"Well there goes my foot sleeping again." CIA said while he was trying to put his pants on. "Hey you have any cream I could borrow?"

"...why would I want to do that?" Darth Vader responded since he was slashing at the broken floor tiles with his red light saber.

Cia shook his head. "Look I'm just asking for you to help a brother out."

"Well it's not something I want to do." Darth noted upon shaking his head. "You're on your own there."

"Come on Vader can't you help me in my time of need?"