READER RESPONSE! (sorry I haven't done these yet)
MrBlueguy: Why thank you. :)
avit.avrashi: This is actually my very first fic, so I was pretty inexperienced back when I wrote the first three episodes. I was actually thinking of actually going back and redoing the first three episodes so they're not copy and pasted from canon. As for Leonard staying too long in the game, I basically portrayed him as a Max like-joke character. Don't worry he's not gonna last much longer though.
Owashimoto: Again I first wrote this back when I was inexperience. I'll make sure future chapters won't have too much copy and pasting. As for the 28 characters, I just wanted to take a previous concept and add ALL the characters from Revenge and Pahkitew. I could argue that Staci and Beardo don't have much to them. Leonard however, I think he DOES have potential.
WoollyLamb: I WAS thinking about restarting from scratch, but then I thought that I could improve as I progress through the story. Plus, I have a friend of mine now who's helping me write the next few chapters.
Guest: Thanks!
Total Drama Island Reassigned: Paintball Deer Hunter
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Scott tried to frame Dawn about eighty times in an attempt to get her voted off. However, thanks to Dawn's unexpected strength, she led the Killer Bass to victory. Thus, foiling Scott's plans. The Killer Bass have finally won a challenge after losing four times in a row. And the Gophers were the big ol losers. In the end, my biggest fan of all time Topher was voted off due to him making the dumb mistake of giving the Bass the idea of pushing their canoes back to camp. However, one Gopher may have secretly done something even stupider when he brought home a creepy stick statue voodoo thingy from the deadly haunted island. Will Rodney live to regret his gift for Amy? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? (Chris' teeth shine) Find out here on Total. Drama. Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the boy's side of the gopher cabin. Suddenly, Brick's alarm clock goes off waking everyone up)
Sam: Argh! Not again!
Rodney: WHYYYYY DAD? WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL!
(Mike screams and falls out of bed and his shirt gets caught on a piece of wood ripping it off. He gasps and turns into Vito)
Vito: Ayo, what's with all the noise? Is there a party up in here?
(Amy angrily kicks the door open and walks into the boy's cabin. She grabs Brick's alarm clock and throws it on the floor, breaking it. She then repeatedly stomps on it multiple times, breaking it even more)
Brick: Hey! How am I supposed to wake up now? I have to be ready out there!
Amy: Well SOME people here need some sleep! And YOU are preventing me from having it! (Shoves Brick)
Dave: Uh, Amy? This is cabin is for boys onl-
Amy: (Angrily points to Dave) Zip it, Stringbean! (Angrily storms off)
Rodney: Wait, Amy! I have- wait nevermind I don't think this is the right time.
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: (Holding the Tiki Doll from Boney Island) I have to find the right moment to present this to Amy. If I show it to her at the wrong time then she'll turn it down!
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy angrily storms into the girl's side of the Gophers cabin. All the girls stare at her)
Sky: Yeesh, what was that all about?
Amy: Those boys are a real pain in the butt! Anyways, I'm in the mood for a shower. Samey! (Sammy wakes up) Warm up the shower for me! NOW! And remember!
Sammy: (Tired) Not too hot this time… I know… (Amy walks out of the cabin) Girls, go to the bathroom while you're still at it. Amy likes to take long showers…
Zoey: (Yawns) How long though?
Sammy: I don't know? Sometimes it takes 20 minutes.
Sky: Oh, okay then. I better go now before it's too late.
(All the girls walk out of the cabin. Cuts to Dave sitting near his cabin smiling dreamily. Mike walks up and sits by him)
Mike: Uh, hey Dave! What's up?
Dave: Huh? Oh, nothing Mike. I'm just excited about what Sky is going to say to me next.
Mike: Really? What did she say?
Dave: She said "I like you too, but…" Then Amy cut her off and she hasn't finished her sentence yet. So the "but" could mean anything! Maybe it was "I like you too, but even more than you like me"
Mike: Uh-huh. But I think Sky wants to focus on the game. So the "but" could be "But I want to focus on the competition".
Dave: Now Mike, you shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Mike: Don't you wanna focus on the competition too? I think the prize is $100,000.
Dave: I don't care about the 100 grand…
(Mike looks at him awkwardly)
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: Okay, okay. When I first got here, I was all about the money and didn't care about friends. But after I met Sky, well… Things kinda changed…
(Confessional Ends)
Mike: Uh, right! Yeah! I'm… (Points) gonna go over there. (Walks off to the direction he pointed in. Cuts to the Bass cabin with Scott writing on a piece of paper. Dawn walks up to him while glaring)
Dawn: What are you writing there Scott? (Tries to peek at what Scott is writing but Scott immediately pulls it away from him)
Scott: I'm writing none of your business.
Dawn: It IS my business! Tell me at once!
Scott: I'm telling you to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Now leave me alone!
Dawn: Not until you tell me what you are writing.
(Scott walks away from Dawn and takes his paper with him)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: What I AM writing is my current plan on who I'm gonna vote out. (Shows his paper has a list of all the Killer Bass members on it in a certain order. Dawn is at the top, Molly is in the top middle, Jo is in the bottom middle and Leonard, Shawn, Ella and Sugar are all at the bottom) My first plan is to get rid of Dawn. I know she's onto me so I must dispose of her before she exposes me. Molly goes next after her because after overhearing her the other night talking with Dawn, I found out that she knows about my plan. Then Jo goes next because she's another big threat. Like Amy said, if I don't get rid of her soon, then she'll be too strong for me to beat later. As for everyone else, I'll focus on picking them off after I'm done dealing with those three scoundrels. And that's my current strategy. Those fools won't know what hit 'em.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to all the female gophers walking towards the communal bathroom. Just then, Amy runs into the communal bathroom and slams the door in the girls' faces. Sammy falls over knocking down the rest of the girls like dominos)
Sammy: Well, we tried.
Amy: Samey! The water's too cold! Make it warmer! NOW!
(Sammy sighs and walks into the communal bathroom)
Zoey: I hope this 20 minutes won't take long…
(Cuts to 20 minutes later with all the female Gophers holding it in. All the female Bass are also lined up behind them holding it in)
Sugar: Now what's taking so long?
Sammy: My sister needs her private time.
Molly: Seriously? How much longer is she gonna be in there for?
Sammy: I don't know, it could still be a while
Jasmine: Ugh! I'm seriously thinking about doing my business in the confessional.
Sky: Please don't.
Dawn: You can always go in the woods if you like. Mother nature's wonderful creatures don't need a bathroom to do their business.
Jo: That's disgusting.
Sugar: Yeah! Last time I went in the woods, I got my rear all itchy!
Ella: (Singing) We are waiting for the sister to be done with the shower. So why don't we take our time and smell the beautiful flowers?
Sugar: (Growls) SHUT! YOUR! SONG! HOLE!
Ella: (Sighs) Alright…
Jo: You know what, I'm going in. I don't even care. (Walks into the communal bathroom)
Amy: (From inside) GET OUT! (Tosses Jo out and slams the door in front of them)
Jo: Nevermind. I'm doing what Nature freak suggested. (Walks off into the woods)
Zoey: Same. (Follows Jo. Sky, Jasmine, Sugar and Dawn tag along)
Sammy: (Knocks on the door) Uh, sis? Are you almost done in there?
Amy: Oh, Samey, good you're still here. My back is peeling! Put lotion on it! Now!
(Sammy sighs and walks into the communal bathroom)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Maybe I should stop letting Amy treat me like a slave. I've got to get my teammates to know about her true colors!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Loudspeaker ringing)
Chris: I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Meet me at the campfire pit in three minutes!
(Cuts to the campground)
Shawn: Another challenge? (Turns to Scott) What do you think it'll be?
