I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Loudémon to understand

The power that's inside

Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Loudémon) Oh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me, and I'll teach you

Loudémon Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Lo-udé-mon!

The intro ends with Ash throwing a Poké ball before a title that says "Loudémon" appears on screen

The camera shows a view of some mountains, it then shows a flock of birds looking for food.

Narrator: "With Lola as his newest Loudémon, Ash and his friends are making their way triumphantly to Vermilion City, aren't they?"

Ash: "There's nothing but birds around here."

Misty: "Well, that's the least of our worries, isn't it?"

Ash: "Just because we're a little lost, doesn't mean I have to stop catching all the Loudémon I can, does it?"

Misty: "Of course not, enjoy yourself"

Narrator: "Our friends have gotten off track a bit."

Misty: "I just can't go one step further. We've been looking for Vermilion City for 10 whole days!"

Brock: "Uh, there's a bug right on your.."

Misty: (screams) "get it away."

She jumps onto of Ash's back frightened.

Brock: "Oh, it was just a piece of grass" (laughs)

An enraged Misty kicks Brock in the face

Misty: "I'm going crazy! Where are we?!"

A map appears and Ash catches it and takes a look at it

Ash: "According to this, we're right in the middle of nowhere, but it looks like route 24 leads right to Vermilion City."

Misty: "Does this trail take us to route 24?"

Ash: "According to my calculations, it does"

Misty: "Alright! Then let's get this show on the road."

As they proceeded on the trail, they spotted a huge shadow in front of them. Misty looked up and saw that the shadow was from a huge rock.

Misty: "Hey Ash, take a look at this thing."

Ash: "It looks like some kind of giant Loudémon. Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Oh, no no I'm too nervous"

Ash: "Oh come on, Lincoln"

The camera panned closer to the huge rock and it showed an eye, a cap, and some feet. It then shows a full view of a girl who had blonde hair, with two downward pigtails tied down with red scrunchies, and is missing her front teeth, She wears a red baseball cap backwards with a small square hole, white socks, white sneakers with blue stripes, and a murky green t-shirt under dark blue overalls.

Brock: "It's Lana."

Lana: "What do you guys want?"

Ash takes out his Pokédex and scans the girl sitting on the rock. The camera pans up towards Lana

Dexter: "Lana, the tomboy Loudémon. She loves to play in mud and enjoys getting her hands dirty. Her pleasures are found in filth of all kinds, and anything unhygienic, from playing with frogs to digging in the trash for chewed gum to doing business outdoors. She also likes to help fix things up when stuff like machines are broken."

Ash: "When I went to get my first Loudémon from Professor Oak I was disappointed cause I couldn't get Lana. Now I can catch her on my own"

Misty: "I don't know. It looks like she's in bad shape."

The camera pans up again which shows Lana trying to catch her breath a bit

Brock: "Yeah, catch her and we'll take her to the Loudémon Center for help."

Ash immediately got ready to throw the Poke Ball.

Ash: "Poké Ball, go."

He threw the Poké Ball but as it approached Lana she swung the ball away using her hands and the ball landed back in Ash's hands.

Ash: "She looks pretty healthy to me. You think I should have Lincoln battle her first to weaken her and make her easier to catch?"

Misty: "Why don't you let me catch it, my water Loudémon would be stronger against Lana!"

Brock: "Hold on a minute, take a look on what's going on with her"

They all look at Lana who had her skin turning white.

Brock: "There's no way she could still have the strength to battle. Ash, try the Poké Ball one more time "

Ash: "Alright, I will. Poké Ball, go!"

He throws the Poké Ball once again and it hits Lana, she was absorbed into the ball.

Ash: "Alright!"

Just as he thought he caught Lana, the ball shook a bit and Lana broke out of the ball. The ball hit Ash's head.

Lana: "Seriously, why are you trying to catch me?"

Brock: "She sure has a lot of spunk"

Ash: "A little too much if you ask me"

Misty: "I think Lana has an attitude problem."

Lincoln: "I don't think that's true, let me talk to her and see what's wrong"

He climbs up the rock that Lana was sitting on and made his way towards her.

Lincoln: "Excuse me, are you feeling ok?"

Lana: "I'm fine, I belong to another trainer and I've been sitting here waiting for him to come back. Now could you please let me be."

Lincoln: "Oh my goodness"

He then went to tell Ash what happened.

Ash: "What's the story, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Lana said she's been waiting for her trainer to come and get her"

Misty: "You mean, she belongs to someone?"

Lincoln: "Well, I think that's what she said"

Brock: "If she's waiting for someone, I think we better leave her. It's probably best if her own trainer takes care of her."

