Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures

Written by Artist1990

Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin

Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.

Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.

Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.

(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)

(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)

Buster: We're tiny . . .

(Buster appears.)

Babs: We're toony . . .

(Babs appears.)

Cast: We're all a little looney,

(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)

And in this cartoony,

we're invading your TV.

(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)

Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.

(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)

Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.

(The censors are laughing)

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,

(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)

get a dose of comedy!

(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)

So here's Acme Acres,

it's a whole wide world apart.

(We see a view of Acme Acres.)

Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,

a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!

(Fifi is making a painting of her Cadillac. She's wearing a French barret.)

Plucky: The scripts were rejected,

(Plucky is operating a type writer.)

expect the unexpected.

(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!

(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)

Plucky: They're furry,

They're funny.

(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)

Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.

(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)

Montana Max has money.

(Montana Max emerges from a pile of dollars, holding more dollars.)

Elmyra is a pain!

(Elmyra smiles at the audience, only to get pelted by some produce, showing how much the fandom hates her.)

Buster: Here's Hamton.

(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)

Plucky: And Plucky!

(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)

Babs: Fifi's very mushy!

(Fifi sees Furrball as a skunk and her eyes turned into pink hearts.)

Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .

(Furrball is grabbed by Fifi and she starts kissing him, covering his face in pink lipstick marks.)

and Gogo is insane.

(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)

Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.

(We see Acme Looniversity.)

Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!

(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Pepé Le Pew and Elmer Fudd, posing. Elmer is flattened by an anvil.)

Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,

(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)

It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!

(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)

Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!

Trouble in Muncie

"Stop thief!" yelled a chef as he and some other chefs chased someone stealing pizza and lasagna from a pizzeria called Vito's Pizza. It was in Muncie, Indiana. The thief in question was Garfield the Cat, one of contestants from the Hungry Games months ago. He ran with the stolen food with a huge grin.

"You can't have that food unless your owner pays for it!" yelled Chef #2. But Garfield toppled over a mop bucket, spilling soapy water on the floor. The chefs slipped and fell, hurting themselves. Garfield laughed triumphantly as he ran out of sight.

Garfield didn't stop running until he arrived to an alleyway where a yellow dog with brown ears was waiting. It was Odie, the other pet that lived with Jon Arbuckle. Garfield put the pizza and lasagna on a crate that acted as a dinner table. "Dinner is served," said Garfield. He began to eat some of his food. But Odie was eating his slowly. "What's the matter, Odie?" asked Garfield. Odie barked what was bothering. "Look, I know you don't like eating food that was stolen. But we have no choice. It's all Nermal's fault. He has Jon wrapped around his finger. Even after we healed from being in body casts for a month, Jon still won't believe Nermal faked his broken leg. And he kicked us out until we admit we were at fault, which we're not! I won't rest until Nermal is exposed and brought to justice!" said Garfield.

At Acme Acres Theater, Fifi La Fume and Shirley the Loon were once again doing a ballet recital. They were just finishing the final part of the performance. Ever since Fifi grew breasts, she decided to get a new tutu that would better show her curves. It was still pink, but this one had a sweetheart neckline. Fifi also wore pink lipstick for the performance too. After the final notes of the music played, the audience clapped and cheered. Fifi, Shirley and the other performers took final bows. After the recital, the performers went to the dressing room to change out of their tutus. "I lahve doing zese bahllets. Dahn't you, Sheerley?" asked Fifi.

"Like, totally. The ballets have become more lively ever since you joined up," said Shirley.

"Oui. Ahnyway. I should get hahme. My mahthair wahnts me bahck aht hahme befahre dahrk," said Fifi.

"See you at school tomorrow," said Shirley. Fifi nodded. Fifi exited out of the theater, carrying her ballet bag. Suddenly, without warning, Elmyra Duff ran up to Fifi and wrapped her arms around her.

"Gotcha, my kitty!" said Elmyra. She began to hug Fifi tightly.

"Elmyra, leave me ahlahne! I'm a skunkette, naht a keetty!" cried Fifi.

"But I heard you sometimes cal yourself a polecat," said Elmyra.

"But zat doesn't autahmahteecahlly mahkes me a caht! Why do you keep try to mahke me your pet eef I ahlready hahve a mahthair to tahke cahre of me?!" asked Fifi.

"'Cause you're the cutest animal in this town. And don't I deserve the cutest?" asked Elmyra.

"I refuse to be your pet! Now let me go!" yelled Fifi. The purple skunkette then head butted Elmyra in the face.

"Ow!" cried Elmyra. This cause Elmyra to let go of Fifi and clutch her face. With Elmyra distracted, Fifi made a run for it. Elmyra's face was bruised by the head butt. When she recovered, she saw Fifi was already running far way from her. "You're not escaping me this time!" cried Elmyra angrily. She then began to run after Fifi. Thanks to all those track and field classes, Fifi was able to run faster than Elmyra. But she had to lose her regardless. Fifi made a short cut through an alleyway, with Elmyra following behind. Fifi saw a fence ahead of her. But she then heard some loud snoring. She climbed up the trash cans and saw on the other side of the fence was a Snorlax. Without thinking twice, Fifi jumped onto the Snorlax's belly and its rubbery belly launched onto the other side of another fence. Elmyra saw what Fifi did and smirked. "I'm coming for you!" said Elmyra. She jumped, but unfortunately, the Snorlax rolled away from her. Elmyra crashed to the ground with a loud THUD! Elmyra twitched on the ground like a fly that had been swatted by a fly swatter. "Ooowww," groaned Elmyra. The Snorlax rolled back to its previous position, squishing Elmyra underneath its big, fat, body.

Back at Muncie, at 711 Maple Street, Jon Arbuckle was relaxing at his home. He was unaware of the thefts Garfield was committing ever since he unfairly kicked him and Odie out unfairly. So the things that were happening was his fault. Just them, Jon heard some pounding on the door. "I bet that's Garfield, demanding to be let in," said Jon. He sulked up to the door and opened it. "For the last time, Garfield, I'm not letting you or Odie back in unti . . . ," said Jon. POW! Jon was punched in the face, knocking him down. When he got back up, he saw the one who punched him was one of the Vito's Pizzeria chefs who got hurt. "What was that for?!" asked Jon.

"Your stupid, fat cat has been stealing from Vito's!" said Chef #1.

"And we got hurt trying to stop him!" said Chef #2.

"What?!" asked Jon. "

So we're suing you for your cat, your dog, your money and other stuff!" said Chef #3.

"Don't sue me! Sue Garfield!" said Jon.

"You can't sue a cat! Only the owner can be sued!" said Chef #2.

"But it's not my fault!" said Jon.

"First rule of pet owners; everything is your fault," said Chef #1.

"The lawsuit will happen in a week! See you in court, Jon Arbumble," said Chef #3. And they slammed the door, which hit Jon in the face, knocking him back. Jon let out a frustrated growl. Unbeknownst to Jon, the one known as Nermal overheard everything.

"I know just what to do. I'll lie in court and make Garfield look more malicious to make Jon even more guilty. That'll guarantee that he'll lose custody of Garfield and get him out of my life once and for all!" said Nermal. He let out a malicious laugh. Unbeknownst to Nermal, a mouse that Garfield befriended named Squeak was overhearing Nermal.

"Oh no. I got to tell Garfield and Odie about this," said Squeak.

Fleur was waiting for Fifi to come back hime from her ballet recital when the telephone rang. She answered it. "Bahnjour," said Fleur.

"Hello, is this Fleur of the La Fume residence?" asked an Italian accented voice.

"Oui. Who ees ziss?" asked Fleur.

"My name is Vito. I own a pizzeria in Muncie, Indiana up on the surface world. I was wondering if you and your daughter, Fifi could come to my home town to help out at my restaurant," said the voice.

"Whaht's ze emergency?" asked Fleur.

"Several of my staff hurt themselves trying to stop an orange cat named Garfield from stealing food. So they won't be able to come to work until their injuries heal. And they're going to sue his owner, Jon Arbuckle," said Vito.

"Sahcrebleu! Ziss sounds serious," said Fleur.

"I know," said Vito.

"So why me ahnd my daughtair?" asked Fleur.

"I've heard about how you've cooked the finest meals in France. And I heard your daughter is an occasional waitress. And I figured you could repel Garfield with your skunk stink," said Vito.

"Wouldn't zat repel custahmers too?" asked Fleur.

"Don't worry. I'll install the right measures to ensure only Garfield is the one feeling the stink," said Vito. As Fleur and Vito continued to converse, Fifi entered into the house and slammed the door behind her.

"Le pahnt! Le pahnt! Le pant!" panted Fifi. Just then, she began to hear the finishing parts of her mom's phone conversation with Vito.

"Okay. Fifi and I will ahrrive aht your town een a day or two. Au revoir ahnd see you een two days," said Fleur. And she hung up the phone.

"We're going out of town?" asked Fifi.

"Oh. Fifi, I see you're fineeshed weeth your bahllet receetahl," said Fleur.

"Oui. So where exahctly ahre we going?" asked Fifi.

"Do you remembair Gahrfield ze Caht, who pahrteecipahted een ze hungry gahmes?" asked Fleur.

"Oui. I ahlso remembair he wahs deesqualeefied frahm ze cahmpeteetion fahr trying to eat een between rounds. Why breeng heem up?" asked Fifi.

"We're going to hees hahmetown of Muncie, Indiana cause ahppahrently, he's mahre gluttahnous zan we oreeginahlly zought," said Fleur.

"Whaht do you mean?" asked Fifi.

"He's been stealeeng frahm a restaurahnt cahlled Veeto's Peezzeria. Ahnd dureeng hees lahst raid, he caused sahme wahrkers trying to stahp heem to get hurt zat zey cahn't wahrk. So, Veeto ahsked me to be a tempahrahry chef, knoweeng how good of a cook I ahm. He ahlso wahnts you to be a tempahrahry waitress. He ahlso knows zat our steenk cahn repel zat gluttahn. Dahn't wahrry, Veeto will mahke sure custahmers dahn't get steenked out ahnd only Gahrfield does," said Fleur.

"How lahng ahre we going to be out of town?" asked Fifi.

"I dahn't know. But eet's going to be unteel ze othair wahrkers heal up," said Fleur.

"Aht least ziss treep will relieve me of stress. Elmyra induced stress," said Fifi.

"You evahded cahpture ahgain?" asked Fleur.

"Oui," said Fifi.

"Ziss ees ze sird day een a row zat she tried to keednahp you, only fahr you to escahpe. Eet seems evair ze hyena eencident, she's becahme mahre obsessed weeth cahptureeng you," said Fleur.

"Zat Jahkair Venahm must've dahne mahre dahmage to hair mind zan we realized," said Fifi.

"I sink you're right ahbout zat," said Fleur.

