Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first lemon later down this chapter! It's the full sex scene between Minato and Kushina, who are happily married in this fanfic and very much not dead.

I'll have some stuff to share with you all, about some of the most fucked up requests I've gotten lately for smut lmao. Not trying to kink shame or anything, but goddamn son lol.

Anyways, stay tuned for that. And please enjoy this chapter, the author's notes will be at the bottom.


After having slept on the very edge of his own mattress, due to Tamamo being a bed hog and constantly shoving him up against the wall with her tail, Haise awoke in the late afternoon feeling groggy. Crawling over his independent servant who chose to remain in bed rather than dematerializing back into his soul, the young investigator made his way into his private restroom to do his business before getting freshened up with a shower.

Brushing his teeth under the cascading hot water pouring down on top of his head full of black-and-white hair, Haise stuck his tongue out and spat on the shower tile below. Enjoying his late afternoon relaxation, Haise was suddenly interrupted by a knocking on the shower glass door. Opening it up, Haise stared down at the completely butt-naked kitsune woman who stared expectantly at him with an annoyed look in her brown eyes.

"Heeeeeyyyy…! You're gonna use up all the hot water, Haise! You aren't the only one living here, you know— don't you think about anyone else, other than yourself?!" Tamamo asked with a whiny voice, as she herself couldn't fathom why on Earth her master had spent nearly forty minutes just meandering around in the shower that she saw as hers as well.

"… Has it really been that long?" Haise questioned with a slightly embarrassed look in his grey and red eyes. Having seen Tamamo shamelessly naked whenever it was just them around countless times, Haise wasn't at all phased at the servant's extremely large bare breasts, nor did he take his eyes away from her eyes to stare down at her curvy legs or voluptuous frame.

"Yes, now please make room!" Tamamo said, and before Haise could object she barged into the shower and pushed him against the wall so she could be the one underneath the hot water. With her elbow in her master's ribs, and her hip pressed up against his, Tamamo smiled and kept her eyes closed as she lifted her chin to feel the warm embrace of the cascading water pouring down over her face.

Doing his best to finish showering while also having to account for washing Tamamo's pink hair for her, by the time that the two of them finished showering together, the hot water had just started to turn cold. Wrapping themselves in towels, Tamamo sat down on the toilet and did her business while the air dryer was warming her and her fluffy brown tail up, while Haise quickly dried off so he could go back into the bedroom.

After putting on his underwear and socks, Haise slipped into a pair of black-and-grey striped slacks before putting on a black collared dress shirt. Due to Konoha having a very traditional sense of fashion, Haise and Kaneki both stuck out for the 'modern' way that they dressed. Making sure that his white tie was on properly, an accessory that was unheard of outside of the 'Hidden Rain Village', Haise left his bedroom to make his way downstairs toward the living room.

Upon entering their cozy living room that had decorations from back home, Haise entered into the beige-painted walls of the den and made his way over to the couch that he saw Kaneki laying down on with a book held up over his face. "Hey Ken, is breakfast in the fridge?" Haise asked with a hungry smile on his face, as made his way toward the coffee table that was in front of the couch.

Seeing how his older brother was awake to hear the story of how crazy his day was, Kaneki slid his bookmark into the pages of the novel he had been reading. Placing the book down and sitting up from his lying position, Kaneki proceeded to explain to Haise about how he had met the Hokage's two sons, after a well-dressed man in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven tried killing him, before getting ravaged by the nine-tailed fox himself.

The more he heard the story of how Kaneki willingly got arrested to give his statement to the police before heading off with his two new friends to try a ramen shop in the bad side of the village, the more Haise's smile was fading into a look of concern. "… So like, you're telling me that the guy who tried hurting you got taken in already, right? And he had a white suit on?"

"Correct, he was getting taken away to where I presume to be a hospital— his burns were really bad, and I don't think he'll be walking free anytime soon," Kaneki replied, while also thinking back to what Naruto said at Ramen Ichiraku. "He tried impersonating an investigator when I got there, but after I saw through the disguise he attacked me… He didn't seem competent enough to pull that off on his own, so… What do you think? Think he's part of a crime syndicate?"

"The 'White Suits', from what I remember at least, were a crime family that originated from Amegakure. Over twenty years ago or so, it had joined the Akatsuki and were the ones providing them with weapons and financing their terrorist attacks… All through proxy, never getting directly involved," Haise explained from memory, as he was somewhat familiar with the history of the Third Shinobi War.

