(Neo Gotham Cemetery)

It was the day after Naruto discovered how his parents died due to Derek Powers power hungry machinations. Due to his justified rage and aggression at Powers Bruce told him to take a day or two off of school as well as patrolling. To let him calm himself before he did anything rash.

After all, even with the disc evidence Powers had most of the police force and court systems in his back pocket. They needed more evidence before they could take him down.

Right now Naruto was in front of his parents' graves, laying roses upon them as he stood before them.

"Hey mom, dad" Naruto started to say "I'm sorry I haven't visited in a while. I was just busy with my patrols." Naruto said before he sighed "I don't know whether you'd like what I've become since your deaths. I accepted that but, now, now that I know what truly happened, I want nothing more than to march down to Wayne Powers and slice the bastard open and strangle him with his own intestines" Naruto growled out before he took a breath.

"Everyone is worried about me. And if you were alive I'm sure you would be too. It's funny you know, Mr. Freeze gave me advice before he sacrificed himself not to give into revenge but now that I'm faced with the prospect of getting it it's all I can think about, heh maybe I should get some therapy" Naruto said with a chuckle before he turned to leave "I'll see you both again soon and when I do I'll hopefully have my answer to my own question" Naruto said as he started to walk away. Before he saw Nelson Nash and two of his jock friends walking through the cemetery drinking a few beers and heading towards him and the graves

"Well well if it ain't Uzumaki" Nelson said as he crushed his beer can

"Not in the mood asshole so why don't you and your fuck buddies walk away" Naruto told him

"Aww what's a matter? Is the bad boy of the school weeping over a few dead guys? Feh what a pussy" Nelson mocked before he chucked the beer can. Right onto Kushina's grave

Naruto suddenly saw red and grabbed Nelson by his throat and slammed him into the ground before he glared at his friends getting them to back away in fear

"Get off me you son of a bitch!" Nelson yelled as he swung his fist at Naruto which he caught

"You know you're proud of your ability to be an athlete……how would you like to lose that?" Naruto asked as he glared at Nelson and gripped his arm tight making it crack

"Agh!! You fucking psycho!" Nelson cried out

"You're gonna clean that can off my mother's grave or I'll show you how Psycho I can really be" Naruto growled in pure rage

"Wait, that's your mom's grave?" one of Nelson's friends asked as they both flinched as that was a little much for them

"Why should I care just cause some worthless whore gave birth to you and probably offed herself out of disappointment!" Nelson yelled

Naruto grit his teeth and…..

SNAP!

Snapped Nelson's wrist as he cried in pure agony from Naruto's actions.

"Now what did you fucking learn?" Naruto growled out

"That your Whore mom would be ashamed of you, you worthless shit!" Nelson cried in pure pain and anger

"Keep…my…mom's…name…out…of…your…mouth!!!" Naruto yelled as he stomped his foot on Nelson's back adding more pressure with each word while his 2 friends just stood there wide eyed at Naruto's rage. Justified as he was in their eyes it was still a shock to witness

Naruto took a breath as he started to walk away before Nelson, the arrogant twat he was, opened his mouth one more time

"A shame she's dead bet she would've been a good lay" he said with a mocking smirk

Naruto growled at this before he grabbed Nelson by his throat and shoved what looked like a pistol in his mouth shocking him and his friends

"Give me a reason. Go ahead. Do it. Make my day!" Naruto growled

Nelson started to hyperventilate and soon he passed out just from terror as he saw death itself in Naruto's eyes

Naruto dropped Nelson at this and scoffed "punk ass it's a toy" Naruto said as he was holding a pellet gun. Naruto put it away before he turned to Nelson's buddies. "Keep him in line." Naruto told them before he walked away from them to a nearby tree and started to breathe to calm himself

"You went too far Naruto" The voice of Bruce Wayne said as he hobbled over to him by his cane

"If he talked like that about your mom what would you have done?" Naruto asked hotly

"……this is a free pass" Bruce said as he couldn't deny that since as a kid a bully said something about his mother and he broke his jaw

"That's what I thought" Naruto said as he walked out of the cemetery before seeing Terry walk over from afar

"Woah What happened to Nelson?" He asked seeing Nelson's friends carry him over them as they were by the entrance

"He fell. Right Nash?" Naruto said simply as he got on his motorcycle

"Yeah…. I….. fell" Nelson said as he was right now trying not to shit himself at the sight of Naruto. Luckily for him Naruto flew off and his friends carried him away

