"Skip You, Draw 2, Draw 4, Draw 4, Draw 4, Uno out."

"WHY DO YOU KEEP WINNING?! YOU BARELY CAN EVEN READ!"

"Kiba don't insult me just because you are bad at the game. I'm just amazing 'tebayo."

"You can't beat me shithead."

"Thats because you punch me everytime I make you draw 4. Its basically combat training when I play with you Tayuya."

"Wuss. Go cry to your mama."

"...I dont have a mom Tayuya..."

"...Sorry."

"Its fine."

"Too soon?"

"Bruh."

Oh Naruto - sama, how amazing it feels to even be in your presence during lunch.

Even if I have to share it with Dog breath and Man lady.

"REMATCH!"

"Eh maybe another time. I'm bored of winning Kiba."

"Naruto I swear to God I will kick you in the face if you dont rematch me."

"Oh yea, well not if I kick you in the face FIRST!"

"BRING IT ON DWARF!"

"ITS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT YOU FUCKING CAT!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

"Oh my bad Kiba. How careless of me to say such things."

"...Ok well if you mean it then its fine-"

"Merawr."

"I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!"

Every day since Naruto's birthday party, Kiba has been challenging my beloved to UNO games.

Its been a week and Naruto has won every single time. This isnt surprising because Naruto is amazing in every way shape and form.

But what is surprising is Kiba's persistence.

He keeps being beat by Naruto-sama and he keeps coming back for more.

To be honest that actually sounds nice.

"Hey you jerks! Keep it down over here!"

said bitchface and her friend forgetmelots walking over to us.

"Oh Hi Sakura - chan!" Naruto positively beamed at her.

But Naruto she just called us loser...

Dont be blinded by your crush for her!

She smiled back teasingly.

"How are you enjoying my present naru-baka?"

"I LOVE IT!"

CAN YOU LOVE ME INSTEAD?!

"Hey Pinkie, if you ever head butted a charging rhino...i think the rhino would just straight up die."

"Tayuya don't be rude to Sakura-chan!"

But did she lie tho?

"But did I lie tho?"

Tayuya is literally my spirit animal.

"Sakura ignore the remarks from the classless beast. She doesn't have thr capacity to understand civility."

Oh i completely forgot about forgetmelots- I mean Ami.

"Listen whoever you are. I dont know what you just said but you can fuck off aswell."

"We have been in the same class for months now Tayuya."

"Lies. Ive never seen you in my life."

"Tayuya you sit in the row below her." Kiba added.

"Really? Wow. She must not be important then."

"I'm so over this conversation. Lets go Sakura."

"kay. Bye Naruto! And others..." Sakura waved and walked away with Ami.

Why is she being so friggin nice to Naruto all of a sudden?

It doesn't add up.

Her hanging out with Ami isnt that much of a stretch because we are preteen girls who crave any form of attention

But being nice to Naruto, who she hated with the burning passion of 1 million suns is pretty sus if you ask me.

I wish Naruto would see through her bullshit. Shes so fake it hurts.

Like her smile literally causes me pain.

"Bye Sakura-chan!" My beloved exuberantly shouted.

"Could you be any more pathetic? She will never go out with a blonde retard. Especially if you're related to me."

"Tayuya you insulted me and yourself at the same time."

"Pfft! It's more of a compliment. I wouldn't want any family involved with that walking blimp head.

Preach Tayuya, Preach

"I have a better chance with Sakura anyway loser."

"Kiba you have a better of finding where Gol D. Roger left his treasure and figuring out wat happened during the void century."

"Ino what does that even mean?"

It means you will never be with Sakura you fucking uncultured swine. How do you not know One Piece?

TEAM BUGGY FOREVER!

"Ano...Iruka - Sensei is about to start class...s-so you guys should start to head back now..."

Well well well if it isn't Hinata Hyuuga the resident shy girl/psychotic crazy second best Naruto worshipper

Me being the first.

She eyed me for a moment.

"Ino-san...I'm looking forward to our next etiquette session."

"You are huh...I wish I was." I said rolling my eyes.

Although I rolled my eyes, she knew I was expecting her to come over tonight.

We had a sort of code language when we needed to discuss anything important.

Important as in Naruto-sama related.

I wonder what she wants to discuss now though

Guess I'll find out tonight


AN - GOOD LORD IM STILL ALIVE?

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