Goemon, Jigen, and Lupin's trouble with love
A Magical secret
With Lupin and his friends
"Man, Pops is late, he is normally right behind us," Lupin said
"So, not like him to be this late," said Jigen as Goemon practiced his sword fighting and pointed his sword at a tv
"In the funny side of the news a Japanese investigator had been bitten by a snake in a place where no man wants to be hit in." a blonde hair newswoman said.
"Ouch, poor pops, hope he's okay, maybe we could send him some flowers," said Lupin
"What no card?" Jigen asks
"Okay card too and wait look," he said pointing at three girls singing
"I'm the light every night in your world
Are you ready to watch me be legendary?
'Cause I'm Ultraluminary." Kimiko started
The curtains fell as the three girls sat on three shapes, A heart, a star, and a rose as they floated down towards the staging ground
"You wish on me in my glitter light
First star you see tonight
So wish away, wish with all your might
Upon this radiant sight." Layla sing.
"Hey are those girls..." asked Jigen looking at the TV as they continue singing
"The stars ignite
They flame from dust
Born out of gravity and force, they combust
And though they try n rivalry
They'll never shine bright as me" Tomiko sing.
The lights started flashing rainbow colors flashy as they danced and sang while stars and hearts surround them
"I'm the light every night in your world, hey
You revel in the glory of my beauty
Are you ready to watch me be legendary?
'Cause I'm ultraluminary!" all three sing.
They jumped as a rainbow glow as they fly around the stage and the screens giving high-fives to fans
"Whoa, welcome to Lunaria
Whoa, so spectacularia
Whoa, super singularly
'Cause I'm so very, very
Extraordinaria" the girls sing.
They made x on their arms and winked as the crowd goes wild
"The cosmic shine of my fine display
Can turn the night to day
I hear they say that the Milky Way
Can't help but envy me
I am the brightest star
Superb, spectacular" Kimiko sing
the lights deemed as they sat on their knees with sad looks on their faces
"It was a desert on the moon when we arrived
Gathering all of my tears, heartbreak, and sighs
Jade made a potion ignite and turned the night
To a radiant city of light
From tears, I rise
I rise" Layla sing.
They flew up like a shooting stars and flew past the audience, clapping their hands as they landed back on stage and twirled around
"I'm the light every night in your world, hey
You revel in the glory of my beauty
Are you ready to watch me be legendary?
'Cause I'm ultraluminary!" Tomiko sing.
They each did a gun imitation with hearts and the crowd went bonkers with hearts in their eyes
"Whoa, welcome to Lunaria
Whoa, so spectacularia
Whoa, super singularly
'Cause I'm so very, very
Extraordinaria!" the girls finish.
"And that was Cupid's heart angels with their hit single "Ultraluminary" and we are interviewing them as we speak, Girls, been the youngest singers ever, how can you girls feel with your fans supporting you," asked the interviewer as they sat on a soft couch that is heart-shaped
"So, we had saved some pop idols' lives," Lupin said
"Well being pop idols is fun, we also wanna confess something," said Layla as two huge bodyguards are behind Lupin and his friends
"WHAT!?" the three men shout shocked that someone found one of their hideouts.
"You Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon," they asked
"Listen I'm sure that what shady guy you won't pay you well but my friend with the sword could cut you guys in half before you guys have a second thought," Lupin said while he pointed to Goemon.
"You three have been summoned by Miss Layla herself and This sword," he said as he holds up the sword in his iron hands
"Nice to meet ya!" Jigen said.
Before the guard could reply Goemon sent a powerful punch to the man's stomach which cause him to let go of the sword, its rightful owner catches it and then beheaded the man.
"Never try to take Ryusei from me!" Goemon said as he put Ryusei back into its sheath.
"Hey a piano with wings," said a guard pointing at the ocean
The three men give the bodyguard a flat look.
"Like we're going to fall for that old trick," Lupin said
"You right, it's just a gorgeous woman with no clothes on," said the guard and that got Lupin's attention
"Is it Fujiko?" Lupin asks as he tries to spot his former lover.