"Anyway, even after Madara Uchiha and the Akatsuki were defeated, it took the court system I think like… Eighteen years, just to find a legal way to get around all the proxies and lack of evidence left behind by the leader of the gang: Yamoori, I think?" Haise guessed, while trying to remember the latest news about how the head of the Uchiha Clan had finally been able to locate Nagato's diary, which had mentioned briefly his dealings with 'Jason'.

At the mention of the criminal mob-boss who had managed to weasel his way out of prison, Kaneki was reminded of something else that he wanted to discuss with his older brother. "By the way, speaking of Yamoori, his verdict found him not-guilty today, and he got out with just less than a month or mandated community service. I think that journal you mentioned was obtained without a warrant, and thus everything that he was charged with ended up being dropped…"

"… Oh! And also, another man in a white suit was found dead in the public library, after the security footage showed his head exploding out of nowhere," Kaneki relayed, after remembering what he and the two Uzumaki boys saw while enjoying their ramen earlier. "Investigators have already closed down the library and are looking into it… I'm surprised you didn't get a phone call about it."

Frowning after coming to the conclusion that he was, once again, kept out of important matters that should have concerned him, Haise let out a sigh before chuckling humorlessly. "Of course they didn't want me there… I only get called to file papers and play secretary these days…" Haise muttered, before quickly getting over feeling sorry for himself.


After having been told about how his girlfriend had almost been murdered by a servant who hadn't even been targeting her until she saved the shinobi it had been trying to kill, Naruto was quick to act. Explaining his situation to his mom, and asking for her any advise on what he could do to help Sakura in case such anyone else tried going after her next, Kushina reassured her son that she knew the perfect solution to help him and his pink haired girlfriend.

Taking her son up to her husband's private dormitory, which was a large spacious room filled with aisles-and-aisles of shelves that housed books and scrolls alike, Kushina collected a blank scroll, some red paint, an unused brush, and finally a scroll containing her husband's most helpful jujutsu: 'Flying Thunder God Technique'.

Taking her supplies over to the study table, Kushina took a seat at the desk while instructing Naruto to watch her as she applied her jujutsu to create an active seal on the scroll. "I understand kanji isn't really that popular anymore son, but try to carefully recreate this symbol on Sakura's upper back," Kushina instructed, while smiling and feeling at peace as she calmly took her time making her latest seal look as beautiful as she could.

"So long as you keep this scroll on you while she's away from you, she can use her own chakra to unseal your father's jujutsu. When that happens, expect to be knocked off your feet— unlike the 'body flicker technique', your father's jujutsu is able to bend the space-time-continuum to essentially teleport whatever is on the receiving end of this technique over to him in an instant," Kushina explained, while making sure to simply the quantum physics aspect of Minato's 'Flying Thunder God Technique,' as to not confuse her non-academically-sound son.

So, after a few practice strokes with the brush that Kushina was going to lend him, Naruto gave Sakura a phone call and told her about his plan— stating the importance that they do this in a private-secluded area, due to him needing to place the sister-seal on her bare back. Due to how unknowledgeable Naruto was about how exactly the 'Flying Thunder God Technique' worked, he needed to bring his mother to the phone so she could explain the mechanics behind Minato's signature jujutsu to Sakura, who in turn was able to get a grasp of what to expect.

With Sakura on board with allowing for Naruto to paint a non-washable seal on her upper shoulder blade, like a tattoo, the blond shinobi thanked his mom and kissed her on the cheek before heading out with a bag full of what essentially were just art supplies.


With her eldest son out of the house while Boruto was out in the market with his two friends, Sarada and Mitsuki, Kushina had the house to herself. Knowing that her husband was coming back from a long day at the office, the 'Red Hot-Blooded Habanero' had decided to treat her soul mate to a wonderful and intimate night home. With breaded chicken-katsu on a bed of steamed rice and bao buns on the side of a salad, Kushina had already set the table and had the food covered so it would stay warm while she quickly dolled herself up.

Wanting to feel sexy that evening before the two of them would have to host the dinner party they were holding for Kaneki and Haise, along with a few other close-family friends that usually came over on a weekly basis, Kushina had gone upstairs to get dressed down in the privacy of her own bedroom. Staring herself at the full-length mirror in her bedroom, Kushina couldn't help but to check her forty-year old body out.

Even though she had grown past her prime, her skin was still smooth and hardly had any wrinkles— making it so she could pass for twenty eight rather than her true age. Having given birth to two rowdy boys gave Kushina wide hips, and thanks to her daily workout routine, the expanded pelvis she received only made her figure more hourglass shaped.

