Total Drama Island Reassigned: Up The Creek

(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… The campers played a game of laser tag during a foggy night. Amy once again tried to prove that Samey was Lamey. Shawn's fear of zombies really helped him out, but didn't do much for Jasmine. In the end, Dakota was sent packing after her feelings for Sam got in the way of the competition but, she wasn't mad at him. Unlike some… harsh Jasmine. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight! On Total! Drama! Island!

(Opening Credits)

(Cuts to the Bass cabin with Shawn looking sad. Jo walks up to him)

Jo: What's up with you Zombie boy?

Shawn: (Sighs) Jasmine dumped me and it's my fault. I let my fear of zombies get the better of me.

Jo: Eh you'll get over it. (Walks off. Shawn then notices Dawn meditating on a rock. He then walks up to her)

Shawn: Dawn! I have a favor to ask you.

Dawn: Hm? What is it?

Shawn: If you accidently messed up a relationship, what's one way for you to fix it?

Dawn: Oh I'm sorry, but it appears that your relationship with Jasmine is hopeless now. (Shawn sighs sadly) But, you could try to ask her how you really feel.

Shawn: (Gasps) You're right! Thanks Dawn! (Runs off) I owe you one!

Dawn: Oh, don't mention it.

(Scott walks up to Dawn)

Scott: Hey fairy princess.

Dawn: What do you want Scott?

Scott: Oh nothing, but it's really a dumb idea of you to be throwing our challenges. (Dawn gasps and then Jo gasps and angrily walks up to Dawn) Your love for nature has really been getting in the way for us that you don't really focus on winning.

Dawn: I would like to inform you that mother nature's beloved creatures assist-

Jo: What did you say? She's been sabotaging us?

Dawn: No! I would never! Please listen to me!

Jo: I ought to give you a-

Ella: (Walks up to them) Why hello there my brethren! Oh. Am I interrupting something?

Scott: Nope!

Ella: Oh okay then. I've been practicing a song for us to start in the mornings and I would like to sing it for you to hear!

Jo: Please don't.

Ella: (Clears throat and starts singing) Good morning! Good morning! It's great-

Sugar: (Shoves Ella out of the way) Hello there people! What's poppin?

(Leonard and Molly also enter)

Leonard: Salutations fellow Killer Bass! How's your morning been?

Molly: Probably bickering about losing again.

Scott: Oh nothing. Just wanted to let you know that Dawn-

(Dawn quickly covers Scott's mouth)

Dawn: Is happy to see you in such a good mood!

Jo: Oh yeah, she's been throwing our challenges.

Sugar/Molly: (Gasps) WHAT?!

Leonard: I can't believe it! What a disappointment.

Molly: Dawn? You're a traitor?

Sugar: HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE GOING DOWN MISSY!

Dawn: Friends, you must listen to me!

Sugar: Oh I'm listening. I'm listening to you WANTING TO GO DOWN!

Jo: (Blows her whistle) Back off, Pageant-Tubby! This one's mine!

Scott: Ladies, ladies. We'll deal with this traitor once we lose again.

Jo: IF we lose again. We're not losing five times in a row!

Scott: Anyways, go off and do your lady things and you go off and do your wizard things. (Jo, Molly, Sugar and Leonard walk off) See you at elimination. (Walks away snickering)

(Dawn sighs)

Ella: Uh, hello? Can someone help me up?

(Confessional: Dawn)

Dawn: It's too late for me now. I must convince the others that I'm not the traitor in our group! If I can win the next challenge for us then maybe they'll see through

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to the loudspeaker ringing)

Chris: (Through loudspeaker) Attention campers! It's time for your next challenge! (Cuts to Rodney and Amy exiting their cabins) Meet me at the beach pronto!

Rodney: Before I go, I have to use the bathroom! (Runs off)

Amy: Hey! Get back he- Ugh! (Storms off) Never mind!

(Cuts to the campers (except Rodney) all lined up in front of Chris next to their respective teams. Shawn walks up to Jasmine with a bouquet of flowers)

Shawn: Jasmine? I need to tell you how I feel.

Jasmine: (Smacks the flowers out of Shawn's hand) Me first! I want you to stay away from me! We clear? (Shawn gulps and slowly walks off) Good!

(Amy smirks at them)

(Confessional: Jasmine)

Jasmine: I'm done with zombie boy's mixed messages. First, he's all sweet, then he hits me with a laser tag gun, then he brings me flowers? If this is how Canadian boys flirt, I'd hate to see how they propose.

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: Man, I am good.

(Confessional Ends)

(Shawn sadly walks up to a sad looking Dawn)

Shawn: It didn't work Dawn. (Notices Dawn is sad) Dawn?

Jo: DON'T talk to her!

Shawn: Why not?

Sugar: She's all bun and no hot dog!

Molly: Well duh, she's vegan.

Shawn: I'm confused, what's going on?

Jo: Oh nothing, it's just that she's a traitor! She's been throwing our challenges!

Shawn: (Gasps) Dawn? Is this true?

Dawn: Please my friends! I would never-

Chris: (Blows air horn) Enough campers! Let's get this challenge started!

Dawn: (Sighs) Alright.