Ash: "I hope her trainer comes back soon"

They walk away and Lana just sits there getting bored and tired. Soon, Ash and his friends saw a cabin as they were walking.

Misty: "Hey, you guys look over there! It's the Loudémon Center"

Ash: "The one on the map. Route 24 can't be too far."

Suddenly, the rain started to pour and the others ran to the cabin for shelter.

Lincoln: "Uh oh, looks like it's raining"

Ash: "Come on, let's hurry up and get inside"

Later that night Lana is still on the rock, she eventually gets a leaf to cover herself from being cold. Inside the cabin everyone is nice and warm. Misty hands out two bowls of soup.

Misty: "Here's some nice hot soup"

Ash: "Thanks, Misty"

Misty: "Have some soup, Brock. What's wrong?"

Brock: "I wonder, do you think anybody picked up Lana yet? What if her trainer just left her there"

The others are concerned about the same thing.

Ash: "I don't think Lana would wait around this long, do you?"

Brock: "I don't either, Ash, her trainer must have gotten her by now"

They then heard laughter and some chattering people behind them on a sofa bench.

Damian: "Just look at em. It's a pretty cool collection."

Man #1: (chuckles) "Way cool"

Man #2: "You're the man, Damian"

Man #3: "Yo, I thought you had a Loudémon named Lana too."

Damian: "Yeah I had her, but she was to addicted to dirt and animals, she couldn't even beat her opponents."

Misty sat down on the bench next to Brock and was pretty furious

Misty: "I don't like his attitude."

Brock: "Lana may like mud and be weak against some Loudémon, but if their trainers work hard, they can be strong."

The scene switches to Damian on the round sofa bench

Man #3: "So, what did you do with Lana?"

Damian: "Ah, I left her on some rock in the woods."

Ash and his friends looked at each other curiously.

Damian: "That girl is so stupid. No matter what I do to her, she keeps on following me. I finally got rid of her by promising I'd come back for her. She fell for it, she's probably still there waiting for me." (Laughs)

The others laughed too. Brock, Ash, and Misty knew he was Lana's trainer.

Ash: "So he's the one who abandoned Lana."

Misty: "Yeah, and she's still waiting for him on that rock"

Brock got up from the table and went over to give Damian a piece of his mind.

Ash: "Brock, what are you doing?"

Man #2: "I bet she's still up there waiting for you"

Man #3: "She'll probably wait so long that she might give up"

Damian: "Yeah, for sure" (laughs)

Brock: (strangles Damian) "Go and get her now."

Damian: "Why should I?"

Brock: "You lied to your Loudémon and said you'd be back, now she's out there in the rain waiting for you. What if someone comes and harms her, she can get hurt."

On the rock, Lana was starting to get cold in the rain.

Damian: "Hey, what I do is none of your business."

Ash: "Do what he says!"

Damian: (to Ash) "What did you say, nerd?"

Ash: "You heard what I said and you want to be a Loudémon trainer."

Misty: "Your disgusting"

Lincoln: "No one treats a Loudémon like that, especially me"

Damian: (picks up a Poke Ball) "You wanna fight with me?!"

Man #1: "You better not mess with Damian"

Ash: "Let's go"

Just as they were about to battle Nurse Joy appears and immediately stops the fight.

Nurse Joy: "Let's break it up, you know the rules"

Everyone: "What rules?"

Nurse Joy: "Loudémon are never to be used in personal fights. It's disrespectful to the Loudémon and their trainers"

Damian: "Yeah, well, tell them they were the ones starting it"

He walks away and one of his friends picks up his Poke Balls and walks away.

Nurse Joy: "I think you'd be better off not to get mixed up with them. They have a very bad reputation."

Brock: "Uh, thanks for the advice"

Nurse Joy giggles and walks away.

Brock: "She sure is pretty, I've never seen anyone as pretty as her."

Misty: "What are you talking about? There are other people that are pretty other than her."

Luan pops out of the Poke Ball and makes a joke

Luan: "If that's the case I'd say it's a joyful world (laughs) get it?"

Ash: "Luan, this is not the time for jokes right now get back in there please"

Luan didn't listen and continued to laugh at her little joke

Luan: "Oh come on, I'm just trying to crack it up a notch"

After asking the second time Ash recalled Luan.

Ash: "Luan, return!"

Luan gets absorbed back into the Poke Ball.

Ash: (shakes Brock gently) "Ok Brock snap out of it"

Misty: "Oh, quit spacing out, what about Lana?"

Brock: (realizes) "Ah, that's right, we've got to help her"

They got their raincoats on and went to the rock to find Lana

Misty: "This is dangerous going out in a storm to help a Loudémon. What if we all catch pneumonia?"

