As the camera turns on, we can see Bandee and Lalala walking on set, followed by King Dedede and Kirby, who was in a cage that was labled 'Idiot Jale'. No, really.
Bandee: See, it was only a dare, Great King! No real ill will, or anything!
Dedede: Dare, schmare! Either way, Kirbeh's gonna stay in this here cage as punishment! No more defacifyin' my property, no more schemes, and no. more. food! ...At least for the next 2-3 hours or so.
Kirby: [Gasps in shock.] POYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Begins to cry in Poyos.]
Dedede: CRY ABOUT IT!
Lalala: [Looking back at the camera awkwardly.] Oooookay! Now, back on the topic of dares, I think we should see how many responses we got from last time!
Bandee: Oh, okay! Check it!
Lalala: Okay... two responses.. again..
Bandee: Curse us, and our unpopularity!!!
Lalala: Well, take what we can get, I guess. Our first response comes from 'LordAwesome', who says that healready love this! We have someone who likes the show!
Dedede: Wait, you tellin' me that ya'll do stupid stuff to get popular?
Bandee: Well, when you put it like that, then yeah..
Dedede: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME!?!? I'm perfect for these things!
Lalala: Well, we assumed you were too busy with 'Royalty Stuff', is all. Glad you seem enthusiastic about it though, because LordAwesome has questions for all of us! Even you, Dedede!
Dedede: Heheheh, must'a been my charisma and charm that made him wanna know more 'bout me!
Lalala: Riiight.. now, their first questions are for Kirby:
To Kirby, how did you meet your animal friends: Rick, Kine, and Coo?
What was your first impression of Meta Knight?
Bandee: I'll try to translate for him for you guys. Spill it, Kirby!
Kirby: [Tells the backstory in poyos.]
Bandee: [Listening.] Mhm. Yup. Got it.
Lalala: Well, give us the answer!
Bandee: From what I can tell on his meeting with Kirby's Animal Friends, he had met them after they were being kidnapped by several inhabitants of the Rainbow Islands, presumably being possessed by Dark Matter. Once saved, Rick, Kine, and Coo, managed to lend Kirby their help, making traversal way easier on land, sea, and air.
Kirby: Poyo! :D
Lalala: Oh, wasn't Dedede possessed then, too?
Dedede: Yeah, I was. Lemme tell ya, possession is downright scary! Not bein' able to control your own body, and just watching as you do such horrible things.. [Shuddering.]
Bandee: Now, onto the Meta Knight question, he said that he and him weren't on good terms. When they first met, Kirby got a weird feeling from him, as if Meta Knight wasn't trying to stop him from collecting the pieces of the legendary Star Rod, but more like he was testing Kirby. That's also how it felt when they first fought, offering Kirby a sword before the fight!
Kirby: Meh Kni, Poyoyo! [Attempting to make a serious face like Meta Knight, but it just comes off as cute.]
Lalala: Well, that's interesting. Even back then, he still had a knightly code, huh? Now, next questions! It's from the same guy as before, but for you, Dedede.
Dedede: Alright! Let's hear it!
Lalala: They ask, to Dedede (if possible), what went through your mind when you first lost a fight to Kirby? Follow up, what about the second time you lost?
And again to Dedede, where did you get the idea for 'Masked Dedede'?
Bandee: Ooh, those are some juicy questions there!
Dedede: Okay, for the first question, when I lost my first fight to Kirby, I was shocked! He was just a puny pipsqueak! He struggled so much against me, and I was sure I was gonna win.. but then he bopped me with a Star Bullet.
Kirby: Poyoyo!
Dedede: I was shocked, and then I was mad! Downright furious! And so, I ordered a rematch. I got every minon and force of dangerous wildlife I could to go and clobber him! But he STILL got to me, and STILL won the second time! But, the damage was done. I felt a little depressed, to be frank. Felt I would never beat him, and so I wallowed in disappointment... [Looking downwards.]