(Scott snickers to himself)

Chris: Bass, Gophers, today's challenge is a true summer camp experience. (Camera zooms out to show several canoes. Some are red for bass and some are green for gophers) A canoe trip. You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake... to BOOOONEY ISLAAAAAND! When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, (Cuts to a map with a trail going across it) which is about a two-hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle.

Sugar: We've gotta pour what now?

Chris: "Portage." (Sugar looks confused) You have to walk with your canoe.

Sugar: Oh.

Chris: When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility! My money's on the gophers. (The bass all glare at Chris) What? You guys have lost four challenges in a row now. Anyways, there's one more thing I should mention. And this is VERY important Legend has it, if you take anything off the island, You'll be cursed FOREVEEEEEEEEEER!

(Thunder is heard in the background while the campers all look up shocked)

Dave: A cursed island?

Sky: Dave, you probably shouldn't worry about it. I don't believe in curses

Dawn: Curses are in fact a real-

Scott: (Covers Dawn's mouth) Not another word from you fairy princess.

(Dawn sighs)

Amy: I'm sure that SAMEY will curse us because she doesn't know any better!

Sammy: But-but I would ne-

Amy: Shut up Samey!

Sammy: (Sighs) Alright

Chris: (Through bullhorn) GETTING BACK TO ME NOW!!! (The campers all remain silent) Alright, get in your canoes and let's have some fun!

(The campers all walk to their canoes. A toilet is heard flushing in the background and Rodney runs out with toilet paper stuck to his shoe)

Rodney: Did I miss anything?

Chris: Canoes.

(Rodney runs to his canoes)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Chris said that we had to pick a paddle partner. If I could be partnered up with Sky, then I know I can impress her.

(Confessional Ends)

(The gophers all walk up to their canoes. Dave walks up to Sky)

Dave: Hey Sky! You wanna be canoe partners with me?

Sky: Uh… sure thing Dave. I'd like to.

Dave: Thank you Sky! I owe you one!

(They both walk to their canoes)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Yes! Yes, yes, yes! (Plays air guitar)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Dave's a nice guy. And he is cute. But I have to keep my head in the game.

(Confessional: Dave)

(Dave continues to play air guitar)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: I can't let myself be distracted by his eyes. Or that hair... Or his smile. Uh, what was I talking about? Oh, right. No distractions.

(Confessional Ends)

(Mike walks up to Zoey)

Mike: Hey Zoey! Wanna be my partner?

Zoey: (Blushes) Uh, sure thing!

Mike: Hey, I just thought of an idea. How about you, me and Cameron form an alliance to make it to the final three?

Zoey: Huh, why Cameron?

Mike: Because, all three of us are close to each other. It could be like a friendship finale!

Zoey: Oh. Okay then. I like the idea of a friendship finale

(Amy shoves them out of the way)

Amy: Move it, lovebirds!

(Rodney walks up to Amy)

Rodney: Hey Amy, wanna be my partner?

Amy: Sorry big guy, but no. I have to be with Samey.

Sammy: (Walks up to Amy) Wait, you WANT to be my partner?

Amy: It wouldn't be fair if you or anyone else was stuck with Samey. She's horrible at everything. (Walks off)

(Sammy sighs and follows her sister. Brick walks up to Rodney)

Rodney: Oh, hey Brick. Wanna be my partner?

Brick: Sir, yes sir!

(Both of them walk to their canoes. Topher walks up to Jasmine)

Topher: Why hello there Jasmine. You know, I think it would be a GREAT idea if you teamed up with the good ol Toph-meister.

Jasmine: (Sighs) Okay. But I'm in charge.

(Both of them walk to their canoes. Sam walks up to Cameron)

Sam: So, guess we're a team then.

Cameron: Oh, alright then

(Both of them walk to their canoes. Cuts to the Bass walking towards their canoes. Dawn walks up to Scott)

Dawn: I will be partners with Scott.

Scott: Oh, why? So you can get us lost so we'll lose the challenge?

Dawn: I would never! Come along Scott.

(Both of them walk to their canoes. Sugar then waves to Leonard)

Leonard: Shawn! I would like a request for you to be my partner.

Shawn: Uh, sure thing!

(Shawn and Leonard walk to their canoes. Ella walks up to Sugar)

Ella: How wonderful! We get to be partners together Sugar!

Sugar: (Growls) If you sing once, I'll kick you into next week!

Ella: Oh, uh, sure thing!

(Both of them walk to their canoes. Camera pans over to Jo and Molly standing in front of Chris. They angrily point to each other)

Jo/Molly: No way are we being partners!

Chris: Sorry girls, there's no one else left. Plus, this is up to you. 100 grand.

Jo: Ugh. Fine. But I'm in charge!

Molly: No, I am!

(They both glare at each other)

Jo: Thumb wrestle! Stat!

(They both thumb wrestle each other)

Molly: Uh, Jo? I don't think this is how you do a thumb wrestEUUUUAAAAAL! (Jo cracked her thumb and she shakes it off and sighs) Fine. Lead the way if you have to.

(Jo smirks and her and Molly walk to their canoes)

(Confessional: Molly)

Molly: She's most likely going to be bossing me around. (Sighs) So much for granting her leadership.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Amy and Sammy entering their canoes. Sammy begins to row but Amy snatches her oar from her)

Amy: Um, you're not rowing! I will be rowing with both oars!

Sammy: But I-

Chris: (Walks up to them) Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Nice try Amy. But both partners have to row.

