MWF Champion: Jet Black (1)

MWF Superstar Champion: Sora (1)

MWF Tag Team Champions: Billy Butcher (1) & Hughie Campbell (1)

MWF Starlets Champion: Jasmine (1)

MWF Impact Champion: To Be Determined.

Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams plays and the crowd cheers excited for this episode of ShutDown; the go home show before Ruthless Aggression.

At the ring there is a pole with a paddle tied to it; "This is your opening contest of the evening and it's a Paddle on a Pole Match! The winner will be able to reach up and claim the paddle to be able to spank the loser!" said the ring announcer as this match was rescheduled after having originally challenged for the last episode.

Chick Habit by April March plays and out comes skipping Harley Quinn to a mixed reaction; the score is set 1-1 between Harley and this rivalry she started with Wonder Woman acting like a Mickie James esque stalker. She gets a mic and faces the crowd waving.

"Hey y'all; it's the tiebreaker between me and Wondy and while you won't get to see the outfits I had picked out for her if she became my sidekick... You do get to see me beat her once again and then I am going to get that paddle up there and bend her over my knee to show her what a bad girl she has been... In fact why don't I invite some lucky audience members down to the ring to have a go with it!" Harley said with cheers to that.

Glamazon by Jim Johnston plays and out comes Wonder Woman to cheers from the crowd as she looks determined to finally settle this with Harley once and for all.

The bell rings and the match begins and Harley tries to do the mind games by blowing Wonder Woman a kiss but Wonder Woman just goes for a spear and a punch to the face. She then picks Harley up for the Themysciran Slam and pulls her into a greek styled submission hold and after a few minutes Harley ends up tapping out.

"Here is your winner Wonder Woman!" said the ring announcer and Harley gives a pout but then ends up pulling down her shorts to show her black thong to cheers from the crowd as Wonder Woman stares; she goes and gets the paddle but then just snaps it in half; leaving to disappointment from Harley and members of the crowd.


Backstage there is MWF General Manager Rupert Pupkin in his office; "hello everyone, I am MWF GM the legendary King of Comedy himself Rupert Pupkin! I am here to tell you that the 3 superstars in our main event shall be taking part in 3 Pick Your Poison matches! Basically each one of them will be in action tonight: TJ Combo will choose Johnny Cage's opponent, MWF Champion Jet Black will choose TJ Combo's oponnent and finally Jet Black's opponent will be chosen by Johnny Cage.." Pupkin explains as Jeffy enters wearing his non sanctioned SML Championship. "What do you want? It's bad enough I still get bothered by that wolf and zombie freak duo!" Pupkin snaps.

Then following behind Jeffy is Bowser Jr, Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy from the SML YouTube channel. "I hate this disrespect I have been getting! The website keeps refusing to recognise me as SML Champion and so I figured why not make my own faction! I have brought my own faction here to be signed: the Inner Circle Bullet Club Nexus World Order!" Jeffy said.

"Yay; I actually get to be like this again without the human puppet and without the bad company trying to sue us!" Bowser Jr said.

"I thought why not since why not put wrestler among my list of other jobs plus I am behind on alimony to my bitch ex-wife!" Brooklyn T. Guy said.

"The brats wouldn't stop bothering me so this was just to shut them up!" Chef Pee Pee muttered.

"As impressed as I am that you managed to successfully butcher 4 different faction names; I saw this little group as too pathetic to even be allowed on the Free Agents Specials if I was allowed any say in them... You can forget about these losers being signed as I already have another team wanting to be signed in Fright Life." Pupkin said and Jeffy goes into his face and shouted 'uuhhhhh'. "Stop that right here! This discussion is closed and you can find yourself fired if you don't leave right now! We won't be bothered by the loss of you and your phony stupid little belt you probably had your merch manufacturers make for you!" Pupkin snapped as Jeffy then left with the 3.


Gentle Hands (English) by Tomoyi Mitani plays and the crowd cheers as out comes Haseo looking focused in this match.

The Night Begins to Shine by B.E.R. plays and the crowd also cheers as out comes Cyborg looking to get his first win in an official MWF match.

