Tamera had a smug grin as she sat back in her professional director's chair. She had her legs out, resting on Bonnie's back who had the widest grin ever. "Ah, everything is up and operating well now. Or, as well as this run down place could get" she grumbled.

"I promise I cleaned everything up as well as I could!" Bonnie pipped in, getting a half-hearted nod out of Bonnie.

"Right…" Tamera frowned quietly down at her "Whatever. But welcome to our first season! Yes, I know, my face already makes it impossible to turn the channel" she smirked "But you haven't seen anything as of yet"

Bonnie swiftly nodded "We haven't even revealed all of our cont-"

The Main Host leaned down and clamped Bonnie's lips shut with her fingers "The audience clearly knows they're not watching for some sweaty contestants!" she couldn't help but scoff at the very notion.

"They're all here for back to back episodes about none other than me, me, me!" Tamera struck a confident pose as the camera suddenly went to black.

Intro plays

The music began as the camera flew into the Action studio, flying through racks of costumes and outfits before going over a fake hill. On said hill, Owen was following a likely fake trail of monster tracks with Knick quietly following behind. The camera flew past them and over the hill, landing in a tub of water.

"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing just fine," in the water Eiko was happily swimming around as a leisurely pace. That was before a massive shark lazily floated by him, causing his eyes to widen in fear.

"You guys are on my mind" Eiko suddenly amerged from the water before being dragged away from the water. He looked up and saw Jynx smiling down at him while in a lifeguard outfit. She then looked at the camera and winked.

"You asked me what I wanted to be And I think the answer is plain to see!" the camera would then shift to what looked like a producer's room. The hosts Bonnie and Tamera were watching the contestants on their screen. Tamera was fuming in anger as Bonnie stared at Sasha and Tanya doing their makeup in the confessional, so she shut off all the camera feeds besides the one for a theater set.

"I wanna be famousss!" In this set, Madame Dior performed on stage as Vanessa and Finley cheered her on, yelling encouragingly as they gave her a standing ovation.

"I wanna live close to the sun" In the very back of the set May was daydreaming about who knows what while Ursula casually sat next to her, eyeing her pockets.

"Go pack your bags because I've already won" Before she could do anything Chikao ran through the set and grabbed her before running off. He had her in the bridal carry as they ran past a military set.

"Everything to prove and nothing in my way," On this set Raphael was blowing his whistle as Quinn and Jessica were all going through a military set rather easily. Raphael was happy to write this all down.

"I'll get there one day" further back in this set, Fridge was trying to accomplish the task but was getting stuck on just about everything around him.

"Cause, I wanna be famous!" as they continued their 'training' it cut to Esther riding in a limousine with multiple people snapping photos of her. She was pretty into the photos, taking multiple dumb goofy poses.

"Na na na na na na na na na na na!" the other side of the window opened to have Noel frown at her, causing her to almost immediately silence as the camera flash caused the scene to fade away.

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!" the scene moved to all the contestants sitting together in the elimination bleachers. Larry was building a magnet to steal everyone's trophies, but it seemingly malfunctioned and sent each award directly to Alexis's arms.

All the other contestants, save a grinning Phoebi, frowned at her as they whistled. The scene would then fade to black.

Intro ends

"The producers called and stated we couldn't have the show entirely focused around me, so I suppose we'll have to give some screen time to the" she shuddered slightly "Contestants"

As she spoke the camera slowly shifted from the movie lot and to multiple buses driving through into the city. The one leading the way was a purple bus with glitter covering the entire thing. Even the front window.

Inside this bus, there were six girls and only just one guy. Said guy was sitting in the very back of the bus, just minding his own business. He was a rather tall, lean man at 5'10". He had medium-length magenta wavy hair with a pink streak on the right side. The back of his hair is tied into a small low man bun. Notably, he had a black heart tattoo under his eyes, both of which had hints of pink.

Eiko wore an unbuttoned black suit jacket and underneath the suit jacket was a dark gray vest with magenta buttons, underneath that a fuschia dress shirt with a black tie. He also wore fuschia formal pants that are held by a leather white belt with a heart pattern on it. Lastly, he wore leather brown loafers. Eiko had a heart-shaped ruby ring on his right hand and a hexagon aquamarine ring, which resembles ice, as well as black sunglasses on the top of his head.

He was just smiling to himself, humming along to the music that was playing through the bus's speakers. While he was distracted, a very attractive woman sauntered over to him.

"Oh good. I was starting to get worried this whole season was just going to be women"

Eiko looked up to the figure, smiling sweetly at her "I'm glad I can relieve someone as attractive as you already"

The woman just smiled back at him. Her figure was what many men would dream of: she had an hourglass figure, small waist, what almost looked like a double d chest, full lips, and bubble butt. Her outfit was a low cut strapless thigh length lavender dress, knee length white high heel boots, red jacket, and very short spankx under her dress.

"May I ask your name, would be nice getting to know the most beautiful contestant before things get started" Eiko pat the seat next to him, which she was happy to take.