Scott: (Rolls up his list) Don't know, don't care. (Drags Shawn by the ear) Come on Wizard Kid, it's challenge time. (Leonard follows Scott and Shawn to the campfire pit)
(Cuts to all the campers sitting down at Campfire pit. Mike and Zoey sit next to each other and smile. Dave sits next to Sky and smiles at her. Sky blushes. Shawn walks near Jasmine and sits by her. Jasmine glares at Shawn and walks off. Shawn then sighs sadly. Leonard sits down and Ella sits next to him. Sugar rushes in and shoves Ella out of the way and sits next to Leonard. Chris walks up to the campers)
Chris: Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!
Scott: No. (Dawn glares at him. Sugar raises her hand and Chris sighs)
Chris: I knew you were gonna ask about breakfast Sugar, so I prepared some food for you before we started the challenge. (Pulls out a can of beans from his pocket) Incoming! (Tosses the can of beans. They fly towards Sugar and she catches them)
Sugar: Uh, actually I was gonna ask if there's time for me to go potty.
Zoey: Some of us didn't get to go this morning.
Jasmine: We can all blame SOMEONE for that. (Glares at Amy)
Amy: Oh, get over it you babies.
Chris: (Holding a box full of cans of beans) Anyways, these cans of beans here are breakfast. (Tosses cans of beans to the campers. Jasmine, Sammy and Amy all catch them)
Amy: Um, no. Breakfast is waffles, pancakes, french toast, and that prison food Chef serves us!
Chef: (From off screen) I heard that!
Ella: (Singing) Beans, beans. The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…
Sugar: (Runs up to Ella and shoves her) Shush it missy! I should be singing that song! Because beans are YUUUUUUUMY!
Jo: (Tosses her can of beans at Sugar and it hits Sugar in the head knocking her out) Then here, take em! I don't want them!
Rodney: I love baked beans! I eat 'em all the time at home!
Amy: Oh cool! It would be cool if anybody asked!
(Rodney sighs. He turns around and looks at his tiki doll and sheds a tear Amy walks up behind him)
Amy: Um, whatcha got there?
Rodney: (Puts away his tiki doll and turns to Amy) Uh, nothing! Just… (Pulls out a can of beans) more beans!
(Amy looks at him weirded out)
(Confessional: Rodney)
(Rodney sighs sadly)
(Confessional Ends)
Sugar: If anyone here has beans they don't want then let me know! I'll have 'em! (Ella offers Sugar her can of beans but Sugar smacks them out of Ella's hands) Not from you missy! Yours are spoiled and rotten! (Ella sighs and walks off)
Scott: Can you explain the challenge now? I've heard nothing but "beans" for the last ten seconds.
Chris: Alright already! Today's challenge is about survival. (Pulls out a paintball gun) We're going hunting.
(Dawn and Ella gasp)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I can't believe it! Hunting down innocent creatures is a sin I shall never forgive! (Dawn's rabbit hops up onto her shoulder) Mother-nature's creatures must be treated with all care and respect. (Holds her rabbit and snuggles it with her head)
(Confessional Ends)
Cameron: (Walks up to Chris) Um, isn't that a paintball gun?
Chris: Why yes Cameron! (Aims his gun at Cameron) It is! (Shoots Cameron)
Molly: Didn't we already have a laser tag challenge?
Dave: We don't need another "Shoot the other players" challenge.
Chris: This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. (Dawn looks terrified) Relax Dawn, we WON'T be killing anything. I'll explain the teams and rules once we get into the woods. So… finish breaky!
(Sugar burps and all the campers turn to see her covered in sauce and surrounded by empty bean cans)
Sugar: YUUUUUUUMY! (Empties her can) Oh come on! Don't hold out on the beans! I know you've got more!
Ella: (Walks up to Sugar holding her can of beans) I still got mine Sugar if you want-
Sugar: (Smacks the can of beans out of Ella's hand) I said none from you! Now get lost!
(Jo and Molly look at each other awkwardly)
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: That girl is kinda creeping me out…
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to all the campers in the woods in front of Chris who is standing behind a wall holding eight paintball guns colored Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Cyan, Purple and Pink)
Chris: Alright, so here's how it's going to work. There will be two rounds. Followed by a tie-breaker if necessary. One team will be the hunters, and the other will be the deer. (Cameron raises his hand) Yes Cameron?
Cameron: Um, why not have some players on each team be hunters and the other be deer?
Chris: That was GOING to be the plan, but then I thought that wouldn't be fair to those who wanted to be hunters AND it would be too similar to the laser tag challenge. The only other difference is that there's no fog (Shawn sighs in relief) and the score is depending on how many times you splat someone rather than eliminating the other team's players. Since the Killer Bass won the last challenge, they'll be the hunters for this round! So, pick your guns! (Jo grabs the red gun, Ella grabs the pink gun, Shawn grabs the orange gun, Dawn grabs the green gun and sighs sadly, Molly grabs the blue gun, Scott grabs the yellow gun, Leonard grabs the cyan gun and Sugar grabs the purple gun)
Shawn: I have a lot of skills with a paintball gun after practicing with one when preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
Jasmine: (Glaring at Shawn) And I know you have a lot of skills with a LASER TAG gun mate!
(Shawn sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Why hasn't Jasmine forgiven me yet? I know I messed up, but I would never want to hurt her again! Maybe I should just say I'm sorry…
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: (Puts on a camouflage cap and orange visor) You also get these styling glasses and wicked camo cap! Screaming Gophers, you're now deer! (Holds up a set of deer antlers and red nose) Here are your antlers, noses, and… (Turns around and shakes a deer tail attached to him) little while tails!
Sam: So wait, you want us to dress up as furries?
Zoey: What's a furry?
Sam: Oh, uh… it's nothing! (Smiles sheepishly while Zoey looks at him awkwardly)
(Confessional: Sam)
Sam: Seriously though, don't look up what a furry is. Last time I did, I got a horrific image stuck in my head for weeks!
(Confessional Ends)
Dawn: (Glaring at Chris) Where did you happen to find those antlers and tail?
Chris: Oh, don't worry. We didn't kill actual deer to get them. We bought them at a costume store. (Takes off the deer tail) Okay this is kinda embarrassing to wear. (Turns to the gophers) Anyways, put these on, gophers!
Amy: No way! I'm not wearing that!
Jasmine: I hate to agree with her, but I agree!
Dave: I really don't wanna be a deer… (Chris slaps a pair of antlers, visor, and red nose on him)
Chris: If you take these off then you're disqualified!
(Chris slaps a deer tail on him. Dave then gives an embarrassed look. Jo then laughs at him)
Dave: (Turns to Jo) What is so funny?
Jo: Oh, nothing… Bambi! (Honks his deer nose and smirks)
Dave: (Angrily points to Jo) You better be a good shot, okay… uh… Mrs. Meanie Pants?
(Jo glares at him causing him to back off in fear)
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: I'm not good with zingers.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: You have five minutes to go hide before the bass hunts you down!
Amy: (Wearing the deer outfit. She takes off her nose) I'm sure this will look good on SAMEY! (Smirks at her sister. She then takes her nose and tosses it at Sammy causing it to land in her mouth and choke on it. Jasmine immediately performs the heimlich maneuver on her and she spits out the nose causing it to land on the ground. She then picks it up and looks at it)
Sammy: Um, this is yours
Amy: Not anymore since you've got your gross saliva on it! (Amy takes the nose from Sammy's hand and slaps it on her real nose. She then takes off antlers, visor and tail and slaps them on Sammy) Now get going!
Chris: (Slaps a new set of antlers, visor, nose and tail on Amy) Uh-uh-uh. You don't go until I blow the air horn. (Blows air horn and the gophers run off. Dave suddenly stops and turns to Chris)
Dave: Wait, I have a question! There are no bears in the forest unlike last time, right?
Chris: I don't know, maybe there will be, maybe there won't be. (Dave gulps)
Sky: (Walks up to Dave) Don't worry about it Dave. I'm sure there won't be any.
