"After The Battle Is Over"
Rated T for Mild Language
Summary: A collection of drabbles showcasing made-up MK11 endings for characters outside the Mortal Kombat universe. From all types of media, witness how they'll change time after beating Kronika themselves.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Mortal Kombat franchise, especially the games and characters themselves. They are owned by WB Games, Ed Boon, John Tobias and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I was inspired by both Sonicfriend129 and TheBaneOfHumanity to do these drabbles myself, so all thanks goes to them! Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 27: Al Bundy
There you go, now that's Touchdown Bundy for you, and don't you ever forget it. I swear, beating down that Kronika chick was almost like scoring my fifth touchdown at Polk High! Oh, what I wouldn't do to relive those kinds of glory days again. Hey, with the hourglass in hand, I can make my wildest dreams come true like it should've been if I didn't marry Peg in the first place!
But for some reason, I felt something tug in my heart like a fat woman landing on top of me at the shoe store. If I gotten rid of Peg, then that would mean my floozy of a daughter and my pervert of a son wouldn't exist on this Earth. I'm not ashamed to admit that I love them despite my miserable life with the big red wife. I suddenly realized that I had the Bundy Curse dreading inside me for quite a long time. It's been in my family for generations, and now, it's time for me to undo that part of that past itself.
Therefore, I created a new timeline in which the Bundy curse did not exist. In doing so, created a brand new future for me that I never knew existed until now. Yes, I still married Peg and we still had Kelly and Bud, but now, their futures are a lot more different than mine. Instead of being a lazy bonbon-eating housewife, my wife Peggy's now a hot red-headed supermodel. For Kelly, she's now a well accomplished dancer, appearing in music videos and even starting her own dance studio in Chicago, which has gone quite successful despite having IQ the size of sand. For Bud, instead of being a usual sex-crazed creep, went on to have an ultra-successful music career as a rapper, earning every #1 hit he could ever get. No doubt he's still raking in the millions as we speak. For me, I was still your usual shoe salesman. Of course, that wouldn't be until I retired at 40 of course. I used every single part of my retirement money from my football career to open up my own shoe store, which is now one of many chains of shoe stores opening all around America, making it one of the biggest business ventures I ever made as a legend. Yes, I now make a billion thanks to these stores alone. And as weird as for me to say this, maybe married with children ain't such a bad thing after all. In fact, it feels so damn good. Now can I get a "Whoa, Bundy?"
"WHOOOOOOA, BUNDY!"
A world without the Bundy Curse? Man, that would totally be Al's kind of world for sure.
Anyone you want to see get an MK11 ending of their very own? I will take all suggestions and requests for characters via PMs/reviews. Also, don't forget to leave me some feedback too in the mean time. Now that I've said too much, peace out to the motherland, dudes! ^_^