"I'm Tanya Arlee Zsalinski. But my friends call me Taz~" she smiled, sitting down next to him. Almost immediately it was obvious he dwarfed her in size.

"Well then I'll be happy to call you Taz" Eiko smiled "And your name is simply beautiful. Just like the rest of you I must add"

"Oh, you" Taz feigned bashfullness before leaning up against him, causing Eiko to blush slightly.

"S-so, are you excited to be competing?" he asked casually.

She smiled and nodded, still leaning on him "Oh you have no idea. I loooooooooooved Tamera in the Ra-whatever race. And I've always wanted to compete in a season like this. The contestants get up to so much fun~"

Eiko continued to smile with a faint blush as the camera moved past them to another duo enjoying the bus drive. In this seat there were two women on the thicker side of things.

The one sitting by the window was probably the shortest of the contestants. She had a more overweight, apples shaped figure than her companion. Her attire was made up of a a royal purple, sleeveless cocktail wrap dress that has frills aligning the hem of the dress, a sheer lavender colored sparkly stole wrapped around her shoulders, and purple colored heels. She also wore a silver pearl necklace, an amber bracelet and emerald earrings.

She had very pale skin that featured a beauty mark on her left cheek. Her hair was short, sculpted plum colored hair that flares out at the bottom. "My, this bus can get rather hot it would seem…"

Madame Dior suddenly pulled a fan from somewhere before she started fanning herself slowly "I do wish they could have gotten the AC working properly"

"I'm sure the trip will be done in a flash, dear" the woman next to her smiled, looking directly at her with a smile of class. "Your dress is also absolutely wonderful. You pull it off so well girl"

"Oh please, you're far too sweet" Dior smiled playfully "Your dress is so much nicer dear. Your sense of fashion is clearly impeccable"

This other girl was more on the thicc side of large, being more pear shaped. She was also the first contestant with a dark skin tone. Her hair was long and black with purple tints at the end. This hair was tied into a loose side ponytail that flows down her right elbow with a silver band, set in a way where the hair enters black but leaves purple.

Her outfit was a shoulder sleeve length purple and white wraparound dress where the white part is just the shoulder and sleeve her hair falls onto and the rest are purple with a white flower and green leaf pattern, and black leggings, silver boots, silver bracelet, a flower like the one on her dress pattern. So to put it simply, she looked very fashion forward.

"I must say though… I feel like I've seen you before darling" Vanessa frowned as she eyed her "Have you been in the modeling ring before, by chance?"

Madame Dior fanned herself faster "Dear me, dear me. Is this how you come on to all the beautiful women you come across? I must say I'm quite flattered"

Vanessa lit up in a faint blush "I-I really didn't mean to come off as something like that. I work in the modeling agency so I thought-"

Dior giggled softly "Sweetie, I was simply teasing you. I'm sure you've seen me in plenty of acting roles however. I go by… Madame Dior"

It took the modeling woman a second but she lit up in a smile "Oh, I know of you. Oh, darling, you are simply spectacular in your last movie. My girls and I went to see that movie just because you were in it. I must say, you simply stole the show"

The apple shaped woman's smile continued to grow "You don't know how much that lights up my day sweetie. When I get back into movies, perhaps I could get your girls to join us. If they're with you I'm sure they'd be lovely"

"We do need more wide women in filmatuer. Young ladies should know that not everyone needs to be skinny just to be an absolute beauty" Vanessa nodded firmly.

Dior smiled at her "I see the two of us will likely be getting along well"

"I feel quite the same," the modeler nodded.

On the other side of the bus, the last three of the women sat rather close to each other. In the aisle seat, yet another large and in charge woman was sitting with a confident smile.

This woman had dark brown skin but long, thin, blond hair that reached past her shoulders. More notable was that she looked like she was basically dressed like an Opera singer. Her outfit is a red dress with long white sleeves, purple boots with golden details and a gold corset that… is not doing its job.

She practically grabbed the camera to have it come closer to her "Well, I wasn't expecting the camera to want to focus so much on me. But I guess it can't be helped!"

Her voice was already loud enough that just about everyone else in the bus could hear her loud and clear "I know, I know. This season is probably going to be easy for me. After all, I'm only the newest in a long line of professional actors. How could I lose a challenge like this?"

"Well, there's a lot of ways people can lose a competition" from behind her a blond woman appeared with an innocent if not dimwitted smile "I mean, usually the overconfident people go first after all"

This woman was more similar to Taz than the last three. She was tall at 6ft and was rather thin. Though at the same time she had curves that could challenge any of the others, clearly fitting into the Beauty team.

Her outfit was a simple purple button up shirt with an image of a cherry blossom on her left chest area and jeans. "I don't think you'll go home too early though. That confidence is naturally going to attract people" she smiled.

Jynx slowly turned around to her, frowning "And you are who…?"

"Oh, I'm just Sasha" she smiled softly "I heard you talking about being a performer. That's pretty interesting. Would I know you from anywhere?"

