How dare he! How dare BJ take credit for my joke! He didn't even think it was that funny the first time I told it to him, but once he blabbed it all over the camp, everyone thought he was a regular Bob Hope! What made him so special? Boy, you live with a guy and tell him your deepest, darkest secrets and then something like this happens! Look, I know it sounds petty because there are a million other things that I could and should be complaining about, but I wanted the laughs. Instead, Beej got them.
