It starts in J.D.'s room. He is packing for a very interesting reason.
"Oh hello there," J.D. greeted the viewers. "If you're wondering why I'm packing, it's because I was accepted onto a cool reality TV show on the border between the United States and Canada. It's on an island near Muskoka, Ontario, Canada. The show is called Total Drama Revenge of the Island, hosted by Chris McLean, and the grand prize is $1 million in Canadian currency, which is equal to $797,480.00 in USD." He holds out a poster for the show. "This is going to be awesome! I'm going to be gone for 8 weeks and after I finish telling my friends, I'm off." He had finished packing all of his things. "Okay. I'm all packed. Now to tell my friends."
He slides down to the Loud's living room with his suitcase.
"Guys!" shouted J.D. "I just came to tell you that I'm leaving."
"It's going to be so cool seeing you on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" Lori gushed.
"It's my all-time favorite show, and I heard the competition is going to be fierce this year," Lana added.
"I know," J.D. responded. "I know what you're thinking: What are you going to do while I'm gone? But, I've already planned for that. Varie will be with you all. Anyways. I'm not going to be that far away from you guys. I'm going to Wawanakwa Island, near Muskoka, Ontario, Canada."
"That is 338.1 miles northeast over the United States-Canada Border and is in Lake Huron," Lisa explained.
"That's right," J.D. responded. "But we'll still talk to each other on my laptop. Well, guys, I got to go. I'll see you all in a few weeks."
"Bye J.D.," everyone yelled.
He boards a cab, which takes him to Lake Huron.
Also with him is Naruto.
"I'm really excited to be on Total Drama Revenge of the Island with you," Naruto expressed his excitement.
"Me too, little bro," J.D. replied. "I got clearance using my passport."
"Me, too," Naruto responded.
They each hold up their passports.
"I'm jealous of you two," the cab driver added. "Total Drama is my all-time favorite show, and I've always wanted to be on it."
J.D. said, "I believe it."
They arrive at a dock by Lake Huron.
"Thanks, man," J.D. replied. "What do we owe you?"
"It's free man," the cab driver said. "Go win that cool mill, J.D.!"
"I will," J.D. replied. "Thanks, man."
The cab drove away.
"Ready bro?" J.D. asked.
"You bet," Naruto answered.
They ran across the water to Camp Wawanakwa, arriving in under an hour. They arrived at Wawanakwa Island.
"So this is Wawanakwa Island," J.D. remarked. "It's beautiful."
"It sure is," Naruto agreed.
"Guys!"
They both noticed Chris McLean, the show's host.
"Chris McLean," J.D. said in greeting, "It's really an honor to meet you, man."
"Same here," Chris replied. "J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I've heard so many good things about you guys."
"We get that a lot wherever we go," added Naruto.
"You guys are two hours early, and the other competitors won't be here until then," Chris explained.
"I had a feeling we were early," J.D. confessed. "Being a ninja has its advantages."
He took in the forest of the island. "Wow! The forest looks nothing like what I remember seeing on Total Drama Island."
"Yeah, it looks like it's mutated," Naruto agreed.
"That's because I've made a few changes to the show," Chris explained.
"I can't wait to see them," J.D. replied. "Chris, I really loved the songs you sang on the Total Drama World Tour. That was fantastic. Everyone is a talented singer."
"I'm glad you enjoyed that, J.D," Chris remarked. "Let me show you both around the island."
"Okay," responded J.D.
They walk into the mess hall.
"This is our Mess Hall," Chris explained, "where you can talk to all the campers and relax before the challenges I'll be giving you all."
"It's really nice, man," Naruto remarked.
"Thank you," Chris replied. "This is my friend Chef Hatchett."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Chef Hatchett Sir!" J.D. saluted.
"Pleasure is all mine, soldier," Chef Hatchett replied.
"I had a feeling Chef Hatchett was a soldier or sergeant with the Canadian Army," J.D. explained, "so I had to be respectful."
"That's alright," Chris remarked.
