First Chapter
Hello, My Name is Fountain Khan McMuffin. You can call me Fonty for short. I'm a Rabbit, Being Part Fox and Part rabbit on my Dad, Felix McMuffin's Side. And I am also Part Turtle and Part Lizard on My Mom's Side. I wrote this Fanfiction Story about the Retelling Story of Uncle Grandpa.
However, Unlike the Original Uncle Grandpa Story, My Retelling is somewhat more different.
I am not sure What I am saying is possible, But It is the Parody and Not like the original.
Anyways, I Wrote this Fanfiction Story about Story about the Three Little Pigs or perhaps the Story inspired by the Wiseman and the Foolish Man.
Yes, Uncle Grandpa was the Main Character of his Show, Who somehow helped kids in his weird way.
Sometimes there are ups, and Sometimes there are Downs.
The Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is also in the Original Series.
But she was NOT included in this Fanfiction series, Because of this Fanfiction and Non-Cannon.
This Fan-Fiction, features Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve, and Mr. Gus.
But this Fanfiction Focuses on Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus.
Unlike the Original Canon Focusing on Uncle Grandpa, This Fanfiction Series Focuses on Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus.
Yes, I remembered watching some of the Skit animations of Pizza Night with Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus. Use to air from 2013 until 2014.
Yes, Uncle Grandpa First Appear in the Pilot in the Pilot of "Secret Mountain Fort Awesome" and stuff.
But for some strange for, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus did not exist until 2013.
I, Fonty McMuffin, Am the Narrator of the Fanfiction Series I Wrote. I will tell you a Story.
If you are wondering what Uncle Grandpa is, He is a Puppet.
Have you ever wondered about Pizza Steve? Same thing. He's a Puppet shaped like a Pizza.
Remember, talking foods are puppets.
You know that foods are NOT friends. They were loved and eaten because Pizza is food. Yep. It's like storytelling with puppets.
Belly Bag? Wondering why Belly Bag talks? He is just a Puppet, No Offense.
You know that belly Bags doesn't talk.
Belly Bags cannot talk at all, Because Belly Bags are inanimate objects.
It does carry some items, like small memo books, cell phones, pencils, and other small items.
Mr. Gus? Heh, Wondering about him? Yeah, Mr. Gus is a Dinosaur, but he is also a Puppet. as a matter of fact, Cartoon characters are like storytelling.
Yes. Fictional characters are just like puppets.
Even Cartoon Characters are like Puppets, too.
Sorry for breaking the fourth wall, but it's true. Dinosaurs are Extinct, and sometimes extinction is also nature's way of telling them they are too big to exist.
Oh Yeah, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger? Hmph! You know that Tigers Cannot Fly, Because they are too big and too heavy to Fly. The Only Mammals that can fly are Bats. Flying Tigers are just Puppets. But I say Tiger rely on their strength in reality.
Yep. You know that Uncle Grandpa is a JOKE, right?
The Biggest Joke yet the weirdest Joke I have ever heard is, Sometimes It's okay to Embrace the Weird, But Sometimes It is Difficult to embrace it.
Yes, I can be nervous about telling stories, too. But keep in mind, this is also for comedy purposes only.
The Fanfiction timeline of the Story takes Place in the Year June 1st, 2008, Before Uncle Grandpa was released.
The Rest is History.
Alright, In this Fable, I, Fonty McMuffin, Will tell you The Story of Where Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, and Mr. Gus are planning to build houses.
They built Houses out of Any Material to see which house was the strongest. This Fable Does NOT include the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. Because this Story focuses on Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, and Mr. Gus. Okay, End of Message. Anyways, Enjoy the Story.
Uncle Grandpa and Belly Bag
One Day, Uncle Grandpa Woke up Bright and Early in the Morning. "Good Morning!" said Uncle Grandpa. "What a swell day to start this Morning."
Then he put on his Belly Bag.
"Good Morning, Belly Bag," said Uncle Grandpa to Belly Bag.
"Good Morning, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag.
"Ready to start the day?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
"You bet," said Belly Bag.
"Now all I need is to brush my teeth," said Uncle Grandpa. "Do you have a Toothbrush and Toothpaste?"
"Sure thing, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag.
"Good," said Uncle Grandpa. "And you need to Brush your Teeth, Too. Besides, Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, and Everyone in the RV already got their tooth Brush."
"Good point, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag.
So Uncle Grandpa went to the bathroom and started squeezing the toothpaste onto the Bristles of the Toothbrush, then He started Brushing his Teeth. He also Brushed Belly Bag's Teeth, Too.
They rinsed their Mouth with Water and spat water into the sink.