"... so what really happened?" Terry asked Bruce

"Nelson talked about his mother and Naruto…..corrected him" Bruce said keeping it simple

"Oh that dumbass… so what now?" Terry asked Bruce

"Let him grieve for a bit. He needs time. In the meantime you'll have a few solo patrols till he can patrol without the risk of going on a rampage" Bruce told Terry

"Got it. What about the twins? What are they gonna do" Terry asked as while he didn't mind solo he was concerned about his friend's mental state right now

"I'm letting them help Naruto but from what it seems he just wishes to be alone right now. Give him time. That being said, keep an eye on Powers. The last thing we need is Naruto storming Wayne Powers like a harbinger of death" Bruce told him before they headed into the cemetery.

After all, Bruce's parents and Terry's dad were also buried here.

Terry nodded at this as while he didn't blame Naruto for wanting to kill powers, hell he'd join him given the chance, he wasn't gonna let Naruto destroy himself for trash like Powers.

Bruce hobbled along before he walked to a particular grave "it's been a long time…… Jason" Bruce said morosely as he visited the grave of his adopted son.

(With Naruto)

Naruto walked into his apartment after driving back to it before he saw Delia and Deirdre there waiting for him at the table.

"We need to talk" Delia said as they gestured for him to sit down. Naruto sat down as the twins looked at him "look we can't imagine what you're dealing with but we scheduled a therapist for you to help you. They're on the way now" Delia told him making Naruto sigh

"Girls I love you both but I don't need to some quack -" Naruto was saying before

"Hey, I am not a quack!" Harley yelled as she kicked down the door and came in along with Ivy

"... the door was unlocked Nana" Dierdre deadpanned

"I don't care I refuse to be called a quack even if he's got a bitch breaker!" Harley yelled out

"... this is who you brought in?" Naruto deadpanned

"She's a licensed therapist puddin. Besides it's free" Delia shrugged

"That and you won't have to hold back so you can keep your red hood stuff secret" Ivy said as she sat down

"Plus if you're a good boy I'll give you special treatment" Harley said with a mad grin as she checked Naruto out

"... fuck it fine" Naruto sighed

"Fantastic now You two Leave" Harley told her granddaughters

"What?" Dierdre asked in shock

"Doctor patient confidentiality. Ivy's only here cause she can sedate him if needed" Harley explained

"Fine but be careful he loves to pull on pigtails when he's balls deep in your ass" Delia said with a giggle

"That's fine Nana loves it rough! Hard! Fast! Ooh I came just thinking about it!" Harley giggled

"You're here to help him not get wrecked" Ivy said flatly

"Sex can be a good stress release" Harley said simply

"Alright well good luck puddin" Deirdre told Naruto before they left to do a patrol

"Yeah, leave marks. Make their asses red like aunt Ivy's hair" Delia giggled as they closed the door as they left

"Ok stud let's start with eeeee!" Harley was saying before Naruto grabbed her and pulled her into a rough kiss.

"... so sex first I guess" Ivy deadpanned

"Your next after I break this ass in" Naruto growled as he smacked Harley's leather clad ass

"Mmm harder" Harley moaned out "make me really feel it!" She giggled

Naruto raised his hand and smacked Harley's ass hard. Not only making it ripple but his fingers tearing part of her pants

"Ah!~ such a rough little boy!" Harley moaned out

"I'm not little" Naruto growled out

"Mmmmm you Play with my granddaughters every night but I'm not them. I'm not gonna be impressed easily. So show me what you got little boy" Harley grinned

Naruto growled as he unzipped his pants as Harley slipped down to her knees.

"Want me to kiss it little bo-?" Harley was asking mockingly before she found his cock shoved down her throat in one thrust as he gripped her pigtails in each hand. Using them as handles for an instant face fuck

"I'm not gonna be gentle now suck that cock" Naruto grunted out as he slammed his cock down her throat. His balls slapping into her chin with each thrust

Ivy's eyes widened in surprise as she watched this teen pretty much use Harleys mouth as a sex toy.

"I always wanted Harley Quinn on her knees for me!" Naruto smirked as he kept slamming his dick down her mouth. Enjoying her gags as she choked on his thick dick.

'Oh god it's so fucking thick! I can barely breathe!' Harley thought as she breathed through her nose as best she could during the face fucking. Inhaling his masculin scent as she gagged on his cock.