Sammy: You heard her Amy. Hand me my oar.

Amy: Fine… But DON'T slack off or be lazy. Got it?! (Sammy sighs and nods) Good. (Tosses Sammy's oar to her and it hits her in the face. Cuts to Scott and Dawn getting into their canoes)

Dawn: I've got my eye on you Scott.

Scott: Well I've got my eye on you. Just gonna make sure you don't row us into the wrong direction.

(Dawn glares at Scott)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: Now that the rest of the team is gullible enough to think that Dawn is a traitor, all I have to do is lose the challenge. But since she's my paddle partner, it's gonna be more difficult for me to lose.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to all the campers wearing life jackets and all lined up at the starting line and Chris is holding a pistol in his hand)

Chris: On your marks… get set… (Shoots his pistol) PADDLE!

(All the campers start rowing. Just then, a dead hawk falls out of the sky which means that Chris shot it)

Dawn: (Calling out) I saw that!

Chris: No you didn't! (To the audience) This is gonna provoke some angry emails.

(Cuts to all the contestants rowing their boats. The camera pans over to Dave and Sky rowing)

Sky: And I guess that's why I decided I wanted to become an Olympian. Sometimes, you just gotta go for it. Right?

Dave: Uh, right. I was listening.

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: I wanna tell Sky how I feel. She's all I can think about. I just hope I don't do that thing I always do.

(Confessional Ends)

Sky: My older sister is my role model. She almost made it onto the Canadian Olympic team for rhythmic gymnastics.

Dave: Is that even a real sport? I always thought it was a half-time show thing. It's just ribbons and music and useless running around. Looks so silly and… (Notices Sky glaring at him) Uh-oh.

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Yup. It's happening.

(Confessional Ends)

Sky: How dare you say that about-

Dave: Wait! I always say dumb things just before I tell a girl I like her. Not that I'm always telling girls I like them. Just cute ones. (Sky cringes) Ugh! Still doing it. (Inhales and exhales) I like you. What I wanna know is, do you like me too?

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Who stares at a girl and says "I like you"? That's not how it works. You're supposed to write it on a note and give it to a friend of the person you like. Then she tries to pass it to the girl, gets caught by the teacher, and the teacher reads it out loud into class. Everybody knows that! (Sighs) Plus, getting into a relationship with someone who will eventually be competition makes no sense.

(Confessional Ends)

Sky: (Burps loudly) Sorry, that happens when I'm nervous.

Dave: Wait, was that belch a yes or a no?

Sky: It was an "I like you too" burp, but-

Amy: (Rows past them) Hey lovebirds! Pick up the pace! You're rowing as slow as Samey right now!

(Sammy groans. Dave and Sky start rowing)

Dave: Wait, Sky! What's the "but"?

Sky: Maybe I'll tell you it later...

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: I swear, whenever two people hook up, they only focus on each other and become useless like Samey! (Thinking) Wait! I got it! I am going to break up EVERY couple on my team! I already broke up Shawn and Jasmine and Samey's "boyfriend" is already gone. So I guess Dave and Sky are next on my list. Then maybe Mike and Zoey. Actually, no. Mike and Zoey will break up by themselves due to how Mike is acting with his "characters" lately. I mean, kissing the enemy in front of your girlfriend? That's kinda a low blow. Anyways, I have to think. How am I going to break up Mr. Normal and the athlete?

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Amy and Sammy rowing)

Amy: You're making me turn! Row faster!

Sammy: This is as fast as I can go! And you're pressuring me!

Amy: Pressuring you? As if! You're just trying to be useless on purpose to get us to lose!

Sammy: No I'm not! I wanna be a team player but you-

Amy: Oh, I'm sorry! All I can hear is (Mocking Sammy) "Waaaaah! I'm Samey! And I'm a useless slug that never puts in any effort! Waaaaah!" (Normal voice) Now get to rowing the right way! Now!

(Sammy sighs and starts rowing. Rodney rows past them and looks at them confused)

(Confessional: Rodney)

Rodney: That couldn't have been Amy who said that. Amy says that she's the nice one and Samey is mean and useless. What if Samey is right? What if Amy IS the mean one? Nah! Amy would never! Samey is probably trying to get attention. I think…

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Scott and Dawn rowing. Dawn is glaring at Scott)

Dawn: I know that you're trying to frame me to get me voted off.

Scott: (Notices Jo and Molly rowing next to them and Smirks) Me? Frame you? As if! You're just making excuses to save your butt!

Dawn: I am not! I would never sabotage my team!

Molly: Actually, you know what? We don't have any evidence that Dawn is sabotaging us. You don't just tell someone that someone else is doing something bad and then they'll instantly believe you.

Jo: Yeah… You're right. Hey Dirt boy! What evidence have you got that Mother nature wannabe is sabotaging us?

(Scott looks shocked)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: God dammit!

(Confessional Ends)

Scott: Uhh… I saw her throw the cat at Lightning which cost us the win in the phobia challenge!

Dawn: (Gasps) I would never throw an innocent creature!

Scott: Can we just row this thing already?

(Scott and Dawn row past Jo and Molly)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: I have to do something that will get us to lose the challenge now and make it look like Dawn did it. Then after we lose, fairy princess is gone and my butt is saved for another day!

