Chapter 10
Q/N: Okay guys. After the horrors of the last two chapters, I have decided we need a bit of a fluffy breather. Looks like it's time to see the Izukids as kids. We're also going to learn a bit more about Mongolia and Abyssinia. Finally, I've still got an event from the last two chapters to go over, what happened with the GOC (Again, no SCP universe relation). Fair warning though, this is going to start with a bit of sadness. I've also got a few bonuses including a sneak peak how I intend to write interactions between two specific characters as well as a head cannon I have. There will also be the obligatory lemon.
Q/N 2: Ya know, I used to believe Ochako had the best booty out of all the UA students locked down hard… then chapter 366 came out and GAWDAMN BOY! Where has Mirio been hiding that thing?
Omake: A time for mourning
The morning after the attack on Tokyo, the surviving students are all gathered in a large makeshift common room within the USJ. The heroes who had been involved in the defense of Japan have been given the option to take time off to deal with the trauma of the attack. Dean Nezu made sure that it was mandatory for all the students. Most of the Izukids are also with them, as well as Chizue Tetsutetsu-Kirishima and Jin Tokoyami. Naturally, the students are upset, some more than others. Due to the massive number of casualties, it was inevitable that most of the students lost someone close to them. It is important to notice that Katsuki Bakugou is not among these students.
Tatsumi is doing the best he can to comfort his mother Kyouka, who had just learned that her father was among those casualties. Tetsutetsu and Chizue are trying to help Kirishima deal with the loss of both of his parents. Fuyumi is clinging to Izuku in her sleep after the loss of her father and two brothers, with her daughter Okimi on her other side.
Yuga Aoyama's sparkles seem criminally dull as he struggles to deal with the loss of his mother. It seems that even France had its fair share of violence due to the recent revelations. Kinoko is clinging to Masumi with tears in her eyes after losing all three of her sisters. Denki seems to be staring off into space after learning of the death of his father and two brothers, his mother survived, but she was left paralyzed from the waist down.
Itsuka is reeling from her own loss. Apparently, her mother's home village on the coast of China was hit by an enormous tidal wave caused by one of the earthquakes that struck Japan. Nearly her entire extended family on her mother's side had been wiped out, including four aunts, five uncles, both grandparents and a dozen of her cousins, not even counting the death of her Uncle Rappa. She is currently leaning on the shoulder of Yui Kodai, who seems to be staring off into space after learning that her mother had also been killed. Yui's loss is particularly devastating as her mother was the only living family member she had left.
Tamaki Amajiki is curled up in a corner facing the wall as Nejire and Tenshi sit near him. It appears that the hits don't stop coming for the introvert, as in addition to losing Mirio, his mother and older sister also died in the chaos as his entire hometown had been razed to the ground. The bluenette and her green haired daughter feel so helpless in the face of his depression.
Melissa Shield is trying to help Tenya cope with learning about his father's horrible deeds and death. Even if he was a criminal psychopath, he was still his father. Melissa has her own issues to deal with though, as a saboteur had apparently engaged the self-destruct mechanism on I-Island, killing a lot of her and her father's friends and colleagues.
Being the eternal ball of sunshine that he is, Eijiro Kirishima hates to see people suffering. As such, he is desperately searching for a way to lighten the mood. He looks over to Toru and notices that the normally invisible girl has changed up her appearance. Her hair is now yellow with a hint of green while having occasional spots of pale pink in it. Her hair also appears to be in slightly curled clumps with a rather wild arrangement. Her eyes are also a pale-yellow color. (See the cover of MHA #368 for reference. Hori finally revealed her true appearance.)
"Wow Toru! I love what you've done with your hair!" Eijiro says cheerfully. The rest of the students turn to look at the now slightly blushing girl. She's still not used to being complimented on her looks after being invisible for so long. "Yeah girl! You're looking hot! Why'd you change things up?" Mina says, trying to build on Eijiro's distraction. "It was something Hanta suggested. I just wanted to honor his sacrifice…" She says quietly, tanking the mood by reminding them all that the tape hero was gone.
Omake: The Phantom Toad
While Tsuyu is dealing with the traumatic loss of her uncle, she is grateful to hear that her immediate family survived unharmed, even if her home was burned to the ground. Then again, that was to be expected. Ganma Asui may not be a former hero, but he's still a very dangerous man. He's a retired member of the Kotei no Ha, Japan's most elite special forces group. He saw action in the Vietnamese Invasions of Laos and Cambodia, an infamously nasty war that occurred twenty-three years ago and is largely considered Vietnam's Vietnam. China and Japan were both pulled into the war by Vietnamese aggression against their merchants in the South China Sea.
Ganma saw action in some of the most brutal battles, including the final battle, in which a combined strike force of China, Japan, Laos and Cambodia's most elite soldiers highjacked a Vietnamese cargo plane and used it to infiltrate Ho Chi Minh City. The plane was shot down fifteen miles outside the city, killing everyone on board except for Ganma. Despite this, he still managed to evade Vietnamese forces, eliminate all five of the members of Vietnam's Council of Generals and sneak back out of the country. With their military dictatorship in disarray, Vietnam fell apart two months later and Ganma was awarded the Supreme Order of the Chrysanthemum along with the highest honors available to foreigners from China, Laos and Cambodia.
To this day he is remembered and feared in Vietnam as the "Phantom Toad". His identity was never revealed in order to protect him from retaliation. Tsuyu looks over to Izuku with a bit of worry in her eyes. She still hasn't told him about this as she is afraid she might scare him away.
Ralph 'Izuku' Wiggums chuckles in the back of the school bus. "I'm in danger." He says.
Omake 3: Grandmadoriya's Secret Stash
There's a flash of light that draws everyone's attention and they notice Reginald Barrister standing there with a large green wooden chest. It is rather simple in design, but many of the Izukids turn pale at the sight of it regardless. "Oh god, please no…" Akira Yaoyorozu says in quiet horror. "Given how dark things have gotten, I thought it might be a good idea to bring something to distract you all." He says before opening the chest. "OH FUCK! IT'S GRANDMA'S SECRET STASH! EVERY IZUKID FOR THEMSELVES!" Hibiki shouts before trying to run out of the room, only for Chizue to grab him by the shoulder from across the room. "Hibiki… do you really want your parents to stay sad like this?" She asks before gesturing toward Izuku, who almost looks dead inside.
Hibiki pauses at this before sitting back down. Meanwhile, Mina, Setsuna and Toru seem to be walking toward the chest. Some of the others appear curious as well. The three girls see a box full of USBs and a couple of photo albums. Mina grabs a pink album with the name Hibiki on it and opens it. Her loud squeal of "OH MY GAWWWD!" startles a lot of the room's occupants.
"What?! What's going on?!" Denki shouts in alarm. "BABY PICTURES! ITS ME AND BABY HIBIKI!" She shouts in delight. "THERE'S STUFF FOR ALL OUR KIDS!" Toru screams excitedly, getting a sigh from her daughter Hikari. There is a mad dash from many of the mothers in question. It also appears that Inko Midoriya has somehow materialized from out of thin air, almost as if she was summoned by some magical spell. Izuku is confused as he was almost certain she was over in China helping treat the injured Japanese refugees. Masumi smiles before using her telekinetic bacteria to grab her stuff from the chest. She brings it over to her and her mother, who still seems to be too depressed to move. "There are videos on the USBs as well." Reginald said before plugging another USB into the television. "This one contains some of the 'greatest hits' so to speak." He adds.
Omake: Hayami's Explosion
"But before we get to that, Itsuka?" He asks. The orangette looks to the man in question. "It's time for Ibara to meet her daughter." He says. Itsuka and Momo both flinch at this while Ibara seems both happy and confused. Itsuka had been introduced to Hayami earlier, in the hopes that she might help Ibara deal with the shock of how different her daughter is.
Itsuka sits down next to the religious girl and grabs her hand. "Ibara, please don't freak out when Hayami comes into the room, okay? She's a bit… different, than what you might have expected." Itsuka says. Ibara seems slightly caught off guard by this, but she also seems a bit offended. "Itsuka Kendo, I don't know why you think I would ever have any problems with my daughter, I'm sure she's a fine, righteous young woman." She chastises. This makes both Itsuka, and Momo laugh nervously, making a few of the others curious. "You can come in now Hayami." Reginald says with a slightly mischievous tone.
Hayami enters the room in her hero gear looking extremely nervous. Jaws drop around the room at the sight of the woman, literally in Setsuna's case. Ibara freezes in shock at the sight of the heavily tattooed woman. Mina and Setsuna both burst into a fit of hysterical laughter at this. "Holy shit! That was a good one Hikari!" Setsuna says, thinking that the girl is an illusion created by Toru's daughter. The others turn to the woman in question sitting next to Toru. None of them seem to notice the slight look of irritation on Hayami's face aside from Daisuke and Akira. The way Hikari is smiling seems to throw the students off. "Nope, I've got nothing to do with it." Hikari says before pulling out a quirk nullifying collar and attaching to her neck. "See? She's still there." She adds.
They look back at the girl and sure enough, she still looks the same as she was when she came in. "Uhh… Himiko?" Mina asks. "Don't look at me, I'd rather look at pictures of my baby girl." The shapeshifter in question says from beside her own daughter on the opposite side of the room. She is clearly more interested in the photo album on her lap than what's going on. Aiko seems to have melted into a puddle of blood to escape her embarrassment. While Himiko may be more used to blood and death than the other students, the sheer scale of the attack has even given her nightmares; so, she needed a distraction. Akira and Daisuke both look at each other in concern as Hayami grows more annoyed. Hayami tends to stick her foot in her mouth when she gets angry.
"Mei? Did you make a new illusion machine?" Kinoko asks, turning to the mad scientist. Mei pouts at this. "Powerloader made me destroy baby number 37 after it traumatized half the class. How was I supposed to know a hologram robot would gain a malevolent personality and use its powers to terrorize half the school?! It's not like it was really going to devour anyone's souls! I haven't found out how to make a baby that can do that yet!" She shouts angrily as Hayami's eyes start to twitch angrily. Ibara is still frozen in shock at her daughter's appearance.
"So did somebody hire an actress or so-" Tsu starts to ask before Hayami explodes in anger. "NO! I AM NOT A MOTHER FUCKING ILLUSION; I AM NOT A GOD DAMNED DOPPLEGANGER AND I AM NOT SOME BITCH ACTRESS PAID TO STAND IN FOR SOME SORT OF BULLSHIT PRANK! I AM HAYAMI SHIOZAKI! I AM A WICCAN, I AM A WITCH, I AM A REFORMED VILLAINESS, I SWEAR LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR, I DRINK LIKE A DAMN FISH, I'M A PROUD PANSEXUAL WOMAN WHO IS UNASHAMED OF HER PERVERTED NATURE AND MY QUIRK CREATES TOXINS THAT ARE BASED ON THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS! AND IF ANY OF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT THEN YOU CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS!" She screams in rage, flooring everyone in the room aside from the Izukids, many of whom appear to be facepalming as Reiko and Ochako cover their daughters ears.
Hayami freezes in horror as she realizes what she just did. She slowly turns to her mother, who looks as if her eyes are about to fall out of her skull. "Umm… hello mother…" She says timidly. Ibara's eyes roll into the back of her skull as she slumps over on the couch next to Itsuka, having passed out in shock. "So much for easing her into it, ribbit…" Daisuke deadpans. The room goes dead silent briefly, but then many of the students burst into a fit of laughter. The laughter is short lived though, as more and more of them notice Hayami panicking.
Akira rushes over to her sister as the last of the laughter finally dies out. Hayami was terrified that her mother would reject her when she learned of her true nature due to her religious upbringing. "Hayami, breath." Akira says softly. "I-I-I can't believe I blew it this hard… She's going to hate me now…" The witch says. "I seriously doubt that." Itsuka says as she shifts Ibara so that her head is in her lap. "Yeah, Ibara may be a devoted Lutheran, but she's surprisingly tolerant, especially compared to some of the more extreme Christians that once existed in my country." Pony says. It is noted that she is wearing a translation device on her ear, which is why her speech appears more fluent in Japanese.
"Hayami, did you already forget about the Soul Mate Effect?" Reginald asks. The witch freezes before a look of relief crosses her face. "Oh right." She says as she blushes slightly. "The what effect?" Denki asks. Reginald stops briefly before facepalming. "Oh dear, I appear to have forgotten to explain that. Have any of you ever heard of things such as the Mandela Effect?" Reginald asks. "You mean like how people still can't remember if its Berenstain or Berenstein Bears?" Manga asks. "Correct, and the answer to that is that it was both. As you may remember, the universe goes in cycles, but with changes to each new incarnation. With each new universe, the spelling would shift. Due to how often that specific change switched back and forth, people often remember the alternate spelling from their lives in previous incarnations. Déjà vu works the same way, when you feel as if an event has already happened, that's because it has, just not in this timeline." Reginald explains.
"And?" Mina asks, clearly confused about why he brought that up. "The Soul Mate Effect works on a similar premise. While your memories may not return, the bonds you form often do. That's how the idea of soul mates and love at first sight work. When you connect to someone in enough timelines, you can form an emotional attachment which will follow you to the next timeline. It's why you have connected to your children so quickly despite only knowing them for a bit more than a week. It's also why your classes have bonded so fast." Reginald explains as Ibara starts to stir.
She gets back up and looks around the room before spotting her daughter. She notices the tears in her daughter's eyes and quickly realizes that Hayami must have concluded that she hated her. Ibara leaps off the couch and pulls her daughter into a crushing hug. "I'm so sorry I made you worry. I-I was just in shock when I saw you for the first time." Hayami sighs in relief at this. "I know mom, I just panicked is all." Hayami says. A few seconds later, Ibara pulls back and frowns at the girl.
"Although I do think a change of clothes is in order, and those tattoos have got to go if you are going to visit my family." Ibara says sternly. Hayami groans in irritation at this. "My clothes are fine mom! And the tattoos are part of my magic! They allow me to cast spells faster by acting as incantations." Hayami explains. "And that's another thing, no mentioning magic in front of my parents. While my family is tolerant of other religions, Witchcraft is still a sin, and my father is rather old school Lutheran." Ibara chastises. "Whoa, hold on, I thought you said they were tolerant?!" Setsuna asks in shock. Ibara at this. "You can believe something is a sin without being judgmental about it Setsuna, that's what they mean about loving the sinner and hating the sin. I know Christians in the early 21st century kind of made a mockery of that saying, but it still stands." She says as Hayami tries to sneak away.
"And where do you think you're going?" Ibara asks as the others watch helplessly. Itsuka tries to intervene, but Chizue grabs her by the shoulder. "Don't worry, this is normal for them. It's when they aren't speaking that you need to worry." She says. Aiko rematerializes as a chance to cause mischief arises. She leans over to her mother with a mischievous smirk on her face and whispers, "If this is how she reacted to meeting her daughter, wait until aunty Ibara finds out she's engaged to a literal Succubus who also happens to be the daughter of Satan himself."
Himiko turns to face her in wide eyed shock before Aiko points over to some of the people with enhanced hearing. The recently reformed villainess burst into a fit of giggles as she watches Kyouka's ear jacks flail wildly around her in shock. Jurota, who was drinking a glass of water at the time accidentally swallows it down the wrong pipe, triggering a coughing fit from the hairy man. Even Mezo seems to be caught off guard if the way his eyes briefly widened was any indication, but he quickly schooled his expression before turning an annoyed look toward the unstable Izukid. He clearly doesn't appreciate having a secret like that thrust upon him.
Just as Hayami is about to leave, Reginald appears in front of the door with an amused smirk. "Did you forget about something Hayami?" He asks, holding up an album with the name Hayami written on it. Hayami turns deathly pale as she stares at the album in horror. Meanwhile her mother stops mid lecture as she stares at the photo album. While she was a devout Christian, she was also a woman who enjoyed pure, innocent, adorable things such as children. This was enough to calm her down, but Hayami likely would have preferred a lecture over this embarrassment.
"And with that, let the show, begin!" Reginald says before playing the first video.
… A clip show in a fan fic? Yup!
Omake: Kyouka Caught Red Handed
The first video starts as a freeze frame. In it, an older Kyouka Jiro is holding her nine-month-old baby up in front of her mid twirl with a smile on her face. The students turn to the mother in question, who is violently blushing at the image. She does have a smile on her face, one which increases in size when she looks down and notices she grows another cup size. She also takes note of her new hairstyle. It is slightly longer than before, reaching down to her shoulders, but the left side of her head is shaved. Momo tilts her head to the side at this before turning to Kyouka. "It's a good look on you." She says, bringing the rocker girl even more happiness.
Of course, all joy goes out the window once the video starts to play. As she twirls around with her baby in hand, she realizes she is singing an upbeat bubblegum K-Pop song. Her face turns bright red, and her expression contorts to one of sheer horror as laughter explodes around the room. This continues for about eighteen seconds before the older Kyouka on the video freezes with her back turned after hearing a mischievous snicker, one that everyone recognizes. Many of the students look to the older version of Kyouka with pity.
The woman slowly turns around with her son still raised in her hands before coming face to face with her worst nightmare, an older Mina Ashido with her phone set to record. "Delete it… now!" Kyouka says in both rage and fear. "NEVER!" She screams gleefully before running away. "MINA, GET BACK HE-!" Kyouka shouts before the recording ends.
Omake: Mother's Spot
The next video shows a slightly shorter, teenage version of Daisuke Asui sitting on the ground with his legs crossed in a grassy park with a pond in the background. Near the frog boy is a jungle gym where they see two other boys climbing around, a nine-year-old Ryota Tokage wearing black shorts and a black shirt with a triceratops on it and a six-year-old Hibiki Ashido in a purple shirt and brown shorts. Setsuna and Mina squeal in delight at the sight of their sons, causing the older Ryota to sigh while Hibiki chuckles nervously. All three of the boys seem to remember this event as the other two turn to Daisuke. The large amphibian man nods at them, fully aware that this might cause a little bit of friction at first.
The video starts and we see Ryota scrambling around the front of the jungle gym before leaping off it while laughing. He ends up landing right on Daisuke's back and wraps his arms around his neck. Daisuke's face turns to an expression of anger, shocking the audience. The shock intensifies as Daisuke reaches behind him and throws him into the nearby pond with a splash before the video pauses. "WHAT THE HELL?!" Setsuna shouts angrily at Daisuke while the others look to the man in surprise. "Keep watching." Ryota says. The video plays and Ryota surfaces in the water. "WHAT THE HELL DAISUKE?!" He asks. "Do not get on my back." Daisuke says curtly.
"Why not? Aunty Tsu hangs off your back all the time." Hibiki asks. "That is mother's spot. Not his." Daisuke says before calming himself. "I'm sorry, please do not do that again." He says before returning to his seated position. The two boys shrug before going back to playing as the video ends, confusing the others.
The next video starts immediately, showing a small, wiry four-year-old boy with long green hair in a wolf tail wearing black swim trunks with frog faces on them is standing in front of an exterior brick wall next to a pool with a look of determination on his face. The current Daisuke croaks softly at the sounds of cooing all over the room. The younger Daisuke leaps up toward the wall and tries to stick to it like his mother, only to fall onto his back. He grunts before getting back up and trying again. He tries and fails two more times before an older Tsuyu Asui walks out the front door wearing a tight, one-piece swimsuit.
The students are floored at the sight of the older frog girl. She seems a little pudgier than before, but her curves have grown rounder. Her hips have widened out a bit and her thighs are slightly thicker than Mirko's though she seems to have a layer of softer fat on hers rather than the pure muscle that the bunny girl has. Her breasts are also a bit larger and her cheeks are fuller, to the point where they may even give Ochako a run for her money as the best ass in Class 1-A. Mina sums up everyone's thoughts by saying "Damn Tsu, you are totally rockin' that mom bod!" Tsu croaks softly in appreciation of the compliment.
The younger Daisuke croaks in frustration, drawing his mother's attention. "Daisuke? What's wrong?" She asks. "I threw a ball on the roof, and I can't get it back. I was trying to climb up the wall like you do, but I can't!" He says before sniffling. "I just want to climb walls like you…" He says sadly, getting a chorus of coos from the audience. Without another word, Tsuyu picks her son up and wraps his arms around her neck. She uses her quirk to climb up the wall while Daisuke giggles happily, melting the girl's hearts so much that even Setsuna forgets about her earlier anger.
Tsuyu arrives on the roof and grabs the ball before throwing it into a nearby pool. She then leaps into the pool with Daisuke squealing happily as they splash water everywhere. Tsuyu swims to the side of the pool and sets Daisuke on the edge. "Daisuke, we don't have the same quirk. Your quirk is much better than mine. You can heal from wounds that would kill most people, your croaks are much more powerful than mine and you can grow claws from your hands. You are going to be a bulky close-range brawler like your grandfather. My father can't climb walls either, I got that from my mother. We'll start getting you training in Judo and Muey Thai like Itsuka suggested soon, okay?" She says. Daisuke grins at his mom and nods enthusiastically at this before the video ends.
