told me that orange is the color of gods. He's such a dork sometimes" Kim said, making Ramona chuckle at that statement.

"yea but he's my dork…..did I just say that?"Ramona asked as she realised what she just said

"Yup." Kim said flatly

"you tell anyone I said that and I swear…" Ramaona said as she let the threat hang

"Hey it's cool I get it the guy has that effect on girls, well when he is not beating the holy hell out of you that is. Kim said asuring Ramona that she wouldn't talk.

" So I hope it doesn't overstep my boundaries but what was dating Naruto like anyway? The now orange hair girl asked since she knew Kim was a ex of Narutos

"he was a total sweetheart…a moron but a sweetheart" Kim said as she smiled a little

"So an idiot but a sweetheart?" Ramona asked.

"that's what I just said" said Kim said as she nodded

" Well that's good because trust me I had enough of assholes with big egos well that and over compensation for lack of one. Ha! Ramona said with a cheeky smile.

"yea after seven of them I would imagine" Kim said as she drank some soda

Up in higher part of the mall with see a familiar Chinese high school student looked down at Ramona and Kim with a glare

" oh bitch is gonna get cut!" Knives said pulling out short swords ready to attack the woman who took Naruto from her

"so you gonna make it official with Naruto soon?" Kim asked Ramona curiously as she knew Naruto was hopping Ramona liked him enough to be his girlfriend officially

before Ramona could respond she jumped back as Knives landed on their table and stabbed her short swords into the table

" Bitch gonna die today! Knives yelled at Ramona as she pulled the short swords out of the table and spun them before she charged at Ramona

" yo yo yo how the fuck did get those past security?! Like the fuck?! Ramona yell and questioned as she blocked Knives swipe at her with a chair

" plot convenience!" Knives yelled pushing her sword that the chair.

"what is her deal? Ramona yelled at Kim who was watching with a flat look

"yandere who likes Naruto but he's a moron" Kim said flatly as she ate more fries

" I thought that only happens in bad romance anime?! Ramona yelled at the red head.

" says the girl Who is literally a Pixie dream girl!" Knives yelled at Ramona.

…touchie" Ramona said as she jumped back and reached into her purse and pulled out a sledgehammer ready to fight

"…… is that sledgehammer? How? Why? When?!" Knives yelled confused about this.

"You want a fight, I'll give you one!" Ramona yelled as she charged and swung her hammer at Knives

" Oh crap baskets!" Knives dodged as the hammer destroyed a table more specifically Kim's table.

" ah! Dude! My fry's! Kim yelled at destruction of both her food and table.

"you won't beat me fat ass!" Knives yelled as she charged at Ramona and swung at her with her short swords but Ramona blocked with her hammer

" fat ass?!" Oh you are asking for it now flat chest! Ramona insulted back pushing the swords that knives were using.

"I'm a solid D cup you floozy!" Knives bellowed as she growled with fire in her eyes

" What the hell is going on over there?!" A security guard in the distance here in the commotion.

"Damn it! this isn't over flowers!" Knives yelled before she threw down a smoke bomb which filled the room with smoke and when the smoke cleared Knives was gone

"………. So yeah I'm thinking about making it official with Naruto". Ramona answered the previous question, completely ignoring what just happened

"Cool you're paying for new fries by the way." Kim said satisfied with the answer but still hungry.

Ramona sighed and nodded at this as she put her hammer away

"Oh and if you hurt him your dead and I'm worse than Knives" Kim said a serious tone as she glared at Ramona

"Noted" Ramona said as she gained a sweatdrop at this threat

(the next day )

Naruto was at Stephen's for band practice and while they were waiting for Stephen he was telling Niel and Kim about yesterday

" And then I hung up on her the end" Naruto said telling them about the call.

"I forgot how mean you can get when you get snarky" Kim said as she chuckled at Naruto

" gasp! I'm not mean I just don't like dealing with with other people's crap! Naruto said as he gasped dramatically.

"dude you sent me a dead fish to threaten me into treating Lisa right" Niel said with a raised eyebrow at Naruto

" Oh young Neil, you need to learn that I'm an overprotective older brother both to my adorable little sister who is an angel and my former bandmate. Naruto said with a very concerning happy smile the youngest member of the band.

"yea but you know me better then that" Niel said with a grumble

"so I'm assuming your date with Lisa went well?" Kim asked curiously

"Oh yeah we hit it off pretty well she really sweet. Neal said with a blush on his face.