Chris showed them their cabins, where they'll be staying for the next eight weeks, as well as the ceremony site.
"That's the campsite for you," Chris concluded.
"It's really cool, man," J.D. added. "We also have something to tell you both concerning Naruto's background."
"All right," Chris said.
Naruto pulled Chris and Chef inside his mindscape in the cafeteria and told the full depth of his dark background to Chris and Chef, who were crying at the end.
Chris cried out, "Naruto, that's truly horrible!"
"That kind of stuff would give even the toughest soldier nightmares for the rest of his life," Chef added. "I'm sorry that happened to you, man."
"It's all right, Chef," responded Naruto. "But thank you for your concern," he said.
"Naruto is now my adopted little brother," J.D. added. "He and I are really close."
"I can tell," Chris replied.
The sound of a boat horn can be heard.
"Oh," Chris gasped. "The other campers are here."
J.D. remarked, "I can't wait to meet them."
They went to the beach and saw a boat arrive with new players on board.
"Welcome to Season 4 of Total Drama, folks, and we're back where season 1 took place: Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris announced. "Anyway, I'm Chris McLean, and we have another great series of epic challenges for all of you! The rules of the game have not changed, and things have changed in a TOTALLY DEADLY WAY around here! We have many life-threatening challenges for everyone, and the last person standing wins ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Please welcome our campers! Meet Jasmine!"
Jasmine was an adventurous Australian girl. "Wow! This island sure is a beaut! Chris, it's such an honor to meet you, mate!"
"You, too," Chris replied.
Jasmine approached them.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Jasmine," J.D. added.
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze!" Jasmine gasped. "I've heard so much about you two and your adventures!"
"We're well-known throughout much of the world," Naruto stated.
"Are you from Australia?" J.D. asked.
Jasmine responded, "I sure am."
"I love Australia, mate," replied J.D. with an Australian accent. "Welcome to Total Drama."
"Ripper!" yelled Jasmine.
In a normal voice, J.D. added, "I actually went to Australia and saw many cool landscapes, and Sydney is awesome."
"It sure is, mate," Jasmine agreed.
"Here's Scott!" Chris shouted.
"Just stay out of my way," Scott warned.
"Sheesh," J.D. muttered. "What's his problem?"
"He sounds like Sasuke before we changed him," Naruto mused.
"No kidding," J.D. said in agreement.
"Mike, who is also Manitoba Smith, Svetlana, Chester, and Vito!" Chris shouted.
"It's an honor to be here, Chris," Mike added. He gasps and yells, "DAGBLAST IT!" in an elderly voice. "YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS!" He gasps and his voice changes into an Italian Accent. "Put your hands up!" He gasps again and his voice changes into a Russian Accent. "Let's give them a challenge!" He gasps again and his voice changes into an Australian Accent. "G'Day Sheila's." He gasps again and reverts to his normal self. "Okay guys, we have to stay in control. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? It's an awesome pleasure to meet you both!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Mike," J.D. replied. "Do you have Multiple Personality Disorder?"
Mike answered, "Yes, I do."
"I actually know someone who used to have it," J.D. replied, "but we cured her."
"That's what I heard, man," Mike replied. "It's going to be awesome having you both here."
"I can't wait," Naruto replied.
"Here's Dawn!" Chris shouted.
Dawn approached them, and she was a beautiful girl who had butterflies fluttering around her.
"What's that?" Dawn asks a butterfly. "J.D. and Naruto are here? I can see that. J.D. and Naruto, it's a pleasure to meet you both."
"Same here, Dawn," J.D. replied.
Dawn added, "Your auras tell me that you two have done so much good for both nature and the world."
"Interesting," J.D. commented. "You can see auras too."
"That's right," Dawn replied.
"You'd like my friend Vince," J.D. said. "He has aura sight and Crystal powers."
Dawn remarked, "I'll have to meet him someday."
"He's great, Dawn," Naruto added.
"I'm sure," Dawn said to Mike, "and I've never seen so many different colors before."