The bell rings and the match begins; it becomes a back and forth match as Haseo's speed and strength can keep up with Cyborg's own cyborg strength. Haseo ends up getting out of a powerbomb and hits the 4th Last Recode off the match and pins him for the 1-2-3!

"Here is your winner Haseo!" said the ring announcer and Haseo has a hand shake with Cyborg as he gets up and Haseo then celebrates his win.


MWF Superstar Champion Sora is then approached from behind by Edelgard Von Hresvelg.

"Well if it isn't the MWF Superstar Champion and great Key Bearer himself; such an honor. I bet my beloved teacher would be impressed by you. I wish you luck in your open challenge gauntlet." Edelgard told him with a smile.

"Uh thanks Edelgard... I know you are Jasmine's challenger for the Starlets Championship so I have to wonder about any ulterior motives..." Sora said as Edelgard chuckled.

"You could do far better than that spoiled princess; she would be nothing without you having to pick up the slab and train her to be something! I however have trained my entire life and would be honored to have you as a personal knight!" Edelgard said as an angry looking MWF Starlets Champion Jasmine comes up to push her aside.

"Quit with the mind games with my boyfriend Edelgard!" Jasmine warned her as Sora took her hand.

"Don't worry Jasmine; I won't let anyone drive a wrench between us or use me." Sora said and Jasmine nodded with a smile as she kissed him.

"Quite but think about this Sora; once I have Jasmine beaten at Ruthless Aggression and have her lying beaten at my feet I would be more than happy to invite you for a victory kiss myself. Who knows; you might prefer lips that haven't willingly kissed an old evil man's lips." Edelgard said as she left and Jasmine glared at her.


I'm Mean by John Wallace plays and the crowd boos as out comes Bluto accompanied by his employer Ransom Drysdale; Bluto looking not happy as in his last match he was utterly humiliated when he lost to Lincoln Loud by submission.

Dynomite by Sir Charles Hughes plays and the crowd cheers as out comes Black Dynamite; set to take on Ransom at Ruthless Aggression for the inaugural MWF Impact Championship.

The bell rings and the match begins; Bluto pounding Black Dynamite with hard punches but Black Dynamite blocks them with his hands and throws his own punches and kicks. Bluto ends up hitting Ransom with a couple of Bluto Bashes followed by pin attempts but Black Dynamite keeps kicking out at 1 counts much to his and Ransom's frustrations. Black Dynamite gets out of another attempts at the Bluto Bash and hits the getting tired Bluto with a series of hard punches and kicks. Ransom gets a steel chair and enters the ring as Black Dynamite gets Bluto down with a kick to the face; Ransom then hits Black Dynamite with the steel chair before Black Dynamite could go for the pin causing the fans to boo and the referee to signal for the bell.

Black Dynamite gets the steel chair away from him and kicks Ransom in the gut before leaving the ring as if he wasn't worth the time; Ransom angrily demands a microphone.

"You think you're so tough? Some sort of smack talking badass? Well I am knocking you down to size at Ruthless Aggression; it will be ME leaving Ruthless Aggression as the first ever MWF Impact Champion! I am long overdue for a Championship here in MWF and you can stick that fact up your ass! In fact eat shit!" Ransom shouted as Black Dynamite just shakes his head not even bothering to face him and the crowd roars with boos.

"Eat shit, shit shit, definitely eat shit, you can all eat shit!" Ransom shouted to the booing crowd as he began pointing at audience members with his free hand replication the most memorable scene of him from his movie Knives Out.


Light Yagami is seen in a dark room; "You all have seen how Bray Wyatt returned to the WWE after his dismissal that some time ago... You sheep may see that as good news but how about him and the others who were routinely let go of the WWE; downsized for extra change in Vince McMahon's bank account who can't even spare health insurance for the performers that make him bank and put their lives on the line for him... Especially after Wyatt was carrying the WWE on his back? Where is the justice? You want true justice? It's still quite a long while back but I assure you... True justice is coming... The winds of change here in the air at MWF... Can you feel it? The start of something new... The beginning of a new dynasty..." Light said quietly as he started laughing and it transfomred iinto his famous maniacal laugh.