Dave: Okay then. I believe you.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Whenever Dave is worried about something, I usually like to calm him down to get his head in the game.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sky walking out of the confessional. Amy peeks behind the confessional and smirks)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: I'm gonna take that as a sign of (Mocking Sky) "I'm exploiting Dave's love for me so I can win!" (Normal voice) Breaking these two up is gonna be easy!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to all the gophers walking in the woods)
Cameron: I think a good strategy is to split up. If we all stick together then the bass will easily find us
Zoey: Good idea Cam! Hey Mike, wanna go hide together?
Mike: Huh? Oh, (Blushes) sure!
(Mike and Zoey hold hands and walk off into the woods Amy stops near a rock and grabs Sammy's arm)
Sammy: Hey!
Amy: Not so fast, you're staying here with me and you're going to protect me the whole game!
Sammy: (Sighs) Fine…
Jasmine: (Walks up to them) Actually, me and Samey planned to um… get you some berries! Yes! That's it!
Sammy: Um, yes! We'll be right back!
(Jasmine and Sammy run off)
Amy: Hey, get back here you too! Ugh. Nevermind. I am starving anyway. But berries aren't going to be enough.
(Cuts to Jasmine and Sammy walking in the woods)
Sammy: Wait, are we ditching her?
Jasmine: Yep. If you stay with her back there then you'll be an easy target.
Sammy: Oh, that's right! Nice thinking Jasmine. I owe you one.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: I hate watching Amy mistreat Samey and treat her like her slave. So I'm always there to save Samey from that little witch.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the loudspeaker)
Chris: (The loudspeaker) Killer Bass! Start your paintballs! Game on!
Sugar: YEE-HAW! LET'S CATCH THEM CRITTERS!
(Sugar, Shawn, Molly, Jo, Leonard and Scott all put on their visors. While Ella and Dawn drops their guns and lower their heads looking sad)
Jo: Ugh, now what?
Scott: What do you think? They're sad because they're gonna be "hunting innocent creatures." Is that another form of sabotage Dawn? And are you siding with her, Ella?
Ella: (Sighs) Deer are my friends. I would never wanna hunt them down!
Sugar: Well I'm sure you would wanna hunt me down!
Shawn: (Walks up to Dawn and Ella) Dawn, Ella, you do realize that this is all just pretend and it's just paint?
Dawn: Yes, but still. Hunting innocent creatures is still a sin I will never forgive!
Jo: Oh put a sock in it! They're not "real deer" they're just people dressed up like deer!
Molly: Hold up guys, I've got this. (Walks up to Dawn and Ella) So, you two know that the Gophers are the deer this round right? So this means you get to… like… hit Amy.
Dawn: Oh that's right! Amy's a deer!
(Dawn puts on her visor and holds up her gun and walks off)
Ella: Huh, what's wrong with Amy?
Molly: I think a better question is "What ISN'T wrong with Amy." She's a complete bitch and she's always threatening us. She won't even let us go five feet near members of the other team.
Jo: (Walks up to Ella and Molly) Well duh, they're the enemy.
Dawn: (Walks back to Ella, Jo and Molly) It's not only that, Amy's a terrible human being! Just look at her aura!
Scott: Are we gonna hunt people down or are we just gonna have a tea party? Come on guys.
(Scott walks off. Everyone else follows him. Cuts to Cameron splashing himself with a yellow liquid. Rodney and Sky walk up to him)
Rodney: What are you doing?
Cameron: Dousing myself with urine so I can hide my scent from the other players.
Rodney: Oh, okay. (Rodney's eyes widen) Wait, urine? Isn't that-
Sky: (Sighs) The scientific word for pee.
Rodney: Gross!
Cameron: Now all I have to do is hide in the bushes so the Bass won't detect me. (Jumps into the bushes)
Rodney: Um, you got anymore pee on you?
Sky: Um… I'm gonna go find Dave. (Runs off)
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: I think Dave is right. Some of the boys on my team are kinda weird… Like Rodney always falls in love with all the girls and Mike is… well Mike. But Dave is perfect. Too perfect. He's cute and has nice hair and… Wait! I need to focus on the competition. Not date boys.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass walking in the woods. Suddenly, Shawn runs off)
Molly: Um, where are you going?
Shawn: To find Jasmine! I need to tell her I'm sorry! (Runs off into the woods)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: I will find Jasmine, say sorry to her, and then tell her how I really feel.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Dave sitting on a rock dreamily sniffing a flower. He then sneezes. Sky runs up to him)
Sky: Dave! There you are!
Dave: Oh, Sky! Glad you found me! (Hands Sky the flower) Here, I picked this for you.
Sky: Um, thanks.
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: I could've picked more for her, but that was the only flower I could find. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. Hopefully she'll accept it.
(Confessional Ends)
Dave: Hey Sky! Wanna go hide togeth… (Sneezes. Sky gasps The Bass then hear the sneeze. Molly shushes the other bass and her and Jo run up to hind behind the bushes.) Sorry. Allergies.
Sky: I would like to Dave but… I need to tell you something important. It's about our relationship.
Dave: (Eyes widen and smiles) Uh-huh?
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: This could be the part where she tells me what the "but" is!
(Confessional Ends)
Sky: Dave listen. You didn't get to hear it the last time, so I should tell you now. (Inhales and exhales. Dave gasps excitedly) Dave, I like you. But… (Suddenly, several red and blue paintballs are fired at Sky. She screams while Dave looks shocked and runs off) Dave! Where are you going? (Jo laughs and she and Molly run off) Ugh! (Storms off. Cuts back to Amy sitting on a rock in the forest impatiently waiting for Jasmine and Sammy)
Amy: Ugh! What is taking them so long? (Storms off to find them)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: I swear, if that was just an excuse to keep Samey away from me, I'm going to make her and Jasmine's lives miserable!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Mike and Zoey walking in the woods)
Mike: You look kinda cute when you're wearing those.
Zoey: (Blushes and giggles) Thanks…
(Dave runs past them and bumps into Zoey knocking her over)
Zoey: Hey!
Dave: Sorry!
(Zoey gets up from off of the ground and dusts herself off)
Mike: (Gasps) Molly and Jo are here! Hide!
(Mike and Zoey hide behind a bush. Molly and Jo then run past the bush. Mike and Zoey then peek out from behind the bush)
Mike: Phew! That was a close one!
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: Not only is Mike so sweet, he's also so caring and saves my butt whenever we're in trouble. Mike, if you're watching this, me and my butt, thank you.
(Confessional Ends)
(Sky walks up to them angrily covered in red and blue paint)
Zoey: Oh, hey Sky! Wow. They really got you good.
Sky: You think? Have you guys seen Dave?
Mike: I think he ran off this way. (Points to the right. Sky then runs off)
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Why would Dave just leave me there like that? That's not what a good boyfriend would do. (Stops for a moment) If he was my boyfriend. (Sighs) Come on Sky. You already admitted that you like him. So stop trying to hide it!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Rodney walking in the woods)
Rodney: (Calling out) Uh, hello? Amy? Are you there? (Sees Amy standing in front of him and stops walking)
Amy: SHUT! UP!
Rodney: Oh, uh… Amy! I finally found you. I wanted to tell you that I have-
Amy: Whatever it is, I really don't care. (Walks off) I have more important things to focus on.
Rodney: (Sighs) You're right. (Walks off) Not the right moment.
(Cuts to Leonard and Scott walking in the forest)
Leonard: And that is when our party battled he who shall not be named!
Scott: And I am he who shall not care! Now be quiet!
Leonard: But I'm not done yet! So me and my party cast a powerful spell that- (Leonard and Scott hear buzzing and stop and look down. They see a beehive with bees buzzing around it) Hey, isn't that a beehive?
Scott: Yep! (Picks up the beehive) Think fast! (Slams the beehive on Leonard's head causing him to drop his gun, scream and run around. Scott then snickers and walks off. Suddenly, a bee stings him off screen)
Scott: Ow!