"Tahmorrow, I'll be sure to tell my friends ahnd teachers aht school ahnd bahllet clahsses zat I'm going to be ahway," said Fifi.

"Ahnd I'll tell me bahss zat I'll be ahway too," said Fleur.

Elsewhere, in another galaxy, on the planet Oa, Furrball was undergoing training to control his Green Lantern powers. He was being trained by not just John Stewart, but also Hal Jordon, Kyle Rayner, Tomar Re and a Nelvaanian female from the distant planet Nelvaan. And there was even a Klingon warrior among the ranks of the Green Lanterns. Kyle manifested an energy machine gun and it began to fire at Furrball. The blue cat created a shield to deflect the bullets. Unfortunately, Furrball's back was defenseless. The Klingon member created an energy version of a traditional Klingon weapon; a mek'leth. He slashed Furrball across the back. Furrball yelped as he got slashed. The Nelvaanian created a bo staff with her power ring. She tried to whack Furrball, but he dodged it just in time. He decided to create his own energy bow staff. The two began to fight with their bo staffs while flying at the same time. Hal Jordon tried to do a sneak attack by blasting him. But Furrball dodged and it hit the Nelvaanian instead. "Hey!" cried the Nelvaanian.

"Sorry," said Hal. Tomar Re created an energy fist around his first. He then used to punch Furrball. The punch caused Furrball to crash to the ground. Furrball struggled to get back up.

"That's enough. We've done enough training for one day," said Hal. The other Green Lanterns helped Furrball back up on his feet.

"You still got a long ways to go before you can be the best of the best, Furrball," said Tomar.

"Especially since I'm having to juggle schoolwork too," said Furrball.

"That's right. You go to Acme Looniversity," said Kyle.

"At least you are not prejudice against me, not like a lot of people back at home," said Furrball.

"Why are they prejudice?" asked the Nelvaanian.

"Because a lot of times, cats are portrayed as villains in the cartoons due to always wanting to eat birds, mice and fish. And they think I'm like the other cats," said Furrball.

"They way they treat you like that, they have no honor," said the Klingon.

"I agree with you. Sweetie Bird is the most un-honorable of them all. Anyway, I should get back to Earth. I have to go to school tomorrow," said Furrball.

"Okay. Take care, son," said John.

Meanwhile, Nermal was having a dream where he was a king and was talking to a magic mirror (who had an uncanny resemblance to the one from the Disney version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs). "Slave in the magic mirror come from the farthest space through wind and darkness I summon thee," said Nermal. Then, in a flash of fire, the face of the slave in the magic mirror appeared. It was the genie from the Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Broomstick Bunny".

"Speak!" said Nermal.

"What wouldst thou know, my king?" asked the genie.

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the cutest one of all?" asked Nermal.

"Famed is thy cuteness, Majesty. But hold, two adorable individuals I see. The first is a cat like yourself. Hit bad luck cannot hide his cuteness. The second, despite her smell, she is considered both cute and beautiful," said the genie.

"Alas for them! Reveal who they are," said Nermal.

"The cat has blue fur with a notched ear and a bandaged tail. The second is a skunkette with purple & white fur, purple eyes and wears a pink bow in her lilac hair," said the genie Then, images of Furrball the Cat and Fifi La Fume appeared.

"No! Nobody's cuter than me! I'm the cutest animal in the world!" objected Nermal. But then, Nermal saw something happening to his hands. They were starting to turn wrinkly. "My hands!" cried Nermal. He looked in the magic mirror and saw that his face was starting to get wrinkly too like an old man. In addition, some of his teeth were falling out. "No, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Nermal. Suddenly, Nermal woke up screaming. He ran to a nearby mirror and saw he wasn't wrinkly. He let out a sigh of relief. "It was just a dream. It's probably not going to come true," said Nermal.

"You're going to be away helping Vito?" asked the Manager of the Blanc Buffet.

"Oui. Zat caht, Gahrfield ees geeving heem a laht of trouble. Ahnd Fifi ahnd I must put sings right," said Fleur.

"Okay. Just let me know when the problem's solved," said Fleur's Boss.

"I will," said Fleur.

At Acme Looniversity, Fifi was telling Principal Bugs, Professor Pepé Le Pew and some of the other students about how she was going to be out of town. Bimbette Skunk wasn't present. And Sweetie Pie apparently wasn't either.

" . . . ahnd because zat sieveeng caht caused ze chefs to get hurt, mahthair ahnd I hahve to go to Muncie to help Veeto," explained Fifi.

"I cahn't believe he would go to such lengths to get a meal," said Anais.

"Me may be gluttonous, but me don't steal to get a bite," said Dizzy.

"While I'm gahne, do naht let Elmyra know where I ahm. I wahnt to be ahway frahm zat freak," said Fifi.

"Dahn't wahrry. We wahn't," said Pepé. After telling her friends and teachers, Fifi told Madame Jete and her friends at ballet academy.

"Zat Gahrfield's naht a caht. He's a peeg," said Madame Jete.

"I know. Zat's why my mahthair ahnd I must go to Muncie ahnd put ahn end to hees food stealeeng ahnteecs," said Fifi.

"Well, I weesh you ahnd your mahthair luck," said Madame Jete. Very soon, Fleur and Fifi left Acme Acres and went to Muncie by plane. Meanwhile, in the alleyway, the Snorlax finally woke up and got off of Elmyra. She was flat as a pancake. She peeled herself off the ground and re-inflated herself with a bicycle air pump.

"Why do things that happen to stupid people happen to me?" asked Elmyra. She resumed her search for Fifi, not knowing that she and her mother were out of town.

Elsewhere, Fifi and Fleur's plane landed in Muncie. After dropping of their stuff at the hotel they were staying at, the two skunkettes went to Vito's Pizzeria. "Thank goodness you two are here," said Vito.

"We cahme ahs soon ahs we could," said Fleur.

"Bahnjour," said Fifi.

"Ciao. That cat, Garfield has been giving me and my restaurant trouble for over a week," said Vito.

"Zat bahd, huh?" asked Fifi.

"Eesn't hees ownair doing ahnytheeng to stahp heem?" asked Fleur.

"Here's the thing. Mr. Arbuckle isn't doing anything," said Vito.

"Sahcrebleu. Tahlk ahbout eerrespahnseeble," said Fleur. It wasn't long before Fleur got to work in the kitchen and Fifi was assigned to be a waitress. Fifi wore an attractive waitress outfit. Her mother finished cooking a pizza and handed it to Fifi. Fifi then delivered it to a couple who ordered it.

"Here ees your peezza," said Fifi.

"Thanks," said Male Customer.

"You know, did anybody tell you that you're a cute skunk?" asked the Female Customer.

"Aaaw, shucks," said Fifi, blushing. As Fleur was cooking, she didn't notice Garfield sneaking into the kitchen. He saw a plate of spaghetti and meatballs on the table. He grinned as he tiptoed to it. Garfield's eyes were so fixated on the spaghetti that he didn't see the trip wire in front of him. When his legs pressed against it, the wire pulled at a stick that was under a platform. When the platform fell, a bunch of pots and pans fell and bonked him. Fleur had set up a sound trap to alert her if Garfield invaded. Fleur turned to the pot and pan pile and saw a bump emerge from part of the pile, with a small skillet on top of the bump. Garfield emerged, dazed from getting bonked.

"You sink you're very sneaky, dahn't you?" asked Fleur.

"Nobody set up any traps before. They're too stupid," groaned Garfield.

"But I'm naht stupeed," said Fleur. She used her tail to snag Garfield. Garfield tried to break free, but Fleur's tail constricted him like a boa constrictor. The pink-haired skunkette then threw Garfield out the backdoor. "Ahnd dahn't cahme bahck unless you hahve mahney to pay fahr your food!" yelled Fleur. Garfield tried to run back into Vito's. But Fleur slammed the door right in Garfield's face, smooshing it. Garfield growled sulkily. Fifi entered the kitchen.

"I guess ze pahts ahnd pahns trahp wahrked?" asked Fifi.

"Oui. Ahnd I gahve Gahrfield ze boot," said Fleur.

"I'll go peeck up ze pahns ahnd wahsh zem," said Fifi. And she went to do her task.

Back at Acme Acres, Elmyra was searching for Fifi and could find no sign of her. "Hello? Purple kitty? I won't hurt you," called Elmyra. She decided to check out some of her favorite hang outs. She first checked the Acme Acres Girls Only Club. But due to her bad reputation, she was thrown out upon recognition. Arnolda rolled her out the door and she crashed into some trash cans like bowling pins.

"Ahnd stay out!" yelled Arnolda. And she slammed the door. Elmyra checked at the mall at Fifi's perfume shop, but it was closed due to Fifi being out of town.

"What are you looking for?" asked Minerva.

"For purple kitty," said Elmyra.

"If you mean Fifi, she's out of town," said Minerva.

"Out of town?! Where is she?!" asked Elmyra.

"How should I know?" asked Minerva. Elmyra decided to ask Pepé Le Pew, who was at his house.

"Ahftair ze way you eempersahnahted me to cahpture Fifi, you expect me to tell you where my prahtege ees?!" asked Pepé.

"Uh . . . yes?" asked Elmyra.

"Fahrget eet! I ahm naht betraying my student to ze likes of you!" said Pepé. And he slammed the door in front of Elmyra. She later asked Babs and Shirley.

"Like, we'd ever tell you," said Shirley.

"Get lost," said Babs. At the lawn of her mansion, Bimbette Skunk was giving her nails a manicure. Bimbette was wearing a dark green sling bikini. She hummed as she manicured her fingernails. Just then, one of her maids approached her with a glass of lemonade.

"Your lemonade, Ms. Bimbette," said the maid.

"Thank you," said Bimbette. The pink skunkette began to drink it. Outside the fence, Elmyra was climbing up the fence to get in. After she got over, she began to explore the garden when one of the security guards spotted her.

"An intruder!" said the guard. He them began to chase after Elmyra. Bimbette finished drinking her lemonade and manicuring her nails when she heard the commotion.

"I wonder what's all that noise?" asked Bimbette. She got up and began to walk to the scene of the disturbance. By the time Bimbette arrived, the security guard had managed to subdue Elmyra. "What's going on, guard?" asked Bimbette.

"I caught this intruder wandering the garden," said the Guard. He lifted up Elmyra, holding her by the arms.

"Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?" asked Bimbette.

"Do you know where purple kitty went to, pink kitty?" asked Elmyra. Bimbette had a look of annoyance on her face.

"We're skunkettes, not cats. And why would I care where that second rate skunkette went to? It's not my business. Guard, show her the door," said Bimbette.

"Delighted," said the guard. He then threw Elmyra over the fence. She screamed as she was sent flying into the distance.