Whammed with a frying pan and they were out cold as he carried them, his buddy got up and got his head
"YOU BAKAS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TRANQUILIZER GUNS ON YOU!" Layla shout at the guardians
"We forgot it, we're sorry miss," said the guard as Kimiko calms her down and tells her it wasn't their fault and it was just a game
"They are not like us they could had die from a frying pan hitting them in the head you bakas!" the pop idol told them.
"They aren't dead Layla, I feel their pulses, and thank you, boys," said Tomiko as she gave them each $300
"But we should get them to healer after all we don't want our husbands to be to have a soft spot on their heads," Kimiko said
"Right and thanks again boys," said Layla blowing a kiss as they left happy, Andrea steps out into the light with potions.
"You girls are lucky stars must be out," Andrea said as she hands the girls the potions
"Are you sure these potions are gonna work," ask Layla
"I had paid a high price for those so they should and if not, I know a dragon that owes me a favor," Andrea answered.
"But what do we have to do," asked Kimiko
"The men drink the potion and the first living creatures that they laid eyes upon they will be madly in love with," Andrea answered.
"So we'll put them in the drinks and when they drank it, we will be the girls of their dreams, Mrs. Jigen Daisuke here I come," said Layla as she daydreamed
Then the door opens.
A woman with long brown hair, she wears a brown Prinbara Women Turtleneck Long Lantern Sleeve Casual Loose Oversized Sweater Dress and Soft Winter Pullover with matching brown go-go boots walks in.
"Yes something we can help you with," asked Tomiko as Andrea prepared the drinks and put in the potions
"Fujiko Mine, why are you here," asked Layla as she holds Jigen closer
"I could be asking you four the same question!" Fujiko said as she reached for the guns in her go-go boots
"Oh please, you never loved him, and besides, wouldn't you be happy he's out of your life," asked Tomiko as a shadow was sneaking up behind her
"For your information, we're lovers at one point in time!" Fujiko said as she drew her guns.
"Shadows, SIC em," She shouted as shadows surrounded Fujiko
"What the!?" Fujiko said in shock
"Ladies I think you should do this elsewhere," Andrea said.
"Your right Andrea you are brilliant, now come on darlings, it's time we were away," said Layla as they along with the boys ran out to the door
"Get back here you brats!" Fujiko said as she tried to break free
They ran down towards a carriage, and after they paid the driver, it started speeding as fast as it could while Layla and Kimiko stroked softly on Jigen and Goemon's hair while Tomiko nuzzled against Lupin's cheek
Once the carriage is far enough away the shadows went away, and Fujiko bolted out of the building.
She got into her car and chased after them at full speed
'What type of mess did those guys get into this time?' Fujiko thought as she tried to catch up to the carriage.
Layla saw a police car and that gave her an idea, "Help Police Fujiko Mine is after us for our Diamonds," she shouted into the phone begging
"THAT'S LUPIN'S GIRL!" an all too familiar voice shouted from the hospital behind the police car.
"Please Inspector Zenigata help us please," she faked crying as she called
"NEVER FEAR, INSPECTOR ZENIGATA IS HERE!" the man questioned is a middle-aged man of average height. He has dark hair, and he also has his signature cleft chin, when he came out of the hospital in a hospital gown with his belt area in a cast while wearing a trusted hat.
'WHAT TYPE OF DEVIL LUCK DOES THESES/THOSE GIRLS/BRATS HAVE!?' was the near-identical shared thought of Andrea and Fujiko
"Andrea, you okay, sorry but we have to for the kingdom and you, dear friend," said Layla as she hugged Andrea, unknown to her that she cast a spell on her by hugging her as a pink-purplish glow surrounded her body
"That must be Lupin's dirt work!" Inspector Zenigata said as he entered the police car.
"Talk about dumb schoolgirls they try to use flashbang," Fujiko said as she saw the glow.
"Now where were we with the potions," said Tomiko
"I think we should wait until we aren't in a car chase!" Kimiko said
"Good idea, but where to go," asked Layla
"A few miles away from us is a gate to Yōkai terrain once we are on the other side Fujiko can't follow us," Tomiko said.
"Perfect, full speed ahead," said Kimiko
"Are you forgetting about someone?" Andrea question.
