Space jam alex, rachel, and rj's adventure chapter 9:

Ch 9: the big game begins/kinda one-sided/rj finds out the truth

(Back up on earth. We see the basketball players all gather up at a local fortune teller to let them know what is happening to them).

(She peers into her crystal ball humming a bit until she sees something).

Fortune teller:

I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a… basketball game against… bugs bunny.

Patrick ewing:

(Whispers) bugs bunny?

Fortune teller:

I also see 3 young kids… being sucked down a golf hole… by furry creatures?

Patrick:

That's it! We are out of here.

(The NBA players leave the fortune teller not believing anything she says).

(The next day we see some tarps go over the basketball stadium as a few men in suits appear in front of the stadium as some reporters demand to know what is going on).

Commissioner:

Alright listen up. After meeting with the members of the health department i can safely now say that until the health and safety of our NBA players is returned to normal or until we can clearly identify their illness there will be no more basketball this season until things are better.

(Everyone in the crowd of people begin arguing over the announcement from the commissioner of basketball).

(Back at the house of our heroes Harvey and Nancy watch in confusion and horror).

Nancy:

Oh my this is awful. Can't the doctors help those poor players?

Harvey:

Not a chance. The doctors did all they could.

(Just then the phone rings and Harvey answers it).

Harvey:

Hello? Yeah this is the coach? Uh huh? Yeah? What? When did this happen? I… (Sighs) I understand. Thank you. (Hangs up).

Nancy:

What's wrong?

Harvey:

That was the coach of the viper team. He heard about what happened… and has decided to move the final match up to tonight.

Nancy:

What? He can't do that.

Harvey:

Yeah he just loves to spite me in our arguments.

Nancy:

But the kids are missing and you can't play with half of a team. What are you gonna do?

Harvey:

Don't worry honey, I'll figure something out. I just hope wherever those kidnappers took our kids, I hope they are safe.

(Back in tuneland all the tunes gather at their basketball stadium to watch the ultimate game for their lives).

(Inside the locker room of the tunes we see everyone getting ready even seeing alex, rj, and rachel getting into their jersey's with their team name the tune squad on them).

Alex:

Wow, I love the name for the team. Nice work rachel.

Rachel:

Oh don't thank me, thank lola for coming up with the name.

Lola bunny:

Figured it sounded pretty good.

Alex:

Well it certainly does.

Rachel:

And thank the patch work done by wile e. Who knew he was so cute and a good tailor.

(Wile e blushes at Rachel's compliment).

Rj:

Okay enough with the mushiness. You guys ready?

Rachel:

(SIghs) ready as i'll ever be i guess.

Alex:

Don't worry. We will do fine, I'm sure. (Walks up to the tunes) you guys ready?

Looney tunes:

Yes sir!

Alex:

Okay then. Let's go.

(They all make their way to the court).

(The stands are filled with all the other looney tunes characters roaring and cheering. As that happens we see swackhammer sitting in his chair above some tunes).

(Inside the announcer's booth we see the announcer fast asleep. Unknown to him we see his microphone being dragged off by 2 mice named hubie and bert).

Bert:

Okie dokie hubie you ready to go?

Hubie:

Yeah, yeah, sure sure. Riot. (Clears his throat and changes his voice to an older gentleman's voice). Ladies and gentlemen. The starting line-up for… the tune squad!

(All the tunes cheer).

Hubie:

Standing 2ft, 4… the wonder from down under… the Tasmanian devil!

(Taz comes spinning out holding 2 balls on his fingertips, knocks the 2 balls into the air and catches them in his mouth, bites down on them forcing them to explode as he spins onto the court).

Hubie:

At small forward, standing an acentilating 3ft, 2… the heartthrob of the hoops… lola bunny!

(Lola comes out dribbling a ball).

Hubie:

At power 4. The quackster of the courts, daffy duck!

Daffy duck:

(Runs out waving) thank you! Thank you!

(Silence).

Daffy duck:

Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.

Hubie:

And then point guard! Standing 3ft, 3, 4ft if you include the ears… co captain of the tune squad, doctor of delight… bugs bunny!

Bugs bunny:

(Comes burrowing out of the gym floor blowing kisses) thank you! Thank you.

Hubie:

And now the players/coaches of the tune squad. At 6ft, 3… 6f, 8…. And 6ft, 2 from roosevelt city… alex, rachel, and rj!

(Alex, Rachel, and rj all run out onto the court with the tunes).

Swackhammer:

Who? Are those 3 looney tunes?

Nerdluck:

(Stammers) well… (Clears throat) perhaps.

(Alex, Rachel, rj, and the tunes gather up and all put their hands in).

Alex:

Alright you guys ready?

Daffy duck:

About to take it to rap jack.

Tweety:

Those monstars will wish they'd never been born.

Rachel:

Just remember guys. Let's go out and have some fun.

Rj:

That and kick their alien butts.

Tunes:

Yeah!

Hubie:

And now. The challengers from the ultimate game… all the way from moron mountain… the monstars!

(The monstars all come running out laughing it up and cheering ready to play).

Rachel:

Welp here we go.

Alex:

Okay let's get out there. Rachel and rj, you 2 go out there with taz, bugs, lola, daffy, and bugs.

Rachel:

Wait me?

Alex:

Yeah Rachel, your starting us off.

Rachel:

B… but i can't i ca…

Alex:

Listen to me rachel. I know your nervous but you are the best of all 3 of us and we need you out there to be your best.

Rachel:

But I can't cause i'm just a girl.

Lola bunny:

(Holds Rachel's shoulder) Well then your gonna need another girl out there to help you then rachel.

Rj:

Come on sis, you can do it.

(Rachel looks at both her brothers and sighs as she and rj go out there with the other tunes).

(Rachel and rj walk up to the monstars as bang stares at her growling).

Bang:

What are you looking at sweet cheeks?

(Pound steps close to Rachel and roars at her but it doesn't phase her but does phase taz who falls back fainting).

(Rj get's up to the center of the court as blanko walks up to him).

Blanko:

(Chuckles) cool shoes.

Rj:

Oh thanks. My dad got them for my birthday.

(Just then marvin the martian walks up with a basketball in his hand looking up at rj and blanko).

Marvin the martian:

Ready?

(As Marvin tosses the ball into the air the horn blares and rj manages to get the ball before blanko does and passes it to bugs).

Bugs bunny:

(Catches the ball and dribbles it) I got it, i got it! I got the ball, I got the ball, I got the ball!

(Bang backhands bugs so hard he hits the bench hard as pound gets the ball and makes a dunk making the score 2 to nothing).

Swackhammer:

Way to go boys! Did ya see the moves on that one?

Alex:

(Picks up bugs) bugs you okay? Speak to me.

Bugs bunny:

(In little kid's voice) i'm only 3 and a half years old.

Alex:

Okay bugs is out for a bit. Change switch. (Joins the others on the court).

(Marvin passes the ball taz who then passes the ball to alex as he dribbles the ball down the court but he is stopped by the monstars who surround him trying to get the ball).

(Alex then passes the ball to daffy who catches it).

Bupkus:

(Points at daffy) the duck!

(The monstars run for daffy, but he quickly passes the ball to granny who is sitting on the bench as the monstars change their target to granny and dogpile her hard).

Granny:

Oh my.

Rj:

Nice job duck.

Daffy duck:

What? She was wide open!

(Pound tosses the ball to nawt who dribbles it past the tunes and tosses it to bupkus who dunks it in).

(As Marvin passes the ball to Rachel she shows confidence and dribbles past pound and bang and goes for a dunk).

Swackhammer:

How did she do that?

Porky:

Nn… nice show m… mrs rachel…

(Nawt slips past porky).

Rachel:

Come on, porky get back on defense.

(Bupkus makes a slam dunk).

Bugs bunny:

(Gets the ball) Alex, catch! (Tosses the ball to Alex).

(As Alex heads to the basket he quickly gets surrounded).

Monstars:

Red light.

Tweety bird:

(Opens his arms) feed me! Feed me!

Sylvester:

(Grabs tweety) feed you? Feed me! (Eats tweety).

(Alex tosses the ball at sylvester and forces him to spit up tweety who falls to the floor and groans).

Tweety bird:

Bad old pussy cat.

Pound:

(Grabs the ball next to tweety) ill take that thank you.

(Rj sees pound and goes for him).

Pound:

Kids don't try this at home! (Jumps over rj and gets a dunk off).

Foghorn leghorn:

(Dibbles the ball down the court) I wish I was in the land of cotton…

Bang:

(Stops foghorn in his tracks). Going somewhere?

Foghorn leghorn:

May I remind you sir that physical violence is dangerous?

(Just then bang opens his mouth and breathes fire on foghorn , nearly burning him to a crisp).

Foghorn leghorn:

Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?

(Rachel comes up and picks through the tunes).

Rachel:

(Spots sniffles). Okay let's go.

Sniffles:

Me? Oh boy! I'm ready, i can do this?

Rj:

What? You picked the mouse? Why would you pick a mouse? I'm the best one in this group!

(Sylvester and wile e laugh).

Rj:

Oh sure, laugh it up fuzzballs.

Sniffles:

(Runs up to blanko) I love basketball. Do you love basketball?

Blanko:

Uh huh.

Sniffles:

I really love basketball. I'm pretty good at basketball.

Blanko:

Right yeah.

Sniffles:

And my mother says to always try your best at everything you d…

(Before sniffles can finish blanko drops the ball on him, flattening him).

(As lola dribbles the ball down the court she gets caught by pound and bang).

Pound:

Try to get by me doll.

Lola bunny:

Doll? (Jumps up and kicks pound in the face multiple times as she makes the dunki).

(The crow cheers for lola).

Lola bunny:

Don't ever call me… (Blows her ears out of her face) doll

Rachel:

(High fives lola) nice shot girlfriend..

Lola bunny:

Thanks rachel.

(Bupkus grabs the ball and dribbles the ball as alex gets in front of bupkus).

(Just then pound sneaks up behind alex wrapping his big arms around alex with his big hand around alex's mouth).

Pound:

Where's your defense boy? Go on bupkus, I got him right here!

Bupkus:
9-1-1! (Makes a dunk).

(The monstars keep making dunks until Marvin fires off his lazer).

Marvin the martian:

Halftime!

(We see that the lazer went straight through Sylvester's chest making a huge hole in his chest).

Tweety bird:

(Flies through sylvesters chest hole) holy pussy cat.

(The tunes make their way to the locker room looking down and depressed).

Sylvester the cat:

Moron mountain, here we come.

Elmer 'fudd:

We're gonna be slaves.

Alex:

Come on guys cheer up. We still got another half to play. I'm sure we can…

(The tunes ignore alex and make there way to the locker room).

Alex:

…win.

Rachel:

Doesn't seem like they are too ecstatic.

Alex:

(Sighs) yeah. Just wish we knew how those aliens got so good at basketball.

Rachel:

Well no time to worry about that now. We gotta rethink our strategy for the 2nd half.

Alex:

Right. Come on rj.

Rj:

Um actually you guys go on ahead i'll catch up with you.

Rachel:

Don't go too far rj okay?

Rj:

Yeah sure (Runs off).

(Alex and rachel make their way to the locker room).

(Meanwhile we see rj inside of the monstars locker room as we get a good look at how dark and dank the entire room is).

Rj:

Yikes. No wonder these guys are rude they are even worse slobs than i am.

(Rj pokes around a bit at some of the lockers).

Rj:

Now there's gotta be something here that can help us figure out why these guys are so good at basketball.

(As rj continues his search he hears a couple of voices and decides to hide in one of the lockers and closes it in front of him).

(As he does that, the monstars come storming into the locker room roughhousing for a bit until swackhammer shows up lighting up a cigar).

Bupkus:

(Whispers) it's the boss.

Monstars:

Hello mr. swackhammer.

Swackhammer:

Alright boys. Not bad for the first half but we gotta keep this up.

Pound:

Hey no problem. We stole the…

Nawt:

(Gets in front of pound) we stole the talents boss from the best players in the nba!

Rj:

(Gasps quietly) the nba? So that's how they are so good at basketball. I gotta go and tell alex and rachel. Just gotta get out of here and sneak out quietly.

(As RJ tries to move he accidentally slips and hits the locker door alerting the others).

Bang:

What was that?

Swackhammer:

(Sniffs the air). I smell something.

Blanko:

(Smells his armpit) umm. We have been playing really hard.

Swackhammer:

Not you, you idiot!

(Just then swackhammer notices rj closes the locker door and tries to quietly leave the room).

Swackhammer:

It's coming from him!

Rj:

(Turns his head and chuckles) hi.

Pound:

Get him!

(The monstars quickly block RJ's exit and surround him, chuckling and growling).

Bang:

Hey, it's the little guy with the other 2 kids.

Swackhammer:

(Walks up to rj and grabs his whole face with his dirty hand examining him) hmmm he looks like a spy.

Rj:

Hey, I'm no spy. But hey if you guys do need one I can totally be a spy for you all. Heh what do ya say fellas?

Swackhammer:

Actually he could send a message to the other team. Boys he's all yours (Walks away).

Pound:

Thanks boss (Smiles sinisterly).

Rj:

Oh crap.

Pound:

(Grabs and holds RJ's face in his hand) come here kid!

(All we can hear is rj's grunts and screams in the locker room as we zoom away from it).

End of chapter.