"He has Multiple Personality Disorder, which I think is cool for him," J.D. explained.
"That's interesting," Dawn responded.
"Here's Lightning!" Chris shouted.
A boy in a blue jersey appeared out of nowhere and landed next to them.
"Hello everyone!" yelled Lightning, "LIGHTNING IS IN THE HOUSE!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Lightning," J.D. replied.
"J.D. Knudson!" yelled Lightning. "I've heard a lot of good things about you. And Naruto, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Naruto replied, "It's mutual."
"I can tell you have a big passion for sports," J.D. added. "I should introduce you to my friend Lynn Loud Jr. She, like you, is a powerful sports master."
"I'm honored that you know another sports star, J.D.," Lightning remarked.
"Thank you," J.D. remarked. "What sports do you participate in, Lightning?"
"All of them!" said Lightning, "I'm number one dude!"
"Go get 'em, dude!" urged J.D.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Naruto.
"Amy and Samey!" Chris shouted.
Two cheerleading twins arrived.
Sammy corrected him, "It's pronounced Sammy."
J.D. could tell that Sammy was the good twin while Amy was the bad one.
"Stop complaining, Samey," Amy admonished.
"Lola and Lana in teenage form," J.D. noticed.
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?" Sammy asked. "It's so great to meet you."
"Same here, Sammy," J.D. replied.
"Stop wasting my time, Samey!" Amy snapped.
"I take it you're Amy?" J.D. asked.
"Yeah," Amy answered. "Just don't get in my way," she added before walking away.
"Sheesh, what is her problem?" muttered Naruto.
"Amy has always been the superior twin next to me," Sammy explained, "and I've always been second class."
Naruto remarked, "She reminds me of an Evil Female Sasuke."
J.D. responded, "I can believe it, bro."
"That's awful, Sammy," Mike replied. "I think you have a great talent in everything, just like Amy. Sadly, she is too blind to notice it."
"I agree," J.D. said. "We'll do our best to help you."
"Thanks, guys," Sammy murmured.
"Here's Leonard!" Chris shouted.
Leonard was a young wizard. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Chris. If I don't win, I might cast a spell on you."
"Okay," responded Chris, sounding a little perplexed.
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?" questioned Leonard. "I've heard so many good things about your achievements."
"It's mutual," J.D. remarked, "Are you hoping to become a magician?"
"I am a magician," Leonard continued, "but none of my spells have been working lately."
"Hey man, I'll help you when I can," J.D. offered.
"Thank you, J.D," Leonard replied.
"Sugar!" shouted Chris.
"Oh my Lord!" Sugar exclaimed with a Southern drawl. "It's an honor to be here! J.D. Knudson! You are amazing!"
"It's mutual," J.D. replied. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Sugar. Are you from the southern United States?"
"I sure am," Sugar replied, "I'm from Alabama."
"Awesome," J.D. replied. "It's always a pleasure to see a fellow countrywoman."
"Same here, darling," replied Sugar.
"Ella!" Chris shouted.
A girl dressed as a Snow White Princess landed on the dock while being carried by birds.
Ella: (Singing) We've just landed on the dock and I bid you all ado from the bottom of my heart.
"It's really an honor to meet you, Chris," she said normally. "J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze You are both princes who are perfect for anyone."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Ella," J.D. said. "You have a beautiful singing voice."
"Thank you," Ella replied.
"You would love our friend Lola Loud," Naruto added. "She's a beauty pageant queen and a princess."
"I'm sure she would make a great friend," Ella replied.
"Shawn," Chris shouted.
Shawn was a paranoid kid. "Wait, was that a zombie!"
"There are no zombies here, man," J.D. replied.
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?" Shawn wondered. "It's an honor to meet you both."
"Same here," J.D. responded. "Are you training for a Zombie Apocalypse?"
"Yes, I am," Shawn replied.
"Me and my friends at the Loud House had the flu, and it made them act like Zombies," J.D. recounted, "and it was weird."