Wannabe by the Spice Girls plays and the crowd cheers as out comes the MWF Tag Team Champions; Billy Butcher & Hughie Campbell: the Boys! They enter the ring and Butcher gets a mic.

"5 weeks ago; the 7th episode of ShutDown... What is noteworthy about that particular episode? Could you be kind enough to inform all the fans here Hughie?" Butcher asked.

"Be glad to Butcher; it was the last time the Thunderbolts were here on MWF programming! Before Vendetta, before we even won these belts... Yet this team that hasn't even been in the arena for about over a month now are getting a title shot handed to them!" Hughie answered.

"We checked with the staff tonight and not only are they not here but Kingpin hasn't even made an appearance! Suits us; let the two clowns relax themselves because it will be that much easier to bash their heads in at Ruthless Aggression as we become the longest reigning MWF Tag Team Champions so far!" Butcher said as the crowd cheers.

Then on the titantron it shows Kingpin in an office to boos from the crowd; "If you really must run your stupid mouths; I assure you that for all this time my clients have been hard at work! You see I am here at the Vault prison as I know the warden; helped me make the arrangements to be able to send my clients to compete as MWF superstars! They have been hard at work sparring with the other inmates! Your dreams of becoming the longest reigning Tag Team Champions will be crushed as the belts shall become the latest of trophies in the case in my personal office!" Kingpin said as the crowd continues to boo and Butcher and Hughie stares at him.

"Keep telling yourself that and you might believe it; just like you made yourself believe that you could pull off that Hawaiian shirt from Hawkeye!" Hughie said as the crowd laughs and Kingpin shakes his head.


Haseo is watching this on a monitor; "A rich guy has his clients just handed a tag title shot without even being there for weeks? Any wonder why I find it easy to believe that Drysdale has Pupkin under his payroll?" Haseo asked himself as he is approached by Benoit Blanc. "Let me guess; you want to talk to me like you have done with Lincoln Loud and Travis?" Haseo asked as Benoit nodded.

"Straight to the point and perceptive; quite my style..." Benoit laughs as Haseo then follows him.


Prepare Yourself by the Immortals plays and out comes Johnny Cage looking all cocky and arrogant; one of the competitors in Ruthless Aggression's triple threat match for the MWF Championship. As this Pick Your Poison match; he is set to take on a hand picked oponnent by his rival TJ Combo.

Tom Tom by Holy Fuck plays and the crowd gives silent 'ooohhs' and Cage is freaked out as out comes Omni-Man walking down to the ring. Not only is he set to take on Max Thunderman at Ruthless Aggression; but back at Genesis it was Cage who took Omni-Man's spot in the MWF Championship Chase.

The bell rings and Omni-Man stands stone faced as Cage nervously goes to try and hit the Just Got Caged by Omni-Man ends up picking him up by the throat and hits the Omni-Slam onto him. He then punches at him repeatedly for minutes until the sound of Max Thunderman's voice through a microphone shout "Hey Omni-Man!" Omni-Man sees that at the entrance ramp out comes a machine being pushed by Max Thunderman and on top of it is Dr Colosso; a mad scientist turned into a bunny rabbit who lives with Max in his basement; the less you read into a grown man as an animal living with a teenage boy in his shower the better.

"You don't want me as a student or a tag team partner? Then fine! I don't need you and I am going to beat your sorry butt at Ruthless Aggression! For you see I am an evil genius; one who spent the last week studying sonic devices and built this... Hit the button Dr Colosso!" Max said and Dr Colosso then hits the button creating a high frequency sound causing Omni-Man to cover his ears as Cage low blows him and rolls him up for a 3 count!

"Here is your winner Johnny Cage!" said the ring announcer as Cage celebrates acting as if he won a hard fought victory as the crowd boos; Max laughs at this.

Then the device stops as Max stares at Dr Colosso stunned; "Don't look at me! This is what you get when you power your evil inventions with double A batteries!" the rabbit said as Max then runs away terrified as Omni-Man gathering himself calmly but furiously flies to the machine and smashes it. He then picks up Dr Colosso; "Come on now... We can work something out... You could get into trouble with the MWF Management if they get PETA coming after them for this..." Dr Colosso mutters as Omni-Man then throws him flying towards the roof at high speed creating a hall as Dr Colosso screams as he continues flying. Omni-Man then gives chase backstage.


Betty Brant is with Naruto Uzumaki; "Betty Brant here with Naruto Uzumaki who requested this time as I believe he has accepted a spot in the MWF Superstar Championship Gauntlet match at Ruthless Aggression." Betty said as Naruto nods.

"That's right; I know things have been slow for me so far and Sora is no doubt a fierce hero and a tough fighting Champion but I have been training my life to fight as a ninja; to become the Hokage for my village's respect! My ninja skills will allow me to outlast the 5 other competitors and be the next MWF Superstar Champion: Believe It!" Naruto said striking a pose.


I'm Back (To Rise) by Mick Gordon plays and the crowd cheers as out comes TJ Combo making his boxing styled entrance as he is here for his Pick Your Poison Match against Jet Black's hand picked opponent.

This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage plays and the crowd cheers as out comes MWF Superstar Champion Sora; he waves to the crowd wearing the Championship and nods at TJ's direction.

The bell rings and the match begins and it is a back and forth match against TJ's boxing style and punches and Sora's own speed and strength. Sora hits a 2nd Keyblade Driver onto TJ and pins him for the 1-2 but TJ barely manages to kick out. Sora goes to gather his strength but TJ gets up and starts hitting Sora hard with his punches and then hits the Ultra Combo onto Sora and pins him for the 3 count!

"Here is your winner TJ Combo!" said the ring announcer as TJ helps Sora up who gives him a thumbs up and TJ then holds his hand up for this hard fought match.


Omni-Man is seen running through the backstage area trying to find Max Thunderman where he finds Thor Odinson as seen in the upcoming God of War: Ragnarok game. "Did Thor from Avengers: Endgame die his hair?" Omni-Man questioned.

"Like I haven't heard that before... I am here to talk to MWF's management about the careers of my son after Magni beats that disappointment in their upcoming unsanctioned match. You know you look like a calm and reasonable person... Are you a calm and reasonable person?" Thor asks as Omni-Man tosses him aside and goes on.


"This is your main event of the evening and it is a non title Pick Your Poison match scheduled for one fall!" said the ring announcer.

The lights go out and the crowd cheers as Tank! by the Seatbelts plays.

I think it's time we blow this scene,

Get everybody and the stuff together,

Okay, three, two, one, let's jam!

A spotlight is shined on the entrance ramp as out comes MWF Champion Jet Black who makes his way to the ring; there to face Johnny Cage's hand picked oponnent for him. The lights go on as he waits for said opponent.

Marvelous Me by Dale Oliver plays and the crowd boos as out comes Gaston making some arrogant strongman poses with Lefou following behind him clapping for him.

The bell rings and the match begins; Gaston then makes some arrogant poses as he goes for some strong brutal punches but Jet fights back easily as Gaston gets more frustrated. Jet easily kicks out of a pin attempt and hits the Black Dog onto Gaston, he goes for the pin but at 2 Lefou gets Gaston's foot onto the bottom rope to get it broken out.

Jet and Gaston continue brawling but out from the crowd comes Johnny Cage who ends up getting a steel chair and is waiting for an opening. However out from the crowd is TJ Combo who grabs the steel chair from Cage and hits him with it as Jet easily breaks out of a Masterlock attempt from Gaston. Jet then starts punching at Gaston as Lefou tries to get the steel chair from TJ only to be hit, distracting Gaston as he is hit by Jet with the Black Dog. Jet then pins him for the 1-2-3!

"Here is your winner Jet Black!" said the ring announcer as TJ claps for Jet but enters the ring to have a face off with Jet as he is handed the title belt and Cage soon enters looking like he will take any excuse to have this turn into a fight. The 3 then has stare off as the show comes to a close.

Results

Wonder Woman defeated Harley Quinn in a Paddle on a Pole Match via submission

Haseo defeated Cyborg

Black Dynamite defeated Bluto via disqualification

Johnny Cage defeated Omni-Man in a Pick Your Poison match

TJ Combo defeated Sora in a Pick Your Poison non-title match

Jet Black defeated Gaston in a Pick Your Poison non-title match