"Ugh your throat is the best I'm getting close" Naruto grunted out as he felt his testicle pulse ready to fire his seed into the clown woman's mouth

Harley felt his load go down her throat however its amount and its thickness made her struggle to swallow it. So much was it that her cheeks swelled up comedically as she tried to swallow.

"Don't waste a drop" Naruto demanded as he pulled away so Harley could swallow. Harley slowly gulped down his cum in her mouth until her cheeks went back to their normal size before she opened her mouth with her tongue hanging out to show she drank it all.

"Wow you're an energetic stud aren't you?" Harley panted out as she saw Naruto's throbbing cock

"Turn around and lose the pants. We're gonna throw a party" Naruto ordered

"Wouldn't you rather rip my clothes off me piece by piece?" Harley asked with a teasing tone

"I love when my girls show off to me now do it" Naruto ordered

"Make me little boy" Harley giggled out

Naruto growled as he turned her around and pushed her onto the floor on her hands and knees

"Ooh so rough! Now what little boy?" She asked as she wiggled her ass enticingly for him

Naruto growled as he grabbed her pants and forced them around her knees and gripped her hips roughly making Harley moan in excitement

"I'm gonna fuck you and not gently. Do don't beg me to stop" Naruto growled into her ear as he rubbed his cock on her wet pussy

"Less talky more fuckey little boy" Harley mocked

Naruto growled at this and thrusted not into her pussy but her ass

"Yaaaahhhh!" Harley yelled in shock and pain at feeling his thick cock penetrate her tight asshole

"Holy fuck this is the tightest asshole I've ever fucked!" Naruto yelled while Ivy looked on wide eyed "what?" Naruto asked

"... she was an anal virgin" Ivy said after a second

Naruto smirked at this as he gripped Harley's ass. "Is that a fact? Then I better show her a good time!" Naruto yelled before he started to hammer into her ass making her ass slap against his abs

"Oh fuck!!!" Harley yelled as she tried to keep herself on her hands and knees at his fierce thrusts nearly knocking her flat on her face. Harley felt her pigtails get pulled back by Naruto however to hold her up.

"I'll use these handles but first!" Naruto yelled as he reached a hand down to her shirt and ripped it from the front clean off her body and revealing her red bra clad tits swinging till Naruto ripped her bra off after "there now lets make those tits bounce for Ivy to enjoy the show!" Naruto smirked as he went back to holding her pigtails while pounding Harley's asshole into oblivion

"Ah! That's right, little boy! Rev up your Harley!" She moaned in ecstasy as each thrust sent her breasts to bounce into her face with audible smacks.

"I'll do more than rev up my Harley! This Harley exists only to be ridden by me from now on. Me and my ladies!" Naruto growled as he reached a hand down to one of her breasts and gripped it roughly

Harley panted and moaned and smiled madly as she felt herself about to climax hard after so long

"Hope you like the feeling of hot cum in your ass cause that's what you're gonna get" Naruto growled into her ear

Harley threw her head back and arched her back at this and screamed. Climaxing at the idea of her asshole being filled by his hot cum. As she did so Naruto felt her asshole tighten like a vice around his dick making him finally unload into her.

After a minute Harley panted before she fell to the floor face down and ass up as Naruto pulled out of her. Still hard and raring to go.

Naruto turned to Ivy who was panting after watching the show that Naruto had Given her

"Strip" Naruto growled out as he walked over to her since she was still sitting at the table

Ivy quickly undressed as Naruto approached her and pushed her onto the table and got on top of her

"Pick a hole" Naruto ordered her as he wanted to know what hole she wanted him to pound into like a wild animal.

"My p-pussy" Ivy stuttered out as she felt his hot breath hit her neck. Immediately after, Naruto grinned as he slammed his cock to the hilt inside the plant woman's pussy.

"You know I always wanted to fuck a redhead like you. You and Harley were the two of Batman's rogues I wanted to fuck the most" Naruto admitted as he gave a quick thrust into her and making her scream as her breasts bounced

Naruto grunted and panted as he fucked Ivy but paused as he felt Harley hug him from behind smooshing her breasts against his back

"She needs it bad little boy so you better fuck her good" Harley whispered into Naruto's ear before she started to bite at his neck to egg him on.

"Grrrr! When she's cummed her brains out your next bitch!" Naruto growled as he slammed his cock into Ivy with a new ferocity. Doubling his speed as he pounded away at her twat.