"It's like I said in the video, that is mother's spot. Having her there calms me." The older Daisuke says, getting a round of coos from the others. "Pfft… Mama's boy." Hibiki says. This causes the other Izukids to turn to the pink skinned boy with raised eyebrows. "What?" He asks. "Are you seriously calling him that? Your almost as much of a mama's boy as he is." Ox says. Hibiki turns purple as his mother hugs him and squeals.
"Wait, if Daisuke and Hibiki are the mama's boys, then who's the daddy's girl of the group?" Setsuna asks. "Akira." The Izukids state in unison, causing the cyborg in question to blush as all eyes turn to her. "I-it's just that he understood what it was like to be quirkless…" She says in embarrassment. Many of the students understand that. "Speaking of mama's boys." Reginald says before starting the next video.
Omake: Dancing Pinks
Mina squeals in happiness when she sees her three-year-old son running up to her and Toru Hagakure. Toru squeals when she sees her own daughter wrapped in a blanket. The girl couldn't be more than a month old. "Wow Toru, you got your figure back quick!" Setsuna comments causing the usually invisible girl to grin. Hibiki is wearing a white t-shirt with two Predators from the Alien vs. Predator series on it and brown shorts. The shirt depicts a larger Predator holding what appears to be an infant version of the species. The shirt says 'Mama's little predator' on it, causing the students to coo. The older Hibiki tries to become one with the couch in embarrassment.
"You think it's embarrassing now, wait until we show these to Chitose." Masumi says mischievously, causing Hibiki to blanch. Mina turns to the girl with a suspicious look on her face. "Who are you talking about?" The alien asks. "NOBODY! START THE DISTR- VIDEO!" Hibiki shouts barely catching his mistake. Hibiki sighs in relief as Mina gets absorbed into the sight of her son running up to her on the video.
"Mama, look! I found a new dance style on the internet! It's called the Irish Stepdance! Can we do it together?" The little boy asks. Some of the audience members more knowledgeable of international culture pale at this. "Uhh, are we about to see a three-year-old try one of the most difficult dances on the planet?" Pony asks nervously. Mina turns to the girl with a slightly offended look on her face. "Excuuuuuuuse me? You did not just call my son's ability to d-" Mina starts to say until Setsuna's levitating hand turns the alien's head toward the television, where the video in the video is already playing.
Mina's face turns pale when she sees just how fast the dancers legs are moving. She finally understands Pony's question. Her son is only three years old in that video, there's no way his legs are developed enough for that; hell, she doesn't even know if her legs could keep up with that pace. The older Mina on screen doesn't seem to share her concerns though as she pops up from the couch. "Think you can keep up with your mama?" The Mina on the video asks. Much to everyone's surprise; the older Mina manages to copy the dance perfectly. Her legs are clearly more developed than her teenage self. "Yup!" Hibiki says before falling in beside her and copying the dance as well, stunning the audience.
"Wha-but how? I only saw it once." The younger Mina says as she watches in amazement. "And how is a three-year-old able to do that?" Itsuka asks as she watches the toddlers rapidly moving legs. "That's one of the more unique properties of the Phylarian race, they can mimic movements after only seeing them once if they are physically capable of performing them. As for Hibiki, his combined Homo Quirkeas and Phylarian genetics allowed his legs to develop a lot faster than normal, he was running at seven months. Try doing the dance yourself Mina." Reginald says. Mina shrugs before getting up. Much to her shock, she does it perfectly for a few seconds. It's almost instinctual. Of course, even her legs can only handle so much abuse and she falls over a few seconds later. "Owwie." She says before rubbing her ankles.
Izuku rushes over in a flash of movement with his eyes wide. "That's so cool Mina! You could learn a person's fighting style in seconds with that ability!" He says excitedly. Mina blushes deep purple at his praise. "Th-thank you Midori, but can you help me up? M-my ankles hurt." She says. Izuku blinks before he gets an idea. "Sure, I'll massage them for you." He says before picking her up off the ground bridal style; completely oblivious to the effect this has on the practically glowing alien girl. He sits her down next to him and places her feet in his lap. Mina's wings sprout from her back rather rapidly in response to the pleasurable feelings, hitting Mineta in the face while Denki and Kirishima narrowly avoid them. "Ohhh Gawwwd Midori." She slurs pleasurably. "Uhh, how about we start the next video." Momo says as she and many of the other girls glare at her with slight jealousy.
Omake: The End is Nigh!
Another video starts and this time it is set in what looks like a shared living room and kitchen like the UA dorms. "Oh right, this video. One second." Reginald says before vanishing briefly. He returns with a box of odd-looking mechanical goggles similar in design to Mei's. "You'll all need to wear these filtration goggles for this one." He says drawing confused looks from everyone except the future children. Several of the Izukids chuckle at this while Bachiko pouts at them.
"Why? What do they do." Tenya asks. "They prevent cuteness overload." Reginald says, stumping the students. "This video contains a three-year-old version of Bachiko. Back then, she was so adorable that she had been known to send people into something akin to a diabetic coma upon the first time seeing her." Reginald replies with a straight face. Several of the students giggle at this. "You should probably treat this more seriously. Uncle Denki was out for a month the first time he saw her, ribbit." Daisuke says. This draws skeptical looks from some of the students as Denki immediately puts the goggles on. "Look I'm not playing the video until you put them on, so just go with it." Reginald says. They shrug before eventually complying.
The video resumes and a wild-eyed Denki rushes into the shot rambling like a mad man. "Oh God, Oh shit, Oh fuck! Everybody head for the bunkers! Fire and brimstone is about to rain down from the skies!" He shouts in a panicked tone. His body seizes up briefly as he is attacked by a stray earphone jack. Kyouka rises from a nearby couch with an irritated look on her face. "Damn it Jamming Whey, I was trying to take a nap." She says groggily as the front door opens and Mina, Toru, Fumikage, Yuuga, Eijiro, Kojiro, Tetsutetsu, Ibara, Kinoko, Manga, Tenya, and Jurota enter the house. Mina takes one look at Denki and quirks an eyebrow at him. "What's up with Denki?" The pink skinned woman asks.
The lightning hero turns to Mina and shouts "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" Everyone blinks a few times in confusion at this. "Okay, time out. I seriously doubt the world is coming to an end, it's a bright sunny day outside." Eijiro Kirishima replies. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTA-!" He starts to shout before he is attacked by another earphone jack. "Damn it Jamming Whey, why are you so convinced the world is about to end?" Kyouka asks.
"OCHAKO'S SHARING HER MOCHI!" He says, pointing over to Ochako who has a three-year-old Bachiko in her lap and a bowl of Mochi next to her. Both are pouting at Denki. "Yup, they're doomed." Izuku quips, getting a look of betrayal from the younger Ochako.
Most of the girls and even some of the guys squeal at the sight of toddler Bachiko. She is wearing a strawberry onesie which further accentuates her permanent blush and freckles. "She looks like a big… straw…berry." Toru says as she starts to feel a bit woozy. "Uh oh, Mom?" Hikari asks. "Turn the settings on her goggles up a bit. I had a feeling she would need it considering how sensitive she is to cute overload." Reginald says. Hikari reaches over to a nob on the goggles and sets the filter from medium to high.
The video resumes and all hell breaks loose. Ibara drops to her knees and folds her hands in prayer. "Dear Lord, I don't know what I did to miss the Rapture, but I am sorry for all my wicked ways. Please spare me from your eternal wrath." The pious woman says as Mina and Toru run past her flailing their arms in the air and screaming "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" The two women diving behind a couch, flipping it in the process before making a makeshift bunker out of whatever furniture they can find. Tenya rushes over with a look of panic in his eyes as he attempts to calmly direct the others to the shelter. Kojiro Bondo arrives a few seconds later and starts to glue the makeshift shelter together. Meanwhile, Manga starts saying "PING, PING!" with his quirk, summoning large steel Pings which he uses to reinforce the shelter. "WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ARMOR FOR A VAULT DOOR!" Mina shouts as Manga dives in upon completing his task. "WE'LL USE KIRISHIMA AND TETSUTETSU!" Jurota shouts as he rushes over with said boys under each arm.
While everyone else is laughing at their shenanigans, Tetsutetsu and Kirishima turn looks of betrayal toward the hairy beast man. "Bro?! You're sacrificing us?!" Tetsutetsu says. "That is so not manly." Kirishima says. "I'm sorry?" Jurota says, unsure of how to respond. "Damn man, you have to admire their commitment to the joke." Mineta says.
Back in the video, Dark Shadow pops out of Fumikage with a look of terror. "Fumi! Save me I don't want to die! It's eternal darkness, and I'm scared of the dark!" This makes both the Fumikage on the video and the one watching freeze with identical 'what the fuck' expressions on their face as even more laughter ensues. "You're what?" Video Fumikage asks. "I'M SCARED OF THE DARK FUMI! WHY DO YOU THINK I LOSE CONTROL IN TOTAL DARKNESS, I DON'T LASH OUT IN ANGER, I'M JUST SCARED!" Both Fumikage's pause at this.
"Are you telling me that all those times I've had to suffer from your outburst were simply because you were a scared man child?" Video Fumikage asks as audience Dark Shadow starts to look nervous. "Uhh, kind of?" Both Dark Shadows reply. Both Fumikage's turn to glare at their respective Dark Shadows.
"Yuuga?" Video Fumikage asks. "Oui?" Both Aoyama's respond. "Dark Shadow was the one who destroyed your year supply of Special Sparkle Bodywash back in the first year at UA." Fumikage says. "TRAITOR!" The Dark Shadows shout. "IL QUOI?!" (He What?!) Both Aoyama's shout in rage. "Mon Dieu, avez-vous une idée à quel point c'était difficile à obtenir?!" (My God, do you have any idea how hard that was to get?!). "Since we're all doomed anyway, would you like to spend our final moments tormenting Dark Shadow?" Video Fumikage asks. "Oui." Both Aoyama's say sadistically as the two Dark Shadows gulp in fear. The spectator Dark Shadow immediately withdraws into Fumikage, but the video one isn't as lucky.
The sounds of Dark Shadow's tortured screams can be heard as Eijiro and Tetsutetsu embrace in a manly hug as they are glued together by Kojiro. "Bro, I love you." Eijiro says to Tetsutetsu. "I love you to bro." Tetsutetsu replies. "No, I mean, gah fuck it!" Eijiro says before kissing Tetsutetsu. The steel hero seems surprised at first, but he gets into the kiss a few seconds later. "I mean I LOVE you. I have since our second year, and I just couldn't figure out how to say it. "Me to bro." Tetsutetsu replies. "Bro!" Eijiro shouts. "Bro!" Tetsutetsu replies before they start making out.
The room is filled with roaring laughter at this. "S-seriously?! That's how they got together?!" Setsuna struggles to shout through her laughter. Mina is on the verge of passing out from laughter as tears go down her eyes and her cheeks are slightly purple. "Bro! That was the manliest confession ever!" Eijiro says defensively. "Yeah, you tell them bro!" Tetsutetsu chimes in.
A few minutes later, the door opens and Izuku appears holding a stack of pizza boxes. His expression turns to shock when he sees the chaos he is walking in on. Yuuga Aoyama appears to be attacking Dark Shadow with a makeshift flame thrower from the left corner of the room. The table in the center of the room has been reduced to a flaming pile of ash. Manga and Jurota are trying to pick up Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, who have fallen over on the opposite side of the room. All while Ochako and Bachiko watch the chaos from the Kitchen while Ochako washes the dish she had her mochi on.
"Holy crap! It's like the Donald Glover meme!" Denki shouts as the laughter continues. Some of the more meme inclined students stop laughing briefly and tilt their heads before realizing he's right. This causes the laughter to intensify.
"W-what the hell is going on here?!" The older Izuku asks. Ochako sighs explosively at this. "They think it's the end of the world because they saw me sharing mochi with our daughter." She says with an "I'm so done with this shit." tone. Izuku freezes at this before he slowly starts laughing. This makes Ochako pout at him, causing the green haired boy to put the pizza's on a side table before holding his hands up in mock surrender before turning to the others. "Alright, alright. Guys! The world isn't ending! Ochako's been sharing her Mochi with Bachiko for months, this is just the first time she's done it outside her room." The chaos halts at this. "S-so the world isn't ending?" Mina asks, peeking her head out of the makeshift bunker. "No, i-" Izuku starts to say before the door opens again. This time, Mineta enters with La Brava by his side. "Hey guys, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Manami Aiba." This causes Ochako to drop the dish she was putting away, causing it to shatter. "MINETA HAS A GIRLFRIEND? OH MY GOD, IT REALLY IS THE END OF THE WORLD!" The gravity thief screams as she and Izuku join the others in panic. "QUICK EVERYONE INTO THE BUNKER BUILT BELOW THE COMPOUND!" Izuku shouts before grabbing Ochako and his daughter and disappearing in a flash of green light.
The others burst out of the makeshift bunker as Mina screams "WHY DID WE FORGET WE HAD A BUNKER HERE?!" The video ends a few seconds later, zooming in on Mineta's "Are you serious?" expression. It takes a few minutes for the laughter to die down, but it eventually does once the next video starts.
Omake: Babysitter Experiments: Uncles Denki and Mineta
An older Mei Hatsume is at home setting up the last hidden camera in a large, luxurious living room that almost makes Ochako faint. "W-where is this?" The stunned girl asks. "Originally it was the United Alliance Headquarters, a housing unit where heroes could be rapidly deployed at a moment's notice by allowing them to live together. You saw it in the previous video. The Government sold it to the Yaoyorozu family after the war against All for One to help pay for rebuilding Japan. The Yaoyorozu family ended up giving it to Izuku and Momo as a home for their rapidly growing family." Reginald says. "H-how big is it?" Ochako asks fearfully. The time controlling man chuckles at this.
"Izuku, be ready to catch her." He says to her green haired boyfriend with an amused tone. "It is a 50,000 square foot house overlooking Tokyo from about midway up Mount Fuji. It has 30 bedrooms, 25 bathrooms, an Olympic sized indoor pool. A large greenhouse/butterfly garden with a koi pond and a waterfall, a state-of-the-art training room/gym with equipment for a multitude of different quirks, three state of the art kitchens, two home theaters, an indoor ice-skating ring, a workshop the size of a large aircraft hangar next to a private airstrip, and three separate guests houses, a shooting range/combat area and a VR disaster simulator all on a 125-acre plot of land. It has a value at a little over 320 billion yen." Reginald says.
While everyone there appears to be in shock, Ochako's expression is what amuses the man the most. She is sitting there with her eyes bulging out of her skull doing a very good impression of a goldfish. Izuku pokes her cheek to get her attention, but the girl appears to be in a catatonic state. "Ah, that's about the size of our summer house in the Maldives. It seems a bit small, but I suppose it works." Momo says. Kyouka turns to the rich girl with a deadpan expression. "Momo, your money is showing." She says, causing the taller woman to blush. "Hmm, she didn't pass out." Reginald says before resuming the video.
A seven-year-old Isamu Hatsume, an eight-year-old Aiko Toga, a five-year-old Hibiki Ashido and a ten-year-old Masumi Komori are all in various parts of the living room. Yume Intelli is there in her adult form, confusing Saiko. "How much older is my daughter than the others?" She asks. Yume giggles at this. "I'm technically only four there. When my quirk manifested, I instantly turned into this. It wasn't just physical either, my mind jumped up in development too. It really threw the doctors for a loop." The cartoon girl says.
Hibiki Ashido is wearing khaki shorts and a shirt with a picture of a chest burster coming out of a hole in the shirt. Mina squeals again as Hibiki groans. "Aww man, how many of these am I going to be in?" Hibiki asks.
Himiko squeals as the blood puddle forms in front of her again. Aiko is wearing a white skirt with red flowers that look like blood spots on it and a black t-shirt with a bat on the front. Kinoko squeaks happily as a few dozen mushrooms pop up beside her, making the older Masumi giggle. She's wearing a pair of brown shorts and a red shirt with the words 'Fun Gal' written in what appears to be mushrooms on it.
Mei grins wildly at the sight of her daughter wearing suspenders with a white shirt and a tool belt. The fact that she is covered in dirt doesn't bother her at all. The younger Isamu appears to be in the middle of dismantling a toaster with a small silver cyborg squirrel beside her. The cyborg's back is open, and Mei quickly notices that Isamu is looking for some copper wiring to connect the squirrel's upper and lower 'spine'.
There is a knock on the door, which makes the older Mei smile. "Research for the perfect Robo Babysitter is good to go." The older Mei says. Denki chuckles at this from the audience. "Oh man, I'd hate to be the guy respon-" He starts to say, only for Mineta to slap a hand over his mouth. "Shut up you dummy, you'll-" Mineta starts to say before the door opens revealing the older Mineta and Denki; "jinx it…" Mineta says despairingly, causing the students to laugh at their misfortune. Denki gasps at his appearance. "Holy shit! I actually pulled it off!" He shouts, pointing to his older self's face. The older Denki appears to have grown a goatee with side burns shaved to look like lightning bolts leading to his beard.
Several of the girls frown at this. "I don't really know if I want Mineta around my kid." Mina says, voicing the concerns of many of the other mothers. "Uncle Mineta's actually pretty good with kids." Ox says, causing many of the girls to look at him like he grew a second head. "Hmm, I guess being at eye level with most five-year-olds probably would buy him a lot of respect." Kyouka comments, causing many of the students to laugh while Mineta glares at the girl.
"Uncle Mineta!" Several of the kids shout before rushing to greet the grape themed hero. The way Mineta interacts with the kids so cheerfully throws a lot of the girls for a loop as some of their opinions about the pervert start to shift. "Thanks for coming at such short notice guys!" Mei says. "No problem, I don't mind watching the kids for you, you are working on my support gear after all." Denki says. "Yup, speaking of which, I should head for my workshop now! See ya!" Mei says before rushing away.
Mineta walks over to the couch and turns the television on before switching to Hibiki's favorite cartoon. He then tosses one of his old grappling hooks to Isamu before reaching into his backpack. He pulls out a bag of what looks like blood and throws it over to Aiko, who grabs it happily and starts to drink it. He then grabs a set of petri dishes with what looks to be small bacterial growths in it and sets them in front of Masumi, who grabs them before running off to her room. Finally, he tosses a new video game over to Yume. The girls arms stretch out to catch it with ease before rushing to her room. The girls are stunned as they watch the diminutive hero single handedly pacify the five most troublesome Izukids in less than a minute. "Like I said, he's good with kids." Ox says.
"Nice! This should be a piece of cake with you around." The older Denki says. Mineta has his brow furrowed in worry though, as if he can sense something is off. "What's up?" Denki asks. "Hey, where's Rika?" Mineta asks Hibiki. "She and aunty Yu went to a new gym that just opened." Hibiki says without turning away from the TV. "And Daisuke?" Mineta asks. "Hiking with mama Tsu." Aiko adds. Mineta starts to sweat a bit nervously at this. "Akira?" He asks with slight apprehension. "Shopping with Momo." Isamu says. Denki finally starts to understand the situation they are in. "Ox?" Denki asks fearfully. "He and Pony are in Texas with Grandpa." Isamu says. "Tatsumi?" Mineta asks with slight panic in his voice. "Concert with Kyouka." Denki says, having talked to her earlier. "Hikari? Ryota?" Mineta asks as he begins to lose his cool. Denki realizes he must be getting desperate if he thinks those two would help reign them in. "Ryota and Setsuna went to a new dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum in Kyoto and Toru and Hikari went shopping with… Momo…" Aiko adds quietly as Masumi and Yume both return to the room.
The five children come to the same conclusion immediately before turning in unison to look at the two terrified men with mischief in their eyes. "Oh crap, they figured it out too." Mineta says as his face turns pale. "Are we going to die?" Denki asks as the children's eyes turn red and their teeth turn razor sharp inside the duo's minds.. "Probably." Mineta replies before all Hell breaks loose.
Deku is swinging through around a fishing dock in Tokyo with Black Whip fighting a sapient Octopus alongside Queen (Mina), Red Riot (Eijiro), Real Steel (Tetsutetsu), Comic Man (Manga), Vine (Ibara), Ryukyu, Selkie and Sirius of the Oki Mariner and Kamui Woods. The fifty-foot-tall bright red monster swings one of its dozens of spike covered tentacles at Deku, who must use Fa Jin in conjunction with float and Blackwhip to dodge it. Mina slides up next to him as Selkie is knocked into a large wooden crate.
"Why is a villain attacking a fishing dock anyway?!" Mina asks. "She's not a villain, she's a non-sapient octopus that just happens to have a quirk. Her name is Kanaloa, and this isn't her first attack. This area's been getting overfished quite a bit recently, so she's likely hungry. I keep telling the Government that storing large amounts of fish in one area is likely to attract creatures like this, but nobody listens." Selkie says. Mina looks to the creature with sadness in her eyes. "Well now I feel bad for the poor thing… Are we sure we can't just give it some fish?" She asks. "Already on it. I convinced the company that owns the dock to drop a net full of fish a few miles off the coast. We just need to lure her out there." Selkie says as Ryukyu dives on the creature again. Kamui Woods barely manages to pull a trapped dock worker out of the way before a large tentacle smashes the container he was hiding behind. The wind suddenly begins to shift and the three of them look into the sky and smile when they see Inasa 'Gale Force' Yoarashi flying in.
