New chapter yay. With that aside I plan to make these my longest chapters. Probably will be two, though I'm not entirely sure how to make Boros not die. Also I've began drawing as you can see from my new profile picture, if you wonder what it's supposed to be it's my take on the sisters from f-ckthesytem125 story A Hero's Harem.
After climbing a large amount of stairs in order to get to Bang's dojo, half of the group was sweating profusely from the climb. Vaccine Man was absent due to no one knowing where he was.
'I wish I could've just flown up here' thought Megumi with her hands on her knees. Klombu next to her in the same position was thinking 'I wish I would have worn thinner clothes.' The reason being that her costume was kind of thick and not very breathable.
Bang surprisingly spry for someone his age had hardly broken a sweat climbing up. He opened the door and let them through. Inside was a orange haired man with tongs looking over a pot. "This is my top disciple Charanko. Charanko get some drinks for our guest." He ordered as he sat in front of the pot. The rest followed suit and sat behind him on the floor. Saitama was sitting cross legged with a hand on his chin and was pretending to doodle on the floor that was too clean to doodle with dust.
Everyone else was busy trying to find something to look at in the bare dojo. Genos was looking around seemingly not trusting anything around him. Charanko finally came back with a tray of tea and everyone gratefully took the opportunity to have something to do. Charanko then went back to the pot and helped his teacher with the lobster.
Meanwhile in Charanko's head
'Holy crap I've never been around this S rank heroes. I want to get Genos' autograph so bad. Hopefully I don't trip taking their tea. I wonder if I could maybe start a conversation with the two girls they brought. Oh wait what if they're going out. Well it doesn't seem like it.'
When the lobster finally cooked Charanko began to give everyone one but spent a long time handing Klombu hers. Klombu was squirming at his stare until Bang cleared his throat breaking Charanko from his trance. Klombu breathed a sigh of relief when he finally went away she hoped that he hadn't realized that she wasn't human.
They continued eating together until eventually they had all eaten their fill and just sat there in awkward silence. When Bang finished eating he put his plate down and stood up. "Okay, now for the real reason I brought you here." He declared as he started showing them his martial arts. Almost everyone was looking in awe at the way his hands would leave behind traces of blue streaks. When ha finished he put his hands on his back and faced Saitama. "Now you try." He said "Huh". "Go on I bet you could pick it up quickly." He said. " Um I don't really wanna." Saitama said "Oh come one please." Begged everyone else until Saitama eventually got up with a sigh. "Yay" Klombu said softly.
Saitama took a stance that looked like a lazy version of Bang's. He started doing the first move and when he threw a punch it destroyed the wall in front of him. He was about to keep going when Bang screamed at him to stop. "My dojo won't be able to take anymore of this!!" "Yeah, I'm not looking to get any stronger old man, no point in that if I can't even find a real fight." Said Saitama as he sat back down with a sigh. Suddenly the front door was thrown open as a man in a suit and glasses came in hardly able to breath. "Silverfang we need you in the Hero Association headquarters, oh mister Saitama, mister Genos, you two are here too. There's a important S class meeting right now." Said the man.
"Charanko watch the dojo, and, try covering that hole in the wall." Said Bang as he started walking out. "Y-yes sir".Saitama and Genos started to go too but Klombu stopped Saitama before he left. "Um Saitama I-I made some food earlier and well, take it you might get hungry again." She said tapping her fingers nervously. "Oh thanks." Said Saitama with a bead of sweat forming on the back of his head and with a stomach full of lobster.
When they left Klombu broke into a blush and started to have to hold herself because if she didn't, she thought she might float away. Megumi wasn't impressed "What are you doing, you realize he just ate right." She said with a eye roll. "Hey it's the thought that matters." She said. Meanwhile Charanko was getting ready to make his move when the two women jumped out the door and making their way back down the stairs.
Tatsumaki was in a bad mood. Not that she never wasn't in a particularly good mood but today was different. Not only did she skip breakfast to fight a supposedly strong monster, but now she had to wait for hours for a meeting that never started.
She was waiting for whoever came through the door in order to chew them out for being late. Then came Saitama Genos and Bang. "Hey! You three what's the big idea. Do you have any idea how long ago this meeting was supposed to start. Even Pig God got here faster. I'd expect something like this from Bang but you two newbies are supposed to be younger than him." She said. Everyone was silent but that was broken when her stomach growled loud enough for everyone to hear. She blushed still frowning and Saitama seemed to have a moment of enlightenment. "Aw poor thing, you must be hangry." He said as he offered her the food Klombu had given him. She was about to slap his hand away but the smell got to her nose and her stomach growled again. Her blush deepened even further and she snatched the food and grumbled a thanks and flew away.