"Of course you would" Jynx had a confident grin "I'm an opera singer. Unless you're into the classic entertainment known as plays that wouldn't be likely"

Sasha showed the faintest bit of surprise "I never would have assumed you were in operas and plays. That must take a lot of skill"

"You know it" she smirked back at her.

"Hey, keep it down back there, I'm kind of in the middle of something important here"

Both girls turned to the voice, finding a much older woman sitting near the front of the bus. "Who let their grandma in here?" Jynx frowned.

"What!?" This woman turned around and scowled at the two of them.

The woman had long, straight, blond hair that reached the middle of her back that she ahad in a ponytail. Like many of the girls she had an hourglass shaped figure, but her face looked like something that had gone through plastic surgery.

Her outfit was a black top with a red picture of an hourglass. She also wore a navy mini skirt and matching navy heels. "I'll have you know, I barely look a day over 19"

Jynx just snickered in response, angering the woman further as she sat up on the bus seat "Don't make me come back there or turn this bus around"

"Please, let's not fight just yet" Vanessa would soon step in "We should at least wait until we get to the film lot, yes?"

"I'm fine with how things are going" Sasha murmured quietly as she watched Jynx and Ursula continue to glare at each other.

Madame Dior sighed as she leaned back in her seat "This trip may be longer than I was… expecting it to be" she rested her arm on her head as she dropped herself onto Vanessa's lap.

Vanessa stared at her for a moment before smiling "You're good at the dramatics" she couldn't help but applaud the round queen's dramatics.

"Glad someone else is thinking about getting comfortable" Tanya grinned while resting her head on a slightly flustered Eiko's lap.


On a similar bus was another seven contestants. However, this one was green. This bus had most of the contestants rather separate from each other, mostly not minding each other.

In the very back sat multiple people who were busy using their phones or what have you. The only boy in this spot was a boy who looked like a stereotype of femboys.

He had dyed navy blue hair that seemed messy. It was also long enough that it covered the top of his eyes. The Femboy was wearing a black hoodie with the sleeves being stripled black and white. These sleeves were so long his fingers barely poked out of it. In fact, the jacket was so long it went all the way down to his thighs. If you angled your head enough you could see he was wearing booty shorts. He also had a black chocker around his neck.

Finley was silently typing away on his phone, seemingly typing away at some random words in his notes. "What else should I include…" he murmured, tapping his phone to his cheek before glancing at the other two people to his side.

One was seemingly staring into space while the other was listening to music loud enough for anyone to hear. "Inspiration is inspiration" he murmured with a smile and a shrug before he continued typing.

The girl just spacing off was May. She had a drowsy expression on her face as she slouched back in her seat. This drowsy girl had messy blond hair that reached all the way down to cover her eyes. Her outfit wasn't anything too special, however, just a blue sweater, grey sweatpants, and blue shoes.

May yawned softly, continuing to lean down until she entirely fell off of the seat and onto the floor.

The woman listening to music frowned as she moved her headset "Are… you ok?" This woman had a nice looking figure and face, but was someone that looked like she wouldn't stick out in any crowd.

Her hair was simply a brown ponytail without much flair. She wore a pink tank top with a pair of high fashion jeans. Along with this, she had simple glasses on as well as dark red lipstick.

May slowly sat back up again, looking up at her "Yea…" she yawns "I'm doing good"

Alexis, the nerdy looking girl, just smiled and extended a hand "Need some h-help back up then?"

"Oh… yea. Probably…" May spoke slowly before grabbing Alexis's hand. With her help she was back into her seat no problem. "...Thanks"

The music fan just nodded with a smile "Happy to help you, um, ma'am"

Alexis stared at May for a few moments as she continued to stare at nothing "Sleepy girl?" she frowned, lightly poking her cheek.

"May" she nods with a small smile.

"Oh, well I'm Alexis" she smiled before looking down at her headset "Do you wanna take a listen to this?"

She just nodded, not making it clear if she was actually paying attention to what Alexis was saying. So Alexis just put the set on her head. Even as the music played May didn't seem to respond at all, slightly concerning the girl.

"Do you think she's ok?" Alexis leaned closer to Finley to whisper.

The boy silently turned to her and raised an eyebrow "She's likely just tired. You don't have to immediately judge your fellow contestants. I didn't get much sleep last night either"

"Wait, that's not what I meant" Alexis panicked slightly before an explosion sound came from the front of the bus. Smoke flew to the back of the bus, causing all three of them to cough at their lungs being filled.

The smoke came from the seat right behind the driver's spot. Loud clank and smash noises were heard. Eventually the smoke subsided when everyone started opening their windows. The source was now shown to be a guy on the chubbier side tinkering with a large piece of machinery.

Aside from his size, most notable was his large orange afro that was just as messy as his technology. He was wearing a yellow jumpsuit with orange stripes, dirty brown jacket with pockets, khakis pants, brown gloves, and brown boots.

"Ah, ok, there we go. False alarm people, it's set!" Larry smiled back to the others with a proud smile.