The smiles turn to frowns as Mina gags from the smell of fish the wind brings. Sure, there was a fish smell before, they're at a fishing dock; but this is much stronger. "Dinner is served! Come and get it big girl!" He shouts bombastically. Kanaloa freezes as the heroes stop attacking. She turns toward the source of the odor as the color of her skin starts to dull before pausing, as if considering her options. Eventually, the creature turns blue and starts to swim away, deciding that the new food source would be easier to obtain than whatever they have at the docks.
"Whew. That was a tough one!" Eijiro says. "Agreed. I just hope they get this overfishing situation solved soon. This is the third attack on this dock in the last month." Kamui Woods says as Ryukyu lands next to them. "Just be glad it wasn't King Legs. That crab is tough as hell." Selkie says as the smell starts to blow away courtesy of Gale Force. "How many sea monsters are there out here?" Mina asks. "In this area? It's usually just the non-sapient Japanese Spider Crab King Legs attacking the coast like this. Kanaloa came in a few months ago from her usual home near Hawaii. Most of the attacks hit fishing ships out at sea. There's four quirked whales out there, a few more octopi, a lobster the size of a battleship, a few sharks, a flying ray and dozens of different fish crustacean that we can't really identify as well as a few villains and hermits with quirks that keep them confined to the ocean." Selkie says.
"It's Grulok that you really need to worry about." Sirius adds. "Ahh, Grulok's fine unless you mess with his food supply." Selkie says. "He's a 150 foot long sapient Dunkleosteus, a species that was supposed to have gone extinct way before the dinosaurs even existed by the way. He's sunk more ships than any quirked animal in known history." Sirius says. "It's more than just his species, that entire class of animals is supposed to be gone, their extinction paved the way for vertebrates like us. But he must have missed the memo on going extinct; and most of those were whaling fleets. Whales are the only thing big enough to feed the big guy now days and they nearly went extinct in the 21st century. He single handedly annihilated the Japanese whaling fleet when they tried to bring the practice back seventy years ago. I'd give him a medal if I could." Selkie replies. Izuku chuckles at Sirius and Selkie's banter before he notices Ibara walking up to him.
"Honeysuckle?" He asks. Ibara turns beet red at the sound of his pet name for her, especially upon hearing the snickers of her former classmates Manga and Tetsutetsu. The video pauses as many of the students start to laugh at the cutesy nickname.
Ibara's eyes are wide, and her cheeks are bright red at hearing this. Izuku seems to be red as well as he makes a few squeaking noises. "H-honeysuckle?" Setsuna asks while struggling to breath. "I-it's a type of flowering vine. It was one of my favorite plants in my mother's garden when I was growing up…" She says in surprise.
"I used to grow it as well, but it got out of control usually. One of Izuku's earliest memories was when he fell out of a second story window of our house. He would have been seriously hurt had the honeysuckles not caught him halfway down. I had been putting off trimming them for a while. If I had been more proactive, they likely wouldn't have caught him." Inko adds.
At this point Mina's cheeks puff up in anger. "NO FAIR! WHY DOES SHE GET A CUTESY PET NAME WHEN NONE OF US DO MIDORI?!" Mina shouts flailing her arms around like a maniac. Setsuna stops laughing immediately and glares over at the green bean. "Wait- yeah. What the hell Greenie?" She asks her boyfriend. A lot of the Izukids seemingly wince at the outburst.
"M-Mina… my father and mother's relationship blossomed under rather tragic circumstances." Hayami says, silencing everyone. "Mother's parents had just died a week ago, and it wasn't a clean death either. She had walked into their house to discover their mangled corpses." She adds. "WHAT?!" Ibara screams in horror. "Father wasn't doing well either, that was around the same time Bachiko…" Daisuke says before trailing off. He didn't finish his sentence, but everyone immediately understood what he was talking about.
Masumi frowns as the mood takes a dark turn, but then she grins as a mischievous idea pops into her head. "It's not all bad though. Daddy and Aunty Ibara both got stupid drunk and nine months later Hayami was born!" She shouts. "WHAT?!" The others shout as the Izukids simultaneously facepalm. "I-I-I-I" Ibara starts to stutter as her face turns bright red while everyone turns to look at the pious woman. She ends up passing out in shock, causing some of the students to burst into laughter. Hayami sighs at Masumi's outburst. "While I appreciate you changing the subject, did you have to reveal the accidental nature of my conception? I knew mother would react like this." Hayami says.
"Hey! Don't be so negative about it! Team Accident represent!" Hibiki shouts proudly, causing his mother to squawk before blushing dark purple at her son's outburst. Ochako tries to cover Bachiko's ears, but she freezes when the little girl cheers. The brunette starts to float up to the ceiling at the implications of this.
"Oh God damn it, not this again." Ox says as Ryota woots victoriously, causing his mother to fall apart in embarrassment. Hayami glares at Masumi. "You knew this would happen, didn't you?" She asks. Masumi grins mischievously before adding her own cheer, causing mushrooms to erupt around the room. "YAY TEAM ACCIDENT!" Tenshi cheers, causing Nejire to giggle and blush slightly. Hikari, Isamu and Aiko seem to confirm their status as the other members of Team Accident, and while Toru turns herself invisible to escape the embarrassing situation, Himiko and Mei seem unphased.
"Well, I suppose you should take the time to learn from your future self's mistakes." Momo says. The members of Team Accident all grin at the heiress, causing her to freeze. She slowly turns toward Akira, who appears to be blushing at the attention. "Uhh… Woo?" She adds. Momo turns bright red at this, and she squeaks in embarrassment right when Rika, Mount Lady and Midnight enter the room. "What's all the fuss about?" Rika asks. Ox sighs at this. "They're humiliating their mothers with the Team Accident thing again. There's nothing wrong with being a planned child you know." He say, causing Pony to sigh in relief.
Rika looks offended at this. "How dare you! You can't throw an accident party without the original accident!" She says, causing Yu to squawk in embarrassment. Her face starts to turn red, but then the blood drains from her face when she feels a malevolent teasing force to her side. She gulps before slowly turning to look at Nemuri. She immediately wishes she hasn't as the woman has a grin on her face so viscous it made her look like a villain. "Oh my, didn't anyone ever teach you about birth control Yu?" She asks teasingly.
Rika turns to look at her mother and realizes she just humiliated her. She honestly didn't even realize that would happen until now. "Damn it. Stupid autism." She thinks. She looks around the room hoping to find a way to fix it when she notices the stash of baby books. "Well, I guess that's the price I have to pay for my social stupidity." She thinks. "Hey mom, looks like they're going through Grandma's stash. There should be an album in there with my baby pictures." Rika says. The effect of her words is instant. The blonde recently turned vigilante increases her size slightly and essentially runs Midnight over trying to get to the box.
Reginald sighs at this, they averted one disaster by causing another one. "Back to the video." He says before pressing play on the remote in his hand.
"Izuku! Not in front of the boys!" She says, causing Izuku to blush. "Sorry, but I thought you were staying home today. Didn't Hayami want to tend the garden with you?" He asks. Ibara pouts at this. "No, she decided she'd rather go hiking with Tsu and Daisuke." She says. "Damn, ditched by your own ki-ACK!" Manga starts to say before getting a stray vine to the face. "Ahh well, Momo and Kyouka should be able to hold down the fort." Izuku says.
"Kyouka's at a concert with Tatsumi, she just posted a picture on twitter." Kirishima says, pulling out his phone and showing it to Izuku. The blood rapidly drains from Ibara's face upon hearing this. "I-Izuku, didn't Momo and Toru say they wanted to go shopping with Akira and Hikari today?" She says. "Hmm, yeah your right. Guess Mei's the only adult available. Looks like Rika's babysitting six kids instead of five today." Izuku says jokingly. Mina blanches as she realizes what Ibara means. "Uh, I-Izuku. Yu and Rika are at a new gym in downtown Tokyo…" She says. Izuku's eyes nearly fall out of his skull upon realizing what this means.
"S-so you're saying we left Mei alone with Masumi, Hibiki, Yume, Isamu AND Aiko?" He says fearfully. Manga bursts into laughter as everyone except Ryukyu, Selkie and Sirius share a look of concern. They've heard enough about life at the Midoriya compound to know that those are the most troublesome of Izuku's kids. "W-well Himiko should be there too. She's taking a nap after her long night patrol." Mina says weakly. "THAT DOESN'T HELP MINA!" Izuku shouts before he receives an SOS from Mineta and Denki. "Oh crap! Mei left Denki and Mineta in charge!" Izuku says. Mina gasps at this. "OH NO! WE NEED TO SAVE DENKI!" Mina shouts. "AND MINETA!" Izuku adds. "Meh." Mina replies "MINA!" Izuku shouts. "Ugh, fine; we'll save the little pervert too." Mina adds halfheartedly.
Unfortunately for them, Mineta's SOS signal was received by many people, many of whom were closer. They had no idea what they were getting in to.
First Attempt: Eraserhead
Eraserhead jolts awake at the sound of his phone. He had been napping after a particularly grueling night patrol. If he had been in his right mind, he would have shut his phone off and ignored the request for help. Sadly, he was even more sleep deprived than usual.
He gets out of bed and gets into his hero uniform before rushing to the Midoriya compound. As he first arrives, he hears an explosion that rattles the entire mountain side. He begins to consider turning around and forgetting this ever happened, but after making the trip up Mount Fuji; he decides he should at least check in on them. He arrives in front of the compound and notices his former student Denki walking around in a daze. He also seems to be wearing enough make up to be mistaken for a clown, causing the students watching to burst into laughter as Denki tries to hide.
"Whey…" Denki says to Eraserhead. "Hmm, they managed to overwhelm his circuit breaker." Shota says looking at necklace with a burnt-out circuit on it." Shota says to himself. It's around this time that Shota begins to contemplate turning around. Another ground rattling explosion comes out of the main house, followed by loud drilling noises, clanging metal and, for some reason he can't explain, an elephant trumpeting. He groans in frustration before walking up to the open door. Seconds later, a cloud of brown light that he recognizes as some of Masumi's telekinetic bacteria erupts from his capture scarf.
Before he can even respond, the scarf flies off his shoulders before simultaneously hogtieing, blindfolding and gagging the man in less than a second while leaving enough scarf left over for the little girl to drag her catch to his doom. A lot of the students burst into laughter at this, although Nemuri appears to be louder than most of them.
Second Attempt: Fat Gum
The giant yellow hero is enjoying an ice cream cone with nearly a dozen scoops of ice cream on a reinforced park bench in Tokyo when he receives the message. He looks at his phone and his eyes widen. "Oh boy, better go check on them." He says before devouring the ice cream and cone in one quick movement.
He arrives six minutes later after hitching a ride on a news helicopter. He jumps out of the helicopter intending to land in a roll, but then an odd smell hits his nostrils. "Is that caramel?" He says before hitting a patch of 'dirt'. Surprisingly, he sinks into the 'dirt' patch. He manages to get his head out of the strange material, but then the 'dirt' solidifies. He looks around in surprise before realizing that what he thought was dirt was a pool full of caramel. "Hey! I wanted to do that!" Yume shouts from the side of the pool. "I've been caramel dipped. How ironic." He says before turning to Yume. "Can you get me out of here?" He asks the cartoon girl. "Nope!" She says, popping the P. "If I did that, you'd make us stop misbehaving. I'll let you out later." She adds.
Fat Gum sighs at this. "Well can you at least bring some of the caramel closer? I can't reach it from here." He says. Midnight, Mount Lady and some of the students giggle at this response. Yume giggles before pulling out a radio. "Hey Isamu, Fat Gum landed in the pool. Can you use your Caramelizer to keep him fed?" Yume asks. "Sure thing sis." Isamu responds as the caramel rises in front of his face. "Thanks." He shouts before devouring the delicious sweet. The spectators have started to laugh again.
Third Attempt: Ingenium Tenya Iida
Tenya is wearing his armor with his helmet sitting on a desk next to him in the Team Idaten office doing paperwork when he gets the call. He sighs when he sees the location of the SOS. "Another disaster at the Midoriya compound. Now I get why they built it so far out of the way." He says. He grabs his helmet and puts it on as a wall splits open beside him like an aircraft bay door. The office starts to withdraw as a large platform with electrified rails emerges from the floor. Once the machine slides into place, Ingenium is encased in an orb of transparent blue energy. The younger Tenya watching the video's jaw drops at the sight of the device.
"They actually built it…" He says in shock. "Built what?" Mina asks as Mei's eyes widen in shock. "It's a magnetic catapult with a nullifier shield! He could launch himself at hypersonic speed to anywhere within a thousand miles without any repercussions like sonic booms or extreme g-forces! I WANT ONE!" The mad inventor squeals. "It's still going to be a few years before you and aunty Melissa manage to make one that's safe." Isamu says, causing Mei to turn a wild-eyed expression toward her daughter.
The magnetic rails thrum with energy as the device prepares to fire. The older Tenya opens a small hatch on his left forearm with a built-in computer before punching in what looks to be the coordinates of the Midoriya Compound. "Launching in 5…4…3…2…1…Launch!" A female robotic voice says. The current surges forward, launching Ingenium toward Tokyo like a rocket.
The moment approaches the Midoriya Compound, a giant hamster wheel with a magnet and a Faraday Cage generator pops out of the ground. "WHAT?!" Tenya shouts as the magnet activates, drawing him into the hamster wheel. The second he is inside the strange contraption, the Faraday Cage springs to life, trapping him inside. The video pauses as the suddenness of Tenya's capture catches everyone off guard. A few seconds later, some of the students burst into laughter at how he got caught by a child. The younger Tenya blushes furiously at this. "Izuku! How could you allow your child to get out of control like this?" He shouts with his arm chopping at high speed. Izuku turns to him with a deadpan stare. "You think I can control a Hatsume?" He asks. Tenya pauses before reluctantly conceding his point.
The video resumes and a video of Isamu appears on the front of the cage. "Silly Uncle Tenya, my mommy helped invent the Magnapault, do you really think she wouldn't have a way to counter it? The Magnaball stopped you in your tracks. "Why am I in a giant Hamster Wheel?" Ingenium asks.
"Oh, I added that in case I needed extra power. Mommy was so proud of me. Uncle Denki was a good battery for my experiments for a while, but he ran out of juice about an hour ago." The crazy young inventor says as Denki walks in behind her aimlessly. "Whey…" Denki says. "I will not humiliate myself by running in a hamster wheel!" He says. She sighs before pulling up a video of Tenya desperately trying to repair what looks to be a torn cardboard box of an All Might Figure with the phrase All Meat where it should say All Might. "Either you run, or I tell daddy that you're the one who tore the box of his limited-edition error version of Rookie All Might he got at Might Con 41." Isamu says. The older Tenya blanches before starting to run like his life depends on it.
Meanwhile the younger Izuku watching the video gasps in horror and betrayal as he turns to look at his friend as if he had taken a dump on his mother's grave. Elsewhere, Sir Nighteye feels a surge of severe emotional pain and rage, as if someone had committed a grave atrocity against him. "Tenya?! How could you?! Only six of those were made before they discovered the error and four of them were destroyed in a warehouse fire, they're priceless artifacts!" He says with a scandalized tone. "I'm sorry Izuku, but I had nothing to do with it, my future counterpart did that." Tenya says while bowing.
Attempt 4: Kamui Woods
Kamui Woods is swinging through Tokyo after dealing with a bank robbery when he receives the SOS. He swings up to a nearby roof before pulling out his phone. "Oh boy. Well, better go check it out." He says. It takes him a bit to make his way through the forest on the side of the Mountain, but eventually he snags a tree branch that snaps, catching the man off guard because it looked a lot sturdier than that.
A screen pops up with a panicked Masumi appearing. "Uncle Shinji, stop!" She shouts. "What's wrong kiddo?" He asks. "Th-that part of the woods has a bit of a bug problem right now…" She says nervously. "Bu-YEOWCH!" He starts to ask before he gets bitten. He looks down at his leg and he sees what bit him, a small ant. His eyes widen in horror as he recognizes the creature. He looks around frantically and realizes he made a horrible mistake when he sees half a dozen towering dirt mounds crawling with the same insects as the one that just bit him. "TERMITES! AHHHHHHHHH!" He screams before running toward a river he saw a little while back. He leaps into the river and frantically washes the termites off his body. The audience watching the video is laughing hysterically.
He sighs in relief when the biting stops, only to hear a strange chomping noise. He looks around and his face contorts into an expression of horror when he realizes what is making the noise. He is surrounded by American Beavers, which had been introduced by the Japanese government in the early 2100's to help restore biodiversity to Japan. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screams before leaping out of the water and running for his life. The laughter intensifies, with even some of the more reserved people such as Tenya Iida beginning to chuckle.
The man notices a large building in the distance and rushes blindly toward it. He bursts through a cargo bay door and slams it shut. He closes his eyes as he tries to calm himself down, only to hear strange mechanical noises. He cracks open one of his eyes and his stomach drops when he sees where he is. A few of the sawmill workers stare at the hero in confusion when he looks around in horror at all the trees being butchered. At this point, Kamui is so scared out of his mind that he forgets he's not an actual tree. He bends over and hurls at what is the tree equivalent of a horror movie setting. He then runs through the building before bursting through a wall, leaving a cartoonish hole of his body behind. At this point, even Tenya is in full blown laughter. Yu seems to have been hit particularly hard, having passed out a few seconds ago.
He starts to rush through the town, only to get knocked out by Hound Dog. The dog man sighs at this. "He really needs therapy." The canine hero says. Like the others, he had received the SOS, but he had taken one sniff and had discerned who was currently present at the compound. Upon realizing what was happening, he decided he wanted nothing to do with that. He had chosen to instead use the time to visit his brother, who happened to work at the sawmill. He watches as a green blur with streaks of lightning rushes past them and chuckles. "No wonder Shota called him a problem child." The man says to himself.
Conclusion: Daddy's Home.
The 9th wielder slides to a halt in front of the compound when he sees the strangest thing. Denki appears to be wandering around in a daze covered in makeup, his friend and colleague Tenya is running on a giant hamster wheel on top of the main house and his former teacher Eraser Head is hanging from a nearby tree looking like some sort of BDSM Piñata. A pink meteor rushes out of the door, only to be caught by the older green bean. He looks down and notices his son Hibiki with chocolate all over his face shaking like a drug addict and sighs. The girls coo at the sight of the squirming boy, causing the older Hibiki to turn purple. A flash grabs the pink skinned man's attention, and he pales when he sees Rika with her phone out and a devious grin on her face. "Annnnnddd sent. Chitose is going to love it." She says evilly. Hibiki pales at this as once again, his mother appears to be staring at him suspiciously.
Elsewhere, Chitose is sitting in an office waiting for Nezu and Detective Naomasa to arrive so she can work out a deal that will keep her out of prison. She absentmindedly pulls her phone out after hearing a ping and opens the photo. Her face turns dark purple when she sees the picture of her possibly boyfriend as a child. "So cuuute!" She thinks to herself.
Back with the students, the video continues with a helicopter landing nearby. The older Mina frantically leaps out of the helicopter before it can fully land and sprints toward Izuku. "He got into the cookies again." The green haired man says before handing his son over to Mina as Ibara exits the helicopter along with Kinoko Komori and Saiko Intelli. They had called Saiko to fly their private helicopter (Causing the younger Ochako to freak out again at the idea of having a private helicopter) and she just happened to be working with Kinoko at the time. Aiko is the next Izukid to appear, this time with her sleepy mother standing beside her. Izuku sighs as he realizes the vampire had at least tried to rein their most sadistic child in. A box truck with what appears to be a mobile workshop in it swerves up to them rather erratically. The door opens and Mei hops out. "That was great! I got tons of information for my robot babysitter!" She says ecstatically, causing Izuku to sigh as a car pulls up. Kyouka exits from the drivers seat before going to the back seat and helping a six-year-old Tatsumi out. He is wearing jeans and a Deep Dope: Final Tour shirt. The younger Kyouka barely manages to stop herself from cooing, but the devilish look on Mina's face tells the punk girl that Mina is fully aware what she almost did.
"Uhh, what happened here Green?" The older Kyouka asks. "We accidentally left the Devil Child Pack without adequate supervision." He says, causing the punk hero to pale. Before anybody can respond, they hear a loud "AWOOGA!" horn blaring around the corner. A purple orb appears in front of the house as Mineta hops for his life. An old-fashioned paddy wagon with the words "Looney Acres Asylum" on the side barrels around the corner in pursuit. The police van appears to have been given the mad max treatment, complete with a spiked roller attached to the front ripping the ground apart. Even Mineta's orbs are ripped to shreds by it as Yume's reality warping quirk goes nuts.
"IZUKU! SAVE ME FROM YOUR CRAZY DAUGHTER!" Mineta screams before jumping behind him. Izuku sighs before stepping in front of the vehicle and catching it. The vehicle crunches sending Yume flying out of the windshield. She hits the ground three times, yelling "boingy" with each hit as her body bounces as if it were made of rubber, before her mother manages to catch her. "Yuh-oh." She says as Saiko glares down at her. She sighs explosively at the girl. The younger Saiko appears to be horrified by her daughter's behavior. Yume just bursts into a fit of giggles. "Good times." She says fondly.
