Week 2

At a table in the Mess Hall, J.D., Naruto, Alan, and the team were eating breakfast.

Courtney was enjoying a fantastic eggs benedict, while J.D., Naruto, and Alan were enjoying french toast and waffles.

Except for the Atomic Owls, everyone else was having bad gruel.

The P.A. system suddenly turned on.

"Attention campers," Chris began, "Meet out in the docks for today's challenge. You're going to love it."

They went out to the docks, where Chris was waiting for them.

"Today's challenge is something I like to call Face Your Worst Enemy," Chris explained.

"Bring it on, Chris," J.D. urged.

"I had a feeling you'd enjoy this one, J.D.," Chris replied. "The rules are simple. I call your name, and you come into the ring. I spin this wheel, and whoever it lands on is your opponent. If you win against your opponent, your team receives a point."

"This is going to be fun," Naruto predicted.

"I know," Chris responded, "J.D. you go first."

J.D. enters the ring, and Chris spins the wheel, which lands on a dark blue silhouette of none other than...

"Here's your opponent," Chris announced, "EVA from Season 1's original cast!"

Everyone yelled, "Oh no!"

The moment Eva entered the arena, raging flames could be heard roaring behind her.

Eva declared, "Well, I'm back, and now I can get my revenge."

J.D. remarked, "Eva, so you're my opponent."

Eva responded, "Yeah, I am. You got a problem with that loser!?"

"Yeah, I got a problem with that!" J.D. shouted back. "You're going to pay for wanting to hurt Bridgette."

"So you're protecting little miss backstabbing traitor, huh?" Eva snarled. "Well, I'm going to kill you myself."

"Not unless I kill you first!" retorted J.D., "You Ugly Sociopathic Piece of Dirt!"

Everyone gasped.

"What did you just call me?" Eva demanded.

"You heard me, or is your brain so small that you don't even understand what I'm saying and need a brain transplant, J.D. challenged.

"You are so dead!" screamed Eva.

"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich," retorted J.D. "Normally, I'm not supposed to hit girls, but in this case, I'll make an exception."

He ran forward and punched her in the face, knocking her out.

"That was a waste," J.D. commented.

"J.D. wins a point!" Chris yelled.

An Atomic Owl logo gets a 1 on the scoreboard.

"Next up, Gwen vs Heather!" Chris yelled.

"I've been wanting some payback," Gwen revealed.

"Go get her, Gwen!" shouted Naruto.

Gwen and Heather had entered the ring.

"Well, well," Heather began. "Gwen, how have you been?"

"I've been wanting to pound your face in since seasons 2 and 3," Gwen replied.

"Then come try it," Heather commanded.

Gwen ran forward, hit Heather in the nose, kicked her in the mouth, and knocked out a tooth from her.

"My tooth!" screamed Heather. "You will pay for this!"

Gwen kicked her in the stomach, struck her in the face, and then kicked her in the back, knocking her down.

"You've been asking for this for a long time," Gwen remarked.

"Gwen wins!" shouted Chris.

They applauded.

Chris announced, "Samey is next."

"It's Sammy," Naruto clarified.

Sammy stepped onto the arena, and Chris spun the wheel, which landed on what appeared to be a man on all fours.

"Ooh," Chris cried. "You're not going to like this, guys; it's our old friend Freak-zekial."

Ezekial from Seasons 1 and 3 appeared in the arena, completely feral.

"That's Ezekial!" J.D. shouted.

Naruto gasped, "Oh man, and he's completely feral."

"No kidding," Alan responded, "I saw what happened to him on Total Drama World Tour, and he was considered the worst contestant ever."

"No kidding, bud," J.D. replied. "He was considered a chauvinistic narcissist and he makes all boys everywhere look bad."

"I agree," Gwen answered.

"Me too," Courtney added.

"So you're Ezekial," Sammy remarked. "Let's play."

He lunged at her, and she threw him over the island with her legs.

"Whoa!" cried J.D.

"Samey wins!" Chris yelled.

