Opening

We see Blizto, Moxxie, Millie, and Shepard looking in the house of a family as Shepard aimed Blitzo gun inside the wooden cabin household as he doesn't show emotion and acts like a true professional and as he pulls the trigger and hear a bulletbut we go to black and we see a Red Neon logo of "Helluva Hotel"


Earth, Schoolhouse

Female Narrator: [narrating.] I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life.

The scene opens with a shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Teacher, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.

Mrs. Mayberry has sandy blonde hair and light green eyes. She was seen wearing yellow glasses, a long-sleeved cream white shirt with a white collar, cherry patterns, and a light green brooch on her chest, a green scrunchy scarf-like headband, red earrings, a dark blue skirt that went up to her stomach and down to her ankles, black leggings, and black flat shoes.

Mrs. Mayberry: Good morniiing!

She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.

Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework!

Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall as we hear Music in the air.

(Teacher's Song, Helluva Boss, By the Class and Mrs. Mayberry)

[Class]

We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too!

[Mrs. Mayberry]

Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do!

[Class]

Okay!

[Mrs. Mayberry]

Two plus six is…

[Class]

Eight!

[Mrs. Mayberry]

And good behavior's…

[Class]

Great!

[Mrs. Mayberry]

And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date!

[Blonde boy]

It's nine in the morning…

[Girl 1]

On January 8th!

[Girl 2]

The sun is out smiling!

[Dunce boy]

And it's your husband's birthday!

The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

Mrs. Mayberry: [faces the class.] Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!

The class falls silent as Mayberry is sad.

Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!

Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!


Mayberry's Household, The Bedroom

Scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" and not coming from Mrs. Mayberry but from someone else, it was clear Mr. Mayberry was cheating on her as we see an unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard.


Back in the Classroom

We see Mrs. Mayberry in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. Then the children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.

Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

Girl 2: Wait! Mrs. Mayberry! [She grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm.] Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.

Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. As she walks out the door.

The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children then head back to the computer to watch.

Mr. Mayberry: (On Computer Video)Okay-

He then notices Mrs. Mayberry offscreen.

Mr. Mayberry: (On Computer Video) Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Mayberry: (On Computer Video) Shut up, Jarold!

A woman's screams and shots are heard.

Mrs. Mayberry: (On Computer Video)You scream like a bitch!

Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard.


Mayberry Bedroom

Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.

Jarold: (Offscreen) Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!

Mrs. Mayberry: (Offscreen) [sobs.] We could've had a family!


Back in the classroom

Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.

Mrs. Mayberry: (On Computer Video) Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all! [sobs.] I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.

Mrs. Mayberry: (narrating.) You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!


In Hell, Imp Building, Blitzo Office

The camera lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops at the outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads "I.M.P Headquarters" with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitzo is seen on his office chair looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.

Mrs. Mayberry: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.

Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. In her demon form, Mrs. Mayberry retains her human self's body shape and outfit but with devilish features. She is roughly the size of Blitzo, with violet skin, pointed ears, red eyes with yellow pupils, and sharp yellow teeth. She has the same tail as an imp, but has noticeable goat-like traits like horns and lavender hooves. Mrs. Mayberry sports messy white hair, her headband is now black.

For clothing, she has a dark pink shirt with noticeable stitches and an upside-down red teardrop jewel on her chest with yellow on the tip. She also wears a black torn skirt, red earrings, and pink glasses. As her face is partially shadowed by blinds. As she holds a cigarette in her hand.

Mrs. Mayberry: To get my revenge.

Blitzo: I mean, was she hotter?

Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.

Blitzo: [smirks.] I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.

Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.

Blitzo: Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here.

Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him.

Blitzo: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death…

Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. As her red aura glows again.

Blitzo: …frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!

Mrs. Mayberry: [clenches her claws.] Not... all of them. That whore survived.


Earth, In a Hospital

Mrs. Mayberry: (Offscreen.) Now, they all call her a hero.

The camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman, Martha recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband, Ralphie are by her bedside.

As we see Ralphie is a muscular man with light brown hair and eyebrows with a white strand in the back of his hair. His eyes appear to be closed most of the time. He also has a golden tooth and he wears a plaid red shirt with blue jeans.

