Welcome to another lewd chapter!

Vaggie understood that Charlie wanted to help Max with his…pent up problem, she gave her consent after all. Honestly if it were anyone else trying to touch her beloved she would have impaled them. Unfortunately, even if she felt she could trust Max after everything he's done to prove he's a good friend, she couldn't help but still be protective of Charlie.

She thought being within earshot would be a good plan to make sure Max doesn't go too far, but all it did was show her that he was quite respectful of Chariie, and if anything the princess was the more corruptive one strangely enough…well, if one could call an introduction into a healthy sex life corruptive. Worse though, by constantly hearing the two in the act, she couldn't help but feel herself getting aroused too…for Charlie obviously! Sure she can admit that Max is easy on the eyes, but it's not like she's attracted to him…right?

She wanted to find a way to put an end to this sexual relationship but keep both of them happy. She didn't want to risk Max taking up so much of Charlie's time when she still had the hotel to run. She considered asking Angel to take over Charlie's place, but seeing how new Max still was to the sexual side of the world, Angel would probably eat him up like the spider demon he is.

She even considered Niffty after noticing Charlie encouraging him to look at her butt, although she didn't appreciate Charlie commenting about her own butt…she quickly glances at her own rear and sighs before admitting that yes, the ass was phat. While Niffty could be of help, she too had a lot on her schedule already for cleaning such a large hotel.

No, if she wanted someone to take Max out of Charlie's hands, then…then she'll just have to do it herself! It's not like she WANTS to do this, it's just that she's the only option. It probably wouldn't be so bad either, he thankfully seemed uneasy about giving up his virginity yet, so maybe she can just help him cum by letting him jerk off to her butt. She's sure he'd probably fap over and over once given permission. If that's not enough, then she guesses using her hand wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, just gotta be careful where he ends up cumming, wouldn't want it all over her face…"Y-yeah, that'd be awful." She thinks to herself, shaking her head and trying to keep her focus.

If neither were enough, then she had one more option. She heard him talk about that hotdogging thing, (note to self, ask Charlie permission to use a toy and experiment hotdogging her butt and see if she squirts.) so maybe if she did that for him, then he'd end up satisfied. Sure it meant she'd likely end up with hot cum all over her ass and lower back, that thick sticky seed that he kept covering Charlie with and for some reason it mixed well with her scent…"I-it's just the sacrifice I'm willing to make!"


"GLK GLK POP, fuck Maxxie.~" Vaggie was just about to knock on Max's door to begin her negotiations, only to freeze as she heard the noisy dick sucking coming from behind it. Noticing the door was somewhat ajar, she couldn't resist the temptation to peek inside.

"This is your third time today! I don't know if I can keep swallowing your cu-" SPLURT SPLURT "Aaah!~ It's everywhere!~" She sees inside is the lewd sight of Charlie with her hair slightly disheveled, make up running, and cheeks puffed out and likely filled with his cum, all the while Max's saliva coated dick rests on top of her happy cum coated face. Her white top unbuttoned enough to let her magnificently huge boobs that look a tad bigger than she remembered, spill out and give a little tantalizing bounce with every breath she takes,Vaggie feeling her thighs instinctively rub together.

Charlie audibly gulps down whatever cum ended up in her mouth before letting out a content sigh. "You really seem to love using my mouth today.~ Feeling extra pent up?" Charlie asks in a knowing tone of voice as she gives his balls a big smooch, leaving behind some of her black lipstick in a lewd kiss mark.

Max was panting softly, one hand petting her head in an adoring manner while the other was in a clenched fist as if he was trying to hold back greatly. "I don't know if I should share…but I guess if I have to confide in anyone, I can always trust you," He sighs before he begins to explain. "I went to bed last night feeling relaxed, only to end up with a very vivid wet dream. Worst part is, I can't remember what happened at all, just different familiar sensations of things we did together, but nothing I could clearly see. All know is it left me really hard this morning and I really needed to cum. Your mouth is just magical though, it helps me cum so hard and so fast, so please bear with me.~"

"Oh sweet baby boy.~" She gives a small pout before smooching his cock.

"D-don't call me that please." He quickly mutters, unsure if he would like being called that more often and not in a hurry to find out, eliciting a giggle from Charlie before she continues.