Belly Bag washed the sink and drained it.
"There," Said Belly Bag. "The sink is clean."
"Good Job, Belly Bag," said Uncle Grandpa. "Now that we brushed our teeth, Let's take a Bath."
"Okay, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag. "I'll Go to the Laundry Room in the RV and Wash Myself in the Washing Machine."
"Okay, Belly Bag," said Uncle Grandpa as Belly Bag Left to go Wash himself in the Laundry. "Once I am Done with My Bath, I'll go check on Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger to see if they are still awake."
But Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger were still asleep, Dreaming, at the Moment.
Good Morning, Pizza Steve
Meanwhile, Pizza Steve's dreaming about playing his guitar, and He's performing Stunts on his Motorcycle, And the Crowds Gone Wild.
However, His dream is interrupted when the Alarm Clock goes off.
"Hey! What Gives?!" cried Pizza Steve irritably. "I was Having an Awesome Dream, Until that Alarm Clock Woke Me Up."
Pizza Steve Doesn't like an interruption in the Middle of the Dream. He Smashed his Alarm Clock with the Mallet.
"There," said Pizza Steve. "Now to Get Some Sleep." He went Back to Sleep.
Then Uncle Grandpa, Who's already finished his Bath, Checked on Pizza Steve.
"Good Morning, Pizza Steve," said Uncle Grandpa. "Ready to Start the Day today?"
"Sorry, Uncle G.," Said Pizza Steve. "But I need to Sleep In."
"But, Pizza Steve," Said Uncle Grandpa. "You don't want to miss out on all the Fun, do you?"
But What Uncle Grandpa Didn't Know is that Pizza Steve Stood up Last night Playing Electric Guitar.
"Wait a Minute," Said Uncle Grandpa. "Pizza Steve, Why didn't you tell me you were staying up last night practicing playing Awesome music? Like you also perform Cool Stunts? Were you dreaming an Awesome dream?"
"What do you expect?" said Pizza Steve Tiredly. "Of Course, Pizza Steve Dreamed Awesome Dreams."
"Cool," said Uncle Grandpa. "I wish I have a Dream Like that."
"Yeah, Glad to hear that, Uncle G.," said Pizza Steve as he kept Yawning. "But Pizza Steve's gotta get some rest."
"You're sure you want to sleep in, Pizza Steve?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
"mm-hmm," said Pizza Steve as he nodded.
"Okay, Pizza Steve," Said Uncle Grandpa. "I Understand, But Let Me Know When you're ready to get up and Start a Swell Day."
"Thanks For Understanding, Uncle G.," said Pizza Steve. "Why don't you go Bother M. G. or Tiger."
"Okay," said Uncle Grandpa. "See you later, Pizza Steve. Oh, And don't forget to brush your teeth."
However, Pizza Steve did forget to brush his teeth even since. Anyways, He went back to sleep and dreamed Dreams.
Good morning, Mr. Gus
Meanwhile, Mr. Gus Woke Up Bright and Early, Then He Started Doing the Stretching Exercise, By Sit-ups, Push-ups, doing Jumping Jacks, and performing handstands. Then, he heard knocking on the Door.
"Come in," said Mr. Gus as He was Still exercising.
"Good Morning, Mr. Gus," Said Uncle Grandpa as He opened the Door and entered Mr. Gus's Room, Coming to check on Mr. Gus,
"Good Morning, Uncle Grandpa," said Mr. Gus. "What's Up?"
"I just came in to check on you to see if you are awake," Said Uncle Grandpa. "What are you doing?"
"I'm just Stretching My Muscles and Exercising Every Morning when I Get Up."
"Oh, I see." Said Uncle Grandpa.
"Did you Wake Pizza Steve up Yet?" asked Mr. Gus.
"I tried," said Uncle Grandpa. "But he was so tired that He wanted to Sleep in. He told me that He was practicing his Awesome Music."
"No Offense, Uncle Grandpa," Said Mr. Gus. "But He has Stood up last Night to keep Everyone up all night."
"Don't Be Silly, Mr. Gus," Said Uncle Grandpa, Too Oblivious to realize that It's All Pizza Steve's Fault He stood up Last Night. Pizza Steve Kept Everyone up, Except Uncle Grandpa, like last night. Even Only Uncle Grandpa is a Heavy sleeper.
Mr. Gus Sighed, "Wait... So You're saying that You have been sleeping all this time?"
"Yep," said Uncle Grandpa. "Why?"
"Ever since Pizza Steve refuses to stop Playing Music, I have no Other choice but to put him to sleep," said Mr. Gus.