Leonard: Fireball! Lightning bolt! Blizzard! You shall not pass!
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: That ought to keep him quiet for a while.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Jasmine and Sammy hiding behind a berry bush)
Sammy: How ironic is it that we told Amy that we were going to get her berries and now we're hiding behind a berry bush!
Amy: There you two are! (Gasps) I knew you were trying to get away from me!
Sammy: Uh, no! I… (Picks some blueberries from the bush) got you some berries like you asked!
Amy: (Smacks the berries out of Sammy's hand) I don't want your stupid berries anymore! (Walks off while dragging Sammy by the arm) Now you are going to protect me for the entire challenge! Now!
Sammy: (Sadly) Okay…
Jasmine: Amy that's enough! Let Sammy do what she wants!
Amy: Shut up Jasmine!
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: You know what? Why am I even letting her treat me like a punching bag? I should just ignore her from now on!
(Confessional Ends)
(Shawn runs up to Jasmine)
Jasmine: Ugh, what do you want now?
Shawn: Jasmine, listen to me!
Jasmine: Why should I? You're obviously gonna hit me again!
Shawn: I would never! Listen, Jasmine. I just wanna say that I- (Suddenly, a bunch of red paintballs hit Jasmine causing her to scream) Jasmine!
Jasmine: Ugh! I hate you! (Storms off)
Shawn: Wait! It wasn't me! (Turns around and scowls) Jo!
Jo: (Walks up to Shawn) What? She's the enemy. And we're supposed to be taking her out! Not having a tea party!
Shawn: (Sighs and runs off) Jasmine wait! Don't go!
(Suddenly Jo hears rustling from the bushes. Zoey pops her head out from behind the bushes and gasps. Jo then snickers and aims her paintball gun and her)
Jo: Nice try Apology-brat! (Pulls the trigger but nothing happens) Ugh, it's jammed!
Zoey: Nice try, mean nickname-giver! (Runs off. Molly walks up to Jo annoyed)
Molly: What the hell was that?
Jo: It's not my fault! (Punches the gun several times) This stupid thing is jammed! (Jo pulls the trigger and a red paintball shoots out of it. It hits a boom operator in the chest causing him to fall over.
Boom operator: Ow…
(Jo then growls and facepalms. Leonard then walks up to them with his face covered in bee stings while stumbling on his feet)
Molly: Dear God, what happened to you?
Leonard: (Groans and pulls out a bottle of water from his pocket) Healing potion… (Splashes the "healing potion" on his face and faints. Jo and Molly look at each other awkwardly and walk off. Cuts to Shawn still running in the woods looking for Jasmine)
Shawn: Jasmine? Hello? (Sniffs) Ugh! What's that smell? (Camera pans over to Cameron hiding in a bush)
Cameron: Uh oh.
Shawn: Ah-ha! (Aims his gun at Cameron and shoots several orange paintballs at him. Cameron groans in pain and faints. Mike rushes to the scene and gasps)
Mike: Cameron! (Mike turns around and sees Shawn aiming his gun at him)
Cameron: (Semi-conscious) We need an Olympian to save the day…
(Mike gasps and turns into Svetlana)
Svetlana: It's Svetlana!
(Shawn shoots several orange paintballs at her but she dodges all of them. Svetlana leaps onto a tree branch and swings from a vine while harmonizing. She then kicks Shawn in the face in the process and lands onto a tree on her feet. She gasps and turns back into Mike. Mile then loses his balance and falls off the tree branch. Cuts to Shawn groaning in pain with a black eye. He puts his visor back on, gets up off of the ground and runs off)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Mike is kind of a strange guy. Sometimes he's like himself and other times he's not.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the berry bush where Jasmine and Sammy were hiding rustling with the blueberries Amy knocked out of Sammy's hand on the ground in front of it. Dave rushes to the scene and looks around)
Dave: Sky? Sky? (Notices the blueberries on the ground and picks them up) Are these blueberries? Oh man, I hope they're clean. (Rustling from the bush continues) Sky! There you are! I knew that you would come back for me- (Suddenly Dave screams in fear and a bear pops up from behind the bushes) Uh, hey there! Can we talk about this? (Holds up the blueberries) I have some berries we can share!
(The bear roars in Dave's face ripping off his shirt, visor and antlers. Cuts to Sky angrily walking in the woods. She then hears Dave screaming)
Sky: Dave? Dave! (Runs off) Dave I'm coming! (She runs past Amy dragging Sammy to a rock. Amy then sits down on the rock)
Amy: Now, you are going to protect me for the entire game and that's final!
Sammy: (Thinks for a second) No!
Amy: (Is in shock) What did you just say?
Sammy: Yeah, you heard me! No!
Amy: Take it back!
Sammy: No!
Amy: Take! It! Back! Now!
Zoey: Girls? (Walks up to them) What is going on here?
Amy: I'll tell you what's going on here! (Angrily points to Sammy) Samey is throwing the game for us!
Sammy: What? No I'm not! And shut up! You're going to give away our position!
(Cuts to Dawn walking in the forest. Scott runs up to her)
Scott: Hey there fairy princess.
Dawn: What do you want now Scott?
Scott: Oh nothing. I just wanted to say that Molly-
Amy: (From off screen) DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!
Jo: Come on, no time for chit chat! Let's move!
(Jo and Molly runs past them and Scott and Dawn follow from behind)
Sammy: WELL THEN DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
(Dawn hides behind the bushes ready to fire. Jo and Molly walk up to her)
Zoey: Girls please! Take it easy!
Amy: STAY OUT OF THIS WEIRD INDIE CHICK!
Jo: Oh this is just too good.
Molly: Ready to fire at your command!
(The three girls aim their guns at them)
Amy: I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!
Jo: Now!
(Dawn fires several green paintballs at Amy while Jo and Molly fire several red and blue paintballs at Amy, Sammy and Zoey causing them to shout in fear)
Jo: (Laughs) You got owned, Cheer-leading daddy girl!
Amy: UGH! (Angrily points to Sammy) WAY TO GO, SAMEY! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! I'M TELLING! (Runs off)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: Poor Samey having to live like this. Makes me kinda glad that I don't have a sister. Unless she's a nice and kind sister unlike Amy.
(Confessional Ends)
(Jasmine runs up to Sammy and Zoey exhausted and catches her breath for a few seconds. She then notices Sammy and Zoey covered in paint)
Jasmine: Oh, wow. How did you two get caught?
Sammy: (Points to the right) Take a wild guess.
Zoey: I never knew Amy could be this mean! I mean sure I never trusted her but I never thought she was THIS-
Mike: Hey Zoey! (Walks up to Zoey covered in bruises)
Zoey: Oh! Hey Mike!
Mike: Wow, I see that they got you.
Zoey: Yep. Anyways, what happened to you?
Mike: Oh you know, crazy stuff happened with my characters. Come on, you guys should head back to camp.
Zoey: Good idea. (Her, Sammy and Jasmine walk back to camp)
Mike: Phew!
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: I need to find someone who can help me with my personalities so I can be with Zoey. I don't want her to think that I'm some kind of freak.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sky running up to the berrybush)
Sky: Dave? Dave, where are you?
Dave: Right here…
(Sky looks down and gasps. Dave has his shirt ripped off and has a black eye. He is covering in several scratches and has several broken bones)
Sky: Dave! (Picks up Dave) Are you okay?
Dave: No need to worry… I'm fine…
Sky: No you're not! You're terribly injured!
Dave: (Sighs) I know…
Sky: Come on, I'll get you to the infirmary. (Walks to the infirmary while carrying Dave)
Dave: Thank you…
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: (Now in a body cast and a wheelchair) It was really nice for Sky to help me back to camp. I kinda owe her one…
(Confessional Ends)
(Suddenly, a yellow paintball is fired at Sky causing her to drop Dave in shock)
Dave: OOOOOOOWWWWWW!