"If you end up feeling so horny, you should have come to my room immediately! Look at what holding back has done to you, you must be in a lot of pain…maybe I should have you move rooms, I wonder if you'd like being my new neighbor.~"

It was at this moment that Vaggie finally couldn't stay quiet. "Hold it!"

The intimate duo freeze at the sound of that familiar voice, the grey moth demon finally stepping inside with a scowl on her red face. They were right to assume the red was from anger, but Vaggie wasn't entirely sure herself.

"Vaggie! I uh, I didn't know you needed to see Max today!" Charlie laughs awkwardly. She knew she shouldn't be ashamed, everyone agreed to this, but it's still kinda awkward…

"I'm so sorry you had to see this Vaggie, I mean I'm sure Charlie's body looks fantastic, but you're probably disgusted by mine." Max was quick to cover himself with a nearby pillow.

"…I wouldn't say disgusted." Vaggie mumbled, too quiet for the others to hear before she shook her head. "We need to talk." A sentence no one liked to hear.

"Now, I'm not upset over Charlie helping you Max…okay I'm a little upset, but I can look past it. What's bothering me is that you've been taking up too much of Charlie's time!" She frowns at Max, the poor young man looking away shamefully.

"Wait wait wait! It's not his fault!" Charlie interrupts before hugging Max, the human blushing hard as her hug causes his face to end up shoved between her huge breasts. "Maxxie has been so pent up!"

"I know, I heard. I just don't get how after cumming three times, he's not done for a day or two! I mean it's ridiculous!" She huffs as she moves the pillow off of Max's lap, Max letting out a small noise of surprise as his stiff cock was free to stand up straight.

Charlie is unable to help herself as she licks her lips and moves her hand to touch his cock again, only for her hands to be lightly smacked by Vaggie. "No! No more Charlie, you keep spending too much time on making him cum."

"B-but, then who will help Max? You felt how the perfume affected us all, he was in so much pain, I can't let that happen again!"

"Ugh, don't remind me of that stupid perfume…and I never said we were gonna leave him in pain. Instead of you constantly helping him and making you too busy…I'll do it instead!"

"WHAT!?" The two yell out in surprise.

"…w-what? Think I don't have what it takes?!" She looks at Charlie before turning to Max. "Or am I not good enough for you?!"

"I-it's not that, you're the toughest person I know!" Charlie answered.

"N-not at all, you're absolutely gorgeous Vaggie! If anything I just feel really bad when I stare because I know you wouldn't like it." Max responds only to quickly put a hand over his mouth, wishing he could take the words back.

"…Hmph…so you stare at me?" Vaggie asks, trying to hide how shy she was feeling. "…where? And be honest or I'll-"

"I stare at your butt a lot!" Max admits shamefully, his face red as he began to add to it. "It's wrong but when you walk your butt shakes so nicely while your clothes cling to it, it's just so big and round!" He felt so embarrassed, but he needed to be truthful with her.

"…though, it's not to say I only stare there." He continues. "Your face is very beautiful too, many times I wished I could just hold your face in my hands and pepper it in kisses. Even your missing eye, I just wanna kiss that pink X and show you that no matter what you may be missing or how much you're hurt, you're still loved and adored, whether it's me or Charlie, we can't get enough of you." He finishes, red in the face and looking away, too shy to look her in the eye.

"Aaaawe, that was so sweet of you Max! I'm almost jealous.~" Charlie giggles sweetly before giving Max a little pat on top of the head. "Never knew you were such a smooth talker, I think you stunned Vaggie."

Vaggie was certainly stunned, her whole face red from Max's surprising honesty. "T-talk is cheap! I-I won't be satisfied with some honeyed words. If you think I'm as hot as you say, then prove it! P-place your hand on your dick and start stroking. If you cum because of me, then I'll believe you. And no helping him Charlie!"

Max only nods his head, still quite embarrassed but doing as she said and wrapping one hand around his cock and slowly stroking it up and down, having almost forgotten how it felt to masturbate with Charlie jerking him off instead these past few days.

"Hmm, I don't know if that'll be enough Vaggie, I might have spoiled him with my touch…oh I know!" Getting closer to her girlfriend, she turns her around and lifts up the back of her skirt, revealing her thick gray asscheeks.

