After everyone got dressed up there was not an ounce of pride left in that building.

Deidara glanced at Naruto and looked shocked, "Naruto, sweetheart! You can't wear that! It isn't something a respectable young man would wear." he folded his arms and closed his eyes, "Go change your clothes right this instant young man."

Naruto looked hurt, "Mom, it's just a tank top!"

Itachi sighed, "Look Naruto, you need to listen to Mom. She's just trying to look out for you."

Tobi leaned over to Naruto and whispered, "You know . . . we could try and get Dad's permission instead! He's not such a stickler."

Naruto nodded.

"You want to get your Father's permission for what exactly? Are you defying me?" Deidara asked.

Hidan chuckled, "Look Sis', Pein's the man, the head of the household and what he says goes!"

Deidara smiled evilly, "Oh yeah? Well, I'm the woman. The neck, and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants."

Itachi nodded, "She has a point."

Naruto and Tobi gasped, "You're siding with her?!" they exclaimed in unison.

Itachi glanced at Deidara, "All I'm saying is I understand where she's coming from."

"And this is why Itachi is my favorite." Deidara mumbled.

"You're such a suck-up Itachi." Tobi groaned.

"We do not call names in this household!" Pein yelled.

Tobi chuckled nervously, "S-sorry Dad!"

"Hey kids," Konan yelled from the kitchen, "I made cookies for you guys. Hurry up and eat them while they're fresh. There's milk too."

Tobi and Naruto raced into the kitchen and immediately began stuffing their faces.

Naruto swallowed what was in his mouth and looked at Konan, "Thanks Grandma!"

Tobi nodded in agreement.

Kisame strolled into the kitchen on his hands and knees and barked at Tobi and Naruto. Naruto and Tobi looked at the man before tackling him seconds later. Kisame yelped and tried to escape. Tobi and Naruto were giggling. Itachi ran in and dragged Kisame out from under the two of them. Kisame whined and scooted closer to Itachi.

Itachi's Sharingan lit up, "Do. Not. Touch. My. Man-shark."

Naruto and Tobi yelped and hid behind Hidan's legs.

Itachi then whispered something to Kisame who retreated to his room.

Hidan laughed, "Kids, am I right?"

Kakuzu walked in and looked at Konan, "Don't work too hard, all right?"

Konan rolled her eyes, "You're treating me like an old lady. Stop it."

Kakuzu shrugged, "You don't look a day over fifty to me."

Sasori came from around the corner and slapped Hidan's shoulder, "Hey bro."

Hidan's eyes lit up, "Ugh, finally you're here! Let's get out of here, quick. We can take my nephews if you want."

"Can we go? Can we please Mom? Dad?" Naruto squealed.

Pein looked at his "son", "It depends on where they're going."

Deidara glared at Hidan and Sasori, "Uh, no. You guys are not going anywhere. This is family time! Mom and Dad came all the way down here to visit and you know that Dad is getting too old to travel. This is a big deal! You can't just leave!"

Hidan shrugged, "What's it matter to me? You are tied down by kids and a husband. I'm not. I'm gonna go chill with Sasori and that's that."

Konan got a sad look on her face, "Hidan, your Father and I haven't seen you for years and you won't even stay here with us? Your little friend Sasori can stay too if you like but please don't go."

Kakuzu nodded, "Listen to your Mother, Hidan."

Hidan rolled his eyes, "Yes Dad."

Deidara smiled, "How about we all sit down and watch a movie as a family?"

"I think that's a great idea." Pein said simply.

The entire Akatsuki sat down in the living room. Sasori sat in the middle of Hidan and Deidara on the couch. Kisame finally showed up and layed down on the floor next to Itachi's feet. Tobi was next to Itachi (who was patting Kisame's head). Naruto was on Tobi's lap. Pein and Konan sat next to each other on the bean-bag that was on the floor, Konan leaning on Pein. Kakuzu sat by the bean bag by Hidan's feet and Zetsu under Tobi's. They all slept there for the rest of the night.

HellCat180 : I hope you guys enjoyed! I intend to do a family life thing with the Naruto protagonists and side characters also. I'm really liking how these stories are going and I hope you are too, and who knows! Maybe yours truly will make an appearance as well! Maybe if you comment and tell me your OC I could add them in a story! Anyway I have to go annoy Deidara, I'll try to post again this week!

Tobi : Can I help you get on Deidara Senpai's nerves as well?

HellCat180 : OF COURSE!

Deidara : Are you sure about that?

HellCat180 : Deidara! Y-you're here!

Tobi : Yikes!

Deidara : Maybe I need to teach you what happens when you try to interfere with my art!

HellCat180 : D-Deidara, lets n-not be irrational! N-not in front of the fans at least right?! Just let me close off and then w-we can deal with this issue! (Gets ready to bolt)

Deidara : Better make it quick.

HellCat180 : Alright guys, I'll try to post soon. If I don't post within the next week . . . Deidara killed me. I'll-

Deidara : Thats it. *grabs HellCat by the hair* Hidan! Get over here and help me kill HellCat!

Hidan : Finally! Another sacrifice!

HellCat180 : G-guys! Hang on! GUYS!

*They drag HellCat away*

Tobi : Looks like I'll be closing off today! Be sure to try and check out some of our other stories and stay tuned for the next chapter! Now . . .

*Tobi hears explosions and screaming in the background*

Tobi : *Lights up Sharingan and in real voice* . . . I have something to take care of.