Title: Waxing
Rating: Strong T, Borderline M hey it's posted here and not with the main Odds and ends…
Summary: Jeff, Gordon and Waxing disasters
Notes: So, the original idea that inspired this came from hearing The Wax Song by Jenny Taila (although I don't if the song was originally hers or not), with Gordon going after Virgil for screwing with his shower, and I might still write that one day, but this evolved into something different. Also Belle and Piper are two of my OC's.
Disclaimer: I don't own it – and this isn't for the kiddo's either.
Waxing
Jeff walked down the stairs into the kitchen/dining area of his home on Tracy Island, and looked across the room as he went to the kitchen counter to get a cup of coffee.
Alan was sitting at the small workstation in the corner of the room monitoring a rescue that his two oldest sons, Scott and Virgil, were currently engaged in. Out beside the pool, Parker was sunning himself in one the lounge chairs, while Penny, Kayo, Belle and Gordon were messing around with what appeared to be a waxing kit in the area between the house and the pool.
Jeff cocked an eyebrow as he looked at his water loving son as he put hot wax on his leg and then promptly ripped it off. "What are you doing there, son?" he asked, as walked over to them with a cup of coffee in hand.
"Oh, hey dad," Gordon replied, as he applied and ripped off another strip. "I am currently in the process of removing every piece of hair, that is not my eyebrows, that cannot fit under a swim cap or speedo."
Jeff stared at his fourth son, "May I ask why?" he replied.
"Helps reduce drag while swimming," Gordon answered. "As to why I use wax to remove body hair, well you were the one to ban nair from all of our households, after you accidently got caught in a prank that was meant for Scott."
Jeff remembered that, it was one of the very few times he came very close to inflicting serous bodily harm against one of his sons… He ended up dropping a major dotation to a cancer charity and shaving his head completely, figuring it would be a better excuse to give, and help a bunch of people doing so, then saying he was a victim of one his son's wayward pranks.
The fact Scott had somehow convinced the rest of the household to do the same in a show of solidarity at the time, made the event even more rememberable – there was a picture of him and his sons all with shaven heads, with his mother, Piper and Kayo sporting Purple, Sky blue and turquoise, dye jobs.
"But you don't compete anymore." Jeff pointed out.
Gordon shrugged, "Old habits die hard I guess," He replied.
"Have you ever had a Brazilian, Gordon?" Penny asked, innocently out of the blue. As Jeff's mother walked up behind them.
Gordon flushed embarrassedly, as Alan and Kayo snorted, "Err… N-no?" he answered softy.
Alan and Kayo burst out laughing, "But not from the lack of trying." Alan snickered.
"Shut up, Alan," Gordon snarled, at his younger brother. "Don't even think about repeating that story, I swear-"
"Are we talking about the time you managed to glue yourself to the bottom of the bathtub?" Sally cut in.
Jeff, who was taking sip of coffee as his mother spoke, promptly choked on it, "Come again?" he gasped.
Gordon's silent plea for to his grandmother not to continue was ignored, "The boy tried to give himself a Brazilian wax using one of those useless no heat glue waxing kit's," Sally continued. "All he did was manage to glue his dick and balls together, and instead of suffering the indignity of calling for help, he thought he could melt the 'wax' off in the bathtub, only he managed to get himself stuck to the bottom of the bathtub and had call for help anyway."
Jeff was fighting the urge to laugh, Penny and Belle were staring gobsmacked at Gordon who looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. "How did you get out of that mess, Gordon?" he asked.
Alan and Kayo started laughing louder than before, "I yelled for Alan, as he was the only brother in the house at that time," Gordon continued, "But his then twelve-year-old butt wasn't strong enough to lift me out of the tub." He shuddered, "Then Grandma turned up."
"Kayo had informed me that Gordon was in a spot of bother," Sally continued. "So, I got Alan to hold him up while I got him unstuck."
Belle stared at Sally, "By getting him unstuck you mean…" she started.
"Meaning she helped me pry my balls off the bottom of the bathtub." Gordon snapped.
Jeff couldn't hold back the laugher any longer, oh he felt sorry for his son, no teenager would want a parent or grandparent handling them down there, even when the reason was a perfectly innocent one, but getting himself glued to the bottom the bathtub was just priceless and very typical of Gordon.
Penny gently patted Gordon's shoulder trying to give her boyfriend some comfort, and failing miserably. Belle was laughing so hard she could barely breath. Kayo had moved to join Alan by the workstation. Parker had come in from the pool after hearing the commotion and wondering what was going on.
The proximity alarm went off alerting the island's residents about the return of Thunderbirds One and Two, the com beeped, "Thunderbird One to Tracy Island," Scott called. "I'm five minutes out coming in to land."
Jeff fought to regain his composure "F.A.B." he acknowledged. "Welcome mat is out, bring her home."
"Is everything alright there?" Scott asked.
"Everything is fine, Scott," Jeff replied. "Gordon and your grandmother, has just shared a story about some of his antics that I missed that's all."
"Oh joy." Scott replied, as he rolled his eyes. "Thunderbird One, out."
Jeff looked around the area as Gordon and the girls packed up the waxing gear, "I don't think this story needs to repeated, to the others," he stated. "If Gordon don't want his older brothers to know yet we should respect that."
"F.A.B."
"What story is this?"
"Thanks Dad."