(Confessional Ends)

Molly: You don't think that SCOTT's the one who's sabotaging us?

Jo: Pfft, him? He's just some weird farm boy. How could he be betraying us?

Molly: Well remember when our tent mysteriously burned down during the camping challenge?

Jo: Yeah…

Molly: And then Scott blamed YOU for burning down our tent?

Jo: Yeah, that does sound kinda suspicious… but also Mother nature wannabe didn't find us any good. Instead, she found a pet rabbit. And also, she didn't complete her challenge in the phobia challenge because she "didn't want anyone to harm mother nature." That sounds like sabotaging doesn't it?

Molly: So who's the real saboteur? Scott or Dawn?

Jo: I don't know and I don't care! I just wanna focus on winning! We've lost four challenges in a row and I don't wanna lose another one!

Molly: Ugh! Fine. (They both start rowing again. Cuts to Mike and Zoey rowing)

Mike: Hey Zoey, I have a question.

Zoey: Oh, what is it Mike?

Mike: You're not still mad at me for kissing Anne Maria are you

(Zoey glares at Mike who then winces)

(Confessional: Mike)

Mike: Oh come o-

(Gasps and turns into Chester)

Chester: Aw darn kids spilling secrets and stuff!

(Confessional Ends)

Mike: Zoey please! I promised that I would tone down my chara-

Zoey: Mike, I was finally getting over it until you had to bring it up again!

Mike: Zoey, please I'm sorry! I didn't mean to bring it up! Look Zoey, I cross my heart and promise to never kiss another girl in front of you again.

Zoey: Promise?

Mike: (Sighs) I promise.

(Mike and Zoey both hug each other. Amy rows past them glaring at them)

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: Looks like I'm gonna have to break them up myself now. After I'm done breaking up Dave and Sky.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Rodney and Brick rowing)

Rodney: Hey Brick, do you have any advice on dating?

Brick: What makes you say that?

Rodney: See, I really wanna impress Amy so she'll go out with me, but she keeps avoiding me and threatening me.

Brick: Cadet, it doesn't look like Amy likes you. I'm sorry.

Rodney: What, no… Amy totally likes me. Actually, I wanna know, have you ever been on a date before?

(Brick then looks embarrassed)

Brick: Uh… no?

(Confessional: Brick)

Brick: Yes. I don't like to talk about it. It was too embarrassing. (Sniffs)

(Confessional Ends)

Brick: How about you give Amy a gift? If you find something you like then maybe she'll go out with you.

Rodney: (Gasps) That's exactly what she needs! A wonderful gift! Thanks Brick!

Brick: Don't mention it, soldier.

Rodney: Alright, now let's row to wherever we're going.

Brick: Sir, yes sir!

(Both of them start rowing)

(Confessional: Rodney)

Rodney: I just gotta find the perfect gift I could give to Amy. The only question is… where though?

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Sugar and Ella rowing)

Ella: Are you sure you don't wanna hear at least one song?

Sugar: No!

Ella: Not even a hum?

Sugar: Not a single song from you missy! Got that?!

Ella: (Sighs) Alright… If you insist.

(Cuts to Shawn and Leonard rowing Shawn sighs sadly)

Leonard: What's wrong Shawn? If there's anything you're having trouble with, then tell me!

(Jo and Molly row past them)

Jo: His giant girlfriend on the other team dumped him.

Leonard: Oh…

Shawn: I tried to tell her how I really feel, but she just pushed me aside.

Leonard: Hmm… Oh! I know! (Pulls out a bottle with a liquid in it out of his pocket) Just have her drink this!

Shawn: What is it?

Leonard: It's a love potion! I made it myself.

Jo: You can't be serious right?

Leonard: I am serious! If she drinks it and makes eye contact with you, then she'll love you again!

Shawn: (Takes the "love potion" from Leonard's hand) Are you sure this will work?

Leonard: Trust me! I know it will!

(Confessional: Leonard)

Leonard: I once tried it on a girl at school before. Although she looked at a different man after she drank it. Haven't seen her again ever since.

(Confessional Ends)

(Commercial Break)

(Cuts to Jasmine and Topher rowing)

Topher: And that's how I became a Chris McLean fanboy. I even dressed up as him for Halloween once. Then some people actually thought that I was the REAL him and a lot of people were asking for my autograph and-

Jasmine: Hey! We need to focus! If our team loses, Amy is sure to vote me or Samey off!

Topher: Why would Amy vote for you?

Jasmine: Uh, nevermind! (They notice fog around them) That's odd, I don't remember there being fog in the summertime.

(Cuts to Mike and Zoey rowing towards the fog)

Mike: Woah! I can't see anything! (Gasps and turns into Chester)

Chester: Gah! Dang fog removing my eyesight! Not that it couldn't be that bad anyways!

(The campers all row towards the fog. The scene cuts to the map Chris showed earlier)

Chris' voice: You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake… to BOOOONEY ISLAAAAAND! (Map fades to Boney Island. A scary island with a giant skull in the center. The campers all row to shore and look around the island terrified)

Zoey: Well, looks like we're here.

Rodney: It doesn't look so bad.

(A creature wailing is heard across the island. Dave squeaks and hops back into his canoe)

Dave: Okay, I think I had enough here. Can we go home now?

Sky: Dave, we have to do this for the team. So please, follow me. I'll stay by your side no matter what.