With curvy legs and a tight abdomen, Kushina smiled confidently as she turned around to admire her own plus-sized ass, which fit snugly in the turquoise-silk panties she had on. "Heh… Still got it," Kushina muttered with a half-cocked smirk, as she gave her toned ass a hearty smack, and watched it jiggle and bounce with a satisfied look in her grey eyes.

Feeling sexy downstairs, even though she hadn't shaved her red pubes, Kushina made sure that her 'mommy milkers' were still plump and perky as they always had been. In her ripe age, she had a hard time coming to terms that her large EE-cup sized breasts were starting to sag, Kushina compensated by investing in a push-up turquoise lingerie top that made her creamy and slightly veiny breasts look perkier than they actually were. With a little bit of fat bulging up from the top edges of the silky smooth fabric covering her bra cups, Kushina reached up with her hands to grope her own boobs.

Leaning forward a bit at the mirror, Kushina shook her tits up-and-down while bouncing her booty with her legs spread apart as she brought herself down toward the carpeted floor below. Hands off of her snuggly-fitted lingerie bra, which was barely able to hold her massive tits in, Kushina reached down with her arms toward the carpet below and looked up at herself with confidence radiating in her blushing smile, as she checked herself out as she twerked in front of the mirror.

Feeling sexy and aroused, Kushina bounced her thick ass in front of the mirror and watched her beautiful busty breasts bounce for a few more moments, before slowly getting up and seeing her husband standing at the door from the mirror's reflection. Not embarrassed at all with her voluptuous MILF body, Kushina turned around with a seductive look in her eyes as she smiled lustfully toward her aroused husband.

"Why hello there, 'Fourth Hokage', I trust that you enjoyed the show," Kushina said with a teasing tone in her voice, before turning around fully to face her madly-blushing husband. Swinging her hips from side-to-side with each sassy step she took toward Minato, Kushina got up-and-personal with her husband and wasn't afraid to press her breasts and body up against his.

Smiling back at her lustful stare, Minato chuckled excitingly as he felt her hands beginning to unzip the green flak jacket from his body. "… With curves and an ass like that, how could I not?" Minato mused with a smile across his face, as he took off his long sleeved shirt while his wife began pulling down his trousers.

Slowly and seductively, Kushina got down on her knees in front of her husband— kissing his abdomen muscles and making her way down his flat pelvic area where there wasn't a single blond pube to get in the way of her kisses. Feeling Minato's strong hand reaching down to grab a handful of dusty-rose hair to pull it up and out of her face, Kushina inhaled the musk of her husband's cock and balls as she pulled the waistband of his pants and underwear further down his toned thighs.

The moment she managed to peel his bottoms down to his knees, Kushina let out a wide smile the moment she felt his throbbing eleven inch couch flop down against her entire face. "Ooooo, is that for me babe~? How did ya know, hmhmhm~?" Kushina asked with a playfully seductive voice, as she felt Minato's manhood brushing against her nose and lips as she kissed her way down to his balls.

"W-What can I say, baby girl? We've been married so long, that I know you like the back of my— OH, WOW!!!" Minato yelped out with a wide-eyed expression, as he wasn't expecting for his amazing wife to suddenly engulf both of his balls into her wide mouth. Feeling Kushina slurping and drooling all over his hairless balls while her tongue massaged the bottom of his sack and his taint.

Taking her time and savoring the salty and savory taste of her husband's balls and everything else that was in between those thighs she loved, Kushina made sure to watch with a satisfied look in her eyes as Minato's eyes rolled in the back of his head. Wanting to pleasure her one true love even more, Kushina reached up with one hand to slowly stroke the top of Minato's cock against her soft and beautiful face, while running her other hand beneath her chin to lubricate her index finger.

Skillfully while sandwiching Minato's throbbing cock between her entire face and busy hand, Kushina's other hand crept around his thighs, where she gave them a squeeze before reaching further around to cup her wet hand over her husband's toned ass cheek. Hearing Minato moaning and grunting softly after she squeezed down hard on his butt, Kushina felt the blond man tense up and let out a guttural moan as she slowly started to push the tip of her finger inside of his rectum.

"Ooooh, Kushina— baby girl! Mmm, Daddy loves it when you get down and dirtyyyYYYY— YNGH~!!!" Minato moaned out, after once again getting the breath stolen from his lungs the moment Kushina wrapped her fingers around his cock and pressed her soft and large lips against the tip. Jerking Minato off while sucking out any pre-ejaculate through his sensitive pink head, Kushina massaged the base of his shaft with her long and wet tongue, all while bobbing her head back-and-forth—- being knuckle deep in her husband's ass, and pumping her finger in-and-out of his tight little hole.

