Total Drama Ultimate: Islands!
Episode 20: Thursday's Throwback
Part 2: Revenge of The Action!
Action, Action, Action should probably have been the title of this episode, as it's not Thursday and it is definitely a throwback about one of the most underrated seasons out there!
Total Drama Action's good, but man does it have problems is all I'm saying on that and plus, Joseph and Deadpool practically pounded the first challenge out of existence.
That probably means nothing anyways, let's go to the real part of the story!
1602jaw: Y'all probably be dissapointed with Deadpool 'cause he ain't making that many movie jokes! That being said, the rest of the TD & RR cast deserve to be here in someway, some even in future (non-throwback) challenges!
Memeking: Deadpool brang the bonk and that stopped the genderbent big badonks! He probably has 63 reasons for it, but Super Crown jokes deserve to be kept in a vault.
"Welcome back to your usually scheduled Total Drama action, where...uh...aliens are."
Chris wanted to say more, but Geoff and Bridgette were both in the mood to do the one thing that they usually did in the middle of a very dingy space.
Do a lot of loving and apparently, scaring people...specifically trying to scare Riley Freeman, Aisling, Ochako and Kipo, who were definitely feeling something.
"Uh, why are you guys kissing?" Ochako had to ask. "I thought you guys wanted to scare people."
"Probably because they ran out." Kipo asked. "Of scares, maybe?"
Geoff and Bridgette stopped kissing, as the two inquisitive heroes definitely noticing that the surfer couple were most responsive to their questionable talk.
"Honestly, I don't blame them. Must be hard to scare people."
"It isn't for me, though."
While the two aliens were trying to be scary and Riley and Aisling were glaring at each other for no apparent reason, there was two people that specifically pulled to the venue of the second challenge.
Mostly Lowain and Yumeko for some bizarre reason and they looked like they had rolled down a hill, dodged an explosion while rolling downhill and finally, slid their butts on the ground.
For no reason at all. Definitely not for gameplay reasons.
"So..." Yumeko. "...you like poker?"
"Bruh, I don't even like half of your team." Lowain said. "I like the strip poker thing."
Yumeko and Lowain realised that it was not going to be an easy challenge, getting the eggs, getting past a couple that had been through a bunch of rocks and giving it back to...a hard-to-reach basket.
"Really? I thought it was just a way to pass the time."
"Lady Yumeko, that's some of that crazy bull! It really isn't."
*Geoff's in-costume confessional*
"Wait, I can have one? Cool..."
He looked around the confessional.
"...I can't believe that they got someone that's a lot like except I'm a knight dude who can also cook! Sure, his sword skills suck, but mine suck way more because I don't have to live in sky planet or Sky Earth. Where does he live again?"
*Confessional cut*
While those two were slowly slinking their way towards, Lowain trying to get Yumeko off with a simple backflip that didn't work...
Bayonetta and Mikasa kinda went apeshit on the challenge that had the least competent jock that had been on this show, which had a challenge that really did work for them.
"Whoa, whoa, why are you guys so fast at digging?"
While Sakura and the rest of the free players were watching in awe as the dig contestants going on, Tyler was wondering how he could have ended up with a challenge that somehow had the same attributes as him.
Sure digging through a massive wall of dirt to rescue, like, Kyo and Iori was something, but the real important thing that was Mikasa and Bayonetta somehow managed to make them shut up.
"What the heck kind of people did Chris get?" Tyler asked. "I thought the other worlds thing was just a one time thing!"
"He got another bunch of weirdos. One who are really into digging, apparently!" Sakura exclaimed. "That's us weirdos!"
"To be honest, we're not all weirdos." Joseph asked. "I'm pretty normal."
Tails and Deadpool had one thing to do, other than watch Bayonetta and Mikasa just casually make sure that the tunnel was real good and tight...make witty comments towards each other being on opposite teams.
"Your movie's...going to be kinda okay." Tails didn't have the heart. "Wait-"
"Nah, my movie's already better than your movie because it has me in it."
"Okay, that's cool that you've got a lot of confidence."
