I don't own One Piece.
It's heavy said, Lucy.
What the hell is that? Asks Nami.
Found it in the store room said, Lucy.
It's a crate full of cannonballs said Nami.
I figured since we have our own cannon you know we can get in some target practice said, Lucy.
Heh heh just leave the cannoning to me said Usopp.
So how do you work this thing? Asks Lucy.
Hey, listen said Usopp.
Zoro know how to shoot this? Shouts Lucy.
He's asleep. The guy sleeps constantly said Namo.
He's no fun said, Lucy.
You know just to the south of here there's a reed that would make some excellent target practice said Nami.
So let's go said, Lucy.
That was way off the mark said, Lucy.
Hey, what's so loud down there? Asks Zoro.
Cannon firing practice said, Lucy.
But it's not going very well said, Lucy.
Like I said, let the expert aim the thing said Usopp.
Judging from the flying distance of th last one this should do it said Usopp.
Fire said Usopp.
The Cannonball hits a massive rock.
Awesome said, Lucy.
You hit that thing on the first try said, Lucy.
Wow, I did said Usopp.
What'd you think? Asks Usopp.
I'm pretty magnificent when it comes to aiming said Usopp.
So are you impressed yet? Asks Usopp.
Yeah, you better believe it said, Lucy.
So it's all settled, you'll be our sniper said, Lucy.
Wait I don't get to be Captain? Asks Usopp.
No, I'm still the Captain said, Lucy.
Scene change
Whatever said Usopp.
I'll humor you for now but the second you do something cowardly I'm taking your post said Usopp.
I can live with that said Lucy.
But you know guys I was thinking, there's one other position we have to fill before we can head out to the Grandline said, Lucy.
You're right the Kitchen is really nice on this ship just pay me and i'll do it said Nami.
I suppose it is vital for long trips said Zoro.
No decent pirate ship should be without one said, Lucy.
A musician said, Lucy.
Ah, are you an idiot? Asks Zoro.
What do you think we're doing out here? Asks Nami.
Just when I thought you were gonna say something smart said Usopp.
But we're pirates and pirates sing a lot, don't you know? Said Lucy.
Man: Get out here you damned pirates.
Hey, what the hell? Asks Lucy.
Who are you? Asks Lucy.
Man: Shut up who I am means nothing you stinking pirate.
Hey guys how many are there? Asks Zoro.
Just one said Nami.
Then just let Lucy handle it said Zoro.
Man: Over the years I've lost count of all the pirate heads we've taken and now you guys think you can kill my partner?.
That voice said Zoro.
What do you mean by partner? Asks Lucy.
Look I don't know what this just stop wrecking our ship said, Lucy.
Man: Not fair.
Who is this guy? Asks Lucy.
Johnny? Tell me that isn't you said Zoro.
Huh? Who's saying my name like they think they know me or something? Asks Johnny.
Big bro Zoro said, Johnny.
Johnny, it is you said Zoro.
What are you doing here Big bro? Asks Johnny.
Where's Yosaku is he with you? Asks Zoro.
What's going on? Asks Lucy.
Why are you on a Pirate Ship? What's going on around here? Asks Johnny.
Hey, relax said Zoro.
Is everything ok? Where's Yosaku? Asks Zoro.
Well said, Johnny.
Zoro knows that guy said Usopp.
What's going on here? Asks Nami.
Scene change
He's been sick said, Johnny.
Up until a few days ago, he was healthy and full of life said, Johnny.
And now he keeps fainting and getting really pale I have no idea what's causing it said, Johnny.
His teeth have been falling out and his old wound opened up and started bleeding said, Johnny.
He just got worse and worse I didn't know what to do said Johhny.
So I thought maybe we'd just rest on a little island but then a cannonball came from flying from this ship said, Johnny.
Lucy and Usopp: We're very sorry.
Sorry isn't good enough said, Johnny.
Isn't that partner said Johnny?
Big bro give it to me straight, is he gonna die? Said Johnny.
So dumb said Nami.
Watch it said Zoro.
