I applied some aftershave and cologne to spruce myself up as Draco and I prepared for a double date with Leone and Akame respectively. "Ain't this great? We're finally getting that date with our girls." Draco said as he popped a piece of mint in his mouth underneath his mask.

"I know, right? I definitely felt a spark with Akame, but I've never had the chance to spend a lot of time with her outside of sparring or missions and she's pretty focused when we're doing those things, so this will be nice. " I agreed, rinsing with mouthwash, popping some mints and finally, using some breath spray, breaking out into a coughing fit. "Oh, gods! Gods, this shit is strong!" I croaked out, struggling to breathe, finally managing a deep breath. "Better use more." I said, spraying the rest of it and practically dying. "Okay, I think I'm good." I said.

"Good. Can't keep the ladies waiting." Draco says eagerly as he's about to slide out the door.

"Yes. It shall be a night to remember." I agreed, sliding up to the door ad well, opening it to see our dates.

The door opened revealing our two favorite members of Night Raid aka, our dates. Draco wrapped his arm around Leone who is sporting a sleeveless golden short dress while still wearing her usual boots. "Lookin' good, Leone. Ready for our date?" He asked.

The blonde smiled at the blood demon. "Can't wait." She said.

Akame stood beside Leone, wearing a similar sleeveless silk dress, only in red. "I'm looking forward to spending time together, Sai. And eating a good meal." Akame said.

I smiled and held one of her hands. "Don't worry, Akame. I promise this is the first of many incredible nights we'll share together." I said, kissing her hand.

"What are we waiting for, everyone? Let's go! Those booze aren't gonna drink themselves!" Leone exclaimed excitedly as she was tugging Draco by his arm.

"Okay, babe. Don't worry, I promise there's still gonna be booze for you." He said.


We went out into the Capitol, wearing clever disguises so no one would recognize Akame, looking around. "So, what did you have planned first?" Akame said.

"Hmm..." I pondered, looking around, before we noticed the theater beside us. "Oh. Well, I was thinking we could maybe enjoy a nice play." I suggested. "And don't worry, I have theater snacks." I said, pulling out a plate of tacos.

"Not bad. And brought some fresh cool refreshments." Draco said, as he pulled out a mini fridge from his blood portal. He then opened it revealing canned alcoholic beverages.

Leone squealed happily as she hugged him. "Alright Draco! This is already the best date ever!"

"But how will we get in? Tickets are pretty expensive." Akame asked.

"Well, we ARE assassins HIGHLY skilled in the arts of stealth and infiltration, I'm sure we'll find a way in." I said, taking her hand once again and sneakily leading them into the theater, avoiding anyone's notice and even getting balcony seats after executing the corrupt officials who had them first.

"Heh heh. Only thing better than paying for a show is watching is for free." Draco said, as he passed the drinks to us.

"Couldn't have said it better myself." I said, taking the drinks.

"Hell yeah. Now let's enjoy the show." Leone said as she started drinking her beverage.


After the show, our group left the theater. "Man, what an ending!" Leone said excitedly.

"Indeed. I had quite a fun time. So, what did you have planned next?" Akame asked.

"Oh. Well, I happened to off a noble with ties to the Minister who had a n absolutely BEAUTIFUL and expansive botanical garden and menagerie, so I figured we might enjoy that, now that the vacancy isn't occupied anymore." I suggested.

"Hey, why not? Lead the way, friendo!" Draco said.

Making our way across the city, we soon found the mansion and made our way inside, coming to a large, open area with countless exotic and beautiful plants, as well as amazing and unusual rare animals. "I've never seen even half of these flowers. Or the animals." Akame said in amazement, before drooling a bit. "I wonder how they taste." She said.

"Yeah. They're not bad. Only animal I prefer is this fine kitten here." Draco said as he shifted his eyes to Leone with his arm wrapped around her waist while grinning beneath his mask.

"Awe. Thanks Draco." Leone said as she placed his head to her chest.

"I'm kind of interested in these plants. This one says so sweet." Akame said, leaning towards one and sniffing it's aroma, not realizing it was basically a giant Venus Flytrap and was about to snap down on her, before I pulled her back to safety.

"Maybe we should admire them from a healthy distance." I suggested.

"Look, Leone; dandelions." Draco said, pointing at the large yellow flowers. "There was a joke I was about make relating you and those, but I couldn't think of it." He added as his head sunken down.

"Aww, it's fine." Leone said to comfort the blood demon.

"This is all incredible. If only we could share it with the rest of the resistance." Akame said.

I looked down at this, before coming up with another idea. "Well, I know what we CAN share with them. Money. And my next assassination target just so happens to be a precious art collector. To the point he's even stolen high end paintings from desperate artists barely scraping by and other somewhat wealthy citizens. So, what say we do some art shopping, with just a bit of work thrown in?" I asked.

"I like this idea!" Leone said with a grin.

"Agreed. I got my shopping cart right here." Draco said as he pulled out a cart from his blood portal.

"Good idea, man. Let's go." I said.


Once again, we made our way across the city and found the mansion, Draco delivering a flying kick to smash through a window while giving Leone a piggyback ride and I landed beside them with Akame in my arms, bridal style.