"What did you do to Pizza Steve?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
"I gave him five sleeping Pills to put him to sleep," said Mr. Gus. "No Offense, But We need sleep so we can wake up bright and early in the morning. I don't want to do this, Uncle Grandpa, But it's for his own good. Well, Tiny Miracle helped put Pizza Steve to sleep, too."
"Oh, I see what you mean, Mr. Gus," said Uncle Grandpa. "No Wonder Pizza Steve was so Tired."
"mm-hmm," said Mr. Gus. "The best thing to do is to let Pizza Steve in until Tomorrow."
"Alright, Mr. Gus," Said Uncle Grandpa. "I'm going to check on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger While you take a Shower. Then I'm Going to get Belly Bag from the Laundry Room, and I'm Gonna Make Pancakes, Later Mr. Gus." Uncle Grandpa Left Mr. Gus's Room.
"Later, Uncle Grandpa," Said Mr. Gus, And He continued lifting weights before taking a shower and brushing his teeth.
Good Morning, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
"Now to check on Tiger," said Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa knocks on Tiger's Door.
"Good Morning, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger," Said Uncle Grandpa. "Ready to start the day?"
Since Giant Realistic Flying Tiger cannot talk, She communicates by Roaring.
"What?" asked Uncle Grandpa. "You wanted to sleep in, too?"
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger nodded Because She needed some rest first, then she'll wake up for breakfast.
"Okay, Tiger," said Uncle Grandpa. "Let me know when you are ready." He left Tiger to take a nap.
"Gosh, First Pizza Steve Wanted to Sleep in, And Now Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, too? What's Going on? The only people who did Wake up were My Belly Bag and Mr. Gus. Never mind, I'll check on Belly Bag and see if He is all Clean. I'll Make Pancakes."
Pizza Steve's Dreams - The Race Part 1
Okay, Let's Check out Pizza Steve to see if He is Still Sleeping.
Anyways, Pizza Steve was still asleep and began to Dream Dreams.
Somewhere inside Pizza Steve's Dreams, Pizza was Wearing Sneakers and was running as fast as Lightning.
"I'm the Fastest Slice of Pizza in the whole world," He Bragged. "Nobody, I mean nobody's going to beat Pizza STEVE! Because Pizza Steve always Wins."
He raced against Every Italian Foods, and He won every trophy.
He Raced against Everyone and Won every single trophy.
However, The Person he'd never raced against before, Was Mr. Gus.
"What?" Pizza Steve Looked Shocked. "I haven't raced him Before?"
"Sup, Pizza Steve?" asked Mr. Gus.
"Mr. Gus, I can't believe That I, Pizza Steve, Never raced you before," Pizza Steve Sneered.
"So?" said Mr. Gus. "What Y'all gonna do about it?"
"I Dare you to Race with me?" Pizza Steve declared. "And remember, Only I, Pizza Steve, Win!"
"I wouldn't brag If I were you," said Mr. Gus. " But if you insist on racing me, So be it, Y'all."
They both shook hands as if they agreed to race.
Pizza Steve's Dreams - The Race Part 2
Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus were Doing Warm Up Exercises for the Race.
"On Your Marks?" said The Random Guy. "Get Set? Go!" As He waved the Flag.
Then the competition has begun.
Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus began Running On the Tracks. However, Pizza Steve Cheated By Putting Glue on Mr. Gus's shoes, causing Mr. Gus to Trip and Fall. Uh oh, Mr. Gus is Stuck.
"Ha! Loser," Said Pizza as he taunted Mr. Gus as He kept Running.
"Hey!" cried Mr. Gus. "That's Cheating!" He struggled to Break Free. "Gah! I'm Stuck!" But Wait, He Remembered that He was a Lizard. "Wait a minute... I'm a Lizard, and Lizards can regenerate. If I Can Detach My Legs, I might be able to Free myself. For Now, I must keep moving with the Hand Stand until my New Legs grow. Hopefully, I'll use my Arms As legs for Running." So Mr. Gus molted his Old Legs And Used His Arms as Legs with the Ability to Handstand. Lizards can do things Mammals cannot do. Little did Pizza Steve know, he got distracted by the crowds cheering for him, Allowing Mr. Gus to get past fast. Thankfully Mr. Gus is Lucky that He can Regenerate his Limbs. Any Lizard can regenerate.
Pizza Steve was Shocked as He saw Mr. Gus's Old Legs Detached.
Pizza Steve gasped, "What the? How did M. G. manage to break free from my trap? Did he detach his legs to break free? And Why is Mr. Gus still running with a handstand?"
