Florida Smash!

Shout out to the youtubers The Outcast and Your Friendly Narrator, DaWlue whatifstory.

Izuku telling Mina about his dream from last night, "There I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties…"

Mina busted out laughing and fell on the ground laughing, Kirishima oddly interested in the dream, "What happened next?"

Izuku continues, "Then Shrek arrived to save me, and apparently it was 2078, from the CIA because Obama was about to crown himself as Emperor of America. Then we had to go find the real successor who is All Might's half brother Billy Joel George Washington Lee. Who is a fat redneck in Alabama who rides a flying shopping cart scooter with missiles and a minigun."

Kirishima in awe, "Awesome!"

Bakugo looking at Izuku, "This is just as crazy as the dream of you becoming Senator Armstrong, but of course you would be stronger than him because you are from Florida."

(I'm gonna write that idea down for later)

Izuku replies, "But wait, I remembered that the last part before I woke up that I fought this creature with its brain exposing and metal beak looking thing with teeth. Then I woke up naked on the couch with barbeque sauce on my titties making the shape of a penis."

Bakugo laughing, "That was me!"

The four were laughing hard as they were outside the school in the downtown area. They look to see a car driving around with a group of people following, Izuku asks, "What is going on?"

Mina replies, "Oh yes, the Pope is visiting Japan."

Bakugo looks at Izuku, "Don't do it, Izukun!"

Izuku running over, "I'm gonna do it!"

UA

Principal Nezu was enjoying his morning, he had nothing to do. As such he grabs his morning tea and turns on the TV, something interesting has to happening. The reporter on the screen speaks, "Breaking News today, Florida Teen challenges the Pope to a rap battle. The Pope gladly accepted."

The live footage being played as Izuku and the Pope were having a rap battle in the streets. Nezu just drops the remote, "What the…"

Before he gets another word in, Aizawa steps in, "Oh good, you are updated on the situation."

Nezu looks at him, "I thought you had an eye on him?!"

Aizawa replies, "It's five in the morning."

Nezu looks at him, "Sir, it is 10 in the morning."

The hobo hero eyes getting wider, "Oh fuck."

He ran out the door as the creature looks at the screen, "I can't believe the Pope has bars."

Team Florida

Izuku was sitting happily with a new gold necklace as Mina massages him which Bakugo looks at him, "I can't believe you challenged the Pope to a rap battle and he went with it."

Kirishima replies, "I'm more surprised the Pope was actually good but apparently not good enough."

Izuku looks at his notebook, "I can cross this off my bucket list."

Mina kisses his cheek, "You feel like a winner?"

Izuku wraps his arm around her, "I am always a winner with you."

Suddenly Aizawa stood behind Izuku, "I thought you were not going to cause problems."

Izuku looks at him and acting stupid, "What do you mean? I didn't do anything."

Aizawa looks at him, "You were on the news for challenging the Pope to a rap battle and have a holy relic on your neck."

Izuku looks at it, "Nah, I bought this from the dollar store… also the Pope accepted it. No one got hurt."

The hobo teacher looks at him, "How much drugs are you on?"

Izuku replies, "6 liters and half pound."

The old man just looks at him with a glare, "Don't act stupid then get smart with me."

The teen with a shit eating grin, "You mean acting smart and get stupid?"

The teacher was about to lose his marbles by this kid alone, truly a problem child. No, the problem child to surpass all problem children. But then an idea came to his head, "How about you go to the school, we have a test for you."

Izuku interested, "What kind?"

The teacher grinning, "Why? If I told you, it would only ruin the test and besides… you need a quirk to actually pass it."

Izuku stands up, "You are on, old man."

They head over to the school where Izuku was met with Nezu outside the mock city, "Well now that you are here, you ready for your test?"

Izuku cracks his knuckles, "Always."

Nezu with an evil smile, "So we are going to lock you in the city with 100 different kinds of robots. You are going to be alone, and you are allowed to bring one thing. However, it cannot be another person or being."

Izuku thinks long and hard which Nezu can see Izuku's brain working in overdrive. Izuku replies, "Vise grips, get me a pair."

Aizawa shrugged and gave him one, Nezu realizes that Izuku asked for a tool over a weapon because Izuku focused on the part where the test is about creativity. Izuku looks at the tool and thinking, 'I am going to show you creativity.'

Izuku about 30 minutes in the test…

Izuku smiling as he took about the gators in the sewers, "Shit, the ones above ground are going to start digging…"

Izuku's plan was to use the robot gators in the sewers to build a mech suit and he is almost done. This has to be his craziest idea yet; he was cussing his heart out trying to finish faster. Then the ceiling was ripped open from the strength on the Zero Pointer, Izuku got in his makeshift gator mechsuit that covered his head, arms, legs and back, "I couldn't get the gut covered but maybe after this I will rework this."

He jumps out to fight the smaller robots, his hands each controlling a gator head as it would chomp down and rip metal. The teen was showing some fun with this, "I am Captain Florida Man! Motherfuckers!"

The teachers watching the camera room looking in surprise as Nezu nods, "That is creative, I give him that."

Power Loader looks at it, "Well it's a good design with the time he was given. I'm sure he sees that there are a lot of problems with it like gator head hands are go for combat and crushing stuff. But there are a lot of situations where you shouldn't crush stuff."

Aizawa replies, "He is difficult to control because when people lose their quirks, they think they are helpless. He doesn't have that problem."

Izuku on the ground punching and ripping robots one by one until the only thing left was that damn Zero Pointer. Izuku pointed at it, "You're NEXT!"

All Might in the camera room hearing this, "I like that line and pose, I should use that sometime."

But then Nezu on the speaker replies, "No Young Midoriya, you will not fight it. We are saving that one for another event later. Come back to the exit."

The cracked up green hair boy busts it down sexual style and leaves to the exit. Mina at the exit waves to him with the rest of Team Florida which is the name of the team they agreed on. But they are still working on the names of the members, apparently 'Alien Queen' is a racial slur and Bakugo can't call himself 'Young Bomber' or 'Lord Explosion' especially on school grounds.

Izuku was 'Florida Man' and is here to save the day for the better… or worse. Izuku takes off the suit, "I think I was on to something here, maybe I should have a suit to give me more power to lift stuff."

Kirishima nods, "Yes, that would be helpful… but that gator head hands are dope."

The talking C4 replies, "Maybe a jetpack too so you can fly with me."

Florida Man smiles, "I don't need a jetpack to fly, I have the power of Florida to defy the laws of logic."

Mirio walking by with his friends, "Oh look, it's your friendly neighborhood Florida Man."

Izuku looks at him, "I'm taking that, 'I'm just your friendly neighborhood Florida Man'."

Mina asks, "I know this team has four people but surely we can get a fifth member."

Bakugo asks, "Why?"

Izuku thinking, "Oh yeah, try the 'V' formation team pose. It's weird with four people. However with five or more, it makes the posters look good."

Kirishima smiles and nods, "Who should we had to Team Florida?"

Izuku thinks hard, "Let's put our heads together."

All four of them lean their heads forward to lean on each other to think. Sharing brain cells with each other as you can tell, but to everyone else they look like a bunch of idiots doing something stupid. Then Izuku replies, "I have three people we can try… but first let's separate our heads."

Bakugo shouts, "Why the hell did we do this?!"

Kirishima replies, "I don't know, I just wanted to borrow some brain power!"

Mina asleep and dreaming about riding a unicorn on a rainbow.