Fifi excelled at being a waitress at Vito's. The customers loved her. Right now, Fifi was delivering a lasagna when she heard somebody leaping at her. She ducked and the one leaping at her, missed. It was Garfield. He crashed into the wall. Fifi put the lasagna on the customer's table. "Ziss eesn't your lahsagna. Scrahm," said Fifi.

"But I need it more than that customer," said Garfield.

"Eef you dahn't leave, I'll steenk you out," said Fifi.

"If you do that, you'll drive away the customers," said Garfield smugly. But Fifi simply pressed a button hidden under a table and alarms began to go off. Some glass domes lowered, covering the customers and their tables. The kitchen and every other room was sealed off too. Fleur exited the kitchen before the door was sealed. "What's this?!" asked Garfield.

"Sahmetheeng Veeto built een ze event mahthair ahnd I hahve to steenk you out!" said Fifi. She and her mother cocked their tails like guns and pointed at Garfield. Garfield's eyes widened in horror.

"Fire aht will!" said Fleur. The two skunkettes fired their stink, letting out a frapping sound. Purple skunk fumes filled the room. Special vents sucked up most of the fumes. Garfield laid on the ground, all pale and twitching like a bug that had been stepped on. Fifi picked up Garfield and kicked him out of the restaurant. The rest of the fumes were cleaned out and it was now safe for the domes to be lifted. The customers cheered for Fleur and her daughter.

"You showed that tubby tabby a thing or two!" said a customer.

"That should keep him out," said another customer.

"Merci," said Fleur & Fifi. Nermal happened to be walking toward Vito's when he began to hear the voices from the restaurant.

"You two were just what the restaurant needed," said Vito.

"Indeed," said Fifi.

"Fleur's lucky to have a cute daughter like yourself," complimented a customer. Upon hearing the word, cute, Nermal's eyes widened. He peeked through the window and saw Fifi. When he saw her, he recognized her from his dream from last night.

That girl skunk is real?!, thought Nermal in shock.

"Oh stahp. I'm blusheeng," giggled Fifi.

"No really. You are cute. Cuter than Nermal," said a female customer. Upon hearing those words, Nermal clutched his chest as if he was shot by a gun.

"Who's Nermahl?" asked Fifi.

"He's this gray tabby cat who's always flaunting his cuteness. He flaunts it to the point that some of us are growing sick of it. He even puts other pets down to make himself look good," explained the woman. Nermal groaned in pain as the woman continued to say the harsh truth about him.

"Eesn't hees ownair doing ahnytheeng to deesceepline heem?" asked Fifi.

"He might be, but I think Nermal's too stubborn and prideful. And whenever Nermal visits Jon, Jon tends to show favoritism toward him over his actual pets. That's not how an owner is supposed to treat his pets," said the woman.

"I see," said Fifi. She then went back to the kitchen to help her mom. Nermal panted due to the pain from the woman's harsh words.

"There are some people who don't think I'm cute?! I'll show them!" said Nermal.

Back at Acme Acres, Elmyra was walking home sadly. "Nobody knows where kitty is or don't want to tell me," said Elmyra. She looked up to the sky and began to yell. "Why are people always trying to deny me of purple kitty! It's that electric rat's fault! If he hadn't interfered, purple kitty would be mine and I wouldn't go through this pain and humiliation!" yelled Elmyra.

"Settle down, Elmyra," said Sweetie, flying into the area.

"Settle down?! How can I settle down when nobody knows where purple kitty is?!" asked Elmyra. Then, a smirk appeared on Sweetie's face.

"I know where she is," said Sweetie. Suddenly, Elmyra grabbed Sweetie Pie and began to shake the pink canary.

"You do?! Where is she?! Where is she?!" asked Elmyra.

"Calm down. Calm down. I overheard her talking to her friends and teachers that she and her mom are going to be out of town for a week. They went to Muncie, Indiana to help out at a pizzeria," said Sweetie. Suddenly, Sweetie Pie found herself in a bone crushing hug from her owner.

"Thank you, thank you, little birdie!" cried Elmyra.

"Ow! Alright! Alright! Save your hugs for Fifi," said Sweetie, squirming her way out of Elmyra's grip.

"You may have escaped me before, purple kitty. But you won't this time since I now know where you are," said Elmyra. She then began to let out a maniacal laugh. This was a sign of instability from being exposed to the Joker Venom.

This'll teach Fifi not to defend Furrball. She's breaking the looney law by defending a cat. So now she's going to suffer the consequences, thought Sweetie. Unbeknownst to Elmyra and Sweetie, Furrball was listening in to their conversation.

"Oh no. I got to get to Muncie before they do. I better tell both Pepé and Shirley," said Furrball.

Odie sat in the alleyway, waiting for Garfield to return with food. The orange cat arrived, still stinky from getting skunked by Fifi and her mom. Odie sniffed Garfield and gagged before putting a clothespin on his nose. "I'm sorry, Odie. I didn't bring back any food today cause apparently, Vito hired some skunks as temporary staff and I got stunk out by them," complained Garfield. Odie let out a bark of sadness. Just then, Squeak went up to Garfield and Odie.

"Garfield, you should stop stealing food from Vito in general," said Squeak.

"Why? If Jon's not going to give us food, we have to get it somehow," said Garfield.

"You don't understand the severity of the situation. Because of your stealing, Jon is getting sued," said Squeak.

"Sued?" asked Garfield.

"Yes. And not only that, Nermal's going to lie to ensure he loses. Cause if Jon loses, he'll lose custody of you and Odie. In order words, once you two are taken away, Nermal will most likely move in to Jon's house, permanently," said Squeak. Both Garfield and Odie's eyes widened when they heard this.

"But I can't stop stealing food, not as long as Jon is denying me and Odie food," said Garfield.

"Oh yeah? But how come you keep stealing and eating even if you're full? What's your excuse?" asked Squeak. Garfield couldn't answer. Just then, Odie began to leave.

"Where are you going?" asked Garfield. But Odie didn't answer.

"He's probably trying to find food himself the honest way," said Squeak.

"And what would be the honest way?" asked Garfield.

Later, Fifi and Fleur finished their shifts and were on their way back to their hotel. "I'd say we deed well on our first sheeft, Fifi," said Fleur.

"Oui. Ahnd we mahnaged to keep Gahrfield out," said Fifi. Just then, the two skunkettes saw somebody walking their way. It was Odie. He was walking sadly and slowly. "Zat poor dahg, he looks sahd," said Fifi.

"I sink you're right," said Fleur. Fleur approached Odie.

"Whaht's ze mahttair, leettle pooch?" asked Fleur. Odie let out a small whine and pointed to his stomach.

"You hungry?" asked Fifi. Odie nodded. Fleur and Fifi took Odie back to their hotel room and feed Odie some food. "You ahll bettair?" asked Fifi. Odie nodded. "But pahrt of you looks like you're naht ahll zat hahppy," said Fifi.

"Whaht's bahthereeng you, pooch?" asked Fleur. Suddenly, Odie actually spoke.

"I have a name you know. It's Odie," said the dog.

"So, why ahre you, how you say, blue?" asked Fleur.

"I along with Garfield have been kicked out of our house," said Odie.

"You live weeth Gahrfield?" asked Fifi. Odie nodded. "Whaht hahve you been keecked out fahr?" asked Fifi.

"We didn't do anything wrong. There's this rude kitten that comes by to visit named Nermal. Garfield and I don't like him. At one point, he faked a broken leg and got Jon to kick us out a first time. We tried to expose him, but Jon thought he recovered quickly. And then, we got hurt and in casts for a month. Jon even had the gall to taunt us by eating in front of us since we couldn't eat in casts. After that, we tried again to make Nermal confess, but he still lied to Jon. Jon then kicked us saying we can't go back on until we admit we're in the wrong and Nermal is in the right. What's worse, Jon is denying us of food too. That's why Garfield is resorting to stealing from Vito's," said Odie.

"You're telleeng ze truth. Your eyes dahn't lie," said Fleur.

"If only Jon would believe us. But he's too stupid to see through Nermal's lies. It's just not fair!" said Odie. He began to sob.

Ze wahmahn wahs right. Jahn hahs been showeeng fahvahreetism towahrd Nermahl ovair Gahrfield ahnd Odie, thought Fifi.

"Dahn't cry, Odie," said Fleur.

"We're here," said Fifi. The two skunkettes began to give Odie comforting hugs.

"Cahme on. I'm gahnna try to get through to zat sick skull of Jahn," said Fleur.

"Absolutely not!" said Jon.

"How could you do ziss to your own pets?! Keeckeeng zem out of ze house ahnd letteeng zem stahrve?!" scolded Fleur.

"That punishment is the only way to motivate those two to admit they're wrong!" said Jon.

"You're ze one who's wrahng! Ahnd so ees Nermahl! Een othair wahrds, eet's hees fault you're being sued! He's ze one who deserves to be sued! Now let Gahrfield ahnd Odie bahck een so ziss sieveeng will stahp!"" yelled Fifi.

"Never! If those two won't admit they're the bad guys in this situation by the end of the week, then they're never coming back into this house . . . ever!" yelled Jon. And he slammed the door. Fleur and Fifi growled angrily.

"Ooooh! I hahte zat mahn!" snarled Fleur.

"He's just ahs bahd ahs Elmyra een hees own way!" said Fifi angrily. And the two skunkettes stormed off. Nermal overheard the whole thing.

"They'll never prove Garfield and Odie's innocence cause they have no innocence. Anybody who doesn't respect my cuteness have no innocence at all," said Nermal. Fifi and Fleur went back to where Odie was.

"We're sahrry Odie. we tried," said Fifi. Odie's ears drooped down sadly.

"It's no use. Nermal's got him wrapped around his finger. Garfield and I might as well give up and admit we're at fault. It's the only way to get back in," said Odie.

"Dahn't even sink ahbout eet! Eet's naht right! Eef you give een, zat means Nermahl will ween! We must prahve your eennahcence ahnd get Nermahl keecked out!" said Fleur. Odie then realized what he was saying.

"You're right. I can't give in. I must regain Jon's trust not by admitting to a lie, but by exposing Nermal as the bad cat he is!" said Odie.

"He'll sleep up. Ahnd when he does, justice will smahsh heem to ze ground ahnd bury heem," said Fifi.

"Sweetie deed whaht?!" asked Pepé.

"You heard me. She told Elmyra where Fifi is. And now Elmyra is going to Muncie in order to kidnap her," said Furrball.

"That no good pink rat with wings! Like, why would she do this?" asked Shirley.

"She hates Fifi and anybody who defend me from her bullying. So Sweetie's ratted Fifi out to get revenge on her," said Furrball.

"I may not like you, Furrball. But I believe you when one of my friends is in danger," said Shirley.

"We gaht to get to Muncie befahre Elmyra does," said Pepé.