"Better not have been to good a time" Naruto said with a glare

well…..Niel said as he chuckled nervously

Naruto paused at this and picked up a baseball bat nearby "come here Neil let's talk" he said as he approached

Kim grabbed her spray bottle labeled in case of overprotecte brother and started squirting at Naruto.

" No bad bad Naruto, no overprotective brother mode," Kim said with a flat face and tone.

Naruto hissed at this as he shook his face

as this was happening Stephen came into the room

"Soooo? I got something to announce and I'm pretty sure everybody but Naruto is going to love it!" Stephen said with exciting news or bad news it depends on the character you're following.

"let's hear it while I dry my hair….Kim is there vinegar in this? Naruto asked as he smelled himself

"no beating Niel for dating Lisa" Kim said simply

" Fine you win this round Kimberly! But Mark my words my revenge will be Swift!" Naruto said being dramatic.

"….I'm calling Lisa" Niel said as he took out his phone

"punk ass!" Naruto yelled as he dried himself

" Okay Naruto in overprotective brother mode aside I'm here to tell you that we all got invited to a gig" Stephen got back on topic on everything.

" so what's the gig? Kim asked curiously

"Soooo don't get mad but Envy asked me- Stephen was saying before he was cut off

"pass!" Naruto yelled as he walked towards the door before Kim grabbed him by the back of his shirt to stop him

"Oh come on dude! It could be our chance! To finally get better shows!" Stephen yelled at his bandmate while also trying to reason with him.

"no way! i refuse to open for the clash at fuckwads!" Naruto yelled as he tried to leave the house but him easily held him back by Kimholding his shirt

"……. I'm going to regret asking but what do you want?" The leader asked knowing he was going to regret this.

"pay off my ramen tab!" Naruto yelled at Stephen thinking if he was gonna be forced to do this he was gonna collect a big payday

Kim and Niel snorted at this as that was a hefty price

"fuck you! I'm not a millionaire!" Stephen yelled enraged at Naruto

" Ok ok fine! But since you owe me big time for this there's only one thing that I really really want and it's only one time so you can't bitch about it." Naruto stated about his request.

"Oh god I knew I was gonna regret this OK fine you're blonde bastard what is it?" The guitarist just give it up and just wanted to get this over with.

"I want to be lead singer at this show Naruto said simply getting silence from everyone

"Wait that it?"niel asked as he expected more than this

"yup" Naruto said as he nodded

"……Naruto I swear if you sing envy is a bitch ill-" Stephen was saying before he was cut off

" It's not that you jackass, I'm serious, I want to try singing at least once and get this off my bucket list" Naruto said

" is it also because you want to implement songs into your stories?" Neal asked curiously

"aren't stories not suited for this?" Kim asked flatly

"let me have this woman!" Naruto yelled at Kim

"…… SIGH! Fine! You can sing one song at this event just keep the digs at your ex to a minimum" Stephen said as he sighed and shook his head at his friend

" Stephen, I'm a professional, I'll only mock her in front of her face." Naruto said as he went back to his bass so they could start practice

"you're limited to 3 insults" Kim said simply as she knew if left to say what he wanted Naruto would spend the night talking trash to his ex

"Fine. Besides I'm pretty sure you're gonna like the song that I made for this. well technically two but the other ones for Ramona." Naruto said as he smiled

"Is it about Ramona? Kim asked curiously as she raised a eyebrow at this

" kinda it's more of the lullaby dad used to sing me when I was a kid" Naruto confirming the second song is from his childhood.

"your gonna sing my Ding a Ling?" Kim asked flatly as she recalled Naruto's mom saying Naruto sang that at a talent show as a kid

Naruto froze at this before he blushed "damn it mom!" he bellowed as that was a embarrassing moment from his childhood

this got laughs from Stephen and Niel while Kim slightly smirked

" OK fine, you can sing but the song better be good" the band leader said wanting to make sure that his bass guitarist was being professional.

" oh come on you can trust me budddeeey~ Naruto said with a California accent

"Don't do that!" Stephen yelled out

"yea you're not the weasel" Kim said flatly as they started practice

(later )

Naruto was walking home after practice and as he passed by Ramonas place he spotted said girl approaching her door

"Well this is a surprise but it's not my birthday and it's not Christmas so what is this wonderful gift the present me with a beautiful lady?~ Naruto said with a bit of flirt in his voice.