(Sky glares at the direction the paintball was fired)
Sky: JERK!
Scott: (Snickers) Stupid gun, that shot should've been way off.
Sky: Couldn't you see I was holding an injured contestant?
Scott: Well excuse me madame for not caring! (Walks off)
Sky: Are you okay Dave? Sorry…
Dave: I'm okay… I think I broke my spine even more though…
(Cuts to Rodney walking in the woods. Amy angrily marches past him)
Rodney: Amy?
Amy: GO AWAY!
Rodney: Wait! I have something that- (Sighs)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: (Holding his tiki doll) How am I going to find the right time for me to present this to Amy? She keeps yelling at me and ignoring me. Maybe Brick's right… Maybe Amy isn't into me. Oh, but I can't let this doll go to waste! Maybe if I find a different girl then I could present my gift to them.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Ella and Sugar walking in the woods)
(Ella sighs sadly and Sugar looks at her and smirks at her)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: It sure is a pleasant sight to see the no-good pixie be sad! But what I'm mad about is the fact that I haven't gotten any moose yet! Or deer… Moose and deer are the same thing, right?
(Confessional Ends)
(Sugar hears Rodney wailing in the distance)
Sugar: (Hushed) NOT! A! SINGLE! SONG!
(Sugar and Ella run and hide behind the bushes. They notice Rodney crying on the ground)
Rodney: Why Amy? Why would you accept me? I even got this lovely gift for you! I just… I just… (Suddenly, Rodney is hit by a purple paintball) I deserved that! (Runs off crying)
(Suddenly, the loudspeaker rings)
Chris: Attention campers! Report back to camp pronto! Round one is over! Time to tally up your score!
(Cuts to all the campers reported back at camp. Dave is now in a full body cast. Mike and Zoey (Zoey's covered in paint) walk up and gasp)
Zoey: Oh my gosh! Dave? What happened?
Dave: Oh, nothing… (Everyone looks at him awkwardly) Okay fine. I got mauled by a bear.
(Everyone gasps)
Dave: But don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
Shawn: (Looks around) Hey, where's Leonard?
(Leonard walks in still with his face covered in bee stings. Everyone gasps again (Except for Scott who smirks))
Scott: Gee, I wonder what happened to him…
(Dawn glares at him)
Leonard: (Dizzy) I request… medical assistance… (Faints)
Chris: Sorry Leonard, our medical tent's really equipped for one at a time and Dave's pretty messed up.
Sugar: NOOO! WIZARD! I hope you get those no good bee stings off of you! (Angrily points to Ella) DID YOU CAUSE THIS?!
Ella: Uh…
Sugar: (Angrily points to Jo) OR WAS IT YOU?!
Jo: What? As if!
(Shawn walks up to Jasmine)
Shawn: Jasmine, listen! It wasn't me who fired the paintballs at y-
Jasmine: I don't wanna hear it! Now go away!
(Shawn runs back to his team)
Chris: Alright let's tally up the score. (Counts the amount of paint splatters on the gophers) 20 points!
(The gophers all groan)
Amy: Way to go, SAMEY! Can't you do anything right?!
Sammy: Me?! You were the one who gave away our positions with your loud mouth!
Amy: I beg your pardon?! Who's fault is this?!
Sammy: (Clenches her fists) YOURS! (Amy gasps) I'm DONE being your punching bag!
Amy: Do NOT! Talk back to me, SAMEY!
Sammy: That's NOT my name! My name is SAMMY!
(Cuts all the gophers stepping back in fear)
Amy: NO IT'S NOT! Actually, it shouldn't be Samey either! It should be SHAMEY! Because SHAME ON YOU for losing the game for us!
Jasmine: Break it up you two! Samey… I mean Sammy didn't do anything wrong!
Sammy: Thanks Jasmine…
Chris: Any who… time for the next round! But first… Chef?
(Chef walks up to the gophers with a big hose and smirks. He then turns on the hose and blasts the gophers with a stream of water causing them to fall back
(Commercial Break)
(Fades into Chris standing in front of the wall of paintball guns now with chartreuse and white paintballs guns)
Chris: Alright, since Dave is severely injured he will be out for this round. Anyways, Screaming Gophers, you'll be the hunters this round. Pick your paintball gun. (Zoey grabs the red gun, Mike grabs the blue gun, Cameron grabs the orange gun, Brick grabs the green gun, Sam grabs the chartreuse gun, Jasmine grabs the yellow gun, Amy grabs the cyan gun, Sammy grabs the pink gun, Sky grabs the purple gun and Rodney grabs the white gun)
Sam: (Chuckles) Awesome! Another first person shooter!
Brick: I always carried these on my back home. It's what me and most of my military buddies used for training.
Chris: As for the Killer Bass, you'll be the deer this round.
Ella: (Claps) Yay!
Scott: No "yay"! I'm NOT wearing that crap!
Jo: Yes you will and you'll like it!
Molly: Remember when you laughed at Dave? Now you'll be the one being laughed at for wearing it.
(Jo stands there in shock)
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Man she's good.
(Confessional Ends)
(Chris slaps deer antlers, visors, noses and tails onto the bass. Ella cheerfully claps while Jo and Scott groan)
Chris: Alright, round two begins… Now! (Blows air horn. All the campers run off into the woods. Cuts to all the Killer Bass walking in the woods)
Ella: Yay! How wonderful can this be? I'm sure this would be better with a song! (Clears throat and starts singing) The deer are walking in the woods, to hide from hunters and to get the goods!
Scott: (Growls) Please, make her stop!
Sugar: I'll take care of it. (Shoves Ella into a bush) There. Problem solved.
Ella: Sugar? Sugar? Uh, I've fallen into this poor bush!
Molly: We should split up. If we all stick together then we'll be easy targets.
Jo: I got a better idea. (Points to a bear cave) We'll hide in there until the game is over.
Shawn: That sounds like a good idea but… remember what happened to Dave? We'll end up getting mauled by a bear and put in body casts just like him
Molly: He's got a point ya know.
Jo: (Sighs) Fine. We'll split up.
(All the bass members run off in different directions. Cuts to the gophers all standing in the woods)
Sky: Amy, I need to ask. Can you explain how Samey made us lose the next challenge?
Sammy: My name is Sammy and-
Amy: (Covers Sammy's mouth) Well, duh! She wouldn't keep her big mouth shut! Isn't that right, SHAMEY?
Sammy: But-
Zoey: Uh, actually. That's not exactly what happened. I was actually there with them. I think Amy was the one that was being loud.
Amy: EXCUSE ME?
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: 'Kay. Since when does anyone take Samey's side? All she ever does is want attention to make me look bad! (Thinking) Wait! I got it! New strategy! Anyone who attempts to befriend Samey goes straight home! Like I said, Samey's "boyfriend' is already gone, so Jasmine goes next and for siding with Samey, Zoey is the next person on my list!
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: (Over loudspeaker) Gophers! Get your paintballs ready! Game on!
(Mike looks at his hat nervously)
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: I wanna put on the hat, but there's a problem. (Whispers) I have another personality that pops up when I put on a hat.
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: (Walks up to Mike) Just put the damn hat on already!
(Amy grabs the camouflage cap from Mike and slaps it on his head. Mike gasps and turns into a new personality)
Cameron: Mike? You okay?
Zoey: Mike, let's go. We have to hunt down some deer.
Mike?: G'day Sheila. Name's Manitoba Smith.
Amy: Um, what?
Manitoba: Here, leave the leading to the men folk, beauty. (Walks off)
Zoey: They talk like that in Manitoba?
(All the gophers follow Manitoba. Amy grabs Sammy's arm and stops her)
Amy: Not so fast! You're not going anywhere until you say you're sorry!
Sammy: Say sorry for what?
Amy: What do you think? For talking back to me and saying "no" to me!
Sammy: I don't wanna apologize!
Amy: Well I'm sorry! I guess we're not going ANYWHERE until you say you're sorry! We can be here all day!