Eventually, While Focusing on the Race, Mr. Gus's new legs regenerated, But he is still too focused on the Race.
Pizza Steve was so angry. He pulled out the box of nails and poured it onto the path to cause hand agony to Mr. Gus, Waiting for Mr. Gus to approach the Nails.
But Mr. Gus remembers He was tricked by Pizza Steve 2 weeks ago, But He will not fall for it again. He Lept over the nails and blew fire over them to melt them.
Little did Pizza Steve know Mr. Gus was acrobatic. He has been training at Dodging Pizza Steve's Traps since.
Pizza Steve tried Many attempts to slow Mr. Gus down. Like building the trap door, and firepit, spilling oil over the track, and More, But Mr. Gus dodged the Traps again until Pizza Steve was exhausted and started to fall asleep.
Pizza Steve was so Sleepy that His Pride made him forget about the Race.
Eventually, Mr. Gus finished 19 laps so far and was onto the final lap. The crowds were cheering for Mr. Gus, Causing Pizza Steve to Wake up, Not knowing He was still on the 10th lap. He tried to Finish all the remaining Laps, But it was too late. Mr. Gus has already finished before Pizza Steve gets there.
"The Winning is," announced the Announcer. "Mr. Gus."
The crowds were cheering for Mr. Gus.
Except for Pizza Steve, Who can't believe he lost.
Thus, ending the dream sequence.
When the Dream was Over, Pizza Steve woke up screaming.
"Phew," said Pizza Steve. "I thought for once that was real. But thank goodness it was only Pizza Steve's Dream."
Mr. Gus checked on Pizza Because He heard Pizza Steve Screaming.
"Pizza Steve," called Mr. Gus. "What are you screaming about now?"
"Don't be Ridiculous, M. G.," snapped Pizza Steve. "I wasn't Screaming."
"You were," scolded Mr. Gus.
"Then What are you doing here?" Sneered Pizza Steve.
"I heard you screaming from the other side of the Room," Snapped Mr. Gus. "What's going on?"
"Tch," Pizza Steve scoffed. "I was dreaming about winning Lots of Trophies. And the crowds were going wild for me Until I competedUncle Grandpa Chronicles against you and tried to beat you at the Race... "
"You Mean you cheated during the race so you can win a trophy?" said Mr. Gus.
"How did you know?" sneered Pizza Steve.
"You shouldn't care about winning trophies," Scolded Mr. Gus.
"But I like Winning Trophies," Said Pizza Steve.
Mr. Gus sighed, "No Offense, Pizza Steve, but Look here. I don't care about winning trophies. Because even if I do care about winning trophies, then I would end up looking like a bigger Fool than I look. But if you insist on caring about the stupid trophy. Then Consider keeping it!"
"Come on, Mr. Gus," Sneered Pizza Steve. "I wanted that Cool Trophy so Bad!"
"I know," said Mr. Gus. "But I must Warn you. Trophies are for Greedy People, and your greed gets you nowhere. Not only do I have to warn you, but also myself, for letting my greed get in my way, too."
"Now you're being Illogical, Mr. Gus," Scoffed Pizza Steve. "Pizza Steve is Not Greedy, Especially when I collected Lots and Lots of Trophies I've won at the Italian Karate."
Mr. Gus sighed, "So Be it, Pizza Steve. But someday, You realize you are in the wrong, even if you don't think so." He left.
Pizza steve sneered, "You're the one who is in the wrong, too, you know."
But there is no answer.
"Hmph," Said Pizza Steve. "Who needed that Dumb Dinosaur when I can play my Awesome Electric Guitar?
Pancakes for Breakfast
Uncle Grandpa came to check on Belly Bag.
"Are you all clean, Belly Bag?" Asked Uncle Grandpa.
"I sure am, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag.
"Did you wash yourself up with laundry soap," asked Uncle Grandpa.
"Yep," said Belly Bag.
"Did you rinse yourself with Water?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
"Yep," said Belly Bag.
"Did you put yourself in the Dryer to dry yourself?" asked uncle Grandpa.
"Yep," said Belly Bag.
"Good," said Uncle Grandpa. "first to get you strapped around my waist, then to go to the kitchen to make breakfast."
"What are you gonna do next, Uncle Grandpa?" asked Belly Bag.
"We're going to be helping kids," said Uncle Grandpa. "I'll be helping Garret with his homework later. right after I make breakfast." So Uncle Grandpa went upstairs to the Kitchen to make some Pancakes. He saw that Everybody was seated at the Table. "Hey, Guys, What's Going on?" Then He saw Pizza Steve sitting, "Oh, Pizza Steve, What are you doing here? I thought you were sleeping in until tomorrow."