"Luckily, I've been perfecting a teleportation technique. So, I can teleport you, Pepé and I to Muncie," said Shirley.

"Thanks, said Furrball.

"Now, take a hold of my hands and I can warp us to Fifi's location," said Shirley. Pepé Le Pew and Furrball grabbed a hold of Shirley the Loon's hands. She closed her eyes and all three were bathed in psychic energy. They then teleported out of Acme Acres to Muncie.

The next day, Fifi and Fleur were walking to Vito's Pizzeria. "Fifi, we're going to hahve to tell Veeto ahbout why Gahrfield's been stealeeng frahm hees restaurahnt aht one point," said Fleur.

"Do you sink zey'll drahp ze lahwsuit chahrges ahgainst Jahn?" asked Fifi.

"I dahn't know. But dependeeng on ceercumstahnces, eet may be zat Jahn may be getteeng sued fahr pet ahbuse ahnd Nermahl may get sued too," said Fleur.

"Yes. People like Jahn ahnd you know who mahke me seeck! So seeck zat I just wahnt to steenk zem to death," said Fifi. Just then, the two skunkettes heard a voice of someone they hoped they wouldn't encounter.

"My purple kitty! I found you at last!" said the voice. It was Elmyra. She had already arrived at Muncie. Fifi screamed and hid behind her mother.

"You?! Whaht ahre you doing here?!" asked Fleur, looking mad.

"I'm here to make Fifi my pet," said Elmyra.

"Oh no. Naht on my wahtch," said Fleur.

"But she's so cute. I must have her as my own! I want to love her, squeeze her and change her diaper!" said Elmyra.

"Ms. Duff, Fifi ees seexteen years old. She's naht a bahby! You bettair leave befahre I steenk you out," said Fleur, pointing her tail threateningly.

"I'm not afraid of your stink, not as long as I have . . . this!" said Elmyra, taking out something that looked like a water gun. She fired at the two skunkettes. But they dodged it and a bench got splashed instead. The two saw the liquid Elmyra fired was red and they recognized it.

"Tahmahto juice," said Fleur.

"That's right! With it, your daughter will be mine!" said Elmyra. She let out a maniacal laugh. She was about to fire again when Fleur took action. She grabbed at the gun and the two started to wrestle over the tomato juice gun.

"No you dahn't!" said Fleur. She turned to Fifi. "Fifi, run! I'll hahld hair off!" said Fleur.

"But mahthair, she'll . . . ," said Fifi.

"I'll be fine! Go!" said Fleur. Fifi then began to make a run to safety. Fleur and Elmyra continued to wrangle over the tomato juice gun. But suddenly, Elmyra stepped on Fleur's foot.

"Le ouch," said Fleur. Elmyra then squirted Fleur with the tomato juice gun.

"Now to catch Fifi," said Elmyra. She then began to run to search for Fifi.

"Get bahck here, you ahneemahl ahbuseeng mahniac!" said Fleur. And she ran after Elmyra to try to stop her. Fifi was running as fast as she could. Just then, she heard Elmyra's voice.

"You won't escape me this time!" said Elmyra. She began to fire at Fifi, but she dodged whatever tomato juice blast that was fired at her. Some of it was hitting some other people and animals. They were not happy at Elmyra's bad behavior.

"Help! Pahlice! Sahve me frahm ziss ahneemahl ahbuseeng geerl!" cried Fifi. Suddenly, Shirley, Furrball and Pepé teleported above Elmyra. Furrball fell on top of Elmyra in a blur of claws and fur. She screamed as her own cat clawed her. In the process, she dropped her tomato juice gun. Shirley used her psychic powers to grab the gun. She them crushed it with her mind.

"Hey! I needed that to remove kitty's stink!" objected Elmyra.

"Naht eef I hahve ahnytheeng to say ahbout eet!" said Pepé. He then let a really stinky spray right in Elmyra's face. The instant Elmyra sniffed it, she fainted.

"Merci, everybahdy," said Fifi. Just at that moment, Fleur caught up with Fifi.

"Fifi, ahre you ahll right?" asked Fleur.

"I'm fine, zanks to zese three," said Fifi. Very soon, the police arrested Elmyra and took her down to the police station. She was still unconscious from smelling Pepé's fumes. Fleur also washed the tomato juice off of herself. "Just how deed Elmyra know I wahs here eef you prahmised naht to tell hair?" asked Fifi.

"That stool pigeon, Sweetie overheard when you told us you'd be away and ratted you out. She did that cause she wanted to get back at you for always defending me from you," said Furrball.

"Zat Sweetie! She's ahlways trying to mahke ahnybahdy who suppahrts you miserahble!" snarled Fifi.

"Well she's gonna be in for a big disappointment," said Shirley.

"Oui," said Pepé. Fifi and her mother arrived to Vito's.

"There you are," said Vito.

"Sahrry we're lahte. Sahmebahdy tried to keednahp my daughtair ahnd we hahd to hahve ze pahlice ahrrest hair," said Fleur.

"I see," said Vito.

Elsewhere, Garfield was fuming about how the skunks have been denying him of food. "Stupid skunks! I need food to survive since Jon unfairly kicked us out!" complained Garfield. Just then, a nearby mean Rottweiler growled at Garfield. "Leave me alone. I'm not in a mood today," said Garfield, with venom in his voice. But the dog didn't care. It began to bark at Garfield and chase him. "I said leave me alone!" shouted Garfield. Furrball was wandering the town when it heard Garfield's screaming. Furrball hid behind some trash cans and saw the commotion. As Garfield ran, he saw he climbed on top of a fire escape. But the Rottweiler followed him. When they got to the top, Garfield decided enough was enough. He jumped over the Rottweiler. Once he did, he kicked the Rottweiler right in the butt. The dog whimpered as it fell into a nearby dumpster with a CRASH! Garfield laughed and jumped down from the fire escape. He used his feet to slam the dumpster lid, right on one of the dog's ears. The dog yowled in pain. "Serves you right, you bully!" said Garfield. Furrball saw everything and was amazed. He ran to greet Garfield.

"Wow! That was amazing! You really showed that dog a thing or two," said Furrball.

"It was nothing," said Garfield.

"No, really. I never saw another cat succeed in humiliating a dog like that, considering the crap I go through everyday," said Furrball.

"What mean? Who are you anyway?" asked Garfield.

"My name is Furrball. I'm a student who attends Acme Looniversity," said Furrball.

"I'm Garfield. What do you mean the crap you go through?" asked Garfield.

"Where I come from, cats are discriminated," said Furrball.

"Discriminated? Why?" asked Garfield.

"You see, most of the people of Acme Acres view as nothing but mice, bird and fish eating monsters. But all we're just doing is following our instincts. We're always getting picked on by dogs and a lot of times, the animals we're supposed to eat actually bully us and find ways to humiliate us and deliver pain," said Furrball.

"That's not right!" said Garfield.

"I know. And I live with a bird who is a real meanie. And my owner, Elmyra is a total dummy. She may be a teenager, but she has the I.Q. of a toddler. Because of that, she's unaware she's hurting her own pets. Some have died because of her," said Furrball. Garfield cringed at that thought. "A majority of my fellow schoolmates refuse to show any concern for me. And my mentor is always berating me for my failures. Failures that are his too. My only friends in the world are Fifi La Fume & her mom, Tyrone the Turtle, Elmyra's younger brother; Duncan, Calamity Coyote, Sylvester Jr., Lola Bunny, Julie Bruin and Penelope Pussycat," said Furrball.

"So what do you want me to do about it?" asked Garfield.

"You think you teach me your ways of how you handled your bullies? I don't want people to step all over me anymore," said Furrball.

"Sure. They won't mess with you anymore once you learn from the master," said Garfield.

At the police station, the cops wanted Elmyra to tell them where she lived so they can send her home. But she wouldn't. "She won't tell us where she lives. All she talks about is wanting to get her hands on this purple kitty," said Cop #1.

"Purple kitty? I don't know of any purple cats in this neighborhood," said Cop #2.

"Wait a minute. You don't know she means Fifi?" asked Cop #1.

"She thinks the skunk is a cat?" asked Cop #1.

"Man is she stupid. I actually read that this the same girl who thought these two hyenas were puppies," said Cop #3. Cop #2 shook his head in annoyance.

Garfield led Furrball down an alleyway. "Now, it's time for your lessons to defend yourself against bullies to begin," said Garfield. The orange cat saw a doberman that usually accompanied the Rottweiler that Garfield humiliated earlier. "Stand back and watch the pro," said Garfield. He began to walk toward the doberman and acted like he didn't see him yet.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Garfield, who got kicked out of his own house by his owner in favor of a pet that doesn't even belong to him," taunted the doberman.

"That's big words coming from a mongrel who doesn't even have a home himself," said Garfield. The doberman go angry upon hearing the M word.

"I'll teach you!" said the doberman. He began to chase after Garfield. Furrball watched, wondering what Garfield would do to shake off his pursuer. Garfield then saw a nearby dog catcher. Garfield slide under his legs. Suddenly, the doberman ran into the dog catcher and the two toppled over. The dog catcher saw the doberman.

"That's it! You're coming with me, you mongrel!" said the Dog Catcher. He snagged the doberman in a net, put him in his van and drove off. Garfield and Furrball sniggered.

"A dog catcher is a cat's best friend," said Garfield.

"So true. You think I've got what it takes to stand up to a dog bully?" asked Furrball.

"I'll make that decision when I see you actually do it," said Garfield.

Fifi continued to serve food for the customers at Vito's. She delivered a pizza to a woman with black hair. "Here's your peezza," said Fifi.

"Thanks," said the woman, but she wasn't happy.

"Ees sahmetheeng bahthereeng you, mahdam?" asked Fifi.

"I'm beginning to wonder if having a relationship with Jon was ever a good idea," said the woman.

"You know heem?" asked Fifi.

"Yes. I'm Elizabeth Wilson, but you can call me Liz. I'm a veterinarian for his pets, Garfield and Odie. But just recently, he's been treating them badly and showing favoritism with Nermal, a pet he doesn't own," said Liz.

"Odie deed tell me zat," said Fifi.

"Odie told you that?" asked Liz, raising an eyebrow.

"Oui. He ahlso tahld me zat Jahn keecked heem ahnd Gahrfield unteel zey ahdmeet zey deed sahmetheeng bahd to Nermahl, when he wahs lying. Mahthair ahnd I tried to tahlk sense eento Jahn, but he wahn't leesten. Whaht's wahrse, he says eef Gahrfield ahnd Odie ahdmeet zat zey're ze bahd guys, he'll keeck zem out fahrevair," said Fifi. Liz gasped.

"That's terrible! I will not tolerate that kind of behavior from Jon!" shouted Liz.

"So whaht ahre you going to do?" asked Fifi.