Ash: "Well, nobody asked you to follow along"

Misty: "We got to help a Loudémon in need"

As for Lana it was not looking good, she was shivering in the cold with a blanket and her skin was almost white. Behind her were multiple eyes, when the camera zoomed in it was revealed to be a flock of birds waiting to attack. The birds made their move and attacked Lana by scratching her with their claws. Ash arrives and throws something at the birds to chase them off.

Ash: "Knock it off"

The birds went towards Ash and Brock tried to shoo them away

Ash: "Thunder shock, Lincoln"

Lincoln: "Ok, I'm on it." (his eyes turn yellow) "THUNDER SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK"

He shoots the birds with the electricity and they fly away but notices he hit Ash and his friends by mistake.

Ash: "Next time make sure you don't shock us too, Lincoln"

Lincoln: "Whoops, my bad"

They are now on top of Lana.

Ash: "Oh, no, Lana's skin is completely white and she's pretty sick"

They cover her with a blanket

Brock: "Let's get her to the Loudémon Center"

Ash: "I'll make sure she stays alive"

They were now running back towards the Loudémon Center to get Lana healthy again

Brock: "Hold on, you can make it, Lana"

Lana groans in pain. In the cabin, Nurse Joy was looking out a window, she then heard the doors open and close and saw Ash, Misty and Brock who were now catching their breaths from running.

Ash: "Joy. Please help us."

Nurse Joy: "What is it? What's wrong?"

Brock: "Lana's is not well and is in bad shape"

Ash: "Her skin is white"

She notices Lana's pale skin.

Nurse Joy: "There's not much time"

The scene switches to strong winds for a few seconds before switching to a room where Lana was laying on an ER bed. She was shaking and shivering at the same time.

Nurse Joy: "Lana is very ill. How could you let her get into this condition?"

Ash: "It's not our fault, Damian's the one who abandoned her"

Nurse Joy: "What?"

Ash: "Well, Damian promised Lana to come back for her. Lana's loyal to Damian, so it believed him."

Nurse Joy: "Poor Lana, and Damian just left with the rest of them"

Brock: "Joy, I'm begging you! Please save her, Lana has got to get better."

Nurse Joy: (nods) "I'll do whatever I can."

A red light is lit and Ash and his friends are waiting outside while Nurse Joy tries her best to heal Lana. A few hours has passed and Ash and Misty were standing and walking around waiting for an update on Lana. Brock just watched from the outside window. It cuts to another shot of the strong wind before fading to Brock and Lana a few seconds later.

Brock's thoughts: "Lana, You've got to hold on. Your going to be ok"

The light turns off and Nurse Joy exits the room and gives a sad look which made them think that Lana died but thankfully she smiled making Ash, Misty, Brock relieved.

Nurse Joy: "Lana's recovering. She should be fine by morning."

They look and see that Lana's skin was regaining it's colour.

Brock's thoughts: "That's the spirit, Lana."

The next day, Ash and his friends were sleeping on the sofa bench but were woken up by Brock

Brock: "Wake up, everybody."

A startled Ash falls to the floor.

Ash: "What's up, Brock?"

Misty: "Yeah, what's the matter?"

Lincoln: "Did something happen?"

Brock: "It's Lana! Lana has disappeared from the ER"

They ran into the ER room

Ash: "I bet she went back to that rock to wait for Damian!"

Brock: "We gotta go back"

Misty: "But that's no use. We can't force Lana to come with us if she wants to wait for Damian, even if he is a lying creep"

Nurse Joy: "She's right, there's nothing you can do until Lana realizes the truth."

Meanwhile, Lana was making her way back to the rock, she stopped and looked back at the cabin.

Lana's thoughts: "Thanks for helping me out back there."

Ash and his friends left the Loudémon center cabin a few moments later.

Brock: (sighs) "I thought Lana understood that we cared about her"

Ash: "Brock. Lana knew that we cared, but don't you see? It couldn't forget about Damian. She's still loyal to him"

Lincoln: "Ash has a point, Brock"

Ash: "That's why she went back"

Brock smiles, and Misty slaps him.

Misty: "Come on, route 24 is just ahead. Once we get to Vermilion City, there'll be plenty of Loudémon."

They continue walking. Somewhere in the woods Team Rocket stood next to a machine that they built.

Jessie: "To protect the world from devastation"

James: "To unite all people within our nation"

Jessie: "To denounce the evils of truth and love"

James: "To extend our reach to the stars above"

Jessie: "Jessie"

James: "James"

Ronnie Anne: "Mind if I cut in? Huddle up! They're going to be here soon."