Ramona chuckled as she rolled her eyes "your such a dork" she said as she turned to look at him

" I feel like that's gonna be your catchphrase for me." The blond stated as he smiled at her

"better then that's him officer" Ramona said as Naruto approached her

"ha!" Naruto said laughing as he had to admit that was a good one

"Sooooooo I got some news but there is no good news so basically like regular news. Naruto said feeling A bit awkward about how to present this news to the girl he was interested in.

"just tell me Naruto it can't be any worse then what happened at the mall today" Ramona said as she thought about her fight with Knives

"Stephen excepted a gig invitation from my ex girlfriend who I believe is in a relationship with some dickhole that I bet she was going to brag about." Naruto said quickly wanting to get this all out quickly

"you had a ex besides Kim? Ramona asked as from what she saw Naruto was picky about who he dated

" yes her name is Natalie but she likes to go by Envy addams which is stupid that she would go with the name of her sin." The whiskered face young adult stated with a flat tone in his voice.

…..wait Envy as in ? Ramona asked as she had seen posters for the clash of diamondhead all over the mall today

"yes that Envy" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes

"you dated a famous rock star? Ramona asked with a tone of disbelief

"What? I could have dated a Rockstar, i'm a catch!" Naruto yelled at the disbelief in her voice

" yes you are but seriously you just don't seem the kind of guy who would date someone like that but then again you're interested in me with my crazy ex is trying to rule the world or my love life" Ramona said thinking maybe it's not that crazy.

"well she wasn't always a catch you next tuesday" Naruto said as he sighed

"oof she must be bad if your calling her that and dude I'm a adult you can say cunt" Ramona as she winced

"no I refuse to say that to you" Naruto said simply as he didn't want to say that word in front of her

"Yip!" Kurama barked from inside Naruto's coat

" you're not a part of the conversation Karama!" Naruto stated as he does not believe that his pet is involved in this conversation no matter how much he wants to be and definitely not because he made a rude comment about him being a pussy no sir.

Ramona laughed at this before she pet Kurama as he poked his head out of Naruto's coat

" So I guess you want me to come for moral support? Ramona asked as she could see where this was going

"yes please" Naruto said as he nodded and put on a cute begging face

"Dang is it that bad? you can stop the cute face I already said yes" Ramona chuckled at his begging.

"thanks dear" Naruto said as he smiled at her

Yip! Kurama barked out with really? look on his face OK seriously I thought this only happened in anime?!

" I am not whipped!" Naruto yelled out

"ok I'll meet you there just text me the address ok? Ramona said as she approached her apartment door

" Wait Ramona!" Naruto called out to and held her hand, stopping her from opening her door.

Ramona stopped and looked at Naruto so he could talk to her

He looked in to her eyes and he was completely serious about what he was going to say kind of like a little hot in her opinion.

" After this I think we should finally talk about where we go from here like do we become official or not? Because I'll be honest I really really like you but I don't wanna rush things I want you to decide so after should we make it official? Naruto wondering what will happen after this.

Ramona looked into Naruto's and saw he was serious about this before she sighed and nodded "don't worry I'll have a answer for you by then" she said

" ok i'll wait I promise when I make a promise I keep it." Naruto promised to her as he squeezed her hand for emphasis

Ramona looked at Naruto more and could see how serious he was about this. she just leaned towards face on instinct and kissed Naruto

Naruto was surprise but then he let go of her hand and wrap his arms around her.

as they kissed Ramona wrapped her arms around his neck and Naruto pulled her close by her hips

Ramona felt him grope her ass and moaned a little and pulled away "really?" she asked with a smirk

"….sorry" Naruto said as he sheepishly chuckled

she just chuckled giving one more kiss on the lips turning around opening her door but looking at him one more time with a very kind smile…..before she opened her door and went inside swaying her hips at him before closing the door

Yip! Kurama barked at Naruto as he smiled and turned to leave

" yeah bud she is a keeper" Naruto said as he walked down the sidewalk

(a few days later)

" I still can't believe I'm doing this. Naruto said clearly annoyed that he and the others walked into the bar that they were gonna play in before the clash at demon head

" Geez you really are moody whiskers. Ramona said from the bar nearby

Naruto smiled before he threw his bass to Stephen who caught it before he ran to greet Ramona

"Ah! Dick!" Stephen groaned as he wasn't expecting him to toss him his bass

"wow she is good if she can make him smile when he's like this" Niel said as he chuckled sheepishly

Kim said nothing at this but lightly glared at Ramona and Naruto

"Are you glaring at Ramona?" Niel asked with a raised eyebrow while Stephen stepped away

Kim growled at Niel at this making him jump back a bit and bump into someone

"oh sorry miss- Lisa?" Niel asked I'm surprise seeing his girlfriend who smiled at him

"Oh guys! I didn't think you'd be here OK, well mostly Naruto but still what a surprise!" Lisa said completely surprised to see her friends, especially Naruto.