"Damn right, I do!"
Either way, while that was happening off to the side of the challenge, Bayonetta and Mikasa were having a surprisingly hard time getting the other two contestants through the tunnels...mostly because they were starting to get tired of doing dumb challenges and talking to people that didn't listen that well.
Mostly Michiru and Shego.
"Hold up, I could build a better tunnel than that!" Michiru shouted at Mikasa.
"We don't have the time to build better tunnels, let's just get out." Mikasa said.
"They're going to fall down, obviously!"
"Then we dig some more."
The Foxes duo went back through the tunnel that had to be dug up against, as the whole of the Chill Capybaras were making their moves to be out of there...
...which they both found out after a few minutes within the tunnel, as Michiru punched the ground and Mikasa angrily grunted, trying to keep things cool.
"Man, you guys should have seen those two Capybaras, they were-" Tyler wanted to praise some contestants.
"Really good, can we just go?" Mikasa abruptly cut off Tyler's sentence.
"Yeah, you've got the crazy racoon lady!"
"I'm not a crazy racoon lady! I'm a tanuki!"
Michiru, Mikasa, Deadpool and Sakura were on their way...to somewhere, while Bayonetta, Joseph, Shego and Tails at a somewhere that was definitely far away from here.
The Fiery Foxes: 8/29 (and soon to be ten.)
The Chill Capybaras: 8/31
The dudebros may have been seperate by time, space and armour, but Lowain kinda knew what Geoff and vice versa, so...the interactions were questionable on their ends.
The bros were just circling around each other like they were both playing Dark Souls, the duo plainly trying to predict whatever's moves was going to happen.
They both bonked each other on the head, as the "alien" took some more damage than the bro knight, as Lowain just got back up with...
...Yumeko didn't have any regrets for the moves that she did, practically kicking the alien Bridgette with a weird kick that literally stopped the surfer girl from even getting up.
"Geez, you had to do it to 'em?" Lowain asked.
"We're still in a competition." Yumeko remarked. "You know, since-"
"No way, I'd do that if the competition was close, but there's still 60 in the building!"
"Still, though, the 60 that remain is a whole bunch of strong ones, though."
The two of them picked up the eggs, as they were carrying one each back to the start, Bridgette still getting treated dirtily by Yumeko and Lowain doing the fastest run-around of all time.
*Lowain's confessional*
"I swear, me and Geoff probably share barely any brain cells, but those cells is what makes the dude's moves so predictable. From one dude to another, he must be having a hard time."
*Confessional cut*
After another round of eggs, soon enough, the group of two become a group of six that noticed a little something, as Uraraka wanted to point out and Aisling attempted to shout over.
"You guys are...close or something?" Uraraka asked the duo.
"Shut up, you're looking into it too much! You're stupid and you float, which means you're...less stupid!" Aisling finally got the shout in.
Yumeko did a cheeky smile, as Lowain was wondering why random things just get said, since there was now a few more.
"No, we're not close. We just talk a bit!" Lowain exclaimed.
"Exactly!" Yumeko's beaming smile did not help.
Uraraka and Kipo could only squeal in awe, as Aisling was a bit mad and Riley was trying to understand how two people who seemed so mis-matched could "talk."
Fiery Foxes: 10/29
Chill Capybaras: 10/31
Still equal, though, but not when the finish line is in some random place!
In much better news, the teams had split up once again...mostly because they got lost and the executive decision to split up into two different sets of two gangs were set.
And soon enough, one of them ran into a challenge which had some more friends locked in a Total Drama Action throwback and this time, it involved a surfboard, a seagull gun and another one of the returning players from...World Tour?
Kyo, Shego, Bayonetta and Joseph may have all been on the same team, but they weren't all friendly.
"I don't get it, is Sierra from Action or something?" Kyo asked. "I watched the whole thing and she was not in it."
"Nah, she's the dumbass from World Tour." Shego sniped. "Action's got someone else."
"...Justin?"
"Yeah, he's a dumbass, too."
"Come on, Justin is very attractive and surprisingly decent to talk to! So do a lot of you, but whoever Shego is, she probably is not decent to talk...unlike Cody!"