Stop it said, Johnny.
Whatever your doing stop, your mocking his death said Johnny.
Damn it you'll said, Johnny.
Lucy, Usopp we have some limes in storage said Nami.
What are you doing? Asks Nami.
Bring them here now said Nami.
Scene change
He's got scurvy said Nami.
If we weren't too late he'll be just fine in two days said Nami.
Really big sis? Really? Said Johnny.
Thank you Big sis said, Johnny.
Please don't call me that it sounds so dumb said Nami.
Besides, I'm not a magician, this used to be a hopeless disease that plagued sailors and we just know how to deal with it now said Nami.
This is caused by a simple deficiency of plant-derived nutrients like Vitamin C said Nami.
Back in the old days, they could carry fresh fruits and vegetables because they couldn't store them but we know better now said Nami.
This is awesome you're like a Doctor said, Lucy.
Now how about that I was right Nami isn't dumb said Usopp.
Nope, she's smart as a tack said, Lucy.
You two are morons, every sailor should know about scurvy yells Nami.
Then Johnny and Yosaku start dancing around.
You can't heal that quickly yells Nami.
Both: Allow us to introduce yourselves.
My name is Johnny said, Johnny.
And i'm Yoskau said Yosaku.
Both: Together we're the baddest pirate bounty-hunting duo in the world.
Big bro Zoro there used to be one of us said, Johnny.
Good to make your aqquitnece said Yosaku.
Small world said Zoro.
Never thought I'd see you guys again said Zoro.
Well if you think you're surprised said, Johnny.
We never imagined that the pirate hunter Zoro became a pirate himself said Yosaku.
Tell me about it said Zoro.
Big bro said, Johnny.
Then Yosaku faints again.
Hey, partner said Johnny.
Scene change
Let this be a lesson to you said Nami
Yep, this is the kind of trouble you run into when you choose a life on the sea said Zoro.
Which means when we're at sea, we really gotta think about how we can get the right amount of nutrients with very little food said Usopp.
It's absolutely necessary that someone on the ship knows how to do that said Nami.
It's necessary? Said Lucy.
Right the ship needs a cook said, Lucy.
Let's go find us a cook said, Lucy.
I'm in said Usopp.
Good idea said Usopp.
We'll have yummy food even when we're out at sea said Usopp.
That's right you got it said, Lucy.
A cook? I know just the place and the food is gonna blow your mind said, Johnny.
Alright, let's go said, Lucy.
Where to? Asks Lucy.
Consider yourselves warned this place is close to the Grand Line and I've heard a lot of rumors lately that a certain Hawk-eyed man you're looking for is there said, Johnny.
Set a course, North Northeast said Johnny.
Our destination is…. The sea restaurant Baratie said Johnny,
So what do ya think? Asks Johnny.
Wow, it's a big fish said, Lucy.
How lovely said Nami.
It's the coolest place ever said Usopp.
Just like I told you right? Said Johnny.
Then a Marone ship pulls up beside the Going Merry.
Hey, Lucy, they're not gonna start firing at us, are they? Asks Usopp.
It's just my luck of course the Marines would show up said Zoro.
But how did that ship said Nami.
Man: I've never seen that Pirate flag.
I am Ironfist Fullbody said Fullbody.
But you can just call me sir said Fullbody.
You there who's the captain? Identity yourself said Fullbody.
My name is Lucy said, Lucy.
My name is Usopp, got it? Said Usopp.
We only made our flag the day before yesterday said, Lucy.
That's right Marine and I drew it said Usopp.
Is that so? Said Fullbody.
Then the Marine notices the two bounty hunters.
Hey, you two right there, i've seen you before, your that bounty hunter duo that goes after the small fish right said Fullbody.
Uh well, we said Johnny.
So you finally caught by Pirates said Fullbody.
Uh well, actually we said Johhny.
Now that's a laugh said Fullbody.
Woman: Hey come on baby let's get going.
Sure said Fullbody.
Hey, wait a minute said, Johnny.
You think small-time bounty hunters would go after these guys? Said Johnny.
