Liked it enough to decide that it should be it's own thing.

I wrote this little omake that takes place right after the events of chapter 6, I think you might have a good guess of who it might be about already.

Omake 3

Akatsuki Barracks

"Kisame!" Itachi cried out in urgency while also spotting some pecking marks on his face.

"What the- Itachi? What the hell?" Kisame said grousely, before turning to look at his alarm clock. "It's 3 in the morning!"

"We need to get to the Leaf now." Itachi continued.

"What, why?" Kisame asked.

"I gravely miscalculated." Itachi said. It was said in his usual monotone but Kisame knew him enough to know that in Itachi speak it meant 'I fucked up'.

"Huh, what did you fuck up? And clearly, you fucked up bad."

Itachi was silent for a half second before answering. "...I need to remove the crow I shoved down Naruto Uzumaki's throat."

"...why the fuck would you shove a crow down his throat? You are aware that you could kill someone that way, yes? Is that why you're in such a hurry?"

"It seemed like a good idea at the time." Itachi admitted, with the slightest hint of a blush.

"How could that possibly be a good idea at any time!?"

"Stop asking questions and get yourself ready or I will leave without you."

"Fine, I'll go with you just so you don't do anything even more ridiculous."

Village Hidden in the Leaf

"Who the hell is knocking at my door at-," Naruto groused on his toilet seat before looking at his alarm clock. "4 in the morning?! Who'd come here at this time? And why is this damn crow so hard to get rid of!?"

The knocking continued as the Uzumaki just formed a Shadow Clone and sent it to answer the door.

"What the hell do you want at this hour… Itachi?! Ow!" Clone!Naruto opened the door, only to find a surprise in the form of missing ninja Itachi Uchiha. And a knock on the forehead.

"Hello, Naruto-kun. I need that crow back." Itachi greeted.

"... wait, that wasn't a genjutsu?" C!Naruto asked.

"No."

"That explains why I've been crapping out feathers."

"You've been what?" Kisame laughed in the background while Itachi's expression soured.

"I mean, I heard that when it gets really bad you can hallucinate while doing it, so when I saw a Sharingan out of my ass I knew I needed to get it out asap. Then get some ramen to help since that has not been fun." C!Naruto explained as well as defended, though he wasn't happy that he had to.

"I'm pretty sure ramen wouldn't help with that." Kisame advised.

"Pssh, ramen is the food of the gods! There's nothing that it can't fix, like depressingly alone childhoods."

"That's fucked."

"I don't care about your trauma. How long ago was that?" Itachi, one of the biggest dealers of trauma in the continent, interrupted with a demand.

"...right now," Naruto answered. "Geez, this is the strangest genjutsu I've been in by far."

"Kisame," Itachi said, but didn't get that far in his request.

"Itachi, you woke me up at 3 am for this, I'm not pulling out your shat out crow." Kisame refused firmly. There was a lot he'd help his partner out with but there were limits.

With that avenue blocked, Itachi then turned to the Uzumaki mumbling 'kai' like it'd get him out of this situation. "Naruto, you need to get that crow back."

"I've been trying to get that damn thing out. And why the hell should I help you? You tried to kidnap me, are the main reason Sasuke left the village and the reason for the worst four hours of my life."

"Do it and Sasuke will come back to the village." Itachi explained simply. Though in his mind he was well aware of why his brother would come without the crow.

"How the hell would getting your crow bring Sasuke back?"

"I'm here."

"Oh, right. Itachi." Naruto said before what he said dawned on him. "Wait?! Itachi?!"

"Sasuke." Itachi reminded him.

Naruto glared at the Uchiha for a little while before an angry grimace came over him. "You're the one who put that damn crow there, you get it out since it doesn't want to leave."

Itachi's sour expression only became more pronounced with that realization that yes, he would have to clean up the shit that he caused. For the greater good TM.