Piccolo:

So, I am once again being cooked alive, "If I'm going to be ated, can't I at least say what I'd like to be cooked as?"

"I'm eating you, I get to choose."

"O'tay I guess that's fair."

"And if you taste good enough, I'll give you five stars."

"Awesome." I deadpanned.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING GREMLIN!!!" *Gasp*

"MOMMY!!!"

"THE FUCK!?!?"

"Wait that harpy is your mother?"

"CAN IT TINY!" Mommy said and pointed her middle finger at him. Both me and the guy who wanted to eat me, looked at each other, confused at this.

But I guess now it just sunk in svlhe insulted his height because he said, "I'll beat you down right here, right now!"

"Hey don't hurt my mommy!"

"Too fucking bad kid!"

"Also can't you go five seconds without getting prepared for the main course kid?!"

Oh...she's mad again...and dissapointed too, the worse combination...I'm sad now...very sad...

"I'm sorry Mommy!" I said and could feel myself crying, no me stop it don't cry in front of Mommy!

I heard Mommy whisper, "My fucking heartstrings."

Then strangely the small chef said, "Wait do I have a concence again? How!?!?"

"Y-y-you're right...I should have watched out of it I'm sorry..." I said between breathes, my voice so shakey I don't recognize it at first.

So many bad memories kept flooding back into my brain all at once, and I couldn't stop it. Then tears ran down my cheeks, and...

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I made a scream so loud I hurt my own ears, I never really do that, a scream that had all of my sadness, fear, despair, and frustration. "I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE!!!!!"

When my eyes didn't force themselves shut I seen Mommy look away, but I can hear the tiny sobs she's making as well. The small man isn't really doing anything, just staring at me like he was seeing me for the first time, which doesn't make since, because I'm here because of him noticing me.

"ENOUGH OF THIS!!!" I think the tiny man said, I'm still crying so I can't really tell.

Slash!

And then after I heard that I fell down on my face, and then Mommy came running towards me and hugged me, saying it wasn't my fault and crying to get me to stop crying.

The tiny man was also doing that but... "QUIT WHINING LIKE A SNIVELING BABY!!!!" It wasn't working as well.

I finally calmed down in what seemed like a millenia, "There you're fine, you're safe, that man isn't going to do anything to you if he knows what's good for him." That last one made her sound scary, and I would be as well, if I hadn't just scared the entirety of Earth yesterday.

"Now that, that's over, I'd like to kill you both now."

"Oh no, do you have any idea who I am."

"All I know is your his mother," That's right bitch, don't forget it, "And even if I did that still wouldn't matter."

"Mommy your face looks red, are you okay?"

"Cover your ears child."

"Bu that won't do any-"

"Humor me." I did as she asked, and heard her take a deep breath.

"How dare you," Oh her voice is quiet, and low, "I am Bulma Briefs, very famous and very important, and certainly more important than you," Something tells me she shouldn't have said that, "If you do anything to hurt him ever, and I mean ever, again, I will find you, and castrate you, and trust me when I say have connections." ...

"Woah, you're so cool Mommy!"

"Thank you sweetie." I smiled when she called me that. I don't know what it means but it sounds nice, and I like it.

"That was surprisingly hot." I heard the tiny man say.

"Not really, it's pretty lukewarm here at night."

He just looked at me and said, "You heard nothing."

"Okkkkkaaaayyyyyy...?"

"Well what are you doing here anyway?"

"Burying my father's ashes." He said that so casually, like he lost all emotion about the topic.

"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss." Mommy says. guilt tracing her tone.

I heard a long breathe from him, "Mine, and all of Vegeta's." And there was the emotion that was missing earlier.