This chapter is just a straight up lemon guys, but it has significance to the story, for those who are reading this as part of 'Crazy Noisy Bizarre Village'.

If not, then just consider this a Naruto Shippuden AU lemon of Naruto x Sakura. Second lemon of that ship that I've written, and this one is far more of a fluff smut than just straight up porn.

Okay, without further adieu, please enjoy! Author's notes will be at the bottom.


The Haruno family dormitory consisted of a study area, similar to the way Minato's private library had one, with the exception that theirs consisted of a living room set up in front of a fireplace. After having moved the coffee table and couch away to make a clear space in front of the iron cast fireplace, Sakura took her red-button dress top off and began to unhook her white bra while Naruto lit a match.

Using his affinity with wind to intensify the flames on the match, Naruto leaned into the fireplace to spark and ignite beneath the stacked firewood— careful not to accidentally snuff out the growing fire as Sakura sat down with her bare back facing toward the roaring orange glow. "There we are Sakura: the mood's set, and I'm ready to begin whenever you are," Naruto said with a nervous smile on his face, as he couldn't help but to admire the toned muscles that were visible on his girlfriend's upper shoulder blades and her entire back side.

Although she was extremely thankful and appreciative that her boyfriend was taking her traumatic experience seriously, Sakura's mind was elsewhere as she stared blankly ahead at the dimly lit asiles of books and scrolls that her family had collected throughout the generations. 'Maybe I would be rushing things if I were to ask such a thing… But then again, he and I have known each other since we were kids, and we've been technically dating since we were thirteen, so… Four years is a good amount of time, isn't it?'

"… Hey, Sakura? You doing okay there? Haha, ah…" Naruto asked with a worried tone, while doing his best to cover that up with a weak chuckle.

Realizing that she never responded to Naruto's question, Sakura let out a barely audible laugh before nodding with her head still facing away from where Naruto was knelt down. "Y-Yes, yes I am. Sorry about that, I… I'm still processing everything that happened today," Sakura said with a mildly reassuring tone, while still feeling uncertain of whether or not she'd spring the dire question she wanted to ask her boyfriend.

Wanting to provide Sakura with a comfortable and safe environment, Naruto decided to not push the subject further, and simply decided to tell her, "Well, I'm here if you need to talk about anything… Now, this might feel a little chilly at first, but it shouldn't be too bad— let me know if it is, okay?"

"Thank you, Naruto, and I… I really appreciate you saying that— it makes me feel better knowing that I can… You know? Let me guard down around you, and all that jazz," Sakura said with a slightly embarrassed tone in her voice, as she smiled softly before seething mildly as she felt the red paint of the brush make contact with her bare skin.

"Sorry, told ya it was gonna be a bit nippy," Naruto apologized with a slightly amused smile across his lips, as he slowly began to do his best with tracing the same exact symbol that his mother had painted on the scroll that he was using as a reference.

"It's… It's alright, Naruto— it just caught me by surprise, is all," Sakura said, before softly closing her eyelids and relaxing as she listened to the embers of the fireplace crackle while its heat warmed her bare upper body.

With how quiet Naruto was, Sakura figured that the shinobi was focused on painting the non-washable symbol onto her upper shoulder and thus it gave her time to muster up the courage to break the ten-minute long silence.

"… Hey, Naruto?" Sakura asked, with her voice slightly shaky from how anxious she was on the inside— something that Naruto had noticed, but had chalked up to her still feeling shocked about almost dying to a demon-like servant.

"Yeah, what's up?" Naruto asked back casually in a quiet voice, as the overall relaxed ambience within the dormitory along with getting lost with the brush in his hand had made him somewhat lethargic with how at ease he was.

"We… We've been together for a while, wouldn't you say?" Sakura asked, to which Naruto let out a proud chuckle while nodding— being careful not to accidentally mess up the symbol on her shoulder while doing so.

"Hmmm, yeah, I'd say so too… Why? Is… Is everything okay between us?" Naruto asked with an uneasy look on his face, as he couldn't help but get the sinking feeling that something was amiss.

Caught off guard by Naruto's words of concern, Sakura furrowed her brows while taking a moment to think. "What? Why would you ask…? Oh… Oh! No, no! I wa-wasn't trying to imply anything like that, baby…! Nothing's wrong between us, I promise," Sakura reassured with a racing heart, as the mere thought of being separated from someone who was as caring and affectionate as Naruto made her feel sick for a brief moment.