"Oh right," they each said
"GIANT RED PANDA AWAY!" the trio said as they push their manager out of the carriage.
"Why," Andrea asked
"What the heck!?" Fujiko and Inspector Zenigata said as a giant red panda came out of the carriage straight towards them.
'The king and queen don't pay me enough.' Andrea thought
"Sorry about that," they shouted
Andrea landed on Fujiko's car.
"Hey I can't see, move it," she shouted as she tried to see where she was going
'Oh yeah, have a giant red panda who weighs tons move either of your car and land on someone who might end up dying or do damage in other ways.' Andrea thought as she moved toward the back
"What are you doing," she yelled
Once Andrea is in the back of the car the frame gives, and it was crunching from the giant red panda's mass, Fujiko jumps out of her car she knows it was a matter of time until it blows.
"Sorry about that lady but it's a matter of Love," said Andrea bowing her head
Andrea started to run as soon she leave the car to explode, then the police car stops in front of Fujiko.
"You're not Lupin but he would try to free you sooner or later which means you're the ideal Lupin bait!" Inspector Zenigata said to handcuff Fujiko.
"But they have Lupin and his gang, not me," said Fujiko as she watched the panda leave
"Yeah, right a pop idol group and their pet had somehow kidnapped Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon sorry but I'm not buying it! even if whatever he is to you doesn't show up to break you out I still catch you, while Lupin your list of crimes is nearly as long as his which means you'll be behind bars for the rest of your days!" Inspector Zenigata told Fujiko as he removes her guns.
Fujiko looked on while she was being taken to the police car
Meanwhile with the girls.
"Listen Andrea no hard feelings and why don't we make it up to you," said Layla
"You turn me into a giant red panda and push me out of the carriage it going to be hard to make for that!' their manager told them
"How about we quadruple your pay and let you have vacations to your favorite places," asked Tomiko
"Fine," Andrea said.
'If I don't take the deal, they might drive any replacement of my crazy.' she thought.
"So back to the matter at hand, how shall we do this properly," asked Kimiko
"We're not in the Yōkai terrain yet," Layla said as they walk to a temple.
"Right, now onwards to the healer, oops but first," said Layla as she waved her wand turning Andrea back to normal
"Thank you," Andrea said
Once they reach the front of the temple a groundskeeper stops them.
"Sorry this temple isn't rented out for music videos." the groundkeeper said
"Good sir, it's us," said Layla
The groundskeeper looks at the group closer.
"Oh! it's you four! what with the three human males?" the groundskeeper asks
Layla explained everything to him and he understood
The groundskeeper leads the group to the tool shed.
"Where is the portal kind sir," asked Layla nicely
"It's in here just rub gnome's hat." the groundskeeper answered
"Goodie gumdrops, thank you, and promise you won't reveal this to anyone but us," she asked nicely as she gave him a medium sack of gold
"If they are like us sure, but if they're human then that doesn't need to be answered." the groundskeeper said
"Thank you, now let's go," said Layla as she rubbed the gnome's hat, and a magical portal opened up
Once they went through the portal, they saw many creatures that humans thought to be make-believe then the girls change into their true forms
"It's good to be home and soon our darlings, this will all be yours," said Kimiko turning towards a Sleeping Goemon
Kimiko's true form is an anthropomorphic domestic cat with an orange coat of fur.
Tomiko's true form was a Bunny with blue at the end
"Man! it's great to be in our true forms." Tomiko said as her human shoes were in her hands
"Yes, it feels so good," said Layla as she grew wings on her back
"Out of the three of us, you are the most human looking," Tomiko said
"Thanks," said Layla
"Ladies focus," Andrea said.
"Right," they said
Like Layla, Andrea looks as long as no one notices her elf ears
They each whistled out and three horses came out to them as they put the guys on the horses
"To the healer!" Kimiko said.
As they rode off, a rose petal fell from her hair and onto the ground
Five minutes later.
"Hey look girls there it is," said Andrea pointing ahead
The healer's house looks like a human hospital.
"Healer! healer!" yelled Tomiko as people rush out to see who was calling
"What's the problem?" an anthropomorphic raccoon female nurse asks.