An explosion goes off in the house and Masumi comes flying out a window riding a piece of brown rock as she tests a new strain of jet propulsion bacteria. Kinoko sighs before running into the forest after her. The younger Kinoko glares at her Masumi, who appears to have no shame at all.
"Well, that's four of them. Now to find the mad scientist. I hope you can live with the consequences of whatever insane device Isamu made this time Mei." Izuku says. Said pink haired maniac laughs at him. "Whatever, I'm sure it's f-" She starts to say before her eyes widen in horror at the sight of her daughters latest creation. The others pale when they see a giant mechanical squirrel like monster limping out of the house. "Kill…Me…" The creature begs. "OH GOD! NO! I MISSED THE BIRTH OF MY BABY'S FIRST ABOMINATION AGAINST NATURE!" Mei wails in despair as Isamu exits the house with a look of pride on her face. Izuku facepalms hard at this.
Izuku looks at the monstrosity approaching him with pity. He leaps on the thing's back and snaps its neck, granting the things request with the practiced ease of someone used to mercy killing Hatsume abominations. With that, the video finally ends. It takes a few minutes, but eventually they all calm down. "Well, my work here appears to be done. I'll leave the rest of this to all of you." Reginald says before leaving the students feeling better than they were before.
Main Omake 1: Battle for the GOC
Yume Intelli, Tatsumi Jiro, Hayami Shiozaki and Tenshi Hado have met up in the office of an abandoned warehouse in the ruins of St. Petersburg, Russia. They are not alone, as they have gathered every magic user outside of the GOC's control. Their also seems to be an army of what appears to be demons with them. While most of the magic wielders are spread throughout the warehouse, preparing for combat, there are three other beings inside of makeshift planning room along with them. They are the leaders of three separate factions.
The first being is a black man with a white skull painted on his face. He is wearing a black top hat and coat tail with royal purple accents, a pair of dark glasses and a pair of cotton plugs in his nostrils. He is leaning in a wooden black chair that appears to be levitating roughly three feet off the ground with a cigar in his left hand and a glass of red wine in his right. He takes a long puff from his cigar and blows out a skull shaped cloud of smoke. Despite the seriousness of this situation, the man is completely relaxed. This is none other than the legendary Haitian Voodou Loa of the afterlife Baron Samedi. He is the leader of the League of Spirits, a group of lingering spirits who utilized magic to escape death.
Baron Samedi
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 187 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Blood Type: N/A
Basic Biography: The origins of Baron Samedi are a mystery, as whenever he is asked about them, he just playfully avoids the subject all together. He only became the leader of the dead because there were no other viable candidates. He is a crude, hedonistic man who never really cared for politics anyway. Despite this, he is still a caring individual who couldn't stand the orthodoxy enforced by the GOC. The GOC sees him as one of the greatest threats to their existence as, despite his laidback nature, he is incredibly powerful.
On the opposite side of the room is a very tall woman that can only be described as gorgeous, despite how obvious it is that she's not human. She stands at 6'9" tall, meaning she towers over most people. She is ruby red skin, curly black waist length hair with fiery orange highlights and black irises with blood red pupils. She has two eight feet long red leathery wings with black bones framing them and a pair of 1' long Scimitar Oryx horns jutting from her forehead. She also has a long devil like tail that slowly fades to black as it reaches the tip. On top of this, she has rather large melon sized breasts, a moderately slim waist, wide hips and an ample rear. Despite her rather sensual body, her clothing choice can only be defined as nerdy business style. She is wearing black wire rimmed glasses a fancy royal purple bolero jacket with a black satanic star on the back, a white dress shirt, a knee length purple pencil skirt and dark black boots with short, thick heels. The only thing she has that really fits the idea of her being a Succubus is a razor-sharp whip made of what appears to be bone. She walks over to Hayami and bends down to kiss the smaller woman.
Name: Rayalas
Formal Title: Grand Succubus, Princess of the Dark Kingdom
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 193 lbs
Gender: Female
Birthday: Unknowable to mortals
Age: Beyond our ability to understand
Blood Type: ?
Powers:
Gates of Hell: As the daughter of Satan, she can open a gateway to hell itself, allowing her to bring demonic warriors to fight by her side.
Immortality: Rayalas is beyond death, but she's not invincible.
Transformation: Rayalas can take the form of ones deepest desires, if they have a physical form.
Demonic Heritage: Rayalas' Demonic nature grants her a level of strength, speed, durability, flexibility and regeneration that greatly exceeds that of the average mortal.
Forbidden Knowledge: Rayalas has greatly enhanced intelligence, reaction time and perception. She is also very skilled in the use of magic.
Basic Biography: Rayalas is the daughter of Lucifer himself. She is an actual succubus and one of hells highest ranking beings, second only to her father and her oldest brother. She is engaged to marry Hayami Shiozaki. Despite her nature as a Succubus, Rayalas is quite timid and nerdy. She is here representing the Christian Hell. Her relationship with Lucifer is not good.
Q/N: Rayalas is another character from my RWBY Fan Fiction Children, Confessions and Confusion. I brought her over because the idea of a nerdy succubus dating Ibara's witch daughter amuses me.
"I take it Lucifer is busy defending Hell?" Hayami asks. Rayalas frowns at this. "Yes, Evolution's assault has hit our realm hard. We've already lost the Palace of the Damned and nearly sixty percent of Hell. He says this is the largest force he could spare, although considering how much of an asshole he is, I doubt that. Heaven is under siege as well, but Michael and Gabriel are holding the line. With Evolution controlling the gates though, they're cut off." The Succubus says. "Yes, I have been chased from my realm as well. It is rather unfortunate. I still do not understand how he could get there without magic." Baron Samedi says solemnly. "Nowhere appears to be safe from this abomination. Even my pocket dimension has been infiltrated." An old woman says angrily.
A frail looking old white woman with a nose long enough to give Redestro a run for his money, two milky white sunken eyes, iron teeth, grotesquely sagging breasts and more wrinkles than you could count approaches. She is wearing a long white robe with a blue silken sash. The most notable thing though is how she moves. She is sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a medieval Slavic looking cottage that appears to be walking on four chicken legs.
Name: Baba Yaga
Height: 4'10"
Weight: 106 lbs
Gender: Female
Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Blood Type: ?
Powers:
Alchemy: Baba Yaga is one of the best potion brewers on Earth. She can create debilitating toxins, enhancing elixirs and healing potions. She carries magical grenades which can warp the battlefield to her advantage.
Hexomancy: Baba Yaga is the world's greatest expert of curses and hexes. She has been known to cripple entire nations with her abilities.
Basic Biography: Baba Yaga is an ancient being from Slavic folklore. She is a ruthless, sadistic old woman who leads the Free Sorcerers, a group consisting of magic wielding sapient beings and magical mythological creatures who reject the GOC. She has formed a partnership with a spirit which controls her hut which she calls Pileh Prokhodilka (Pileh for Short)
Object of Power: Pileh Prokhodilka
Powers:
Chicken Legs: Pileh can move through the battlefield using its four 15' tall chicken legs. These legs are harder than most metals and they have razor sharp claws which can cut through all but the toughest materials. It's kicks are quite devastating. While it is usually rather slow, topping of at a speed of fifteen miles per hour, it can reach speeds of nearly 75 mph in short bursts.
Cauldron: Pileh has a large cauldron on the front porch that Baba Yaga brews most of her concoctions in. The Cauldron is capable of spewing a near endless stream of purple flames which cause rapid decay in most organic substances.
Apparition: Baba Yaga can summon Pileh to her position through a black cloud regardless of how far away it is.
Supernatural Durability: Pileh is much harder than most wooden structures, but it is not invincible. It can and has been destroyed on several occasions.
Basic Biography: Pileh Prokhodilka is an ancient spirit bound to serve Baba Yaga. It currently resides in a large egg kept in an old iron stove at the center of the hut, through which it can control the entire structure.
Hayami frowns at the old woman. She never liked Baba Yaga, as the witch was extremely sadistic; but at this point she needs all the allies she can get. "Quirks are a result of magical energy influencing genetic code, there are numerous quirks which interact with magical energy, so I imagine Evolution indoctrinated someone with a portal ability that could bypass mystical protections. Although Baba Yaga's domain being invaded is concerning. If he can break through her hexes, I don't know if anything could stop him. But he isn't our concern. Right now, we need to deal with the GOC controlling the Vault." Hayami says.
"This won't be easy. The Vault is what allowed the GOC to take control of most of the Magic on Earth in the first place." Baron Samedi says. "And we don't even know where the key to the Vault is." Baba Yaga says. "That's where I come in. My mentor in my previous timeline managed to locate and steal the key. She unfortunately does not exist in this timeline, having been killed by the GOC last year; but she told me where it is, and I have been able to confirm that it is the same location here." Hayami says.
She pulls up a map of the Viking ruins of Birka just outside of Stockholm, Sweden. "Damn, they had to hide it in Scandinavia. I imagine the place is crawling with Draugr." Baron Samedi says. The Draugr are the only type of undead spirit which the Loa has never been able to pacify. "The key to obtaining the Oovarian Scepter is a spell located in 'The Guardian', an ancient magical tome kept deep below Birka. The entrance to this cave is heavily guarded by Draugr, so a direct attack would likely give them enough time to get the Guardian out of there. However, I was able to find a vulnerability to the northeast of Birka, a few thousand feet below the facility itself. The Demonic Suppressor in this area is going to be down for maintenance for three hours a bit later today. You were able to get the Horror Worms, right babe?" Hayami asks Rayalas.
The Succubus nods at this. "Yes, but that was about all I was able to get. I got a pair of Balor to protect them, but other than that, it's just me." She says. "That's fine Ray; Balor can rip through Draugr like a hot knife through butter. If they can break in undetected, Baba Yaga should be able to infiltrate with my brother Tatsumi. His job is to protect her while she uses her curses and hexes to cripple their shielding. Once the shields break, the bulk of our forces will make a direct assault on the entrance to act as a distraction. Yume, Tenshi and Ray will be leading the charge there with most of Baron Samedi and Baba Yaga's forces. "I'm really good at drawing attention to myself." Yume says. "Meanwhile, I have arranged for Janus to drop a small group of people as close to the room where the Guardian is being held as he can. Baron Samedi and I will go after that. Once the portal drops, the GOC will be alerted to our presence; so, we need to be quick. I imagine the leaders of the GOC themselves will likely appear at this point. I'll take the Guardian to Momo Yaoyorozu; she should be able to unlock the Vault." Hayami says.
"Once the vault is released, the GOC will be weakened severely. From there we just need to subdue them. But be careful, I'm sure they have a lot of tricks up their sleeves." Hayami says. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go throw a party!" Yume shouts.
Deep below the surface of Sweden, a wall of rock collapses as a pair of large, bulky red beasts with flaming wings and horns barrel through. A dark purple light blasts its way out of the hole surrounding the area in a mystic shroud. Baba Yaga walks through the hole shortly after with Tatsumi behind her. "That hex should isolate the area from the rest of the base. You can be as loud as you need to. We have ten minutes to drop the shield before it is detected." The old witch says. They watch as the Balor make short work of the small horde of Draugr in the area they entered from.
The woman summons a small cloud of mist which she hops on to. "Lead the way young man." She says. Tatsumi rolls his eyes before he clicks his tongue a few times. He listens carefully allowing him to get a layout of the area. He notices a super dense crystal and determines the quickest route to the shield. They take off through the winding halls, only encountering a few Draugr on the way. "This is too easy, stay on guard." Baba Yaga says as they arrive at a massive antechamber with a giant black crystal surrounded by surging white lightning.
Before they can enter the room, a massive swarm of Draugr floods into the room. While this is concerning, it's their leader that is truly concerning. The greyish blue skinned man is roughly 27'5" in height and is built like a power lifter. His large nose appears to be slightly higher than normal and pushes out from his face more prominently. He also has a sloped forehead and a large bulge at the back of his skull. His limbs are shorter compared to normal people, but his body is much stockier. He is wearing large brown furs over chain mail on his chest, a silver skull cap and thick brown leather pants that appear to have been sown together from multiple cow and reindeer skins. He also has a white cloak made from the skin of the largest polar bear Tatsumi had ever seen with the massive head pulled over the top of his skull cap.
Name: Ymir
Height: 27'5"
Weight: 2,827 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 21000+
Blood Type: ?
Quirk Name: Frost Giant
Quirk Description: Ymir gains increased strength and durability and size based on how cold the area around him is. This is on top of his already enhanced power caused by his size. He also has a frost breath attack.
Basic Biography: Ymir is one of only three surviving members of the species Homo Neanderthalensis. Sightings of the man in ancient times also gave rise to the Frost Giant myth. He is also a member of the Society of the Ancients. He is of relatively high intelligence normally.
Object of Power: Shroud of Ursa North
Object Power: Ymir's cloak has a simple enchantment which drops the temperature in his immediate surroundings to -200 degrees Fahrenheit. This allows him to maximize his quirk as well as create a dangerous buffer zone around him.
"Damn it. Ymir! Why have you aligned yourself with the GOC?! I thought the Society of the Ancients wanted to stay out of human affai-!" Baba Yaga shouts before seeing a silver chain with a glowing red gem on it. "Well damn, I don't know if this is good luck or bad. The GOC appears to be using a mind charm on him. He's basically a puppet right now. If we can shatter the charm, he would likely inform the Society that the GOC has broken the terms of neutrality. They'd most likely join our assault after that." She adds before turning to D-Jam.
"You're going to have to keep them busy while I break the shield. The good news is if we can break through, the Draugr won't be able to approach us. You'll still have to deal with Ymir though, and they'll be able to get through in the last minute." She says before tossing him a bottle of bluish white liquid. "That's a Frost Bane Elixir. It'll protect you from the cold, but it won't stop his frost breath." She adds. Tatsumi nods before drinking the minty liquid and turning to the horde. "MOVE!" He shouts in a deep voice. This creates a shockwave which sends most of the Draugr flying. Ymir barely even seems affected by the attack though. The two surge forward as the battle against the GOC begins.
Tatsumi starts humming, creating a shell of white energy around himself to act as a sonic forcefield. His eyes and hair begin to radiate with all the colors of the rainbow as he assaults the giant. He lands an enhanced kick to the side of Ymir's skull; the massive warrior's head doesn't even move slightly despite the shockwave created by the impact. Ymir pulls a gigantic bearded axe from his back and swings at the sound warrior with enough speed to break the sound barrier, but D-Jam manages to leap over it using the energy from his energy shield to boost his speed. He lands on the giant's head and kicks off into the air.
"Buuuuur rah ah ah ah ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah." A vortex of blue energy forms around his fist swelling and pulsing with each 'ah' sound. He punches forward to send the vortex flying at the middle of Ymir's spine. The second before it hits, D-Jam detonates the attack with a deep "Boom!" The vortex explodes with enough force to rattle the entire chamber. This time, the attack manages to knock the giant off his feet, but he manages to bleed the energy off by flipping a few times in an impressive display of agility for someone so large and bulky.
D-Jam surges forward and barely manages to sidestep a frost breath attack before forming the energy around his left fist into a blade which he manages to jam between the 3rd and 4th vertebrae of his spine. He was careful to get it in just the right spot to avoid doing any permanent damage. He detonates the blade with a much softer "Boom.", likely trying to avoid harming the giant as he isn't fighting them of his own free will. Unlike most of his previous attacks, this one has a major effect, causing the giant's body to spasm for a few seconds as he falls to his knees and drops his axe. D-Jam forms a sonic blade with his right fist and leaps off the back of the downed Neanderthal and sends the blade flying at the amulet, hoping to end the fight as fast as possible.
Unfortunately, as he closes in, he gets back handed by Ymir, sending him flying into the Draugr. The undead attempt to swarm him, but D-Jam responds with a "Buh-buh-buh-buh boom!" His forcefield explodes around him at the boom sound, creating a shockwave around the hero that sends thousands of Draugr flying like ragdolls. Many of them slam into the cavern walls with enough force to smash their bodies to pieces.
His humming increases in volume, causing the energy surrounding him to increase in intensity. He boosts himself toward the giant again when Baba Yaga curses. "Damn it. They trapped the stone. I don't have time to break the hex, so I'm going to have to brute force it. My shield will drop on occasion allowing the Draugr in. Keep them off me." Baba Yaga says. D-Jam's eyes widen briefly as the shield collapses, but then he decides to get serious.
He adds a second hum, this one using sub harmonics to drop his pitch low. The ground starts to shake beneath them, throwing many of the Draugr off balance as he repositions in front of Baba Yaga. Ymir charges after him, grabbing his axe and knocking the Draugr unfortunate enough to be in his path to the side like ragdolls. The energy surrounding him starts to slowly intensify as he uses an energy enlarged hand to swing around his axe pole to launch himself up to the giant's skull. Just as the horde of Draugr close in on their position, he releases a loud "BOOM!" from his main mouth, slamming his enlarged fist into the giants skull with enough force to rattle the giant's brain. The resulting explosion also sends the first wave of Draugr flying. While many of them are knocked into the Draugr behind them, some of them slam into the walls and ceilings with enough force to explode on impact.
He tries to use his blade to the spine strategy again, but this time Ymir twists around and slams the hilt of his axe into the sound vigilante's ribs. This sends him bouncing across the ground before he slams into the wall. D-Jam gets up and winces when he realizes he must have broken a few ribs. Ymir is no joke. "Stop toying with the little ones! I have a sound shield spell up. Hit them with a resonance wave or something." She shouts. He flinches at that. He hates using those type of attacks, but he was already planning to do that. He had been using a third hum to try and find the right resonance frequency for the gem controlling Ymir. He finds it a few seconds later and finally releases a loud blast of sonic energy the moment Ymir charges forward. He stops all other sounds before releasing his most devastating attack, the Resonance Bomb. The entire cavern begins to shake violently as Ymir falls to his knees with his hands to his ears. Tens of thousands of Draugr closest to the fight suddenly explode in bits of bone, decayed flesh and leather armor. As the attack continues, small trickles of blood start to come out of all five mouth speakers and D-Jam appears to be experiencing pain. A few seconds later, the device controlling Ymir explodes and D-Jam falls to his knees.
The Giant shakes his head briefly before realizing that he is free of the GOC's control. "Wha-? Your resonance attack just weakened the hexes guarding the shield. A few more seconds and-" The lightning surrounding the shield generator stops abruptly and the crystal itself falls to the ground, shattering in the process as the shield sputters out around the base. A small group of surviving Draugr charge toward D-Jam, only to be sent flying by Ymir's axe. Baba Yaga makes her way over to the downed vigilante and frowns. "No time to rest yet, the battle's just beginning." She says before pulling out a bottle blue liquid with a sickly green glow. She pries the man's mouth open and pours the liquid down his main mouth. His body glows bluish green for a few seconds before he wakes up. "There, all better. Now let's get to the surface so Ymir can call his allies." Baba Yaga says.
Outside in the ruins just outside of Stockholm, the shield finally fizzles out. Draugr pour out of a series of caverns like swarming ants when this happens. A series of flashes erupt around the battlefield as various wizards, witches, sorcerers, mythical beasts and other magic wielders appear to join the defense.
These flashes pale in comparison to the brilliant blue light that erupts on a nearby hill. When that light dissipates, it reveals an ancient looking man with wild white hair and a very long white beard; both of which are full of sticks and leaves. He is built like a tank, wearing blue dyed leather armor with a black star on the front and silver chainmail sleeves. He has a cloak made of deer hide with a pair of massive deer antlers that are chipped and worn from combat. He is wearing chain mail over a set of thick leather leggings and fur lined leather boots as well.
"YOU DARE ATTACK THE TRUE HEIRS OF THE MYSTIC ARTS?!" The old man arrogantly shouts, his voice booming out over the chaos.
Name: Myrddin Wyltt
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 267 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 1700+
Blood Type: B
Basic Biography: This is the ancient Welsh Seer who would become the basis for the wizard Merlin. He is a mad hermit and arguably one of the most powerful magic wielders on Earth. Even the Oovarians attempt to steer clear of this mad man. He wields the forces of nature with devastating effect. He is also one of the highest-ranking members of the GOC. He harbors a vicious hatred for quirked humans, believing they have stolen the glory which rightfully belongs to magic wielders, namely himself.
Yume appears on top of another hill and her mouth opens cartoonishly wide. "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE MERLIN, WE'RE HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Yume shouts. Yume was specifically brought here to deal with Myrddin, as she would know exactly how to push his buttons. The mad seer's eyes widen in rage at the mention of the mythical being based upon him. He glares toward the cartoonish vigilante and shouts. "VILE BEAST, I WILL END YOU!" He shouts before surging toward her on a wave of gale force winds. "Bring it you Disney reject! Warner Brothers forever!" She shouts as she pulls out a massive hammer and slams it into the hermit's side.
This sends the mad man flying, separating the powerful man from the main battle. Yume pulls a comically oversized rocket with straps on the bottom out of her pocket and straps it on before taking off after him.
