HOLA CHICOS Y CHICAS AND WELCOME TO MORE CHAOS

So I have been in development on how I'm going to balance time between AO3 and here. So, since I've been working on revamping Adventures in Collardale, I've decided to take a two week hiatus on all fanfiction websites. If you follow stuff like my Tumblr and Twitter, I'll be posting a lot there whenever I can. During the two weeks, the only story I will be updating here is Dog Man Mayhem so that you guys have your dose of comedy and insight into my life. I will hopefully get this story done, take the vacation, then come back and continue working here and AO3 simultaneously weekly.

Meaning until all my stories are completed, I'll be spending a week here, and a week on AO3 for an indefinite time until everything's complete. Then I'll figure things out from there.

Anyways, enjoy more incorrect quotes! :)


1st One

Will: Look, I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody while I was angry. Also, sorry for making fun of you behind your back.

Me: Didn't know that last one, but thank you for the apology.

Will: Oh, I'm not done.

Me:

2nd One

Nicholas: Name three things that could ruin a first date

Dylan: Pooping my pants

Alex: Saying I love you

Alba: Killing her

Dylan:

Alex:

Nicholas: Did this happen?

(He did not in fact ask Alba for more advice after that lmao)

3rd One

Alba: Wake me up!

Me: Wake me up inside!

Alba: I can't wake up!

Me: Wake me up inside!

Alba: SAVE MEEEE-

Gabby: What are you both doing?! It's 2AM!

4th One

Gabby: Ashley got into a fight with her ex boyfriend.

Nicholas: That's bad.

Nicholas:

Nicholas: Did she win?

5th One

Will: Ashley, you're smart. Tell me something about outer space.

Me, pointing up: It's up there.

6th One

Will: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Nicholas: "Will you please leave the premises?"

7th One

Me: Where did you learn how to make pancakes?

Alba: Prison.

Alba, 0.3 seconds later: Sorry, what was I saying? I meant from my mother.

8th One(Ahh yes, the relatable one for me lol)

Me: I love you, Nicholas.

Nicholas:

Nicholas: ...I have a deep regard for you as well, love.

(when your boyfriend can't say "I love you")

9th One

*The squad is having dinner together*

Alex: Nicholas, can you pass the salt?

Nicholas: *Throws Will across the table*

10th One

Gabby: ...why are you being so nice?

Alba, in the most threatening way possible: What, I can't act like a compassionate person sometimes?

Gavin: *shakes head no*

11th One

Nicholas: *Looks at me*

Nicholas: Love. My love.

Nicholas: *looks at Simpley*

Nicholas: Evil.

12th One

*Me and Nicholas on a perfectly content date at the movies*

Nicholas: Today's been pretty great. Not much could ruin it.

*Will comes barking out of nowhere*

Nicholas: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.

13th one

Alba: If you have ten cookies, and your ex takes away half of them, what will he have?

Me: A broken hand.

14th One

Me, writing a letter to Simpley: Greetings weakling,

Alba: *sighs* no

Me: My dear idiot,

Alba: try again

Me: DEAREST MOTHERF*CKER WHO RUINED MY LIFE,

Alba: THIS ISN'T HOW YOU WRITE A LOVE LETTER

15th One

Alex: head empty, just bees buzzing...

Me: call that a hivemind

Alex: how dare you be funnier than me

16th One

Alex: so what is Ashley to you, exactly?

Nicholas: the reason I wake up in the morning.

Alex: ...cheesy.

*Earlier that morning*

Me, banging two pans together right next to a still sleeping Nicholas: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

Ok last one

Will: Can ya at least TRY to see dis from my perspective?!

Me: *kneels in the floor*

Nicolas: *sits on the ground*

Will:

Will: I fucking hate you two.


Ik I said two week vacation on all fanfic websites but boredom is driving me nuts so Imma live here for two weeks

ANYWAYS GOODBYE!