Getting sucked and fucked by his wife, Minato tightened his grip around her long dusty-red hair and pulled on it, just the way Kushina liked it when they got rough. Thrusting his hips against his wife's face, so that his balls were rubbing constantly up against the bottom of her enclosed hand, Minato moaned loudly under his breath while sliding his cock further and further down his wife's warm and saliva-filled gullet. Soon enough, the tip of Minato's eleven inch cock was kissing the bottom of Kushina's throat, and was getting his both his balls slobbered and sucked on at the same time, thanks to how wide her mouth was, and how she was able to fit his entire sack in her while he throat-fucked at her at the same time.

Breathing through her nose while his pre-cum and her saliva was beginning to pour out of her left nostril, Kushina's moans felt godly as they vibrated Minato's entire musky cock and tickled his wet balls that were getting inhaled and sucked on by his horny wife. "Mmmm, that's right you dirty little whore— suck on Daddy's cock and balls, like the naughty little bitch that you are…~!" Minato moaned dominantly with his eyes staring down intently at his wife's crossed eyes, while she continually pumped her finger in-and-out of his rectum.

Reaching down with one hand to apply pressure while simulating asphyxiation on Kushina, Minato's hands were wrapped lovingly around her throat as he continued to get deep-throated— finding it strange but a turn on as he could feel his dick sliding back-and-forth inside Kushina's throat, with how much his manhood filled her throat he had in his hand.

Not wanting to be shown up completely, Kushina pulled her finger out of Minato's ass to perform a shadow clone jutsu with both of her hands, all while her throat and mouth were being used a cock sleeve for her beloved husband. Feeling a cloud of smoke puffing up behind him, before Minato could look away from his mischievous wife's challenging grey eyes, Minato once again tended up and arched his back the mouth he felt two hands spreading his cheeks apart.

"Double the fun, Daddy— double the fun," Kushina's shadow clown purred out, while wearing the same turquoise lingerie outfit as the original one. With her hands clamped down on Minato's athletically toned cheeks, Kushina's shadow clone made sure to press her nose up against his well-fingered asshole to inhale his musk before slowly licking up from the bottom of his taint, to the very top of his crack.

Closing his eyelids and biting down on his bottom lip, Minato was breathing hard through muffled moans as he could feel the shadow clone's tongue penetrating feet inside of his asshole, all while feeling her lips kissing his rim. Getting his ass eaten out and his balls sucked on by the woman he was deep throating, it wasn't long until Kushina decided to up the stakes by summoning three more shadow clones of herself— one of them being a futa version of herself with a throbbing six inch cock.

All at once, before Minato had a chance to cum deep into his wife's belly, he was put into an arm lock by two of his wife's shadow clones, who pulled him away from getting his cock blown and his ass eaten out. "H-Hey?! What's going on now?!" Minato asked with an excited and curious look on his face, which only intensified the moment he felt himself getting pinned down on the bed.

"We're going to take care of you, dear husband… Mommy knows exactly what her man loves, and how he loves getting it," the original Kushina purred out with a dominating tone in her voice, as she commanded the ass-eating clone of herself to make her way to the bed.

Laying upside down and underneath where Minato was being forced onto the bed, the first shadow clone of his wife made sure that he was laying on top of her before using her strong arms to pull his thighs apart. Spitting on his ready-to-plow asshole, the first shadow clone leaned her head back and held her mouth open for the futa clone to lower her pussy lips into.

"Hehehe… I'm your 'Mommy' now, little boy," the futa Kushina purred out with a lustful look in her perversed eyes, as she climbed up to the edge of the bed with her bottom vagina being tongued and licked into by the first shadow clown. Grabbing onto her husband's thighs to rub it, futa Kushina smiled mischievously with a perverted smile on her face, as she wacked her six inch cock against Minato's ball sack and the base of his manhood.

Grinding his manhood against futa Kushina's, Minato was strangely into the feeling of having his wife's cock rubbing against his, and before he could get off to it, he was laid flat down against the first shadow clone's legs. Climbing up onto the bed, Kushina straddled her husband's hips and got into the cowgirl position as she smiled lovingly down at his blushing face.