"The Zombie Flu," Shawn questioned, "That's unusual."
"It was," J.D. confessed. "It was the influenza virus that was causing them to act like zombies."
"That's weird," Shawn noted.
"Yeah, it was," Naruto answered, "but everyone got better in a few days."
"That's a relief," replied Shawn.
"Cameron!" Chris shouted.
A short boy arrived.
"It's nice to meet you, Chris," Cameron greeted. "J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? I've heard so many good things about you."
"It's mutual," J.D. remarked. "Are you an inventor like our friend Lisa?"
"I invent a lot of interesting things," Cameron explained, "and you know Lisa Loud?"
"Yes, we do," J.D. replied. "She's one of our best friends."
"That's awesome!" Cameron exclaimed. "We are both friends in the science world, and we have an awesome knack for science."
"I can believe it," Naruto responded.
"Here's Zoey!" Chris shouted.
Zoey was a sweet girl with a flower in her hair. "I'm kinda nervous about all of this."
"It's okay, Zoey," J.D. reassured, "This is new for all of us too."
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?" Zoey asked. "This is incredible! It's going to be so cool to work with you guys."
"I believe it," Naruto responded.
"And our final new contestant: Alan!" Chris announced.
"It's great to see you, Chris," Alan said.
"Alan!? Is that you? J.D. gasped.
"J.D!" exclaimed Alan, "Hey bud!"
Both of them hug.
"It's so fantastic to see you here on Total Drama," J.D. said to Alan.
"I know," Alan agreed. "Who Brought the Tartar Sauce?"
"Ah Ha Ha Ha!" laughs J.D., imitating Ed.
"Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs," says Alan in an impersonation of Ed.
"If only we had a sack of Potatoes," J.D. replied, echoing Ed.
"It's mine, Ed!" Alan declared.
"Bro, this is Alan Bushman," J.D. explained. "He's my best friend from Colorado."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Alan," Naruto responded.
"Same here," Alan replied.
"We met when I started 9th grade," J.D. explained, "and he's one year behind me."
"Yep," Alan nodded.
"That's cool," Naruto remarked.
"Yeah," Alan agreed. "Anyway, I'm here to win a million dollars for myself and my family."
"Right on, dude," J.D. said.
"Great reunion, guys," Chris said. "And finally, we have some members of Season 1's cast returning. Here's Gwen."
Gwen was a goth girl. "You know how much I hate coming here, Chris." She sees J.D. and Naruto. "Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and J.D. Knudson. I've heard a lot about you two."
"We get that a lot," J.D. replied. "I saw you on Season 1; congrats on winning the $100,000."
"Thanks, J.D," Gwen remarked.
"Duncan!" Chris shouted.
A teenage boy with a green mohawk arrived.
"Chris, stuff it," Duncan growled. "J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? Awesome!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Duncan," J.D. replied. "Way to kick butt in Season 2."
"Thanks, man," Duncan said. "But I feel really bad for Courtney. Maybe I should talk to her."
"I saw that on Season 3," J.D. remarked. "That was horrible."
"Yeah," Duncan agreed, "but I'm hoping I can reconcile with her."
"You can do it, man," Naruto remarked, "and if that fails, there are lots of other fish in the sea."
"That's true," Duncan acknowledged. "Thank you."
"Courtney!" Chris shouted.
A girl dressed in grey arrived.
"I have my lawyers ready for you, Chris," Courtney added, "just in case." She gasped. "J.D. Knudson and Namikaze Naruto Uzumaki! This is so cool!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Courtney," J.D. replied. "I'm truly sorry for what Duncan did in Season 3. But he wants to make it up to you in some way."
"I appreciate you telling me this, J.D," Courtney replied.
"No problem," J.D. said.
"Here's Heather!" Chris shouted.
Everyone cried, "OH NO!"
As Heather approached, flames flared in the background.
"Chris, you know how much I hate this show," Heather emphasized.
"So you're Heather," J.D. remarked, "I've seen your dirty tricks."
"Just do what I say, and we'll have an understanding," Heather told them.