Sammy: But we're in the middle of a challenge!
Amy: Do I care?! No! Now say sorry!
(Sammy glares at her sister)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: I wanted to walk off, but she would obviously just block my path every time I would try to leave!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Dawn meditating on a rock in the woods.)
Dawn: Hmmm… I think I might sense someone nearby…
Rodney: (Pops up from behind the bushes) AH HA! (Shoots several white paintballs at Dawn who dodges all of them and runs off) Oh ho! Not so fast Dawn! You are not going to escape me!
(Cuts to Manitoba, Zoey, Cameron, Brick, Sam and Sky walking in the woods)
Manitoba: Stay on a look out mates! We must be on the lookout for any enemies that may come our way!
Sam: (Looks around) Hey, where did Jasmine go?
(Cuts to Jasmine walking in the woods. Shawn runs up to her and accidentally bumps into her)
Shawn: Ah! Jasmine! Sorry about that! (Jasmine glares at him) But I really need to tell you something importa-
(Jasmine shoots several yellow paintballs at Shawn causing him to scream and run away)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: (Covered in yellow paint) Why won't she listen to me? All I want to do is say I'm sorry for hitting her with the laser tag gun.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Seriously! What is his deal? Is he just trying to tell me how he feels? Because the way I feel about him is a traitor who only cares about himself!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Manitoba, Zoey, Cameron, Brick, Sam and Sky walking in woods. Cameron then notices a pair of legs sticking out of a bush)
Cameron: Um, guys? I think someone is here.
Ella: Hello? Is anyone there? I'm stuck in this poor bush!
(Sky shrugs and shoots Ella's leg. Sam and Zoey help Ella out of the bush)
Ella: Thank you my brethren! (Walks off) You guys got me pretty good.
Manitoba: Come on mates! Let's get going! (Walks off. The rest of the gophers follow him. Cuts to Jo and Scott walking in the forest)
Jo: Hey Dirt boy I need to ask you something.
Scott: Ask away man lady.
Jo: Back there I heard you were about to say something to Nature Freak about Queen Punk. What were you gonna tell her?
(Scott smirks to himself)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: This is my chance to get rid of Molly now!
(Confessional Ends)
Scott: Well you see woman, I once caught Molly trying to-
Molly: Trying to what Scott?
Scott: (Turns around and notices Molly standing behind him) Wah! Oh Molly! I was just telling Jo here that-
Molly: Are you accusing me of something? Because if you are, it isn't going to work!
Scott: Me? Accuse someone? I would never!
Molly: Oh I get it, you're trying to get me voted off are you!
Jo: Shhhhh! Be quiet! Someone could hear us!
Scott: Yeah Molly! Try not to give away our position!
Molly: You're the one who's making me shout! (Suddenly three red paintballs are fired at each of them) Ugh! Hey!
(Zoey sheepishly waves at them and then runs off)
Scott: Gee, nice going Molly. Way to give away our position.
Molly: But… I… UGH! (Storms off)
Scott: Now I see why you have a grudge against her. Feel like voting her off tonight?
Jo: No! Because no way are we losing this challenge. (Walks off)
(Cuts back to Rodney chasing Dawn)
Rodney: You're not going anywhere! (Shoots paintball but Dawn dodges it) Come back here! (Shoots another paintball but Dawn dodges it and it hits a rock in the river. Dawn jumps over the rock when Rodney tries to jump over it he lands on his kiwis and shouts in pain and talks in a squeaky voice) Curse you… military school! (Starts sliding off the rock) Help me mommy…
(Cuts to Molly walking in the woods and notices Ella)
Ella: Why hello there Molly! Have you happened to see Sugar anywhere?
Molly: I'm not really in the mood right now.
Ella: Oh deer! What happened?
Molly: I don't really wanna talk about it.
Ella: Oh. Well alright then. Oh Sugar?
Molly: Um, Ella. I'm not trying to be mean here but, don't you ever get the feeling that Sugar doesn't want to be your friend?
Ella: Huh? What makes you say that?
Molly: Well, I've seen the way she treats you on the island. You keep asking her to be friends with you and you sing those annoying songs and then I see you threaten you. (Ella's eyes widen) Face it Ella, Sugar's a total jerk to you.
Ella: Oh dear! That can't be true! Sugar probably was just in a bad mood!
Molly: Ella, listen. Sugar doesn't like you. You should probably not talk to her anymore if she keeps pushing you aside. This is just some advice I'm giving you just so you don't reach your breaking point. (Walks off) Probably think about it for a while.
(Ella stops and thinks for a second)
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: No. It cannot be true. I refuse to believe that Sugar doesn't want to be my friend. Maybe I should talk to Dawn. She knows a lot about everyone so she'll be able to tell me the fate of me and Sugar's friendship!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to Amy and Sammy arguing in the woods)
Sammy: Come on sis! We're in the middle of a challenge! If we don't start hunting for other campers then we'll lose again!
Amy: I beg your pardon?! The only reason why we lose challenges is because you're too weak and lazy to be a team player!
Sammy: WHAT?! The reason why I'm not a team player is because you never let me be one! You constantly sabotage me and take credit for everything I do! You even blame me for the stuff you do wrong! You are the most selfish person not only on our team, also on the entire island! (Amy then gasps and then aims her paintball gun at her and starts shooting her. Sammy then gasps)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Welp, she's done it! She made me reach my breaking point! Time to finally say something to her! But this time, I will do it right!
(Confessional Ends)
Sammy: YOU BITCH! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!
Amy: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! YOU MADE ME DO IT YOU LAZY SLACKER!
(Cuts to Manitoba, Zoey, Cameron, Brick, Sam and Sky walking in the woods. Suddenly, they hear Amy and Sammy arguing)
Sammy: I'M THE LAZY SLACKER?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST SITS ON HER ASS IN EVERY CHALLENGE AND MAKE ME DO ALL THE WORK!
Zoey: Um, guys? Mind if I see what's going on over there?
Brick: Woah! At ease, soldier. One must never leave a man behind!
Zoey: I'm not really leaving, I'm just checking on something. But I'll be right back. I promise!
(Zoey walks off. Cuts back to Amy and Sammy arguing)
Amy: OH, BITCH AND MOAN BITCH AND MOAN. You know, if we lose this challenge it will be all your fault you know!
Zoey: Um, girls, what's going on here and… why is Samey covered in paint?
Sammy: It's Sa-
Amy: (Covers her sister's mouth) what's going on here is that SHAMEY is being a useless slacker again!
Sammy: That's not true! She shot me several times because I called her out for all the horrible stuff she's done on the island!
Amy: (Gasps) You think I've done horrible stuff? But I'm your sister! (Starts crying)
Zoey: Alright please stop! Break it up!
Amy: NO! We're not done until SHAMEY apologizes!
Sammy: Apologize for what?
Amy: You know EXACTLY what you dumb bimbo!
(Cuts to Jasmine walking in the woods)
Jasmine: Ugh, stupid Shawn. Trying to tell me how he feels. Well it won't work. I'm done with him.
Amy: (From off screen) APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT!
Jasmine: Huh? (Walks over to see what's going on)
Sammy: No! I am DONE being your punching bag!
(Jasmine hides behind a bush and notices Amy and Sammy arguing and gasps)
Amy: Do NOT talk back to me you USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE! (Jasmine then shrugs and fires a paintball at Amy who then gasps)
Amy: HEY!
Jasmine: Whoops, sorry Sheila. Maybe you deserve it for being rude to your sister all the time.
Amy: YOU LITTLE- (Sammy then shoots a paintball at Amy's leg causing her to fall to the ground) OW!
Sammy: (Giggles) This is kinda fun!
Jasmine: You said it Sheila!
(Both of them start laughing)
Amy: STOP LAUGHING!
