Week 4
They had all gathered in the mess hall for their fourth challenge.
"Welcome to your challenge, campers," Chris greeted them. "Now, you all remember my favorite time during season 1. We're going to do THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS."
Everyone cried, "OH NO!"
"I remember this challenge," J.D. recalled, "Chris did a Battle of the Sex's version of this challenge."
"That's right, J.D," Owen replied, "The Brunch of Disgustingness was the grossest challenge we'd ever done."
"I heard you guys spilled your guts all over the place," Courtney added.
"Oh man," Alan uttered.
"This isn't going to end well," Naruto predicted.
Chris snickered, as did Chef.
"All right, campers," Chris began. "This is also a double-elimination round. Here are the rules. We will not be doing a Battle of the Sexes theme this time. You will be in your teams. You will each be given a 9-Course Meal that will be gross, and each dish will be grosser than the last. The team that finishes the most dishes wins."
"This is going to be good," J.D. predicted.
"I love that confidence, J.D.," Chris commented, "but first some hordearves."
"From what I remember, the first dish was Bull Cahones," J.D. added.
"That's an interesting way to put it," Chris responded. "Here's the dish. Ants. White ants"
"Interesting," J.D. commented. "People in Uganda eat these."
He eats them, and they taste like chicken.
"Tastes like chicken," J.D. commented.
Naruto remarked, "That's cool."
Naruto eats them, as does the rest of the team.
"Team Atomic Owls wins round one," Chris declared.
They cheer.
"Good job, Owls," Chris added. "J.D., how did you know that the Ugandans eat white ants?"
"My family and I went all over the world, and I learned about many other cultures," J.D. explained. "I tried all kinds of strange cuisine and other things. It was an energizing and enlightening experience."
"I can believe it," Chris remarked.
"I wish I could've gone on Total Drama World Tour with you guys," J.D. added, "that would've been awesome."
"I know," Chris answered. "Next course: Soup. Moroccan Spicy Stew"
"I love Morocco Stew," J.D. explained. "The people in Morocco have some of the spiciest spices in the world, and some are so intense that they can burn your stomach on the inside."
They had bowls of Morocco Stew in front of them.
"It smells really good," J.D. commented after taking a whiff.
He finishes the bowl, and a burst of fire shoots from his mouth.
"Yummy!" exclaimed J.D.
"You're one tough guy, J.D.," Chris replied.
"I know," J.D. agreed, "and I've been to Morocco, and it's really good food and an interesting culture."
"I believe it," Chris said.
"I can tell you have a love for super spicy food, J.D," Chef Hatchett added. "We salute a super spice maniac."
"It's true," J.D. remarked, "and I'm flattered, but thanks."
Everyone ate their soup and endured the spice.
"The Owls win Round 2!" Chris declared.
They cheer.
"You guys like pizza?" Chris asked.
J.D. stated, "Love the stuff."
"When we had this challenge in Season 1, he gave us Pizza with Jellyfish, live grasshoppers, and live anchovies," Gwen recalled.
"Yuck!" J.D. cried, "I saw that, and it was gross."
"Then how about the same thing, guys?" Chris offered.
Chris served them a pizza topped with grasshoppers, anchovies, and jellyfish.
"Me and my big mouth," J.D. groaned.
"That's nasty," Naruto exclaimed.
"I know," Alan agreed.
"I believe your auras are fluctuating because of the gross food," Dawn observed.
"I know Dawn," J.D. replied.
"I heard Trent didn't like this," Courtney pointed out.
"I saw that," J.D. replied, "but let's eat it."
He tried a slice, and it wasn't too bad.
"Different," J.D. commented, "but tasty; at least I'm not eating jellyfish on Peanut Butter Sandwiches."
"Peanut Butter and Jellyfish?" Mike shrieked, "Yuck!"
Zoey commented, "That is disgusting."
Sammy answered, "I agree."