"I'll tell you what we're going to do. After work, we're going to find Garfield and Odie and I'm going to make Jon take them back in. I'll use force if I have to!" said Liz.

"Okay. I hahpe you know whaht you're doing," said Fifi.

"So do I," said Liz.

Later, Garfield and Furball were wandering when they saw Odie, sleeping in the alleyway behind the hotel that Fifi and Fleur were staying at. Garfield grinned when he got an idea. "There's a dog you can outwit to prove that you stand up to bullies," said Garfield.

"Is that dog a real pest?" asked Furrball.

"Yes. He's always chasing me," fibbed Garfield.

"Okay. I'll give him the message that he shouldn't chase you," said Furrball.

"Give him a good kick in the rear," said Garfield.

"Okay," said Furrball. Garfield grinned as Furrball tiptoed toward Odie. He was about to kick him when he heard Fifi's voice.

"Furrbahll!" cried Fifi. Furrball stopped and Fifi, tapping her foot. Fleur, Shirley, Squeak and Liz were present too. Fifi's shouting woke Odie up. "Just whaht do you sink you're going to do to zat poor, eennahcent dahg?" asked Fifi.

"Poor? Innocent? But Garfield told me that he always chases . . . ," said Furrball.

"He's lying," said Shirley.

"How'd you . . . ?!" asked Garfield.

"Read your mind. Odie doesn't chase him. Garfield just has a bad habit of picking on Odie," said Shirley. Furrball glared at Garfield.

"You big, fat liar! You nearly tricked me into hurting somebody who did nothing wrong!" said Furrball.

"What's it to you? I thought you didn't like dogs?" asked Garfield.

"That may be so. But I don't attack people who did nothing wrong to me!" said Furrball.

"It's no wonder Jon hates you," said Shirley.

"Why are you here anyway?" asked Garfield.

"We know you've been stealeeng because you were unfairly keecked out by Jahn. Ahnd we wahnt to expahse Nermahl so you ahnd Odie cahn get bahck een house ahnd ze stealeeng cahn stahp wance ahnd fahr ahll," said Fleur.

"I've tried everything, but Nermal won't crack," said Garfield.

"Zat's why we're going to help you," said Fifi.

"I'll show you how I'm going to properly put your standing up to bully tactics properly," said Furrball.

"Here's whaht we're going to do," said Fifi. And the group began to discuss their plan.

The next morning, Nermal was going to take a swim in a pool in the backyard. Jon was still asleep. "Gahrfield, cahre to do ze hahnors?" asked Fifi, as she handed Garfield a bottle of blue dye.

"Delighted," said Garfield. He grinned as he removed the cap and poured the blue liquid into the pool. The whole bottle. They left before they could be spotted by Nermal. Nermal climbed up a ladder to a diving board. He then jumped off the diving board and into the pool. Fifi snuck into the house and poured white hair dye in Nermal's shampoo. After swimming, Nermal emerged from the pool, with his fur dyed blue. He hadn't noticed this, yet. Shirley used her psychic powers to levitate a white paintbrush. She then painted a perfect whir stripe down his back. She did it so stealthily that he didn't feel the brush touching his back. Nermal went to take a shower. He applied the shampoo on his head, making part of the fur on head white. Just then, Nermal saw his shampoo was white on his hand.

"Huh? What the?" asked Nermal. Nermal got out of the shower and finally saw what he looked like. Fifi, Garfield and the group left the house. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!" screamed Nermal. He screamed so loud it echoed through the neighborhood and woke Jon up. Jon fell out of his bed and got tangled in the sheets. Jon then burst into the bathroom.

"Nermal, I heard you scream and . . . ," began Jon. But he stopped when he saw Nermal looking like a blue skunk. And he thought he was a real skunk. Jon shrieked and his hair spiked up. "SKUNK!" screamed Jon. "No wait! It's me! Nermal!" cried Nermal. But Jon didn't listen. He kicked Nermal out the bathroom window and fell into a fresh dumpster filled with garlic and stinky cheese with a CRASH! Fifi and the others watched everything from where they were and laughed.

"Now you know how it feels to get unfairly kicked out," sneered Garfield. Nermal grumbled as walked away.

"I've got to get this stuff off of me," said Nermal. He saw Arlene, a cat with pink fur and red lips. She was Garfield's love interest. "Excuse me, Arlene? I need your help," said Nermal. She turned and spotted Nermal. But to her, he was a skunk. Arlene shrieked at the sight of the skunkified Nermal and due to the smell from the cheese and garlic mix on him.

"SKUNK!" cried Arlene. And she ran off. Nermal turned to other people to for help. But the result was always the same. They would run for it, thinking he was a blue skunk.

"Aaaww man. Why is this happening to me?!" asked Nermal.

"Oh yoo-hoo!" called a French accented voice. Nermal turned and saw it was Fifi La Fume. Only this time, she was pretending to fall in love with him. Nermal's eyes widened when he saw Fifi giving him the lovely dovey stare at him. She began to walk toward him.

"No! Wait! Stay away from me!" cried Nermal.

"But I cahn't. You're just too hahndsahme of a skunk to ignahre," said Fifi sweetly. Nermal tried to run, but Fifi used her long, fluffy tail to snag him. She used it to pull him close to her. Once Nermal was close to her, Fifi wrapped her arms around him and smooshed his face against her breasts. "Hahld me, my blue beau. You mahke my heart seeng," said Fifi. She then began to kiss Nermal all over the face, leaving pink kiss marks. Fleur, Garfield, Odie, Liz, Squeak, Furrball and Shirley laughed as they watched Fifi torture Nermal with her affection.

"Oh Fifi," said Fleur, shaking her head. But she continued laughing anyway. Nermal's eyes started to tear up due to Fifi's horrible, love induced smell. The purple skunkette then began to force a kiss on Nermal's lips. Nermal finally managed to break free of Fifi's loving grip. He screamed as he ran for it.

"Why ahre boys so ahfraid of cahmmeetment? Oh well. Might ahs well chahse heem," said Fifi. She began to hop on all fours after Nermal. Nermal screamed as he ran from Fifi. Fifi giggled as she hopped after Nermal. Ziss oughta be ze stahrt of dreeving heem crahzy. So fahr, so good, thought Fifi. After running for a while, Nermal ran into an abandoned building and sat down to catch his breath. "Tired, mahn ahmahre?" asked a familiar voice. Nermal turned and saw Fifi sitting on some crates in a sexy posture. Nermal gasped when he saw Fifi. Fifi got off of the crates. "Just relahx. Fifi will tahke good cahre of you," said Fifi. Nermal screamed and crashed through the wall, running away again. "He's just shy, no?" asked Fifi. Fifi looked through the neighborhood for Nermal. "Where ahre you, my skunky mahn?" asked Fifi. Just then, she heard the scream of somebody.

"You two stay away from me!" screamed the voice. It was a Chihuahua named Hercules and he was dressed like a girl.

"Excuse moi, mahnsieur dahg. Whaht hahppened to you?" asked Fifi.

"It's Jon's crazy nieces; Drusilla and Minerva! They forced me to dress up like a girl!" cried Hercules. Just then, Fifi got an idea. She walked up to the door of the two girls' house.

"Yes?" asked both girls. But when they saw it was a skunk they were staring at, they shrieked.

"Skunk!" cried Drusilla & Minerva. They were about to run.

"Wait, geerls. I'm naht gahnna spray you. You see, zere's ziss boy skunk zat I'm trying to woo, but he keeps runneeng frahm me. Seeing how you gahve zat dahg a mahkeovair, I wahs wahndereeng eef you give moi a mahkeovair zat may ahttrahct heem?" asked Fifi.

"Yay!" said Drusilla & Minerva.

"Merci," said Fifi. After taking a nice bath and after the two girls' makeover work, Fifi looked at herself in the mirror. She was now wearing a red dress with a V neckline, a necklace with a ruby gemstone, red lipstick & eyeshadow, blush and a red headband instead of her bow. "Ooh la la! I look glahmahrous! Zanks geerls!" said Fifi. And she skipped away to find Nermal. Meanwhile, Nermal was trying to clean himself. He managed to clean off the pink kiss marks, but not the blue and white dye. He had finished putting himself in a washing machine. But all he did was poof up his fur.

"Oh come on!" cried Nermal. Then, he heard Fifi's cute giggle. He then saw Fifi in her red dress.

"You look so seelly, my skunk hunk," said Fifi. Fifi then grabbed him by the hands. The sexy skunkette then turned on a record player that started to play romantic music. Fifi then began to dance with Nermal. Poor Nermal couldn't break free of her grip. He normally danced well, but he wasn't today since he was trying to escape. "You seem to hahve two left feet, cutie pie. But Fifi will teach you how to dahnce prahperly," said Fifi. Try as he might, Nermal couldn't break free. And his nose was getting tortured by her odor. Fifi then wrapped her arms around Nermal and began smother his face with kisses once again. This time, she left red kiss marks on his face. Fifi then kissed him on the lips, real good. Fifi giggled a girly giggle. Nermal finally broke free and ran off. "Le sigh. He just wahnts me to wahrk hahrd," said Fifi.

Nermal ran until he hid in a nearby house. "Whew," said Nermal.

"Kitty!" called two voices. It was Drusilla & Minerva. They could tell Nermal wasn't a skunk. Nermal screamed as they grabbed him and began to give him a makeover. After getting put in a flashy outfit, a blond wig and makeup, Nermal walked out grumbling.

"When I find you, eet's gahnna be finders keepers!" called Fifi. Nermal gasped before he realized he was dressed as a girl.

"Wait a minute. She'll not recognize me on this dress," said Nermal. Fifi approached the girl-fied Nermal.

"Excuse moi, Mahdame Skunkette. But hahve you seen a cute boy skunk weeth blue fur by ahny chahnce?" asked Fifi.

"Uh . . . I think he went that way," said Nermal in a girl voice, pointing to the east.

"Merci," said Fifi. And she skipped away. Nermal let out a sigh of relief.

"It's over. It's finally over," said Nermal. Unfortunately, it wasn't. Suddenly, Nermal got seized by Pepé Le Pew.

"Bahnjour, my dahrleeng. I ahm Pepé Le Pew, my petite skunk fahtale," said Pepé. He began to kiss Nermal, which disgusted him greatly.

"Yuck!" cried Nermal.

"Playing hahrd to get? I like zat een a wahmahn," said Pepé. And he resumed kissing Nermal. As out turned out, Fifi didn't leave the area and knew it was Nermal. She along with Fleur, Furrball, Garfield, Odie, Squeak and Liz were laughing their heads off.

"You see, Garfield? That's how we toons get back at jerks like Nermal," said Furrball. As Pepé was kissing Nermal, his wig suddenly off.

"Le eek! Your bahld?!" asked Pepé.

"I'm not a girl! I'm a boy! And I'm not even a skunk! I'm a kitten!" yelled Nermal.

"LE WHAHT?!" asked Pepé. Fifi's mentor began to feel sick to his stomach as indicated by his green face. He ran to a nearby trash can and began to barf into it. "LE BAHRF!" cried Pepé. After puking, he turned toward Nermal angrily. "How dahre you eempersahnahte a good lookeeng skunk fahtale!" snarled Pepé. He cocked his tail like a gun.

"Uh-oh!" cried Nermal. Pepé began to chase after Nermal, firing stink bullets at the gray kitten. Nermal screamed as he ran and dodged the bullets. Fifi and the others continued laughing.

"I almost feel sorry for Nermal," said Liz.

"But he deserved it," said Garfield.

"Cahme on. Let's get to Jahn's house ahnd surprise heem," said Fifi. And she and the others went ahead of Nermal and Pepé.

Nermal ran until he went into Jon Arbuckle's house. Jon himself wasn't home. He boarded up all the doors, put chains & locks, taped some yellow taped and added a coded lock. Nermal sighed with relief. "Had fun on your date with Fifi, Nermal?" asked a voice. Nermal turned around and gasped. He saw Garfield sitting on the couch. Fifi, Fleur, Furrball, Garfield, Odie, Squeak and Liz were present too.

"You?! How'd you get in here?! Jon locked you out!" cried Nermal.

"I had a spare key," said Liz.

"This isn't the first time we got in," said Furrball. Nermal realized that they pulled the pranks on him.

"You . . . you did all that stuff to me to make me look like a skunk!" cried Nermal.

"Oui. Eet cahn ahll end. Ahll you hahve to do ees tell Jahn zat you fahked a brahken leg ahnd you were ze bahd one," said Fifi.

"That shouldn't be a problem cause confessing to Jon that you're the bad cat is the only way to get the liquid thinner needed to clean you," said Garfield.

"How dare you treat me like this!" yelled Nermal.

"No, how dahre you mahneepulahte Jahn ahnd treeck eento keeckeeng hees own pets out of ze house! Jahn eesn't even my ownair to begeen weeth!" said Fifi.

"Well I wish he is, cause my real owner doesn't want me to show off my cuteness!" said Nermal.

"Zat's because you're being prideful ahnd rude to everybahdy! He's just trying to straighten you up ahnd teach you to be neecair!" said Fifi.

"I like being the way I am! The world revolves around me and me only! And you, you have no right to come to this neighborhood and steal my spotlight from me! That's right! I overheard the people saying that I'm not cute compared to you! But they're just blind idiots! You are nothing but a stupid, stinky skunk who needs to be put to sleep for poking your nose in business that doesn't concern you or any of your friends and family!" ranted Nermal. Nermal's hateful words made Fifi feel hurt. It looked like she was about to cry as indicated by the tears in her eyes. Hearing Nermal say those nasty things made Furrball, angry. Very angry.

"Why you . . . !" cried Furrball. He charged at Nermal, revealing his sharp claws. The blue cat then slashed at Nermal, right in the face. Nermal yelped as he got hit.

"How dare you strike me . . . ," said Nermal. But he stopped when he heard something drip on the ground. But to him, it sounded like it echoed like water in a cave. Nermal slowly looked down toward his feet and saw a drip of blood on the ground. He then clutched his face. To his growing horror, it felt wet. And when he took his hand from his face, he saw it was stained with blood. Nermal let out a loud, horror-filled scream. "BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!" cried Nermal. Everybody in the neighborhood heard Nermal's screaming.

"That sounded like Nermal," said Neighbor #1.

"I wonder what's going on?" asked Neighbor #2.

"Let's find out," said Neighbor #3.

"Oh stop being such a baby! Everybody does bleed in their lifetime. The world doesn't revolve around you! Fifi and Fleur had to come here because you are the reason why Garfield has been stealing from Vito's! You have no right to kick somebody else's pets out of their house just because you think you're owner is mistreating you, when he's not! The people are right about one thing, Fifi's more cute than you! You may look cute on the outside, but on the inside, you're pure ugliness! You have no right to hurt my friend's feelings like that! You are the one who needs to be put to sleep! Do you hear me, you gray bastard!" yelled Furrball. Nermal began to growl angrily and clutched his fists to the point that his claws dug into his skin, causing him to bleed more.

"How dare you damage my perfection! Nobody scratches my face, says I'm not the most important person in the world, says I'm not cute, and lives! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!" yelled Nermal. He let out a crazed scream as he leapt at Furrball. The two cats got into a big fight. Nermal punched Furrball in the face. But Furrball struck back by kicked in the gut. The two then began to roll around the ground, wrestling with each other. Everybody watched as the two cats fought.

"Cahme on, Furrbahll! You cahn beat heem!" said Fifi.

"Rip his head off!" jeered Garfield. Odie stared at Garfield.

"What? I do want him to do that," said Garfield. Nermal grabbed a lamp and threw it at Furrball. But Furrball dodged it and the lamp hit the wall, breaking. Furrball retaliated by throwing a stool, which hit Nermal.

"Like, nice toss," said Shirley. Furrball and Nermal continued to fight whole trashing the house.

"I'll pay for the damage," said Liz. The two cats then went crashing through the window and the fight continued outside. But suddenly, Nermal got a lucky shot and slapped Furrball, stunning him. He grabbed Furrball and began to walk toward the street.

"It's like I said, nobody's allowed to be cuter than me! Especially not you!" said Nermal. He saw a truck was coming into the distance and grinned an evil grin. He then prepared to throw Furrball into the truck's path. "And this truck will ensure it'll stay that way!" said Nermal. Fifi, Fleur and Liz gasped at the horrible thing that Nermal was going to do.

"If you do that, it'll prove that you're the monster that you are," said Furrball.

"I didn't frame Garfield and Odie just for you jerks to poke your noses where it doesn't belong! I'll kill everybody who dares try to overthrow me as the cutest animal around!" said Nermal.

But before Nermal could throw Furrball onto the street, somebody yelled, "Monster!" Nermal's eyes widened when he heard those words. The gray kitten turned around and saw a crowd of people and pets had gathered. And they all looked angry.

"Meow," said Nermal cutely to try to change their mood.

"Don't you meow us, killer!" said Witness #1.

"How dare you try to throw that other cat into the truck's path!" said Witness #2. Then, the truck passed by. Nermal missed his chance.

"Killer! Killer! Killer!" chanted everybody. Nermal cringed hearing those words.

"Now's my chance," said Furrball. Suddenly, Furrball wrapped his tail around Nermal's neck, choking him. This forced Nermal to let go of him. Furrball then began to deliver more punches and kicks on Nermal. Fifi, Garfield, Odie and Squeak then joined in too.

"Kick his butt!" said Cat #1.

"Show him who's boss!" said Puppy #1. Squeak bit Nermal in the crotch, causing him to shriek like a girl. Furrball then delivered an uppercut punch in Nermal's face, breaking his teeth and sending him flying. Nermal crashed face first into the wall of Garfield's house. Everybody began to cheer for Furrball and the others. Furrball beamed. Garfield and Odie did a high five. Fleur picked up Furrball and began to hug him. In the process, Furrball was getting smooshed against her large bosom.

"You were great, Furrbahll. You showed heem a sing or two," said Fleur. She then French kissed Furrball on the cheeks, leaving pink kiss marks. Furrball sighed as he blushed bright pink. Fleur put Furrball down. Fifi then ran up to Furrball and hugged him too.

"Zank you fahr stahndeeng up fahr me," said Fifi. She then delivered a really big, wet, juicy, lipstick kiss on Furrball's lips. That kiss left a pink kiss too. Furrball's eyes turned into pink hearts and his heart pounded with love.

"Ya-hoo!" cried Furrball. Fifi and Fleur giggled. Jon was walking back to his house when he saw the crowd outside his house.

"What's going on?" asked Jon. Jon began to push his way through the crowd. When managed to get through, he saw Fifi, Garfield and the others next to the defeated Nermal. "Stop! Why are you cheering about Nermal getting beaten up?!" asked Jon.

"I'll tell you why. Cause Nermal here tried to kill that blue cat over there," said Witness #4.

"No! It's not true! You're lying! Liz, tell these idiots they are lying!" said Jon. Liz shook her head.

"No. They're not cause I saw what Nermal tried to do too," said Liz.

"There's no proof! I'm innocent and they are guilty, including your girlfriend!" said Nermal.

"Tell that to this video!" said Witness #1. He held out his cellphone and showed a video recording of Nermal attempting to kill Furrball. This included him mentioning about how he framed Garfield and Odie. "Let's play my favorite part," said Witness #1. He played the footage of Nermal's confessing of framing over and over again.

"Sorry, Jon. You're outvoted," said Garfield smugly.

"It's not true. It's not true," said Jon.

"Deny it all you want. But Nermal just proved that he's ugly on the inside," said Witness #1.

"Looks like he's the one getting sued," said Vito.

"But he's too innocent to be sued!" objected Jon.

"Nermal was never innocent at all! Our pets say that the only reason he won those past pet shows because he sabotaged the other competitors! And we're going to prove it in court!" said a teen girl witness.

Very soon, the day of the lawsuit came and now it was Nermal that was getting sued, not Jon. "This is the case of Garfield, Odie and the restaurant of Vito versus Nermal. Nermal, you are charged with faking a broken leg, sabotaging other pets in the pet shows you partook in and attempted murder of Furrball the Cat. How do you plea?" asked the judge.

"Not guilty," said Nermal.

"And what makes you think you're not guilty?" asked the judge.

"The world revolves around only one thing; me and my cuteness. Anybody who dares challenge my cuteness, do not respect me or say I'm not cute are automatically guilty. So you're honor, the ones who are throw these accusations must be punished!" said Nermal. Just then, somebody spoke up.

"I taught you better than that. I thought I told you to stop with that way of thinking," said the person.

"Are you this cat's owner?" asked the judge.

"Yes, your honor. Nermal also had a self centerism problem. I've tried disciplining him. But he refuses to let go of that personality," said Nermal's Owner.

"What you are doing to me is abuse!" said Nermal.

"You won't know what true abuse is unless if hits you in the face," said Nermal's Owner.

"You trying to control me is the abuse! That's why I want Jon to be my owner, not you!" said Nermal. Everybody gasped hearing how he was in a way, disowning his owner.

"And you think that gives you the right to frame and Odie just so you can replace us?!" asked Garfield.

"He's lying!" said Nermal.

"I'm not! You faked a broken leg and turned Jon against us! You had him kick us out and he thought you recovered quickly when he saw you running! A broken leg doesn't recover quickly!" said Garfield.

"Nermahl hahd Jahn keeck heem ahnd Odie out ahnd said zat zey weren't ahllowed bahck een unless zey ahdmeet zey're aht fault. Ahnd he hahd ze nerve to stahrve hees pets, wheech ees why Gahrfield wahs stealeeng food! So when we cahme, we prahnked Nermahl to mahke heem cahnfess," said Fifi.

"And when Nermal insulted Fifi, we got into a fight. He even the gall to try to have me killed by a truck, but he was stopped," said Furrball.

"Objection, your honor!" said Jon.

"Overruled!" said the court.

"I happen to be a psychic. And like, I can prove how guilty Nermal is," said Shirley. She concentrated and began to project images from Nermal's minds. It showed not just his misdeeds toward Garfield and Odie, but showed he did indeed sabotage the other pets. And the last thing Shirley showed was Nermal talking flak about his owner.

"Stupid owner. He can't abuse me by preventing me from flaunting my cuteness. I like the way I am. And he can't change that. Only Jon understands me . . . that's it! I'll make myself Jon's pet, by getting rid of Garfield and Odie since they don't appreciate me," said Nermal. He began to laugh evilly. Everybody glared daggers at Nermal. Nermal's owner was upset by what Nermal really thought about him.

"So . . . is that what you really think about me? I am so disappointed in you," said Nermal's Owner.

"You seeck feline!" yelled Fifi.

"How could you do all those things?!" yelled a person.

"You give our species a bad name!" said Garfield.

"It's no wonder cats don't get any respect at my home!" yelled Furrball. Everybody began to boo at Nermal, especially Garfield. And then, Garfield and almost everybody began to throw rotten produce at Nermal.

"Stop it! Stop it! Leave him alone!" cried Jon. But this only resulted in him being pelted too. Garfield threw a large watermelon that exploded when it hit him in the face, knocking him down.

"ORDER! ORDER!" yelled the judge, banging his gavel. Everybody quieted down and stopped throwing stuff at Nermal.

"Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached your verdict?" asked the judge.

"We have your honor. And we find the defendant, guilty," said the jury. Everybody who hated Nermal cheered.

"Nermal, as punishment, you are forbidden from entering any more pet shows by law," said the judge.

"Nooooo!" cried Nermal.

"All your ribbons and trophies will all be confiscated, by court order!" said the judge.

"Nnnnnnooooooo!" cried Nermal.

"You will be sentenced to an animal shelter, for life!" said the judge.

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Nermal. Two guards seized Nermal and began to take him away.

"You can't do this to me! I'm too cute to go to prison!" cried Nermal.

"No, stop! This shouldn't happen! Can't I adopt him?" asked Jon.

"No, cause he's a bad influence on you, Mr. Arbuckle," said the judge. The guards then threw Nermal into the prison truck.

"This can't be happening!" cried Nermal. And the prison truck began to drive away.

"NERMAL!" cried Jon. But there was nothing Jon could do.

"Alright, Jon. Now that you saw that Nermal is nothing but a monster, let Odie and I back in and give back my lasagna privileges . . . NOW!" said Garfield. Everybody began to wait for Jon's reply. Jon finally spoke up.

"No!" said Jon.

"What?!" asked Garfield angrily.

"You heard me! I said, no! You bribed the court into declaring Nermal guilty! You and your partners in crime framed Nermal just so you can get back into the house just because you won't take your punishment like a man!" ranted Jon. As Jon continued to throw accusations, Odie began to cry. Garfield just got angrier.

"Why did I think I could get you to listen, even when the proof is in your face?!" snarled Garfield. Jon stopped ranting when he heard Garfield talk back. "It's like I'm talking to an ostrich!" said Garfield.

"Whoa now!" cried Liz.

"A really, really, big, stupid ostrich named Jon Arbuckle!" said Garfield.

"Le ouch," said Fifi.

"I've had it up to here with your treatment toward me! You take Odie and my punishments too far! And when you punish us by denying us of food, you have the gall to taunt us by eating the foods in front of us! You even blame us for stuff when the evidence that we didn't do it is in your face! And you want to know something else?! I never liked your accordion and bagpipe playing!" said Garfield. Jon gasped. "Never!" said Garfield. Jon's face looked like he was gonna cry. "Is the dumb ostrich gonna cry?" taunted Garfield. Suddenly, Jon kicked Garfield, knocking him down. Everybody gasped in horror.

"How dare you insult me like that!" said Jon.

"Come on, Jon. It's okay," said Liz.

"No it's not okay!" said Jon. He kicked Garfield again.

"No one talks to me like that! Especially a fat, gluttonous cat!" said Jon. He then grabbed Garfield and slapped him.

"Come on, leave Garfield alone," said Liz.

"You need to learn to respect your superiors and admit when you are guilty!" said Jon. He slammed Garfield on the table and began punching him.

"Leave him alone, Jon!" said Liz, getting angry. But Jon wouldn't listen. He just punched Garfield again. "That's enough!" said Liz. But Jon just punched Garfield even more. "STOP!" yelled Liz.

"Oh, yeah right!" said Jon rudely. He prepared to deliver another punch on Garfield.

"I SAID STOP!" yelled Liz. She grabbed at Jon's arm. "Stop it! Stop it! You're hurting him!" said Liz. Without warning, Jon slapped Liz, knocking her to the floor.

"It looks like I'll have to punish you too before I punish Garfield!" said Jon. He was about to attack Liz again when Odie bit him in the butt. Jon screamed as he got bitten. He began running around with Odie clamped on his hindquarters. Everybody began to laugh at Jon. Garfield recovered and laughed too. But then, Jon grabbed Odie and threw him to the ground. Odie yelped as he hit the ground. Jon was so angry he didn't care what he did next. He grabbed a policeman's gun.

"Hey!"' cried the cop. He pointed the gun at Odie.

"I'll kill everybody who dares defend Garfield! Starting with you, you bad dog!" yelled Jon. Odie whimpered as Jon prepared to pull the trigger.

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Fifi as she leapt at Jon. She tackled Jon and the two crashed through the window and fell toward the street below.

"Fifi!" cried Fleur. Fifi was punching Jon as they were falling. And she made sure Jon hit the ground first. Fifi stepped away from Jon. Jon staggered to his feet.

"You have . . . made . . . a big . . . mistake!" groaned Jon. But Jon's looked of anger turned into one of horror when he saw an angry mob, with Garfield leading them.

"I have had it up to here with your idiocy and abuse! And now, you're threatening to kill people and animals just to ensure nobody defends me! You've gone too far!" scolded Garfield. He turned to the mob. "Are we gonna let him get away with this?!" asked Garfield.

"NNNNOOOOOOO!" yelled the mob.

"Then let us take action and teach that imbecile a lesson he'll never forget!" said Garfield.

"YEAH!" said the mob. Jon paled the instant he saw everybody get out anything they could use as a weapon. He began to try to make a run for it.

"HIKE!" called a Football Coach. An entire football team were the first to charge at Jon. They rammed Jon, sending him crashing into a street pole. Jon staggered to his feet. Suddenly, two bumper cars began to sandwich Jon in between them as they bumped each other repeatedly.

"OW! OW! OW!" cried Jon as he got hit by the bumper cars. After that, everybody gathered around Jon and began to grab at him. Garfield began to claw at his face.

"Stop! Bad, bad Garfield!" said Jon.

"No! Bad Jon!" said Garfield.

"Yeah! Bad, bad Arbuckle!" said a person. Jon turned to the only ones not participating in the beat up; Liz, Odie, Fifi, Fleur, Furrball, Pepé and Shirley.

"Liz, Odie, help me!" cried Jon. Liz and Odie gave Jon death glares before leaving. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Jon as he was dragged into the center of the mob. They began to punch, kick and hit Jon with random objects. One person even repeatedly stabbed him in the butt with a very sharp pitchfork. Jon screamed in agony as he was getting beaten up.

"Shouldn't we do sahmetheeng, mahthair? Zey might keell heem aht ziss rahte," said Fifi. Fleur shook her head.

"No, Fifi. Ahs brutahl ahs ze beat up ees, he brought eet on heemself," said Fleur. Garfield then grabbed a bowling ball and went up to the roof of the tall building next to Jon. Once he got to the top, with a huge grin, the orange cat then dropped the ball from several stories. Jon was on the ground, back first. His eyes were closed, so he didn't see the bowling ball falling toward him until it was too late. SLAM! The bowling ball hit him in the face. CRACK! It also fractured part of his face too.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE!" screamed Jon. He screamed so loud it echoed throughout Muncie.

"You're leaveeng Muncie?" asked Fleur as she watched Liz pack up a suitcase.

"Yes. I saw how much of an idiotic monster Jon was when he hurt Garfield and threatened to shoot Odie. And I'm taking Garfield and Odie with me. They're not safe with him anymore. Cause what's to stop Jon from trying to murder them? They deserve better than this," said Liz.

"Nermal has corrupted him to the point of no return," said Garfield. Odie nodded in agreement.

"He's just Elmyra een a mahn's bahdy," said Fifi.

"And meaner too," said Furrball.

"Luckeely he's been sent to jail ahftair Gahrfield ahnd ze mahb beat heem up," said Pepé.

"Good riddance," said Garfield.

"Ahnyway, Fifi, Pepé, Sheerley, Furrbahll ahnd I should head bahck to Looney Tunes Lahnd seence zose wahrkers aht Veeto's ahre healed," said Fleur.

"Thanks for helping out at the restaurant and in helping Garfield and Odie out of their predicament," said Liz.

"Dahn't mention eet," said Fifi. As Fifi and the others were leaving, Furrball turned to Garfield.

"Garfield, I appreciate you helping me find ways to stand up for myself, but I can't use them to torment anybody I want. If it's one thing I learned from watching Bugs Bunny's past cartoons, is to never fight unless somebody else starts the conflict. That's how it should be done," said Furrball. And he left with the others.

Those toons. They're too soft. Their way of punishing people isn't good enough. I'll punish Jon the right way, thought Garfield.

Jon sat in his prison hospital cell, strapped to his bed and in a full body cast. He couldn't speak in his condition. "You have a visitor," said the guard. The one who came in was Garfield. And he held a whole oven dish full of lasagna.

"Hello, Jon. I came here to say my goodbye before I leave this moronic town for good," said Garfield. He removed a piece of lasagna from the dish. "Look what I got. Lasagna. And it's all for me and you can't stop me from eating it," said Garfield. He then devoured the piece. "This is how I felt when you taunted me by eating in front of me while I was in a cast. So I'm giving you a taste of your medicine," said Garfield. He then ate the rest of the lasagna sloppily. "Only when you're in disgrace do you now realize that I will always be right and you will always be wrong!" jeered Garfield. Garfield felt that feeling in his bowels. "Ooh. That food can really make you gassy," said Garfield. Grinning, he climbed onto Jon's lap and raised his butt at Jon. He took out a strange looking tube. He then connected one end to his butt, and the other end through Jon's nostrils. Jon's eyes widened in horror, knowing what was going to do. FFFFFRRRAAAAAAP! Garfield farted into the tube and the smell of the fart when through the tube and right into Jon's nose. The prisoners in the cells in front of Jon's laughed at his humiliation. At least the male prisoners did. The female ones were disgusted. Jon's face paled due to all the fart smell he was forced to inhale through his nose. "Consider this my parting gift. Goodbye Jon. And good riddance," said Garfield. And he left Jon's prison cell. Jon let out muffled angry yells.

I HATE YOU GARFIELD! I HATE YOU ALL! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!, thought Jon.

Meanwhile, Nermal somehow managed to escape the prison truck and was putting on a badly made Fifi costume. "I'll show them! I'll show them all! Once I fully put on this Fifi costume, I'll cause some destructive mayhem. They'll think the real Fifi did it and they'll put a reward on her head. And then, I'll take her down, claim the reward and that'll restore my good name," said Nermal. He laughed maniacally before putting on the mask. He spotted Elmyra, who escaped her prison cell. "There's a potential victim," said Nermal, not knowing she was a monster. She went up to Elmyra. "Hey, you!" said Nermal, doing a bad Fifi voice. Elmyra turned around and saw Nermal in the Fifi costume. But to Elmyra, she thought he was the real Fifi.

"Purple kitty!" cried Elmyra. She grabbed the disguised Nermal and began to give him a bone crushing hug. "I knew you'd come to your senses and decided to be my pet after all!" said Nermal.

Ow! Ow! What is with this girl?! Her hugs are hurting me!, thought Nermal. Nermal screamed and broke free of Elmyra's grip. But Elmyra grabbed his fake skunk tail.

"No you don't! You're not escaping me this time!" said Elmyra. Suddenly, Elmyra pulled so hard that the fake tail was ripped off. Elmyra shrieked. "I'm so sorry, purple kitty! I'll fix your tail with some glue," said Elmyra.

"I'm not Fifi!" yelled Nermal.

"You're not?" asked Elmyra dumbly. Nermal removed his costume.

"No! I'm just a gray kitten named Nermal! I was gonna use this costume to frame Fifi so that I would be respected as the cutest kitten around! And you ruined everything!" scolded Nermal. Unfortunately, Elmyra had become so infatuated at how cute Nermal looked as indicated by her red heart eyes.

"YOU'RE SO CUTE, NERMAL! I'VE GOT TO MAKE YOU MINE!" cried Elmyra excitedly.

"No, stay back!" said Nermal. But Elmyra was too excited to listen. She ran toward Nermal with open arms. Nermal shrieked like a little girl and made a run for his life, with Elmyra on his tail. At the Arbuckle house, Liz was packing Garfield and Odie's belongings. She was upstairs and Garfield was busy watching TV. He them began to hear some frantic knocking.

"I'll get it," said Garfield. He walked up to the door and perked through the keyhole. He saw it was Nermal.

"Jon, Garfield, Odie, Liz, anybody! Please open the door! There's a crazy girl after me!" cried Nermal. Without warning, Elmyra reappeared and grabbed his tail. Nermal then clung onto the doorknob. "Garfield, help me!" cried Nermal. Garfield recognized Elmyra from a photo Furrball showed him. And he remembered about how Furrball told him about how certain pets died due to Elmyra's stupidity. So, an evil idea to get rid of Nermal began to hatch in Garfield's brain.

"Do you really expect me to help you, after you stole Pookie, trying to mess with time, framing me for breaking your leg, corrupting Jon to the point of return and tricking him into kicking Odie and me out?! Never! You're a wanted criminal now since you were exposed. And I'd get arrested for helping a criminal. You're gonna get what's coming to you! Becoming that girl's pet is what you deserve! And Jon's not going to help you since he's in the prison hospital and by the time he recovers, you'll be long gone," said Garfield. Elmyra pulled on Nermal's tail harder and harder. Nermal was starting to lose his grip on the doorknob.

"Please, don't do this to me! I'm sorry for being so mean to you! I'll do anything! ANYTHING!" begged Nermal pathetically.

"Too late. One month too late," said Garfield, darkly. Elmyra gave one more yank on Nermal's tail, which caused him to let go of the doorknob to the front door of the house.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Nermal. Elmyra giggled as she dragged Nermal, banging him on the ground. There were some people who witnessed Nermal being taken away. They all let out a cheer since Nermal was gone for their lives. None cheered louder than Garfield.

Goodbye Nermal. And good riddance, especially after Elmyra kills you in her stupidity, thought Garfield.

After she and her mother went back to Acme Acres, Fifi resumed school. She was telling the class about her time in Muncie. Bugs and Pepé was in the midst of scolding Sweetie. "I dahn't cahre eef you hahte hair fahr defendeeng Furrbahll, selleeng my student's lahcahtion to Elmyra wahs a really bahd sing!" said Pepé.

"That's one week of detention for you, young lady," said Bugs. Sweetie seethed with fury. Fifi and Furrball snickered due to Sweetie getting in trouble. Fifi turned to Furrball.

"Zank you fahr cahmeeng to sahve me frahm Elmyra ahnd teacheeng Nermahl a lessahn fahr hurteeng my feeleengs," said Fifi.

"You're welcome," said Furrball. Fifi then kissed Furrball on his cheek, leaving a red lipstick kiss. Furrball's face blushed pink.

"Aaaaw, shucks," said Furrball. Fifi giggled.

"You gaht leepsteeck on your cheek ahgain," said Fifi. She took out a tissue and wiped the kiss mark off. As Fifi was walking down the hallways of Acme Looniversity, she saw Shirley looked troubled. "Whaht's ze mahttair, Sheerley?" asked Fifi.

"It's Jon Arbuckle," said Shirley.

"Ahre you feeleeng guilty ahbout how we deed nahtheeng to stahp zat mahb frahm beateeng heem up to ze point he hahd to be hahspeetahlized?" asked Fifi.

"No. It's not that. It's his aura. It feels . . . wrong. But I place a finger on why. Especially cause for some reason, I couldn't read his mind. Like, I have a feeling that this may not be the end of this," said Shirley.

After detention, Sweetie flew all the way back to the Duff House. "This is one of the worst days of my life! I, a canary, got in trouble for trying to punish a cat sympathizer and land in detention! What is this world coming to?!" complained Sweetie. She arrived home, where Furrball and Duncan were waiting.

"Had fun in detention, Sweetie?" teased Furrball.

"Shut up, Furrball," retorted Sweetie.

"Where could Elmyra be?" asked Duncan.

"I'm home!" called Elmyra as she walked in.

"Where have you been? Our parents and your teacher have noticed you were gone too long that you missed school," said Duncan.

"I'm sorry. I was trying to catch purple kitty. But I got a new pet instead," said Elmyra. She then pulled out Nermal. "This extremely cute gray kitty!" said Elmyra. She then began to hug Nermal in a killer embrace.

"I've been kidnapped from my real home!" objected Nermal.

"He's such a joker," said Elmyra.

"Oh snap! As if she wasn't happy enough with one cat!" complained Pug.

"If this keeps up, she'll become a crazy cat lady when she grows up," said Sweetie. Both cat haters cringed and shuddered at that thought. Nermal spotted Furrball and growled at him.

"Why are you here?!" asked Nermal.

"Cause she's my owner," said Furrball.

"It's bad enough that I have to live with her! But you living here too, that's even worse! You're one of the reasons why everybody in Muncie hates me now!" said Nermal.

"Oh boo hoo! You brought it on yourself!" said Nermal.

"Why you . . . !" said Nermal.

"Knock it off you two! As long as you're both living in my house, you need to learn to get along. Here, we're one big happy family!" said Elmyra. She then hugged Nermal, Furrball, Sweetie and Pug at once. Furrball burst free and didn't bat an eye at Nermal. Nermal didn't bat an eye at Furrball either.

Very soon, Liz, Garfield and Odie moved to a new home in a city miles away from Muncie. Right now, Garfield was heading for a pizzeria. "At last! No more Nermal! No more Jon! This calls for a celebration! And I think I'll celebrate by taking a truckload of lasagna and pizza!" said Garfield. He laughed as he walked toward the front door, intending to steal the food he wanted. Before he could enter the kitchen, without warning, somebody leapt out and sat on him, squishing him. It was an adult female skunk with white hair and brown eyes who was dressed like a punk girl. She wore a yellow tank top & write bands and jean shorts. "What the? Another skunk protecting a restaurant?!" asked Garfield in a muffled voice.

"That's right. The name's Samantha. Vito told the pizzeria's manager about how you were moving in. So she hired me to make sure you get your food the right way, by paying with money. Allow me to demonstrate what happens to thieves like you," said the skunk girl. The skunk proof glass domes went over the customers' tables before she let unleashed a real stinky one on Garfield. Garfield screamed as the skunk fumes overloaded his nose. One thing's for sure, he wouldn't be able to smell properly for a long time.

(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)

Gag Credits: Today's moral: Skunks make great security for restaurants with their stink.

(Furrball appears and roars to the viewers (think the MGM lion) and apologizes by letting out a soft meow.)

Sneak Peek

On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", Nermal has become Elmyra's newest pet. And he's going to learn the hard way that his vain and cocky attitude and putting others down to make himself cuter only brings him pain and suffering. First, in "Sweetie vs. Nermal", the gray cat and Sweetie wage war in each other to prove who's cuter. Next, in "Mexican Stand Off", Nermal tries to kill Fifi for ruining his life, only for Lightning Rodriguez to come to the skunkette's defense. And finally, in "Slappy Strikes Back", when Nermal hurts Skippy's feelings to make himself look cuter than him, this earns him the wrath of his aunt, Slappy. See all the Nermal bashing comedy in "Everybody Hates Nermal" on "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures".


I hope you got a kick out of reading this crossover with the Garfield Show. Writing this was cathartic cause it gave me the chance to punish Jon Arbuckle and Nermal for being the jerks that they are. I'm not the only one who hates, the majority of fans LOATHE the Garfield Show versions of these two. Sure what happened to Jon was extreme, but he was abusive toward Garfield and Odie and the pain he received is what he deserved. As for what Shirley said about Jon in the end of the story, you'll have to tune in to a later story to find out. For I already have planned about the mystery behind Shirley's words. This won't be the last you'll see of Jon. And as you saw, Nermal is forced to become Elmyra's latest pet. So next episode, he's gonna quickly learn that in Acme Acres, everything WON'T be handed to him on a silver platter. And by having him be the cat get bashed, that means Furrball won't have to be Sweetie's frequent punching bag anymore. Cause unlike Furrball, Nermal deserves the punishment that everybody he provokes will put him through. See you next episode.