(...3 chapters of Re:spook left then back to my other stories)

Subaru stood facing Regulus with anger in his eyes

Regulus seemed determined on taking Emilia away to be his wife

And Subaru even at the cost of his own life(s) would protect Emilia

"Ehh? What are you doing in my satisfied way?!"

Regulus asked absolutely shocked that anyone had the audacity to stand in his way

However Subaru (somehow) knew how to talk to Regulus

"Eh?! What do you mean what am I doing?! Shouldn't you announce what your doing before asking for what I'm doing?! Isn't that just basic manors?!"

Regulus for a split second had a confused expression before returning to anger

"Ehhh?! What are you bumbling about? I have already announced that I am here to take that girl as my wife, and besides it's in my human rights to not speak to you if I don't want to, however it's not your right to get in my way!?"

Subaru suddenly felt anger in him

"Ehhhhhh!? What nonsense are you spewing! Are you assuming that I and everyone else in the world has heard your declaration and accepted it?! It's in my human right to ignore someone as it is yours to talk! And what makes you think I'm in your way Huh!? There's no evidence that you own this path! It's in my human right to walk wherever I please, for all you know your in my way!"

Regulus took a dramatic step backwards surprised that for the first time ever, someone was committing with him on his wave length

"Ehhhhhhhhhh!? You puke this and that about your human rights, yet you forget to mention by defending your rights by standing here, you violated mine, which is not a human right. The audacity to believe one person has more rights than another is a disgusting idea, and such people deserve to be erased by a hand as satisfied as mine."

Subaru took a step back at the death threat

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?! You claim to be some judge of human rights?! What gives you the right to erase other people you deem to violate others rights?! And besides erasing me… is a violation of my human rights!!!"

Regulus eyes widened at this realisation

"Ehh? I-impossible how could one as perfect as I not realise that!?"

Subaru pointed at Regulus

"Ehhhhhh! By your own words, shouldn't you derisive to be erased then? By erasing and killing so many humans, that's violating their very basic rights to live! And you dare to treat such a important right as if it was nothing?! That's a very disgusting thing to do, didn't your mother teach you proper manors!?"

Regulus looked down at his feet before looking back at Subaru with a angry snarl

"Ehhhhhhh!? That's wrong! Those I choose to erase have already stomped on my own fundamental human rights, it is to be expected that I erase them swiftly if they so freely and willingly choose to violate the few things I have!"

Subaru looked at Regulus with a snarl of his own

"Ehhhhhhhhhh!? You disillusion yourself if you so desire, but keep that dirt tongue away from me! You dare even imply that you may play victim, judge, jury and executioner at once?! What your doing violates the rights of every single human if you dare play that role of power!"

Regulus looked shocked at this

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?! How could that be?!?"

"By allowing yourself to be victim, judge, jury and executioner you play a role of every single human, this insults them all since it suggests that you believe you can do all their jobs better, and insulting someone… is a violation of their human rights!"

Regulus looked pissed

"Ehh…. Shut up, you don't understand what your talking abou-"

"Oh sweet Emilia finally got off her butt and ran away."

"Ehhhh?"

"Wait did I just…"

"You… you spew all that talk about me violating human rights… then you dare interrupt me…"

"Umm… It's in my human right to leave a conversation and talk in another?"

"…I like you"

Anyways Subaru and Regulus became best friends and the two continued to discuss the nature of human rights for years to come. They both wrote several books and Subaru married Pandora.

-Fin