The girl has ginger hair tied into long pigtails, a rounder jawline, pale peach skin, freckles on her cheeks, and brown eyes that turn red when feral. She is also taller than her brother. She wore a lavender shirt with puffy sleeves and a dark purple bow on her collar, a red plaid skirt and brown boots.

The boy has shoulder-length blonde-tinted orange hair with the sides shaved, warmer-tinted skin, freckles on his cheeks like his sister, and a small, round nose. He has small, black beady eyes that turn red when feral. And he wears a bearskin hat and an off-white shirt that had elbow-length sleeves, brown shorts and muddy green boots.

Woman reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.

Woman reporter: You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!

As we see the golden check as it slowly moves toward her.

Martha: [innocently.] Ohhh! Thank you!

As the Cameras flash as Martha smiles by her husband.

Mrs. Mayberry: [narrating.] Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

As we see Martha out of her bandages that covered her body. Martha resembles a voluptuous Southern Belle. She has big, poofy blonde hair, light skin, brown eyes, and a mole under her right eye, in the same place as Millie's.

She wears a skin tight cream-colored shirt with red polka dots that shows off her bust, red bracelets on both her wrists, big circular tiffany blue earrings, light purple eyeshadow, dark pink lipstick, tiffany blue skinny jeans, and red high-heels. She also has a bandage on her forehead from Mrs. Mayberry's attacks.

As we see she stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.


VNNPodium

Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

Reporter: You're a hero!


Park

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

Jogger: You're a hero, girl!


Grocery Store

In a grocery store, we see one Martha's children as he talks with a cashier lady named Brook.

Martha's son: My mama's a hero!

Cashier: She is a hero!


Martha and Ralphie Home

[Warning Smut is going to be happening here.]

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.

Ralphie: [grunts.] You're a hero!


Church

An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

Priest: You're a herooo!


Mrs. Mayberry Class

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.

Class: You're a hero!


Martha and Ralphie Home

[Warning Smut is going to be happening here.]

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.

Man: [groans.] You're a hero!


Hell, The Imp Building, Blitzo Office

Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

Mrs. Mayberry: [shouting, her voice echoing.] SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, her face red with anger.

Blitzo: [frightened.] Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Blitzo rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk.


Outside of Meeting Room

A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas."

The camera moves to Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robot Imp with an arrow sticking out from it.

Loona: [sarcastically, deadpan.] Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

Millie: Just take a deep breath, [inhales.] and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. [speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent.] That's understandable. [speaks normally.] But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment.

Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! [points to the boy.] This kid probably sets dogs on fire, [points to the girl.] maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, [points to the father.] and this guy… This guy definitely watches.

Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But—

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. [cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them.] Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target. [kisses him.]

Soon Moxxie aims his crossbow at the picture again.

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

Soon Shepard barge's in and has Coffee for everyone.

Shepard: Hey everyone I got–

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Loona, but Shepard catches it with one hand.

Shepard: You alright?

Loona: [Awe.] Y-Yeah.

Loona the looks at Shepard hand as it was cut.

Loona: Oh shit. You alright?

As Shepard looks at his cut Hand he then acts like it doesn't bother him.

Shepard: I'm fine. It's just a cut. Here's your coffee.

As he handed everyone Coffee, Loona was worried about his hand as she wanted to thank him again but remembered there were people around them but then Blitzo and Mrs. Mayberry come in unaware of what happened.

Blitzo: Guys! I want you to meet our newest client!

The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The then eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire. As he sees the Crossbow and Arrow on his Desk as he put two and two together.

Blitzo: Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!

Shepard remains calm as he acquired a Hellphone from his money he earned being there and also being their Account because he doesn't trust Blitz with the Money.

Shepard: Hello! Hello Operator! Can I get the Imp Fire Department!


Outside Imp Building

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

Blitzo: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzo turns with a smile before turning to Moxxie with a glare.

Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a [yells.] CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!

Blitzo grabs Moxxie's face and pushes him away.

Blitzo: Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

As Shepard stares at a nearby billboard incredulous look as he sees the billboard with Blitzo's face on it reads with misspellings: "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. –Speech to text- -Blitzo-"

Shepard: [Whispers, Facepalmed himself.] Goddamn it Blitz. I told you to be careful with what you say on What you say to the Ad company.

Soon we see Loona on her phone as she looks at Shepard before she blushed a bit as he turned to look at her.

Shepard: You ok?

Loona: [Blushes.] Uh, Yeah, I'm fine.