"Hey! What are you-?" She's red in the face again only to be cut off as she sees Max, the lustful look in his eyes as he's jerking himself off faster.

"Fuck, why do you gotta have such a fat ass?~" He asks as he can't stop his hand's movements, the sight of her round bubbly backside being seared into his mind.

"S-shut up, it's not like I wanted to have a big butt! I can't believe you like this, you're not telling me you get horny just from this do you?" She was about to continue before Charlie whispers in her ear. "What? Twerking? You mean I should shake my ass for him?!" She huffs and looks over her shoulder at Max, giving her hips a shake side to side, her movements causing her large cheeks to wobble and bounce enticingly.. "Is this what you want, you handsome pervert?"

"Handsome?" Charlie asks curiously with a slight bit of hope in her voice.

"I-I never said that!" She lied before focusing her efforts on making her thick bubblebutt bounce up and down, Max furiously fapping at the sight, going so hard that it was audible. "I can't believe this, you just keep stroking your cock so hard…hurry up and cum will you!" She pleads as she can feel herself slightly enjoying this.

"But Vaggie, where is he supposed to cum?~ Don't tell me you're gonna make him cum on the floor and make Niffty clean it up?" Charlie asks as she turns and winks at Max, the horny human getting so close to his orgasm.

"T-then…then he can cum on my ass!" She yells out, her face red as she twerks even faster, her thick rear wobbling and clapping so lewdly in front of the human. Every ripple and jiggle he can see just further hastening his approaching climax!

It was only a few more strokes before he finally came, a groan leaving Max as he finally cums, releasing thick sticky ropes of cum all over Vaggie's huge butt, the demon moaning as she feels the warm cream splatter all over her rear, slowly changing it from gray to white with his first orgasm just for her.

"Oh wow~ It's so hot getting to see him cum like this, he only used his hand but your butt helped him cum so much!~" Charlie cheerily smiles as she gets in front of the panting Vaggie and cups her face in her hands before eagerly planting a big kiss right on her lips, the moth demon happily reciprocating.

Max barely suppressed a whimper from escaping him as the two beauties made out, his cock still hard despite having cum just seconds ago. "W-why do these two have to be so hot but in a relationship?" He gripes as he can feel his hand stroking himself again.

Charlie soon breaks the kiss and nuzzles her cheek against Vaggie's before looking at Max and lifting a hand to beckon him closer with a finger. As if in a trance, Max eagerly obeyed and walked closer and closer until he was right behind Vaggie, his cock barely millimeters away from her thicc booty. "Don't you wanna put it in Maxxie?~" Charlie asks, surprising the two of them.

"WHAT?!" Vaggie nearly screams, her face going red as she tries to move out of the way, but Charlie is holding her in place and her struggles only made her bubblebutt bounce and jiggle more enticingly.

"Don't worry Vaggie, you can trust Max to be gentle, won't you Maxxie?~" She gives Vaggie's ass a firm smack, making the demon moan loudly as her rear wobbles from the impact. Vaggie was unable to think straight, her conflicting feelings about Max, her love of Charlie, and the lust making her thoughts foggy, she just couldn't build up the strength to say no. "Go ahead Max, give her a nice deep dick-" SLAP "-ING!" Charlie cries out with a squeak as suddenly her rear is feeling a wonderful yet familiar pain, her thighs squeezing together as she tries not to get lost in the pleasure. The two girls look at Max to see a shadow covering his eyes and his palm up.

"…I'm sorry for spanking you without your permission Charlie, but I'm worried that you're getting too caught up in the lust. You know I'm still a little nervous about my first time, and Vaggie hasn't given her full consent right? I don't want to get caught up in the heat of the moment and risk hurting her." Max says in a firm tone of voice, momentarily forgetting his lust to remember what's important.

"I…you're right Max." Charlie's head drops as she looks down at Vaggie who was looking away, unable to meet anyone's eyes. "I'm so sorry Vaggie. I-I was so busy thinking of making the two people I care so much about both feel really good, I forgot to properly check on what you two want. I hope you two can forgive me…" She bows her head shamefully, only to feel a hand on her blonde head pet her gently.