"Whatcha working on?" a boy stood behind him, leaning against the back of his seat "Sure is a noisy one"

This man was lean with brown hair that's short on the sides but wavy on the top. He was wearing black jeans with a murky green shirt. He also wore a beige trenchcoat and had rectangular frame glasses that were colored silver. "Looks pretty fancy"

"Well, thank you for noticing" Larry smirked as he raised the machine above him "I've been working on some technology ever since this bus picked us up. It should help carry whatever team I'm on to victory no problem"

Knick casually raised an eyebrow at him "I wouldn't mind seeing your test drive of it"

"Well, I can't turn down the offer of showing it off!" Larry happily raised his finger, tapping the button to cause more smoke to spew out of the machine. It looked like it was about to turn on before collapsing into a pile of junk in his lap.

"Oh, bugger me!"

To the side of them, a girl couldn't help but start to snicker loud and obnoxiously at him. Though she seemed to be trying her best to hide this. She had a faint tan and short blond hair, looking rather scrawny in comparison to most of them. Her attire was just a simple blue sweater with yellow jeans and blue shoes.

"Sorry, sorry. It's just hilarious to see someone fail that bad at their craft" she snickered, practically kicking the seat in front of her.

Phoebi eventually stopped her laughing as the two of them frowned at her. This didn't seem to bother her, however, as she wiped away a tear "Sorry… I'll stop now"

Even with this promise her laughter still broke out every now and then. "Ok, ok. That was the last one, I promise"

They just continued to frown at her in annoyance, causing her to finally just give up on talking with them and get to work on a crossword puzzle to help pass the time "This kind of thing is truly rudimentary, but I'm sure it can at least distract me for a minute or two" she murmured basically to herself.

This left the last of the Brains just resting his head against the seat in front of him with an annoyed expression. He seemed to be the tallest of his team, standing at 5'10". Noel had medium-length light blue with white streaks, shaggy spiky hair with a spiky ponytail that resembles the top of a pineapple, and a small chin stubble. Noel wore a blue thick fur hooded parka, underneath is a white long sleeve dress shirt with a black cashmere sweater vest. He also wears a black winter jeans and black and brown snow boots. Noel wears large-rimmed reading glasses, and a small bandage on his right cheek.

Even though the bus was warm, it didn't seem to bother him one bit. He hadn't said a single thing since they had gotten onto the bus, just letting out small groans or grunts whenever someone got too loud or tried talking to him.

"You doing alright man?" Knick leaned back to check on the grunter, who naturally… grunted again.

"I'll… take that as a yes…" he murmured before just going back to watching Larry fudge up his machinery.

Noel's annoyed silence would continue on as each and every one of them continued to indulge in their own interest before the camera skipped right on past them.


And this left the last of the three buses, featuring the color red. The inside of this one was a bit more lively than the last two. Most notable about this bus was that a large woman was already chokeholding and beating one of her fellow contestants.

The woman was a giant, even in comparison with the other teams as she stood at 6'10". She wasn't anything like a mountain of muscle, but her entire body was covered in lean muscles. Her hair was of note, with the right side being red and the left being yellow. The hair was long, going down to her shoulder in a braided style.

She wore a red, glossy crop jacket that was unzipped. There are white stripes running down the sleeves from shoulder to wrist. She had a white tank top underneath the jacket, and red exercise shorts that go about halfway down her she doesn't wear shoes, she had her feet and her hands bandaged up, like a martial artist would.

"I told you to not reach into my pockets!" Quinn growled down at the boy in her grasp.

He seemed to almost be choking out as he repeatedly tapped her on the shoulder "U-uncle, u-uncle!"

The boy she was practically strangling was a good bit smaller than her, but was still exceptionally toned as well as sporting some wide hips. He had burnt orange hair that wasn't very long but very dense. Chikao's outfit was a white crop top with an orange collar on it. Some bandaging can be seen beneath. He also has a black crop jacket with orange at the collar and the ends of the sleeves. His pants are a burnt amber color, and look like they were basically skinny jeans. He has black boots that go about halfway up his calves.

"I'm not going to just let you get that easily" Quinn growled before suddenly picking him up and tossing him to the front of the bus and far away from her.

Chikao slowly pulled himself out of the seat he got stuck in and pointed angrily at her "Listen here, sir. I wasn't trying to pull anything. I was just seeing if you had any money in your pockets"

"Oh, that makes it so much better" she deadpanned.

"Hey, hey guys. Let's try to stay calm. We only just met I'm sure there's a misunderstanding going on here" a third member of this team stood to try and stop their arguing. "We should especially be careful if we all get put on a team together"

This man had black buzzcut and was wearing a long sleeved green camouflage shirt, green camouflage pants, green camouflage boots. He was only about 5inchest shorter than Quinn but wasn't nearly as imposing.

"Tell him to stay far away from me then" Quinn growled at Raphael, who had the slightest sweat from her tone.

"Y-you've got it ma'am" Raphael saluted her before spinning on his heel to look at Chikao "Now, don't you think you should apologize to her for how you acted? Stealing from a woman is a low act"

Chikao sat up straight with a shocked expression "That's a woman? I assumed her chest was just her pecs"

"Not helping" Raphael frowned at him, not just staring at the thief expectantly.