"Please see to it our lovers are healed and bring them to the palace please," asked Layla
"Yes, your highness!" an anthropomorphic fox male nurse with multiple tails said.
They each got them off the horses and on three stretchers and were carrying them inside right as a coach with twelve horses came
"We are going to get an ear full," Andrea said
"Mother, Father, what a nice surprise seeing you both here," said Layla as a king and queen stepped out of the carriage along with a man with black glasses and a white lab coat
"What is this about a car chase you were a part of?" the king asks
"Father, I can explain you see," said Layla as she started weaving a tale
"You will but not here!" the king said leaving no move to question.
"But the truth is, I and my friends are in LOVE OK!" shouted Layla confessing her feelings in tears.
"Sweetheart your father just might we should talk about this at the castle that's all." the queen said
"Okay," said Layla as she and the girls climbed in the coach and sped away
"And don't worry we will have guards to bring your possible husbands to the castle once they are healed." the queen said
"You mean it?" they asked
The king nodded his head
The girls hugged Layla's parents and were excited
"Dr. Heckball is the project finish?" the king ask the man, as he saw his family enter the carriage.
"Yes your majesty, it's ready and with your command," he said as Andrea looked confused
"What project your majesty?" Andrea asks.
"Just a beautification project." the king lied.
"Oh, okay and shall I have the wedding prepared?" asked Andrea
"Yes." the king answered.
The two men waited until the elf leaves to finish their talk.
"So are you sure it is ready," said the king quietly
"I'm but I'll triple-check to make sure." Dr. Heckball said
"Good soon those three will be the last humans on the face of this planet!" the king said
"So who got a picture of the lucky grooms," asked the queen
Tomiko pulls out her phone and shows her mom the picture of Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon.
"Wow, you girls are so lucky," said their mother as they arrived at the palace
"Home, sweet home," Tomiko said
"Come girls, we better get you ready by selecting your wedding dresses," said the queen clapping her hands
"Yeah, we should!" Kimiko said while making should their mother didn't see the bottles of love potion
"We better get ready for the wedding." said the girls as they hurry to the beauty spa
Meanwhile back with Fujiko and Inspector Zenigata
"I keep telling you I know what I saw,!" said Fujiko
"Had you taken any drug before coming here?" the Police officer next to Inspector Zenigata asks
"NO!" she shouted
"We better do a drug test to make sure." Inspector Zenigata said
"No you not," said Fujiko
"What it's not like you need to dress for it, so what's the problem?" the Police officer asks
Fujiko kicked a guy where the sun don't shine and got his keys
"Good thing I'm wearing a cup." the Police officer said
Then she kicked him in the face
"What is your problem with a drug test?" Inspector Zenigata asks
"And shows for the show." the other Police officer said as she saw what Fujiko wears underneath her dress.
"HEY!" she shouted as she used the key to get out of the handcuffs
"And where do you think you're going?" the female officer questioned.
"Saving them, NOW BEAT IT!" she shouted as she sprayed pepper spray
Inspector Zenigata use his hat to black the pepper spray while the female officer was too slow.
"MY EYES!" she shouted
Fujiko pushes the female officer down and tries to open the door with a shoulder check, but it won't move.
Then she noticed a window and try to make a break for it
And that failed too.
"No way escaping Fujiko," said Zenigata
She then rushes towards the male officer and takes his gun.
"Let me out of here!" she said as she point the firearm at Zenigata
"No." Inspector Zenigata with a smirk.
Fujiko pulls the trigger and nothing.
"What the!?" she said confused
"Did you really think I won't have these two here disarm before coming into this room?" Inspector Zenigata said with a smirk while pointing at the officers
"Drat!" said Fujiko as another female cop comes in
"This time you, your boy toy, and his little friends will finally go behind bars and stand there until the end of your days." Inspector Zenigata was about to unleash a laugh that would make him look insane.
"Sorry Inspector Zenigata but these just came in." the female cop said as she hands some paper to the aged Inspector.
He reads, his joyful look falling into one of shock and disbelief.
"We have brought you and her to the Greenland Embassy." the female officer said
"The ambassador's aid wishes to speak with both of you." said the police officer
"BUT WHY!? SHE'S A THIEF!?" Inspector Zenigata shouted while pointing to Fujiko.
"Please, follow me," said the officer
"But, but, but." Inspector Zenigata said as he followed
"Come along hurry now," said the officer
'I didn't see this one coming.' Fujiko thought as she followed.
They followed the officers to the embassy
They followed the officer to the car that will take them to the Greenland Embassy.
"Lupin much had blackmailed the ambassador!" Inspector Zenigata said
"Don't make me whack you, pal," said the Green Land officer
"Trust us Lupin didn't blackmail the Green Land ambassador." the other Green Land officer said
"Then what does he want with us," asked Fujiko
"I'm sorry we can't tell you." the first Green Land officer answered
"Better tell us," said Fujiko
"We can't not until we're inside of the Embassy." the second Greenland officer said
"All right," they said
The rest of the car ride went in silence.
"Are we there yet," they asked
"No." the first Green Land officer answered
"Ok," she said
It takes about a few hours to reach the Greenland Embassy.
"Now are we there yet?" asked the people in back
They exit the car and start towards the building.
"So where is the person?" asked Zenigata
"In their office." the first Green Land officer answered
"Great why are we here?" he asked
"They will answer all your questions once you're in their office." the second answered
"Wait for them?" asked Fujiko
"We need to hurry," Fujiko said
They ran as fast as they can to the office
It takes them about five minutes to reach the office
They arrived at the door and knocked on it
"Come in." a woman's voice said on the other side of the door
"Are you the boss," asked Fujiko
They walk into the office and see a middle-aged woman with long dark green hair wearing a business suit and dark sunglasses.
"And you are miss?" asked Zenigata
"I'm the ambassador's aid, my name is Astrid Kullersen." the now name Astrid answered
"And what does this got to do with us?" she asked
"Please close and lock the door behind you," Astrid asks
They did as they were told and Astrid told them the whole story
"What type of cold medicine are you using?" Inspector Zenigata asks
"It's true," she said
"Then let us see one of these magical creatures!" Fujiko said
"All right," she said
Astrid's body began to glow as her body started to change
"GOOD GRAVY!" shouted Zenigata as she reveal her true form
While Astrid's face stays the same, her hair became a snake.
"As you can see, I'm a gorgon which is why I wear these dark sunglasses, for now, you much get not since the days of Robin Hood had law enforcement and those, they called criminals need to work together for the greater good after all the fate of humanity is on the line!" Astrid said
"And this involves us how?" she asked
"Because we need your skill to stop the king's plan," Astrid said
"What exactly is his plan!" they asked
"After his daughter's wedding, he will unleash a deadly magic virus that will kill every human that isn't in a Magical area," Astrid answered
"Wait, what wedding and whose getting married?" asked Fujiko
"The princess and her friends are going to marry your friends," Astrid answered
"WHAT!? we gotta stop that wedding!" they both said
"If you don't mind, I brought help," she said
"And stop the dad from killing the human race," Zenigata added.
"If you don't mind, I brought help," Astrid as said two women stepped out into the light
"Long time no sees." the two women said
"Hey it's you two," said the inspector recognizing them
"I had called Officers Chinjao & Zakskaya for help," Astrid said
"Why?" asked Fujiko and They both gave their answer
"Besides doing their duty as police officers we two are in love with members of the Lupin gang," Chinjao answered
"But Miss Zakskaya how did you love Jigen?" she asked
"Those types of questions can wait we have a more major event to deal with!" Zenigata said as they were getting off track.
"Right so when is the wedding taking place," asked Fujiko
"In a few hours!" Astrid answered
"Do you have a plan, Astrid?" asked Fujiko
"The King will disguise the rock with the virus inside as a firework, like most human wedding traditions you three women can challenge the princess and her friends to a duel if you win then not only you get the Lupin gang back, but you can also honor bound the Royal family for four hundred they can't try the king's plan, but if you fail then Inspector Zenigat you have to find the device, escape the castle and bring it here sadly this will only buy us five years at the max," Astrid answered
"Yikes! so what are we waiting for!" he said
"All four of you need disguise charms without you would know how the past magical creatures felt when they were hunted," Astrid said
"Oh right," said Fujiko while Chinjao looked at her locket and which had a picture of Goemon
Zakskaya's thoughts were about Jigen.