Blitzo: Is the book still ok Loona?!

Loona then pulls out the grimoire to show its fine.

Loona: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? [pulls out the grimoire.] Yeah. Got it.

Blitzo: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. [Baby talk voice.] You get a tweat, now!

Blitzo holds up a dog biscuit to her.

Loona: Ew. Stop.

Blitzo then throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews it much to Loona and Shepard discomfort.

Loona and Shepard: You're so gross!

This shocked the duo as they looked at each other but Blitz took both of their sentences as Compliments. Soon we see Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

Blitzo: Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.

Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

Blitzo: Now, let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitz.

As Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

Blitzo: Mine's better.

Shepard: No it's not.

Blitzo then walks through the portal and Shepard follows in next.

Moxxie: [sighs.] Aww, fuuuck…


Earth, Martha and Ralphie Home

As Moxxie walks through the portal. All three imps and Shepard in Human form stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets.

Blitzo: Woah?! Shepard you look awful!

As we see Shepard appearance looks the same except he doesn't have hair all over his body and his ears look human his hair is unkempt and black his eyes have white sclera with red irises and is average height to humans then in his Demon dog form in which he is taller then Loona. He wears Black Premier High Top Shoes and his skin has a tan. As he looks at himself he noticed he had shoes and his Claws were on his hands were gone as he had normal hands as he looks at the Imp trio.

Shepard: Are we going to stand here all day? Or are we going to work?

Soon Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. As Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.

Blitzo: That's gotta be her. [chuckles darkly.] This is too easy. Hey Moxxie you want this one?

Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.

Moxxie: Me?

Blitzo: Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His faces falls as he looks at the family having dinner.

Blitzo: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand and Moxxie hesitates at the window.

Shepard: (Offscreen) Let me have a go.

Blitzo: Alright. You snooze, you lose, Mox!

Soon we see Shepard holding the Gun as we see Martha's face is seen in a reflector, as we see her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.

Blitzo: Aaaand taping ... Oh ho, we got ya, bitch.

Moxxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!

Blitzo: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.

Soon Shepard the nod from Blitz as he positions his rifle as he Films the kill.

Blitzo: We're ruining a family!

Soon Blitzo then prepares to video tape this for the client as Shepard is prepared to shoot as we hear the Rifle click.

Moxxie: But… Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.

Moxxie lifts up Blitzo's gun as Shepard fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

Shepard: Oh, shit.

Soon Shepard hides as he looks in the window and see the four in fear.

Martha: What was that, Ralphie?

Ralphie: [shakes his head.] I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is…

He grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.

Ralphie: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

This made Shepard wide eyed as he sees Martha set the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.

Martha: Alright, kids! Guns out!

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth as we see their really psycho people.

Ralphie: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns! [chuckles darkly.]

Shepard: Uh-oh...

As Shepard then hides as he looks over Blitz and Moxxie as He was Hyperventilating while Blitz scolds him.

Blitzo: [fumes in anger.] What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!

Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.

Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.

Moxxie: I panicked!

Blitzo facepalms at this as Shepard takes a quick look inside and sees the Family aim their guns at Blitzo and Moxxie.

Shepard: Blitz! We need to–

Blitzo: [Interupts.] Now hold on a sec Leo. Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?!

As Shepard just looks at him and gets angry for not getting his name right again.

Blitzo: From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!

Blitzo leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.

Blitzo: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!

Shepard: BLITZ!!!

Soon a blast from a shotgun hit Shepard in the chest and turned his chest into a meat grinder as blood spills from his chest everyone looks at Shepard and assume he's dead.

Blitzo: Fuck! Shepard!

He actually got his name right for the first time. As blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.

Blitzo: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!

Blitzo and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.


At the Lake

Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.

Ralphie: Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock and she has a knife as it is in her mouth. Millie then breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin.

Then a fight was about to happen as Ralphie attacks fist as he swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Then Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands but Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She then struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch as Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.


Meanwhile with Shepard

As we see him bleeding out as suddenly all the blood came back and all the shotgun pellets fall out of his body as his bloody shirt is seen and Shepard wakes up as he Gasps as he touched his chest as he has no idea how he survived that but right now he saw the hole and entered into the house as he then sees Moxxie's Red Bow tie as it was heading upstairs as he saw the Ladder leading to the Attic.