"Fine, sorry. I promise next time I won't be so obvious about it"

The Military Cadet smiled before turning to Quinn "There, see? Everything's solved now"

Quinn silently frowned at him "You're a real knucklescraper aren't you?"

"Wha- I don't think I'd say that at all" he frowned a bit, but Quinn just ignored him as she took her seat again. At the same time, Chikao had already moved on to his next target.

In his seat, sat yet another monolith of a man. He even stood taller than Quinn, being at a height of 7'3". He even looked bigger and stronger than she did. He had sweatbands wrapped around his arms and was wearing a blue tank top, black and blue shorts, and red sneakers.

"I'm so happy you wanted to sit with me, friend Chikao" Fridge smiled down at the other boy, who was just sneaking his hands into the big guy's pockets.

He just shrugged at his exclamation "I just know when to cut my losses with another target" he smirked, finding something in the pockets. He pulled it out only to find it was Fridge's gum.

Chikao silently looked up at the jock with an expression of disgust. But the big guy didn't seem to mind at all "Oh, you found my collection! I keep my gum until they, uh, get their taste back. My short buddy back at school told me it shouldn't be much longer now"

The little thief just sighed before shoving all the gum back into his pockets before wiping his hands off on his shirt.

Sitting well away from the action sat a tanned man working on his craft. His hair was most interesting, with it being a short black mohawk. He also had multiple scratch marks lining his arms. Owen's outfit was simply a black sleevless shirt, brown shorts, and sandals.

Owen had a small smile as he finished sharpening a wooden stake "This will stop any bears that sneak on the studio. Or any vampire bears" he joked, giving himself a small dry laugh.

"You really think there'd be a big ol' grizzly around here? I assume most we'd see is a coon or some O-pposums" Owen turned around, finding two girls had likely been watching him the entire time he had been working on that.

The one that spoke was much larger than the second, like most of the people on this team she was over 6'. The big woman had an hourglass shaped body but was clearly strong and tough. She had her dirty blond hair down in a ponytail. Her face was brimming with freckles. Jessica's outfit was just brown hiking boots, blue farmer jeans with a few rips, a white blouse, and a black cowboy hat with a yellow sheriff star on her shirt.

"Mind if I take it, maybe?" Jessica grinned at him, reaching forward to try taking the stake from him. However, Owen just leaned away from her.

"No, I would rather you didn't take what I've been working on, actually" Owen scowled as Jessica kept trying to take the stake away from him. In fact, she was being even more aggressive now that he told her she can't have it.

Jessica frowned "Come on, just give it to me"

"Why do you even want it!?" Owen glared "Make your own"

"Maybe you should just let him keep it" the girl next to her suggested with a small smile "He did make it after all"

This girl was pretty thin, not looking muscular, thin, or particularly wide. She had red curly hair in two pigtails, with a small curly puff of hair in the front. Esther's outfit was a light blue cowboy hat with a pink flower pinned on it, a yellow button-up shirt with a red neckerchief, pale yellow gloves with tassels, a red belt, light blue trousers with white wooly chaps, and a pair of yellow boots with spurs. She had a wooden pop gun stuck in a red holster on her belt.

Jessica sighed in annoyance "Ohhhhhhh fine. Guess I'll just make an even nicer one!" she smiled before sitting back to relax.

"Thank you" Owen looked up and nodded in appreciation to Esther.

"Was no problem!" Esther gave him the 'ok' hand gesture "I mess with rattlesnackers more insistent than here I tell you what"

Owen just nodded again "Well still, thanks. And with Jessica, we already have a good idea who will be going home early" he joked dryly.

Esther seemed less excited at this point. She just chuckled softly before leaning down to sit back with Jessica. "We better be gettin' there soon" the hillbilly girl grumbled angrily.

"I'd bet the ride aint gonna be much longer!" the cowgirl smiled excitedly before shooting her pop-gun into the air.

Ask and you will receive, it appears, as all three of the buses seemingly came to a stop near the edge of the city. The red bussers were all looking out the window, finding the abandoned filmlot right next to the ocean.

"Oh, this place is awesome!" Fridge grinned as he looked out the wrong side of the bus.

The doors to the buses opened, with everyone walking out and ending up in one large group before the film lot's front gate. They all looked around, just waiting for any kind of instruction.

That's when the gates opened wide. Tamera was the first host to walk to the crowd, strutting her stuff with a confident smile. After a few moments Bonnie also walked out, copying her exact same pose and strut, though it was clearly not working at all for her.

"Hello campers!" Tamera smirked to them all, striking a confident pose that showed off her best qualities.

It was just silence as the Vixen glared down at her contestants. She then turned to Bonnie expectantly.

The ginger smiled before using her hands to gesture at Tamera "This is the Tamera people! She almost won the Radickulous Race! Oh, oh. And we had many shows under our belt, like "Bahama Honeymoon" and "Locked in your house". So yea, she's a big deal" Bonnie nodded firmly.

