(Chapter 17)

The group went out to the atrium and were chatting when they saw something

"What is that?" asked the wheelchair-bound idoi- I mean Caleb

"I don't know" Said Alex

"Is it a bird?" Emma asked

"Is it a plane?" asked Ethan

"Is it a UFO?!" asked Emma

"Guys, it's obviously a fountain, which is a decorative water reservoir" said Caleb "And it's not flying, idiots."

"#### off, we were joking" Ethan pouted

The "fountain" ran up to Caleb and stabbed him, and Caleb said "guys, we were all wrong, it's a k!ller rabbit" and then Caleb bled out

"You know what! K!ll me if you must but it's not in your best interest" Ethan stated as he pulled out a kn!fe

Caleb woke up 2 seconds later with the wound healed and with one less life "TASTE FLAME THROWER MRS. RABBIT" Caleb said as he sped towards the rabbit with his flamethrower, like a car with a flamethrower attached

"Oh my godd," Emma shook her head, "Can we just stop for a minute? This plot has just went every which way"

Emma got punched into the backrooms and ripped back out by the writers

"You think that you did something didn't you?!" Emma asked

"I made fried rabbit everyone!" Caleb said while looking at the burning bunny suit

"Lord, can we get out of here already?" Alex asked

"Ok" Said Caleb putting his flamethrower away

Emma sighed, "I had to say this at some point. Women. And that's a statement"

"No" said Ethan "Men"

"All women are queens!" said Emma pulling out a weapon

"If she breathes, she's a thought!" screamed Ethan pulling out a kn!fe

"Ethan Graham Phillips, I will tell your mother!" Emma stated

Caleb pulled up with his flamethrower "Where is the fight?!" said Caleb

"I will tell your mother too! And I'll tell her that you like Alex!" Emma stated

"What the (DUCK NOISE)?!" Alex asked

Emma laughed, "Do you even know how much goddang power I have?!"

"Exactly -2278493204375125647930254325435.0151534750275835732850" said Caleb

"Fine" Emma crossed her arms

"Bro, what if were not real?" Ethan asked before looking at the fourth wall

"Shut up and stop taking faz-p!lls" said Caleb

"I'm not!" Ethan shouted, " m'I tsuj dessem pu ni eht daeh"

"We all know you do" said Alex

"Believe what you want!" Ethan crossed his arms

"I watched you take something at home" Emma stated

"Those were those my adhd meds!" Ethan shouted

"Sureeee~!" Emma rolled her eyes

"CAN WE PLEASE ADVANCE THE PLOT!" Caleb said like the calm, sane person he was

"Sure, why not" said Alex

The gang and scoob- I mean the gang made their way to the door and as they made it, the doors began to open