"Well, that was fast." Rayalas says before turning to Tenshi "Paladin" Hado. "Are you sure you don't want to go with her? There aren't a lot of quirked people here for you to enhance since it's mostly magic wielders." The Succubus says. Tenshi grins at the demoness. "Oh please, I'm far more than a one trick pony. Isamu would be livid if I didn't put her babies through their paces at least once today." She says as several cubes of machine parts come flying toward her on what looks to be rocket engines. Tenshi's mech suit whirs to life, opening various ports and connectors as the mechanical packages begin to unravel. (Q/N: For a review of her previous mech, read her debut in chapter 4.)
Parts start to noisily spin around the girl like a mechanical tornado as they begin attaching to the suit. A few seconds later, Rayalas balks at the mechanical monstrosity in front of her. To say the suit is armed to the teeth would be an understatement. Her main armguards with retractable kite shields have grown almost twice as bulky as before and they each have three mini guns being fed through belts inside of the arms, one on top and one on each side of her arms. She is also wearing Kabuto style Helmet with a bright blue Oni face mask with small horns on it. The Kabuto The rocket pod on her left shoulder appears to have moved itself to the back of her backpack, jutting over the top of her helmet like a Sashimono, only the flag has been replaced by a tower of missile launchers. The large mechanical arms appear to have increased by nearly three feet in length and there are now a second pair below those resting at her torso. The cannon on her right shoulder now has a wicked looking chainsaw bayonet below it and a second identical cannon has replaced the missile launcher on her left shoulder. Her leg armor has also doubled in width and their appear to be four flame thrower ports in them now. The wings on her jet pack appear to have doubled in length and they are loaded with additional missile racks and a pair of miniguns. Finally, her broadsword appears to have changed into an eight-foot-long Chainsaw/Daikatana hybrid with arcs of lightning streaking across the blade.
Rayalas shakes her head before turning back to the battlefield with a grim expression. "We're still heavily outnumbered. This is going to be a rough battle." Rayalas says darkly. "No worries, we had a plan to even the odds. With Myrddin out of the way, we can use Baphomet to severely weaken them." Rayalas gasps before bouncing like an excited little kid. "Uncle Baphy's here?! I thought he was in Hell with the rest of the legion?" Rayalas says happily. "Uhh, I think we're talking about a different Baphomet. This one is a goat-human-wolf-cyborg created by a Super Villainess to deal with magic users." She says. Rayalas turns to look at her with a confused look on her face. "A what?" She asks. Tenshi sighs as a bright red light appears in the distance. "He's the Soul Reaver's right hand man." Tenshi says. Rayalas frowns at this. "Uncle Baphy won't be happy about that. He hates it when people steal his name." Rayalas says.
They are interrupted by a massive red explosion in the center of the enemies position. The Draugr falter as their bodies weaken and streams of red light shoot out of the enemies. They are absorbed into said cybernetic monstrosity. "SO MUCH POWER! DIE FOOLS!" He shouts as Tenshi takes off. "CHARGE!" She shouts. Gunfire and missiles erupt from the heavily armed mech user, devastating the enemies front line.
"You heard the woman! They may have us outnumbered, but that opening attack has weakened their magic! Strike hard and strike fast!" Rayalas shouts before she and the others charge in as well.
The Mad Seer reorients himself in midair as he slams into a wide-open tundra. He slides to a halt, digging out a trench behind him as Yume lands nearby. "What foul manner of beast are you?!" Myrddin asks. Yume puts a finger on her chin and sticks her tongue out of the side of her mouth as if trying to think hard. "I'm not entirely sure. The writer has never really been able to figure out what the Animaniacs were. Some sort of mutated dog-monkey maybe?" She replies cheekily. "The what?! Your foul tricks won't fool me bea-!" He replies, only to be interrupted by a comically oversized pie to the face.
The pie explodes, sending the wizard tumbling across the icy landscape as Yume looks confused. She pulls a cardboard pie box out of her pocket and looks at the side. "Oh! That was a Cherry Bomb Pie, my bad, I thought it was just cherry." "Enough of your games fool! Prepare to die!" The wizard says before summoning hundreds of massive ice spears and launching them at the cartoonish vigilante. This causes the cartoonish girls eyes to expand in size and extend out of her eye sockets while her mouth opens impossibly wide and her tongue waves out of her mouth as she releases an "AWOOOGA!" style alarm sound.
She spins around like a tornado before reappearing dressed as a fire woman. She is holding a fire hose to her side, which promptly sends out a massive stream of flames which consume the spears. "I'm putting the Fire in Fire Department!" She says as Myrddin appears behind her with a four-foot-long morning star like mace that crackles with blue electricity in his left hand. "Wha-?" She starts to say before he slams the mace into her face. The cartoon girl goes tumbling across the ice before slamming into the wall of a large glacier, leaving a hole in the shape of her body in it. She crawls out of the hole with her face comically smashed in by the mace. She shakes her head and her face returns to normal a few seconds later.
The sound of rushing flames alert her to the mad seer's latest attack as he sends a barrage of fire balls at her. She spins again and this time she comes out of the whirlwind dressed as a baseball player. She waits for the fire balls to arrive before becoming a veritable hurricane of flailing limbs and swinging bats. She hits every one of the fireballs back at him, causing a loud smacking sound with each hit. The wizard looks to be in shock before he stomps his foot on the ground erecting a large stone wall to block the attack.
"What trickery is this? Those fireballs have no physical form!" He says before a loud sound of rushing wind alerts him to the girl's appearance. He only has time to look over and see the girl spit on the ground and pointing of into the distance. "I'm calling the shot!" She shouts before slamming the bat into his left side, sending the wizard flying. "HOME RUN!" She shouts.
She flies off after him only to slide to a halt at what most people would consider an absurd turn of events. It appears that Myrddin has a sword coming out of his chest where his heart is. "I w-what?" He says before looking back. "Y-you traitor…" He says weakly before slumping forward dead. His body falls off the sword, revealing a new enemy.
The creature appears to be a short humanoid rodent. He has reddish brown fur with tall triangular ears with hair tufts on top. He also has a squirrel like head and a large reddish brown fluffy tail. He is wearing leather and chainmail armor with red Fox fur on it and a pair of Red Fox head Pauldrons. He also has a 2-foot-long Berserker axe with a silver axe head encrusted with glowing blue runes and a black wooden round shield with an acorn emblazoned on it.
Yume's eyes narrow at the furry being. "Ratatoskr… I should have known the damn Squirrels would get involved here…" She says.
Name: Ratatoskr
Height: 3'7"
Weight: 81 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 2100+
Blood Type: ?
Quirk Name: Squirrel God
Quirk Description: This quirk is rather basic in function. It grants the wielder enhanced strength, speed and durability on par with All Might in his prime. It is fueled by acorns, because of course it is.
Object of Power: Squirjolnir
Description: This is a devastating axe forged in the depths of the Nordic Tundra.. It can generate and control lightning. It can only be wielded by worthy squirrels and is in no way a rip off of Mjolnir.
Basic Biography: This is Ratatoskr, the head of Acorn Liberation Army's Magical Wing. He is also one of the Army's most powerful warriors. Before this, he was known as a messenger of the Norse Gods. He is a notorious trickster and has no issue with fighting dirty.
Ratatoskr chitters aggressively at her, causing her eyes to narrow in rage. "My mother is a saint you Nut Muncher!" She says before spinning in a whirlwind yet again. This time, she is dressed in a comically over sized breastplate and greaves. She is also wearing a Viking helmet. "Taste the fury of my spear and magic helmet!" She shouts before charging at Ratatoskr. (Q/N: If you know this reference, your childhood was a good one and you win an imaginary cookie.)
Tenshi whirls in around in mid air and slices through the neck of a large stone dragon with her Daikatana/Chainsaw like a hot knife through butter. She raises her left arm and sheathes the sword with her right releasing a flurry of minigun bullets at a group of Draugr Archers. The launchers on her Sashimono missile pods appear to be rotating independently of each other, firing missile barrages in all directions to demolish man, beast and undead alike. A squadron of 30' tall Gargoyles fly at her from her "blind" spot with a small group of mages on their backs, only for her cannons to spin around and blast them out of the sky.
One of the Gargoyles still manages to get close, only to have its head torn apart by the bayonets beneath the cannons. The magicians riding its back got a face full of cannon shells for their trouble. Luckily for them, the shells appear to be full of a sticky slime like substance that hardens into a rubber prison before falling toward the ground. While killing constructs or the Draugr is fine, they're trying to preserve as many of the magic wielders as possible in order to bring them into the fight against Evolution once the GOC leadership has been dealt with.
Before they can hit the ground, they are caught in a massive three sectioned chariot behind a pair of fifteen-foot-tall horse headed humans in a honey gold colored box chariot with three wheels which is pulled by three geese with white, black and golden feathers. Each box on the chariot is nine feet tall, nine feet wide and nine feet long. The giants each pull a 9 foot long double edged Khanda style sword with a golden Hindu Basket Hilt. The twins stab the rubbery prison with a pair of swords causing it to explode in white light before dropping the freed fighters on the ground. They then ride back up to confront Tenshi, with the chariot releasing a light green mist that appears to energize friendly troops and heal small wounds. This allows Tenshi the opportunity to observe her foes. They are light brown skinned males clad in nothing, but a pair of metal plated golden shorts.
Name: Ashwini Kumara and Asvinau
Height: 15'1"
Weight: 891 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 7000+
Blood Type: AB
Magical Powers: The Ashvins are masters of the lighter side of Necromancy. While most of the world associates the field of Necromancy with death, that is only one side of it. Necromancy is the Arcane Art of both life and death. The Ashvins are amongst the world's most powerful healers capable of greatly enhancing the power of their allies.
Basic Biography: The Ashvins are ancient magicians from what is now Punjab (Formerly part of India.) They specialized in the healing and enhancing magics. Quirked individuals were not the only ones who would be seen as gods, as some powerful magicians would also be revered as such. The Ashvins are Hindi gods associated with medicine, health, dawn and sciences. Unlike most of the higher-ranking members of the GOC, the Ashvins do not really support the destruction of quirks, nor do they hold any grudges against humanity. They only support the GOC because they owe the leader for saving their lives.
"The Ashvins have revealed themselves." Tenshi says. "Good, split them off from the rest of the fight so they can't heal their allies. Remember, we want them alive. They aren't evil; they're just on the wrong side of things. If we take out the leader, they'll likely side with us." Hayami says over a communications channel. "Are we sure he will show?" Tenshi asks. "Shango is many things, but a coward isn't one of dem. He'll show up once we get close to the Guardian. Especially when he realizes I'm here. We got a score to settle." Baron Samedi says.
"We're about to breach the base Ray, keep the enemies attention on you and Baphomet." Hayami says. "Understood." Rayalas says.
Ratatoskr holds up his shield to block a spear strike from Yume, the force of which craters the ground beneath him. He swings his axe at Yume in retaliation, but the girl bounces back to avoid the strike. She pulls an old timey cannon out of her pocket and drops it on the ground before lighting the fuse. Ratatoskr follows her, unafraid of any cannon balls that might be coming his way, only for the cannon to fire another cherry bomb pie at him. It heads toward the squirrel, only to stop and hover in midair as a red stop light appears. A flock of birds starts to fly past as Ratatoskr uses the opportunity to get out of the way. The squirrel chitters at the girl tauntingly as Yume kicks the cannon away. Yume grins as the warrior falls for her trap.
She holds her spear into the air, only for it to be struck by lightning. Yume's body starts to flicker between an x-ray like image of her skeleton and her normal appearance before the lightning strike stops, revealing a soot covered Yume. She coughs out a puff of black smoke before her body disintegrates cartoonishly. She manages to pull herself together at just the right time to block a strike from his axe. Yume giggles at the sight of the pie she fired earlier. It has somehow sprouted cartoonish arms and legs and appears to be cartoonishly stocking the wielder of Squirjolnir as it flies in behind Ratatoskr.
"Stupid Nut Muncher, haven't you ever heard of a Homing Pie?" She asks. Ratatoskr's eyes widen in alarm briefly before he is blown over Yume's head by the exploding dessert. Yume grabs the squirrel man's arm before he can get too far away and spins him around in a cartoonish tornado before slamming him into the ground, causing his limbs to 'jump' off his body before reconnecting. Yume closes in to deliver the final blow, but before she can hit him, a giant acorn slams into her face, seemingly replacing her head.
The acorn blinks in surprise before Yume grabs the large nut and pulls it out of her neck. Her head then pops back out of the hole like how Tatami Nakagame's Telescopic quirk. She looks in the direction the acorn came from and growls angrily when she notices an entire battalion of acorn shaped tanks advancing toward her with Squirrel Infantry as support. "Ahh so you brought an army? That's okay. In the words of Robert Downy Jr.'s Iron Man:" Yume says before the roof of the tank that just shot Yume gets smashed in when a giant drunken hillbilly lands on top of it. "'We have a hulk.' A drunken one to be specific." She adds as Bubba Mack starts tossing tanks around like toys. Ratatoskr chitters angrily before leaping off the ground and attacking with his electrified axe.
A large stone wall explodes inward, revealing a giant ethereal purple skeleton fist that had just hit it hard. The fist rapidly evaporates into a wispy purple smoke which Baron Samedi and Black Sheep walk through cautiously. About a dozen Draugr rush in, but they are slammed into a wall by a mass of large black vines with enough force to cause them to fall apart. The vines retreat toward Black Sheep, who sends a pair of dull red energy pulses down each of the halls. Her eyes glow red briefly before she lowers her hands. "So far so good. That was the only group of fighters in the immediate area, and I took them down before they could sound the alarm."
"That's what you think young woman." A voice echoes throughout the hall. A massive double headed iron axe with geometric carvings in the blade and wooden handle attempts to cleave Hayami's head from her body, only to be knocked off course by an ethereal skeleton arm. A dark black skinned man suddenly appears and glares at the arm. "Samedi, you dare appear in front of me?" The man says.
"But of course, you can't have a party like dis without ol' Samedi poppin' in now can ya?" The Loa says as he appears in front of the man. "Go get de Guardian Hayami. Dis fight's been a long time comin'" He says.
Hayami nods before taking off, but Shango doesn't even attempt to pursue her. Baron Samedi takes a chance to observe his opponent, but very little seems to have changed about the former Yoruba King. He is a fairly tall and lanky man wielding a two-handed axe with two straight edged, triangular shaped axe heads roughly two feet in height at the long end of the blade made of iron on top of a four-foot-long wooden pole. He is wearing a necklace with six sets of four beads, alternating between red and white. He is also wearing a red cloth with cowrie shells printed on it as a sash over thick wide flowing white robe with red horizontal stripes and wide sleeves. The sash has a satchel attached to it full of blue stones that cackle with electricity.
Name: Shango
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 174 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 1000+
Blood Type: B
Magical Powers: Shango possesses power over lightning and flame. His electrical attacks are among the most powerful in known history, reaching up to 30000 kiloamperes, 1000 times as much as lightning. His flames have been known to melt mountains in a matter of seconds. He can also teleport by converting his body into lightning.
Basic Biography: Shango is the current leader of the GOC, having ousted Myrddin shortly after Nigeria regained its independence from the British in 1960. He is known in the normal world as the third king of the Oyo Empire, who would later be deified as the Yoruba God of Thunder and Lightning. He is a deeply ambitious man who is obsessed with gaining power. He doesn't even use actual spells, preferring to throw raw magical electricity he channels into his thunderstones and streams of fire he emits from his hands and feet until his target is destroyed. He is also skilled with his axe Oṣè. Despite his obsession with power, he is a highly civilized individual.
Shango laughs sinisterly at the man. "You better hope that girl can handle herself. She's in for a nasty surprise when she reaches the Guardian." The axe wielder says. "Don' be worryin' about Hayami. She can handle de Hydra." Baron Samedi says, shocking the other man. Samedi laughs at his reaction. "Do ya really think we'd come here without scoping de place out first? Myrddin's charms were strong, but we got Baba Yaga on our side." He adds, causing Shango to growl. "That changes nothing! Heracles was the only person who could beat the Hydra, and he's been dead for centur-." The King starts to say before he is forced to dodge as a giant blue ethereal skull erupts from Samedi's hand.
"De time for talkin' is over. We end dis today Shango." Baron Samedi says. Shango grins viscously as he grabs one of his thunderstones. "I couldn't agree more." He says before tossing the stones. They explode violently, releasing enough energy and heat to turn the ground below the impact to glass. The King starts to stumble forward as Samedi jumps out of the man's shadow and kicks him in the back. "Too slow." Samedi says. Shango manages to drive his axe into the ground and use his momentum to swing around the shaft before grabbing it at the last second and raising it into attack mode, slamming one of his thunder stones into the axe blade in the process.
Samedi prepares to dodge once Shango slams the axe into the ground, sending a massive wall of electricity straight for the Loa. He quickly spots a weak spot and lands seven feet away from the right wall of the tunnel. He lands in a crouched position and slams his fist into the ground, erecting a wall of strange black metal in a wedge shape to force the electricity around him harmlessly. "Ya still got dat same weak spot you had eight hundred years ago." Samedi taunts before raising his other hand and making a fist. A series of ethereal blue skeleton fists erupts from his hand, expanding to roughly six feet in width as they fly toward the ex-king at blinding speeds.
Shango tries to dodge, but he is forced to block the first two fists with his axe handle. "Gonna need ta do better den dat Shango." Samedi taunts as their fight continues. Elsewhere, Hayami finds herself face to faces with a legendary Greek monster.
A massive stone door explodes off its hinges, falling to the ground with an earth-shaking slam. Four 30-foot-tall tree men drop what looks to be a giant battering ram and charge forward, only to be reduced to slag in seconds by a dozen streams of sickly green acid in a matter of seconds. Hayami steps through the door with a pink energy field covered in ethereal pink cherry blossoms. More streams of acid collide with the forcefield, but the barrier holds strong, allowing Black Sheep to look around the room. "These acids are strong, but they're nothing compared to Aunt Mina's negative PH attacks." She thinks. She notices a pile of discarded heads and necks and sighs. "Of course, they made sure you were ready for battle." She says in exasperation.
She looks up to the source of the acid as the barrier starts to crack. Sure enough, the ancient Greek Monster has twenty heads already. The massive green creature as a long, serpentine body with four thick dragon like legs. The creatures body is roughly 400 feet long, 70 feet wide and 120 feet tall. The creature's back is covered in dozens of large black spikes that look like they're made of obsidian. Of course, its most defining feature is the mass of heads. Each head sits on top of a fifty-foot thick, 250-foot-long neck.
The large, 60 foot wide, 40 foot tall, 90-foot-long skulls house four massive red reptilian eyes and four obsidian spikes jutting from the sides of their upper heads which are angled backwards to give it a more streamlined look. Their 75-foot-long snouts narrow from a width of 50 feet and a height of 25 feet at the base to 15 feet wide and 8 feet tall at the tip of the jaw. They have a single row of large, sharp teeth that drip with sickly green acid with enough potency to burn through stone.
Name: The Hydra
Size: See description above
Weight: 150+ tons
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 78 mi
Blood Type: N/A
Quirk Name: Hydra
Quirk Description: Hydra gives this creature multiple abilities that were described in ancient Greek Mythology. It can fire streams of acid from its mouths and move deceptively fast given its immense size, but its most defining feature is its ability to regrow heads. The one thing that the myth got wrong was how this occurred. While cutting off the head does trigger the effect, this is because it destroys the brain. Anything that destroys the brain will cause the neck and head to fall off and grow two additional heads. The only way to prevent this is to find a way to seal the wounds before they can regrow. Contrary to the Greek Myth, the additional heads are only temporary. After roughly six hours of existence, the additional heads will fall off with the stump they emerged from sealing closed. This continues until only one head remains, leaving that head as its only head.
Basic Biography: The Hydra was part of a clutch of forty eggs laid by a species of ancient marine reptile known as Elasmosaurus. All the resulting hatchlings had the Hydra quirk. Of the clutch, only nineteen would survive into adulthood. Over the countless eons, more of them would fall victim to disease, disaster, famine and various other causes of death. By the time Hercules encountered the Hydra, only two remained. Hercules killed the Hydra he encountered, thus leaving the one Hayami is fighting as the last Hydra. This Hydra was captured and charmed by Myrddin in the late 14th century and has protected the Guardian ever since.
Hayami uses her vines to leap to the side a second before the shield shatters. She raises her left hand, and a large pink glyph appears in front of it. A few of the symbols on her arm glow pink as a massive spinning wooden spear shaped thorn surrounded by swirling cherry blossoms shoots out of it. It shoots straight toward the creatures abdomen, but it is destroyed by three acid streams before it can make contact. Three of the heads lunge at Hayami, but she manages to wrap her vines around one of them and swing out of the way, using her momentum to pull the head into one of the others with enough force to knock them both out. She then raises her right hand and a few of the symbols on that one glow green. One of the vines in her hair starts to harden and she fires it toward the incapacitated heads, binding them together as the vine detaches from her head.
This was the first plan she had come up with before the fight. If she can't destroy the heads, she'll try to incapacitate them. The third head lunges toward the other two, forcing her to fire another wooden spear at it to drive it away. Unfortunately, two more of the heads reach the unconscious ones and rip them off at the base. Hayami sighs as four more fully conscious heads sprout from the openings. "Damn it, I figured he'd do that. Still works as a distraction though." She thinks. Seven streams of acid are shot toward her, she grabs a nearby outcropping with one of her vines and pulls herself out of the way.
