Chapter 830 Plankton's Regular
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At Funtime Town Plankton was at a special part of the Restaurant that was based on the Chum Bucket and he watches Cinnamon eat Chum sticks.
"So good." She smiles.
"Why thank you loyal customer." Plankton smiles. "Finally someone with good taste."
Krabs was watching the two and frowns. "Why does she like that stuff when she can have a Krabby Patty."
Kazuo appeared since he had to avoid that woman for a bit.
He saw Krabs planning and said: "Your not going to try and force Cinnamon to eat your section of the restaurant are you?"
"But I got to make sure she's on our side." Krabs said.
"This is my restaurant!" Kazuo yells scaring Krabs. "Your only here because I let you, so don't even try it."
"But... I can't let Plankton have one single customer!" Krabs starts to cry.
Kazuo frowns. "That is pathetic."
Krabs gasped hearing that.
"Why is Plankton having a single customer bad for you, he can literally leave you alone! Like if he focused on his business then your formula is safe and you won't have to deal with him." Kazuo said.
SpongeBob heard that while cooking and he got shocked, he goes out outisde to talk: "Really, then we would not have to deal with Plankton all the time."
"Yes! If he's happy then why are you trying to make him cry and be a douche about it." Kazuo said.
SpongeBob gets sad. "I didn't know..."
"In fact I'm proud to announce that I made my own ep using the book and I was a able to alter Plankton's regular." Kazuo smiles.
"The one where Karen paid that guy to eat at the Chum Bucket?" SpongeBob said.
"Not this version, instead of that guy it's Cinnamon." Kazuo points at her.
"Huh?" She looks.
A screen appeared and they saw a ep start.
It starts with Plankton at the Chum Bucket crying.
"It's all empty without no one." Plankton said.
"Hey that's not how it went." Plankton said to Kazuo.
"I didn't like the inside out jokes okay." Kazuo said.
"Oh carry on." Plankton said.
The episode goes back on.
"So what are you going to do about it?" Karen asked.
"I don't know, I haven't had a customer in years." Plankton said.
"Hello?" They saw Cinnamon come inside the Chum Bucket.
"I away with you, can't you are i'm self loathing here!" Plankton told her.
"Sorry I just wanted a Chum stick." She said.
"What?!" Plankton got shocked.
Cinnamon goes up to him. "Yes, I'd like one of your Chum Sticks."
"You're kidding, right?" Plankton said.
"No, i'm just hungry." She smiles at him.
"Uh, okay if you insist." Plankton gives her a stick and Cinnamon eats it making Plankton puts his hands over his face. "Oh, no, please don't sue me!"
"This is tasty." He looks to see Cinnamon enjoying it.
"I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum!" Plankton smiles.
"I'll have to come back tomorrow. Here you go." She pays for her meal and goes off.
"Did you see that? I didn't even have to threaten her life! She loved it!" Plankton said.
"How'd you pull that off?" Karen asked.
"Well it's simple, finally someone came in who has good taste. And she's coming back tomorrow! Excuse me, Karen, but I've gotta whip up some more." Plankton goes to the kitchen to make another Chum stick and goes to the window. "Now, I wait. I wait until she returns."
8 hours later.
Plankton was sleeping before his clock woke him up. "Huh? Hello? Huh? What? Uh, it's closing time. I should have known it was too good to be true."
"Hello." Cinnamon was behind him and he got surprised.
"Huh, well hello." Plankton said.
"Sorry you looked peaceful that I didn't want to disturb you." Cinnamon said.
"Hey no problem." Plankton smiles.
"Can I have a Chum stick?" She said.
"Well, it's your lucky day, miss. I happen to have a quite delectable one, right here." He gives her the chum stick and she eats it.
"This is amazing, can I have another?" Cinnamon said.
"You bet." Plankton jumps to a table and gives her another and she enjoys it.
"This is great! I'll be coming back!" She said.
"What?! You're coming back again?" He said.
"Yeah, you got a regular now, I have to try the other dishes you have." She pays for her lunch. "See ya later." She leaves.
"Oh, my, this is amazing! At last, I've got my revenge!" Plankton laughs.
Later at the Krusty Krab
Krabs was at his office counting his money.
"Rolling, rolling, rolling! Money keeps on rolling along!" He plays bowling with his money.
Then he noticed Plankton on a stack of coins surprising him. "No way, Plankton! You're not getting me formula this time or any time!" He throws him to the table and uses a spoon to crush him.
Plankton then shows his head out. "Don't bother. There's no need."
"What are you talking about?" Krabs said.
"I'm just saying I no longer need to copy you, Krabs. I've got my own winning recipe now." Plankton said.
Krabs laughs. "You're really funny, man! You think you can compete with me? " He takes him ourside. "Look, Plankton, look at all these loyal customers. Loyal to me, Plankton, not to you!"
"Plankton." They saw Cinnamon come in holding a purse. "Your wife told me you were here, I came to see if I can get my chum."
"A human?" Krabs was stunned.
"But of course, loyal customer. In fact heres a stick while we go." Plankton jumps to her shoulder giving her a Chum stick and she takes it. " I'll see you later, loser. Much later!" He laughs while they left.
"Oh, no! How can this be? Boy, front and center!" Krabs ordered making SpongeBob come.
"Yes, sir!" He said.
"Plankton's trying to overthrow me business! He's got a customer that actually likes his food! You've gotta get that woman back on our side with a couple of Krabby Patties." Krabs said.
"Oh, you can count on me, sir." SpongeBob said.
Later
Cinnamon was humming a song as she walks to the Chum Bucket but she felt something on her feet making her look down.
She saw SpongeBob and he said: "Pardon me, you smart gal. Why settle for Plankton's lumpy chum, when you can enjoy a steaming Krabby Patty for free?" He puts a arm up with a Krabby Patty on a plate.
She frowns seeing it. "No thanks." She kicks him to the other side making SpongeBob land on the trash before going inside.
"Barnacles!" SpongeBob grunts.
Later SpongeBob was sitting on a chair watching Cinnamon walk down the road. "There she is. Just in time for breakfast."
He puts a rock on the floor while holding a Patty. "Oh, I am such a clumsy oaf. I sure hope nothing happens to this Krabby Patty while I step carefully over this rock here." He then trips on purpose. "Oh, no! Too late! No! No!"
Cinnamon saw him leaning over her as he tries to shove it in her mouth but she turns her face to the side. "Oops." He tries it again making her move. "Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Come on. Just one accidental bite!"
He then saw it was gone with the Patty smother all over her face as she frowns.
"I see you're not hungry right now, but I'm telling you, that Krabby Patty is gonna make a great snack later." He said.
"How about this!" She slaps him in the face and rips his shirt to clean her face. "Keep your trashy patties away from me!" She goes away.
"Oh, fishpaste!" SpongeBob frowns.
Later
Cinnamon came back to the Chum Bucket and Plankton said: "Cinnamon back all ready? That's the fifth time today. Not that I'm surprised."
"Yeah, i've been getting a little addicted." She admitted with a smile.
"And i'll make you happy. Karen fetch Cinnamon a bowl of Chum!" Plankton calls out.
"Yes, Your Diminutiveness." She said making Plankton nervous.
They went to a table to wait as Plankton looks at Cinnamon. "Say, Cinnamon, do you have any friends?"
"Oh yeah, just a little picky." She said.
"Oh I see, what's taking so long Karen?!" Plankton said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep your tiny pants on Plankton, bleep bloop." Then a Krabby Patty crushed Plankton. "There's your chum, bleep blap blop."
"Hey this isn't Chum!" Cinnamon frowns and Plankton comes out.
"And that doesn't look like Karen!" Plankton points foward and they saw SpongeBob pretending to be Karen.
"Why, don't be ridiculous, my husband, bleep blap. Of course it's me." He said.
"What have you done with Karen, you brute?!" Plankton demanded while she was tied up on the kitchen.
"Why can't you just leave me alone! I don't want your garbage I love the Chum here! So forget it!" She crosses her arms.
SpongeBob changed back to normal. "So you're saying that you love chum? And all that you ever eat is chum?"
"Basically when I have the craving." Cinnamon she does eat other stuff but she cooks the other stuff.
"Interesting." SpongeBob thinks.
Next day
Cinnamon was walking down the road and saw a hole with a sign that says Chum Bucket.
"A shortcut, huh, how nice of Plankton." She smiles and goes inside it.
She walks for some time. "How long does it take?"
She then comes out and saw the inside of the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob and Krabs waiting for her. "Welcome, valued customer!"
"Wait this isn't the Chum Bucket." She said.
Krabs laughs. "Why go to the Chum Bucket when the Krusty Krab has added tasty chum to our menu?" He takes out a plate of Chum.
"Yeah no, I prefer only Chum Bucket brand Chum." She frowns.
"But we've developed a special recipe for the most discerning chum lovers. Besides, I locked all the exits until you give it a try. So what do you say?" Krabs said.
She sighs and tries a spoon full.
Cinnamon then grunts and chokes on the Chum.
"Well does it taste good?" Krabs asked with him SpongeBob smiling.
She spits it out. "That was the grossest thing ever!"
They frowned at what she said.
"I'm going back to the Chum Bucket." She goes out the door mad.
"What am I going to do?! I can't let Plankton have so much as one single customer!" Krabs cries. "I just can't afford it!"
"I guess you'll have to make Chum that's as good as Plankton's." SpongeBob said.
"But to do that, I need to know how Plankton makes his Chum." Krabs then gets a idea. "That's it."
Later at night
At the Chum Bucket Mr. Krabs sneaks over and uses a flamethrower to cut his way through the Chum Bucket metal wall, allowing him to get inside.
"Where could it be?" He then notices the safe. "There! Plankton's secret formula!" Krabs tries to open it. "It's gotta be in here..."
But then a alarm went off as giant spoon crushes him.
Plankton comes out holding a remote. "What do you think Krabs, baby? This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula! Ironic, isn't it?"
"Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing. You see, crabs are not born with an innate inkling of irony." Krabs said.
"Ouch! Double ironic." Plankton then got grabbed by SpongeBob.
"Triple irony, Plankton! Though you nabbed Krabs trying to steal your formula, I'm still here to foil your evil plans! So, it's like a dollop of irony on top of an ironic twist." SpongeBob talks making Plankton groans " mean, just think about that." Plankton presses the button. "You know, in a weird way, it's like we never left the..." SpongeBob gets crushed by a second spoon.
"Good thing I sprang for the dual spoon installation." Plankton said.
Then Cinnamon came from the front door to see the scene. "What's going on here?"
"They were trying to steal from us." Karen said.
"What?!" Cinnamon frowns and crosses her arms.
"Oh come on! I'm sure you don't like the Chum, you had a secret you had to keep quiet." SpongeBob said.
"You were spying on me, the real secret was because i'm not a real woman." She said.
"What?!" Krabs and SpongeBob said.
Plankton frowns. "That's it. Cinnamon told me that when Karen scanned her. She just prefers to be treated as a she."
"But why won't you eat a Krabby Patty?" Krabs said.
"This is why!" She takes one from SpongeBob and eats it.
She then has a reaction and starts to puke at the trash can surprising them.
Cinnamon comes out looking very sick. "I'm allergic to them."
"No wonder you never eat there." Karen said.
"Chum is also good for my health since it's real meat compared to the Krabby Patty." Cinnamon said.
"Can I get you anything?" Plankton asked.
"A soup." She said.
"One Chum soup coming right up." Plankton goes to the kitchen.
Cinnamon eats the soup and feels better.
"Also I brought a friend." Cinnamon said.
Then Kamala came in and he grunts. (From WWE.)
"Come on and dine you hungry man!" Plankton gives him a big bowl of chum.
Kamala digs in and Krabs cries seeing that. "He has a second customer!"
"Yes, I win." Plankton laughs.
The episode ends and Krabs was shocked.
"Hey that was pretty good." Plankton smiles.
"Hey... You forgot the part where I win." Krab was nervous.
"No I didn't, I let Plankton win." Kazuo said making him gasp. "Why would I let you win, Plankton can now focus on his own work and not try to steal from you."
SpongeBob felt shame and goes away.
"At least that other one was fake." Krabs then got shocked seeing the real Kamala eat at the Chum Bucket with Kitty Cheshire.
"What, i'm a cat." Kitty said.
"Plus why is my side the one that your scared off, this restaurant has McDonalds." Plankton points to the other side where Ronald McDonald waves at everyone as they eat his burgers.
"I'll beat that clown one of these days." Krabs said.
Trica passes by and said: "Good thing we have more places to eat."
The restaurant has more neutral zones since they had to split Plankton and Krabs away from the others.
Kazuo goes away since he has to check on Luz.
Note: Here's a different take on Plankton's regular where it was Cinnamon since Kazuo rewrote that ep to have Plankton win and alter scenes he thought gross, theres also a McDonald's but it's run by the mascots like Ronald, also yes Cinnamon is allergic to the Krabby patties as they make her sick.