"Looking forward to it little boy" Harley smirked as she blew into Naruto's ear to send him into overdrive.

Ivy screamed at the newfound ferocity Naruto was exhibiting as he slammed his cock inside of her tightening twat. Making the plant mistress scream loudly at each and every thrust he gave her. Feeling each thrust slam against her womb.

Naruto watched her breasts bounce with each thrust and felt his mouth water a little

"Yeah red has big ones huh? I think she's slightly bigger than me" Harley giggled "really want to get her going? Go ahead and motorboat them as you tear up her pussy." Harley told him with a grin

Naruto grunted at this as he started to motorboat his face in Ivy's breasts as he continued to thrust into her. His spiky hair poked into her jiggling tits and made Ivy moan as her arms instinctively wrapped around his neck to keep him in between her massive jugs. Loving the feel of his head in between her knockers.

Harley giggled madly as Naruto started to thrust even harder into Ivy, making the table they were on creak and quake "you getting close little boy?" she asked Naruto with a teasing tone "I bet you are. You gonna fill up the plant mistress with your thick, white nectar?" Harley giggled out

"Gah fuck your next after her!" Naruto growled as he felt his balls tighten after Harley's joke

"Ooh I can't wait. Fill her up and then take me like a cocksleeve!" Harley cackled

"Yes my darling! Defile my womb with your seed!" Ivy moaned out as she licked her lips at Naruto in a sexy way making him finally unload inside her. Flooding her depths with his cum as her body shook from her own orgasm.

As Ivy shook and shuddered Naruto panted for breath after his climax. The table they were on finally broke and they both fell to the floor.

Harley burst out laughing at this "damn pammy good thing you can't have kids! Pretty sure he'd have fertilized you after that one. And the table! Damn whiskers guess you'll need to eat your meals off something else now!" Harley laughed uproariously as Naruto stood up from the shattered remains of his table and loomed over the laughing Harley who hadn't noticed he was above her yet.

Before he grabbed her by her hair and shoved her against the wall.

"Ah! Fuck me like you love me little boy" Harley said with a crazed grin as she wrapped her legs around his waist "or is it fuck me like you hate me? Whichever is rougher!" Harley yelled in crazed lust before Naruto slammed his dick inside her cunt. Pounding her back against the wall with a rapid onslaught of thrusts.

"Oh fuck yeah!! Ruin my clownhole little boy!" Harley giggled in pure, wanton lust

"Fuck I'm starting to like that name. It makes me want to fuck you harder" Naruto panted

"Aww does someone have a mommy fetish? I'll be your mommy" Harley giggled

"Well I do have a milf I Give it to regularly" Naruto grunted out as he smirked at Harley

"Awww I was hoping I'd be your first older woman" Harley sighed disappointed

"Don't worry your a first class piece of ass I'll gladly fuck any day" Naruto said

"Woo hoo! Then Ivy and I are moving in then!" Harley giggled

"... I don't recall agreeing to that" Naruto said surprised

"But we wanna be your mommies little boy" Harley whispered into his ear "besides unrestrained access to us and my granddaughters whenever you want" Harley giggled

"….fine but we are buying a bigger place and your helping pay for it" Naruto told her

"We have a place lined up already" Ivy moaned out still recovering from her fuck session

"... you wha?" Naruto asked confused

"Yup. Right by Wayne Manor. Some old mansion or something. I didn't get all the details." Harley giggled

"Fuck I wanted a condo for me and my bitches" Naruto grunted as he thrusted more into Harley

"Ah you want a bachelor pad don't you little boy?" Harley giggled out

"Yeah with a stripper pole and a pool and a hot tub" Naruto panted out

"Hmmmmm ok but I expect you to fuck me hard like this every night- oh fuck!" Harley was saying before Naruto thrusted hard and made his cock enter her womb. Penetrating it from the sheer force and power of his thrusts.

"So cancel the mansion then?" Ivy asked still on the floor recovering

"Yup our little boy is gonna get a fancy schmancy condo to wreck us every night in!" Harley screamed

"Prepare your womb for my seed, my clown slut!" Naruto growled as he felt he was Cumming soon

"Oooh Gonna give this clown a creampie? Well go ahead little boy! Show your new mommy what ya got!" Harley giggled in lunacy

Naruto shouted loudly at this as he fired his cum inside her. Flooding her womb with his seed.