(Cuts back to Manitoba, Cameron, Brick and Sky walking in the woods)
Cameron: You know, I just came up with an idea! Since Brick is well trained in military arts, and paintball guns are what most people in the military use for training, then I think that he should lead us for this challenge!
Brick: (Flustered) A-are you sure?
Sky: All in favor say aye.
Cameron and Sky: Aye!
Manitoba: Aight. Fine by me mates!
Sky: Alright then, lead us well soldier!
Brick: Sir, yes sir!
(All four of them run off)
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: It is really an honor for my team to grant me leadership for this round. I promise myself not to let them down! Unlike when I once let my commander down. (Sniffs) But that was only one mistake that I would never make again!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Manitoba, Cameron, Sky and Brick running in the woods until they suddenly stop running)
Brick: Hold up soldiers! (All four of them hide behind a bush) Target acquired! (Jo seen standing in the woods minding her own business)
Sky: Ready to fire on command!
Brick: I like that attitude soldier!
Jo: (Realizes something) Hmmm. Sounds like someone is… (Turns around to see Manitoba, Cameron, Sky and Brick aiming their guns at them) NEAR BY!
Brick: OPEN FIRE!
(All four of them shoot their paintballs at Jo but she manages to dodge every single one of them)
Jo: You gotta time it pretty early Dampy-pants!
Brick: (Embarrassed) H-hey!
Jo: What? I've seen you piss yourself TWICE.
Sky: What do we do Brick?
Brick: Stand back soldiers! I'll handle this!
Jo: Bring it on, Soggy McGee!
(Brick and Jo both glare at each other. Brick then fires several paintballs at Jo who quickly dodges all of them)
Jo: Ha! Is that the best you got?
(Suddenly Sam pops up behind a bush and aims his gun at Jo and smirks. He then fires several paintballs at Jo but she immediately dodges them)
Jo: Why hello there, Game Child! Too bad that you're too much of a try-hard too!
Sam: Oh it is not Game Child, it's game MAN! (Jumps from out of the bushes) Surround her everyone!
(Manitoba, Sky and Cameron jump out from behind the bush and surround her)
Jo: (Sarcastically) Oh no! Looks like you've got me!
(Cuts back to Rodney chasing Dawn. Dawn is not at the top of the hill where the first challenge took place with Rodney walking up to her now out of breath and panting)
Rodney: I'm gonna get you… (panting) so… tired…
(Rodney then inhales and then charges towards Dawn aiming his gun at her but then he trips on a rock and then falls off the cliff and screams in the process. Dawn looks down over the cliff in shock. Then, a huge splash sound is heard)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: Hmmm… I can't put my finger on it but I sense great despair within him.
(Confessional Ends)
(Rodney then crawls out of the water exhausted)
Rodney: Man, that was one crazy fall. (Searches himself) Oh no! My gift for Amy! Where is it?! (Rodney then frantically searches the beach for the doll) Come on… where is it… (Suddenly, the doll washes up on the shore and Rodney picks it up) Oh there it is! (Sighs in relief and then puts the doll into his pocket) Now to go hunt for more players! (Runs off)
Dawn: (Gasps and calls out) No wait! That doll is a symbol of misfortune! (Sighs and walks off)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: (Sighs) Guess there is no hope for that poor soul.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to Manitoba, Sam, Brick, Cameron and Sky all surrounding Jo. Suddenly, Jo kicks dirt into Brick face causing him to shout in pain)
Brick: Ah! Ah! My eyes!
Jo: (Snickers) So long suckers!
Sky: Brick follow me! (Chases after Jo)
Brick: Sir, yes sir! (Follows Sky)
Sam: Uhhh, so what do we do now?
Manitoba: Follow me mates! (Walks off in the opposite direction)
Cameron: Um… okay then…
(Cuts to Sugar sitting in the forest and Ella walks up to her and Sugar immediately glares at her)
Ella: Hello there Sugar! I have a teensy little question for you about our friendship.
Sugar: Oh so you've finally realized now huh?! That you are a no good being who wants to get in my way?! Now get lost before I smack some sense into ya!
Ella: Oh deer! Please I don't want to resort to violence! I just want us to be the bestest friends on the island and figure out what's stopping us from becoming friends!
Sugar: I SAID GET LOST MISSY!
Ella: (Sighs) Alright then… (Walks off)
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: (Sighs) Maybe Molly was right. Maybe Sugar doesn't want to be my friend… But I wish I could figure out what's stopping us from becoming friends!
(Confessional Ends)
(Suddenly Sugar's stomach grumbles)
Sugar: Uh oh. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten too many of them beans!
(Rodney pops out of the bushes out of the bushes and snickers)
Rodney: Sorry Sugar. (Aims his gun at her) You should've been more quiet!
Sugar: Looks like the bus is about to leave the station!
Rodney: Huh?
(Sugar then lets out a huge fart and is blasts into Rodney's face causing him to cough. Cuts back Jasmine, Amy, Sammy and Zoey in the forest. Amy then gets up off the ground and growls)
Amy: (Turns to Zoey) DON'T JUST STAND THERE RED! DO SOMETHING!
Zoey: I-I really don't wanna get involved!
Amy: (Growls and snatches Zoey's gun from her) GIMME THAT!
(Amy then fires multiple red and cyan paintballs at Jasmine and Sammy. Jasmine and Sammy look at themselves covered in red and cyan paint in shock)
Jasmine: Oh you've done it now Sheila!
Sammy: It is so on!
Amy: BRING IT YOU SKANKS!
(Jasmine, Sammy and Amy then get in a huge paintball fight. Zoey then steps back in fear but one paintball hits her in the forehead causing her to fall over. Cuts back to Sky and Brick chasing Jo in the woods Sky fires three purple paintballs at Jo but she dodges them. Brick then fires three green paintballs at Jo but again, she dodges them)
Jo: You two might as well give up! I'm too fast for you to handle!
(Brick and Sky continue to fire their paintball guns at Jo and she continues to dodge them. Suddenly, Jo immediately stops running and Brick and Sky come to a screeching halt. Sky stops but Brick bumps into her and they both fall over)
Sky: (Sniffs) Why do I smell pee?
Brick: (Embarrassed) Uh, I don't smell anything.
(Jo then smirks, walk up to them and then takes Sky's gun and aims it at Brick)
Brick: H-hey you can't do that! It's against the rules!
Jo: Since when did McLean care about the rules of the game? Anyways, hasta la vista, Captain Whiz!
(Jo then fires several purple paintballs Brick and they all hit them. Brick then stands up as the paintballs are fired and then immediately fires several green paintballs at Jo and they all hit her causing her to fall over. Jo then groans in pain. Brick then walks up to Jo and smiles)
Brick: Mission accomplished!
Sky: Wow Brick! That was amazing!
(Brick then smiles at Sky. Just then, all four of them hear shouting from the distance)
Amy's voice: I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TWO DOWN!
Jo: (Tosses Sky's paintball gun aside) Later losers!
Sky: Hey! Get back here
(Sky picks up her paintball gun and her and Brick chase after Jo. Cuts to Jo meeting up with Shawn, Molly and Scott)
Molly: Man, they got you good.
Jo: Oh shut up.
(They then hear Jasmine, Amy and Sammy shouting within the bushes. All four of them peek behind the bush and see Jasmine and Sammy in a paintball fight with Amy with Zoey curled up in a ball frightened)
Scott: Oh I could watch this all day.
(Just then, Jasmine, Amy, Sammy and Zoey notice them and aim their guns at them)
Jasmine: There they are!
(Brick and Sky then run up to them from behind)
Brick: OPEN FIRE!
(All five of them fire their guns and them but nothing happens)
Sky: Huh?
Jasmine: We're out of amo!
Chris from the loudspeaker: Attention human wildlife and hunters! Round 2 is over! Report back to the camp to tally up the final score!
(Cuts to Chris back at the camp waiting for the hunters. Suddenly, all the campers arrive at the camp leaving Chris in shock)
Chris: Wow. This is not what I expected. It looks like some of the gophers had turned on each other!