They cheer wildly.

"Samey is still a weak and pathetic girl," Amy mocked.

"Shut up, Amy!" J.D. yelled.

"The Atomic Owls win!" Chris declared.

They won the challenge.

Everyone at the campfire ceremony received a marshmallow except Heather.

"Heather gets the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom," Chris stated.

After receiving the radioactive marshmallow from Chris, she lost all of her hair.

"My hair!" Heather cries out.

"That's quite an improvement for you," J.D. commented, "Loser!"

"I can't believe this!" Heather yelled. "Once again, I was cheated out of a million dollars! I hate this show!"

"Go blow it out your nose, Heather," J.D. added.

"You will be hearing from my lawyers!" Heather declared.

J.D. blows a raspberry at her, and she gets on the Catapult and was hurled away.

"So long, LOSER!" J.D. yelled.

"What a pathetic loser," Naruto said.

"You said it, bro," J.D. said. "I believe her parents would be much better off without her. She's a complete sociopath."

"Yeah," Alan agreed.

As they returned to their cabin, J.D. had stamped an X on Heather's face on the wall.

"2 Down, 9 to go," J.D. announced.

"Yeah," Jasmine answered with an Australian accent. "Good riddance to that snake Heather. She gave all of us girls a bad name."

"You said it, Jasmine," J.D. agreed.

He took out his laptop and called Lincoln.

"Hey, J.D," Lincoln answered.

"Hey Lincoln," J.D. replied, "Victory number two for the Atomic Owls."

"We saw, and we're very glad Heather is out," Lincoln added. "She gave girls everywhere a bad name."

"Jasmine said the exact same thing," J.D. remarked.

"Yeah," Lincoln agreed, "and great job socking it to Eva. That girl has a lot of anger problems."

"No kidding," J.D. added, "she was on Season 1 and if she doesn't get her temper under control, she could become a menace to society here in Canada."

"I believe it," Laney remarked. "Eva seems to be suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder. It's a personality disorder in which any little thing will make you mad with explosive rage."

J.D. responded, "I can believe it, Laney."

"Eva called me a backstabbing traitor and threatened to kill me in season one," Bridgette added.

"Yeah," Courtney agreed. "But, I heard she was voted off a second time."

"It sounds like Eva has caused a lot of problems for all of you," Laney noted.

"You don't know the half of it," Gwen remarked. "She was a major problem for all of us."

"From what I saw, Heather stole her MP3 player and caused Eva to go on a rampage throughout the camp," Lincoln explained.

Everyone yelled "WHAT!" except J.D. and Naruto.

"Heather did all of that?!" Gwen shouted.

"Yeah," Lincoln replied. "We watch Total Drama in the United States, and we all saw Heather do horrible things to all of you. She tricked Lindsey and Beth, and she even sabotaged Gwen and LeShawna's victories."

J.D. said, "Looks like I was right about the sociopath part."

"She's pure evil," Sammy declared.

"That's bad," Jasmine replied, "but something tells me that we haven't seen the last of Heather the Evil."

"Good nickname for her, Jasmine," J.D. commented.

"Thank you, mate," Jasmine said.

"Heather also appears to have Narcissistic and Antisocial Personality Disorders," Laney added. "She only cares about herself and always wants to be the center of attention."

"That very well could be the case, Laney," J.D. replied.

"How do you know so much about Psychology, Laney?" Courtney asked.

"When I grow up, I want to be a forensic and criminal psychologist because it's a really exciting job," Laney explained.

"That's so cool," Gwen exclaimed.

"I have a feeling you can do it, Laney," Bridgette remarked.

"Thank you, Bridgette," Laney replied.

"I can't wait to see what you guys do in Challenge 3," Lincoln expressed his excitement.

"I have a feeling it's going to be a good one," J.D. predicted. "We got to hit the hay. See you guys again next week."

"See you guys," Lincoln replied. "We're rooting for you."

"Thanks, buddy," J.D. said. "Bye."

The call clicks off and they hit the hay.

Continues in part 3.