It had been another busy day. four missions, an annoying partner, and some unneeded spending had contributed to it all. Kakuzu was lying on the couch counting a wad of money when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked over to see Naruto, the child they had adopted, staring at him.
"What is it?" the old man sighed.
"Tobi - san is out on a mission. I want someone to play with me."
"Well, go ask someone else."
"Awww. Please Uncle Kuzu? No one else will play!"
Kakuzu put down the money and sat up to face the child, "Did you ask Deidara?"
Naruto frowned, "He's busy talking about art with Sasori - kun."
"Did you ask Hidan?"
"Well . . . "
"What about Itachi?"
"Umm . . ."
"Kisame, Konan, Pein, Zetsu?"
"Well . . . no. But I don't want to play with them! I want to play with you!"
Kakuzu wanted to play with Naruto, but he didn't exactly know what, or how to play. The blonde Jinchuriki stared sadly at the man. Kakuzu was about to respond when he heard footsteps in the hallway. He turned to see Deidara walking down the hall looking annoyed.
"Hey Kakuzu, I happened to overhear you and Naruto's conversation and guess what?"
"What?" Kakuzu groaned.
"I can take over for you!"
Naruto shook his head before Kakuzu could answer, "No! I want to play with Uncle Kuzu!"
Deidara frowned, "Why? That old jerk doesn't even know how to play 'I Spy'."
Kakuzu hung his head in embarrassment.
Naruto hung his head sadly and walked over to Deidara, "Can you play with us?"
"You and Kakuzu?"
Naruto nodded, "He can't learn if he has no one to show him."
Deidara smiled, "Sure!"
After about a three minute debate they decided to play 'Family'.
"Well . . . " Naruto began, " . . . I guess we'll have to get more people to play. Can we wait until Tobi - san is home so everyone can play?"
Deidara smiled, "Good idea!"
After about three hours of staring at the front door, Tobi walked in.
Naruto's eyes lit up, "Tobi - san!"
"Naru - chan!" Tobi exclaimed.
"Tobi - san, will you play family with us?"
"Definitely!"
It took about ten minutes to convince everyone to play, but eventually the entire Akatsuki agreed. (Somehow)
Pein looked at the Akatsuki, all standing before him, "Alright, Naruto will assign us each a role of a character from the family. No one is allowed to complain."
Everyone nodded nervously.
Naruto looked extremely serious, "Alright everyone, Pein - san will be the Dad, Konan will be the Grandma, Deidara - Nii will be the Mom cause he looks like a girl, Uncle Hidan will be Uncle Hidan, Uncle Kuzu will be the Grandpa, Kisame - san will be our pet shark, Itachi - san and Tobi - san will be my brothers (Itachi - san older, Tobi - san younger), and Sasori - kun will be the friend of the family."
"Do I have to be a mom?" Deidara asked, obviously annoyed.
"Mhm!"
Zetsu looked hurt, "Um, I think you forgot me. What can I be?"
Naruto thought for a moment, "Hmm . . . you can be the house plant!"
"Oh . . ."
"Alright everyone, let's get set up!"
HellCat180 : Sorry I haven't posted in a while! I've been EXTREMELY busy. Ya know missions, training, hanging out with the Akatsuki and Kakashi . . . very busy.
Tobi : HellCat - san?
HellCat180 : Whats up Tobi?
Tobi : I don't think Zetsu's all right. He's crying in a corner over there.
HellCat180 : Well, tell him he's going to have a big part to play in later stories! (cuz he's gonna! You all are going to love it!)
Tobi : Oh, ok! Anyway guys, I'll be closing off today so HellCat - san doesn't have to! Have a great time reading! Try to check out some of our other stories, and stay posted for the next chapter! This is a two part story!
HellCat180 : Lol Thanks Tobi! I'll try to post by next week!
HellCat180 & Tobi : Thanks for reading!