"Hey baby, ready to get dominated by your Mommies~?" Kushina asked with a teasing smile on her face, all while the futa shadow clone reached down to grab a hold of Minato's cock. "Go on, and just relax baby— let us take care of you," Kushina cooed out with a amorous look in her grey eyes, before softly letting out a moan as her futa clone slid the upper half of her husband's eleven inch cock deep into her hairy-wet pussy.

Lowering her hips down and getting stuffed with every inch of Minato's cock, Kushina closed her eyelids and let out an elongated moan as she felt his tip pressing up against her G-spot. While feeling his wife's pussy snuggly tightening around his entire shaft, Minato's eyes opened and his mouth let out a hollow gasp as he felt her futa clone sliding her six inch cock into his lubricated asshole.

Feeling the futa clone's cock fully inside him with their hips kissing as the first shadow clone was slurping on both their bottoms, Minato was treated as the two shadow clones who had pinned them down, 'Clone A' and 'Clone B', started to treat him to their bodies. Pulling down her green lingerie bra to have her massive tits flop out from the tops, Clone A caressed the back of Minato's head full of thick blond hair as she laid his head down on his lap, so she could lean over and smother his face between her warm breasts.

Breathing in the musk and aroma of Clone A's sweaty breasts, Minato inhaled through his nose while starting to suck and kiss all over her cleavage. As Kushina bounced her hips up-and-down on his cock, while the futa clone was pounding her shaft in-and-out of the submissive man's tight ass, Clone B straddled her legs over Minato's chest— pressing her dripping-wet womanhood on his pectoral muscles, while feeling Kushina wrapping her arms around her to pull down her clone's turquoise top.

Squeezing and groping Clone B's massive jugs, while being sure to pinch her clone's nipples hard enough to begin making her other self lactate, Kushina leaned forward and started to leave bite marks all over Clone B's shoulders. Seeing the submissive and perversed look on Clone B's face while she grinded her pussy and clit against Minato's chest, Clone A reached down and lifted her breasts from their husband's sweat-covered face, before lowering her slightly veiny and erected left nipple between his opened lips.

Feeling Minato's lips wrapping around her pink areola while his teeth clenched down on her erected tit, Clone A started to lactate her breast milk into their husband's hungry and moaning mouth. Loving the feeling of breastfeeding, which had always been a secret and perverse pleasure she always enjoyed while doing the same to her boys long ago, Clone A raised her chin up and waited for Kushina to push Clone B down while still violating her. Sandwiched between two different versions of herself, Clone B was taken aback by Clone A reaching up to grab her by the jaw, before pulling her toward her to lock lips with her.

Sucking the breast milk out of Clone A, who was making out passionately with Clone B, all while Kushina was aggressively bouncing her tight pussy up-and-down on his twitching long cock, the feeling of getting fucked hard in the ass by the futa clone who was digging her fingers into his musclar thighs while the first shadow clone was sliding her tongue between his crack made Minato feel like he had died and gone to heaven.

With six hot and sweaty bodies making love on the squeaking bed, their bed frame cracking and splintering with how hard Kushina and her shadow clones were fucking their husband, the combined musk and sweat of all their bodies made the room smell like sex.

The sloppy wet sounds of Minato pumping his cock in his wife's drenched pussy that was leaking all over his hips and onto the face of the first shadow clone underneath her husband filled the humid room, and paired well for Kushina who could hear the muffled sounds of her submissive husband's screams of pleasure as her futa clone pounded his stretched-out hole mercilessly— her throbbing pink tip slamming up against his prostate everytime the futa clone wet all the way inside him.

With his blushing cheeks filled with Clone A's seemingly never ending breast milk, Minato's muffled screams soon started to turn into pleasured gulps, as he felt the miraculous milk leaking out from the corners of his mouth and out through his nostrils. The amount of hyper stimulation he was receiving was beyond measurement, and when he finally felt the familiar sensation of a knot forming in his lower abdomen, Minato knew that what was about to come next would be biblical.

Practically suffocating on Clone A's breast milk, Minato could hear five different versions of his wife's voice filling the room, as all five of them had reached their collective orgasm. Feeling his chest getting squirted on by all of Clone B's vaginal juices, Minato arched his back and felt the back of his hair getting soaked by Clone A's pussy, which had been pressed up against the back of his head during the entire orgy.

Curling his toes and feeling Kushina's entire weight pressing down on his hips as she felt his massive load shooting rapidly inside of her hairy pussy, Minato felt the room starting to spin around him as the futa clone shot her hot-white love deep inside him— coating his G-spot and rectum with her sticky white strings of cum that were pouring out of his ass.

