Both screaming from the fear of many males in prison everywhere, "BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!"

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Screaming from the 'Prison Specials', the pair of sexually scared males flew hard and fast as possible they could. They push as much magic into the rune of the broom to give more speed. Flying through the tunnels at neck breaking speed from the Snapping Maw somehow keeping up with only a very slight distance slowly building between them.

The large snake right on the broom bristles, clearly by the large mouth kept narrowly snapping over their bodies that it desires to make a bite-sized snack of the pests. A small part of their mind wonders if they should have just said, 'Nopes' when they saw the snake pit and turned back….Nope. they forged ahead and con the tails off of them. And now?...they still don't really regret it. Just scared out of their mind and for their asses.

As they flew for their lifes or from 'bad touches' depending on which sides one would ask, their way to freedom had finally reached the powerage it needed. The magical Goblin-made goblet that spews out the name of their little game's player starts to wobble and wiggle with slight shaking. Alerting a few that had been watching closely that it had gathered enough energy to complete the final step of gathering all of the challengers to 'summoning' for the Triwizard game. To receive its last champion.

The professors and any other magical sensibility adult move little closer to watch the very potentially dangerous magical bomb due to the intensely building magic from the air. The pressure build is very frightening and now there is a steady leak flowing into the viewing mirror above which is getting a little worrisome. However they notice that the Headmaster Dumbledore had taken notice of the magical pressure build up but hasn't shown any action toward it just yet while remaining on guard tell them to await as well. So the adults around the room stand on full and tense guard with possible tinger-happy to protect the student around them. Each is ready to protect the students with many strongest and quickest defense spells on tip of their tongues at ready to utters.

Luckily, it was needless. The sense of the magic had moved on to another sense with the student finally able to feel and taste the thick magical ozone in the air. Which quickly turns to seeing it as well. The power buildup turns visible as gray with golden tilts smokes rolling into the floating mirror as if it was being sucked in. The air around them starts to lightly glow and few sparks appear, sparkling something floating into the whirling holes of the portal they've been viewing as a form of television. Sparking fear that they were watching something that looks like it turning into a supernatural blackhole instead of running away.

The building's fearful mutter had Dumbledore raise his hand to calm them, all of the noise from the student silences at the sight of him standing bravely. "Do not worry. It only brings him. It won't harm us as long as we don't disturb the magic ritual the Goblet is creating. Watch children, and learn what you can. This is truly a wonderful sight.`` Everyone stares in awe of the great wizard's unfearful glaze at the whirlpool.

However, the adult that knew him sees something else, shares mind alsikes unknowing….'HE TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS!'

As the school watches with fearful but curiosity, the images of the mirror zoom back from the two flyers in front of them. The images begin to warp and twist until a rip is heard and seen. A small rift ripped in space form before it ripped into the mirror as well. The releasing of the buildup from the school just rips the hole large enough for the two males to allow them entrance.

Dobby is the first of the three rushing creatures to spot it, yelling out in a swelling hope of escape. "Lookie boss, a beautiful Glory Hole."

thought for where this 'Glory Hole' leads to as long it gets them away from the scary snake which is after his tender and virginly ass.

Everyone see the images wasn't so shiny reflection as it was, now it was almost like looking down a hole in ground…hearing them sound much like it too

Seeing what his house elf is pointing to, smiling at the chance in same thought as Dobby is, "Fuck it! I take it. MOVE OVER, HOES! Big Harry is flying through!" he yell out as they flew into the dark hole appearing before them

Quickly realizing what is about to happen from years of expenices of sudden change of potions danger, Snape screams out for everyone to take cover as he dives under the table. However, his warning was either left unheard or too late since a bright flash almost blinded the room.

The transfer through the hole and between the two rifts was a little jerky but thankfully short. It causes a bright flash that almost blind everyone around the goblet when Harry and Dobby appear on their side. Instead of crashing as everyone expected them to from that speed, the two instead were able to keep moving and using the advanced of their new area.

Thanks to the goblet shaking as it tries to hold its powerful rift. The shaking had it spin little around to face toward the wall. They quickly spot a stack of table nearby that Hogwarts move to the side for the 'name drawing'

"Kicking Spinning Top!" Harry yells out that only Dobby seem to understand. Keeping their fast movement as force powers, the flying lads spin themselves on the broom with enough speed that their body had a lot of kinetic energy transferring into their out-stretched legs. The spin gave them enough kinetic forces to back-kicks the top table hard enough to send it flying toward the 'Glory Hole' just as the large snake coming through.

The action happened only by a blink of an eye, in that time, there were two sudden loud explosions and crashes. Everyone duck and covered from the shockwave and dusts with couple of tables pieces scattering around them in air. The few people brave to watch with small covers watch the table slam the large scary snake back. The table slide down as the rift close, causing the snake to retreat from the painful blockage and shrinking rifts. The smart snake didn't want to be caught in wherever the rift spaces is or chances the rifts slicing his head from his body.

Everyone hears a loud angry hisses voice which is still weakly powered by the mirror, "Damn you! I will get you both!" just as the rift disappears. The table fell when the rift disappeared, showing its new ability to be folded in half as it lay partly folded from the forces of the pair of magically charged, overpowered and scared kicks. Thus sealing the large scary snake away from them thankfully for their nerves.

They turn to the next issues to tackle the piles of collapsed tables which the shockwave of the back-kicks had made the stack unstable and disturbed the magic holding them together so they fell with the lads. Thankfully they see small balls of magical forces keeping them from being crushed and somehow interlock the tables well enough to create a chamber…impressing House Elf or Accidently Magic.