Harley giggled as she felt his seed fill her before she cackled. "Again!! Again!!" She yelled like a child on a crazed sugar high

"Hey I want another round" Ivy said as she finally got up from the table.

"You'll have to pry his cock out of my body!" Harley yelled

Naruto chuckled at this before he pulled Harley into a kiss. And then immediately pulled his cock out while she was distracted from his tongue.

Ivy seeing his now freed cock, snuck up from in between his legs and engulfed his thick into her tight, wet mouth.

"Fuck you're a talented one Ivy" Naruto groaned as Ivy sucked on his cock like a pro

"That's mama Ivy to you" Ivy told him quickly before she went back to sucking him off

"Awww" Harley pouted at the fact she had nothing to do

"You both can suck me off together. Now get over here" Naruto said as he pet Ivy on the head

"Make me little boy" Harley told him cheekily

"Get to work or I'm gonna just fuck Ivy for the rest of the night" Naruto gave her an ultimatum

Harley was instantly on her knees next to Ivy "share that with me red!" she yelled as the two licked and sucked at Naruto's fat cock. Leaving black lipstick marks all over his cock.

Naruto smiled as he put his hands on their heads "you keep calling yourselves my mommies but never forget I'm your daddy now" Naruto said with a grin at the two former villainesses as he planned to have more fun with them the rest of the day and night

(Several hours later)

"Now then tell me what's been causing your anger" Harley asked sitting in a chair, holding a clipboard, and wearing glasses yet still nude and leaking Naruto's cum as she started her therapy session

"... do I really have to do this?" Naruto deapanned as he was lying on his couch yet still nude from the sex earlier

"I refuse to let my new sugar daddy be a mental case. That's my job!" Harley yelled

"And that makes you qualified to be my shrink, how?" Naruto questioned

"Talk or no sex from any of us for a week" Harley threatened

"Well it all started when I was born" Naruto was saying before he was cut off

"No spongebob jokes" Ivy deadpanned also nude but sitting in an opposite chair from Harley

Naruto pouted at this as he started to talk. Specifically about what he discovered about his parents death and his many incidents as red hood along with his training to the two former villainesses that held doctorates

(a few days later)

Naruto had finally come back to school after his talks with Harley. He was calm enough to go back to school however Bruce was still concerned about sending him back out on patrols.

Not that there was much crime to stop at the moment due to a new team of heroes in Neo Gotham known as the Terrific Trio. Army funded and Government approved, the Terrific Trio had debuted during one of Terry's patrols alone, while Naruto was benched.

"Still annoyed that you got upstaged?" Naruto asked Terry as he approached his locker along with the twins after school ended

"Nah. If anything it means I'll have more time with Dana, my mom, and the twip" Terry said

"I still say tell her. Heck maybe train her a bit-" Naruto was saying

"Not happening" Terry said cutting off Naruto

"So you don't want her as the new huntress or Batgirl?" Delia asked with a smirk

"…….your women are evil" Terry said as he thought about this image for a moment before he looked at Naruto

"Hello we're Quinzels. I thought that was obvious" Dierdre smirked along with her sister

"Ok enough teasing him. So what does the old man have to complain about now?" Naruto asked knowingly

"They are unknowns and you know the old man he is paranoid" Terry rolled his eyes

"Well yeah they're government approved" Naruto pointed out as he rolled his eyes

"Just like Nana Harley's suicide squad back in the old days" Delia said with a flat tone

"... Think she Still Has the outfit?" Naruto asked as he had seen Harley's outfit from those days and needless to say the short shorts were very appealing to him

"Down boy" Delia smirked as she knew what her man was thinking

"... yeah I'm just gonna go before this conversation scars me" Terry said as he backed away from the twins and Naruto

"So my lovely twins, what do you have planned for today?" Naruto asked

"Oh we're helping nana Harley and auntie Pam with moving everything to the new condo" Dierdre said "what about you?" She asked

"Seeing as I'm still benched I may as well set up my workshop in the condo while helping you ladies" Naruto shrugged

"….you have a condo now?" Terry asked before he fully left slightly jealous

"Relax you can have my old apartment as I still have it as a separate base and safehouse. And yes I will have it cleaned" Naruto said as he wanted to give his friend a break, which had nothing to do with the fact that he was sticking it to Mary in general.

"...Schway" Terry grinned as he loved the idea of his own space to hang with Dana alone.