Dave: Okay Sky. I trust you

(Dave and Sky raise their canoes above their heads and starts running into the haunted forest)

Dawn: (Looks around) I sense dangerous creatures living here. We better be careful.

Scott: Why should we listen to you? You're obviously trying to get us to lose.

Amy: Does it even matter? Our team is gonna win anyways because you have lost four times in a row already!

Molly: Don't jump to conclusions Little Miss Goodie-Goodie. We're still a team.

(The bass lift up their canoes and run into the forest)

Amy: Ugh, Goodie Goodie? That's what SAMEY is. Not me! Anyways, come on people, let's go!

(The gophers all lift up their canoes. Cameron struggles to lift up his canoe)

Cameron: Canoe…so…heavy!

Amy: Are you even trying?

Cameron: Yes I… (grunts) am!

(Sam easily picks up his canoe with Cameron hanging on. The gophers then run into the woods. The campers run through the scary woods. Zoey looks around and notices several skulls around her as well as Sam. Cuts to Dawn running with her canoe. Her pet bunny hops onto her shoulder and whispers something in her ear)

Dawn: What's that little one? A terrible creature is approaching?

(Just then, a tree falls down blocking the campers' path. Dave then gasps in horror. Just then, yellow eyes pop out of the bushes. Brick screams in fear)

Brick: S-soldiers! I think I s-saw something!

(Just then, beavers with tusks pop out of the bushes and surround the campers)

Dave: (Screams) MONSTER BEAVERS!

(The campers all scream and run away from the beavers)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Is this even real life anymore? Am I dreaming? And is this all a nightmare? Because I don't think I've ever seen beavers in real life who look like that!

(Confessional: Chris)

Chris: A remnant of the Pleistocene Era, the woolly beaver is a day-active rodent indigenous to Boney Island. Oh, yeah, and they're meat eaters!

(Confessional Ends)

(The gophers all run away from the beavers who chase after them. They pass a bear who is rubbing its back against a tree. The bear then notices the beavers chasing the campers looking confused. It then puts some glasses on and looks around. The gophers continue to run from the beavers)

Topher: Uh, guys! There's a dead end up ahead!

Dave: We're doomed.

Zoey: No! I'm too young to die!

(The gophers all stop in a puddle. They turn around and notice the beavers all approach the gophers but then gag and cover their noses and slowly crawl away)

Dave: Huh? Why are they leaving?

Sky: (Sniffs) Bleck! What's that smell?

Brick: (Looks down at his boots) Ha! Looks like my boots scared them off!

Amy: Well you should TAKE them off before I do it for you! I'm not smelling those for the rest of the trip!

Sammy: You could always ignor-

Amy: SHUT UP SAMEY!

(Suddenly, a bunch of giant geese surround the campers)

Chester: Dang kids with their bickering! Now we're about to die here!

(Cuts to the gophers all screaming and running away from the geese)

Amy: This is all your fault Samey!

Sammy: Me? You were the one who was shouting!

Amy: Don't you dare talk back to me!

(They pass the same bear from earlier. He then looks annoyed and breaks his glasses in two)

Sky: Someone do something!

Dave: Uh, hey geese look! There's a free bread stand over there!

(The geese then stop and turn around excitedly. The gophers stop and the bass run past them)

Dawn: (To Dave) I didn't know you were a goose whisperer!

Amy: Hey worry about yourself Tree-hugger!

Dave: Uh, yeah, I'm not even into her! I'm into someone else! (Smiles at Sky who gives a weirded out face)

Sky: Uh, no time! We have to move now!

(The gophers run off. Cuts to the bass in front of a fork in the woods)

Shawn: Which way should we go?

Scott: Why don't we ask the tree-hugger here? Not that it matters anyways because we all know she'll make us go the wrong way.

Dawn: Hmmm… I say we go right!

Molly: It IS a wider path. Let's roll!

Scott: If we lose, we all know who we're gonna vote for. (Smirks at Dawn who winces. Cuts to the gophers approaching the fork)

Sammy: Looks like the Bass are going right!

Jasmine: Then we should go left! Come on mates! Let's go!

(Cuts to the gophers walking nervously in the forest. Amy is dragging her sister by the arm while she is carrying her canoe. Cuts to Chester, Zoey, Dave and Sky walking next to each other. Suddenly, Dave and Zoey start to sink)

Dave: Uh, guys? I think I'm shrinking!

Zoey: Uh… uh oh! Dave, we're not shrinking, we're SINKING!

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Okay, how am I supposed to know what quicksand looks like? It looks just like sand! I hope Zoey knows that too.

(Confessional: Zoey)

Zoey: I was too busy thinking about Mike and what was up with his characters, that I didn't watch where I was going! Maybe going left was a bad idea…

(Confessional: Chris)

Chris: (Laughing) Can you believe they fell for that?! Haha, I set it up, but I didn't think anyone would walk into it! Haha, that's just great! (Laughing)

(Confessional Ends)

Sky: (Gasps) Dave! I'll save you!

Zoey: (Still sinking in the quicksand) Mike! Help me! MIIIIKE!

(Chester gasps and turns back into Mike)

Mike: (Gasps) Zoey! I'll save you!

(Sky and Mike rush to save Dave and Zoey)

Sky: (Reaches out her hand) Dave, take my hand!