"Come on," said Fujiko Astrid got out charms
"Here are the charms while wearing them you will look like magical creatures to others but yourselves," Astrid said.
"Okay," the girls said as the charms transformed them into each magic being
"You might want to wait until we are near a magical area," Astrid said
"Okay and where is the wedding taking place?" asked Chinjao
Astrid, Fujiko, and Zenigata give the police officer a flat look.
"So we can stop it in time is there a place," she asked
"Yes, some of our members work inside the castle so getting you four inside is no problem," Astrid answered
"Right, Then let's get going," said Fujiko
The four humans went outside of the building.
"So how are we gonna get there," asked Zenigata
"You will but you can't tell no one about it!" Astrid answered as they re-enter the car.
"Me?" he said
"All of you can't tell no other human about this and everything you see," Astrid said as the driver started the car
"Okay I promise," he said
"It does make sense if you think about it Inspector Zenigata, some of the legends which surround the fountain of youth said you need either the tears of a mermaid or their blood for the fountain to work," Chinjao said.
"Wow!" he said
"Then you have the legends about magical creatures doing evil things, it's like our soldiers' actions in WW2," Zakskaya added
"Yeah," she said
Fujiko started to see why the king wanted to kill the human race their history with magical creatures was too dark.
"So in other words, he wants every human gone so he can create a new world?" she asked
"It's more like reclaiming this world," Astrid said
"Oh," said the girls
"She's right given the fact that some of the magical creatures are ten times older than me if not the human race." Inspector Zenigat said
"Do we need to pay so we could enter the magical area?" Chinjao asked
"I don't think so," said Astrid
"You hadn't been there?" the four questioned in shock.
"Sorry," she said
"It's fine but that means we need to be even more careful than before." Inspector Zenigat said
"Right, but we need outfits first," said Fujiko
Once they reach the base of the Temple's steps they put on the charms.
The dust swirls around them covering them from head to toe
When they step out of the car only one of them was unhappy
"Why I'm a Kappa?" Inspector Zenigat questions as he sees his reflection
"Sorry but turtles are wise and have the knowledge," said Astrid as the girls look at themselves
"But they are nuts for cucumbers and try to make some have Sumo matches against them," he said.
Chinjao is a nine-tailed fox.
"Oh my tails are really fluffy," she said as she saw the tails on her.
"Too bad they are an illusion," Chinjao said as her hand went through them
"And you Two?" she asked
"My make me look like a Werewolf," Zakskaya answered
"I'm with Inspector Zenigat, I don't like me!" Fujiko said as her reflection showed her to be a Yuki-Onna
"What's wrong," she asked
"Her charm makes her look like a Yuki-Onna," Zakskaya answered
"Oh," she said
"Fit with how often she gives Lupin the cold shoulder." Inspector Zenigata said
Fujiko scratched him with her nails and he yowched in pain
"I'm not the one chasing after him like a crazy ex," Fujiko said
'She's not wrong.' the other police officers thought
"Now me, I look like a wolf," said Zakskaya
"Follow me and don't act too much like yourselves," Astrid said as she started to climb the steps
when they reached the top of the stairs the ground keeper stops them.
"Yes?" he asked
"We need to use your portal," Astrid said.
"What portal," he said
"You don't notice the three fallows magical creatures with me?" Astrid asks with a flat look on her face.
"Sorry, what portal," he said
"Okay, how much?" Astrid asks in a tired tone
"Sorry I have never seen a portal-," he said before Chinjao and Fujiko knocked him out
"What the heck?" Astrid asks
"It was a reflex, he's not dead," said Fujiko
"And we still don't know where the portal is at." Inspector Zenigata said
"Over here," said Astrid
They follow Astrid
"I exactly know how to find the portal, observe," she said as she rubbed on the gnome's hat
"Well, Japanese people don't use gnomes so it was a dead giveaway," Zakskaya said
"Right so next stop, the kingdom!" said Astrid