Max smiles at her softly before answering. "Don't worry, I forgive you Charlie." He then looks to Vaggie, who seemed deep in thought before realizing the two were staring at her.

"…I love you so much Charlie, so I'm willing to forgive you…IF…you help me through this next part." The two look at her curiously as she suddenly turns around and gets on her knees, looking at Max's cock like she was staring down some one eyed monster. "I-I agree with Max, I won't let this thing ruin my ass. I trust him, but I won't do what I don't like."

"That's all you have to say Vaggie, I'll happily respect your wishes just like you respect mine." Max smiles down at her, about to move away only to shudder as he suddenly feels Vaggie's warm breath caress his shaft as her face seems closer than before.

"H-however…I'm willing to try one thing. But this is as far as I'll go!" Vaggie bravely says with determination on her face, Charlie looking absolutely gleeful as she scoots next to her lover and gets on her knees before holding her hand.

"A-are you sure about this Vaggie? I swear you don't have to use your mouth if you don't want to." Max says, giving her another chance to back out.

"S-shush! Don't make me lose my focus…" She huffs as she glances up at him, her eye meeting his and making her blush before she returns her focus to his cock and takes a breath, holding Charlie's hand a little tighter before she shuts her eye tight, puckers up her lips, and gives the tip a big long smooch.

"Ah!~" Max couldn't help but let out a little gasp, not expecting how different her mouth was to Charlie's, but still so amazing, the way her lips mashed against the sensitive head and made his legs tremble.

"You're doing wonderful Vaggie! Max really likes kisses like that.~" Charlie giggles before giving her girlfriend's hand a little reassuring squeeze. Soon enough Vaggie pulls away, panting softly as she tries not to focus on the slightly salty taste on her lips.

"W-what is this taste?" She asks herself quietly as she opens her eye a little, seeing Max's blushing flustered face and his cock pulsating and beginning to leak precum. Feeling more confident, she moves forward again and slowly opens up her mouth before finally taking the tip inside.

"Oh Vaggie!~" Max cries out, clenching his fists as he has to resist grabbing at her hair, instead just staying still as her lovely mouth takes its time trying to get used to the taste and girth filling her mouth.

"That's it Vaggie, slow and steady. Remember to breathe through your nose, and don't be afraid to use your tongue to pleasure him.~ Here I'll help!" Charlie eagerly moved her face until Max's balls were right in smooching range, then she helped herself as she placed a big wet kiss right on one of his heavy balls, leaving behind some of her lipstick and making Max squirm.

"G-girls, please~ If you both keep using those amazing mouths on me, I'll be cumming hard in no time!" Max warns them, the poor human barely able to think straight.

Vaggie hears his warning once she has about half of his cock in her mouth. Not wanting to risk choking on his cum and happy to give her inexperienced jaw a break, she slowly pulls back. Charlie continued giving his balls several sloppy kisses even after his warning, intent on making sure he cums plenty before she pulls away and presses her cheek against Vaggie's.

"Here comes the fun part, Vaggie!" Charlie was certainly excited, her free hand moving up to stroke Max's cock. "You don't have to get a facial if you don't want to-"

"No! I-I mean, I can handle it! If I can take him cumming all over my ass, then I can handle it on my face." She grits her teeth, not wanting to give up now as her free hand joins Charlie, the two working in tandem to jerk off every last inch of his throbbing cock, Charlie stroking from the middle to the base, and Vaggie focusing on the middle to tip.

"Cum for us Max!" The two say in unison, Max stunned with pleasure as he sees both of their beautiful faces pressed together awaiting his seed.

"V-Vaggie! Charlie!" He cries out their names as he finally cums, his cock as stiff as possible as he releases another orgasm just for the two of them to enjoy, hot sticky cream splattering all over Vaggie and Charlie's faces. Vaggie felt so many emotions go through her, shock out how much landed on her face, a little disgust from the texture of the strange foreign substance on her skin, and a lot of lust mixed with confusion due to how much she surprisingly enjoyed it. Charlie was much easier to read though, she was absolutely ecstatic, just pure bliss over getting another messy facial once again from her favorite human.

"Oh fuck~ I-I'm worried I'm gonna be addicted to you girls, you're absolutely wonderful.~" He says in a lustful daze, Vaggie blushing as she tries to figure out how to clean up.