Mike: (Reaches out his hand) Zoey, take my hand!

(Dave and Zoey grab onto their hands just as they're about to sink. Mike and Sky pull them out of the quicksand. The rest of the gophers all cheer for them (Except for Amy). Mike, Zoey, Dave and Sky all pant with exhaustion)

Zoey: Thanks Mike! You're my hero! (Hugs Mike)

Mike: You're welcome! (Blushes)

Dave: Hey, you saved me!

Sky: (Blushes) Well, you did save me during the dodgeball challenge so… I kinda owe you one…

(Dave and Sky both smile at each other)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: Just because I saved Dave doesn't mean I like him… (Stops for a second) Okay I like him! He is kinda cute… But I don't wanna tell him just yet. I will tell Dave that I like him after I win. Also, I have a boyfriend back home named Keith who I wanted to break up with before I left for this show, but I didn't have enough time. After I win, I will also break up with my former boyfriend.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Sky walking out of the confessional. Amy peeks out from behind the confessional grinning evilly. She then reveals a tape recorder in her hand from behind the confessional)

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: I caught it all on tape. (Plays the tape recorder)

Sky's voice: I have a boyfriend back home named Keith

Amy: (Stops the tape recorder) That athlete is going down.

(Confessional Ends)

Dave: So, Sky? What was the "but" you were gonna tell me?

Sky: Oh, uh...

(Amy angrily walking towards Dave, Sky, Mike and Zoey)

Amy: Hey, is your little tea party over yet? Good. Become we're STILL in the middle of a challenge here!

Zoey: Okay, okay. Take it easy.

(The gophers all lift up their canoes)

Brick: Move out!

(The gophers run off. Cuts to the Bass still walking in the woods)

Molly: (Gasps) Look! We made it!

(The bass all cheer (Except for Scott who growls) they all run towards the beach and place their canoes by the shore with their oars. The gophers arrive and gasp)

Amy: (Growls and turns to Mike, Zoey, Dave and Sky) This is YOUR fault you know!

Zoey: Hey, take it easy!

Dave: Um… sorry?

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: This is kinda the reason why I wanna tell Dave my feelings AFTER I win…

(Confessional Ends)

Amy: Ugh, nevermind, what do we do now?

(Chris arrives in a helicopter)

Chris: Welcome back campers! Your next step is to build a huge fire judged by me!

Amy: Ooh! This should be easy! SAMEY! (Sammy walks up to her) Go with Jasmine and get some firewood! Now!

Sammy: (Looks around) I don't see any.

Amy: Then use sticks or something, I don't know! Just get some, now!

(Cuts the bass setting up their fire. Jo is banging rocks together while Shawn is rubbing a stick together. Cuts to Cameron walking towards his team's fire and takes off his glasses)

Cameron: Hmm… if I angle my glasses within the right corner of the sun then… (Suddenly, a fire is started with the light from Cameron's glasses) voila!

Chris: (From the helicopter) And the Screaming Gophers take the lead!

(Cuts to Rodney walking towards the bushes looking for firewood. He then notices a wooden tiki doll on the ground)

(FLASHBACK)

Chris: If you take anything off the island, You'll be cursed FOREVEEEEEEEEEER!

Rodney: Did I miss anything?

Chris: Canoes.

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

(Rodney then picks up the tiki doll and smiles)

Rodney: Amy is going to love this gift.

Amy: What gift?

Rodney: (Puts the tiki doll in his pocket and holds up some sticks in front of Amy who is glaring at him) Uh… more firewood! For a lovely angel like-

Amy: (Growls and snatches the sticks from Rodney's hand) Just gimme that! (She and Rodney walk back over towards their team)

(Confessional: Rodney)

Rodney: I can't let Amy know about my gift just yet. I have to find the right moment to present it to her.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Jasmine and Sammy collecting more sticks)

Sammy: Hey Jasmine, I have a quick question.

Jasmine: Hm? What is it?

Sammy: Now that we no longer have an alliance anymore, how are we gonna get Amy out of here now?

Jasmine: (Sighs) Maybe if we lose a challenge, we can try to convince the team to vote her off. But like I said, we're not going to purposely throw challenges just to eliminate her. So for now, we're just gonna have to deal with her. Sorry Sheila. (Walks back to their fire. Sammy then sighs sadly)

(Confessional: Sammy)

Sammy: I can't just let Amy torment me until we lose a challenge! (Sighs) But if Jasmine says it, then I should probably just deal with it. For now…

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to the Bass looking at the fire)

Jo: This fire isn't big enough.

Sugar: This has to be bigger than my farm back home! We have to get more wood!

(Scott smirks to himself)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: This is my chance to convince the rest of the team that Dawn REALLY is a traitor! I had it all planned out.

(Confessional Ends)

Scott: Everyone else, go get some more wood! I'll try to find some more wood myself!

Scott: (Walks up to Dawn with fire wood in his hand) Hey Dawn, I got you some more wood.

Dawn: Hm? Oh. Thank you.

(Dawn takes the wood from Scott's hand and walks towards the fire. Scott grins evilly and runs towards the canoes. He then picks up all the oars and throws them. Right as Dawn places the wood Scott gave her into the fire, all the oars land into the fire right in front of her. All the bass members turn around and gasp as they see Dawn in front of the fire with all their oars burning in the fire. Scott walks up to Dawn)

Scott: Nice going Dawn! Now how are we supposed to get home?