(Hours later)

Naruto sighed as he finally finished his Red Hood workshop hidden in his condo behind a bookshelf.

"Alright puddin everything is put away" Delia said

"Awesome. So how about as thanks I cook for everyone tonight" Naruto said with a smile since they did the most

"You can cook?" Ivy asked with a raised eyebrow

"I have other talents other than killing and doing you dirty" Naruto said with a chuckle

"Hey if your cooking is as good as your fucking I'll blow you while your at the stove every meal" Harley grinned

"….as fun as that sounds I like to focus while I cook. This is an art after all" Naruto said as he headed to the kitchen to make a large dinner of chicken, rice and corn while for Pam he made her some vegan stir fry.

The women watched in awe as he flawlessly moved about the new kitchen he had no real familiarity with like it was second nature as he cooked up a storm. Preparing plate after plate as if he was going up against a clock to break a record for fastest cooked dish slicing veggies, and searing chicken.

In no time at all the women soon each had their plates as soon as he finished cooking.

"Well dig in" Naruto said with a smile as Delia and Dierdre ate first. Having experienced his cooking in the past

"Hmmm great as always puddin" Delia said as she smiled as she ate her food along with Dierdre

Harley and Ivy took tentative bites of the food, curious. After the first bite however Harley immediately started scarfing down her plate like a wild animal. Ivy, while not as wild and crazily eating like Harley, still ate at a fast pace as she enjoyed the flavors of the home cooked meal.

"I guess you liked it?" Naruto asked with a smirk

"... you, me, bedroom now!" Ivy ordered

"No dessert? I made a chocolate cake" Naruto said as he chuckled

"CHOCOLATE!!!" Harley yelled as she dashed to the fridge.

Before Naruto could respond a comm alert went off for Naruto surprising him since he was still benched

"What is it, old man?" Naruto asked

"Get suited up. Terry's in trouble." Bruce ordered

Naruto nodded as he hung up "sorry Ivy duty calls" he said

"Damn it!" Ivy yelled

"If you want you all can suit up and help me" Naruto said as he went to his closet

"Fine. Harley, put the cake down! Time to premiere as anti heroes!" Ivy yelled

"FUCK YOU!" Harley yelled with her mouth full of cake

"It'll be there when we return. We can even have some homemade ice cream I made with it" Naruto said

"Fine but I want anal tonight and to be covered in enough cum to use as my make up!" Harley yelled as she swallowed her cake and went to go get dressed

"You're lucky all that chocolate goes to your ass and tits Nana" Dierdre deadpanned

"Hey he needs something to grab on to" Harley defended herself as she stripped fully nude to put on her crime fighting outfit. In front of everyone

"So which old outfit are you going with?" Ivy asked as she knew Harley wanted to go for a classic feel

"Remember the outfit I wore duirng the whole suicide squad thing" Harley said as she smiled

"Oh good puddin was hoping for that one" Delia said with a giggle

"It's a new outfit though think the same but the blue is black" Harley said as she threw on a pair of red and black short shorts, a white, tight shirt saying 'daddy's lil monster' on it, and a red and black leather jacket, and one red and one black heel on each foot as she shouldered a baseball bat

Naruto chuckled as he checked Harley out "nice" Naruto grinned beneath his mask

"You can show her how much you like it later let's get this over with" Ivy said as she finished changing into a unitard made of leaves with a small opening down the front between her cleavage down to the stomach. Her arms were covered by long green gloves leaving her shoulders bare and her legs were uncovered barring her feet in green heels. In her long red hair were flower petals

"Very nice" Naruto's said with a smirk as he put on his helmet

"So what are we doing?" Delia asked as her and Dierdre put on their red and white motleys and grabbed their weaponry

"The old man said Terry is in trouble" Naruto said as they all went to his garage

"Ok ladies pile up in nanas ride!" Harley yelled as she jumped into a red and black flying car

"... maybe I should drive?" Ivy suggested nervously

"My keys, my car, my driving!" Harley yelled as she got into the driver's seat

"... well we're gonna die" Delia deadpanned

"Any chance I can bum a ride?" Ivy asked Naruto, terrified of Harley driving them.

When not on hero or villain duty she's a fine driver. When she is though……

They usually almost always cause crazy amounts of collateral damage. Hell Harley's driving was so erratic and crazy she was banned from England, Japan, China, and Australia

"Get in the car red!" Harley yelled

"... fuck" Ivy groaned as she stepped inside the car along with the twins while Naruto hopped on his motorcycle and they drove off into the night sky.