"Ah yes, it's lootin' time." Draco said, before he and Leone went ahead while riding on a shopping cart as they were taking every art they saw.

"Oh, man. This will make a bundle for the resistance." I said, putting my hand against the wall and knocking the paintings into the cart as I passed by. "And, of course, a good handful of gourmet meals on future dates." I added, looking to Akame as she bashfully swiped a golden bowl with fruits made of gems.

Just then, a group of Imperial Guards arrived pointing their guns at us.

"Guys, we have company!" Alerted Leone, she and Draco jumped out of the cart.

"It's the jobber brigades!" Draco added before taunting them with a crotch chop which made them open fire as he and Leone effortlessly dodged every set.

Leone activated her Lionelle Imperial Arms before pouncing on one of the guards for the kill while Draco cut them up with his pair of blood katanas.

Akame quickly sliced through a small group with her Murasame. "Eliminate." She said.

"The perfect way to Cap off a date! Taking out some poor, hapless goons." I said, rushing at them and ripping through them with my Kraken gauntlets.

"You said it, dude." Draco said while he cut down another of the Imperial goons and sees Leone throwing her kicks, not caring about her panty flashing. "Be still, my beating meat." He giggles perversely.

Similarly, Akame jumping and spinning around in a miniskirt left little to the imagination. "I could die happy right now." I said.

Akame then turned to me. "Sai, isn't your target here, somewhere?" She asked.

I snapped back to reality at this. "Oh! Right. He's probably stargazing on the roof." I said.

"Well then, let's not keep him waiting." Draco said as he stabbed an incoming guard before he had the chance to attack him from behind.

"Why don't we pay him a nice visit?" Leone added before twisting the guard's neck.

"Agreed." I said, the four of us quickly heading to the roof.


It didn't take long for us to reach the roof and dispatch the target's guards, Draco getting the target to his knees and holding his head, preparing to break his neck. "P-please! Don't kill me! I can offer you money! Weapons! Power! Women! Anything! Just don't kill me!" He pleaded.

"Nah. I think I'm pretty set. How about you guys?" Draco said while grinning eagerly beneath his mask.

"I'm good too!" Leone said.

"We've already taken a considerable fortune. And we have plenty of weapons. Any help he can offer is irrelevant." Akame said.

"Seems we're all in agreement, then. We don't need your help, pal. We're young and alive." I said, pointing at him with a crazed look in my eyes, one that Draco mirrored. "Wish I could say the same for you!" I declared, giving a thumbs down, signaling for Draco to break his neck.

"Well you heard 'em. Looks like your free trial of living has been expired." He said before twisting his neck, killing him.

"Nice. You know, while we're out, anybody have any other jobs they want to get off their list?" I asked.

"There's some corrupt Imperial guards who are making deals with some bandits." Draco stated.

"Let's get 'em!" I said as we leapt off into the night.

We've found where the guards and bandits were making deals and ambushes them. Leone punches one them dead and Draco snuck behind one of them and sliced his stomach open with his blood bladed sickle, spilling his intestines.

I hit one guard with a blast of ice from my Permafrost staff, before throwing the sword of a fallen guard threw him, causing him to shatter, then I pulled out a pair of rocket launchers to let Akame and Leone have a taste of modern weaponry. Based on the explosions causing dismembered guards to go flying everywhere, they caught on pretty quick. "Oh, yeah! Let's keep going until there are no guards left!" Draco declared.

I tilted my head side to side in consideration at this while Draco looked at me pleadingly. "Hm... I don't know, man. I think that's a bit much for a first date. Probably about time to pump the brakes on the murder." I told him.

"Alright, fine. But first...!" Draco began, then pulled towards the unfortunate guard and shanked him repeatedly with a crazed looked in his eyes.


With all of our date night hijinks done, I decided to take the girls home in style and produced a Blackbird jet out of my coat, the four of us heading back to the base. It was a quick flight, but still one the girls seemed to really enjoy. "Woo! That sure was a fun night!" Leone said as she jumped out of the Blackbird after we landed.

"Glad you did, babe. I don't think anything can top this night...but we'll sure try." Draco said while grinning while his arms wrapped around the blonde's waist.

"Yeah. I can see a lot more nights just like this one in the future, maybe even better." I said, before holding Akame's hand. "That is, if you're interested." I added.

She smiled at this. "I'd love that." She said.

Leone pulled down Draco's mask and kissed him on the lips. "Thanks, Draco." She said, starting to saunter away.

"Anytime, babe. I aim to please." He said while grinning.

Akame gave me a quick Peck on the lips as well. "Thank you, Sai. I think I really needed this. To get my mind off all this fighting... and to remember what I'm fighting for." She said.

I smiled at this. "I'm happy to do what I can to make this situation we're all in even A LITTLE less hellish." I told her. The girls both smiled at this and went inside.

"Aren't we such awesome boyfriends?" Draco asked as he watches them walked inside.

"Yeah, we have some good moments." I agreed. "Now, I just hope my date with Nisha goes just as well. If not a bit better." I said, wiggling my brows suggestively.

"Dude, that's my sister!" Draco exclaimed.

"Yeah. And you make the same jokes about my sister, buy you don't see me complain." I told him.

"Touché." Draco said.