"I was, Uncle G.," said Pizza Steve. "But I had a Dream that I won every trophy on every last race, But then all of the Sudden, Mr. Gus won the Bigger Lizza Like Trophy."
"Oh, That was interesting that you collected the trophies, Pizza Steve," said Uncle Grandpa. "I wish I could collect trophies as you do."
"Don't Encourage him, Uncle Grandpa," Scolded Mr. Gus to Uncle Grandpa as he turned to Pizza Steve and scolded Him. "Pizza Steve, I told you before, Pizza Steve, You shouldn't care about winning that Stupid Trophy!"
"In your Dreams, Mr. Gus," taunted Pizza Steve.
"Yeah, Mr. Gus," Said Pizza Steve. "Pizza Steve won so Many Trophies, which made him incredibly Famous, Right Belly Bag?"
"I don't think So, Uncle Grandpa." Belly Bag Disagreed with Uncle Grandpa.
"How Come, Belly Bag?" Asked Uncle Grandpa.
"I kind of agreed with Mister Gus here," said Belly Bag.
Even Giant Realistic Flying Tiger agrees that the trophies are for greedy people, too.
"Wait, You agreed with Mr. Gus, too, Tiger?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
Tiger nodded in agreement.
"I understand," said Uncle Grandpa. "It may be That Trophies are important to Pizza Steve. But What else is more important?"
"Well, Uncle Grandpa," said Mr. Gus. "Environment is more important to us than just Money and Trophies."
"What's Environment, Mr. Gus?" asked Uncle Grandpa.
"Yeah, M. G., What's so important about Environment?!" scoffed Pizza Steve. "Environment is Boring!"
"Environment is More Important," Said Mr. Gus. "It Has Lots of Trees, Shrubs, and Flowers, Even Mountains, Caves, rivers, lakes, Sand, and even the Ocean... And importantly, we must keep the environment clean as possible by picking up trash. Otherwise, If the Environment is Destroyed, the Money will be destroyed, too. And if the Animals go extinct, So will the People. The best thing to do is to clean up the mess we find."
"Oh," said Uncle Grandpa. "That does make perfect sense."
"Hmph," Scoffed Pizza Steve. "Environment is Lame. Who needs it when we can go on Motorcycles and perform Stunts!"
"Look, Pizza Steve," said Mr. Gus. "I know you think the environment is lame, but the pollution is far worse. Too much Pollution cause health problems."
"Hmph! As if," scoffed Pizza Steve in disagreement.
"Think about it, Pizza Steve," said Mr. Gus. "did you think pollution can save your health?"
"What are you even saying, M. G.?" Scoffed Pizza Steve. "Pollution is Awesome, And I'm gonna get Polluted no matter what!"
"Don't say I didn't warn y'all," said Mr. Gus.
Pizza Steve growled at Mr. Gus.
"Now Cut it out, You Guys," cried Uncle Grandpa. "Let's settle the Argument."
"What argument?" asked Pizza Steve.
"I don't know," said Uncle Grandpa. "But for now, I'm going to cook some pancakes. Who's Hungry?"
While Uncle Grandpa went to cook some Pancakes, Mr. Gus decided to settle the argument with Pizza Steve.
"I know how we can settle the argument, Pizza Steve," said Mr. Gus. "Let's Build Houses."
"With What?" asked Pizza Steve.
"With Any Material we Choose," said Mr. Gus. "It could be Wood, Stone, concrete, bricks, even Rocks. I recommend building a House out of rock, and a house should be upon a rock."
"Boring!" yawned Pizza Steve. "Rocks and bricks are lame! I say we build a house on sand, out of sticks and straws. We build a house on sand so we can play sand all day!"
"Oh No, Pizza Steve," said Mr. Gus. "I say We build a House upon a Rock! Rock protects the house from the Flood!"
"Incredibly too boring," yawned Pizza Steve. "I rather play with Sand other than be on the BORING BOULDER!"
Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus Started Bickering again and again. But Uncle Grandpa stops them by breaking them up.
"Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, Stop fighting," scolded Uncle Grandpa. "You two are being too silly fighting over which house to build on. Let me Decide Who's Right or Who's Wrong."
Uncle Grandpa served pancakes to his roommates.
They started eating the Pancakes, and It was delicious.
"I hope you followed the recipe, Uncle Grandpa," said Belly Bag.
"I did, Belly Bag," said Uncle Grandpa. "I cooked them just right like I never did before."
Alright, folks. time to end chapter 1,
But stay tuned for chapter 2.
This is Fonty McMuffin Signing off.