"I'm sorry, but I don't take orders from you," J.D. said as he crossed his arms.
"Me neither," Naruto added.
"You're going to regret it," Heather warned.
"Do your worst," J.D. ordered.
"Here's Izzy!" Chris shouted.
Izzy, a girl of the wild, arrived swinging on a vine.
"Hey guys!" said Izzy.
"It's an incredible honor to meet you, Izzy," J.D. replied. "My friend Lana would love you."
"It's such an honor to meet you, J.D," Izzy replied. "I'm sure she'd love me too."
"Lana is a girl who loves all animals and the wild," J.D. explained.
Izzy commented, "She sounds awesome."
"She may be six, but she is awesome," Naruto added.
"I can believe it, Naruto," Izzy remarked.
"Here's Owen!" Chris shouted.
A large man arrived.
"Woo-Whoo!" cheered Owen. "It's great to be back, guys."
"Owen!" shouted J.D., "How's it going, dude?"
"J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze!" gasped Owen. "Awesome! It's an honor to finally meet my pen pals."
"Same here, dude," J.D. remarked.
"It's amazing to finally meet you in person, man," Naruto added.
"Same here, Naruto," replied Owen.
"A lot of reunions today, huh?" Chris remarked. "Finally, here's Bridgette!"
Bridgette was surfing a wave. A blonde surfer girl.
"It's awesome to be back," added Bridgette. "J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze are here too? Awesome!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Bridgette," J.D. replied. "How are things with you and Geoff?"
Bridgette gushed, "Geoff is an amazing and sweet guy. I want to win the million, so we can start a family. I'm now his fiancé."
She shows her diamond engagement ring.
J.D. responded, "Congratulations, Bridgette."
"Awesome," remarked Naruto.
"Way to go, Bridgette," Gwen exclaimed.
"Congrats, Bridge," Owen said.
Bridgette said, "Thanks, guys."
"This is going to be so awesome," J.D. replied. "I can't wait to have some fun."
J.D., Naruto, Alan, Jasmine, Scott, Mike, Dawn, Lightning, Shawn, Amy & Sammy, Leonard, Ella, Sugar, Cameron, Zoey, Gwen, Bridgette, Owen, Heather, Duncan, Izzy, and Courtney were all waiting.
"And we're going to start right now," Chris added. "It's time for our first Challenge. Something I like to call the Mayhem Obstacle Course!" He laughed evilly.
They were then assigned to their teams. J.D., Alan, Naruto, Izzy, Dawn, Gwen, Mike, Zoey, Sammy, Ella, Bridgette, Shawn, Jasmine, and Courtney were named the ATOMIC OWLS. The rest were called the NUCLEAR BEARS.
The Atomic Owls logo was an owl with three eyes and two sets of wings, while the Nuclear Bears logo was a grizzly bear with six arms and a mouth in its stomach.
They later saw an intense obstacle course. It was completely over a mud field filled with mutant beavers, and it included a bridge, a spinning log, bounce balloons, a weaving course, and other stuff.
They had to complete the course while carrying their teams' mascots.
First up was J.D., who was up against Scott.
"I got all of this in the bag," Scott said, confidently.
"Your overconfidence will be your undoing," J.D. warned.
Scott answered, "We'll see."
"Go!" yelled Chris.
They ran onto the bridge, and J.D. pushed Scott over the side, causing him to fall face-first into the mud as the beavers chased him.
"Loser," J.D. uttered.
He found Naruto near the spinning logs.
J.D. responded, "Here bro."
Naruto said, "Thanks J.D."
Naruto gently takes the owl from him, and he easily runs across the logs.
"Here, Alan," Naruto said.
"Thanks, Naruto," Alan replied.
Naruto gave the mutant owl to Alan, and Alan jumped across some tall rock spikes. He reached the other side and handed Dawn the mutant owl.
"Thanks, Alan," Dawn replied.
"You're welcome, Dawn," Alan responded.