And even though she had been underneath all of them, and was coated with their cum and sweat, the first shadow clone had gene grinding her clitoris against Minato's upper back the entire time, and with the combined pressure of all of them on top of Minato, she managed to drench the sheets beneath them the most.

Their combined orgasm continued on for three minutes straight, and even as the bed frame finally broke beneath them the six of them continued to fuck and fire their orgasmic love all over, and inside one another. As her five shadow clones vanished and their memories came flooding into her already light-headed brain, Kushina let out one last orgasmic scream before collapsing on top of her barely conscious husband.

Both gasping for air, breathing in the humid aroma of their combined love and passion in the hot air surrounding them in within the confines of their bedroom, Minato wrapped his arms around his wife's warm body— slowly scratching and massaging her back as she buried her face into his collarbone. Comforting one another, with Kushina kissing her way up his neck until she found his lips, the happily married couple breathing began to slow down along with their racing hearts, as both of them reached their equilibrium after cuddling with one another for twenty minutes.

Breaking the pillow talk with a small chuckle, Minato gazed up into Kushina's grey eyes with a bashful look on his handsome face. "We… We definitely need to shower. It's only a matter of time before our dinner guests show up," Minato said, which earned him a playful pouty face from his wife.

"Hmph…! Do we have to? Can't we just lay here for a little longer? It's been practically a week since we last had sex— let me enjoy this for just a little bit longer, okay baby?" Kushina insisted— forcing Minato to become the responsible one.

"Of course we can cuddle a little longer, baby girl… Just not in this dirty bed that we're going to have to replace," Minato said with a playful smirk on his face, as he suddenly sat up while picking Kushina up in his strong arms bridal style. "Come on, we can continue this lovey-dovey session in the shower."

Letting out a playful groan as she wrapped her arms around the back of her husband's neck, Kushina rolled her eyes at Minato as he got up from the bed to begin carrying her with him toward their private bathroom. "Tch, being responsible parents sucks sometimes…" Kushina said jokingly, before pulling herself up to give her husband a soft peck on his lips.

"Eh, yeah sometimes it does, huh?" Minato replied back agreeingly with a playful tone in his voice, as he carefully sidestepped through the doorframe leading into their master bathroom— careful not to accidentally bump Kushina head full of red-hair against the wall, like he'd done before in the past. "But hey, I wouldn't trade it for the world, would you?"

"Pffft! Of course not— I love those two little brats too much to give them up," Kushina replied back with a half-cocked smirk, as she reached out with one arm to pull back the shower glass door, before turning on the hot water to the perfect temperature. "Alright, let's make this quick babe; I just cooked over three hundred dollars worth of food, and I'll be damned if that goes to waste."

Laughing alongside his wife, who was actually somewhat serious about making sure that her cooking wouldn't be for nothing, Minato stepped inside the shower and knelt down to sit her down, before sitting behind her to hug her from behind. "Anything you say, baby— anything you say," Minato said lovingly into his blushing wife's ear, as the two of them felt the cascading shower wash away the filthy traces of their bedroom passion from their beautifully aged bodies.


And there we have it, the entire full sex scene that was only teased in the Fanfiction Dot Net version of Peter Griffin's Smut Collection. Speaking of that, allow me to share with you some of the requests I've gotten, verbatim, and my takes on them.

Also, before I get into the griddy, let me say that Kushina reminds of Touka Kirishima, except done better. And hotter too.

First's things first, shout out to the Gachaclub kid who goes by the username 'KaiSL' on AO3!

KaiSL: "This story sucks so badddd STOP UPDATING THIS TRASH DANG NOBODY LIKES IT ITS POORLY WRITTEN AND SICK"

Me: "That's just chapter one, babe. Btw, did you have a prompt?"

KaiSL: "Nah I just hate stories like this this is literally horrible and sick why even make something like this?? I just ish there was a way I could block you so I don't see this terrible excuse for a story anymore"

Me: "Are you upset? Why? The title and description, the tags and everything about this story screams filthy. That's like going to Burger King and then getting upset when they serve burgers. What were you expecting, brudda?

There's money in this banana stand, you hear me, Fruit Cake? The only question that stands is if you're bananas enough to hang with the junction, and clearly this is one smoke session you ain't vibing to.

I'll tell you w'hawt, Bobby, I'll give you a pro gamer tip: You can block me, just go to my profile and look for the block button. Then you'll never have to subject yourself to me and the boys ever again! Boom, just like that son, just like that.

Or you could get down with the bois, and drop down a request, so I can write out whatever fantasy you have and let the crew read, because it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."

KaiSL: "No thanks but yeah you definitely about to get blocked and just cause you think something doesn't mean you should always create or write it please remember that before creating something as horrendous and embarrassing as this."

Me: "Thank you for thinking that your opinion matters, have a wonderful day."

That conversation made me smile and giggle like a BABY CLAPPING HIS FEET TOGETHER, so shout to KaiSL for the barrel full of laughs.

Again, not gonna kink shame, and surprisingly those who had piss kinks were able to write their requests and prompts pretty well, so shout out and piss out for my boys in yellow. Especially to you, 'P! FR@K', for having a funny name.


Here's another request that baffled my ass, and felt like I was having a fever dream while reading it.

"Wonder Woman Diana x Shota Naruto x Loli Kama x Themyscira

Diana had started to have 2 new sidekicks well better 2 foster children. It had started as both were summoned by a wizard and before she knew it she took care of both. While she liked to take care of both she is sure getting bite marks on her body or being groped by both is not something they should do. At least they were smart enough to do it only in private.

As she was gone for few weeks of planet maybe it was not a smart idea to leave both on Themyscira. Turned out it was not a smart idea as she returned and saw few misandristic fighting each other who can rim Naruto next while Philippus was giving him a blowjob and Nubia massaging his shoulders. Kama sucking on her mother queen Hippolyta huge breasts as Donna was fingering her. The Amazon were not happy as they learned that the 2 are leaving. "Are their better woman's then us 20.000 Amazon sisters in the world of man sister!" …"

"… Ah she has other sex too.

Like Naruto fucking her while Kama sucks on her breast or pulls them. Before leaving she had gotten at home a cunnilingus and analingus by both.

And returning to Themyscira both go back to Diana. Mommy Diana is their for them.

She then has sex in middle of the Hall's where every one can look."

Shit was wild lmao.


Here's a funny one:

"After losing in the Chunin exam the defeated Kiba returned home to tell his family he lost.

He made a bet with them if he wins the Chunin exam he could finally top to show he is the alpha. But as he lost he once again till he can prove it will be a beta.

Tsume may sounds like a bad mother but her son staying as beta and maybe accepting it would do good for her and Hana blue balls. Both fight who can top and her sons nature and ass helps both. Let's see what smells for him worst their 2 week unclean cocks or that Naruto boys fart."


And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you the most fucked up requests I've gotten, all from the same guy on AO3:

"I'll start with just a few. First one might be overly fucked, idk

Riley Matthews/Maya Hart/The Joker. Drugs, prostitution, violence, gore, beating, breeding, sloppy deepthroating, ball sucking, snowballing, smegma, musk, abuse, forced miscarriage, dirty talk, choking, pissing, shitting, vomit, consensual snuff (like the girls beg him to kill them), mindbreaking, cannibalism, lesbian kissing.

Diana Prince/Natasha Romanoff/Samus Aran/Mikasa Ackerman/Jason Todd. Sloppy deepthroating, ball sucking, titfucking, anal fisting, breeding, spit kink, snowballing, dirty talk, smegma, musk, pissing, shitting, vomit.

Nico Di Angelo/Percy Jackson. Dom!Nico, priest!Nico, vampire!Nico, church sex, religion kink, homophobia kink, knife kink, blood kink, blood drinking, spanking, biting, begging, crying."


Here's another flavor of the week, but this time SLIGHTLY more tame:

"Top Percy X Sub Artemis and Hunters

Young Percy didn't know how that happened, but here he was alone on a Dimension with this group of woman who were glaring at him. Artemis chose to take care of him with her daughters as they turned out have no way to escape she had used her magic to escape the destruction after all but best she doesn't tell him that. Artemis and her Hunters have the same reallx hardcore fetish in Humiliation, Bestiality, Exhibitionism, Cock Worship, Bukkake, Gokkun. The Bestiality was only for female Animals no Males are allowed near Artemis or her Hunters other then Percy.

And with him coming with them by having them only eat food soaked in his cum. That the hunters themself suck of and combine Percy's cum with the food they eat.

Theme: Size Difference, Small boy/Huge Woman, MILF, Mind Break, Rough Sex, Domination, Fucked Silly, Cumflation, Cock/Body Worship, Musk, Cum shower, pregnancy, shota."


Hella don't know why they threw in the bestiality aspect of what they're into, especially when the theme didn't include it. Other than that, I fucks with that.