"I had to bribe him to be here" Stephen said with a groan as he placed his equipment down

"……. Seriously? What did you give him that made him want to come here? Lisa Asked wondering how to convince the Stubborn blonde to get here.

"he wants to sing a song and i already said he couldn't insult Envy" Stephen said as he rolled his eyes

"oh this will be good" Lisa said knowing her adopted brother couldn't resist the urge to insult Envy

"I'm glad you're here now, maybe it won't suck-hahaha oh I can't say that with a straight face!" Naruto said to Ramona trying to convince himself now that the girl he likes is here things will get better which we all now won't.

" Hey, you have to meet your ex. I think it's fair that I at least be there for you since you're there for me with mine." Ramona said knowing that she gets what he's going through.

"Trust me I would rather fight another of your exs then be here Naruto said with a sigh

Ramona chuckled at this before she spotted a group enter the bar and that the crowd in the bar made a path for them "……… yeah about that" once she spotted the male of the group

Naruto raised a eyebrow at this and looked where Ramona was looking and spotted a young woman with long red hair and wearing gray striped and black shirt jeans black high heel boots and her hair done in a ponytail this was Envy Addams or Natalie to Naruto to her eternal anger

with her was what looked like a young woman with short black hair and a bandage arm this was Lynette Guycott Envy's drummer

but the one that really caught his attention was the guy with them he had short blonde hair Black T-shirt with a skull on it, jeans and sneakers and a black and white bracelet on his right arm. He gives off a very douche rocker vibe.

" Who is the douche? Naruto asked as he looked at Ramona

"Todd Igaram ex number 3" Ramona said with a sigh

"….. I Provoked Murphy's Law." Naruto said as he sighed

"pretty much that your ex?" Ramona asked pointing out Envy who was approaching with her band

" yep and apparently she kept the red hair must be trying to get to me" Naruto crosses arms and smirked.

….you like red hair? Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow as this made sence ti her since Kim also had red hair

" I got it from my dad and no I don't care if your hair is red" Naruto said as he knew what Ramona was probably thinking

" thanks but if I did change it to red, what type of shade of red would you like? Ramona teasing him a bit.

Naruto paused at this before he bit his lip at this image of Ramona with red hair

" Naruto likes Scarlet" Envy said with a smirk as her and her band approached the bar

"Hello Natalie still a bitch I see" Naruto said with a kind smile despite the insult he just threw

" Naruto nice to see you still look like an anime character and again it's Envy" envy said to her former boyfriend.

"keep telling yourself that I still don't get why you changed it your real name is much more pretty" Naruto said angering her more

"like I care what you think so this is your new girlfriend? Envy asked as she looked at Ramona

" we are still deciding on that" Ramona Replied about her and Naruto relationship.

"you beat two of her exs without making it official? what are you stupid? Todd asked with a scoff at this

" no I find it stupid and sad by the fact is that a bunch of freaking guys are trying to rule over one girls love life because they got dumped so hard they try to make a bootleg version of a comic book villain league" Naruto said with a slight galre

" shots fired!" Wallace shouted out from the background.

"thank you Wallace" Naruto said with a chuckle at his roommate

"I'm just gonna tell you now Naruto you can't win against Todd so you may as well give up on Ramona" Envy said with a condescending tone

" oh yeah I'm so scared of a stereotypical punk rock asshole who thinks he's better than everyone because my former ex it's compensating for something. Is there something that you want to tell me, Nat?" Naruto said with a cheeky grin on his face.

Envy scoffed at this before she turned to her band come on let's start this show she said before she led her nad to the stage

" you can't run from your feelings Natalie! You always have a small, very tiny piece in my heart and because the guy can't give you what you want!" Naruto shouted as the band walked away to the stage.

envy scowled and growled at this as she stomped towards the stage

"your mean" Ramona said with a smirk at Naruto as she stirred her straw in her drink

" i'm not mean I'm just teasing" Naruto smirked

"yea this is him at a 4 on the asshole scale Kim said simply as she ordered a drink

" hey! …… so how much do you guys want to bet that she has the guy make his hair spiky and put whiskers on his face when they're banging?" Naruto asked as he jerked a thumb at Todd

Ramona sputtered at this before she started to laugh at this

Naruto smiled glad he made Ramona laugh before he spotted someone enter the club. "Is that Knives?" he asked surprised seeing her

Ramona looked up at Knives who was glaring at her and sighed "what is my life anymore?" she thought to herself

" Knives what are you doing here wait how do you know we were going to be here? Naruto ask The girl he tutored.