(Terrific Trio Tower)

Terry was crushed under a giant pile of metal after following Magma of the Terrific Trio after he stole something. He had overheard Magma speaking with his teammates Freon and the 2-D man as apparently the army that funded them had lied about a test result to them that was leaving them genetically unstable. Slowly driving them to madness. Unfortunately General Norman of the army sent a force to destroy the tower and kill them before the trio went crazy.

And because Terry was in the tower he was getting caught in the crossfire. He could only watch the three try to escape as the tower was collapsing around them while they didn't even know he was here.

And now he was probably gonna die because the army is fucking paranoid and likes having controlled weapons

"Come on!!" Terry growled as he finally used the suit's strength to pick up the metal on him and toss it aside before he dodged more metal dropping from the ceiling.

(with With General Norman)

"Keep Firing on them we need anyone in that tower eliminated. No one must know" The general said, watching his soldiers fly aircrafts and fire missiles into the tower to kill the trio.

However he saw one of his Aircrafts suddenly spiral after a small explosion and the pilot to parachute out.

"What the hell?!" General Norman yelled at this before an explosion was heard that made the room shake.

"Intruder alert in hangar! Intruder alert in hangar!" An alarm yelled

"Soldiers go investigate! The trio have taken the fight to us! Find and kill them!" The General yelled through the intercom

But suddenly the doors to the room exploded as plant vines shot into the room and started to attack everyone in the room. Restraining all in the bridge.

"What the hell?!" The general growled as he struggled against the vines before hearing foot steps sound as Poison Ivy stepped into the room

"You know I really don't like disloyalty. Especially from people who are supposed to set an example for the rest of us regular citizens" Naruto said as him, Harley Delia and Deirdre entered the room behind Ivy

"What are you freaks doing-" the general was saying before Harley cracked her bat across his face sending some of his teeth and blood flying

"This is for the bombs in the neck you bastard!" Harley yelled

"That was Waller" Ivy deadpanned

"I know but it's more fun to treat him like I would that fat bitch" Harley said simply before she sent another strike at his face

"As you can see general me and my lovely ladies have taken over your ship" Naruto said simply

"Pretty easily too" Deirdre said with a giggle

"So you can either tell me why you guys are trying to kill your heroes and my buddy or I can ask with this" Naruto said as he pushed a pistol into the general's head

"You idiots! We're saving our great country! You will be branded traitors for this!! I'll see you executed for treason!!" The general yelled frothing at the mouth

bang!

"Not if we don't get caught" Naruto said with a smirk as the generals body hit the floor dead

"Damn babe your hard-core" Harley said with a giggle "I love it! Seeing you kill a man gets me all hot!" She grinned

"Before you two start fucking in here we do have a lot of witnesses" Ivy pointed out referring to the restrained soldiers

"Who said there were any survivors?" Naruto asked as he fired his pistol at the controls of the ship. Making the ship start to shake and plummet. "Besides the general literally started firing in the middle of a city anyone who survives this is probably gonna get executed since there's no way this was government sanctioned. Now let's go, we need to check on batman" Naruto ordered as he started walking back to the hangar followed by his ladies.

(After leaving the ship)

"Terry come in. What's your status?" Naruto asked from a rooftop nearby along with the girl

"Naruto? When did you- doesn't matter. I'm out of the tower. The trio faked getting shot down in their car. I found a tunnel dug by Magma. I have an Inkling where they're going. Meet me at the laboratory of Dr Hodges." Terry said

"Copy that. We're on our way" Naruto said "let's go ladies" Naruto said as he whistled letting his Motorcycle fly to him as he leapt onto it

"It's my turn to ride with you!" Harley yelled as she leapt up in a flip and sat behind Naruto on the flying motorcycle of death.

"Wait Harley!" Ivy was yelling as Narutowas about to take off "you have the keys!!" Ivy yelled before Harley threw her the keys to the car

"Scratch it and I'll put a vibrator up your cunts for 72 hours straight!" Harley yelled as Naruto flew off

"Like I would scratch it I'm not you" Ivy said with a scoff as she got into the drivers side while the twins cartwheeled into the back seats.

(Dr Hodges Laboratory)

Naruto and Terry dropped out of the vents into the office of Dr. Hodges before hearing voices coming from the laboratory part of the building.

