I hated being a patient at the MASH 4077 unit! I really, really hated it! If those darn soldiers hadn't started a brawl my bar (that's right, the one with my name on it! Rosie's Bar!), I'd be there right now taking care of things instead of Hawkeye and the rest of the surgeons and nurses. Oh, I'm sure they're doing an okay job, but let's face it. The bar is mine! Rosie's bar! If my darn ribs didn't hurt so much (It really hurts to breathe) and if Colonel Potter would let me, I'd be racing over there right now.