"Mmm~ Allow me.~" Charlie was more than happy to get close to her girlfriend and start licking up the cum off her face, leaving her a blushing mess. "Hehehe~ from gray to white, then white to red, you're so colorful Vaggie.~"

"K-knock it off…" Vaggie weakly protests as she's licked clean. "Ahem, so Max, from now on instead of just relying on Charlie, you will now rely on me for assistance in orgasming too."

"W-wait what?! I mean I appreciate it Vaggie, I really do, but are you sure you wanna do this?"

"I'm sure. This…was admittedly more fun than I I thought. A-and this way you won't be tiring out Charlie."

"Or…" Charlie intervenes with a smug smile. "We can work together to tire him out.~" The two glance at Max, the human unsure whether to feel lucky or…oh who was he kidding, he felt absolutely blessed to get to spend such intimate time with these lovely ladies.


Things are looking good for Max, but in the next chapter things aren't gonna be as fun if he's not careful. Oh and before the chapter ends, I thought I'd share a semi canon Omake with some slasher vibes to it since it's the spooky month. Enjoy!


Semi Canon Omake

"Alrighty everyone, the kitchen is a mess so I'm ordering a pizza for dinner. Any toppings you guys want?" Charlie asks as she takes out a pen and notepad to keep track of requests.

"I'm a plain cheese guy myself." Max comments as he focuses on cleaning some of the dishes, taking a rolling pin and smacking a tentacle that was getting a little handsy with him. "Can we get some breadsticks or garlic knots too?"

"Sure thing." Charlie nods her head before writing it down. "I'll personally get some pineapple on top."

"You can put pineapple on pizza?" Niffty asks as she helps out Max with the cleaning. "How did the kitchen get so messy in the first place? Oh and olives for me please."

"You can blame a certain radio demon for that." Husk grumbles. "Apparently he was making a deal with someone but things went south real fast. I'll take some anchovies by the way."

"You'd think someone with incredible power would have more control over it and make less of a mess." Vaggie criticizes as she has a spear ready, thrusting it through another errant eldritch looking tentacle. "Oh right uh, I'll just go with pepperoni."

"Pfft, really going for the most basic option." Angel jokes as a tentacle goes near him, only for Angel to wink at it and it suddenly backs away nervously.

"Well sorry, not all of us like jizz on our food!" Vaggie retaliates.

"Don't knock it until you try it. Speaking of which, I'll have some sausage on mine."

"Right, okay so plain cheese, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, and sausage. Just gotta make sure to emphasize that the meat is cannibalism free." Charlie nonchalantly reminds herself.

"Um, excuse me?" Max asks, confused and somewhat disturbed.

"Oh right um, this pizza place makes good pizza, but in order to expand its demographic it's started selling demon meat to its cannibal audience." Charlie explains before Max fake gags.

"Now hold on, aren't you forgetting about someone?" Alastor's voice is heard but no one can see him. Max looks around for the source and looks into a cupboard, yelling out in fear as he sees the demon looking at him while somehow folding his body to hide inside the small space.

"Fucking hell Al, get your spooky butt out of there!" Max demands before the demon scuttles out, his bones audibly cracking as he unfolds himself before standing up straight.

"Now if there is truly a cannibalism option, then I don't see the harm in ordering a piece of the pie like that."

"Really? You see nothing wrong with someone being cut up and served to you on a disc of dough, tomato sauce, and cheese?" Max asks with an unamused look on his face.

"Fine fine…is there a gluten free option?" Alastor asks, Max unsure if the demon was serious or just messing with him further.

"Ugh, I can forgive pineapple on pizza." Max jokes.

"Hey!" Charlie pouts.

"But human meat? I mean it guess it's demon meat but whatever, it's still another walking talking creature you're eating." The others nod as Max speaks while Alastor just smiles uncaring. "Besides, it's not even that good." They began to nod only to suddenly freeze.

"You, you what?" Vaggie asks carefully only for Max to freeze.

"Okay look, before everyone jumps to conclusions, I didn't know it was human meat."

"What do you mean, you didn't know it was human meat?" Vaggie asks incredulously.

Max tries to explain only for Alastor to put a hand on the human's shoulders. "My my, sounds like you have quite the story for us." Alastor insists, eager to hear how Max committed such a sin.

