Chapter 1: Revenge of an Old Foe

In the living room Snowbell was drinking his milk from his. "Yummy! I wonder what they put in it that tastes so good?" He thought then he saw Stuart drive his car from the basement and into the living room. "Snowbell you bitch, get in! No time to explain!" Stuart yelled.

"But Stuart, I don't think I'd even fit in the car..." Snowbell replied.

"What the fuck bitch? I'm the pimp and you're the ho and you don't talk shit to me fucking whore!" Stuart shouted back and he pulls out a cowboy lasso and throws around Snowbell's neck and tightens it to the point where Snowbell starts choking. "Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucking jizzbin!" Stuart tugs the rope with all his might and Snowbell started wheezing but getting a hard-on and began beating off. "Get over here, you cunt!" Shouted Stuart "You like being strangled don't you?" when Snowbell was very close to Stuart he let out an amazing orgasam and came all over him. "Snowbell, fucking shit for fucking brain spread his fucking seed all over me!" Shouted Stuart. "That's a fucking penalty whore!" Stuart tied the other end of the rope to his dick so Snowbell can't get away and shits and pisses in Snowbell's bowl before mixing it around turning it into faecal stew. "Drink it you fuck!" Stuart barked aggressively and taut the rope dragging Snowbell in before forcing his face into the inedible steaming muck. Stuart then taped his face to the bowl and started bashing the back of his head with a coal shovel while screaming "cocksucker!" Snowbell eventually vomited and collapsed in the puddle of milk, shit, piss, semen and puke. Stuart picked Snowbell up and wedged him in the car and drove off outside the house.

Stuart stopped by his Brother George's usual spot. "Yo little hey little homie!" Stuart hollered but George didn't reply back. Stuart looked around the back of the alley and found George giving Reginald Stout head.

"Holy shit, Reginald?" Stuart asked. "Stuart! My organic sex toy! How's it been?" Reginald rejoyced.

"Shitty, my drugs are gone and I think Smokey stole them."

"Oh my poor lad, here take my pills!" Reginald handed Stuart all of his pills. "Make then last boy!"

George takes Reginald's penis out and says "I see you remember Reginald, Stuart... He's got an enormous cock for a mouse."

"You should see Camille's penis it's much bigger!" Said Reginald.

"Aw sweet! I'll visit you later then! Come on bro let's get our shit back from Smokey!" Said Stuart.

"Okay Stuart!" Said George and squeezes himself inside Stuart's clown car.

"Where are we going Stuart?" Asked George.

"To pick up the rest of the posse. We're gonna fuck Smokey up like a atom bomb!" Said Stuart.

And so Stuart drove a rough part of town where Reeko was pedaling drugs to schoolkids hoping to kidnap them. "Who's a spiccy cunt?! Who's a spiccy cunt?!" Stuart chanted heartly like a football hooligan as his car stopped by.

"Stuart, my butt buddy man!" Reeko said. "Hows you been homes man?"

"Jesus fuck, bean bandit we got to go fuck shit up so get your border hopping ass in my smexmobile." Stuart said.

"Who no bueno, amigo?"

"That dickmuncher Smokey! He's gone takin' me fuckin drugs init? I'll fuckin dead em, Blood!"

"Oakey dokey, boss!"

Reeko entered the car and sped off. Soon after they arrive at the hospital where Margalo was having a sex change when Stuart bursts in. "Daym bitch! This be your gahillionth sex change this week!" Stuart said.

"Fuck you Stuart! I wanna be a man asshole!" Said Margalo.

"I'll have to politely ask you to leave the patient..." Said the sex change doctor just before Stuart interupts with "Oh fuck off, four eyes!" and popped him in the head with a silenced pistol.

"Stuart you shit, now I haven't any genitals at all!" Margalo screamed.

"Who gives a fuck if there's a gaping hole where your vagina should be, Smokey's back on the street and he stole my good shit!" Shouted Stuart.

"Smokey's back?" Margalo asked "Holy shit, I blew the cunt and he only gave me defective skunk the fucking bastard!"

Stuart and Margalo left the hospital and got in Stuart's car. From there he fired a nuclear missile at the hospital blowing it to kingdom come.

While on the way to central park the crew discussed sitcoms.

"Have you noticed how hard it is to tell sitcoms apart from their XXX-rated parodies these days?" Asked Stuart.

"Aw yeah, tell me about it!" Said George.

"Disgraceful it is!" Said Reeko.

"You said it!" Said Margelo.

"Hey look there's a schoolbus! Time to put the vulcans to action!" Announced Stuart.

He activates the automated vulcan cannons which aim at the full school bus and fired fulling everything inside with lead when the bus stopped after the driver was taken out Stuart tossed and grenade under the bus and it blew up leaving no survivors. Stuart and the gang laughed as they drove off, stuck themselves outside the windows and fired M-16 into the air.

"What a complete wanker!" Said a passing driver.

Soon they start discussing TV again.

"So yeah I saw reruns of Stargate SG-1 remember that?" Asked Stuart.

"Oh yeah, that show, how did that show run on for so long?" Asked George.

"Jesus there's central park!" Shouted Stuart "Get into character guys!"

Stuart's car parked next to the entrance where Smokey was waiting. The gang burst out and started shouting insults at Smokey. "Whassup mothafucker!? I'm gonna fuck you like goddamn nine eleven bitch you know wat I'm sayin', Can U dig it, Sucka?" Stuart rambled on. Smokey wasn't amused.

Smokey sighs and says "Stuart didn't you read my fucking letter I left you? I said come alone. Also for the record if you were gonna set me up for an ambush don't advertise yourself like a whore, dickhead! I should of know you haven't got brains or balls!"

"Shut the fuck up, ho! Get me the good shit back and I won't fucking dead ya!" Stuart yelled.

"Why the fuck do I want to ruin this reunion?" Asked Smokey. "It's no secret that I hope you'll burn In hell forever but I want this to last after all we have a special guest who's been dying to see you again."

Stuart was pissed this time he wasn't taking this, so he and his posse pull out all their guns and aim it at Smokey. "Fuck the guest, you had your chance, fag!" Stuart said in fury but then cats spawned out of nowhere wielding ingrams and AK-47s and on nearby roof tops cats leaned over edge with sniper rifes. "You think I don't know you? Reasoning with you is a joke! So I got my own army of armed bastards to back me up! Your posse of pussies don't stand a snowball's chance in hell!" Said Smokey.

"It we're gonna blow the holy fuck out of each other, shouldn't we do the ceremonial hug first?" Asked Stuart.

"Oh shit, you're right! We must hug!" Smokey replied.

Stuart and Smokey hug each other.

"We should hang out together more often, you smell like strawberries." Whispered Smokey.

Then when Stuart and Smokey were apart, Stuart goes back to wanting to kill Smokey and aims the gun at him when a figure in the background for whatever reason was wearing a Shredder costume, Stuart saw the figure approach him behind Smokey and dropped his gun. His legs were shaking as he suddenly realises the identity of the figure, the front of his trousers began to darken and started dripping while the rear side was turning brown.

"No... It can't be!" Panicked Stuart.

Seeing his brother shit himself scared George was curious. "Stuart, what's wrong bro?"

Smokey laughed and said "Stuart, I reintroduce to you... The beast!"

"Holy shit, the beast is back? Aye aye aye!" Panicked Reeko.

Stuart's gang dropped their weapons and started shaking and shitting themselves.