(You probably won't get the reference so I'll make this a short chapter)
Hi guys welcome to my new fic
Today I've decided to do re:zero except Subaru brings some friends to help him
Characters:
Boggis
Bunce
and Bean
Boggis and Bunce and BeanOne fat, one short, one leanThose horrible crooksSo different in looksWere nonetheless equally mean
Subaru stood inside the Japanese 7 eleven reading his manga book
"Huh so this is where they draw you in... what do you think Boggis, Bunche and Bean?"
"...I think it's awful" Said Bean
"Oh that's mean" Said Subaru
"Your almost a bloody adult and your still reading those baby book? You should be investing your time into a chicken farm like I did." Said Boggis
"Chicken this chicken that, Boggis you already eat chicken for eat meal of your day, please don't bring chicken into your conversations as well."
"Ok well what about a goose farm?" Asked Bunce
"Bunce after seeing you stuff your doughnuts with Goose meat and fillings has already killed any possibly of me starting a farm in geese."
"Well that's just foolish, it's good money I tell you."
"Whoa what's going on?"
Suddenly all four men started to feel funny
"Ah it must be that blasted fox again!"
"A fox couldn't have done this... whoa"
The farmers looked around just as confused as Subaru
"Wow guys were in a fantasy world and ouch!"
Bean slapped Subaru across the head
"Boy shut up, this is not a situation to be excited about... now hold this."
Bean passed Subaru one of his guns
"B-Bean! Why would I need a gun."
"'Nrrr' Look around you, for all we know these people are blood thirsty killers."
Subaru looked behind Bean to see Boggis and Bunce also arming themselves with their guns
"B-but we can't just shoot anyone that's"
"That's what unfair?!"
"...cruel."
Bean had a unreadable look on his face
"... Mate not another stupid word out of that mouth"
Timeskip
Subaru, Boggis, Bunce and Bean are now in the alleyway
"Well we still don't know where to go. Turns out those manga books you read really were just a waste of time and money." Said Bunce
"No need to rub it in."
Said Subaru
"Give us everything you got!"
Suddenly the three thugs appeared
Boggis, Bunce and Bean stepped towards the trio guns ready
"Hehe what do we have here, one fat man, a short wimp and lean old man. And that boy who also looks lean."
"Fat man?!"
Boggis face turned red from anger
"Hehe that's right fat man, here what's going to happen, your either going to lose weight by dropping your stuff or you lose weight by use cutting it off you."
Bean readied his gun causing the other two to do the same
"Huh what's that old man?"
"Leave now."
"...You dare order us around we will slice you up and-"
"Kill em!"
Bam
Bam
Bam
Bam
Bam
...
Subaru just looked on shocked
"You killed them."
"Boy they would have killed us."
Suddenly Reinhard appeared
"What's this noise... by the dragon."
...
Anyways instead of the four getting arrested Subaru somehow stopped Elsa and went to work at the Roswaal manor
Besides those three thugs dying nothing else in the story changed and why are you still reading I'm only making two chapters before dropping thi-