Again, I'm really accepting of fetishes and kinks, but don't know how I vibe with Joker making a girl from a 90's kids sitcom eating her own fetus while shitting and pissing everywhere.

So please for the love of God, write the Harry x Hermoine draft, and the Uzumaki incest draft with Karin, becuase that's vanilla as fuck compared to what I've seen. KaiSL got triggered by the first fucking chapter, which was the Kakashi x Ishtar lemon, God help him if he ever read past that, or the any of requests I've gotten lmao.

Anyways, onto the reviews.

Alrighty so it's settled, Haise will be getting shipped with Ryuko Fueguchi in this story, and be getting some MILF pussy while acting like a step-dad to a fourteen year old Hinami. Will I lewd them and make it a three way? Probably not in this fic. How about Peter Griffin's Smut Collection 1 and the Ultimate AO3 version? Maybe later, I got a lot of requests lol.

I'll probably use that idea about Eto requesting to move to a different library, or just opening up her own bookshop after she and Jiraiya become business partners. Which will of course then lead Kaneki into coming into her shop, becoming friends, and then lovers.

Oh, and thank you for that idea about Naruto getting worried for Sakura's safety after she told him about the incident. Definitely gonna have the next lemon, next chapter, start off with them getting intimate while he's painting the symbol onto her shoulder, which leads them into having sex in her father's study room.

Naruto probably won't hold a grudge against Armin, but he would definitely butt heads with Eren. And honestly, I changed Katsuyu into a male, simply because it's only the English dub that's the hermaphrodite slug is referred to as a female. Katsuyu is a male in this, just because I love the idea of a big fat slug with confidence issues existing, and being a guy, although technically they're both in this, they just got by male pronouns.

Also, I'm gonna use that later, "What the SNAIL just happened?!" Love that line lol. And yeah, they're definitely gonna tattle on Sakura to Tsunade.

And while Naruto paints the symbol that his mother taught him to draw on Sakura's back, I'll have her spring up the subject about the two of them getting hitched, which will then result in them consummating their vows with sex. And then forth, they'll be secretly engaged, with her parents being happy for it, while Naruto knows that his father wouldn't approve.

And good idea including how Minato would want Naruto to be married off to Kurosutchi, while Kushina would be against the idea for two reasons: She knows Naruto loves Sakura, and that would put Naruto at risk of an assination attempt. Also, love your bit on how Minato and Kushina would be proud of Boruto being the one to unite the Uzumaki Clan and Uchiha Clan, while the only one sour about Sarada getting with Boruto would be Fugaku, who thanks to his wife being best friends with Kushina, wouldn't have much say in the matter, especially since Sasuke is seeing Karin. It fits the 'winds of change' theme.

In this AU, each village will be different to their counterparts by differing in how they have grown over the past twenty years. Amegakure, the Rain Village, is technologically advanced, and thus looks like a modern day version of New York and Tokyo. Konoha is like it's Boruto counterpart, where it's similar to a small town in Los Angeles, where it's impressive and there's lots to do, but it ain't no Anaheim or San Francisco.

Iwagakura has massive walls surrounding it and sectoring it, so that honestly would probably be low tech and more traditional than even Konoha, and represent a pre-WW2 city that values tradition even more so than Konoha. Think pretty much they moved in past makeshift stone towers, and moved into masonry to create a mix between an Italian villa with Japanese architecture.

Sunagakure, on the other hand, will have had a glow up. Rather than being poor and backwards due to their location, they've become partners with Amegakure, and transformed into a modern tourist destination with neon signs and a bunch of attractions that would attract those with money, such as brothels, casinos, arenas, concerts. Basically, it became the entertainment capital of the world; a Naruto version of Las Vegas. It's seen as 'Sin City', because it basically only holds onto tradition for the sake of marketing it. It's also Jiraiya's favorite place, to the point where he bought a mansion there, just as his 'Casa Grande'. Also, the only village that has cars for leisure, and Jiraiya owns an underground garage full of them. The Uchiha clan would hate it, and Minato and Kushina would be disapproving of it, but Naruto and Boruto would beg Jiraiya to take them there.

And oooo I see what you mean, so you're suggesting just having Hinata be her Road to Ninja self, that way Naruto wouldn't like her?

And btw, thank you for the Femboy Subby Armin x Dom Annie lemon prompt, I'll get around to making that for sure. I haven't forgotten about the Evangelion one yet either, just waiting until I need a break from Naruto to make it.

Anyways, that about does it for now. Peace and chicken grease.