Welcome Back, Last chapter I lied about what the chapter was about, this chapter is another mismatch of plotpoints.

The camera opens on a playground, Saturn's van pulling up to a parking lot. Saturn, Festivia and Luster exiting the car

"Alright girls, I'll be on that bench if you need me." Saturn said "Now go have fun!"

"Thanks dad!" Festivia said, running off

"Thank you Mister Butterfly!" Luster said, Galloping off

Saturn sitting on a park bench, a young woman with tanned skin, green eyes and brunette hair. Wearing a green dress, next to her sat a green slime monster with purple pants and a purple beanie on.

"How's it going?" Saturn asked

"Hey, you're Star's uncle" the slime monster said

"It's a bit more complicated than that, Saturn" he said, shaking the slime's hand, and then the girls

"Penelope Spiderbite, this is my boyfriend Slime" the girl said

"Nice to meet you. Hell of a week, am I right?" Saturn asked

"You can say that again, Mina trying to kill everyone, Star destroying magic, Mewni, Ponyland and Earth merging together" Penelope said

"Mina tried to kill everyone?" Saturn asked "Oh course she did." he sighed "This is why I didn't send Fest to a Mewni school district"

"Fest?" Slime asked

"Festivia, after one of my….adventures I woke up in another timeline, stopped the usurping and adopted Fest…she's hanging out with Luster over there on the swings" Saturn explained to the couple's shock

"Festivia Butterfly?" Penelope asked

"Yeah. because my timeline kind of….killed her for being a false queen, I wouldn't let that happen to a baby, to my corncob" Saturn sighed "Shit…so you're a spiderbite…heh, no hard feelings?"

"I don't know you" Penelope replied "But from what i've heard, why would there be"

"Royal family stuff." Saturn said "Idiotic Mewnian Ideologies that range from Ministry of Magic to Pavlovian" the two looked at him confused "I do alot of multiverse travel….well I did before the whole red sky fiasco…hey why are you guys here?"

"We're watching my little sister" Slime replied, pointing to a slime girl who was now playing tag with Luster and Festivia

"Aww" Saturn said "That's what I like to see at the end of the day, some harmony"

The camera cut away to Glim looking at a cookbook in Twilight's kitchen, Twilight and Spike walking in

"What are you looking at Starlight?" Spike asked

"One of Saturn's recipe books, he always kept a spare one under the passenger seat in the van" Glim said flipping through pages "Let's see, Soylent green…no i'd need a human base, Boiled Audrey II…no, no…Ah here we go, the actual recipe- ACTUAL?...Hmmm, Twi do you like quesadilla's?"

"Oh boy" Spike said

"W-wh-what?" Twilight began to twitch

"Ok that's a no…OH, Plumbus Cannelloni" Glim said "Do we have a Plumbus?" Glim asked

"What?" Twilight and Spike asked

"Well, I only know one man to call" Glim said, trotting away, Spike and Twilight looking at eachother confused. The camera fading to Solaria on Trixie's back, the two travelling

"Why don't you wear a saddle?" Solaria asked

"Trixie just met you!" Trixie said offended

"So?" She replied

"Saddles are Lingerie!" Trixie screamed

"O-oh?" Solaria asked, the camera fading away to Saturn on the park bench with Penelope and Slime. Star joining them

"Saturn!" Star shouted

"...Hi Star, what's up?" Saturn asked

"Star, don't trample him" Moon's voice said from a distance

"Saturn, my mom wanted you to explain alternate timelines" Star replied

"I was watching Festivia and Luster right now. Star. I trust you, I respect you. Watch over my child who is technically your grandmother and her half sister." Saturn stood up "Fest, Luster, Star's gonna watch you!"

"Ok dad!" Festivia replied, Saturn walking to Moon

"First off, Fuck you" Saturn said "I'm only doing this because I respect Star. you are NOT family to me."

"I was doing this to protect my famil-" Moon was interrupted

"Are you really that stupid? Honestly? You blame everyone but yourself…." Saturn inhaled through his nose then exhaled through his mouth "let's just discuss business, you've got a kid, I do too….what do you want to know?"

"How it works…if you're willing to tell me" Moon replied

"...sure, let me unlock the car and we'll talk at twilight's…she wanted to know too." Saturn replied after hesitating, the camera cutting to Shastacan in his hotel room, a knock being heard on the door

"...Come in" he sighed, the door opening and Eclipsa stood with Meteora in her arms.