Now let's go to that restaurant said Fullbody.
They're an eyesore, sink them said Fullbody.
Marine's: Sir.
He ignored us said, Johnny.
Next time we see him, he better have a little respect for us said Yosaku.
What are these things? Asks Nami.
Well, those are all wanted Pirates Big sis Na oh said Johhny.
In other words, if we defeat them we get the reward money said, Johnny.
Pretty lucrative business huh Big sis? Asks Yosaku,
Guys there pointing that cannon right at us said Usopp.
They fire the cannon.
Let it to me said, Lucy.
Now Gum-Gum Slingshot said, Lucy.
But Lucy loses her grip on the figurehead and slaps herself in the head.
Lucy hits the figurehead and the cannonball hits the Baratie.
Time skip.
Lucy is dragged onto the Baratie by two men in white.
Man: Sir this young lady is the one responsible for this mess.
Sir, i'm very sorry I didn't mean to hit your restaurant said, Lucy.
Aah, your leg screams Lucy.
Man: Idiot.
Man: Don't worry girl you didn't do this to my leg.
Good to know said, Lucy.
Man: But i'm all banged up and medical fees and repair charges for the ship are gonna cost you.
I won't ask you to cut me any me slack said, Lucy.
Man: Oh?.
But i'm flat broke said, Lucy.
Man: If you don't have money you've no choice but to work it off.
Fine, I wanna make it right said, Lucy.
Man: Then you'll work unpaid for a whole year.
Right i'll work unpaid for a year said, Lucy.
Man: I'll let you off the hook with that.
Then Lucy realizes something.
A year? Did you just say a year? A whole year? Asks Lucy.
Scene change
What's taking Lucy so long? Asks Usopp.
Yeah said Nami.
They'll probably make her work without for like a whole month said Usopp.
She could just say it's the Marine's fault said Nami.
Scene change
A blonde man walks over to Fullbody's table with a bottle of wine.
This is so good said Fullbody.
This flavor and yes the aroma said Fullbody.
It is the unmistakable scent Igburgessbogesstirn said Fullbody.
Tell me waiter am I right? Asks Fullbody.
Not even close said the blonde man.
Eat up this dish is best server hot said the blonde man.
And sir my name's Sanji and i'm the Sous-chef all the waiters ran off said Sanji.
Woman: Do you know a lot about wine?
Oh yes but seems my sense of taste was a tad off said Fullbody.
Scene change
Lucy holds up one finger to the head chef.
And what does that mean? Asks the head chef.
I can only work for one week said, Lucy.
Yeah right, a week get real said the head chef.
Fine, then two said Lucy.
Hey wrecked my restaurant and seriously injured the head chef that's a serious offense said the head chef.
You can't just settle that up with one or two weeks of unpaid work, that ridiculous said the chef,
You win 3 weeks said, Lucy.
6 months said the head chef,
No deal said, Lucy.
I waited ten years to pirate said, Lucy.
And i'm not gonna waste another 6 months stuck in this restaurant said Lucy,
Ok, listen i'm gonna get you to let me off the hook in a week that's my decision said, Lucy.
If you value your time so much, i'll tell you what you can do to settle your debt quickly little girl said the head chef.
It'll cost you a leg my dear said the head chef.
That's pricey said Lucy,
Good, I got your attention.
Scene change
Waiter hey said Fullbody.
Get over here said Fullbody.
I believe I've already told you I'm not a waiter said Sanji.
What an irresistible beauty you are said Sanji.
My lady, would you care to join me elsewhere for a glass of wine? Asks Sanji.
Hey, what is this? Is bug soup on the menu today or did you make it just for me? Asks Fullbody.
Bug soup? Said Sanji.
That's right said Fullbody.
What's this bug doing there waiter? Asks Fullbody.
Sorry, sir, I don't know really said Sanji.
Looks like he's floating said Sanji.
Then again it kind of looks like he's drowning but hard to say for sure said Sanji.
Fullbody's date and other customers laugh.
Don't you mess with me waiter said Fullbody?