James: "Finally! A fool-proof plan to capture Lincoln."

Jessie: "I'm so excited, I can't wait to test our new automatic, high-speed, super-duper, whatchamacallit!"

Jessie & James: "Start it up"

The machine starts to moves around.

Ronnie Anne: "So what does this thing do anyway?"

The machine takes out a drill and starts creating a hole in the ground.

Ronnie Anne: "NOT ANOTHER HOLE DRILLER, WE'VE TRIED THAT ALREADY!"

Jessie: "If at first you don't succeed."

James: "This time, we'll remember where the hole is"

The machine moves back as it was done making a huge hole in the ground. The crooks immediately began to cover it with lots of dirt.

Ronnie Anne: (worried) "Are you sure your gonna remember where the trap is?"

Jessie: "Ronnie Anne, don't you think we're smarter than that?"

James: "Our trap is set."

Ronnie Anne: "Hey, here they come now."

They went to hide behind a tree, Jessie moved the machine into the bushes. Ash, Misty and Brock were heading right towards the trap.

Jessie: "They're getting warm"

James: "Warmer"

Ronnie Anne: "They're burning up"

Lincoln walked on top of the trap, Jessie, James and Ronnie Anne were shocked.

Jessie: "It's too strong, you used too many branches"

James: "Me? You're the one who covered it with too much dirt"

Ronnie Anne slaps Jessie & James

Ronnie Anne: "Quiet! They might hear us"

Ash walks on top of the trap and feels the ground rumbling

Ash: "Oh, you feel something?"

Brock: "I did."

Misty: "Feel what?"

The ground breaks up and they fell into the hole. Lincoln looked down and saw them at the bottom of the hole.

Lincoln: "Oh, no, are you guys ok? Don't worry I'll get you guys out of there"

He notices Team Rocket. They were wearing blue contamination suits

Ronnie Anne: "I can't believe they fell for it"

Jessie: "Our invention worked, We're geniuses"

Lincoln: "Oh no"

James: "Come with us, Lincoln. You belong to us now"

Lincoln: "THUNDERBOOOOOOOLT!"

He aims for Team Rocket using his powers but they had no effect.

James: "Rubber won't conduct electricity"

Jessie: "Just another example of our incredible genius at work"

James: "You have to be a rocket scientist to out-smart us. The Team Rocket scientists."

Jessie: "We call these our anti Lincoln suits, we made them ourselves. I must admit, I don't think this is really my colour at all but— "

Ronnie Anne: "Enough talk, Let's just grab the kid and get outta here"

Lincoln: "Oh crud, I gotta run"

He tries to run away from them

James: "We'll use our anti Lincoln Rubber Balloon Bazooka."

Jessie: "Ready, aim, fire!"

James fires the bazooka which inflates a balloon, the balloon heads straight for Lincoln. Meanwhile he was still trying to lose sight of Team Rocket, when he saw the balloon he tried to run as fast as he could to get away from it.

Lincoln: "You'll never get me"

Unfortunately he spoke too soon as the balloon blocked his path and pushed Lincoln inside it, once again his eyes turned yellow and tried to break the balloon but had no luck.

Jessie, James & Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln! Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Dang it! ASH HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Ash: "Oh no, Lincoln's in trouble"

He tried to clim out of the hole but slid back down

Ash: "Come on, you guys, get up! We gotta do something."

Misty: "We'd love to get up, Ash! Unfortunately, you're standing on us"

It turns out Misty was right when the camera showed Ash standing on top of Misty and Brock.

Jessie: (laughs) "Hello, down there, thank you so much for dropping in."

James: "Don't worry, Lincoln is safe with us. We won't lose it like you did."

Lincoln: (muffled inside the ballon) "Well, I'm done for"

Ash: "Lincoln!"

Ronnie Anne: "Let's get outta here."

Just as they were about to leave Lana stopped them.

Lana: "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

Jessie: "Who is she?"

Lana: "You better give that kid back to those guys right now!"

Jessie: "She's gotta be kidding"

Lana: "Oh, you think I'm joking, huh?"

James: "Now step aside, you insolent little tomboy. We haven't got time to play games with you."

Ronnie Anne: "Team Rocket plays rough so you better buzz off"

Lana began to get angry and her face began to turn red. The crooks stood there watching Lana, and Lana breathed fire from her mouth directly at them

Lana: "NOW WHO'S JOKING?!"

Team Rocket stood there burnt everywhere.

Lana: "EXACTLY SO I SUGGEST YOU DROP THE KID AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BURN YOU TO A CRISP AGAIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

James dropped the balloon and they ran away

James: "You see? Didn't I tell you that we needed fire proof uniforms?"