Both lay in the mess, just panting and trying to settle their nerves. Everyone around them stood still as none wasn't sure what to do or in shock of sudden appearance of the lost Potter and his very extreme entrance. Not even Madam Poppy is unaffected as she hadn't jumped to her duty of Medical Healer. Everyone didn't speak a word, in syncs to listen to the muttering boys as they seemed to be fine with how they were speaking to each other. Thanks to the silence of the great hall, they heard the two loud and clear.

"Hey Dobby." Harry panted out

The smaller one turns his head, twitching from the sore tiredness from over tensing their muscles and hard crashing since their rush slowly died down. "Yeah boss."

"That was too close. Let not do that again."

"No shit boss."

"Hell, that just made our tomb SNAFU number…8 I think? With Tombs at least. Or are there more Tombies?"

Dobby rubs his chin in thought as he counts the situation that they had dealt with before that is similar to what they just escaped from. "...Huuuu. Number 9 boss…Heh. Sounds like boobies."

While Dobby snickering at his joke…heh, tombies boobies. Harry thinks back after the correction of Dobby, "Really? Let's see." The lad began to flick his finger as he counts off the location they had misadventures with, " "One was in Egypt with O'Conner and that annoying lovesick mummy."

"Yep and that end with a diamond bigger than me from the top of stonies triangley as it was being sucky into the sand."

"And almost with us…didn't we capture a couple of those funny little killer people? Very helpful too with how they jump on those men and help them quickly sank into that quicksand.

"Yeah but no. They sneak into our bag and now they is a weird pest at home."

"Yeah. Well, then there was that time in America with those two hunter brothers, that reminds me. I need to call Sam about a certain Book that he found." Dobby's ear flopping as he nods

Dobby snaps, "OH!", he slowly turns to Harry with a smirk, who was little worries at the sight of the evil little smirks, ``Don't forget the Underland."

IF Harry had magical eye ray ability or eye like the great Basikit Snake, the sassy house elf would be dusted by the intensity of his stare. A thick venom in his voice was almost enough to kill a weak heart person if it was directed at them, "We do not talk about Underland…ever!" Hissing quite harshly at the smirking and giggling Elf who seem to have no fear.

Dobby laughs even if his master growling at him, "Me know, me know. But it was funny as hell to Dobby"

Harry shutter hard, "Fuck no, it was not at all. You don't know where that hand tried to wander to…" a moment of shutter before smirking at a payback on the evil little shit giggling next to him, "Aaaaand…: The long drawn out word slightly worries Dobby, "And you remember that face? Like when it without his metal lower jaw."

Harry grins at his reward by the sound of sharp gagging and hard shutter from the little shit. Dobby shutter hard against Harry as he gagging at the memory of a certain overlord villain whenever he removed the metal attachment to his face that served as his bottom jaw…the tongue. Oh how gross and disgusting the memory of the tongue just hanging and flopping around whenever that Ünderbheit spoke, "Oh Dear Great Fluffy Sock! You are a bastard for making poor Dobby think of that halfie of a face. OH! Dobby's eyes is burnies again!"

Regretting his revenge as it backfires on his own mind, shuttering next to the House Elf who at this point was damn near rolling in mental burning pains, agreeing with his mini-friend, "My bad. Sorry. That…thing was not right at all. Ow my eye." Still holding his eyes as if they are burned, rubbing hard to try at banishing the images that had been burned into their mind.

A chuckle leaks out, "And to think, you almost got marries to him with Deanie girly-boy. Seriously, you both were soooo girlies. Really, it you twozies fault for picking two different version of Princeey Leia!''

"One. it was make-up and costume for the best groups as I really wanted that prize…oh man. I really wanted that XBox 360 limited edition, Halo Reach coating with the extra DLC that you can only get with those prizes."

"It was sweet. And two?

"Two is I thank the people of Underland Rebelling at that fucking perfect moment. And three is that if I ever hear that fucking doctor crackhole get out under the damn OSI protecion, i can promise you that he wont be living long."

"Agree boss. Dobby knows that bossy is keeping the eye on him for that day to come true… It will be great. Where is he anyway?

Huffing out as he finally feels his body calming down and cooling off from that overwhelming thrill ride that they got more than they ask for. "Oh, he's somewhere in South America. Brock is still with him."

"Oh, yeah, South America. That is on the listies too."

"Oh yeah, that was the fourth"

"Africa"

"Japan"

"Russin"

The list was little worrying for everyone listening in around them and yet also impressed of their travel ranges

"North Pole with Santa." …wait what?

"Don't forget, boss. China"

"Nope. I didn't forget, I was trying to avoid that."

"You just don't want to deal with that wacko Dragon girliy

"Dude! You got it right the first time, WACKO!"

"But fun."

"...Yeah. that she was."

Dobby nod as he slowly move to stand up so he can help Harry up, "Yeppies"

Taking the hand that Dobby offers so Harry can pull himself up, "Thank," Now sitting on the floor, stretching out his sore muscles after being tense in overdrive from the chases they just escaped from, "Well…UGGGGG!" A loud series of popping and cracking as his body releases the pressure between the joints. "Let see about getting out of here and get our 'cherry' pop finally. That ass-seeking misslies was way too close and i really dont want to die still a fucking virgin."

Dobby chuckle, "That would be bad but funny boss….wait. Where are we?" Finally they realize that they were in an unknown area as the only reason why they hadn't been on guard as one expected due to the amount of safe arua within the magical charges air around them.

Dobby stands up on his toes to look over the overturned table to see a large crowd of shocked magical people. "Oh fucky great harry potter's hairy balls"

The very line had Harry stare at his friend with annoyance and slight worry as he quickly turn onto his knees to see what the house elf is seeing, "Why the hell you always have to used m-...Oh Fucky my hairy balls"