"That was a joke, but it's true," J.D. added.
"You're such a disgraceful wimp, Samey!" Amy yelled.
J.D. retorted, "Shut up Amy, no one asked for your opinion."
They ate the entire pizza.
"The Atomic Owls win Round 3!" Chris declared.
They cheer.
"Now for course 4: spaghetti!" Chris exclaimed, "Well, earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"I ate a worm on a dare when I was five, and it tasted like chicken," J.D. added.
"We ate this in this challenge, and it was gross," Bridgette admitted.
"But Geoff ate it right?" J.D. asked.
"That's right," Bridgette replied.
J.D. ate the worms and liked them. "Yummy. Lana, one of my friends, eats worms and enjoys them."
"Lana is a brave little girl," Gwen added.
"She certainly is," J.D. replied.
They all ate their plates clean.
"Done," J.D. announced.
"The Atomic Owls win round 4!" Chris declared.
They cheer.
"There are 5 more dishes left," Chris added, "Bon Appetit!"
A montage of them eating many disgusting foods plays, and the Atomic Owls eat them all. Dish 5 was rotten onion meatballs, dish 6 was Chum Smoothies, dish 7 was Icelandic Rotten Shark shish-kebabs, and dish 8 was Snake stuffed with squirrels.
Chris puked, and it was disgusting.
"Oh man, you guys are so gross!" cried Chris.
"Sorry, Chris," J.D. apologized, "but it's a good challenge."
Chris answered, "All right, then. It's time for dessert, and we'll have an eat-off. J.D. and Amy, please join me."
They sat down, and Chris handed them a dessert glass filled with radioactive marshmallows.
"The Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom?" J.D. asked.
"Normally yes, but it's for dessert," Chris explained, "and whoever eats theirs first wins the challenge."
"Interesting," J.D. replied.
Chris said, "Yes it is." "Ready? Go!"
J.D. picked up the Marshmallow and it did not affect him.
"Radiation doesn't burn me," J.D. explained, "because I have radiation immunity."
He ate the marshmallow, and it tasted strange.
After swallowing, he instantly felt a sharp pain in his butt, followed by another sensation.
"Ouch!" J.D. yelled.
He notices that he has a tail, and it is Punk Shock's tail.
"Cool!" exclaimed J.D. "I've got a tail! And it's surging with electricity."
"The Atomic Owls win!" Chris declared.
They all cheer.
Amy groaned and added, "I don't feel so good."
Amy projectile vomits everywhere, causing a chain reaction of projectile vomiting, and J.D. projectile vomits all over Amy.
At the bonfire, they saw Amy and Owen get eliminated and hurled.
When they returned to their cabin, J.D. stamped red Xs on Amy and Owen's faces, as they got ready for bed. He then brought out his laptop and made a call to Lincoln.
"Hey, J.D," Lincoln answered.
"Hey, Lincoln," J.D. replied.
"That was some seriously disgusting food we saw you eat," Lincoln added.
"I know," J.D. agreed, "but some of it came from my travels all around the world."
"I believe it," Lincoln replied. "That tail you have is awesome! What do you think you can do with it?"
J.D. responded, "We'll have to find out later."
"Lana said that was the coolest and most awesome challenge you've ever done, J.D.," Lincoln added.
J.D. responded, "I can believe it, but everyone will probably think I'm very crazy after eating all that disgusting food."
"No, we know that was part of the challenge, and you were awesome!" Lincoln replied.
J.D. said, "Thanks buddy," and then someone vomits in a bucket. "We're sick to our stomachs, and it's not pleasant."
"I hear that," Lincoln remarked, "but congratulations on winning Challenge 4 guys."
"Thank you," J.D. expressed gratitude, "5 down, 6 to go."
"Good luck, J.D.," Lincoln added, "we're rooting for you."
"Thanks, buddy," J.D. responded, "see you next time."
The call clicked off and he hit the hay.
Continues in part 5.