Everyone was a bit silent.
Dedede: BUUUT, I got my spunk back, and I got even stronger from it! And to continue witht that other question, all that strength, all the lessons I learned since we first met, it culminated in one more shot at revenge! That's when I started studying, too. Taking a page or two from Meta Knight's book, I wanted that fight to be fair, I wanted a one-on-one... And the mask just made me look cool.
Lalala: Well, that was a massive info-dump!
Bandee: I still remember that day, it was a little scary, seeing you try so hard to beat him...
Dedede: Desperate times came with desperate mesures, I say.
Lalala: Ok.. now, it seems LordAwesome also had a dare for me, Bandee, and Kirby: "Go give Meta Knight a big hug, because I always figured the guy could use one."
Lalala: Huh.. anyone know where he is?
Dedede: Well, I do know, but I'll tell you on one condition: that I go instead of Kirbeh!
Bandee: But, the dare said-
Dedede: HE NEEDS TO TAKE HIS PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN, SO HE'S STAYIN' RIGHT HERE!
Lalala: Ughhhh.. fine, just tell us where he is.
Dedede: [Tossing away Kirby's cage with Kirby still in it, crying out as he was flung.] Glad you see it my way. Now, if I recall, Meta Knight is likely...
The Sacred Square, a very rocky frontier. This was where lone swordsman, Meta Knight, could be seen with his crew, the Meta-Knights, applying new upgrades to the Battleship Halberd, his... well, huge battleship.
Meta Knight: [Commanding some crew members as they look for the placement of a large metal slab. A little to the left.. no, too far.. there, perfect.
Sailor Waddle Dee: Sir Meta Knight! The King of Dream Land wishes to speak with you!
Meta Knight: King Dedede? Very well, let him come-
Suddenly, Meta Knight was tackled into a hug by Bandee, Dedede, and Lalala.
Bandee: Hi, Meta Knight! This was for a dare!
Lalala: [Eventually getting off of him.] Yeah, a person named 'LordAwesome' assumed you needed one!
Meta Knight: I.. see.. Now, could you get off of me? I need to watch over my crew as they help with upgrades to the Halberd.
Dedede: New upgrades!? [Running excitedly towards the crew members, who were trying to place a very important piece to the ship's structure.] IS THERE A LAZER CANNON!? OOH, WHAT ABOUT A PIZZA LAZER CANNON! A GUN THAT SHOOTS OUT BAGS OF CHIPS!?-
The king's ramblings freak out the crew members, making them drop the piece., and making the Halberd's right wing fall off. Many screams of pain could be heard as it fell.
Meta Knight: The wing!
Dedede: [Whistling as he tip-toed away.]
Bandee and Lalala immediately began to book it, apologizing frantically.
Cutting back to Lalala, who was hiding in Castle Lololo in fear of being punished by Meta Knight.
Lalala: O-okay, now that I'm somewhat safe, let's look at the o-other response, shall we?
Lalala: O-okay, now that I'm somewhat safe, let's look at the o-other response, shall we?
Lalala: It's from... 'dbehi1', for me and Lololo: "I dare you too to put Bubsy, Awesome Possum, Captain Novolin, Lester The Unlikely, and their various friends and enemies through as much hell as possible. By pulling cruel acts on them."
...We cut to Dangerous Diner on Halcandra, where Lalala fed Lololo's copies of bad 90's Mascot games to the four-headed dragon, Landia.
Lololo: I still don't remember why I bought those in the first place.. oh well, more room for more games!
Lalala: I'm not sure if this is what they wanted, but it's too late now! ..Say, Landia, blink once if you're a boy, and twice if your a girl!
All of Landia's heads would simultaneously blink, almost too many times to count.
Lalala: ...well, it's 2022 anyway, I won't judge what you are! Well enjoy your meal! [Turning to the camera] And thanks for watching! Remember to leave a response below, asking us questions and making us do dares! [She'd wink, before the screen fades to darkness.]