The other S class heroes who knew her temper were shocked at how she didn't have an entire temper tantrum right there. Saitama went back to Genos and Bang who was talking to a man in old fashion attire. "Hey Atomic Samurai, this here is Saitama who I'm sure will one day surpass both of us." Introduced Bang. Saitama held out a hand and said "Hey there middle aged dude, I went bald from training too hard." "Oh really" responded AS as he shook his hand "By the way I'm 37 not middle aged." He said grinning through closed teeth. As they made their way to the conference room Saitama was deep in thought '37 isn't middle aged, I had no idea!'
As they began taking their seats Saitama asked for a cup of tea and Genos sat right next to him in order to study wether tea had any impact on one's strength. In the room were 17 heroes. The one next to them was rank 18 Puri Puri Prisoner who at the moment was thinking ' I hope I can take advantage of this moment to get closer to Genos.' The latter busy writing down in a notebook the ingredients of the tea his master was reading. On the other side was rank 10 Pig God who was chowing down on a large pile of food. There was rank 9 Drive Knight looking at rank 6 Metal Knight with killing intent. Metal Knight who was miles away looking through the camera of his drone studying Saitama. There was also a thudding sound that seemed to be coming from a man with three scars over his left eye who was rank 7 King. Rank 8 Zombieman was eyeing Pig God uncomfortably thinking 'when is that pig gonna stop eating'. Rank 14 Metal Bat was pissed " Man this better be important I skipped my sisters piano recital to be here." Rank 11 Super Allow Darkshine was making his pecs pop 'Yeah I'm the shiniest one here.' Rank 12 Watchdog Man was sniffing the air 'Hmph someone let one rip' There was also rank 13 Flashy Flash, Rank 16 Tank Top Master, Rank 5 Child Emperor who was eating a giant lollipop and Rank 4 Atomic Samurai. "So what's this all about?" Asked rank 3 SilverFang(aka Bang). "No idea-" said Rank 2 Tornado of Terror through a mouthful of seaweed and sushi "I've been here since morning and still don't know anything." She said as she devoured her food faster than Pig God could eat a pizza.
The door of the room slid open and a man came in. "To start off I want to thank all of you for taking time off your busy schedules to attend this meeting." He said "My name is Stitch and as for the reason of why I called all of you here is because of this." He said as he threw a sheet of paper on the table top. A hologram of the note appeared above it which read 'The earth is in trouble.'" This was the last prophecy given by Madame Shibabawa before she died." "Was she murdered?" Asked Zombieman "No she had a coughing fit after seeing this future and when she popped a cough drop in order to alleviate her cough she choked on the drop and died. But before doing so she wrote this note down saying that something horrific would happen sometime in the next six months."
Meanwhile
Saitama leaned over to Puri Puri Prisoner. "Hey who's this Shibabawa person?" He asked that when Metal Bat heard that his ear grew comically trying to hear the explanation too. "You don't know about her" gasped PPP as he began to explain who she was.
"Man this is dumb, can I go I have cram school." Whined Child Emperor. "Child Emperor, it would seem despite how smart you are you really are still a child" said Stitch ticking Child Emperor off "Madame Shibabawa has prophesied countless horrible incidents before but not once did she ever use the word trouble, meaning that whatever happens in the next 6 months will be worse than anything we have ever seen before." He explained "Wait so could that mean that it could happen tomorrow, or even today?" Asked Saitama. " Um yes Mr. Saitama yes it could." Said Stitch beginning to sweat at the thought. "Well, good thing I came." Said Saitama smugly earning a chuckle from Tatsumaki.
Suddenly the entire building began shaking from explosions. Saitama's smug look was shake off and he ran to the nearest wall, dug his fingers into it and lifted hard enough to blow off the top of the building who did so considering they were on the top floor so there was no floor above them. Everyone was shocked at how fast all that had occurred but no one was more bamboozled than Metal Knight who was the one who designed the building to be stronger than any other building in earth. Above them could be seen a group of five flying monsters could be seen with some kinds of cannons. Saitama was getting ready to jump up there and smack some sense into them but stopped when a giant ship appeared above them. Some other flying monster flew out and killed the five previous monsters by cutting them in half.
The ship began to shoot a large barrage of missiles but by then Tatsumaki had shook off her shock and held a hand up stopping the barrage with her Psychic powers. "Hey Stitch" said Bang " you might wanna go and announce a evacuation order." Tatsumaki felt a vein popping out her forehead from anger and sent back all of the missiles into the ship. Hundreds of explosions could be seen on the surface of the ship and the sound of the evacuation alarm could be heard. The flying monster began to fly back into the ship and a large booming voice could be heard coming from the ship. It was the sound of someone laughing gleefully "Yes this planet has capable fighters. Listen to me Earthlings, I have come to this planet seeking capable fighters, and since you have not allowed me to make flat ground for good fighting, you will be able to find me in the plains north of here. Come in 10 minutes or I will personally send this planet to hell."
Wow that was fun. So next chapter will only be one and it goes straight to the fight so yeah.