"Slay it Bonnie" Finley spoke up from the green bus side of the ground. He got multiple confused looks, including from Bonnie and Tamera.

"Ok, you can all stay quiet now" she growled in annoyance "Let's just get you all ready for your first challenge then"

Before Tamera could walk away Phoebi raised her hand. But the host just ignored it as she led them through the film lot. The braniac just grumbled in annoyance as she was the last of them to follow.

The set didn't look all too different to how it was back in Action. Sets were set all around them, from a set for a sci-fi to a set themed after a teen romantic comedy "This is the film lot" Tamera announced on their walk "This is where you will all be competing through the season"

"This season will almost be too perfect for me" Madame Dior smiled as she looked over the many different sets "I've been in just about all these themes if I remember right~"

"Thanks for sharing" Tamera deadpanned, glaring back at her. Dior frowned slightly, but stayed quiet now.

Suddenly, both hosts came to a stop before a large makeup wagon "Before we continue, we should get straight to the teams!" Bonnie proclaimed.

"Oh, this is always the exciting part" Esther practically jumped up and down.

"I hope I'm not stuck with the people on that bus" Quinn grumbled.

Tamera just smirked at her "Well, sorry not sorry Quinn, but those of you on the red bus will now be known as… Tamera's Titans!" the hostess did a small flexing gesture.

The other two groups moved out of the way from them as a red fist appeared in the top right corner of the screen.

"Oh, this is going to be so fun!" Fridge lifted his arms high in the air, already celebrating. Most of the others just seemed slightly annoyed save Raphael and Esther.

Tamera then turned to Bonnie, expecting her to announce the next team. However, Bonnie was too focused staring at Sasha and Taz. This annoyed the vixen, who quickly turned back to the teams "Our other teams are also based on the buses you were on"

She pointed straight at the ones from the purple bus "You all will be known as Team Harem" a purple symbol with Bonnie's face where she was raising her eyebrows appeared in the corner.

The majority of the team frowned at the title. "Do… we have to go with Team Harem…?"

Tamera shrugged "You kind of don't get to choose so…."

"I guess it could be worse" Vanessa deadpanned with her arms crossed.

Ursula just put her hand on her hip and glanced over at Eiko "I'm guessing you don't have any money?" she guessed, just confusing him.

It wasn't just that team that seemed surprised or disappointed by the name "I thought they were going to be Bonnie's Babes?" Bonnie frowned up at her.

"I think they'll be fine with this title" Tamera stated firmly "And finally, green busers, you'll be Bonnie's Braniacs!"

In the corner appeared a green symbol with a brain and not much else to it.

"I'd say that's fitting" Phoebi smirked to herself.

Larry quickly nodded "Everyone knows brains are the greatest power of them all! This should be a piece of cake"

"Don't get a big head" Noel practically glared at Larry, who started sweating nervously.

"S-sorry…" he murmured, wiggling in fear as Noel continued to stare at him.

Confessional: Tamera

The hostess suddenly appeared in a makeup parlor, smiling confidently "This is where you will unload your dirty laundry and talk about the people you hate so dearly. Or whatever your sad little minds think of. It's also good for makeup, but don't expect it to fix anything"

Tamera smirked as she started applying her makeup. First eyeliner, then lipstick. However she kept going after this, so the editing crew started speeding through her confessional until about an hour had passed.

"Aaaaaaaand done"

Confessional: Finley

"The brains is a team I think will be fun. Though, I wish I could have the chance to be on the Beauties as well. I can already tell Jynx, Dior, and Vanessa are queens. But on my team…? Phoebi seems a bit smug, which is annoying. And Noel seems like the type to put people down without making his own plan. But besides them, I think this could be a fun season"

Confessional: Eiko

Eiko had a faint blush "I enjoy flirting as much as the next guy… but having a team basically formed as your harem is a little embarassing. I don't want them thinking I'm some horndog like an Isekai protagonist. But also, it really is an honor to be considered a Beauty with those girls, I can say they all fit into that theme pretty well"

Confessional: Chikao

The thief was smirking as he rubbed his hands together slowly. "Oh, this season is going to go great! A whole team of babes I can swoop up? Perfect! Though, half of the contestants don't look like they'd carry a lot of money on them"

He just shrugged a bit "I'm just happy it's not only the girls on my team. Quinn's a bit too… threatening, and Esther is a lil too skinny. Jessica, well, I might still swoop her up before long"

Confessional: May

She looked like she was practically dozing off in the confessional. Just enjoying the peace and silence. However, that didn't last too long when Chikao snuck into the room and snatched a handful of money from her pockets. Before she even noticed him, he was already gone.

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Once the contestants were shown the confessional they continued their tour. Which ended with them at the elimination scene. It was a wooden bleacher in front of a large amphitheatre.

"And, finally, here will be where our eliminations are set." Tamera began with a smirk "To show you are safe, you will be given gilded Tamera statues"

The two hosts got onto the stage and behind a podium, with Tamera pulling out the golden statuette of herself. Though, it was somewhat noticeable that her statuette was a good bit more developed.