Dawn swung on a rope and weaved her way around some giant baseball bat sculptures before landing in a baseball glove.
"The Atomic Owls win!" Chris announced.
They all cheer, but the Nuclear Bears are disappointed and glaring at Scott.
The Nuclear Bears were voting at the campfire ceremony as everyone else was watching.
Chris told them that whoever receives the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom will never be able to return.
Everyone received a marshmallow except Scott, who received the radioactive marshmallow, which severely burnt him.
Chris said, "Scott, it's time to go."
"This can't be happening," Scott cried.
"It's a loser!" shouted back J.D.
"J.D., you're not supposed to be here," Amy pointed out.
"I know," J.D. admitted. "I just like to watch. Besides, I knocked him into the mud, so we won. I'm just enjoying his pain. Schadenfreude."
"Funny," Chris commented.
"But you're not going to take them out of here by boat, are you?" J.D. asked.
"No, I've got something even better," Chris replied.
Chris showed them a large catapult. "Behold the patent-pending Catapult of Losers. Or, as I call it, the Hurl of Shame."
"Cool," J.D. said.
Chris added, "J.D., you get to do the honors since you knocked Scott out."
"With pleasure, Chris," J.D. responded.
Scott was furious when he got into the Catapult. "You haven't heard the last of me, J.D. I will have my revenge!"
"Go blow it out your nose, Buttface!" J.D. shouted back.
He pulled a lever, and Scott was hurled a long distance.
J.D. whistles. "That's a long way. I hope his lungs can be used as pillows."
Chris chuckles, "Well done, J.D."
"Thank you, Chris," J.D. replied.
"See you at the next challenge, man," Chris added.
"Will do," J.D. replied.
J.D. took out his laptop computer and called Lincoln from their cabin.
Lincoln answered. "Hey J.D."
"Hey Lincoln, did you guys see us on TV?" J.D. asked.
"We sure did, and you all were great!" Lincoln replied.
"Thanks, buddy," J.D. replied, adding, "Oh guys, I want you all to meet someone. This is my best friend, Alan Bushman. We went to school together in Colorado."
Alan said, "Hello."
Lincoln greeted Alan, saying, "It's nice to meet you."
"Same here," Alan replied, "I've heard nothing but awesome things about you."
Lincoln responded, "Well, it's all mutual."
"Yeah," J.D. agreed. "Hey guys, come here and meet my friend."
Everyone gathered and saw Lincoln.
"So you're Lincoln Loud," Courtney remarked. "It's a delight. I'm Courtney."
Lincoln responded, "It's a pleasure.
Everyone took turns introducing themselves.
Lincoln greeted everyone, saying, "It's a pleasure to meet you all."'
"I've heard a lot of good things about you and your sisters, Lincoln," Sammy replied.
"I know," Lincoln said. "I saw your sister on TV. She's like an evil female version of Sasuke."
"Who is Sasuke?" Sammy asked.
"He's my best friend and a ninja," Naruto explained. "He has a very dark past and he used to have this bad avenger complex in him until we changed him."
"Oh, I saw him before, and he was amazing," Jasmine added.
"Yeah," Lincoln agreed. "Amy is an even more evil version of Sasuke. Female style."
"That's a good way to put it, Lincoln," Sammy responded.
"Congratulations on winning the first challenge, guys," Lincoln congratulated them.
"Thanks, buddy," J.D. said, smiling. "We have a long road ahead of us, and it's going to be tough."
"Good luck, guys," Lincoln replied, "and I hope you win J.D."
"I plan to have the whole team win," J.D. revealed. "I found a loophole where if the whole team wins without losing a single contestant, that team automatically wins."
"That's a good strategy," Lincoln responded.
"It is," Bridgette agreed. "I hope we all win."
J.D. chimed in, "Me too. Well, see you later buddy, we've got to get some shut-eye."
"All right," Lincoln said. "We'll be rooting for you all. Bye."
J.D. said, "Bye Lincoln."
The call clicks off, and they all hit the hay.
Continues in part 2.