That was definitely Sierra, ready to shoot seagulls at the potential surfers.
"My name's Sierra, Cody's number one supporter and all two of you have to do is, like, ride this surfboard for 20 seconds and avoid a torrent of seagulls! No, there isn't another challenge!"
Kyo instantly stepped up to the fray, as the chill, but egotistical fighter got into the reins of the surfboard, as Joseph looked suspiciously at the seagull gun.
"This is easy, why is this all one challenge?" Kyo asked.
"Uh, there's a ton of seagulls in there! Duck when you can!" Joseph noticed the absolute amount of seagulls.
"Got it!"
Kyo had a smirk on his face, like he wasn't about to get hit by the first seagull...as the surfboard rocked irregularly and the seagulls were somehow hitting their mark.
Kyo got hit by a bunch of 'em, right before being smashed off the board by a gut-hitting seagull, still ducking by the way.
*Kyo's confessional*
He was covered in seagulls and a bit mad.
"For the last time, I'm definitely the better than Yagami, so what does these seagulls have on me? They're definitely not magic, that's for sure."
*Confessional cut*
Kyo just spat out another seagull, as the brown-haired hero wasn't the first...brown-haired hero to ride it.
Joseph tried his best and he really tried...but even a little bit of Hamon couldn't really stop him from getting smacked by a seagull.
Bayonetta through the power of Witch Time, somehow got completely read by Sierra and because...she was, well, the witch with the time power, she barely failed the challenge by half a second.
"Are you guys serious? This is easy!" Shego shouted. "You're not doing the obvious punching the seagull type business."
"That's a stupid strategy and you should try doing that while balancing on a shaky surfboard." Bayonetta said. "Of course, you'd suggest it."
"And I will."
"Good luck with that."
Shego was a bit different...mostly because she punched the seagulls and more importantly, actually finished the challenge and the black-haired sidekick villain had a smug grin on her face.
"Still not going to fight dead birds."
Bayonetta what she usually did.
Look really cool while nailing everything.
"Look as much as you guys are second to the Island crew, I wouldn't want to fight you! Honest!" Sierra was freaked out. "Also, I kept track of you guys somehow."
"Well, that's to be expected. You look like you don't get out much." Bayonetta just watched as Sierra got mad. "Still quite the achievement, though."
Luigi and Legoshi were in it to win it, as they saw the interaction and immediately stepped into it, Sierra ready to fight back.
"She genuinely meant it as a compliment. Your knowledge of this show's lore is kinda crazy!" Legoshi tried his best.
"Okay, but I'm ready to fight this witch-"
Sierra just saw that Bayo was a goner...as the other five were looking around.
"-never mind, I'm going to talk to Cody!"
The other five were now also goners.
*Legoshi's confessional*
"Yeah, uh...that was really annoying. I don't know if she liked me or not, but she told me stuff that I probably shouldn't know...like the fact that the Coachman and Azula are in one big alliance. And how he's technically a demon or something...didn't really change my dislike of him." Legoshi just said.
*Confessional cut*
Chill Capybaras: 12/31
There was more, 'cause of there being more to the challenge, especially with Lowain and Yumeko having more of their teammates to their side...and the very weird and complicated challenge that was ahead of them.
Hosted by the lawyer lady herself, Courtney.
"Well, well, well, we meet again, Courtney!" Yumeko said. (of all people.)
"Look, I am not pleased to meet you again, Yumeko."
"Whoa...I mean you two would look like you would meet, but how?!" Lowain asked, as Yumeko and Courtney...didn't say anything about it.
At all.
"Must have been a wild night or something." Lowain remarked.
"Nah, bruh, I came here to win some paper, what's the challenge, bitch!" Riley had to shout. "It's some challenge where you have to break some stuff, right?"
"Ignore him, he's really annoying." Yumeko stated. "So, what is the challenge?"
"Simple, getting your two teammates out of a vault without getting captured by some people! I do not need to explain anything else to you, because it is that simple...except to not destroy it, obviously."