(The bass all glare at Dawn who winces. Cuts back to the gophers looking at their fire)

Jasmine: Okay, how are we gonna make this bigger?

Cameron: Hmm…

Zoey: I have some of this on me. (Pulls out a hairspray out of her pocket)

Cameron: Uh, isn't that Anne Maria's hair spray?

Zoey: Yep.

Sam: Where did you get it?

Zoey: I found a can of it that fell out of Jo's pocket when she wasn't looking. I was going to give it back to her, but after she kissed Mike, I was going to use it as revenge against her.

Mike: Um, what?

Brick: That can is flammable right?

Zoey: (Reading the back of it) It says on the back that it is. Well, everyone stand back and find out.

(The gophers all step back from the fire. Zoey then tosses the can into the fire causing a huge explosion. Chris flies back from the explosion. The bass all look shocked at the gophers huge fire)

Chris: We have our fire-building winner! Point for the Gophers!

(Zoey coughs)

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: I gotta find out where I can get hairspray like that. If I tried some of that on me then I will for sure look better than Samey.

(Confessional Ends)

Chris: Alright everyone! For our last challenge, you must paddle back to camp with your partner! And… go!

(The gophers all walk back to their canoes. Cuts to the Bass all glaring at Dawn)

Dawn: Friends, you must listen to me! I was framed!

Jo: Forget that! We're done listening to your stories! (Turns to Molly) See? I told you she was a traitor!

Molly: Well I told YOU not to jump to conclusions!

Scott: Actually, I told all of you that she was a traitor. And now, we have our target for elimination tonight! (Smirks at Dawn who sighs)

Shawn: We should focus on getting home now!

Jo: HOW? We don't have any paddles thanks to SOMEONE (Glares at Dawn)

Leonard: I got it! (Clears throat) We are stranded on an island that could be possessed by hell, so cast a teleportation spell! (Nothing happens)

Molly: Okay, anyone got any better ideas?

(Topher and Jasmine row past them)

Topher: You guys COULD have someone push your canoes from behind. (Jasmine gasps) One time, my family was stuck in the middle of the ocean when we went on a fishing trip because our boat's engine died and I was scared, because then I wouldn't get to meet my idol Chris McLean. So my Dad went behind our boat and started pushing us to shore. It was tough work so me and my sister went down there to help him and-

Jasmine: (Covers Topher's mouth) NOT! ANOTHER! WORD! FROM YOU MATE!

Topher: Okay okay, let's get back to camp)

(Jasmine and Topher row back to camp)

Shawn: Hey! That might work! So who's gonna push us?

Sugar: Well duh, it should be me! I'm a great swimmer, and one time, I pushed a tractor to-

Jo: Yeah, nice try Honey-big boned. But I'm doing it. I'm clearly the strongest person on the team.

Shawn: Yeah, she's right! Let's go Jo!

(The bass all walk towards the canoes)

Dawn: Wait! (Walks up to them and thinks for a second) I will do it!

(Confessional: Dawn)

Dawn: This is my chance to redeem myself after Scott framed me for sabotage. If I can win the challenge for my team, then I know that they'll see through!

(Confessional Ends)

Jo: (Chuckles) You're kidding right? Is this your attempt to say you're sorry? Because it isn't working. Plus, (Holds up Dawn's arms) those skinny arms aren't going to cut it!

Scott: Nice try fairy princess, but this is a REAL lady's work.

Dawn: But friends, please!

Molly: Sorry Dawn, but we have to have Jo do this or we'll never make it!

Shawn: Wait! Remember when Dawn successfully completed the push-up challenge with ease?

Molly: Wait! He's right! She told me that she learned how to perform all types of exercises! Maybe she has enough strength to push us back to camp!

Scott: (To himself) She better not…

Dawn: Yes. I'm also a good swimmer. I can easily push us back to camp.

Jo: Alright Nature-freak. We trust you. But if we lose, then you're going home. Understood? (Dawn nods) Good.

Ella: We believe in you Dawn!

Shawn: Yeah! You got this!

Leonard: Win this challenge for us and all!

Dawn: Thank you my brethren. Now, let's win this challenge!

(Cuts to all the Bass members in a canoe stacked up on top of other canoes. Suddenly, their canoes start moving very quickly. Dawn is quickly swimming to camp while easily pushing the canoes)

Bass (Except Scott): Woah!/Yeah!/You got this!/Go Dawn!

(They all pass the gophers who look shocked)

Amy: How is that possible?

(Chris then looks in the distance and sees the bass quickly arriving towards camp. They all fly across a rock like a ramp and fly over Chris. Suddenly, a loud crash noise is heard causing Chris to cringe)

Chris: The Bass are the winners!

Bass (Except Scott): Yeah!/Whoo-hoo!

Jo: Finally!

Scott: (Angrily) Great…

Jo: (To Dawn) You did good, Nature freak. You did good.

Ella: I never knew you were so strong!

Shawn: Go Dawn! You're the man! Kinda…

Dawn: Oh, don't mention it…

(Amy angrily walks up to Chris)

Amy: Wait a minute, you said that EVERY partner had to row!

Chris: I did, but technically the bass didn't have oars so… I'll allow it!

(Amy growls and storms off. Cuts to Jasmine glaring at Topher)

Jasmine: You cost us the game!

Topher: Hey hey take it easy! Wow, someone as tall as you really is intimidating.

Jasmine: (Growls) I'm gonna rip you a new-

Sammy: (Walks up to Jasmine) Jasmine, calm down!

Jasmine: (Breaths in and breaths out) Sorry. (Points to Topher) But you're still gonna pay!

(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. The gophers are all sitting around the campfire. Chris is holding a platter with 11 marshmallows on it)

Chris: And now, the always anxiety-inducing (Spins his platter) marshmallow ceremony. When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow. The person who doesn't get this marshmallow will walk off the Dock of Shame and take a ride on the Boat of Losers. Who's it gonna be? Let's find out right now! Zoey. (Zoey walks up and claims her marshmallow) Mike. (Mike walks up and claims his marshmallow) Dave. (Dave walks up and claims his marshmallow) Rodney. (Rodney walks up and claims his marshmallow) Brick. (Brick walks up and claims his marshmallow) Cameron. (Cameron walks up and claims his marshmallow) Sam. (Sam walks up and claims his marshmallow) Jasmine. (Jasmine walks up and claims her marshmallow) Amy and Samey! (Sammy tries to walk up and claim her marshmallows but Amy shoves her out of the way)

Amy: Me first!

(Amy runs up and claims her marshmallow. Sammy then walks up and claims her marshmallow. Sky and Topher look scared)

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(Sky looks relieved but Topher looks shocked. Sky walks up and claims her marshmallow)

Topher: What? Me? I can't go!

Jasmine: Sorry mate, but you gotta.

Dave: He didn't really do much while he was here.

Topher: Well, I don't care about the money, I just wanted to meet my idol, Chris McLean!

Chris: Awww thanks. Anyways Topher, the Dock of Shame awaits.

(Topher leaves the campfire but stops and turns to Chris)

Topher: Wait! Before I go, (Pulls out a piece of paper and a pencil) can I still get my autograph? (Chris takes the paper and pen and signs his name and hands it back to Topher) Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you!

Gophers: Just get on with it!

Topher: Okay, okay. I'm going.

(Topher leaves the campfire)

(FAREWELL TOPHER)

(Cuts to the campground with Jasmine sitting by her cabin. Just then, Leonard's "love potion" lands right in front of her. She then picks it up and looks at it)

Jasmine: Eh, what the heck.

(Jasmine then drinks the "love potion" and Shawn smiles. After Jasmine was finished with it, Shawn walked up to her)

Shawn: So, what did you think?

Jasmine: I THINK I remember telling you to stay away from me!

(Shawn sighs and walks back towards his cabin)

Jo: So, did you get your first kiss yet?

Shawn: I don't wanna talk about it.

Jo: See? Told you Gan-dull is full of crap!

Sugar: And I told YOU not to disrespect the wizard!

(Dawn exits her cabin but Molly drags her behind the cabin)

Molly: Dawn, I have to tell you something.

Dawn: Oh, what is it

Molly: I know about Scott (Dawn gasps) I mean, I think he was the one who destroyed our tent during the camping challenge, and threw the cat at Lightning during the Phobia Challenge, and burnt our oars during today's challenge! Why don't you just tell everyone now?

Dawn: (Sighs) I will tell them if we lose again. I just don't know what he's capable of. You understand, right?

Molly: (Sighs) Yes I do.

Scott: Whatcha ladies talking about?

Molly: Uh, nothing!

Scott: Hmph. Just making sure.

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: So the Punk Rocker is now on my chopping list.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Dave walking up to Sky)

Dave: Sky, I have a question to ask you.

Sky: Hm? What is it?

Dave: What was the "but" you were gonna tell me today? I never got to hear it.

Sky: Oh, that. Dave, I like you too. But-

(Amy grabs Sky by her arm and drags her into the cabin)

Amy: Come on Sky, we're going to bed.

(Dave sighs sadly. Amy then looks at Dave and then smirks)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Maybe she will tell me it tomorrow...

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: If I wanna break them up, then I can't let Sky tell that skinny little tadpole what the "but" is. Maybe I can make Dave think that the "but" was "but I have a boyfriend" since I caught Sky talking about her other boyfriend on tape. (Rubs her hands together evilly) Oh, the possibilities are endless.

(Confessional Ends)

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(Episode Ends)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: And that concludes a other episode! You probably expected Dawn to get voted off didn't you? Nope, the Bass losing 5 times in a row would get stale pretty fast. Also, in the original draft, I had Skave go the same way it did in canon, but then I decided to change it where Dave isn't the one who cuts off Sky when she's about to tell Dave about the "but". And now, Keith has been mentioned. How will Amy take advantage of this? Stay tuned to find out! Also, Topher's gone. Yep. This season wasn't really his time to shine, but I DO have plans for him in a future season of TDR, so stay tuned for that.

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VOTES:

Votes for Topher: Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Zoey

Votes for Sky: Amy, Topher

CURRENT STANDINGS:

28th. Max

27th. Staci

26th. Scarlett

25th. B

24th. Beardo

23rd. Lightning

22nd. Anne Maria

21st. Dakota

20th. Topher

CURRENT TEAMS:

Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Zoey

Killer Bass: Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar