Santana and the babies were sleeping by the time he returned, he'd taken pictures of the chair and where they'd stopped for the night so he could show her but instead was standing over the twins crib showing them "This is going to be Uncle Artie's chair, he'll be able to tutor me and Uncle Puck and the other guys while we're running laps. Once you're big enough we'll bring you to our Saturday practices, I'll run with you both until Mami's feeling better, then I'm going to have to share." hearing a light chuckle Finn knew he woke her up.

"There's a plate in the fridge if you're hungry." Santana offered slowly sitting up.

"How're you feeling?"

"Bored out of my mind." Santana admitted. "They cute, I love them, but all they do is eat, sleep, pee and poop themselves."

"Not much for conversation, I get it." Finn glanced at the babies.

"I've been reading." she gestured to the books on her nightstand "Finished this one if you want to read it." Santana picked up the book on the bed with her.

"Sure." Finn took the book handing his phone to Santana "We're getting close to finished with this one, Puck's done a lot of the work on his own."

"He's trying to keep himself out of trouble for Beth." Santana knew if Puck wasn't at school or work he was with Beth or working on the chair anything to keep him too busy for his old activities, he was even working with Beiste with her football camp.

"Can I eat in here?"

"Sure." Santana was grateful for the company and knew he would clean up after himself.


"Thank you for dinner Judy." Santiago smiled at the older blonde woman as he helped clear the table.

"Think of it as a thank you for watching over my granddaughter." she smiled back.

"I still can't believe you're a manny," Quinn chuckled, "I figured you'd join your dad."

"A suit and tie is not my thing, and speaking in front of people?" he shook his head laughing "I know Santana told you I almost threw up on a teacher when I had to give an oral report," Quinn nodded picking up Beth "there's no way I could argue a case in court."

"How did you become a manny?" Judy asked leading them into the kitchen, in all their conversations it was the one thing she'd never asked.

"I'm good with kids so I help out at pee wee football and then when I helped a mom on the sideline with her baby she said I'd make a good manny. I had no idea what that was so I looked it up," he shrugged "I read it was what they called a male nanny. With a big family you're always watching younger cousins at parties so I've had experience with diapers and throw up, CPR certified with Santana so I thought I could do it."

"You're very good at it. He spotted the nanny cams I put in after the first woman tried to break into our bedrooms." Judy told Quinn, she'd explained to Santiago that she'd come home early to find the woman trying to pick the lock on Quinn's bedroom door. "Oh those security cameras I ordered should be here tomorrow."

"Security cameras?" Quinn asked following them back to the dining room where they continued to tidy up and put the food away.

"I know we live in a nice neighborhood but I get a little scared without a man in the house and I worry when you and Beth are here alone," Judy explained "Santiago helped me pick out a security system and recommends more 'pointy plants' instead of shrubs by the windows, nothing someone can hide behind but something that will definitely scratch and stab them and make them think twice about breaking in."

"Thank you Santi." Quinn smiled.

"You guys are family and we watch out for family." Santiago shrugged. "Brittany's dad said he'd come and look it over tomorrow."


LeRoy glanced up from the index card in his hand asking Rachel "What is offense?"

Fidgeting with her napkin Rachel hesitated "They are the ones that try to score and defense tries to stop them." her answers were simple but then they weren't teaching her anything complicated just enough to understand the game and be able to talk to Finn and the others.

"Special teams?" Hiram asked from his index cards.

"Umm...Kurt?"

LeRoy chuckled "Kickers and other players on the field for field goals, punts and kick offs."

"So Finn was Special teams too?" Rachel asked "He held the ball for Kurt when he kicked."

"With not enough people there are times that players can play both offense and defense or special teams." LeRoy nodded "McKinley doesn't have a large football team."

"Tell us offensive players."

"Quarterback, it was Finn and now it's the new boy Sam Evans." Rachel thought a moment chewing her lower lip "The Running Back is the one standing next to the quarterback, he's not lined up with the bigger players, they're called Linemen, but the book says there are different types" Rachel looked to the closed book in front of her.

"Both offense and defense have linemen." LeRoy nodded "and depending which they're playing depends on what they are called but honestly Offense protects the quarterback and whoever ends up with the ball. Defense tries to get the ball whether by tackling the quarterback, which is called what?"

"Sacking." Rachel smiled proudly getting a smile and nod from both her fathers.

"Or interception which is?" LeRoy continued.

"When they catch the ball that the other team threw?" Rachel asked hoping she was correct.

"I'm so proud." Hiram covered Rachel's hand with his own "You're trying so hard."

"I just want to show him, I understand it's not always about what I want to do and like." Rachel stood up taking the book and cards from the table and her fathers. "I'll put these away and then take a shower, thank you for helping me with my homework and the football information."

"You're welcome honey." Standing LeRoy kissed the top of her head before heading to the kitchen.

"Are we going to study the comic books tomorrow?" Hiram asked, he liked to be prepared.

"If it's not a problem?" she asked.

"I'm off early tomorrow so it'll be me and you." Hiram said before joining his husband in the kitchen.

"Thank you Daddy." Rachel smiled grateful that they were taking their time to help her.


Santana wrinkled her nose seeing two plates in Finn's hands "You can't be that hungry."

"I'm not." Finn shook his head as he slowly made it to the bed, handing her a plate he relaxed a little as he took a spot on the floor "You're mom was in the kitchen and said you didn't eat a lot at dinner and asked if I would bring it to you."

Pinching the bridge of her nose with her free hand Santana shook her head looking at the plate in her other hand "How do they expect me to lose the weight if they keep feeding me?"

"You're still eating for three, aren't you?" Finn asked confused. Santana had kicked him out of her room a few times because she said she had to 'pump', he had no idea what she meant and he wasn't going to ask. All he knew was that some of what the girls had was formula and some was actual breast milk but all of it was in bottles due to Santana going back to school as soon as she could.

Rolling her eyes Santana mumbled "Fine, thank you." before grabbing the fork that was on the plate.

"Welcome." he grinned before starting on his own food.