Yumeko, Ochako and Kipo were already hatching a plan.
Aisling, Lowain and Riley were trying to do something, but they were all three different "somethings".
"Look, all we need to make that door open, nothing too crazy." Riley said. "I can take these niggas, 'cause they're probably weak people who ain't ever been in a fight."
"I don't know if they're weak guys...plus you can stop saying the n-word."
Lowain looked at Riley.
"Besides, how do we open this thing?"
"We just do, bruh, like you ain't getting it! But someone's gotta distract those bitch-ass guys."
"...Bruh, that is it? Aisling can teleport inside the thing, right?" Lowain asked, as Aisling was just huffing at them. "You can do that?"
"I can do that! But it's probably dark inside and what is even that thing?"
Aisling shouted that, as she looked at the other two with expectant looks...still with no plan to boot and no apparent powers that would help, but the other team was way ahead of them.
In fact, Ochako Uraraka was working in that plan, as Kipo was doing some crazy shit with her mutant powers, Yumeko was doing...something ridiculous.
"Whooooa, what's Yumeko up to?" Chris asked. "...Ooookay, she's doing the cup trick with another one of our fellow contestants?"
Harold may have been a ceritified ninja...but he couldn't resist the power of the cup and an prize that was definitely there, as Yumeko was trying to mix it around with the swiss army nerd that was sat down on a...oil barrel?
"Uh, you can't fool me! The prize is obviously inside the left cup-" Harold noticed some shaking...on the cup side. "-Yeah, I knew it!"
"Oh, too bad! So, do you want to go do your job now?" Yumeko asked.
"...Yes! Wait, you tricked me!" Harold yelled, as Kipo managed to pull the door open.
"Yeah, you should have looked."
Uraraka was...questioning all of her life decisions, as Kipo won the mini-challenge for her homies and Yumeko just ran back to her, seeing the hero-in-education shaking in her shoes...
...if it wasn't for Mystique Sonia and Mai doing one thing, at the same time.
"Don't sweat it, if we were imprisoned wrongly for some reason, I'd break you out of a bank vault!" Mai shouted.
"Especially since you don't seem like the type of get into a bank vault intentionally." Mai added to the sentence. "Which I said."
"Oh, alright. Wait, aren't they stuck?" Uraraka said, ready to get her running shoes back on.
"Yeah, but...Yumeko's just there. For some reason." Mai said.
"Come on, she has some good bones in her body!"
Uraraka's quick defense just made sure that it was an idea that was considering, but since the knowledge was out there, someone had to do one thing.
"Can I pull her to the next challenge since something doesn't seem right about this."
"Yep!"
And just like that, it was just the floaty hero with the Capybaras that were somehow pulling the safe.
*Uraraka's confessional*
She looked bemused.
"Wow, she really does have some good guy in her. Don't exactly know she's helping the other team considering she's definitely in an alliance, but it's something!" Uraraka stated.
*Confessional cut*
Chill Capybaras: 14/31
Fiery Foxes: 10/29
Or 12, all of a sudden for those Fiery Foxes.
Michiru and Mikasa were slicing through the hotel trashin' challenge like three tough knives through bars of butter, as they had powers and anger in their teammates, since there was one announcement that had rung through everyone's ears.
"Okay, fiery dudes, you guys have only got 10 players, while those chill fellas has 14! You gonna lose again or what?"
Unsurprisingly, that motivated two teenagers who'd never stopped doing crazy stuff in their world and that didn't change here.
"No." Mikasa sliced through another sofa with her sharper blade.
"Hey, whoa, whoa, you ladies are too beautiful to pretend that Chris can hear you!" The most beautiful man pre-Alejandro exclaimed.
Justin wasn't actually topless as usual, wearing a dark grey shirt with cream-coloured stripes over his still toned physique...but that still didn't change his utter fear of the fiery pair of Foxes.
"He probably can." Michiru asked, punching a hole in a table.
*Chris' confessional*
"Yeah, I can and this challenge cost a lot to make it awesome!"