"Nevermind, stay out" Shastacan said

"Shastacan." Eclipsa replied

"I fucked up!" He shouted

"Atleast you're trying to change" Eclipsa replied "I could hardly believe my eyes"

"Well it certainly shocked me with the red mist event." Shastacan replied "...I thought I could run from my problems"

"How does tea sound?" Eclipsa asked

"It sounds great, i'll tell my secretary" Shastacan replied, a shrunken Globgor peeking his head out of Eclipsa's pocket. Shastacan waving to him as the camera cut to Glim outside of a baudge house with a brown roof. She knocks on the door with her hoof.

The door opens and an older gentleman with blue hair in a lab coat walks out

"...Ok, what do you want?" He asked disgruntled before burping

"I need two favors" Glim said

"...Saturn isn't with you right?" he asked

"No Rick. He took the-"

"Awesome, I didn't want my morty to die anyways. What do you need?" Rick asked

"I need a plumbus and help setting up interdimensional cable" Glim replied, Rick sighing, reaching into his coat and throwing a strange object at Glim

"You're crashing at Twilight Shimmer's right?" He asked before burping

"Close enough" she nodded, Rick pulling out a strange gun with a green vial ontop, shooting a portal.

"You're lucky everyone at the citedeal owes you for taking out that rouge ford." Rick replied, the two walking through the portal into her and Saturn's room in Twilight's castle. Rick began fiddling with the TV "This will take me about a fe- done" he said switching on the TV to an orange alicorn mare with a purple mane before turning the tv off. The camera cut to Saturn and Moon sitting in the car, Saturn driving somewhere

"Ok so there's 52 base universes, most of them have a Mewni, an Earth, a Hell, A Planet Vegeta, Equestria, Boiling Isles, Amphibia, Blitz and Chips, y'know. Each of those universes have slight variations and their own timelines. If you dip Dimensional Scissors in Portal fluid you can travel timelines and universes as WELL as dimensions and places" Saturn explained

"I didn't understand much of those places but I believe I get the jist" Moon replied "Now, where are you going?"

"Getting groceries" Saturn replied "erm, spices i mean, we need parmesan…fuck it, pig-goat cheese will do"

"Saturn, how do you know so much about the multiverse" Moon asked

"Glim and I had some adventures when we were first dating." Saturn said "And of course wrestling in MECCW…..just alot of stuff. Pixietopia made bank off of an Interdimensional deal with the citadel." Saturn continued to drive before spotting Solaria on Trixie's back near a hotel. Parking in a parking lot across the street. Saturn sighed and took a swig of an energy drink.

"What are you doing?" Moon asked

"...I need to take care of something" Saturn said, getting out of the car, walking up to the duo

"What in celestia's name is that?" Trixie asked

"Good to see you too Trixie." Saturn said

"That's the monster that infected my daughter's womb" Solaria shouted

"What?" Trixie asked

"I'm her grandson and she hates me because i'm a hybrid" Saturn explained

"You are a curse to the butterfly name" Solaria replied, getting off of Trixie's back. Unsheathing a sword and swinging at Saturn leaving a cut which bleed.

"Raspberry ribbon lasso" he shouted, a ribbon shooting out of his hand and catching her sword.

Swinging it out of reach. The two then began to trade blows.

"Miss Trixie, Get somewhere safe" Saturn said

"Ok" she nodded fearfully before galloping away, Saturn and Solaria continued to trade blows before Saturn grabbed her by the waist, hitting a suplex onto the concrete busting her open. He went for another one but she headbutted him making him lose his grasp busting open his lip. She fell before getting up and running at Saturn, only to be picked up by the left leg and back, Saturn jumping up, spinning and hitting a spinebuster. Solaria grabbing Saturn by the neck with one arm and hitting a hook with the other, the two continued to trade blows across the street to the car

"Is that Solaria?" Moon asked from the passenger seat of the car, Saturn throwing Solaria with an Irish whip before getting in the car and slamming the door, Starting it and driving, hitting Solaria who flew into the air. "Saturn!" Moon chastised

"Moon, you know who she was looking for" Saturn replied disgruntled. Getting out of the car. Solaria getting up as Saturn's wound continued to bleed. He coughed with a sigh then a smirk. Solaria running at him only for Saturn to cup his hands "Haduken" Saturn shouted

A green fireball slammed through his hands towards solaria. She went aback as Saturn rubbed his neck and spit out a green mist blinding her, she grabbed her eyes and grunted before Saturn hit a knee, his blood spraying everywhere as he grabbed her neck and hit a DDT Knocking Solaria out cold, Saturn passing out and glowing red, he began to levitate before turning into his crimson moth form and bolting away.