"I heard the clash at demonhead was here I didn't know you would be here" Knives said as she smiled a little at Naruto

"bullshit" Kim coughed into her hand before she ducked a shuriken thrown at her which was so fast Naruto didn't catch it

" Oh at least I got Another familiar face I feel comfortable with to ease this torture." Naruto said as he smiled and ordered Knives a cola

"why would this be torture?" Ramona being mean? Knives asked a little to excited at the idea

"no no my ex is singing on stage which sounds more like the screeching of a banshee" Naruto said as he jerked his thumb at the stage before he ducked avoiding the mike stand Envy threw at him

" Dude what did I say about the insults? I'm already allowing you to sing what more do you want?!" Stephen yelled in the far back getting some drinks.

Knives looked at Envy who was on the stage singing while her band played and her eyes widened in surprise "you dated Envy Addams?! she yelled in surprise

" First her real name is Natalie second yes third i broke up with her " Naruto said wanting to be clear

oh jeez you dumped her? no wonder she's so mean" Ramona said with a chuckle as she knew someone like Envy would be pissed if someone dumped her

" Hey she used to be OK but ever since she dug more into the typical rocker crap she became Envy got even weirder when she wanted me to call her that when I was giving it to her." Naruto explained casually

"and your at your limit" Kim said flatly while Knives blushed at what Naruto said

soon Envy band finished there song and everyone but Naruto Kim and Ramona applauded

"Ok get ready buddy were next" Stephen said as he approached Naruto and Kim

"oh joy" Naruto said flatly as Kim dragged him off while he held Ramona's hand "wait for me your the reason I'm doing this without burning this place down" he said before Kim pulled on him making him let go of Ramonas hand

"I'm honored" Ramona said with a flat tone

Naruto Stephen and Kim got ready on the stage and Naruto approached the microphone

" all right party people before we start me and my friends will have to slip in to something more appropriate for this song" Naruto said to the audience and pulling out a smoke bomb?

" why do you have a smoke bomb?" Kim asked, wondering why he had that.

" well if we're going to do this we're going to do it right" Naruto said with a smirk at the drummer

Naruto throws down the smoke bomb covering him and his band mates.

" cough! Dude what the hell?!" Stephen yelled while coughing being covered in the smoke.

When the smoke cleared we see the band dressed in different clothing Naruto was dressed up In leather And a blindfold wrapped around his eyes sticking his hair up. And Kim and Steven are dressed up in clothes that look like school uniforms?

"….. Naruto, why are we dressed up as jujitsu Kaisen characters?" Kim asked wondering why they were dressed up as anime characters.

"cause I'm a nerd and I own it"! Naruto yelled before he approached the microphone and started to sing

[ insert Divide music domain gojo song]

while Naruto sang and the band played Ramona was sitting at the bar with Knives

"You're not gonna attack me again right? Ramona asked Knives with af lat tine

" As much as every fiber of my being is to cut you I won't because I don't want to upset Naruto" Knives stated as much as she would like to continue where she left off with her she doesn't wanna upset her crush.

"…..you have it bad for him huh? Ramona asked curiously

" have you seen him plus he's so sweet to me" Knives said as she smiled

"yea he is" Ramona asid as she smiled a little

"you better not hurt him otherwise you will answer to me" Knives said with a glare at Ramona

" hey I'm not gonna do that, heck he already won a lot of points with the fact that we didn't merely just start making out after he beat my first ex" Ramona reassuring the Canadian Chinese girl.

"that's surprising considering what I heard about you flowers" Envy said as she approached the bar

"Oh God dammit really we're gonna be doing this bit?" Ramona said with annoyance.

"ok we won't do this let's talk about the fact that I was recently in New York at a certain club with a certain rich genius" Envy said with as smirk as Ramona froze

before she pulled out her sledgehammer and swung it at Envy who just kicked at the hammer and was pushed back

" oh fuck me what the hell?! Envy yelled, dodging the hammer.