"Look it's a long story, I don't know if we even have the time for it." Max protests.

"Well I still gotta order the pizza, and delivery for it should take under 30 minutes, but that's not accounting the time it'll take for them to cook." Charlie informs much to Max's displeasure.

"I mean, that's true, but I still gotta help clean the kitchen!" Max quickly adds, once again a tentacle wrapping around his arm, the human shuddering from the slimy cold embrace.

"Oh that mess? An easy fix!" Alastor waves it off as with a snap of his finger, the entire kitchen is left spotless.

"W-wha, how did you…you motherfucker you could have cleaned it this whole time!?" Max yells only for Alastor to pull out a seat and sit down, his hands clasped as he waits for the story. Max looks around the room, the other demons of the hotel looking at him with varying degrees of interest. Max sighs before taking a seat. "Fine, fine. This was years ago and was a bit of a mess so bear with me if I misremember some things."

"I believe I was 18 at the time, I got my GED not too long ago and was spending my time doing odd jobs…"


Flashback

I was given a job to hunt some wild boar near a town, apparently they were an invasive species and were killing out some of the natural fauna living there. The townsfolk warned me to be careful while hunting. I said I knew to be careful around boars, they're some tough bastards. But they insisted the boars weren't the biggest problem. Apparently people have been going missing, the weirdest thing being that no bodies have been found. With the warning in mind, I set off to do my job.

It wasn't too hard tracking the destructive swine, they have a bad habit of leaving a trail of ruined nests, some even killing and eating deer. They get pretty big too, some the size of a brown bear, thankfully the ones I encountered weren't all that big. Still, 400 pounds barreling at you is still quite dangerous, but my dad taught me everything he knew about knife hunting.

"Wait, knife hunting?" Niffty asks, momentarily interrupting Max.

"It's exactly what it sounds like, hunting animals with a knife. My dad considered guns to be unsporting. He always preferred his fights to be up close and personal. So of course he went out of his way to teach me how to hunt and fight with a knife, or even with my bare hands if necessarily." Max reminisced somewhat bitterly before shaking his head. "So yeah, I would use only a knife when hunting the boars. They had tough hides, but a good slice at the legs and a final blow to the throat, it wasn't anything too difficult for me." Max explained before he continued his story.

With two boar dead, I planned to try and hunt down at least one more. I hung the dead ones up on some nearby trees and left them to bleed out while I went looking for the last one. Turns out, I wasn't the only hunter out in the woods. I ended up coming across a heavily bearded man holding a bloody ax. I wasn't one to judge what type of hunting weapons people used, instead I complimented him on his choice of weapon. He seemed surprised by my nonchalance, only to then notice my own bloody knife and clothing. I joked that sometimes my kills get quite messy and he seemed to ease up. Before I could ask him if he'd been hunting boars too, the man was suddenly shot in the shoulder!

I quickly dove for cover while the bearded man moved behind a tree, hissing in pain. I considered that the shooter was likely the cause of the missing people, and decided to take matters into my own hands. Taking into account where the bullet hit my fellow hunter, I took advantage of nearby foliage to keep hidden as I snuck up on the shooter. They seemed quite rattled, having trouble reloading their gun, almost like they never used it before or weren't used to using it in this kind of situation, but I didn't have the time to think about things like that, and instead darted toward them before delivering a quick slice to the throat. I didn't like having to take another life, but I couldn't risk losing the element of surprise by talking, and chose to instead end things quickly.

I probably should have called the police afterwards, but I was too concerned about the hunter instead. With the shooter dead, I reunited with the bearded ax wielder and told him of the decision I made. The hunter was happy to hear it, and even invited me over to have dinner with his family as thanks. I was reluctant to refuse, not wanting to turn down an offer for free food, but I told him of my other kills still hanging in the woods. He simply replied that we could collect them later. Apparently he was impressed by my knife hunting and quick decision to kill, thinking I could be a good influence on his kids.

Soon enough we reached a cozy looking log cabin about a mile from the town. Inside the hunter introduced me to his wife and two kids, a daughter a couple years my junior and son less than half my age. They were quite kind, the wife immediately patching up the hunter's hurt shoulder while the kids eagerly were sent off to collect their dad's kill. I offered to go with them to help, but they assured me that as their guest I shouldn't have to do the hard work.