"You knew the experiment wouldn't work!" Magma growled out as him, Freon, and 2d-Man stood around a restrained Dr Hodges encased in ice

n-no! I wouldn't do that!

"So why didn't you show up then Howard? Feron asked as she glared at him

"The data speaks for itself Howard" 2d man said with a glare

"….you weren't supposed to be there" Howard said as he looked at Freon

"Oh are you fucking kidding me?! We're doing this old cliche?!" Naruto yelled out getting the trio and Howard's attention on him.

"What are you doing here?" Magma growled as he recognized the new red hood from the news

"Well See I was just passing through and thought this place woukd make a nice summer home and-what the fuck do you think I'm here for?" Naruto deadpanned

"You don't owe this piece of trash anything" Freon said as she glared at Howard while the machine started up to recreate the lab accident on a grander scale

"True but your psycho crap is gonna hurt the city so you have a choice you stand down or I add your bodies to the pile I left at your tower" Naruto said as he pulled out his pistols and loaded with special ammo

"You think you can stop us?" 2-D man glared

"Well yeah. I mean your an ice ghost, a walking volcano, and a rubberband man rip off. I like my odds. So you three can either leave the city out of this and even kill your dumbass friend there cause I won't stop that or you can be really stupid and tango with me. Make your choice" Naruto said

"Enough of your-" 2-D man was saying before

bang!

"Ahhhh!" 2-D man cried in pain as he was shot directly in his stomach. The bullet piercing through him like a drill spiraling through his body.

"Be a good boy and stay down while papa disciplines your siblings" Naruto said as he aimed at Freon and Magma

Freon blew her ice breath at Naruto who simply jumped back as the breath froze the ground beneath him.

"So quick question does that affect you pleasing your husband there or do his powers negate that?" Naruto mocked

Before Freon could respond the air conditioning system activated and sucked her And the groaning 2-Dman up while Magma could only watch his wife and friend get sucked away. Possibly to their deaths.

"... d-did they just die?" Howard asked still terrified and frozen as Magma picked him.up to kill him.

Batman appeared hanging above them and threw a Bataan and sliced into Magma's arm making him drop Howard

"You think your little throwing toys will be enough to beat me?!" Magma growled as his arm grew back.

"No but this emergency water hose probably will" Naruro said with a smirk before he picked up a chemical hose and sprayed down Magma encasing him in hardened rock due to the intense magma evaporating from the torrent of water while Terry shut off the machine before it reached critical mass.

"... well that was kind of anticlimactic" Naruto said after shutting off the hose

"Yeah these things usually end that way" Terry said

"A-are you gonna kill me?" Howard asked since his feet were still frozen.

"I probably should" Naruto said as he pulled out his pistol

"No need I put what he did online and the cops should be paying you a visit. You can live with the guilt. Assuming you have any" Terry said simply

"Oh that's cold……I like it" Naruto said with a smirk as he holstered his gun "you can forever remember this day as the day the Ted Hood almost shot you. Be grateful I didn't" Naruto said as he started to walk away

Howard nodded at this, truly grateful but also looking guilty. He did pretty much get his friends killed in the end all because of his own jealousy and envy.

Before anything else was said Naruto's motorcycle came crashing through the building into the lab with Harley at the wheel.

"I'm here bitches!!" She yelled cackling

"Where were you?" Terry asked the clown woman

"I raided that simps bank account. I knew big daddy red had this in the bag. Or on ice in this case" Harley said with a smile

"... 6 out of 10" Naruto deadpanned at the joke

"Everyone's a critic. You're lucky you've got a massive schlong dammit" Harley pouted

"Yea yea let's get home I'm hungry" Ivy grumbled out as she drove Harleys car right in front of the newly made hole

"Yeah puddin did bake us that cake we still need to eat!" Delia and Deirdre yelled together

Suddenly they heard sirens outside

"And the cops are here" Ivy said flatly

"I can't go back to jail!" Harley yelled before she grabbed Terry, threw him in the car before grabbing Naruto and started up his motorcycle again to leave. With Naruto riding on the back of his own motorcycle

"This is embarrassing" Naruto said with a groan

"Shut up bitch! You have me to grab onto like this! You can grab me anywhere!" Harley yelled as she drove through a window

"I'll remember that later tonight" Naruto said with a smirk as he grabbed her hips

"Aww I was hoping you'd grab my tits" Harley whined. While driving through another window on a skyscraper. And through an entire office