HOLA CHICOS Y CHICAS AND WELCOME TO MORE CHAOS
So I have been in development on how I'm going to balance time between AO3 and here. So, since I've been working on revamping Adventures in Collardale, I've decided to take a two week hiatus on all fanfiction websites. If you follow stuff like my Tumblr and Twitter, I'll be posting a lot there whenever I can. During the two weeks, the only story I will be updating here is Dog Man Mayhem so that you guys have your dose of comedy and insight into my life. I will hopefully get this story done, take the vacation, then come back and continue working here and AO3 simultaneously weekly.
Meaning until all my stories are completed, I'll be spending a week here, and a week on AO3 for an indefinite time until everything's complete. Then I'll figure things out from there.
Anyways, enjoy more incorrect quotes! :)
1st One
Will: Look, I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody while I was angry. Also, sorry for making fun of you behind your back.
Me: Didn't know that last one, but thank you for the apology.
Will: Oh, I'm not done.
Me:
2nd One
Nicholas: Name three things that could ruin a first date
Dylan: Pooping my pants
Alex: Saying I love you
Alba: Killing her
Dylan:
Alex:
Nicholas: Did this happen?
(He did not in fact ask Alba for more advice after that lmao)
3rd One
Alba: Wake me up!
Me: Wake me up inside!
Alba: I can't wake up!
Me: Wake me up inside!
Alba: SAVE MEEEE-
Gabby: What are you both doing?! It's 2AM!
4th One
Gabby: Ashley got into a fight with her ex boyfriend.
Nicholas: That's bad.
Nicholas:
Nicholas: Did she win?
5th One
Will: Ashley, you're smart. Tell me something about outer space.
Me, pointing up: It's up there.
6th One
Will: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?
Nicholas: "Will you please leave the premises?"
7th One
Me: Where did you learn how to make pancakes?
Alba: Prison.
Alba, 0.3 seconds later: Sorry, what was I saying? I meant from my mother.
8th One(Ahh yes, the relatable one for me lol)
Me: I love you, Nicholas.
Nicholas:
Nicholas: ...I have a deep regard for you as well, love.
(when your boyfriend can't say "I love you")
9th One
*The squad is having dinner together*
Alex: Nicholas, can you pass the salt?
Nicholas: *Throws Will across the table*
10th One
Gabby: ...why are you being so nice?
Alba, in the most threatening way possible: What, I can't act like a compassionate person sometimes?
Gavin: *shakes head no*
11th One
Nicholas: *Looks at me*
Nicholas: Love. My love.
Nicholas: *looks at Simpley*
Nicholas: Evil.
12th One
*Me and Nicholas on a perfectly content date at the movies*
Nicholas: Today's been pretty great. Not much could ruin it.
*Will comes barking out of nowhere*
Nicholas: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
13th one
Alba: If you have ten cookies, and your ex takes away half of them, what will he have?
Me: A broken hand.
14th One
Me, writing a letter to Simpley: Greetings weakling,
Alba: *sighs* no
Me: My dear idiot,
Alba: try again
Me: DEAREST MOTHERF*CKER WHO RUINED MY LIFE,
Alba: THIS ISN'T HOW YOU WRITE A LOVE LETTER
15th One
Alex: head empty, just bees buzzing...
Me: call that a hivemind
Alex: how dare you be funnier than me
16th One
Alex: so what is Ashley to you, exactly?
Nicholas: the reason I wake up in the morning.
Alex: ...cheesy.
*Earlier that morning*
Me, banging two pans together right next to a still sleeping Nicholas: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Ok last one
Will: Can ya at least TRY to see dis from my perspective?!
Me: *kneels in the floor*
Nicolas: *sits on the ground*
Will:
Will: I fucking hate you two.
Ik I said two week vacation on all fanfic websites but boredom is driving me nuts so Imma live here for two weeks
ANYWAYS GOODBYE!