"Is… that supposed to be you?" Jessica frowned up at her, not even meaning it as an insult as she squinted her eyes.

"I think the one who made it took some creative liberties" Knick nodded slowly "Clearly they couldn't include how good she looks in statue form"

Tamera smirked, only getting smuger "Thank you Knick. But, for the one of you that gets sent home, you will be leaving with a little trophy of your own"

Bonnie just raised a bronze medal of her face next to the statuette "The one being sent home will be given a Bronze Bonnie instead. I can't imagine a much worse punishment really"

"Sounds more than simple" Quinn rolled her eyes "But can we hurry this along or something? I can't win until we start doing our challenges!"

"And… where are we sleeping?" Sasha raised her hand.

"Patience" Bonnie frowned down at her "We can't interrupt Tamera's process"

Tamera still had her smile as she nodded "If you want to start the challenge, I suppose that's fine by me. And we can answer that sleeping question no problem. So, how about you all follow us out of here?"

"I don't like her innocent smile" Alexis whimpered nervously.

May finally raised her head to look at her "How… bad could it be?"

The scene then hard cut. May and Alexis were standing in the middle of a dingy looking cell before the cell doors shut on them. The Boyband Fan frowned as she clutched the cell door, while May just didn't seem too bothered by it.

"Welcome to our first challenge!" Tamera smiled as she raised her hands in the air. The hostess was now dressed in a very attractive officer getup, which matched with Bonnie's. Though, the redhead chose to wear jean shorts instead of normal skinny jeans. "I'm sure you've all heard of prison movies?"

"I've heard of it…" Eiko piped in from another one of the many building's cells.

"Then I won't have to explain it too thoroughly" Tamera smiled "it's pretty simple for how we're doing this. Since it's just your first challenge. All you have to do is try escaping as we go through some tropes in these lame movies"

"Oh, I'm too young for prison!" Dior gasped dramatically, leaning back in their prison cell "I-I won't be able to last like this…"

"We just got in here" Jynx frowned at the other girl "Get over yourself"

"Keep it down in there!" Bonnie ran over and repeatedly smacked the bars to their cell "Don't make me get the hose"

"The hose?" Vanessa raised her eyebrow at the 'warden' "You can't just use that on prisoners whenever you want!"

Bonnie just smirked as she seemingly pulled a hose out of nowhere, blasting the team down with a strong current of water "And there's more where that came from if you try anything else!"

"I-I won't be quiet when I was so wrongfully accused" Dior started working up the dramatics.

Bonnie just smirked, getting ready to use it again before Jynx grabbed Dior's lips and clamped them shut. "She's just a little slow, don't worry about what she's saying!"

"Oh, well ok!" Bonnie smiled before walking away from them.

"I'm, like, not staying here forever" Taz groaned, trying her hardest to dry herself off to little effect.

"Well good thing it's just the one challenge" Jynx stood up "Breaking out of here should be the easiest thing I've done yet"

She looked over to Eiko and pointed at him "You. Stay close to me. I don't think prison's going to be too kind to you"

"Oh, um, ok" Eiko smiled awkwardly.

The other two teams were well ahead of them, however, the Brains were talking strategy on how best to handle their escape. Wrapping all their minds around a plan.

"We could… try making a run for it whenever they open our cage again?" Alexis guessed, clearly not sure on her idea.

Noel just grunted silently in annoyance, causing Alexis to droop. Noel then looked to the rest of their team, which had a mix of unsure or bored looks. Noel sighed before doing the 'go-ahead' gesture.

"Wellllll" Finley smiled a bit "Bonnie is the type who dies for praise. We could basically praise her until she just lets us pass"

Noel nodded slowly, not looking as displeased with the idea before looking to the others.

Larry sighed, thinking hard "I could… blow up the wall?"

Phoebi smirked "I bet I could find a weak part of the wall and pick through a small hole they won't even notice"

Noel sighed softly while shaking his head.

"Hey, what is wrong with our ideas?" Larry frowned "I think they're pretty good! Fastest way out!"

"No, both ideas are stupid. And I won't waste more time on it" Noel finally spoke with an annoyed tone.

"Holy shit" Phoebi gasped "I thought you were a mute!"

Noel silently rolled his eyes before looking over at Knick, who was sitting back and relaxing. Knick then looked to Noel and smiled a bit "Oh, yea, I don't really have much of an idea. Sorry"

Knick continued to smile, even as the quiet boy frowned at him "Hey, I'm not the only one. I don't think May's been breathing for the last few minutes here"

He leaned over, putting his ear close to May's mouth "Ah, no, false alarm!"

The quiet boy just sighed before looking over at Finley, giving him a thumbs up.

"Great!" he smiled "Who wants to be the one who flirst with her then?"

Almost immediately their cell got even more quiet. Not a single one of them looked remotely willing to be thrown to the animals like that. "Really? No one wants to?"

"I'm allergic… to women" Alexis smiled bashfully.

