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Fred woke up in the morning feeling confused. He was holding something highly unusual. It was large, round and something was poking him too. He decided to massage it in his sleepy form to see if he could work out what it was without needing to open his eyes properly yet. It was then that he realised it was a boob. Hermione's boob to be exact. She seemed to be really liking what he was doing too. He risked gently pinching her nipple as she moaned. "Don't write checks you can't sign" she mumbled sleepily as he chuckled. Deciding to respectful he released her boob and got out of bed heading to the bathroom. He planned to do something today and he was dead nervous about it. He washed himself and prepared for the day ahead. As it was a Saturday and they had no classes he just got into a comfortable tracksuit and headed to the living room while Hermione washed herself and got ready for the day. Hermione came downstairs to find Fred nursing a cup of tea an anxious expression on his face. Before she could ask him what was wrong though he told her.

"Hermione come here and sit down. After last night I fished this out. You need to read what people said about me years ago. I've also thought of something I want to do but I need to run it by you. Read this first though!" he said handing her the scroll of parchment. She took the parchment in her hands and set it to one side. She grabbed his face at either side and leaned in giving him a deep kiss. He needed it she felt. She sat back comfortably as he pulled her into his lap, wrapping his arms around her and began reading.

Frederick Weasley is a complete joker both physically and literally. It's almost as though he just doesn't give a fuck about anything which is very sad indeed. He's far from ugly but must have the world's worst taste in fashion. You know he doesn't have to do everything simply because his brother George Weasley does it. He needs to get a life. Also we all know that his mum loves his brother Paul Weasley or whatever it is way more then she'll ever love him. She can't even love him properly because he's just not prefect material. She must see him as the world's biggest failure. Paul isn't all that much better to be honest and does look like a geek most of the time with those stupid fucking glasses. Why does he always have new things? Wow Frederick's parents must really hate him if he never gets anything new. He's honestly a waste of life. If his whore of a mother hadn't spread her legs so many fucking times we'd be spared anymore of the cretins in his family. It should have ended with Paul really and judging by how much his parents hate him they clearly think so too. At least he's not in Ravenclaw with me. Maureen Cummings.

Frederick Weasley is not someone I've ever given much thought to in all honesty. To be honest his older brother Peter Weasley (I think) the prefect is so very anal retentive and annoying that it takes from everyone else in his whole family. I don't even remember his name. Does anyone really though? I mean he's so annoying is it even worth it to remember his name? Imagine being related to someone that ridiculous. It couldn't be me, that's all I know. What a jerk. Sometimes I wonder why Frederick's mother so very obviously has no time whatsoever for him. No one that actually has time for their children elects to actually dress them like that. It's actually embarrassing as there are cheap, affordable and yet stylish clothing but she doesn't choose them. Oh dear! I can empathise because I'm not from the richest family but myself and my siblings all have clothing which actually look like they're meant to be worn by us. To be honest if I ever met their mother I'd be most ashamed. I mean the guy she glaringly obviously gives everything to is a piece of shit. It makes literally no sense. What a jackass. Frederick doesn't prank me so it's all good I guess. I wish him well in the future and I do hope if he's ever lucky enough to find anyone to marry him she appreciates how bad he looks despite trying to look better. It's not his fault he's given such crap clothes after all, poor guy. Kenneth Towler.

Frederick Weasley is such a jerk. I hate him so much. I hate that I'm constantly judged because of my house placement instead of who I am as a person. I hate that my house has such bad members that we're all tarred with the same bloody brush. I've had my hair and skin colour changed so many times I even got detention for it. Madam Pomfrey no longer believes I'm not doing this to myself for attention. I think she secretly hates Slytherin's but I can't be sure. I know she wasn't a Gryffindor in school but I don't know what house she was in. Was she in Slytherin too? I don't know. Because his mother obviously loves Patrick Weasley or whatever that idiot prefects name is more, he bullies us all with his pranks. It's not funny. Just because my mum actually gives a fuck about me and his doesn't I have to suffer. It truly feels like that. I overheard Patrick Weasley or whatever the fuck it is telling some people that he got a new owl, new clothing and a new wand from his mother for becoming a prefect. He said that if Frederick Weasley only learned to behave he may possibly at some point in the future get some new things. He said he doesn't deserve them. Well Patrick Weasley doesn't deserve to be a prefect either but here we are. Some prefect he is. He can't even control Frederick Weasley. I hate living in fear all the damn time. If it's not him it's Patrick Weasley out to get us Slytherin's all the time. Frederick is so incredibly stupid but at least I can Patrick is way worse motherfucker. Mirabella Goshawk.

The only reason Frederick Weasley hasn't been tortured for all of his pranks is because I'm deathly afraid of jail and he's not worth it. I wouldn't go to jail for that waster if someone paid me. He's not even worth the love of his own mother which is why he always looks like shit after a shower. I mean his clothing is so fucking ugly a bit like him. His whole family is a disgrace and only that Percy dude is worse than him. I hate that I have to share lessons with him and I hate that he's better in potions than I am. I actually try but he never looks like he does and gets better grades than me. It's just not fair. I feel very sorry for any girl who ever tries to get with him. He's probably so fucked up from all that blood traitor shit his family does that he'll never get someone suitable. I mean no one wants to be with someone who always looks like a slob because his family has given up on him. He also clings to his stupid twin brother like a freaked out bowtruckle because he knows he'll never be accepted by anyone. Frankly this whole thing is fucking me off a bit like him. Fuck you Weasley no one cares about you! Cassius Warrington.

Personally I think Frederick Weasley is divine looking. I absolutely abhor his clothing with a passion. He needs to seriously fix that if he ever hopes to be taken seriously by anyone who matters ever again. To be honest given his penchant for pranking it's highly unlikely anyone anywhere will ever take him seriously. Maybe that's how he wants it to be I'm not sure. I have a fantasy where he takes me roughly on the teacher's podium in the great hall when no one is there. It would be so erotic and forbidden. Besides which he seems like the kind of guy who'd be open to fucking anywhere and that's hot as hell. It's also super sexy that like he has epic grades. I love that not many people know that about him as it's interesting. Oh Frederick! I wonder if he has a nickname. I should ask him one day. He has eyes as blue as the Caspian Sea as well. I've heard he's hung like a horse but who knows. I personally think he could be a bit of a slut and it's very sexy. If I could I'd fuck him in the Ravenclaw common room but I can't do that. Amanda Turner.

Frederick Weasley is surprisingly great at his classes and gets great grades. It's a shock considering he's such a fucker all the time. I'm so cursing him senseless the next time he pranks me. He's due for a serious hiding. I might even curse his stupid mother for giving birth to a moron. Even without the poor ugly clothing he's a hot mess. He has no class whatsoever and it does show. He wouldn't know what to do once school ends for us although at that point he'll be his mother's problem again. No one will ever marry that idiot unless they're willing to be like his mum. He probably needs someone who can work well since his family is poorer than poor. He'll need so much care that he'll probably die alone. Nothing would make me happier actually. That whole family including Percy Weasley are a scourge on the earth and they should all die. They disgrace our world by existing every day. What's worse is neither of his parents are at all ashamed by how they make their kids dress. They're so fucked up. Adrian Pucey.

The parchment went on and he looked at her nervously as she read it in its entirety. It was interesting to see her face go through so many emotions in one go. She looked mortified in some parts and furious in others. When she was done reading she turned to face him a very different expression on her face.

"Well Fred all I will say is that I can empathise with how you felt when you read mine now. I get it and some of them are lucky I'm not into violence or they'd be in the hospital wing right now. I could kill your mum for always giving Percy great things. It's not something I wanted to say earlier because I do adore your mum but she does favour him and it does show. I'm sorry Fred I can't disagree with that point. How about we go out and go shopping today for clothing before or after visiting the house. We got the keys when I was upstairs but you wanted me to read this so I'm just telling you now. Here's your key. I've put mine in my handbag!" she said with such understanding that it overwhelmed him totally.

He'd not expected to cry but here he was sobbing in Hermione's arms. She'd been so understanding. He had already decided to buy himself better versions of things he already had as they were the wrong pattern completely but the right shape. He'd buy colours and things which actually matched. He just felt all of this anger and resentment flowing from him through the tears. He'd be so ignored and let down by his family who only saw him and George as the jokers or clowns of the family. In a way they'd acted like that to stand out because they didn't stand out any other way. They had epic grades between them but as their mother never cared about them as much as Percy she didn't even notice. Molly was a great mother but had so many kids she did often forget some of them except when giving out to them. It wasn't all her fault though as Percy really did want to be seen more than any other member of his family. He was mortified as he'd overheard some teachers talking about how Percy had gotten new things and the younger children of the family then had less. They got up and had a quick breakfast. Fred told George through his connection he was going out for the day advising him to go shopping for new clothing when possible.

They entered Hogsmeade and entered the clothing store for men. In there he got a whole new wardrobe complete with ten jeans, tops, shirts, formal pants, tracksuits, pyjamas, blazers and jackets. He got them in different varieties which matched. He also got different varieties of boat shoes, suede boots, leather boots, dragonhide boots, runners and school shoes. He got a brand new uniform for himself as well as accessories. By the end he was five hundred galleons lighter and felt great. All of his old clothes had been thrown out and replaced by Lolly who was more than happy to put his purchases away for him. Next they'd be visiting the new house. This was it.