Disclaimer: Craig Barleett is the creator and he and Nickelodeon have the rights of the show.
18. Quiz! What a terrible quiz!
- Ok fifth graders, today is an important day in their lives in PS 118, maybe the most important. Today you will have the state quiz. A quiz that decides if you're ready to pretend to aspire by 6th grade and middle school. - The principal was walking between the nervous students. - Anyone have a question?
- Can I leave now and do fifth grade again? I'm happy here.
- No Mr. Berman, you have to do the quiz like everyone else.
- Don't worry my students, I know that you are totally ready for this exam and you'll…
- Yes, yes, fail. Enough time for chatting, now it's time for the exam… - The principal put the exams on each students' desk. - Time to start… now! You have got 2 hours.
- OMG! I don't understand anything! - Gerald opened his eyes in a big surprise. - Arnold was right, I spent so much time dating… but now I will fail…. What will I do?
- Stupid quiz, stupid fifth grade… I'm so tired about all those stupid things! except… for Arnold, my blond prince, with a sparkling smile as a million of diamonds… given me all the happiness that I need in my pathetic life… you're my reason to continue here… I'll do my best in this stupid quiz and… wait a minute, I know this, C, B, A, B… This quiz it's easier than I thought. - The blond girl smiled and continued answering the test.
- This is the C. I believe… This is a very challenging exam, but nothing that Phoebe, the best student couldn't do. I've to do my best to make my parents proud.
- Oh Mommy I don't understand anything, I'm bored and I'm hungry… wait a minute… Phoebe is answering so fast, maybe she can… help me… - The fat boy smiled.
- What's Harold doing? Oh… he is copying Phoebe… If I copy him, I'm copying her, I'm a genius. - Sid tried to answer as fast as Harold was doing, Stinky followed his example and Arnold just rolled his eyes.
- What are they doing? They will… It's better that I continue with my own exam, I can get in trouble with them and Wartz again. Huh? Helga is answering so fast… she has to be a genius to answer like that… How many things about her that I never noticed before? - The blond boy smiled and got lost looking at his classmate, until Lila noticed the situation. Arnold turned down his red face and decided to finish his own quiz.
- So cute! Arnold was looking at Helga, maybe her dream will come true earlier. - The redhead smiled as the more popular girl gave her an annoyed look.
- Look at her! Those new boots are amazing. If she is poor, how could she pay for them? I need them… what am I talking about? Those boots can't be Spumoni originals, that makes sense.
- Rhonda… My sweet girl, I'm preparing a big surprise for you… I hope that the zebras could be on time. You have to wait for them, my princess.
- "If Ricky paid $2,000 dollars in total, how much money would he have?" Only $2,000 dollars… I always paid double at the hospital. - Eugene thought and tried to answer the question.
- Peapod is a cute boy… but I don't know, he is only a friend, I can't accept his invitation... anyway, Rhonda need me for her stupid 5th grade end's party. She's my best friend… OMG here is not a single question about insects! What kind of exam is this!
- Eugene seems relaxed, he's happy, so… why hasn't he invited me to Rhonda's party? - Sheena sighed deeply, until the director sounded the alarm.
- Time students… pencils down. I'll pick up your quiz, in a week you'll find if you will be a 6th grader or not….