The Hydra huffs in irritation before inhaling deeply and pointing each head in different directions. Realizing what the creature is about to do, some of the symbols around her chest start to glow brown and symbols on both arms glow pink. She summons another shield and reinforces it with a thick wooden barrier on the outside that shoots out of the ground. All of the heads simultaneously coat the entire cavern in acid, dissolving any outcroppings and leaving the walls smooth. The wooden shell is destroyed as well, but the shield beneath it holds. Hayami groans when she realizes the creature just severely hampered her mobility by removing anything she could grab with her vines.
Luckily she has more than one way to get around. She raises both hands and her arms glow bright blue as a series of ornate looking glyphs appear around the area. The Hydra fires streams of acid to destroy them, but they pass through the glyphs harmlessly. Hayami grins at this. "They only turn solid when I land on them." She thinks as symbols on her legs begin to emit the same bright blue glow. She uses the glyph she is standing on to bounce at incredible speeds before leaping around the cavern like a blur. "Time for plan B, good thing I drank plenty of mercury this morning." (Q/N: She is immune to most types of poisoning and certain types of poison can even enhance her own toxins.)
As she leaps from glyph to glyph, she extends her vines and starts spinning like a top in midair. The thorns on her vines are dripping with red liquid with a silvery sheen. The cyclone of vines collides with 17 heads and necks, leaving long gashes smeared in the same silvery red liquid as her thorns. She dispels the glyphs and lands on the ground. "Still can't keep that maneuver up for long. I just need to hold out for a few minutes while the rage toxin seeps into their brains." She thinks.
Back outside, the battle with the bulk of the GOC's forces rages on. On the far side of the battlefield, it appears that Baphomet is wreaking havoc deep behind enemy lines. He is single handedly preventing any serious magical artillery support. Despite this, things are still not going as well on their side. Giant demonic bats made of lightning that explode upon reaching their target and goat horned serpents that breathe fire are pouring out of a portal made of black fire in front of her raised left hand as she chants in a language unknowable to mortals. While the bulk of the enemies are being held at bay by this, many are still managing to break through. These enemies are quickly cut to ribbons by her bone whip as it flies, stretching much further than its at rest length suggests it would be capable of.
Behind her is a group of twelve counterweight trebuchets made of obsidian and bone that seem to be controlled by magic. They are hurling masses of screaming flesh that explode violently upon impact with the ground. These are demons called Flesh Hurlers. She had managed to get them from her father at the last minute. Due to a lack of manpower, she is forced to defend them alone.
Despite the immense help these creatures have provided, they are still being overpowered by sheer numbers. Even accounting for how much Baphomet weakened the enemy, they are still outnumbered five hundred to one. They are further hampered by the fact that they are trying to avoid killing anything that can't be brought back because they are going to need them in the fight against Evolution. Fortunately for them, help is on the way as the worst person you could ever send high numbers against arrives. An explosion of melodic sound erupts from the mouth of a nearby cave as beams of light and energy fill the air.
D-Jam has arrived. A loud horn sounds off near D-Jam's position and all hell breaks loose as portals open all around the battlefield. All sorts of creatures, many of which are recognizable as creatures of myth and legend; charge into the battlefield as the fight begins to turn in their favor.
Both Ratatoskr and Yume are panting heavily as the scars of their battle are apparent on both the battlefield and the warriors themselves. The once pristine field of snow is now covered in ash, craters, dead squirrels and squirrel blood. Ratatoskr's fox head pauldrons have been destroyed, as has the fox fur on his armor. The leather has been torn in several places and parts of the chain mail have broken off. His tail also has a few patches of fur that have been burned off. Yume's comically oversized breast plate is lying on the ground in a mangled heap of bronze, leaving her with burned leather and silver chainmail, and the left horn on her dented helmet is missing. She is also sporting a black eye.
A few thousand feet away, Bubba has also been busy, as there are wrecked tanks and dead squirrels everywhere. A tank with its turret ripped off bounces across the snowy fields like a stone skipping on water, but Ratatoskr merely raises his axe and a bolt of lightning blasts the damaged vehicle to bits. The two warriors run toward each other with their weapons raised, screaming as their feet thunder across the ground. Yume dramatically launches herself into the air while Ratatoskr's entire body crackles with electricity as he leaps into the air to meet her, leaving a crater in his wake.
Time itself seems to slow to a crawl as both warrior's screams drop in pitch. The instant that their weapons are about to connect, a ringing cell phone causes both fighters to freeze. Yume and Ratatoskr both look confused briefly by this. Yume pulls her cell phone out of a pocket on her greaves that wasn't there a second ago and looks at it as Ratatoskr fishes his phone out of his armor with his tail. Yume looks down at the device and frowns. "It's not mine." She says. Ratatoskr looks at his own phone and notices the caller ID of Queen Slappy. He holds his finger up and answers as Yume looks annoyed.
She leaves her spear floating in its position before sitting in the air and crossing her legs with an irritated pout on her face. Ratatoskr also leaves his Axe floating as he answers the call and chitters. While Yume's knowledge of the Squirrel language is limited, she is able to get the gist of the conversation. Queen Slappy has realized that the battle is turning against them. Rather than wasting further resources on a doomed fight, Sally is ordering him to withdraw. Ratatoskr chitters angrily into the phone as Yume slumps over in depression. "Aww man, it was just getting to the good part…" She whines. Ratatoskr's chitters grow angrier before he eventually crushes the phone. He returns to his axe and Yume quirks an eyebrow out him.
"Disobeying orders? Alright, I'm cool with that." Yume says before leaping out of her "seat" and returning to her previous position. They both reset their war faces and prepare to resume their battle. Unfortunately for the two warriors, fighter jet with an acorn appears and fires a missile which blows the two fighters away from each other. Apparently Queen Slappy of the Acorn Liberation Army had expected his refusal, as a portal opened behind Ratatoskr, separating the two warriors and ending the fight prematurely. When Yume realizes what happened, she screams angrily before pulling her modified Bradley Fighting Vehicle out of her pocket and jumping into the gunner's seat. "GOD DAMNED FLYING SQUIRRELS!" She screams as she shoots the jet down.
The pilot and co-pilot eject from the plane, chittering angrily and shaking their fists as they float down to the ground on their parachutes. Meanwhile, what's left of the army retreats, but not before the Redneck Ogre manages to smash one last tank using a torn off tank turret as a hammer. Yume sighs before walking over to Bubba Mack and giving the giant a fist bump. "Thanks for the assist big guy. See ya later." She says as a portal opens for the giant vigilante. "Alright, let's go see how Rayalas is doing." The cartoon girl says.
Tenshi follows the Ashvins, having separated them from the main fight by blasting them with dozens of concussive cannon rounds until they were over a low traffic part of the Baltic Sea. "So, it appears that you have separated us from the main battle." Asvinau says. "A wise move indeed, as we can no longer support our troops in combat." Ashwini adds. "But if you think we are helpless alone-" Asvinau says. "You are a fool!" They both say at once. They raise their swords in unison and the blades glow briefly before firing two beams of solar energy at Tenshi. She engages the rockets on her left side to dodge the attack before drawing her sword and charging in. The Ashvins leap out of their chariot with their swords at the ready, and order their geese to stay away from the fight.
Ashwini steps in front of his brother and raises his sword to block Tenshi's Daikatana/chainsaw. Sparks erupt from the point of contact as the rotating blades of Tenshi's weapon collide with the blade. Asvinau flies in from the side on a gust of wind and tries to take Tenshi out, but she uses her rockets to push herself away from the attack and blast Ashwini with her Concussion Cannons. "I know you two don't agree with the GOC's ideology. You should just stay out of the way until Shango has been dealt with." Tenshi says. The twins frown at her words. "We cannot." Ashwini says before sending a pillar of solar energy at her. She dodges to the right, but Asvinau rushes forward with his blade drawn on another wind gust. "We are honor bound to assist Shango." Asvinau says as Tenshi blocks his strike with her own sword.
Tenshi grits her teeth as the giant uses his superior size against her. "Well, had to try at least. Baron Samedi will break those chains." She says before using her rockets to disengage. "He will try, that much is certain." Asvinau says before raising his sword above his head. "But he has tried many times, and neither one has ever truly won." Ashwini adds before firing a beam of solar energy from his own sword. The beam hits his brother's sword which then releases a concentrated explosion of energy toward Tenshi. The mechanized warrior's sword glows with its own energy which she releases in a horizontal slash before her cannons fire concussive rounds at the side of the attacks. The cannon shells explode, nullifying the attacks from the side and the energy slash cuts the remaining blast in half, allowing Tenshi to pass through and open fire at point blank range on Asvinau with her guns while sending a flurry of missiles toward Ashwini.
Ashwini shoots the missiles out of the air with solar beams, but the distraction prevents him from assisting his brother and Asvinau is unable to dodge, forcing him to take the shots head on. "Asvinau!" Ashwini shouts as his brother falls toward the ground, only for one of Tenshi's rockets to separate from her suit and wrap the unconscious twin in powerful steel cables before dropping him back in his chariot. Ashwini grins at this. "So, it appears we have underestimated you. I apologize for that. Allow me to show you the true strength of a Deva." He says.
Back with Hayami, things have taken a rather horrifying turn. The rage toxin has done its job and now the heads have started to attack each other mindlessly. Luckily the Hydra has a limit of twenty heads maximum, otherwise the room would likely fill with Hydra Heads. That said, the pile of discarded heads is rapidly growing. "With the heads distracted, I can hopefully get close enough to break whatever barrier they put around the Guardian, grab it and run. There's no need to kill the Hydra, Myrddin's charm will break off in a week and the creature will be free again." Hayami thinks to herself as.
She raises her right hand and an eye like tattoo appears on her forehead as she casts a scrying spell to analyze what other protections surround the Guardian. The Guardian is apparently wrapped in a forcefield of blue lightning roughly forty feet in diameter. Three large balls of orange fire rotate around the outer edge of the forcefield, although if you look closely you can occasionally see a small glimmer of whitish blue in them and sitting just above the book itself is a transparent golden bubble that contains what looks like a small hurricane. There's a bright orb of yellow light hanging right above the bubble, but there is a barely noticeable white thread linking the orb to a ring of black flames with arcing white lightning racing around the outer edge.
"Hmm, looks like the first line of defense is a strong Arcane Shock Field, likely Myrddin's work. There's a fireb- no wait, that's just a disguise, it's an ice spear trap disguised as a firebell using an invisible illusion spell, that's also Myrddin. There's a Sunbeam on top that would trigger a Snap Hurricane spell, that's the Ashvin's contribution and finally there's a massive Thunderflame Bomb with an Ethereal Tether linking it to the Sunbeam. Damn, I could have used the Snap Hurricane to blow the Arcane Shock Field which would have fried the Ice Spears if that Tether wasn't there. A trap within a trap, Shango's too damn clever. This is a very well-built barrier." She thinks.
She notices one of the heads rip another head off by the throat and toss it right in front of her before having its head crushed by the jaws of another head. She notices a small stream of acid coming from the heads mouth and smiles. "Of course, I could just use this. I need to time it right though, otherwise I'll blow us all into the stratosphere." She thinks. She uses one of her vines to quietly drag the head toward her. She raises her left hand to the side and summons what appears to be a slingshot shaped tree with vines in place of a string. She carefully observes the trap for about three minutes, committing the pattern of movement to memory. About halfway through watching, she hears the frantic shouts of Shango as the man races to stop her. A sudden zapping sound tells her that the man is contained for the moment.
She pulls the head into the giant sling shot and waits for the three fireballs to arrange themselves so that the flat end of the triangle they make is facing away from her. The white lightning arc is on the left side of the ring of black flames and the fireball to the right side releases a small glimmer of light. "NOW!"
She launches the head at a roughly 80-degree angle, aiming for the bubble with the hurricane. A small stream of acid is flung ahead of the Hydra head, burning a hole into the Arcane Shock Field. The head flies through the hole and past the tome, but not before a drip of acid hits the Ethereal Tether, snapping the connection. The head itself collides with one of the concealed ice spears, causing it to launch itself toward the sunbeam. The sunbeam hits the bubble, releasing a massive gust of wind that disperses the Arcane Shock Field and blows the other two spears away. One of those spears manages to rebound and strike the Thunderflame Bomb just as the hole in the Arcane Shock Field starts to close. The Thunderflame Bomb goes off, enlarging the hole significantly as Hayami launches four of her vines toward it. Three of the vines are glowing pink as they grab the hole to hold it open while the fourth wraps around the Guardian. She pulls the Guardian free and severs the other three vines before they combust. "YES! Now to get it to Momo." She says before snatching the book out of the air and opening a portal. Leaving the Hydra heads to fight amongst themselves as Shango is consumed by his own attempt to escape..
Baron Samedi tumbles across the ground after being blasted by an explosive fireball. Things are not looking good for the Loa, as his suit appears to be singed and his hat is missing. He also appears to have a burn on his left cheek and his right arm is broken. Shango, on the other hand appears unharmed as he walks through the hallway with a dignified grace befitting of a king.
"How many times must I teach you this lesson you old fool? I drove you from the motherland and yet you continue to fight me." Shango says. Baron Samedi chuckles at this, "True, but de New World be a nice place too, especially Haiti. Although my favorite party towns are gone. De Americans won't rebuild New Orleans and Rio's been a drag ever since de Neo Catholic Church built New Vatican. Dey banned Carnival, can you believe dat?" He says jokingly. Shango responds with another massive ball of flames, which Samedi manages to knock off course using a giant ethereal skeleton hand.
"Damn, he's stronger den usual, probably leeching energy off de Guardian as well as de Vault. Gotta keep him busy." Shango walks slowly toward him before coming to a sudden halt. Both men feel a change in the air the moment Hayami casts her Scrying Spell. "No! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY STRENGTH FROM ME!" Shango shouts before taking off in a blast of smoke. He is so distracted that he never notices Samedi smirk before creating an ethereal blue skeleton bat which flies through the wall without issue. Just as Shango arrives at the entrance of the chamber, he finds himself ensnared in a massive red spiderweb. "Anansi! Release me at once old fool!" Shango shouts as Baron Samedi catches up. An older looking black man with a rather wiry frame suddenly appears in a flash of light. He has long gray dreadlocks, and he has eight milky white eyes as well as a spider like mandible in place of his lower jaw. He is wearing a long, smock-like cotton fabric that wraps around his body called Gonja cloth, leaving the left side of his torso exposed. The fabric is red with elaborate green spider webs crossing it. The man also has eight long obsidian black spider legs emerging from his back.
Name: Anansi
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 121 lbs
Gender: Male
Birthday: ?
Age: 32000+
Blood Type: A
Magical Powers: Anansi is likely the most powerful illusionist in the world. His illusions are so powerful that they can trick the subconscious mind into believing they are real, even if the conscious mind is fully aware they are fake. This results in the target's body even responding as if the illusion is real, such as being unable to walk through seemingly fake objects.
Basic Biography: Anansi is the oldest living magic wielder on the planet. He was able to drastically reduce the speed he ages at by drinking the venom of a magic spider. One of the side effects of the spell was the growth of his more spider-like features. It is not perfect though, and Anansi is getting toward the end of his lifespan. He appears in African Folklore as a Trickster God of sorts. He has a habit of beating people far stronger than him through trickery.
"Not this time Shango. Your mad lust for power ends this day." Anansi says. He says as blue flames erupt around the web. Dozens of large ethereal skeletal arms burst from the flames and wrap themselves around him. A pile of ethereal blue bones erupts as Baron Samedi emerges from it dusting his slightly singed hat off before putting it back on. "Dis is de end of your reign of tyranny over de magical world Shango." Samedi says as Hayami starts to build up her power.
"NO! IT WILL NOT END LIKE THIS!" Shango shouts before his body erupts in a massive ball of fire and electricity. "Shango, I wouldn't use a Thunderflame Bomb on yourself if I were you. Dere's no way you'll be able to control that kind of power without de Vault strengthening you." Baron Samedi warns. "THEN I'LL SETTLE FOR TAKING YOU WITH ME!" The former King shouts in rage as his body begins to glow like a small star. Hayami then grabs the Guardian and steps through a portal. Seconds later, the Thunderflame bomb encompassing Shango's body starts to send erratic eruptions of fire and lightning in all directions.
Anansi uses his spider legs to grab Baron Samedi and throw him clear of the blast zone seconds before the King explodes. "ANANSI!" Samedi shouts. As the attack subsides, there is no trace of Shango. Anansi, however, appears to be alive, but not likely for long. His body has been burned almost beyond recognition, and his spider legs have been destroyed entirely. Baron Samedi rushes over to the Spider Trickster as the old man. He chuckles at the Loa. "Relax Sam… We both know I didn't have much time left anyway." He says weakly as Baba Yaga enters the room. "You had a century left at least Anansi." Samedi says. "*Cough* Maybe, but I've been alive for far too long my friend… My story has reached its end, but yours isn't even halfway through." He says before his body starts to spasm slightly. "I'll be waiting for you on the other side Sam…" He says before breathing his last.
Baron Samedi sighs as he watches a blue orb ascend from Anansi's body before he opens a small portal to the afterlife. The orb goes through it and Loa sighs. Baba Yaga also releases a sigh before turning to the Spirit Master. "Well, at least Shango is down. Myrddin was killed too, but he'll reform someday. The bastard consumed the ashes of the Phoenix." She says. "Yeah, but not for ten years at least, and he'll be a lot easier to handle without de Vault powering him up." Samedi says. A loud horn sounds and the two magical beings realize that the battle is over. "Looks like we won." He adds, as Baba Yaga nods in agreement.
A few minutes earlier
Ashwini flies on a gust of wind as Tenshi unleashes hell with her gatling guns and cannons as they trail behind the Hindu God. Meanwhile, she is utilizing her Missiles more controllable flight path to try and box him in. Ashwini responds by trying to lure the missiles into the line of fire. Unfortunately for him, the moment it looks like the missiles are going to collide, they suddenly burst into a flurry of micro rockets. Not having expected this development, Ashwini gets hit by both the missiles and the gunfire, but not before generating a shell of wind around his body to deflect most of the resulting explosions. "Enough!" Ashwini shouts. He spins around like a tornado, driving the flames and smoke away from him. This is the first time he has shown any serious damage, as he is bleeding from a nasty gash in his abdomen and a cut just above his left eye. His body starts to glow as he releases a bright flash of light, temporarily blinding Tenshi.
He uses the distraction to get in close and draws his sword. "I am sorry, young one. Shango has ordered me to kill anyone who opposes him. You fought well." He says before jabbing his sword at her chest. The sword pierces her armor but stops just short of breaking the skin near her heart as Ashwini's eyes widen. He feels a sudden shift in the air and realizes that the Vault has been opened. As Tenshi manages to shake off her shock, Ashwini suddenly feels Shango's magical energy vanish. She looks down and pales as she realizes how close she just came to dying. "The Vault has been opened, and Shango is no more. There is no reason for us to fight now." Asvinau says, having awoken upon Shango's death. Ashwini nods before carefully withdrawing his sword. Asvinau pulls a pair of horns from his part of the chariot and tosses one of them to his brother. They both blow on the horns simultaneously, signaling the GOC of their defeat.
Rayalas orders the Flesh Hurlers to stop as the horns sound. The attacking GOC also halts their attack. "This fight is over!" Asvinau says, his voice magically amplified. "Myrddin has been disposed of; Ratatoskr has betrayed us and fled, Shango is dead, and the Vault has been opened." Ashwini adds. "As the only remaining leaders of the GOC, we have decided that surrender is the only logical option. Let this bloodshed end now." They both say. A strange cloud descends upon the battlefield as the twins release a mist from there chariot which heals friend and foe alike. The Draugr drop dead on the spot and most of the constructs are unsummoned as the GOC lays down their arms.
A portal opens next to Rayalas and Hayami leaps into the larger woman's arms. "We did it!" The witch shouts joyfully. She starts bouncing like a happy child as the Ashvin twins, Baba Yaga, Tenshi Hado and Baron Samedi join them. Rayalas starts to giggle at her fiancé's antics. "Babe, we're not alone." The Succubus says. Hayami freezes before turning to the newcomers. Tenshi is giggling at her sister's rarely seen happy side. The witch turns bright red before coughing into her fist. "I-I mean, well done. With this fight over, we can now focus on the true enemy." Hayami says. "I assume you mean Evolution? Shango and Myrddin were content to do nothing while the world around us burns. We are not." Ashwini says. "Indeed. This monster has turned the spirit world on it's head." Asvinau adds. "Which is why we-" Hayami starts to say before her phone turns itself on in Emergency mode.
"SHIT! We've got a serious problem guys! Evolution dropped a Blight Spore in Hokkaido!" Hibiki Ashido says over the phone. Hayami and Tenshi turn pale at this. "A blight spore?" Baba Yaga asks. "I-it's one of Evolution's more destructive weapons. A slow creeping layer of bacteria that corrupts the very essence of anything and anyone it contacts. It slowly consumes the entire planet before exploding, sending debris hurdling through space, where it will spread throughout the universe. Once the first spore explodes, the entire universe is doomed to a slow and painful death. The only way we can stop them is to destroy the spore and everything within a 40 mile radius outside th-" Hayami starts to say a loud explosion goes off on the other side of the phone. "Hibiki! What was that?" Hayami asks, pulling her phone out of a holster on her belt.
"Th-that was… dear God." Hibiki says. "Th-the spore has been handled, but w-well; you need to see this for yourself." He says before a video of a satellite image of Japan appears. "By the spirits! I doubt even Shango could have done that." Baron Samedi says as they all see waves travelling out from what reminds of Hokkaido. The island has been largely wiped off the face of the planet, with roughly 70 % of the landmass having vanished in a cone shaped scar as the Pacific Ocean rushes in to fill the void. "He's here…" Rika Takeyama says darkly over the radio.
Holy Hell… How did that happen?
World Building Omake: Mongolia
Territory: Mongolia now controls the formerly Chinese regions of Inner Mongolia and most of Manchuria. They have also taken control of all of Russia east of the Tuva and Sakha (Yakutia) Republics and the Irkutsk Oblast.
There are dozens of large cities in Mongolia, however only a few will be important in the story. I have already given a decent amount of information on the capitol, Ulaanbaatar; so, I will instead focus on other cities.
Vladivostok is likely the only city in the formerly Russian region that has retained its Russian identity. This is because while most of the Russians migrated west in the aftermath of WW3; the ones in far eastern Russia were cut off by a large swath of highly irradiate land around the middle of Siberia. This forced the Eastern Russians to move to Vladivostok, one of the few Russian cities that had miraculously escaped the ravages of WW3 despite being highly targeted by nukes thanks to a forgotten early vigilante shooting the missiles out of the sky with his lightning quirk. They have made several attempts at gaining independence, but they have all been brutally crushed.
Despite their discontent with Mongolian rule, the city has flourished as part of the nation. It is one of the few cities that has grown since the pre quirk era, boasting a population of 3.1 million as opposed to the current roughly 600,000. It holds the position as Mongolia's main port as well as the headquarters for the Mongolian Navy. There is also a lot of industry in the city, including several prominent support companies and several tech companies. Most of the world's cell phones are made in this city, even if the software they run is not.
The formerly Chinese city of Harbin has also flourished under Mongolian rule. It serves as a hub for much of the regions farms, which have become a major part of Mongolia's agricultural system, with most of Mongolia's soy, fruit and cotton coming from there. The area has become one of the world's largest food producers. This is because the people in this region have a disproportionately high rate of quirks beneficial to farming. It's also home to the largest train hub in the nation, serving as a distribution point for goods brought into and shipped out of Vladivostok. Most of the businesses that are not based in Ulaanbaatar or Vladivostok have set up their headquarters here.
World Building Omake: The Subterranean City: Janna-Jabalia, Abyssinia
I went over two of the major cities in Abyssinia in chapter 5; Addis Abba and Mogadishu, but there is also a rather unique city located in modern day Eritrea that I wish to discuss.
Janna-Jabalia is (Derived from the Arabic al-janna al-jabalia, which means Mountain Paradise) is a unique city located both on and inside of the mountain Emba Soira. It's main claim to fame is being the world's only remaining subterranean city. During the aftermath of World War 3, much of Eritrea was blanketed in radiation, forcing the population to flee into the mountains. They ended up tunnelling into the mountain itself with the help of several powerful Earth moving quirks, digging out a massive underground complex which would become lower Janna-Jabalia.
Due to the extreme radiation, they were largely cut off from the rest of the world. Ethiopia, believing the people of Eritrea to have died out, ended up cleaning out the country with assistance from the relatively new nation of Dinemakȟóčhe. They found the ruins of several failed attempts by survivors to settle in the mountains, painting a grim picture of a desperate nation trying and failing to survive. Much to their shock, they came across the city of Janna-Jabalia, the sole survivor of the attempts. After establishing contact with the outside world for the first time in over 60 years, the city chose to become part of the new nation of Abyssinia.
People with earth related quirks are generally held in high regard in this city, as they were instrumental in the survival of the city's population. Having grown accustomed to life underground, most of the population chose to remain there. The parts of the city built on the mountain's exterior once the radiation was eliminated was mainly meant to maintain the massive solar array covering the mountain and several nearby mountains which were used to power the city. It is also one of the few cities outside of Dinemakȟóčhe to refuse to use coal or oil, both of which had become renewable, if not dirty, resources due to quirks.
Bonus Omake 1: Why All Might never dodges Gran Torino
Izuku, Ochako and Tsuyu are watching TV in the common room when All Might enters the room. "Think fast, Zygote!" An elderly male voice says. The three of them jump in shock when Gran Torino comes flying in out of nowhere to deliver a kick to their teacher's face. Izuku seems confused as to why All Might didn't dodge though. Gran Torino purposefully left an opening for him to do so. Gran Torino sighs at this. "God damnit Zygote, why didn't you dodge?!" Gran Torino asks. "Because of what happened last time I tried to stop you from kicking me in the face…" He says with a haunted tone to his voice.
Twenty-five Years earlier
A younger All Might is running through a hellish obstacle course with an egg balanced on top of a chopstick on his head. He is sweating nervously because Gran Torino told him he would be 'reprimanded' if the egg breaks. Considering Gran Torino's idea of discipline consists of a boot to the face, he was trying to avoid that. Unfortunately, a flying, hyper weighted medicine ball comes at him fast enough that he must dodge quicker than usual. The egg falls off the chop stick before hitting the ground and breaking.
"Oh shit! Please don't kick me in the face!" All Might yells before covering his face with his hands. "Alright." Gran Torino says before flying at him with his aim a few feet lower. All Might's eyes nearly bulged out of his head, and he squeaks in pain as Gran Torino's boot slams right into his balls.
Bonus Omake 2: A tale of two Bun Buns
Oh no, more RWBY characters invading the MHA universe.
Non-Cannon to the story
Two women are sitting at an outside café table in an upscale part of Tokyo. One of them appears to be a brown-haired woman with long brown bunny ears and a camera around her neck. She is wearing a cropped brown jacket with golden spaulders and cuffs. She is also wearing brown shorts with black leggings underneath and golden shoes. Beside her is a tall woman with fair skin and short brown hair. She is wearing a cocoa brown colored shirt with a frill collar with a black single strapped waist cincher, black trousers that have golden lining around the pocket and ribbons attached to the back of a golden zipper around her knees, a large cocoa-colored belt with gun cartridges on the left side and a large golden crosshair buckle the belt has a piece of black fabric is attached to it hanging down on her right side, she is also wearing a pair of dark black, high-heeled leather calf-high boots with golden buckles. Finally, she has a pair of sunglasses and a black beret. (These are Velvet Scarlatina and Coco Adel's original huntress outfits.)
These are two recent graduates of France's Beacon Academy of Heroics, an Australian refugee named Velvet Scarlatina and an American fashion heiress named Coco Adel. "I think we got some good shots of Mount Lady and Ryukyu, but I really don't like that Uwabami woman. She just gives me some seriously bad vibes." Velvet says in an Australian accent. "Eh, whatever; Uwabami wouldn't know what a fashionable hero uniform if it was right… in… her… face…" Coco says before trailing off as a team of villains fleeing a bank robbery.
"Coco. We can't get involved; our temporary license hasn't cleared yet." Velvet says as she looks over to her American girlfriend. She is slightly shocked when she notices that the usually calm and collected girl has totally dropped her façade. Her cheeks are bright red, and she is drooling slightly. Velvet is confused by this, so she follows her line of sight and notices the hero pursuing the villains.
"Get back here and take your ass kicking like men you bastards!" The Rabbit Hero Mirko shouts as she primes her legs for another jump. She soars over the police cars pursuing the robbers before landing on the roof of the robber's getaway car. Mirko's powerful legs crush the car's roof, causing Coco to giggle in a way that is completely out of character for her. Velvet turns an angry pout toward the Fashionista. "COCO!" She shouts angrily, startling the woman. She turns to see Velvet and turns pale white when she realizes she's been caught. "Ah shit, sorry babe. You know you're the only bun bun for me." Coco says. "Hmph!" Velvet says before turning away from her.
You know that's what would happen if Coco Adel ever saw Mirko.
Bonus Omake 3: Road Trip
There is a large American pick-up truck driving down a highway with three passengers. The driver is none other than Yagi Toshinori in his smaller form. Yagi is wearing a white t-shirt and jeans. In the back seat are two passengers, a slightly shorter teenage Cathleen Bate is sitting on the left looking out the passenger side window with a bored look on her face. She is wearing a black Metallica t-shirt and tattered jeans. She has a pair of ear buds in her ears as she listens to music. On the right is a five-year-old Izuku Midoriya. He is wearing an All Might t-shirt and green shorts. The poor little green haired boy is currently facing down a five-year old's greatest foe, boredom.
He turns toward the unsuspecting blonde girl with a mischievous expression as he prepares to engage in one of the most sacred duties in a road trip. Annoying the older sibling. He sneaks his hand over to the cords of Cathleen's ear buds and tugs them out of her ear before turning away like nothing happened. Cathleen turns to the green haired boy who is doing his best to look innocent. Her eyebrow twitches as she realizes he is trying to mess with her.
She releases a sigh before putting her earbuds back in and turning back to the window. A few seconds later, she feels a small finger poke her in the back. She turns to the boy, who appears to be reading a comic book. She's not fooled though, as the comic book is upside down. She rolls her eyes before seemingly returning to her original position. She waits for Izuku to try and poke her again, and this time she catches his finger. "Knock it off dweeb." She says. "Knock what off?" Izuku replies as if he hadn't just been caught. "Here we go." Yagi thinks to himself.
"Stop breaking my concentration. I'm trying to work on maintaining my quirk." She says. Izuku responds in the typical five-year-old fashion, by repeating her words back at her mockingly. Yagi transforms into his All Might form and says "Children, stop fighting now." Before returning to Small Might. Cathleen rolls her eyes before returning to her previous task and Izuku sticks his tongue out at her.
They remain silent for the next three minutes, but then Izuku notices the plastic straw on his cup from a restaurant they visited a while back and a stack of papers on the seat between them. He grins mischievously before tearing off a piece of the paper putting it in his mouth and grabbing the straw.
A few seconds later, Cathleen jumps when a spit wad collides with the window next to her. She turns back and notices Izuku has started his faux innocent routine again. Now Cathleen is starting to get annoyed. "Knock… it…off." She says slowly before turning back to the window as Yagi sighs. Another spit wad comes flying, this time hitting her in the back of the head. She turns around rapidly and rips the straw out of the little boys hands. "Knock it off dweeb. Where are you even getting the paper fr-" She says before her eyes widen in horror and she looks down at her history essay.
"MY ESSAY!" She screams before erupting in a cloud of white smoke. When the smoke clears, Cathleen appears to have shrunken by about seven inches, her muscles have lost a lot of definition and her hairstyle has turned into a straight shoulder length brown. "DAMN IT! I LOST MY TRANSFORMATION! It's going to take hours for me to get it back! And you destroyed my homework!" Cathleen shouts at the boy before pulling out a pair of thick rimmed glasses and putting them on.
(Personal Head Cannon: When Cathleen uses her first law to make herself as powerful as All Might, it also makes her look more like him. This means both All Might, and Star and Stripe have smaller forms to conserve energy. Also like All Might, Star and Stripe is just a public persona. Cathleen Bate is a socially awkward hero nerd just like Izuku.)
Yagi transforms into All Might again and turns to face the two. "If you two don't stop fighting right this instant I will turn this car around!" He says in typical dad like fashion. "Rah! Fine! Izuku can't move for the rest of the trip." She says, using her quirk. Izuku immediately turns stiff at this. He starts to sniffle and Yagi sighs. "Cathleen, what did I tell you about using your quirk to immobilize Izuku?" He asks. "He started it!" She shouts. "Cathleen…" Yagi says. "Fine… Izuku can move again, but he can't do anything that would bother me for the rest of the trip." She says, overwriting her previous order. Izuku regains his mobility and pouts at his 'big sister', who proceeds to stick her tongue out at him.
This is the main reason Cathleen is not going in the harem. I wanted to give us the wholesome relationship Horikoshi deprived us of by killing her so quickly.
Lemon Omake 1: Mushrooms and Mechanics strike at Midnight
About one day after the attack on Japan, Midnight and Miss Joke are taking a break from the relief efforts in a makeshift break room inside of the USJ, one of the only structures at UA still standing. Midnight looks like she's really stressed out, which is understandable given the circumstances, but Miss Joke seems to be in a good mood. This only serves to annoy the 18+ hero even more as she vents her frustrations. "Why the hell are you so chipper?!" Midnight barks out angrily at the green haired woman. Miss Joke turns to the woman with a radiant grin. "Shota gave it to me good last night. Who knew being surrounded by so much death could get a man so horny?" She asks whimsically.
"GAAAHHHH! Damn it! Why are you getting some and I'm not?! Every time I try to get Izuku al-" She starts to say before slapping her hand over her mouth. Miss Joke looks at the woman in shock at this. Of course, shock quickly turns into a mock scandalized expression. "Nemuri Kayama, are you trying to seduce one of your students?" She asks with a playful tone to her voice. This is the final blow as Nemuri finally explodes. "Nezu removed the rule forbidding student teacher relationships a few days ago and I haven't been able to get that bo- no, that MAN out of my mind since! Ever since I was put in charge of that damn chat room he has with his girlfriends; it's been nothing but non-stop talk about him rocking everyone's world EXCEPT MINE! I'm the 18 + Hero damn it! If anybody should be getting some, it should be me! I've been trying to get him alone for days so I can show him what a real woman can do! He's had nothing but girls so far! As tough as they may be, they're still young and inexperienced! They've been having to team up on him mostly, so Izuku hasn't even had much one-on-one experience aside from that short disaster with Fuyumi Todoroki! If I could just get him alone I know I could show him what a superior lover is capable of!" She shouts angrily, causing Miss Joke to slowly back away from the irate woman over the course of her rant.
Miss Joke bursts into laughter the moment she ends her tirade. "Holy shit, you really are thirsty aren't you?" The greenete asks. "THIRSTY?! I'VE BEEN WANDERING THE SAHARA DESERT FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS BECAUSE OF HOW BUSY I'VE BEEN HERE! I'M GOING TO GET ME A DRINK OF THAT BIG GREEN GLASS OF WATER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" Nemuri shouts, surprising the green haired teacher. "Wow, that long huh?" She asks. Nemuri practically deflates as her face falls onto the table the two were sitting at. "I'm dying here Em…" she says. The other woman chuckles as she gets up and pats her shoulder on the way out. "There, there." She says reassuringly before leaving the room. On her way out, she notices a tiny mushroom insect with an ear on its back that appears to be shaking in rage and giggles once she remembers Kinoko Komori's new powers.
Nemuri wallows in her self-pity for a few seconds before she is startled by a huge stack of paperwork slamming into the table. She looks across the table and blushes when she notices Shota glaring at her. He points to his eyes before pointing at her and then back at his eyes. The message is clear, he's watching her.
Outside the room, Miss Joke notices two female students with scowls on their faces. One of the girls has pink hair and goggles on her head and another seems to be a rather mischievous looking brunette that reminds her of mushrooms for some reason. Two of the 'Girls' Nemuri had been referring to. Emi chuckles at this. "You ladies should throw her a 'party'." The greenete suggests before leaving the room, cackling on the way out at the devious smiles that appeared on the duo's faces.
A few hours later
Nemuri can't believe her luck as she finds Izuku resting in a lecture hall close to the USJ that has been used as storage for twenty years. Even with most of UA destroyed, the USJ is more than big enough to serve as a base of operations, leaving it relatively isolated. She peaks through the door and notices a shirtless Izuku with his back to her. Nemuri licks her lips like a hungry lioness as she watches a bead of sweat drip down his back. The floor appears to be covered in blankets. She carefully slips into the room, only to jump as the door loudly slams shut behind her. This draws Izuku's attention, causing him to turn toward her.
She quickly notices that something is off about him. He has a feral look in his eyes and his skin is slightly redder than usual. He is breathing heavily as he stares at the woman with a hunger that even slightly unnerves the 18 + hero. A tv screen pops out of the wall in front of her and turns on, revealing a recording of Kinoko Komori and Mei Hatsume. "Hello Sensei! I just thought I'd let you know Kyouka heard you talking shit in the break room earlier." Kinoko says mischievously. This causes Midnight to blush slightly at being caught. "So ya think you can handle him better than us, eh? Well, how about you put your money where your mouth is? Kinoko and I set up a little surprise for you." Mei asks.
Kinoko giggles in a way that unnerves the teacher. "I cooked up a shroomtastic blend of mushrooms with stamina enhancing and aphrodisiac qualities to him and spiked his water bottle with them. He's probably a raging hormonal beast right now." Kinoko says. "But that's not all we have for you!" Mei says as her cloning device drops down from the ceiling above the feral man. "What's better than one sex crazed Izuku? How about six of them?" Mei says evilly. The device activates and five identical clones appear next to him, each as hungry as the last. "Have fun Sensei~" Mei says before the video cuts off and the screen vanishes.
Oh crap! It's a lemon! Run for your lives!
Clone Alert (Apparently that's a triggering fetish? News to me.)
Nemuri turns to look at the ten Izuku's just as they start to spark with power. All six of their outfits explode from the exertion, revealing their full chiseled forms as bare as the day they were born. Their fully erect cocks spring up in unison leaving Nemuri speechless. They disappear briefly in a flash before reappearing with a lot of blankets, which they drop on the ground in front of them.
Now most women would be absolutely terrified by the idea of being gangbanged by six powerful men with massive cocks in what is effectively an abandoned warehouse. The very idea of trying to keep up with them would make their heads spin. Of course, there was one problem with that. Most women are not Nemuri Kayama. Said raven haired teacher vibrates in excitement as she squeals "JACK POT!" With that, the men strike faster than Nemuri can perceive them. One second she was standing in the doorway, the next she's lying on her back, surrounded by massive cocks. Two of the clones surge forward and tear her costume to shreds with such ferocity that it can't even regenerate, leaving her completely nude, slightly terrified and extremely horny.
She spreads her legs and licks her lips seductively as her pussy glistens with arousal. "Come and get it boys~" She says. She has no idea what she has unleashed. The first Izuku surges forward and drives his cock balls deep into her soaking pussy with enough force to drive the air from her lungs. Her eyes roll into the back of her head from the sudden pleasure. She feels a wet finger slip into her anus and turns around to see another Izuku's cock covered in lube. Her eyes widen as he surges forward and slowly forces his massive dick in her asshole. It starts slowly at first as the two identical men begin to fuck her, but eventually they start to speed up.
"Ho-o-o-ly-y-y-y shi-i-it!" She screams as she finally begins to realize she might be getting a bit more than she bargained for. The two Izuku's waste little time reaching their orgasms, after sending Nemuri over the moon in a mere fifteen seconds. Ten seconds later, the first of many cream pies arrive. The two Izuku's pull back and look down at her stomach, which starts to bloat from the massive size of the two loads. Within fifteen seconds she looks as if she is about to have triplets and her cheeks start to bulge. She turns her head to the side and watches in shock as a massive stream of cum shoots out of her mouth and splatters the walls, sending cum everywhere.
Fifteen seconds later, the two Izuku's pull out and drop the woman on the floor like a used condom. It takes her a few seconds to drain as she coughs up a few globs of cum. When she looks up, she turns slightly pale when she notices all six of the Izukus staring down at her with predatory lust. "Oh fuck." Nemuri says as she realizes she might be in over her head. Elsewhere, Kinoko and Mei appear to be panicking a bit, as even they seem to have underestimated their shared boyfriend.
Brief intermission
A few minutes later
Kinoko bursts into a makeshift break room in the USJ where she notices Miss Joke, Mirko and Mount Lady sitting at a table. The three women are startled at first while Kinoko tries to catch her breath. "Whoa, what's up with you kid? Are we being attacked?!" Mount Lady asks. "N-No. B-but I think Nemuri might be in danger." She says, causing the three heroes to turn serious. "Kinoko, tell us exactly what is going on." Miss Joke says. "Uhh, well remember that 'party' you suggested earlier?" The short stack asks. This makes Miss Joke freeze for a second before she starts to grin. Mirko slumps back into her chair with a bored expression now that she realizes it's not a real problem. "Party? What's so dangerous about a party?" Mount Lady asks.
"Oh, uhh… Me and Mei overheard a conversation between Midnight and Miss Joke earlier. She was going on about how we were all just girls and that Izuku hasn't experienced a real woman yet. We wanted to get back at her, so we arranged a little surprise." She says. This is what finally grabs Mirko's attention as her ears zoom in on the mushroom loving hero in training. "I-I may have used some of my shrooms to give Izuku a little bit of a, err, 'boost' while Mei used her cloning machine on her. W-we didn't realize just how effective my shrooms would be though… Now Midnight is trapped in a room with six super horny Izukus and it seems like she might be a bit overwhelmed." She says sheepishly.
This causes Mirko to lean forward and stare directly at the girl while Miss Joke and Mount Lady are stunned into silence. "Wait, wait, wait. So, are you telling me that Nemuri's getting gang banged by half a dozen well hung studs that have too much energy for her to deal with on her own?" Mirko says as her attention is now razor focused on the shorter woman. "Y-yes?" She says timidly. "Ah shit! This is serious! Don't worry Nemuri, Reinforcements are on the way! Come on Yu, it's our duty to get us so- save Nemuri." Mirko says before licking her lips hungrily. She bursts through the door as Yu comes back down to Earth. Her expression turns lecherous as she realizes what Mirko was hinting at. "Don't worry Nemuri, Mount Lady is on the dick!" She shouts.
"You mean job?" Emi asks in amusement. "I know what I said." Yu replies before barreling through the door, almost knocking Mei over in the process. Emi bursts into a fit of laughter the moment Yu is out of hearing range. "Ah man, that was hysterical!" She says before turning to the two distressed women. "Don't worry about it. I'll get Shota to deal with it." She adds, calming the two down. "Whew, thanks Miss Joke, you're the best!" Mei says before the two girls decide to drop the issue. They both leave, never noticing the mischievous smile on the green haired woman's face. "In a few hours. Walking in on Izuku ruining those three should be good enough revenge for hacking my phone and deleting my photos." She says mischievously.
Insert Chorus of 'Without me' by Lemenim
A few minutes later, Mirko kicks the door to the room down. She is met with the sight of Nemuri with her ass in the air and a goofy look on her face. Both of her holes are gaping, and semen is pouring out of them like some sort of perverted fountain. Izuku turns to stare at the rabbit hero with a borderline feral look in his eyes that sends shockwaves up her spine. "Hope you're ready for more boys, cause I'm in need of a red-hot breeding session." She says before ripping her clothes off. In a flash of movement that catches the darker woman off guard, Mirko finds herself lying on her back with her legs pushed up against her in a mating press position. She notices the floor feels a bit strange, so she looks backwards to find another Izuku clone positioning his cock towards her ass hole. She turns back to an Izuku clone hovering over her positioning himself to penetrate her vagina.
"Gimme everything you got stud." Mirko says. Mount Lady finds herself in the cross hairs of the other clones and grins. "Hello boys, I got something that these ladies can't give you." Yu says, causing Nemuri to awaken with a surge of competitive energy. "Thank God I can control my size now." She thinks before using her quirk to grow to a height of 9'6" tall. "A third hole." She says before licking her lips seductively. With that, Mount Lady finds herself on her hands and knees. She yelps in shock, giving the first Izuku the perfect opportunity to shove his cock down her throat. Her eyes start to water as, despite the larger size, Izuku's cock still manages to make her throat bulge out. It even forces her backwards, but rather than hitting the floor, she hits another Izuku lying below her. Her eyes bulge as the force of her being knocked back helps the second Izuku drive his dick into her pussy. A third Izuku comes in from behind and rams his cock into her ass, causing her eyes to roll into the back of her skull as she has her first orgasm in weeks.
Elsewhere, Nemuri pouts at the woman before noticing there is one Izuku with nothing to do. She whistles before lying down on her back with her legs spread. "I'm all yours stud." She says seductively. She suddenly finds herself in a full nelson as Izuku uses his quirk to get to her in the blink of an eye. Her eyes roll into the back of her skull as she moans loudly from Izuku's forceful penetration of her vagina.
With that, the three women were subjected a near endless stream of red-hot breeding. A few minutes later and Mirko would be the next one to experience a full load from the frenzied love machines. Mirko's eyes rolled into the back of her skull as she let out a shriek of pleasure when the first volley of cum erupted into her anus. As her belly started to expand, her tongue came lolling out as she no longer had the air to scream once the other Izuku unloaded directly into her womb. For the next ten seconds, all of Mirko's senses aside from feeling shut down as she almost ascended to another plane of existence. The Izuku's were both hypnotized by her dark brown belly as she looked as if she were having twins. The two Izuku's dropped her between them, allowing her to empty out while her body got coated in semen for the next five seconds.
Mount Lady was the next one to 'cross over' as all three Izuku's unloaded into her at the same time. Despite her larger body, her belly still managed to swell. With all three of her holes plugged, the woman was forced to take it all. 15 seconds later, her belly had grown to the point where it looked like she was pregnant with a fully grown man. When the trio withdrew at the same time, semen came spraying out of her holes like a high-pressure hose.
Finally, Nemuri took a full load into her uterus as she also started to swell until she looked pregnant. Little did anyone realize, one of the teacher's eggs was aggressively assaulted by Izuku's sperm. In an instant, one of the swimmers broke through and a new life began to form.
Why do I get a kick out of students knocking up their teachers?
Two hours later
Shota Aizawa's eye begins to twitch as he hears the sounds of sex coming down the hallway as he approaches the location his girlfriend sent him. He sighs in his typical 'I'm so done with this shit' fashion. At this point, he has resigned himself to his fate of always walking in on his problem child having sex. After Oboro's stunt, he concluded that it is unavoidable.
He finally arrives just as all the Izuku clones deliver one final load in each woman's asses and vaginas before dropping them to the floor with their faces frozen in a full blown Ahegao expression. Five of the Izuku's vanish in a flash of light as the last Izuku falls into a nearby chair looking exhausted. He looks up and freezes at the sight of Eraser Head staring at him. "Oh shit!" He says before grabbing a yellow blanket and throwing it over the three women to preserve their dignity.
He looks back up to Shota and is shocked by what he sees. The man is staring down at the blanket he threw on the woman with a blank expression. This confuses Izuku briefly, so he follows the man's line of sight before nearly shitting himself in terror. For it was not a yellow blanket he had used. It was… a yellow… Sleeping Bag (This last word must be read with an ethereal echo in your head.)
Welp, that's it folks. The Lemon is done, and so is the Fan Fic.
Shota Aizawa murders Izuku Midoriya, the end…
Izuku looks up to Shota, who's face has begun twitching so violently it looks as if he may be having a rage induced stroke. "Oh God, I'm expelled aren't I?" Izuku asks. Shota's face snaps up to the greenete with the speed of a man possessed by the devil. The flames of Hell themselves rage behind the man's eyes. "Oh, your expelled alright." He says before unravelling his capture scarf. "EXPELLED FROM LIFE!" He screams like a mad man before using the capture scarf to try and strangle Izuku to death. Lucky for him, Present Mic and Oboro enter the room a second later. Present Mic gasps in horror before rushing over to try to rescue the green bean.
"Shota! NO! UA's guidelines strictly prohibit murdering students unless Dean Nezu is allowed to watch!" Hizashi shouts as he and Oboro try to get Izuku free. "HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING!" Hizashi shouts as Oboro finally loosens the scarf enough to get the green bean free and dropping him in his room via a portal. "Be that as it may, I'm afraid I cannot allow you to kill Izuku, he is too important to our continued survival." Nezu says over an intercom.
"TO HELL WITH REALITY HE DEFILED MY SLEEPING BAG! THAT WAS A GIFT FROM A DEAD FRIEND!" Eraserhead shouts. "I'm not dead anymore Sho, I'll just get you a new one!" Oboro responds. "THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES ANYMORE WITHOUT SEEING HIS FREAKISHLY HUGE DICK! EVERY NIGHT I HAVE NIGHTMARES OF BEING KILLED BY THAT THING! IT'S MADE MY SLEEP EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL!" He shouts before bursting into maniacal laughter. "I WON'T REST UNTIL I FIND A WAY TO CUT THAT THING OFF!" He shouts.
This threat is enough to finally rouse the three women from there unconscious state. Mirko tosses the sleeping bag to the side before kicking the crazed man in the side of the head as the other two women glare down at the man. "Over my dead body!" Mirko shouts. The three women then look up and notice the two red faced men. While Present Mic and Oboro are both used to seeing Nemuri naked, as they both theorized that she was allergic to modesty; they had not seen Mirko or Mount Lady nude. Both women were incredibly gifted when it comes to their 'assets.' The fact that they three of them were also covered in and leaking Izuku juice certainly did not help the matter.
While Nemuri has no shame whatsoever, Mirko looks down and her face turns slightly red, but she doesn't seem as horribly embarrassed. "What the hell are you two looking at?" She shouts as Yu at least tries to preserve some semblance of modesty. This is enough to snap the two men out of their stupor. Hizashi rushes forward to grab his unconscious friend before Oboro creates a portal to get the three out of there.
At least Shota's not the only one getting traumatized this time.
Bonus Lemon 2: Erasing Dominance
One day after Nemuri's 'party'
Shota Aizawa is currently hunched over a desk with a half insane look in his eyes. He is pouring over his master plan to get back at his problem child Izuku as well as his treacherous fiancé Ms. Joke, whom he recently learned had encouraged two of his other girlfriends to set up said disaster. "MUHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S PERFECT!" He shouts maniacally before scheduling an appointment to meet with the asshole child. "VENGANCE SHALL BE MINE!" He adds before devolving into another fit of insane laughter.
Uhh oh. Looks like he may have snapped.
A few hours later
Shota Aizawa is in his office when he hears a knock on the door. He grins like a lunatic briefly before schooling his expression. "Door's open." He says loudly. The door opens and he sees his fiancé, Emi Fukukado walk in. He surges out from behind his desk, wrapping his capture scarf around her arms and slams the door behind her. Emi is startled at first, but she can't seem to find the will to resist him the moment she sees the look in his eyes. Emi is immediately aroused by Shota staring at her like a starving wolf.
Holy Shit! It's an Aizawa lemon!
"There you are. Do you have any idea how much I've wanted you lately?!" He growls in a low tone that causes the comedic teacher to ruin her underwear. "Sh-Shota? W-where is this coming from?" Emi asks timidly. Rather than responding, Shota throws the woman onto his desk rather forcefully. He leaps over the desk before grabbing her top and ripping it apart, exposing her decently large chest to the air. Her nipples are rock hard, and she moans as he lowers his face and begins to assault them. His hands go down to her pants before ripping her pants and underwear apart effortlessly, causing her to squeak in shock.
"Oh God... you're an animal! I don't know what got you like this, but I'm not complaining." She says. He wraps his capture scarf around a rather pipe on the ceiling in his repurposed boiler room office. He yanks it, causing Emi's arms to rise into the air. She finds herself hanging from the ceiling behind his desk as Shota drops his pants to the ground, revealing a rather girthy nine-inch erection. He positions himself behind her before pulling her head to the side and kissing her rather forcefully. Emi's eyes widen in shock, and she moans in approval when he roughly rams his cock balls deep into her, bypassing her cervix with ease. She looks down and sees his dick slightly bulging out of her stomach before her eyes roll into the back of her head and she comes on the spot.
Shota grunts in pleasure before releasing her head and railing her like a mad man. "Oh fuck! Shota! YES!" She shouts. He continues railing her for the next four minutes, driving the sea green haired woman over the moon and back several times before he begins to approach his end. He yanks her hair back to kiss her again before thrusting three more times and driving himself all the way in before releasing his first load directly into her womb. Her eyes widen in shock, and she looks down to see her belly starting to slowly bloat up. "H-holy shit he doesn't have a quirk that enhances him! That's all Shota!" She thinks before experiencing an earth-shattering orgasm on the spot.
Shota releases his capture scarf as he pulls out, causing Emi to fall over onto the desk. She doesn't have time to rest though, as her lover rams himself into her a second time, causing her eyes to widen. "H-he's still going?! Oh God, he's a beast!" She thinks as she moans while her lover has her bent over his desk like some common whore. Shota grins as his phone pings nearby. "Hey Em, remember telling those girls to throw Nemuri a party yesterday?" He asks as his office door swings open to reveal Izuku and, for some reason, Mina "Hmm, she wasn't supposed to be here. Oh well, she was just as guilty so whatever.". Shota glares directly into Izuku's soul while continuing to rail the confused woman. He yanks Emi's hair to pull her off the desk before turning her head to face a camera. "Well, I decided to reward you by making your voyeur fetish come true. Wave to your class Emi." He says. Elsewhere, her students are staring at their dorm television screen in shock and horror. Emi's eyes go wide in shock as Izuku, Mina and her own students watch her cum filled belly jiggle; causing her to scream in pleasure as Shota releases his second load.
Their unwitting audience watches in shock as her belly expands again, tripling in size until she looked around three months pregnant. As if it were some sort of perverted prophecy, two of Emi's eggs find themselves under attack from Shota's swimmers, causing the conception of twins.
The orgasm she experiences next is so intense that she loses consciousness. He pulls out of her and releases her hair, causing her to fall back to the desk like a used-up slut. The fact that her face appears to be stuck in the ahegao expression is just icing on the cake for him as he glares at the problem child. "Consider us even." He says. This jolts Mina back to reality as the recording terminates. She pulls the traumatized green bean out of the room and slams the door shut.
"W-what just happened?" Izuku asks in a dazed state. Mina starts to chuckle nervously at this. "Well, I mean, with all the times he walked in on you, I guess you could call it Karma?" She says tentatively. Izuku's shocked expression doesn't change, but inside of his head, he is forced to concede her point. He turns around and walks away, hoping to forget the incident all together.
Lemon End
Well Damn, two for two.
I thought it was like father like son, not like teacher like student.
Hey, Niko's going to be a big sister!
Omake: Consequences
A few days later
Recovery Girl is sitting in her office, pouring over blood test results late at night. Ever since Shoto Todoroki's unfortunate demise, a lot of people had grown worried about the possibility of more parasites that may or may not exist. Although Reginald had made it clear to her that she would find nothing unless Evolution wanted it to be found, they had decided that they should test everyone anyway, as they could at least put people at ease by trying. The machine analyzing results detects three abnormalities before pulling up Midnight's and Ms. Joke's profiles. She freezes when she notices the issue. Both women have a rapidly rising level of Human Chorionic Gonadotropin in their blood. It also shows the fathers of the children, Izuku Midoriya and Shota Aizawa.
(Q/N: It can reveal parentage this early because pre-natal screening is one of the few fields of medical technology that has advanced, mostly because quirks can throw a lot of curveballs when it comes to pregnancy.)
Her eyes begin twitching violently as her Syringe Cane begins to vibrate in anticipation of two of the most severe shin lashings ever doled out.
In another part of the USJ, Mina pops out of her bed like a pop tart, startling a few of the other girls in the shared dorm room. The pink skinned alien girl starts to vibrate as her gossip senses go completely haywire. She looks across from her bed and notices Setsuna having the same issue. A flash of light suddenly wakes all the girls in the dorm as Toru begins to glow. Kyouka falls out of her bed in shock before turning to glare at the formerly invisible girl. "What the hell Toru?" She asked. "I feel a disturbance. Something juicy was just revealed." She says. "Yeah, I felt it too." Mina says. "Ditto." Setsuna adds. A few doors down, Izuku and Shota begin to shudder in their sleep.
Who do you call when the doctor is the one most likely to hurt you?
Mount Lady's going to have a field day with this.
A/N: "Well damn, this chapter really did suck without me." Evolution says. Evolution? What are you doing here? I thought you were on vacation in Avīci? Evolution laughs. "I got kicked out of there the first day man. It took three days, but I managed to get booted from every one of the Buddhist planes of Hell. Took a trip to Jahannam, that's the seven layered Islamic Hell by the way, and managed to get myself banned from all seven layers in less than two days. After that I decided to pay ol' Lucy a visit, but he just popped me like a zit the moment I called him that. Then I decided to party it up in Tartarus; the actual Tartarus, not the villain jail, and got booted for tossing Greek Fire firecrackers into the Cave of Nyx, Crony boy was not happy about that." Evolution says.
… Well, I guess you had a productive vacation then. And leave Cronus alone. I know he's a cannibalistic psychopath, but his son castrated him and threw him in prison, he's got enough problems. "Yeah and Cronus cut off his dad's dick. Come to think of it, I'm surprised Zeus had any sons. There seems to be a trend of Greek God sons cutting off their father's dicks and if Greek Mythology has taught me anything, it is that Zeus is very fond of using his." Evolution says. Alright that's enough talk of castrating divine entities for now (There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd have to say.)
As I said earlier, this chapter was largely meant to be a bit of a cool down. There's been a lot of carnage and I felt there was a need for some fluff and comedy. We learned a bit more about what the Izukids childhoods were like, but before that we got some other developments. A lot of our heroes lost family members in this attack. (As if Amajiki didn't have enough problems, his mother and sister died. I swear I have nothing against Mr. Nom Nom Boy, I like him.) Tsu's dad is apparently a retired badass commando (Broccoli Boy is in danger.) And Toru appears to have changed up her look to match up with Horikoshi's rather controversial cover for MHA #368. then we introduced Hayami to Ibara… Error Ibara has stopped functioning. We got some fluffy filler and eventually got to the main purpose for this chapter, the story of the GOC.
We a lot of new characters, including one that was important in my previous RWBY Fan Fic. Rayalas is a nerdy Succubus and the daughter of Satan, as well as Hayami's fiancé. "And you say I'm cruel." Evolution says before I pop him like a zit.
The other figures are all from various religions and mythologies around the world, as I wanted to give the GOC a more ancient feeling. On our side, we have the Slavic Witch Baba Yaga, the Vodou Loa Baron Samedi, the Akan Spider Trickster Anansi and (after being freed) the Norse Frost Giant Ymir. On the opposing side we have the Welsh Seer Myrddin (Who was the basis of the wizard Merlin), the Yoruban King turned God Shango, the Norse Messenger Squirrel Ratatoskr, the Ashvin twin gods of Hinduism and the Greek Monster known as the Hydra.
The battle was simple in all honesty. Baba Yaga and D-Jam infiltrated the base to take down a mystic shield surrounding the base where they ran into Ymir, who they would free from GOC control. Rayalas, Yume and Tenshi would run distraction against the GOC's forces after Melody Everhart's right-hand Baphomet weakened the enemy army. Yume would peel Myrddin away from the battle, only to be ambushed by Ratatoskr and the Acorn Liberation Army. Tenshi had the task of keeping the Ashvin twins out of the fight where she showed she's more than capable of handling things solo. Hayami and Baron Samedi would infiltrate the base while the enemy is distracted to get the Guardian. Ymir calls in an army of mythological beings to reinforce the distracting army. Baron Samedi engages the current GOC leader Shango while Hayami is forced to face the Hydra. Hayami makes the Hydra fight itself with a rage toxin after her first plan fails. She pulls a risky move to break the traps protecting the Guardian. Shango notices this and tries to stop her, only to be caught in the web of the master illusionist Anansi. Shango tries to kill himself and everyone around him, only for Anansi to throw Baron Samedi clear of the blast as Hayami escapes with the Guardian. The Ashvins, realizing that Shango was dead and Myrddin and Ratatoskr were out of the picture; orders the GOC to stand down. And finally, Hayami goes dork mode briefly and embarrasses herself. Oh, and also most of Hokkaido apparently became a crater.
From there, we got some more lore, yay! We learned a bit about the main "Bad Guy" country, Mongolia. Apparently the Dawn of Quirks and WW3 ended up being a massive blessing for the mountainous country. I tried to define their borders a bit more and spoke of two of the more important cities in the country, neither of which was Mongolian. The formerly Chinese city of Harbin has become a train hub and farming paradise for the Mongolians. The Russian port of Vladivostok has become the main port of the Mongolian empire as well as an industrial and technological hub. Then we got to see a rather unique city in Abyssinia, the subterranean city of Janna-Jabalia.
From there we got into round two of the omakes. We learned why All Might prefers to let Gran Torino boot him in the face. (OWWWWW!) We saw a cameo from Coco Adel and Velvet Scarlatina of RWBY as Coco was drooling over Mirko (We all know that's how she'd respond to the bunny hero.) And we got to see a wholesome preview of what Izuku's relationship with Star and Stripe will be like (Dad Might is so tired.)
Then we got to the moment we all enjoy, the lemon! Nemuri pissed off the wrong Mechanic/Mushroom duo by talking crap. They devised a trap as a result. Queue six hyper horny Izukus! *Happy Midnight noises* It appears that this is too much for even the 18+ hero to handle on her own. Naturally they make things better? (worse?) by asking for someone to save their perverted teacher. Mirko and Mt. Lady to the 'rescue'. Things keep going crazy, but eventually all things must end.
In this case, it's because of a half-crazed home room teacher. Shota walks in as the running gag shows no sign of stopping. This time it is much worse though; as one of the 'blankets' used for their fun time was in fact, a sleeping bag… (I really don't know why I torture the sleep deprived man so much. It just happens.) Shota attempts to murder his student, only for Present Mic and Oboro to intervene. He threatens to castrate the problem child, causing the ladies to go on a warpath.
Of course, it doesn't end there. We get a second lemon, one without Izuku for a change. Shota Aizawa, lost in a haze of insanity and thirst for vengeance; devises a trap of his own. He asserts dominance over the problem child by making him walk in on his teacher and Miss Joke getting busy. He also puts on a show for Miss Joke's students.
Of course, these things never come without consequences. Midnight and Miss Joke get pregnant. Recovery Girl's cane also reveals a degree of sapience that will never be mentioned again. Toru, Mina and Setsuna are drooling over the gossip potential.
Holy crap that was longer than I thought. So much for making shorter chapters. Hopefully next time we can do that. The next chapter will deal with the aftermath of the worldwide upheaval. At any rate, thank you all for reading and please feel free to leave any advice you wish. Until next time.