A parking meter officer walked up to moon in the car

"Hey, can you tell your friend-" The metermaid blinked "I've seen you on the news, I'll uh, get you a tow truck"

The camera cut away to Glim, Spike and Marco in the kitchen preparing a dish, Star, Luster and Fest playing with Legos

"Saturn's Adopted mom was Italian so she made alot of different dishes." Glim said, using her horn to levitate a cup of mashed purple berries

"So where do the interdimensional ingredients come in?" Spike asked

"Well, Quest Buy, and the Citadel of Ricks….and Saturn wanting to experiment" Glim replied, pouring the berries into a pan, Saturn crashing into the kitchen

"SATURN!" Glim shouted as Saturn converted back to his normal form, with scars instead of wounds. He woke up.

"Wha-" and then he saw the wall

"Twi's gonna kill me" he said getting up

"Saturn…where did you get that scar?" Glim asked

"Solaria stabbed me but I hit her with the car a- THE CAR!" He said

"Saturn, you were STABBED" Glim shouted "Go lay on the couch infront of Star"

"Solaria the Monster Carver?!" Marco asked

"Yeah, she was using Trixie as a steed, holding her against her will" Saturn said "I- GAH" He shouted coughing up some blood.

"Saturn, go lay down" Glim said

"Yeah you need rest" Marco added

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH REST, EVERY TIME I WAKE UP LATELY IT'S A THREAT. I JUST WOKE UP…..WE AIN'T IN ALBANY ANYMORE BROTHER" Saturn shouted "...I can't rest, I don't want anyone else to get hurt."

"Dad" Fest said "Lay down, mom will make Plumbus Cane-cani, that pasta thing you make"

"...but what if" Saturn was cut off by Star

"Then i'll take care of it" she said

"...Ok" Saturn sighed. "I didn't get the Pig-goat cheese"

"Twilight is grabbing it" Glim said

Saturn nodded

"I hope you get better soon mr. Butterfly" Luster said, Saturn ruffling her mane with his hand

"Thanks kid" he replied

"Saturn, before you lay down could you scratch be-" Glim was cut off by Saturn scratching behind Glim's ear and then on her neck before practically petting her, the two kissing.

"Take it to the bedroom please" Fest said, covering her eyes.

It then cut to Ford and the twins sitting in a diner at night

"...So we did all of that for nothing" Ford said

"We did all of that because you believed there was some big evil" Dipper shouted, the lights slamming off before a gong was heard, the lights turned a dim purple as the Undertaker held Ford upside down by the waist, hitting a piledriver and covering Ford's chest with his arms, Ford sitting straight up

"Saturn Butterfly will REST IN PEACE" His voice said through Ford, the two left as a scared waitress popped up from behind a counter "It's on the house"

"Grunkle Ford!" The twins shouted, running out the door, but the two that they chased were nowhere to be seen.

The camera cut again to Eclipsa, Globgor and Meteora in a restaurant, Moon entered the building and rushing to them

"Eclipsa. Saturn was stabbed by Solaria" Moon said "Then he turned into his butterfly form and flew away"

"What?" Eclipsa asked "Wait…are you sure it was my mother?"

"I was in the car." she replied "She's outside"

"Gamma?" Meteora asked

"...We need to head to twilight's" Eclipsa said

"I guess i'll grab the bill" Shastacan joked from the corner of the room before a short awkward silence "Oh, I guess I will"

The camera cut a final time to Saturn, Glim, Festivia, Luster, Star, Marco, Twilight and Spike eating a purple glowing alien dish

"You know I wasn't sold on this the first time he made this" Glim said "But then he substituted some ingredients. Added mashed boiled yadda yadda berries to the dough mix for the pasta"

"Switched the beef sausage out for plumbus for your dad's sake" Saturn replied

"I honestly didn't know Plumbus was edible at the time, but we went to Blips and Chitz for Festivia's first birthday and they had Plumbus nachos" Glim said "Can you believe it, Plumbus Nachos"

"...So I hate to bother you two, but howmanytimeshaveyoubeentospace, what'sitlikecanigowithyou?" Twi said

"We'll see Twi" Glim giggled

"Marco and I have had Goblin dogs" Star said

"...wha-what?" Saturn asked

"Yep" Marco said, believing Saturn was impressed

"Those are LSD and pleeble juice boiled snapgrillers which are then grilled" Saturn said "THOSE ARE DRUGS!"

Glim laughed her ass off as Saturn began to giggle "You got scammed dude." he sighed "I'm sorry, I just thought it was funny….Glim and I"

"Were scammed as well" Glim added

"...Dad, could you tell the story of how you met mom later?" Fest asked

"Let me get everyone something to drink then I will, ok corncob?" Saturn asked

"Ok!" Fest nodded

And that's it for this chapter, sorry for the delay, I've ben doing music stuff and been very busy. I hope you enjoyed this, remember to give a like, follow, favorite, share, review and read. All the good stuff…and remember to have a good night!