As he made his way up he then panicked as he saw a dead body as it had a horrified look on its face. His chest was ripped open as he was hanging upside down like in Predator. Except they were skinned and their heads were still there. Then we see the guy that Martha was having Anal with as he was dead. His throat was slit and his body was drained of Blood.

As he looks to see Moxxie was alive as he was sitting across from a dinner table set with sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

Shepard: Shit! Moxxie!

Then a Frying pan hit Shepard and lights out as Shepard turns around and sees the kids with a frying pan and Sharp grins.

Few Minutes Later

Then we see Shepard waking up and sees he's tied up in rope and tries to wake up Moxxie.

Shepard: Moxxie! Moxxie!

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. As he then sees Shepard is alive.

Moxxie: Shepard your alive! Thank Hell I thought–

Shepard: Save the questions later we have a big problem with the kids!

Moxxie: What?

Soon Shepard points his head to the side as we see the kids look at the two of them. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces as Moxxie tries to defuse the situation.

Moxxie: Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?

Shepard: Save it Moxxie! Their going to eat us!

Moxie: What?

Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.

Kids: [Low Creepy Tones.] It's nice to have a new critter to play with.

As Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

Moxxie: Ohhhhh... crumbs.


Meanwhile In the woods with Blitzo

We hear four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitzo dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitzo runs through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.

Martha: [in a sing-song voice.] I know you're hurtin', little devil!

Blitzo takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.

Martha: [in a sing-song voice.] I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!

Blitzo sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitzo pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.

Blitzo: Dammit!

Blitzo tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then he holds it to his ear.

Blitzo: Stolas! This is a really bad time.


In Hell, Stolas Mansion/Palace(A/N: leaning towards Mansion.)

We see Stolas as he is shown in his palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.

Stolas: Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?

Blitzo: [through the phone, frustrated.] What is it?!

Stolas: I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?

We then see Blitzo's angry face as it appears in a bubble.

Blitzo: [through Bubble, through the phone.] What did you just call me?!

Stolas then pops the bubble with his finger.

Stolas: My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?


Back with Blizto

Blitzo looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.

Martha: I can HEAR you, darlin'!

Blitzo: Shhhit!


Back with Stolas

Stolas: Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?

Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin glow red.


Back with Blitzo

We then go back to Blitzo running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitzo duck behind another one.

Stolas: [through the phone.] Doesn't that sound… [speaks in a seductive voice.] enticing?

Blitzo: You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!

Then a bullet hits the tree that Blitzo is hiding behind.

Stolas: [through the phone.]Then, let me keep it simple:...


Back with Stolas

We see Stolas back in the tube as he continues what he was saying to Blitz.

Stolas: ...Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of…

Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look.

Stolas: [Lustful Tone.] …paaassionate fornication~

Then Stolas leans slightly over the edge to finish up with Blitz.

Stolas: Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?


Back with Blitzo

Blitzo: Fine! Whatever!

Stolas: [through the phone.] Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c*k inside of my *. To * the—

Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo as drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.

Martha: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!

She then presses the gun harder into Blitzo.

Martha: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!


Meanwhile with Shepard and Moxxie

We see Shepard and Moxxie, who struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. As Shepard then used his wolf like fingernail to slowly cut the rope. But soon he looked behind Moxxie and see a light behind him.

Shepard: Mox, Behind you!

As Moxxie behind him and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside.

Moxxie: Millie!

Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife. He looks at the blade and then glares with determination. The girl raises the knife but Moxxie pushes the chair backwards, knocking her to the ground. The boy tries to help the sister as he pulled a gun on Moxxie but we see Rope around a hand of Shepard as he glares at him and throws him to the roof and fall back down as comes in to help Mox but he frees himself with the knife.


Outside the House

A silhouettes of Moxxie and Shepard appears as the latter breaks through the window, and now we see Moxxie holding his gun. And behind him we see a "Live, Laugh, Love," sign hangs from inside the room.

Shepard: Come on! We gotta save Millie and our Idiot boss!

Soon the two races outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches.


Meanwhile with Blitzo and Millie

There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

Blitzo: [sighs.] Shepard had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!

We now see Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.

Martha: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!

Martha rises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves.

Martha: May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Millie and Blitzo smirk. Martha stares confused.

Martha: Oh. Shit.