Phoebi shrugged "Not my type in the slightest"

Finley just sighed "Alright, I can do it. Not really an issue"

The boy got up and walked to the bars before rattling them as loud as he could. "Hey, keep it down over there!" Bonnie called before running over, giggling at the role she was playing.

"Hello mrs. warden. You look great in your outfit by the way" he had a calm, friendly smile "I think you pull it off a lot better than I could" he joked.

Bonnie had a faint blush form on her pale face "F-flattery isn't going to get you anywhere buster!"

"I'm not flattering you at all" he smiled "I really do think you look good. You should be more confident in your appearance. I'd wager you're just as girlboss as Tamera"

The blush on Bonnie's face only continued to grow as a dopey smile formed on her face.

"Hey, I know this is sudden, but can you maybe let us out? Once the challenge is over and we've won I'd be happy to talk more about how courageous you are"

The Ginger just nodded as she opened the cell door open for them. "Thank you" Finley nodded in appreciation as he walked out of the cell. After some time his fellow Brainiacs walked from their cell, shocked by how successful their plan had gone.

As they walked away, Tamera turned away from them before bumping a switch with her hip, causing the ground under them to suddenly give out. The team screamed in fear before they suddenly fell into… the Box.

"Well that stunk" Phoebi groaned.

Still in the normal cell, the Titans were apparently already creating their own team structure.

"Alright team" Raphael smiled naturally "Here's how we'll do things. While some of us work on the escape, the rest of us can do the activities the hosts want us to take part in. So, when the escape is made we can just sneak on out after"

"I'm guessing we should do shifts then?" Esther smiled "Because I totally want to start digging first!"

The Cadet smiled "I appreciate your excitement soldier! Those of us that stick back can be… Fridge, Esther, and Owen. Sound fair to everyone?"

Everyone nodded with varying degrees of excitement. Except for Quinn, who was walking up to get in his business "What if I don't want to do what you're telling us"

"Oh, well then you can be on digging duty as well!"

"I don't want to do that either" the massive woman glared at him before picking him up like a bat "I don't take orders!"

She would then swing at the cell door over and over again, until eventually the cell door opened. "See? Way easier!" Quinn smirked as she walked through the door.

Once she was out Tamera tased the strong woman, who looked ready and willing to murder the hostess before she finally collapsed on the ground "You broke your door, so get to another cell before we get the hose back out"

Most of her team sighed in annoyance before they started walking to their next cell. "Aye!" Tamera snapped her finger as Owen started walking past Quinn "Carry your teammate over there"

Owen sighed before grabbing Quinn by her leg. He slowly dragged her along before Fridge grabbed him and lifted both of them over his shoulders to make it easier.

"That attempt was even more pathetic than the last one" Tamera shook her head "Maybe the Beauties are doing better"

She walked to the Harem team's cell. Tamera saw multiple broken files lying on the ground with barely any progress on cutting through the bars. Now, all of them were in the corners of the room just sulking in their lack of ideas. The only exception is Taz, who was leaning against the bars with an innocent frown.

"Can you let us out please?"

"No" Tamera deadpanned before shoving the beauty back into her cell "Clearly none of you are making progress…" she smirked at the camera "So I guess you will all have to check back in with us next time on Total. Drama. Re-Action!"

She raised her hands in the air as the scene went to black.

AN: and there goes the first half. So far, as I usually say, the cast is a real fun one. Each team is filled with a bunch of fun or interesting people. Not all of them got attention, but for a first half I feel like I did alright. I'm getting faster and faster at writing and such, so I thought this would be more fun than just doing a little reveal and the intro lol. Oh, and here is our cast while the chap is over.

Bonnie's Brains

1. Larry McCoy- the Builder (Clyde)

2. Phoebi: the Intellectual (Gucci)

3. Alexis Martin- the Accidental Mastermind (Nobody)

4. Finley Quince- the V-Singer (Luke)

5. May Summers- the Daydreaming Genius (Kadachi)

6. Knick Roosevelt- the Investigative journalist (Tundra)

7. Noel Quilo- The Cold Glaciologist (Epi)

Tamera's Titans

1. Quinn Ziegler- The Relentless Warrior (Phe)

2. Raphael Moore- the Military Cadet (Alex)

3. Jessica Bullhead- the Giant Hillbilly (Matten)

4. Fredrick Girad- Dumb jock with a Heart (Gem)

5. Chikao Murata- the Fox Thief (Phe)

6. Owen Blackfoot- the Stoic Survivalist (Thunderstrike)

7. Esther Oakley- the Wily Cowgirl (TDFan)

Team Harem

1. Eiko Hikaru- the Cheerful Romanticist (Epi)

2. Vanessa Cambridge- The Tailor-Made Master (Red)

3. "Madame" Dior Goldsworthy- The Broadway Diva (Morbid)

4. Sasha Conroy- the Temptress (Daring)

5. Tanya Zsalinski- the Vixen (FoxTrot)

6. Ursula- the Black Widow (Matt)

7. Jynx Popo- the Opera Singer (Bad)