"you want to talk trash then let's do this!" Ramona yelled as she swung her hammer at Envy

as Ramona swung at Envy envy dogged and kicked the sledgehammer out of her hands and caught it in her hands

" OK I expect a lot but I didn't expect you to pull out a freaking hammer out of nowhere but if that's how you want to play it!" Envy yelled as she held the hammer

" Bring it on Natalie~" Ramona said with a teasing tone calling her by her real name

"you're dead!" Envy yelled as she raised the sledgehammer over her head

before Naruto smacked her in the head with his bass guitar knocking her to the ground

" OK whoa whoa i like a good catfight but only when there's a pool and wearing bikinis involved!" Naruto said as he caught Ramona's hammer when it fell down and handed it back to her.

"stay classy Naruto" Kim said flatly at her ex's antics

" OK so we just finished the song and I got to say I'm really proud of myself with it. What do you guys think? How would you rate the song? I think it's a 10. Naruto asked about his performance of the song he spent some time writing.

"hello? you hit me with a bass guitar! Envy yelled at Naruto as she held her head

" now now Natalie, there's no need to get Angry you'll mess up your pretty face. Naruto said with a sarcastic tone

"don't try to sweet talk me that bitch attacked me firs-" Envy was saying before she was cut off

"ok 2 things 1 that's hot Ramona" Naruto said as he looked at Ramona who chuckled at this "and 2 you call her that again and I'm gonna show you real equality" Naruto said as he raised his bass ready to take a swing at his ex

" mmmm~ I bet you would~ I mean shut up you dick!" Envy tried to cover up her The heat she's feeling from her former boyfriend talking to her like that.

"what's going on?" Todd asked as he came into the room with there drummer right behind him

"….why is your zipper down and why does your drummer smell like sweat and shame?" Naruto asked as he looked at them

Todd froze at this whole the drummer blushed at being called out

"Ohhhh dude I might've been mean to her today but I'm not that cruel to Nat." Naruto nacho sad with disappointment in his voice

" Todd you better explain right now before I turn your decent dick into a bruise sausage." Envy said slowly losing her patience today.

"oh come on babe she's just a fling you know your my one and only" Todd said with a smile as he placed his arms around her shoulders

" Holy shit and you were trying to brag about this guy?" Naruto said as he flinched at how smug Todd sounded

Envy said nothing to this before she smiled and placed her arms around Todd's shoulders and…….

Crunch!

she kneed Todd in the nuts hard

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Everybody in the club said the guys flinching and the women nodding in approval of what Envy did

" As much as it pains me to say it goddamn she still got some strong legs," Naruto stated.

Ramonas eyebrow twitched at this as she made a mental note to go work out a bit

Todd groaned in pain before his eyes started to glow and his hair stood up "you bitch!" he yelled before he raised his hand and suddenly Envy was sent flying into a wall

" oh you motherfucker you're fucking dead" Naruto Eyes glow red charging at Todd

"You think you can beat me then let's see it loser!" Todd yelled as he smirked confidently

[ Naruto vs Todd Igaram FIGHT!]

Naruto jumped at Todd and took a swing at him but he froze in place as Todd held out his hand

"psychic powers for the win loser" Todd said with a smug look

"ok this is bullshit!" Naruto yelled out as he struggled to get loose

" He's Vegan Naruto!" Ramona yelled, informing about what Todd is.

"oh come on you mean that I'm better than you shit actually isn't a bunch of hit air?!" Naruto yelled out in frustration

Todd smirked at this before he waved his hand threw Naruto through the brick wall crashing him into the nearby trash can

"Okay...it's official I hate this guy." Naruto said peeling a rotten banana off his his head jumping back to his feet glaring at Todd as he stepped out combing his hair back to normal

"Graduated from the top of vegan academy and everything. It's no big deal." Todd said as he approached with a smug tone

"No kidding, anyone can become a vegan if they work at it right." Kim said flatly

"Um no." Ramona said as she shook her head

"No ovo-lacto, vegetarian maybe." Todd said

"Um...why not?" Kim asked curiously as she had never heard of this

"Most people just can't take it. It's a fact of science the main thing to know is that i'm better than most people." Todd said combing his hair back

"Oh yeah then how come Ramona dumped your sorry ass." And also I thought psychics were supposed to be smart? But then again I guess you're just a bootleg just like your entire gimmick" Kim said flatly

Naruto smirked causing Todd to glare appearing in front of him he slammed down his fist but Naruto quickly flipped back avoiding the strike before punching Todd hard across the face gritting his teeth from the impact, Todd's eyes gained their white glow before smashing his fist into his chest sending the blond boy skidding back

Naruto grit his teeth through the pain, vanishing in flash he appeared behind Todd who blocked his kick with his elbow, Naruto went in for another punch to the face but Todd caught his fist striking Naruto in the gut once again

"Okay what the hell is with you and gut punches!" Naruto choked out, Todd then smashed his fist into the back of his head, crashing Naruto's face into the ground cracking slightly.

