Sticks noticed Tails was spazzing out, and promptly brought him back to reality, with a kiss on the lips. "Does this mean your getting married?" Derp asks, getting sucker-punched in the face, "No, not with your stupidity, go bother someone else." "Okey dokey." Derp salutes
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Sonic knew Tails had a rough life when he was younger, but to drag it out this way, pushing everyone that truthfully cares about him... that was a low-blow, even Ivo wouldn't do such things.
At the Egglab: "Maybe next time, I'll make a robot that only does low-blows... nah, that's douchbagery, not evil. "Hey motherfucker, give me your liver." Pred screeches, chasing Eggman around.
Sticks was having a blast, the drink, Baja Blast MTN DEW. "Do the DEW." Derp screams, twerking, getting an agitated groan from Tails. "God, why are you so stupid?" He asks, nearly in tears. "My mom told me she purposely dropped me on my head as a baby." Derp says, doing the floss. "That explains a lot." Sticks says. "Wait, if your Derp, and yet also Pred, how does that work exactly?" Sticks asks Derp. "Well you see, all entities have good and evil in them, Me, Derp... are the good side, and Pred... is the evil side... Think if it as a split personality." Derp and Pred alternate between one another. "I don't know what's scarier, Derp being smart, or Pred getting along with... himse... there is the self violence." Tails says, watching Pred carving his arms up with his own claws, blood dripping from his hands.
After recuperating, and Tails having an "Edgy off," with Pred, pretty much nearly bleeding to death... which wouldn't be bad for him, but Sticks wouldn't let it go that far, Derp spoke up: "Wanna start a band, I'll do the bass Guitar." He says, whipping out a bass guitar, decorated in half-faced skulls, at the base of the bottom read... 'Two-Faced Fool.' "It depends on if you are any..." Tails starts, getting cut off by a wicked hiss, than the beat to one of Graveyard Bound's latest hits, "Party in the Tombs." "I ain't the corpse here, now am I, my face screams no, but my heart says yes, I'll bleed myself dry, and watch you cry, tears hits the coffin tonight." The darker voiced parts were sung by Pred, while the lighter parts were sung by Derp, who look actually sad, for once. "My grave is filled with the mistakes that I have made, and the bodied I've left in my wake, there's a place for me somewhere, and heaven is to blame, for God gave me a shitty hand, and now I burn the deck to cinders, forgive me my love, for I have sinned, and hurt you bad." That time Derps voice sounded gravelly, and tears dripped from his face. "Are..." Derp pulls the knife that Pred has, using it to stab himself in the shoulder, deeply, crying out: "I'm a liar." Twisting the blade, more blood drips from the wound, Sticks knocks him out.
The ride to the hospital was gruesome, Derp/Pred's life liquids, his very blood, was draining from the wounds he gave himself, trainquilized. "Is he gonna be okay." Sticks asks the nurse. "Wait, you know him... like you two are friend's with him?" She asks. "Yes and no, but that doesn't matter to us, why'd you ask?" "Because it says here his name is Shade no Kitsu, orphaned and abandoned as a kid, he has no one, well exept y'all." Tails was having a flashback, remembering when he was all alone. "He's my adopted brother, well, you can say that, thats why I care." Tails blurts out, though he knew it was a lie, but if he didn't, they'd charge derp... erm Shade money, which he never has.
After surgery.
"So let me get this straight, you two stuck by my side, for what reason?" "Cuz we care you idiot." Sticks says. "Does that mean were a band now?" Derp returning to the surface. "No moron, you gotta heal before you do anything like that." Tails shouts at Shade. "No Kitsu, how exotic." Shade reads the paper on the clipboard. "That's your name you know that right?" Sticks asks Shade, who gives a shrug as an answer. "So now he has amnesia, great." Sticks says. "Amnesia could be caused by divergent personality disorder." The nurse says.
Authors note: I apologize for the long wait on a new chapter, there will be a final one, plus a page to my Twitter to offer ideas on how to end it.
