After Being Mayor

Chapter 6: That convict had a motive

Once Bob and the other minimum security prison convicts were doing their community service, Bob goes over to his cell-mate, turns him around, and tells him how his stunt yesterday has caused Chief Wiggum to leave him. This guy laughs and tells Bob, "Oh-ho my plan worked!", "What plan?" asks an astonished Sideshow Bob. The other man grabs Bob's hand and tells him, "You'll learn it in a few days, baby.", "TELL ME! OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL KILL YOU!" The other man, who wasn't scared says, "You wouldn't kill me, not when you love me."

Bob was growing impatient, he did have small feelings for this man, but his feelings for Wiggum were greater. The guy pulls the other close and tells him while licking his lips, "You'll enjoy this kiss way more than our last!" Bob wasn't wanting to hurt his cell-mate, so he kisses back. He feels his lips getting licked, so he opens his mouth, and he puts his hands on the guy's cheeks.

The officers there let this happen, as they were in on the other man's plan. Bob pulls away after a minute and asks, "Why didn't anyone..you know, knock you in the head, Joe?" (Joe is the convict's name)

End of chapter 6: That convict had a motive

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Chapter 7: Bob learns from the guards