"Your out matched kid, you should just walk away while you have the chance." Todd stated

Naruto got up to his feet, blood dripping from his forehead and his lip.

"And have Ramona spend the rest of her life being tormented by you and your gang of stalkers?" Naruto asked, smashing his burning fist into Todd's face causing spit to fly from his mouth. "Not a chance in hell!" Naruto roared smashing his into the vegan ex's gut making him vomit up some blood from the hard impact, Todd caught Naruto's incoming punch with his powers but Naruto smirked

" hey so quick question how good are you with Natalie? Naruto asked

"I'm better than you at fighting so obviously i'm.better than you in that department too" Todd said smugly

oh? She called you daddy too? Naruto asked with a smirk

This got oooos from everyone and a laugh from Wallace.

"….hes kidding right?" Ramona asked kim since she figured she was the one to ask

"…..nope and it wasn't just Envy who called him that" Kim said with a small smirk

Ramona chuckled a little at this while Knives blushed and she fainted with a nosebleed

" Wait, are you whisker daddy?! Todd said finally got the connection

Naruto smirked as he felt Todd's power waver before he drove his knee into Todd's chin knocking him back as he charged forward laying out a barrage of punches down upon him knocking him into the alley wall before he unleashed a barrage of furious punches upon Todd before Naruto jumped back leaving Todd on the ground

"Hopefully that will shut your annoying mouth up." Naruto said spitting some blood on the 3 on Todd's shirt as he turned back walking towards his friends

"Okay so that's there assholes down four to..." Naruto stopped as he felt a suddenly surge and slowly turned back to see Todd his eyes blazing as his hair stood upwards

"What kind of Dragon Ball bullshit is this?" Naruto said quickly bringing his arms up in an X-block as Todd punched at him the shockwave pushing everyone save Ramona back.

"No one...no one...NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH DOING THIS TO ME!" Todd roared as his white aura surged fiercely as the ground beneath them began to crack, with a relentless furry Todd began to lay out several punches upon Naruto who kept up his guard as Todd continued his assault.

"Oh? Are you pissed off that I embarrassed you in front of Ramona and your groupies?" Naruto teased earning a strong axe kick to the shoulder by Naruto making him grit his teeth through the pain feeling his flesh torn from the impact

"Your nothing, do you hear me! You're nothing but some pathetic nobody! You're just another worthless fling that Romana will toss away just like the rest of us!" Todd screamed as he pressed on with his attack

"Oh is that so cause Ramona seems to prefer me over all seven of you losers." Naruto taunted. "She certainly thinks I'm better than you."

"That's for sure." Romana smirked as she nodded

"DIIIIEEEE!" Todd screamed as his raged filled fist rammed into Naruto again but this time he caught the fist before it could make an impact.

"Game over asshole!" Naruto said holding back Todd's arm tossing him into the air

Naruto took a stance as his energy suddenly began to surge around him as wind began to kick up, electricity surged through Naruto's body his eyes glowed red as he grit his teeth channeling the power.

Naruto's eyes shot up as they flashed brightly

"Hado-Shoryuken!" Naruto shouted jumping into the air his fist coated in a golden flame as he drove it hard into Todd's chin sending him further into the sky, he then reared his leg back as it was coated in golden flames striking the falling vegan across the cheeking shattering him in impact turning him into coins and money.

[KO!!!!]

Naruto landed on his feet breathing heavily as he looked back at Ramona giving her a thumbs up and a wide grin.

"Okay so that's three down four more assholes to go." Naruto said as he sighed in relief

Ramona smiled at her boyfriend's victory but her eyes filled with worry as four shadows appeared behind her appearing in the shape of her remaining four evil exes

Naruto glared at the four figures as a dark aura appeared around him "beat it" he growled out

this caused the aura figures around Ramona to disappear

suddenly a car burst throw the wall and two guys got out their fingers out in gun motions

" freeze Todd igram! Vegan police, you're under arrest! vote of the men yelled

"little late I already dealt with him" Naruto said as everyone looked at the two vegan police members with a flat look

"……. Wait seriously?" Police one asked.