Martha rolls her eyes as she has already a backup plan to kill them.

Martha: Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!

She grins and pulls out her rifle as she is planning to kill them.

Blitzo: That would be more effective.

Millie: [angrily.] Blitz!

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun along with Shepard as he is ok.

Millie: Moxxie!

Blitzo: Shepard you're alive!

Shepard: [Sighs, Angrily.] For the last it's... [Realizes.] Oh, wait you said my name right.

Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.

Blitzo: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!

Blitzo falls down as Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. We then see Shepard picks up Martha's gun and aimed it at Ralphie who looks scared.

Shepard: You're lucky we're only here to kill your wife. I suggest you leave ... [Monsterous Voice.] Now. [Monstrous Growling.]

As Ralphie see Shepard's face as his eyes turned Red and in slits as his teeth are shown to have fangs. Ralphie trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.

Soon Shepard then turns around holding the shotgun as he checked with Blitzo.

Shepard: Boss you alright?

Blitzo: [sarcastically.] Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!

Shepard: [Sarcastically.] I'm so glad to see your personality is still intact.

Shepard and Moxxie help Blitzo up and Moxxie supports him.

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

Blitzo then pulls Moxxie into a hug.

Blitzo: Apology accepted.

As speaks in a low voice thanks to Shepard hearing he heard what Blizto was talking to Moxxie about.

Blitzo: [Low Voice.] But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife.

Blitzo lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer.

Blitzo: Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off.

Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest as he smiles. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.

Blitzo: Okay, fine. But, hurry up.

Blitzo speaks loudly into the phone.

Blitzo: Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!


In the woods

As we see Moxxie running through the woods with a determined look on his face. Stolas has continued to rave over the phone about his plans for Blitzo.

Stolas: [over the phone in the background.] ...* use while you and I and * and jelly sandwiches all night...!


In the Murder Family House

We see the two kids being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Then we see Moxxie points his rifle at them. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.

Moxxie: Don't move!

Ralphie: [chuckles.] What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?

Moxxie: I should! You people are monsters! But… you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!

Moxxie picks up the Phone.

Moxxie: I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way.

Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him.

Moxxie: Oh, shit.

Moxxie glances at the phone which is actually a TV remote, as the buttons looking like eyes and a face.

Moxxie: Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?

Ralphie: [motions his thumb behind him.] Yeah, it's in the kitchen.

Moxxie: Then... what is this for?

Ralphie: It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids.

Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.

Moxxie: Awwwww!


Meanwhile with Shepard, Blizto, and Millie

The scene switches to Moxxie arriving at the portal with Blitzo, Millie, Shepard, and Moxxie at night

Blitzo: There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitzo: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?

Blitzo pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis.

Blitzo: See you at the office!

Blitzo then goes through the portal first. Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek.

Millie: You doing okay, sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

Millie touches Moxxie's chest.

Millie: You have a goooood heart, honey.

As then Millie playfully pinches Moxxie's nose.

Millie: Just a fuzzy head!

Millie then kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. As soon Millie walks through the portal. But Shepard stops as he looks behind Moxxie and sees humans cops there.

Shepard: Hey why are the cops here?

As Shepard pointed out to Moxxie as he turns around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

Loudspeaker voice: We got em', boys!

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head.

Shepard: Mox? Did you do this?

As Moxxie looks stunned as Blitzo grabs his neck and pulls him through the portal.

Shepard: [Sighs.]

As he looks back one more time he walks through the portal as it closed behind him.

We then see a Human walking right where the portal was as he was wearing Cop clothes but when he takes off his glasses we see blue eyes and blonde hair as he looks to where the murder family was killed. He then proceeded to write down in his notebook which was golden as he had a golden pen as he crossed off "Martha and her Family" off along with a few others. But he turns around and grew grey wings and flew up in the sky.


Back in the Imp Building

Mayberry, Loona, Shepard, and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. As Shepard is back in his Demon Form as everyone laughs and cheers except for Shepard and Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on their faces.

Millie: [excitedly.] Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah!

Millie: [hugs Moxxie.] We did it! Oh, Moxxie!

Blitzo: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

As Millie rubs Moxxie's head.

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

Everyone except Shepard and Moxxie laughs. As Blitzo raises a fist.

Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!


(A/N: This is the first time I'm doing this Smut as there is plenty more to come during the series. I thought this is where we might get some action.)