*Confessional cut*
The two ladies were practically done with the challenge, even smashing the switches to free the next pair of Foxes that were waiting to win the challenge and just as quickly whisking them out.
"Oh my god, you two are mad! Why are you guys so mad?" Squirrel Girl had to ask.
"Because we're two members behind in the challenge."
"...Oh, that's crazy!"
"So, get moving!"
Squirrel Girl felt the stare coming from Mikasa, as the Fiery Foxes were getting back into the swing of things for the 19th challenge in the competition...or trying to anyways.
Iori Yagami was one of the guys of all time, still giving off an intimidating vibe to the unintimidated Michiru Tamegori, the two of them slowly walk with their odd vibe combination.
Needless to say the combination of even Sakura, Deadpool, Mikasa and Squirrel Girl couldn't really handle the angry-ish duo's vibe properly...and decided on one thing.
"A bunch of ladies all in one place. Wonder how you're going to get towards the next challenge!" Justin just wanted to praise.
"On foot, dumbass." Iori was ready to square up.
"Uh, that's cool." Justin just squeaked up. "I'll just be here."
Fiery Foxes: 12/29
For Yumeko, Uraraka, Mystique Sonia, Mai and Kipo, they were still far ahead of the Chill Capybaras in terms of distance and general power, but there was one thing that the second team of the CC did have.
Well, two things.
A boy with a sword and a guy with a sword.
Samurai Jack and Tanjiro were genuinely looking at Yumeko for one obvious reason, as Lowain, Aisling and Riley knew the suspect nature of Yumeko's moral support.
No, really, she just cheered on her team for a few moments and left.
"Wait, what is her deal?" Riley asked. "She's pulling the alliance shit this late in the game!"
"I don't exactly know if that's true, but I did get some info that she's in an alliance." Tanjiro stated. "Plus she gambles like crazy...I learned the word."
"Bruh, I don't even know what she's doing."
"That's why I'm giving her the fair shake!"
While that was happening, the Fiery Foxes did not see the next contestant, but Chris definitely did...which was why Ezekiel was alive, okay and currently tied to a tree, which was ridiculously important for the challenge.
Uraraka had an opportunity to ask one thing.
"Why did you cheer for him and do nothing else?" Uraraka asked in bemusement.
"I don't know, that's what friends do and I also want to win!"
Uraraka just wanted to process that statement, but Yumeko was built different.
"Anyways, what does this fine gentleman have for a challenge?"
"Uh, all you have to do to break these boards. That's it! Can someone help me get down, dude!" Ezekiel was as...himself as he was in the first season. "I could fight, but I'm up in a tree."
And the other team witnessed that shit, as they were ready to cut down this challenge in half.
"By the way, hands only is what he said."
Ochako Uraraka instantly stepped up, as the rest of her motley crew looked in surprise, not sure what this woman who could only float, be nice and eat cold chip could really do.
And on the other side, Samurai Jack just pushed the other guys away.
It was time to do the martial arts of smashing boards at speed that was ridiculous, since there was a machine, wood and two contestants.
Samurai Jack did what he usually did...he aced the challenge quite simply, as though he may have no sword, he was still the samurai that survived so many challenges and met so many people.
In comparison to him, Ochako Uraraka has martial arts training, but she's still studying the ways of being a hero that showed in her not breaking that many boards.
Samurai Jack broke them all.
"I swear it's like I forget he's here and then he reminds me." Lowain smirked. "Bro, we're lucky to have him."
"We sure are!"
"Uh, samurai guy wins this challenge and whoever the floating lady has to left one of her teammates take a trip!"
Chill Capybaras: 16/31 (+ Catalina & Heavy)
"This sucks, we're down more members!" Mai complained. "...Uraraka, can I do this?"
"Yes, you can!" Uraraka had to encourage.
Mai Shiranui just jumped in like Ezekiel could give a shit about not being tied up in a tree and she quickly finished up where the gravity girl left off with confidence.
Soon enough, she got some of her teammates back.
Fiery Foxes: 14/29 (+ JFK & Leshawna)
JFK was in his natural state, getting slapped and burnt by a fiery fan for his comments on Mai and it didn't stop.