"Oh, thank god…! You had me worried for a second there, Sakura! Haha," Naruto chuckled with a relieved tone in his voice, as he continued to finish painting the symbol on Sakura's toned shoulder blade. "But, uh… Y-Ya know, if, uhh… If there is anything you'd want to talk about, even if it's something that might not necessarily be pleasant to talk about… My offer still stands: you can tell me anything Sakura, anything."

Smiling with a smittened look on her blushing face, Sakura's heart continued to race as the feeling of butterflies started to make the kunoichi feel excited. "Well, that's the thing… I, uh… I-I actually did want to talk to you about something— something that's uh, pretty serious actually. It's just, ummm… I-I wouldn't necessarily consider it 'unpleasant' though."

"Oh? Uh… Okay! Yeah, sure— what's up?" Naruto asked, while feeling more confused than nervous about what was big enough of a deal on Sakura's mind to make her stutter like a schoolgirl.

Slowly opening her eyelids and taking in a deep breath just as Naruto was doing the finishing touches on the red symbol on her shoulder blade, Sakura swallowed the lump in her throat before letting out an elongated sigh. "… I think we should get married."

Recoiling his hand away from her upper back, so as to not accidentally spill chakra-infused paint onto her skin by accident, Naruto felt his heart racing and a smile forming on his face. "O-Oh?! Th-That's what you had on the ol' noggin, eh? Haha, ha…" Naruto chuckled nervously, as he carefully put the brush back into its plastic case before thinking what to say as he gathered up all his supplies. "I, uhh… Y-Yeah, I completely agree! I'm down to get serious and all stuff! So, uhh… When did you wanna, like… Actually do the ceremony, and stuff?"

Feeling relieved and joyful that Naruto had shown immediate interest in fulfilling her wish, Sakura let out another sigh before shaking her head. "I mean, we don't have to do it right away— obviously we'd have to finish doing all the preparations and all. But, umm… I'm thinking that we should have it. Like, 'by the end of the year' soon," Sakura said, while thinking that such a timeframe would give their future guests plenty of time to RSVP, while she and Naruto looked into finding a venue and caterer.

With how methodical his girlfriend was, the blond shinobi had been expecting her answer to be within two years or so, not at the end of the year— which ended in five months. "O-Okay… Y-Yeah, yeah— for sure! I'm totally on board with that…!" Naruto said with an enthusiastic voice, while also sounding extremely anxious about the idea of breaking the news to his parents.

As if on cue, Sakura turned her head over her shoulder to look at Naruto with her curious emerald eyes that he loved to get lost in. "And… And when are you going to tell your father? I'm confident that your mother would be supportive, but, uhhh… Not too sure how the Fourth Hokage would feel about his elder son getting married to someone who doesn't exactly have any important titles, or political importance."

Sensing that Sakura was comparing herself to the many princesses and daughters of politicians that his father had talked about openly during the many times that she had come over for the Uzumaki dinner parties, Naruto's heart spoke first before his brain had a chance to intervene. "You know what? I think it's time he knows about us— about you. I'm gonna tell him and everyone else tonight that you and I are engaged, and I don't care what he says, I'm gonna marry you Sakura— BELIEVE IT!!!"

Completely shocked with Naruto's proclamation and the sheer determination in his voice and on his smiling face, Sakura's blushing cheeks turned from a soft pinkish tone to a fiery-hot red. "… Wa-Wait… Y-You're serious? You…. You're actually going to do that, in front of all his guests? For… For me?"

Scooting closer to Sakura and opening his legs apart so that his pelvis was pressing up against her white shorts, Naruto's smirk radiated confidence as he reached around to wrap his arms around her waist. "Hell yeah, baby! I don't give a crap about his reputation or what anyone thinks— as long as you're happy and by my side, then that's all that matters to me," Naruto said with a charming glimmer in his sapphire eyes, as he stared deeply into the passionate gaze looking back at him.

"… Oh? Is that right?" Sakura asked with fluttering eyelids, as she continued to keep her head turned sideways while Naruto's face leaned closer to her inviting pink-lips. "… Am I really that important to you, Naruto?"

Closing his eyelids half-closed as he pressed his body up against Sakura's bare back, Naruto felt himself getting aroused with how close his growing erect was to his girlfriend's toned cheeks. "… Why don't I show you how important you are to me," Naruto softly whispered in a lulling tone, before finally reaching his chin over Sakura's muscular shoulder to kiss her on the mouth.