"yup and It wasn't easy but it's pretty easy if you distract him by talking trash" Naruto said as he rubbed his shoulder

" Son of a bitch I told you we couldn't stop to get some to eat but no you just wanted to! Police 1 yelled at his partner.

"hey I missed dinner!" police 2 yelled as him andnhisbpartner got in there car and drove off making another hole in the building

"Well that happened" Naruto said as he turned to go collect the money Todd left behind since he definitely felt he earned it with this one.

as he gathered the coins in a flash of light what looked like a brand new bass guitar appeared in front of Naruto

" What the heck? " Naruto said as he took the guitar

looks like you git a bonus for doing so well against him Ramona said simply as Naruto inspected the bass guitar

" that's Todd's old bass guitar by the way, it seems after you beat them you became the new owner" elEnvy walked over to them.

you ok Natalie? Naruto asked as he approached her to see if she was ok

" you beat the crap out of my boyfriend who is cheating on me And now I'm alone I mean sure I have lyn but you know." Envy with a deadpan tone.

Naruto sighed at this "Natalie I can't help you I told you this kind of thing might happen when you went all Hollywood" he said firmly

"…… sigh! You're right I should have expected this. Envy finally admitted as she sighed

"try to dial back the bitch level to 5 or 6 and I'm sure you will do better next time Naruto said as he knew being tough would help in the music business

" i'll try but I know you secretly liked it whiskers~" Envy with a teasing tone.

Naruto chuckled nervous at this as he rubbed the back of his head

Ramona approached and grabbed Naruto's hand "eyes off my boyfriend Addams" she said firmly

Envy laughed at this and nodded "you just be sure to treat him right flowers otherwise ill come after you" she said as she went to leave

"line starts behind Kim" Ramona said simply while Kim nodded while she helped Knives to her feet

Envy chuckled at this and nodded as she left but stopped on the tracks

" By the way, Naruto? " Envy said to the blonde

yea? Naruto asked as he raised his eyebrow curiously

" I think I'm done being called Envy I'm going to go back being called Natalie" Envy now Natalie said.

Naruto smiled at this and nodded in approval as Natalle left the club

(later outside )

Naruto and Ramona were in the park across the street from the club sitting on a park bench together

"So were you checking her out as she left ?" Ramona asked simply with a slight edge in her voice

"Nah, so your boyfriend huh? Naruto asked as he smiled at Ramona

" Hey I think it's finally time we finally make it official besides I could do worse than you. Ramona said with a coy smile

" i'm just gonna take the compliment and not question it anymore" Naruto said he just wants to take the compliment instead of argue.

Ramona grasped his hand at this and placed her head on his shoulder as they sat together

" so something tells me I'm going to be beating the shit out of the rest of your exes huh? Naruto asked knowing after what happened with Todd the rest of the evil exes are probably going to be douchebags.

"Well I am worth it right?" Ramona asked as she smiled a little

"absolutely" Naruto said as he pulled her close and kissed her

Ramona kissed him back but moaned in surprise as she felt Naruto grab her breast with one hand and her ass with the other

" dude seriously?" Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow at him groping her during there moment

"…..I'm only human" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle

Ramona laughed at this making Naruto smile as he loved her laugh

Ramona grabbed his hand and started pulling him towards her subspace door.

" well might as well finally get this outta the way " Ramona said my walking with him

time for what? Naruto asked curiously

"well I want to know if your worthy of the name daddy" Ramona said with a flirty smile at her boyfriend

Naruto stayed silent until suddenly he hoisted her up on his shoulder and carried her towards the subspace door

" whoa! Dude the hell?!" Ramona yelled in surprise before she yelped as Naruto smacked her ass as he walked "oh it's so on!" she growled out with a smirk as Naruto kicked open the subspace door and went in kickin it closed behind him.

[ hey there people Kfbanime87 here so bad news is in this version of the story we cannot put a song lyrics in the story but don't worry in ao3 Version you'll definitely hear the song and the character singing so for now i will just put the name of this song]

sorry it took so long to get this chapter out to you all as again my co author for this and I have different schedules

and sorry for the lemon tease at the end

don't worry next chapter will have it so look forward to it

my co author for this never made a lemon so I'll need to get help for it

but that's OK he's still helpful for this so please be patient

see you all next chapter