"Yo, get away from your husband because I'm better than you husband!" JFK bragged.
"Just take the loss already." Leshawna told him honestly, seeing Mai ready to go on a tear.
*Leshawna's confessional*
She was not surprised.
"I don't think it's the first time I've got put on sleeping gas and it definitely won't be the last. With that being said, I swear he's getting a big laugh outta us suffering...again!"
*Catalina's confessional*
She was real mad.
"Fucking dumbass thinks he can knock me out for a random challenge, I swear this Chris man is about to be proven wrong by me! Can't kill him, 'cause I can't get the money!"
*Confessional cut*
The main group of Foxes were doing some 'mo shit, as while they were at the next challenge, they did it real quick...mostly because they were a ridiculously overpowered bunch.
Beth kinda knew that with the challenge, so it was a bit of a hard one, still wearing her glasses for sight reasons and looking arguably better than a good chunk of people on this island.
That wasn't much, but she was decent looking.
"Ayo, keep your horniness inside for once, author!" Deadpool was ready to take the dive. "Ignore that!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I will!" Beth exclaimed, adjusting her glasses. "Just land on the horse!"
Deadpool was mid-dive before he had a good enough response to that answer and saved it for the landing on the horse, who looked at him.
"Okay."
"That's Wade for you! Always here for the jokes!" Squirrel Girl declared.
"Thought he was here to win!" Beth answered.
"Who I said I can't do both!" Deadpool backflipped right into the conversation.
"No-one?"
"Thanks! We're going to take our couple now..."
Rock and Clover were clearly doing some of that TDA-style loving hidden in a bush that somehow hid a cage, as the rest of the bigger half of the team was looking at them...not kissing now.
"Oh, we're free?" Rock asked, like people didn't see him.
"Obviously! I'm one-step ahead of you!" Clover exclaimed, kicking the cage open.
Iori didn't even comment on it, only raising his thumb up, Deadpool shrugged, Mikasa looked very approving, Squirrel Girl was borderline awe-ing at the situation, Sakura was honestly stone-faced in the bad way and Michiru just looked dead serious at the couple.
But in the end, there was one thing that united them.
"Let's just go! We're not losing again!" Rock declared.
Fiery Foxes: 16/29 (+ Rock & Clover)
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She was wondering something important.
"It would be kind of weird if Clover somehow got eliminated because she technically has no reason to be voted off! She's good at things." Squirrel Girl stated. "
*Confessional cut*
On the chill side of the challenge, Chris had another annoucement.
"Damn, you Capybaras must be slacking because they've only got 11 members left to free, while you guys have 15 and you had the lead, too!"
Joseph, Tails (after getting lost and un-lost), Luigi, Legoshi, Bayonetta and Shego were running towards the next mini-challenge, completely sure that they weren't really lost at all.
Even if Tails' compass thingy didn't work on the challenges, they were going somewhere.
"Sure, those guys on the Chill Capybaras may have all of the power and freakiness that this challenge needs to win, but those Foxes are both funnier and have less to do! Wonder who's going to win my most awesome challenge after the break!"
And of course, there was a break.
To be continued in Part 3, the wildest of the throwbacks comes to life and probably cause Chris some lawsuits, if his contracts didn't allow him to essentially break the Geneva Convention like it was bringing the biggest game to E3! (Summer Games Fest in the past for you oldies.)
He won't do that, but there's some pain in there.
Fiery Foxes: 16/29
And the remaining players...
Dante, Coachman, Pinstripe, Sol, Giovanni, Pit & Basil (for the guys)
Azula, Miko, Hsien-Ko, Min MIn, Rapunzel, Crimson & Sammy (for the ladies)
Chill Capybaras: 16/31
The remainders...
Muscle Man, Heavy, Solid Snake, Reg, Terry, Scott, Sokka & Mr. Smee (for the guys)
Yuri, Ryuko, Cassie, Kasumi, Tiana, Tifa, Nicole, Tanya, Samus & Kugisaki Nobara (for the ladies)