At first I thought this family was perfect, they were so kind to each other and greeted a stranger like me with open arms, so many times I thought to myself that the world would be a better place with more people like them. Then came dinner time. They saved me a seat at the table as they prepared plates of mashed potatoes, fresh looking veggies, and the strangest meat I've ever seen. They eagerly encouraged me to dig in. I thought I was just overthinking the look of the meat, but the second I cut into it and took a bite, I nearly vomited. It had to be some of the worst tasting meat I ever had in my mouth.

"Angel quit snickering!" Max points at the demon who was failing to hide his laughter.

"I didn't say anything.~" He responded innocently.

"So anyways…" Max continued "Yeah, worst meat ever, but I couldn't just insult their cooking by spitting it out, so I choked it down. After I swallowed it, I asked if the animal they butchered for the meat was sick or something, only for them to look at me confused. I explained how it tasted nothing like I've ever had, and I've eaten bear meat."

"Wait really?" Vaggie asked.

"Yeah, not half bad. My dad apparently ran into one while hunting and brought back its dead body."

"Whoa…wait the same dad of yours that hunts with just a knife?" Husk asks with wide eyes.

"Mhm, he just smiled and said it was a real fun fight." Max said so casually while they all looked at each other, unsure whether to believe it or not.

"So…the meat you ate was…" Charlie trailed off, not sure she wanted to finish.

"Yep, it was human meat." Max reveals, shocking the six demons once again, albeit Alastor looking quite interested instead of repulsed.

"They were all cannibals? Even the kids?" Niffty asks as Max nods his head.

"Yep. Apparently the father assumed I was too, what with my knife, casual chatting despite being covered in blood, and quick decision to kill. Unfortunately the shooter I killed was actually the last survivor of a group of college students who decided to camp in these woods, and dinner was their friends. To say I was disgusted and appalled, not only at them but myself, was an understatement." Max sighed, lamenting his poor choices that day.

"Shit…that sucks man." Angel says, unsure of what else to say after that.

"Wait, so what happened next?" Vaggie asks curiously.

"After the cannibals found out about my apparent lack of taste, they said they were gonna be sporting and at least give me the chance to run since I did save the father and ate some of the meal. They said whether they liked it or not, I was one of them now."

"Ah, I get it now! So you escaped and got the police?" Charlie asked, seemingly invested in the story.

"Yep, thankfully I had plenty of stamina and fear fueling me so running back to the town for help wasn't too hard." Max said as a conclusion to the story.

"Damn, never figured you'd be the kind of guy with a story like that." Husk said with a small grin before a knocking on the door was heard.

"Oh that must be the pizza!" Charlie exclaimed as she rushed to the front door.

"I'll go help her with that, Max can you set the table?" Vaggie asks, getting a nod from the human.

"Sure thing." He replies before going to get sole plates and napkins ready, only for a certain Overlord to walk next to him.

"The funny thing about real life, unlike storybooks, life is never that convenient or easy. In the real world, there are no happy endings. So I have to ask, what really happened?" The radio demon questioned with a sadistic smile.

Max's eyes widened as he remembered what really took place. Back then Max was overcome with the new knowledge of having killed an innocent person and eating another human. He wanted time to think things through but the family gave him no time to think, instead preparing their own weapons as they counted down from ten. Every number counted felt like the ticking to a time bomb as Max just wanted some quiet so he can think. When they refused to listen to his pleas and kept counting, he snapped.

"…you know, a lot of people say dead men tell no tales. But with the existence of heaven and hell, I'm sure dead men have a lot to say. If you're really curious to know what happened…" Max trails off as he puts a hand on Alastor's shoulder before looking into his deranged eyes and smiling. Alastor looked into the human's eyes and for a second got the vivid image of the inside of a log cabin, pools of blood on the floor, splattered against the wall, and coating the one surviving human and his hunting knife. "Why don't you look for the family and ask them yourselves?" Max asks with an innocent grin before he carries the plates to set the table.

"…this human is proving to be a lot of fun, I can't wait to see what he's going to do next." Alastor comments with a sinister grin before deciding to take a seat at the table.