Starting slowly and shyly at first, Naruto and Sakura had their eyelids closed, while slowly starting to get more passionate with their affection. Biting softly down on Naruto's bottom lip before accepting his curious tongue into her mouth, Sakura let out a quiet moan as she slowly reached down to guide one of his hands around her waist up her toned abdomen, and towards her chest.

Hearing Naruto letting out a stiffened gasp the moment she led his curious hand up to her right medium-sized boob, Sakura had her hand wrapped over his as she squeezed down on his fingers— making him grope her perky bosom and letting him get used to how it felt, before leaving his hand there to reach up to caress the side of his cheek.

Pressing himself even closer to her back and behind, Naruto had his entire palm covering Sakura's CC-cup breast and had her erect-nipple between his fingers as he squeezed down repeatedly— feeling how soft her boob was, and how good her pink little tit felt when he groped her. Grinding his bulge against her white booty-shorts as she teased him by rubbing her butt against it, Sakura ran her fingers through his blond hair as her other hand guided his other hand down past her waist and into her white shorts.

With his fingertips brushing past her red-cotton panties, Naruto marveled at the transition between the dry part of her underwear and the warm-wet lower part of the vaginal-soaked fabric between her crotch. Rubbing the bottom of his fingers against her camel toe and getting even more aroused from the moans he was eliciting from her gaped mouth, Naruto opened his eyelids and stared intently at the submissive look in the pink hair kunoichi's alluring gaze.

"You're… You're beautiful, Sakura… Can I… Can I put my… Put my fingers down there?" Naruto asked with an embarrassed and awkward look on his face. Being both virgins who only knew about sex from what they were told, Naruto wanted permission from Sakura before doing anything to her— the last thing he wanted to do was ruin anything between them, especially since he had given her his word that he would marry her soon.

Although she was scared and just as nervous about what to expect, Sakura knew that she loved him, and she wanted to consummate their future marriage right then and there. "Y-Yes, please, I… I-I want you to go all the way with me, if… If that's okay with you," Sakura said, while also wanting to make sure that she had Naruto's consent just as much as he had hers.

Smiling goofily and anxiously at the offer of losing his virginity to her, Naruto chuckled softly while licking his lips— trying his best to not look stupid while hiding the fact that he was slightly getting overwhelmed with how excited he was. "Y-Yeah! Yeah, of course, I… I want that to, so…" Naruto muttered with a self conscious look overtaking his smile, as he nervously slid his fingers past Sakura's soaked panties to feel up on her mildly-hairy womanhood. "… I-I haven't ever done this before, or, uhh… Wh-What's I'm trying to say is that I don't know what I'm doing, so… S-So I wanna apologize if this doesn't feel good..."

Unable to laugh softly at how bashful and apologetic her boyfriend was, Sakura took her hand off of his cheek to once again get him back to squeezing and massaging her breast, before using her other hand to guide his fingers between her vaginal lips. "It's okay, baby— I'll help you… We're in this together— that's what being married is about," Sakura said, as the weight of her words made both she and Naruto realize just how real everything actually was.

"Sakura, I… I… I love you, like… Like a lot, actually… And, uh… I'm not very good words, s-sorry," Naruto said with an apologetic chuckle, while listening as Sakura laughed softly along with him before softly breathing out through her nose, as she guided his fingers to her throbbing little clitoris. "… What I'm trying to get at is that I'm sorry that it took almost losing you for us to make this decision… I want to be with you forever, and… And I-I just… I just really love you, and I want you to know that."

"… Oh Naruto, I've always known you have— you've always had my heart, baby," Sakura cooed lovingly to her fiancé, as she rubbed her hand on top of his, while going back to kissing him reassuringly. With their heartfelt words building their confidence and reigniting their aroused once again, Naruto continued to massage and rub his fingers in circular motions against Sakura's throbbing clit, all while grinding his hips against her toned bottom.

With warmth in the fire-lit dormitory grew humid the longer Naruto and Sakura touched and kissed on another, and it soon escalated to the pink haired girl laying down with her bare back against the rug as she watched with lovingly eyes as Naruto took his long-sleeve jacket and bottoms off. Helping her fiancé with taking her white bottoms and soaked panties off, Sakura couldn't help but blush harder at the sight of Naruto's nine-inch erection that leaked glistening pre-cum that shined in the light of the orange cackling fire just a few meters away from their naked bodies.

Being beckoned over to her muscular and toned body with the emerald bedroom eyes that his fiancé was giving to him, Naruto crawled over to where Sakura was spreading her wide and strong thighs for him. Raising her hips up so that her toned ass cheeks were lifted at an angle, while he climbed up on top of her hips so that the bottoms of her strong and curvy legs were pressing against his pectoral muscles, Naruto unknowingly put Sakura into the 'breeding press' position.

Resting his throbbing manhood over her pink bush that rested over her dripping-wet vaginal opening that leaked onto his shaved ballsack, Naruto gazed down into Sakura's beautiful emerald green eyes and felt his heart fluttering at the loving smile she was flashing for him. "You're… You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and ever will see," Naruto said affectionately with a goofy grin on his face, and watched as Sakura reached up with one hand to interlock her fingers with his right hand, as she used her free hand to reach down to use her fingers to pull her vulva open— exposing her shiny-pink womanhood for Naruto.

"And you're the cutest knucklehead who'll be the only one who'd I ever want to be married to, forever…" Sakura said back with a good-natured joking tone in her voice, which helped break the tension as Naruto slowly inserted the tip of his pre-ejactulate coated cock into the tight little vaginal cavity beneath him. Having heard of the pain that a woman feels when losing her virginity, Naruto made sure to be careful as he used the tip of his impressively-endowed dick to begin spreading Sakura's pussy wider, so that she could accept his shaft.

Tightening her fingers around his, while clenching her jaw tight, the combined feeling of pain and pleasure coursing through Sakura's body intensified the more the deeper Naruto's member penetrated her. By the time that a little more than half of his nine-inch cock had stretched her inside, Sakura was doing her best to reassure Naruto to keep going, even as she felt her cherry getting popped.

The difference in temperatures between Sakura's vaginal fluids compared to her bleeding hymen was extremely noticeable for Naruto, and led him to quietly apologize to her as he felt her combined bodily fluids running down his shaft and down her toned bottom cheeks. Constantly being reassured that everything was fine by Sakura, who was able to communicate that both verbally with through her body language, Naruto continued to push his member deeper into her deflowered snatch until his balls were resting on the bottom of her spread-open vaginal folds.

Now that they had gone through the hardest part of having intercourse for the first time, the pain that Sakura had felt was slowly going away. Naruto carefully slid his cock half-way out of her, before pushing himself balls-deep back inside her warm pussy. Eventually, Naruto was able to pick up the speed of his thrusts, and all pain had faded away— leaving Sakura to only feel the euphoric sensation of getting her pussy plowed by her fiancé's big massive cock.

With the two of them building up a sweat, their skin glistening and shining orange with the glow of the fire warming their already hot bodies up even more so, Sakura had to stretch her legs around to hook her feet behind Naruto's lower back, just to keep him from slipping out of her. Balls deep inside Sakura, with him jackhammering his cock in-and-out without ever taking it too far out of her warmth, Naruto's tip was constantly pressing up against the moaning girl's tender G-spot— giving the muscular and toned kunoichi pleasure unlike anything she had ever felt before.

Just to keep herself from alerting her family of what she was doing with her fiancé, Sakura had to cover her own mouth with her own two hands, just to muffle her screams of pleasure while her breasts jiggled each time Naruto's entire length with back inside of her dripping-wet snatch. Seeing Sakura's boobs bounce up-and-down, Naruto couldn't help himself but to reach down and place his palms over her sweaty tits— squeezing his clammy fingers down on her breasts, and feeling the fatty skin bulging between his fingers.

Feeling himself approaching his climax as he grope and massaged Sakura's breasts while picking up the pace of his hips slamming down against hers, Naruto soon had to be muffled by one of Sakura's palms, due to how loud his breathing and moans were becoming. Inhaling her musky aroma and the scent of sex within the humid room around them, Naruto was feeling himself getting lost to the pleasure that was building up in his loins, while Sakura's eyes started to crossed as drool poured down from the corners of both her palms.

Muffled, all Naruto could do was moan passionately into Sakura's hand as the pressure within his abdomen finally started to release. Tightening up while feeling Sakura arching her back and biting down on her own hand to keep herself quiet, Naruto felt the room spinning around him as the tip of his cock began ejuclating hot-white sticky strands of semen that were coating the insides of his fiancé's young virgin womb, all while her pussy was squirting all over his shaft and on his groin.

Even as he was emptying his seed into her while she was coating his loins with her vaginal fluids, the two of them continued to fuck passionately as if there was no tomorrow— the wet-sloppy sounds of his balls slapping against her toned ass cheeks melded in with their muffled cries of orgasmic euphoria. After having just cemented their future together by filling her pussy up with enough baby-batter to have guaranteed himself a shotgun wedding, their five-minute long shared orgasm ended slowly.

Collapsing on top of Sakura with his flaccid cock still buried balls-deep inside of her sperm-filled snatch that was dripping down and leaving a wet-mark on the carpet beneath them, Naruto was gasping for air and felt her breasts squishing up against his chest with each breath he took.

Wrapping her slender and toned arms around his muscular back, Sakura whispered sweet nothing into the ear of her fiancé, while rubbing his back and gently scratching his sweaty skin as she lovingly embraced him. Although she knew that the two of them would have to rush into the shower together to get washed up for the big dinner his parents had planned for that evening, Sakura couldn't help but to prolong that— the feeling of him inside of her while he was in her arms made the pink-haired woman feel fulfilled far more than she had ever felt before in her life.


This isn't the first time I've tried writing a more romantic and soft lemon, in comparison to my raunchier stuff, but idk which do you guys prefer? I like both, and it's not like I get sexual gratification from writing this kind of stuff— it's more like the satisfaction one gets when they're finish painting or drawing something that they know will be appreciated. Don't get me wrong, writing smut is fun AF for me, but it's like an art thing I guess lol. It just feels right lol.

Got lots of requests, and I'm still gonna try to fulfill those, especially since I remembered how hot Marvel and DC characters are lmao, and One Piece too I guess? Lmao, the fan drawings of the One Piece girls are always better than the actual thing imo— they all look like goddamn aliens tbh.

I'd hate to admit it, but I'm one of those people who find Luffy to be obnoxious and rarely ever like, likeable lmao. But then again I love characters like Kaneki/Haise, who are very complex and have multiple layers and tragedy to them, so maybe Tokyo Ghoul spoiled me. Kinda why I don't like Izuku Midoriya either— nothing ever really bad happens to him, and he's pretty much just a one-dimensional character. Like, Naruto himself isn't even that complex really either, but idk he was always endearing and likeable, and has character progression, where Luffy is stagnant and kinda annoying tbh— I'm one of those who liked Zoro and Sanji more.

Anyways, enough of that rant, let's go to the—

Wait a minute, I only have one to say before we go to the reviews: Why have I gotten so many people telling me that Minato x Kushina is a rare lemon ship?! They're fucking married, and I know people ship Kushina and Naruto a lot, and a lot of times the Naruto guys end up getting cucked by Raikage (Seriously why is that so fucking popular lmao), but like… Really? That's a rare pair, even though they're fucking married lmao?

Okay, now that I got that out of the way, let's go to the reviews.

When is Haise going to fuck Ryouko? Well, he's gotta meet her first, so that might not happen until like, after the dinner party arc lol? Again, I have that tendency where I end up writing close to 40K words, just to describe what happens in one day within a fictional world lol.

And really? There's not that many Annie x Armin lemons with Annie being a dom top? Armin is hella a subby wubby, and I know for a fact that his femboy bussy gets dicked down a lot by the fandom from male characters like Eren and Jean. I'm shocked. But yeah, definitely gonna have Annie let Armin stick it in her, even if it's a small femboy dick— they gotta cum too, after all. That's written in the Bible, btw.

Speaking of lemons and crossovers of a multi-dimensional level, how do we feel about One Punch Man and RWBY? Hey Mandy, they got some fire bitches, yo. Plus cool and fun characters that might transition well into this AU, hell, might even throw My Hero Academia characters in it— probably won't, because they'd all get their shit pushed in, but hey, they got some good pussy too… Lmao I can't say that, half the characters are underaged. Lol that's was fucking nasty lmao.

"Dora, the Explorer. Dora, the Explorer— Bitch look good for a four-year old," — Francis of the Filth. "That's not illegal, because she's an animatioooon— and I'm a humannnnnn."

"First name 'Dora', last name 'FUCK'."

Maybe I can age them up, or just not fucking include them. Either way works.

But yeah, I might do RWBY and One Punch Man, which will tie in with the Main Antagonist being able to cause rips through the space-time continuum due to the volatile nature of his— It's Kira Yoshikage on steroids, basically btw. So basically, that's how Harry Potter will be able to be introduced as the first 'Crossover' in this story. This story is bizarre btw, let's not forget that.

And that about does it tbh, other than that I learned that there's a lemon out there where Kushina gets cucked by her own son, who fucks Minato infront of her.

Anyways, have a good one lmao.