Jessie: "Shut up and keep running."

Ronnie Anne: "Some geniuses, I must also admit she's got a temper"

Jessie, James, & Ronnie Anne: "Look like Team Rocket's Blasting off again."

Soon, Damian appears from the bushes and watches the crooks running away.

Damian: "Lana beat them?"

Ash and his friends were now climbing out of the hole.

Brock: "Wow, thanks for the help, Lana."

Lana: "It's my pleasure, I thought I'd return the favour since you came to rescue me in the rain."

Misty: "You see, Brock? Lana knew that we cared, that's why she's here"

Lana: "If you guys ever need some plumbing just call me, I'm an expert at plumbing."

Ash: "Well Lana, in that case how'd you like to join up with us?"

Lana: (gasps) "You really mean it?"

Ash: "I'm afraid your trainer isn't going to be coming back."

Seconds later, Damian appears.

Damian: "Hey, Lana! Been looking all over for you."

Ash: "Damian! It's you."

Brock: "What do you want, Damian?"

Damian: "I came back for Lana. Just like I promised"

The others were curious

Damian: "So, let's go"

Lana: "I don't know. You left me on that rock for a few days waiting for you to come back and now you finally come and get me."

Brock: "Be careful Lana, this trainer's has already abandoned you once before."

Lana: "Wait, WHAT?! You actually abandoned me?!"

Damian: "Lana is mine, I'm the one who caught her remember?"

Lana: "So that's why you left me on that rock, you just wanted to get rid of me just because I couldn't fight my opponents"

Ash: "Damian! You bragged about how you abandoned her."

Damian: "Good thing I did, that toughened it up. Besides, what's wrong with dumping off a weak Loudemon?"

Lana: (gasps) "I'm not weak at all"

Damian: "I wasn't going to come back for her, but now that I've seen what she can do I'm glad I ran into you guys."

An offended Lana begins bursting into tears and Brock hugged Lana to comfort her

Lana: (on the verge of tears) "How could you say that about me?"

Damian: "The best thing is, I didn't have to raise her myself"

Misty: "That's terrible."

Brock: "Raising a Loudémon is the best part of being a trainer"

Damian: "You wish, it's the most boring part of the job"

Brock: "How dare you call yourself a Loudémon Trainer."

Misty: "You see? He doesn't care about you. He just wants to use you to win matches"

Lana: "Now that I have heard everything, you guys are right. He doesn't care about me at all and he only wants to use me for battles."

Ash & Brock: "Lana!"

Damian: "Lana, return"

He throws the Poke Ball at Lana, she immediately toughened up and swung the ball away by throwing her cap at it. The ball hit Damian's face and the others were surprised.

Lincoln: "I don't think this might end well"

When the ball fell to the ground Damian was very angry and got a lot of Poke Balls

Damian: (enraged) "You… that does it, I'll crush you with every Loudémon I got"

Lana breathed fire at Damian while Lincoln's eyes turned yellow and aimed his electricity powers towards Damian. He was shocked and burnt at the same time. Then he was burnt everywhere and ran off in defeat.

Damian: (cries) "Mommy!"

Brock: "Way to go, Lana."

Ash: "Yeah, good work"

Soon, Lincoln walks back towards Ash and Lana just stood there. She looked back at Ash.

Lana: "Well, I guess I'm all yours now"

Brock: "Go ahead, Ash. You get Lana. She'll be a great Loudémon."

Ash: "But, Brock, you saved her, so you deserve her, I guess."

Brock: "Right! But don't forget you're the one who kept her warm when she was sick, I'm sure you'll raise Lana to become a great Loudémon."

Ash: (nods) "Thank you, Brock. Come on, Lana, welcome to the group"

Lana squeals in excitement and hugs Ash tightly. She then jumped into the air and went inside the Poké Ball.

Misty: "You got a new Loudémon and a new friend"

Ash: "Yeah. I sure did"

Lincoln: "Someday Lana's going to get stronger and stronger."

It cuts to a close up of the Poke Ball where Lana was inside.

Narrator: "And so, Lana joins Ash and his friends on their journey. Maybe getting lost isn't so bad after all. Especially when your lost with your friends! Of course finding your way with your friends is even better."

The story doesn't end here yet, there are more episodes to come. I know this type of parody fanfic is a bit weird and I understand. So if you do not have anything nice to say, don't say it all. So yes if any of you readers are new to this fanfic and fans of the Pokémon TV series, this is a remake parody of the original Pokémon TV series. If you would like to reach me outside of this website, you can message me on discord. My username is Super Mario Fan #3999. Thank you all for reading this parody so far, stay tuned as there is more to come.