Sky: But Jo stole my gun from me!
(Chris glares at Jo)
Jo: What? Since when did you ever care about the rules of the game?
Amy: (To Jasmine and Sammy) I can't believe you turned your guns on me you LITTLE TRAITORS!
Mike: Amy, calm do-
Amy: ZIP IT!
Sky: (To Brick) You know Brick, I'm really honored to have you as a teammate. When you and I chased after Jo, it just felt so much fun!
Brick: (Smiles) Well it's a pleasure to have you as a teammate too soldier! (Salutes Sky who then smiles)
Chris: Alright then, let's tally up the scores. (Cuts to the Killer Bass with some of them with at least one paint splatter on them while Jo and Shawn are covered in green and yellow paint) hmm well it looks like only two of the Bass are dripping in paint, while most of them have only got one shot on them, and since five the Gophers are dripping in paint, even though they're not even deer… I think we have our winners! (The Killer Bass all cheer while Scott growls) You're off to a hunting camp shindig!
Jo: Ha! Who's on a losing streak now!
Chris: (Turns to the Gophers) Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony. Again.
(Cuts to Ella walking up to Dawn by their cabins)
Ella: Hello there Dawn! I have a teensy little favor to ask you since I feel like you're the best person to ask this.
Dawn: Oh, what is it?
Ella: You see, I've been wanting me and Sugar to become the bestest friends on the island, but Sugar keeps being too harsh on me. So I ask, what is stopping me and Sugar from being the bestest of friends.
Dawn: Oh. You see, Sugar isn't the right person for you to become friends with. I've been reading her aura, and she isn't really a nice person either. Maybe I could be one of your friends since we have so much in common.
Ella: Really? That sounds wonderful! Thank you my friend!
Dawn: Oh don't mention it!
(Ella walks off humming to herself)
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: I do appreciate that Dawn considers me as a friend. But now I have become curious. What could she mean by Sugar isn't really a nice person?
(Confessional Ends)
(Molly then walks up to Dawn)
Molly: Hi Dawn, I don't mean to bother you since you were just talking to Ella, but I need to tell you something. I have a feeling that I'm one of Scott's next victims.
Dawn: What makes you say that?
Molly: Because during today's challenge I overheard him talking to Jo about how I've been helping you sabotage our challenges, which is obviously complete bull. We probably have to expose him soon or we could be the next ones gone!
Dawn: (Sighs) Don't worry, I will find the right moment and soon, we shall expose Scott for the traitor he is!
Molly: Um, okay then. Sure thing.
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: I really don't get that girl. Why not just expose him now so that we don't have to worry about us losing another challenge and getting voted off?
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. The gophers are all sitting around the campfire. Chris is holding a platter with 10 marshmallows on it)
Amy: I mean, seriously, twice in a row?! What is wrong with you people?! Also Samey, I've talked to the rest of the team and told them how much you SUCKED today! So enjoy walking down the dock of shame, SHAMEY!
(Sammy looks worried while Jasmine, Mike and Zoey all glare at her)
Chris: I only have 10 marshmallows on this plate. When I call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and never come back. EVER. Now before we begin, I have an announcement to make. (Sammy nervously looks at her sister and Amy evilly grins at her and makes a slashing motion across her neck) You all remember how Dave got the crap beat out of him during today's challenge right?
Dave: (Still in a body cast and wheelchair) Hey, don't worry about me guys, I'll be fine! I think…
Chris: Well, I just got a call from the lawyers today, and apparently, Dave is too injured to continue competing. So… he must be taken to the dock of shame! Sorry Dave, you're out.
Dave: (Sighs) I should've seen this coming…
Sammy: Wait! What does this mean for the rest of us? Will there be two people going home tonight?
Chris: Nope! Everyone else is safe! For now! Enjoy your marshmallows!
Amy: (Stands up) You are very lucky Samey! VERY LUCKY! You too Jasmine! If I could vote off TWO campers at once, then my picks would be obvious!
(Everyone stares at Amy)
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Wow. Good thing for Sammy they weren't born Siamese twins or I reckon Amy would've eaten her by now. But now Amy's also onto me now. Maybe I was too harsh during today's challenge. But I was just standing up to my best friend! But then there was the stuff with Shawn and… (Scoffs) I should probably just stop thinking about him.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Dave, the dock of shame awaits. (Dave just sits in his wheelchair and does nothing) I guess we could help you get there. Any volunteers?
(Dave makes puppy dog eyes at Sky)
Sky: (Sighs) I'll do it.
(Sky then helps Dave over to the dock of shame)
Zoey: Bye Dave!
Jasmine: Take care mate!
(Amy then smirks at both Sky and Dave. Cuts to Sky arriving Dave over to the dock of shame)
Dave: I'll miss you Sky… I hope you win for me.
Sky: I know Dave. But don't worry about me. I'm going to be okay.
Dave: Wait, Sky! Before you go, can I get one little… you know?
Sky: (Sighs and kisses Dave on the cheek who blushes) Bye Dave. Take care!
(Sky then walks off. Just then, Amy walk up to Dave smirking)
Amy: Hello there Dave! Oh, too bad about your injury. So it seems you finally got your first kiss with Sky?
Dave: Yep! I can't believe she actually likes me! She's the perfect girl…
Amy: I know! Oh it's such a shame that she already has a boyfriend back home.
(Dave's eyes widen)
Dave: She WHAT?!
Amy: Oh you don't believe me? (Pulls out her tape recorder) Take a listen for yourself! (Plays the tape recorder)
Sky's voice: I have a boyfriend back home named Keith
Amy: (Stops the tape recorder) Oh yeah, and she was also exploiting your love for her to get further in the competition.
Dave: So THAT was the "but"?! "But I have a boyfriend?!" A BOYFRIEND?!
Amy: Yep! So long! Have a nice trip!
(Amy then pushes Dave's wheelchair and walks off, Dave then rolls over to the edge of the dock while screaming and falls into the lake)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: If that little witch thinks she's getting away with this, she has one more thing coming.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sammy knocking on the boy's side of the Killer Bass cabins door. Leonard (With his face fully healed) answers the door)
Sammy: Did you say you found a beehive during today's challenge?
Leonard: Yes.
(Cuts to the outside of the Screaming Gophers cabin. Suddenly, Amy comes running out of the cabin screaming with a swarm of bees surrounding her. She then trips over a rock. Cuts to the inside of the girls side of the gophers cabin with Sammy in bed smiling)
Sammy: Sweet dreams everyone!
(Sammy then goes to sleep peacefully and it cuts back to the night sky of the camp with Amy still screaming)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Phew! That was my longest chapter yet! This is also probably my favorite one so far. You might have notice that the challenge has been changed up this time around. I got this idea from another recast fanfic. Also, if you're wondering who would've gotten booted if Dave wasn't medically evacuated. Ceck in the voting section. Also, you might have noticed that Skave ended on a cliffhanger. Don't worry! This isn't the end of their story yet! Anyways, this is where I'm at so far with TDIR. I'm currently still writing If You Can't Take The Heat but I've been caught up with other stuff such as school work and the new seasons hype. I'm also trying to form new interactions between the two generations. As you can see in this chapter, I'm currently forming a friendship between Brick and Sky. Two characters who haven't gotten that much screentime so far. Speaking of Brick, he's one character who I want to focus more on for certain reasons I can't say because of spoilers. Anyways, I'll stop talking now. Be sure to look forward to the future chapters!
If You would like to contribute to the Total Drama Reassigned Wiki, (Link in bio) I would appreciate it.
VOTES:
Votes for Amy: Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Sammy, Sky, Zoey
Votes for Sammy: Amy, Rodney, Sam
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
24th. Beardo
23rd. Lightning
22nd. Anne Maria
21st. Dakota
20th. Topher
19th. Dave
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Zoey
Killer Bass: Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar
