Muzan was in the middle of a city. He was walking to the TG Hospital.
His demons informed him that there's a man there who was seen with the Blue Spider Lily.
He entered the hospital and walked to the receptionist.
"Hello sir, how can I help you?" She asked.
"I have an appointment with someone." Muzan said.
"Who is it?" She asked.
"It's this man." Muzan pulled out a photo of the head doctor.
She took the photo and inspected it. "He's right there." She looking behind Muzan.
Muzan turned around to see Wonder of U's silloutte walk out of his sight.
'That's him!' Muzan thought.
"Thank you." Muzan said and took the photo and walked towards where he saw Wonder of U.
He was surprised to not see him amongst the crowd. 'Where did he go?' Muzan thought trying to find him.
While he was looking, he saw Wonder of U outside on the sidewalk through a window.
'How did he get there in a few seconds?' Muzan thought and walked out of the hospital.
Muzan ran to where he last saw him. He was surprised to see Wonder of U 50 meters away from where Muzan last saw him. Wonder of U walked out of Muzan's sight again.
'This human isn't normal. He knows I am after him.' Muzan thought as he prepared to dash.
This time Muzan wasn't going to run like some pathetic human. He was going to use his demonic stamina.
In mere moments, Muzan dashed at lightning speeds towards where he last saw him. No one noticed what happened when Muzan ran. They were just hit with a gust of wind.
Muzan looked around the corner and to his surprise once again, Wonder of U was 150 meters away from him, inside a shop.
Muzan didn't notice that there were a less of a crowd.
'What the hell?!' Muzan thought astonished. It was like that man is always out of his reach.
"It seems he's furious." Someone with a moustache said. It was Giyuu.
"He was chasing someone by the looks of it." Obanai said wearing a suit.
Indeed, all the Hashiras have disguised themselves to track Muzan down without having him notice.
But something unexpected even happens...
'Is he even human?!' Muzan thought. Even Yoriichi as an old man could use so much stamina.
"Wait...a human?!" Muzan thought about another possibility about the head doctor as Wonder of U sat down in the shop.
The Hashiras were surprised to see fear and shock written on his face.
"Did he notice us?" Mitsuru said. She was wearing a kimono.
"He is unusually shocked..." Shinobu said with uncertainty.
"Who cares? I want to see his horrified face when we kill him." Sanemi said. He was wearing a hat.
'If he has the flowers and...there might...no he must be a demon...He became a demon like I.' Muzan bit his lip in frustration as veins were popping out.
'He's furious?' Gyomei thought.
'And unlike all the other demons, he must be like me. I would be able to do what he did.' Muzan thought about how he can shapeshift into an old man.
'So he and I must be on equal grounds.' Muzan thought in frustration. This was the first time he would be going against an equal. Yoriichi was superior and everone else was inferior.
As Muzan mused in his thoughts, all the other demon slayers got their blade out.
'How would I fight myself?' Muzan thought. Unlike all the other demons including him, he cannot control the cells of another demom king. Sunlight is the only weakness he can think off.
Someone was approaching Muzan. It was a woman.
"Sheath your blades!" Giyuu ordered out as they did so to hide. They don't want the bystanders to die.
'Atleast Yoriichi and the other demons were killable...If he's a demon than he must hate humans as well...maybe I should be straight forward and ask him.' Muzan thought.
"Hello Muzan!" Someone said as Muzan looked behind to see Tamayo.
"Tamayo?" Muzan asked surprised. He didn't expect to see her here.
'They know eachother?' Some of the Hashiras thought.
"You have some guts coming to greet me." Muzan said. He didn't hate Tamayo. To him she was just another piece of meat.
"I know but I couldn't help but come here to see what made you so frustrated." Tamayo said.
"Well of course I'm frustrated! There's another demon king!" Muzan exclaimed as Tamayo was shocked.
All the Hashiras that were listening were also shocked. It took them centuries to track down Muzan and now there's another?
"What!?" Tamayo voiced her concerns.
"Yes! See over there!" Muzan said pointing towards the shop.
All the demon slayers looked in that direction too.
"Him? The fruit dealer?" Tamayo asked.
"He's a what?" Muzan asked confused.
"He sells fruits." Tamayo said pulling a spiky red fruit out of her pocket.
"He sells those?" Muzan asked as Tamayo bit the fruit.
"It's called the Locacaca. It's a native fruit from the Philippines." Tamayo swallowed the fruit.
"It can do something like...Equivalent Exchange!" Tamayo said as she suddenly headbutt Muzan.
And Muzan's hearts, brains and his flesh starts moving out of his body as does Tamayo's.
'That's the equivalent exchange!' Sanemi along with others thought recognising the progress.
"What?!" Muzan exclaimed in confusion as the equivalent exchange ended and he fell down.
"Well well well..." Tamayo said as she glared down at Muzan.
"Let's go!" Shinobu exclaimed as they all got their swords out.
"Who's the demon king now?" Tamayo asked as her hand turned into a grotesque whip.
'Wait, that's my blood demon art!' Muzan tried to use his but couldn't.
"What happened!?" Muzan exclaimed in confusion. He felt weak.
'Did Tamayo take my abilities!? With the equivalent exchange!? DAMN YOU!' Muzan thought.
Tamayo swiped at Muzan who gets hit by it and gets most of his body obliterated and goes flying.
His head gets cut off by Sanemi. "Ack!" Muzan said in pain.
"Take this!" Gyomei said slamming his spiked ball of Muzan's face.
"Did we do it?" Mitsuru asked.
Meanwhile, Wonder of U was walking as he usually does.
"Calamity, it takes many different forms to bring...the same result." Wonder of U mused.
Tooru Wins!
Tooru doesn't even know who was after him. That's just how broken the stand is.
Anyway, Muzan didn't face similar consequences as the others because it would be nothing to him.
Objects flying towards someone could spell calamity for them but for someone who is built like a tank and heals instantly without delay, that would be nothing.
So something else would be calamitous for Muzan like, losing all his power, the Hashiras ganging up on him, Yoriichi and sunlight.
I was thinking that the whole calamity thing would move the planet a bit quicker and speed up time.
The updates have been slow because of my exams. It will be slower for a while.
A lot of you guys want Anubis in these fights...I'll bring it later.
Anyway, for the next battle...
A familiar person will return, he's the best demon slayer there is! He created the breathing techniques! Even as an old man, he was still deadly! He almost killed Muzan! He is...
Yoriichi Tsugukini
VS
This person...he's the best Jojo! He's the second greatest hamon master! He came back from the dead! He invented the secret Joestar technique! He outsmarted the ultimate lifeform! He is...
Joseph Joestar!
Next time: Joseph Joestar vs Yoriichi Tsugukini!
Next chapter will be long. I'll be brining Prime Yoriichi and old Yoriichi.
I'll also be bringing Part 2 Joseph, Part 3 Joseph, Part 4 Joseph and Part 8 Joseph.
It's going to be tough...I have a feeling one of those scenarios will be like Tanjiro vs Jojo from Death Battle. After all, Yoriichi is refined Tanjiro and Joseph is "refined" Johnathan.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes. Leave your reviews.