Outside Nami, Usopp and Zoro are docking their boat when they hear the crash from inside.
You could have eaten it if had just taken the bug out it would have been wonderful said Sanji.
It took three full days of hard cooking to prepare that soup that was wasted said Sanji.
It seems your biting off more than you can chew said Fullbody.
I'm the customer here do you understand me? Said Fullbody.
I'm paying you said Fullbody.
Woman: Stop it Fullbody.
Shut up said Fullbody.
Can your money truly satisfy your hunger? Asks Sanji.
What do you mean? Asks Fullbody.
I'm asking can it satisfy your hunger? Asks Sanji.
Scene change
This is getting old said the head chef.
You're never gonna make it if you don't just give in sometime said the head chef.
It's still no said, Lucy.
No respect said the head chef.
Scene change
Nami, Usopp, and Zoro walk into the restaurant.
Cook 1: It's Sanji.
Cook 2: What's going on here?
Hmm, a fight said Zoro.
Don't ever waste food around me again said Sanji.
At sea if you ever provoke your cook you're signing your own death warrant, remember that said Sanji.
Man: Damn it not again Sanji.
Man: What do you think you're doing to our customer? Can't you see he's a Marine Lieutenant?
You're a terrible cook said Sanji.
What makes you think you can talk to me like that? Asks Sanji.
Man: A crappy cook like you is calling me?.
Man: Restaurants can't exist without their customers, they're our lifeblood so we don't wanna hurt them the way you seem to keep doing.
But he deserved it said Sanji.
He didn't treat the food or me with respect and he insulted all the cooks said Sanji.
So I simply taught him a lesson said Sanji.
You'll regret this, all of you said Fullbody.
No restaurant should treat its customers like this said Fullbody.
I'll shut you down, do you understand me? Said Fullbody.
I will shut you down said Fullbody.
This is entire place said Fullbody.
This whole restaurant is finished, do you hear me? said Fullbody.
Then maybe I should just finish you off now said Sanji.
Cook 1: Sous-chef Sanji stop it.
Cook 2: You can't keep doing this to the restaurant every other day.
You're not such a big shot now, are you? Said Sanji.
Then Lucy and the head chef come through the ceiling.
I can breathe again said, Lucy.
Cook: Boss what's happening here? You didn't hurt yourself, did you?
My ceiling said the head chef.
Another thing that's gonna have to get fixed because of you said the head chef.
This is all your fault girl said the head chef.
How is it my fault? You attacked me said, Lucy.
Cook: Boss can you stop messing around and give us a hand? Sanji's gone crazy again.
Hey, Sanji don't tell me you went on another rampage in here you idiot said the head chef.
Put a cork in it old man said Sanji.
Oh now, your ordering me around said the head chef.
Just who do you think you're talking to? Asks the head chef.
Do you want to sink my restaurant to the bottom of the sea? Asks the head chef.
You punk said the head chef.
Heh said Fullbody.
You get your ass out of my restaurant said the head chef.
Man: How can you deny our motto that the customer is king?.
The only kingly customer is the ones that stomach the slop that you call food said Sanji.
That's it if you two wanna fight you'll keep it in the kitchen, do you understand me? Said the head chef.
Marine: Lieutenant. Lieutenant Fullbody.
Marine: We've got trouble.
Wow, this restaurant's crazy said Lucy.
Marine: Sir he's escaped. Pirate Krieg's crewman attacked us and escaped.
What? Said Fullbody.
Marine: Well sir we've already lost seven of our men.
Impossible when we picked him up three days ago he was right on verge of starving to death and we haven't fed him anything. Where'd he get the strength? Said Fullbody.
Man: Krieg Pirates.
Man 2: they're said to be the fiercest pirates in the East Blue.
Marine: I'm sorry Lieutenant.
Cook: it would seem we have a new customer sir.
He'll do well to mind his manner and not start any trouble on my ship said the head chef.
A pirate huh? Said Lucy.
Krieg Pirate: I don't care what it is just bring me something to eat.
Krieg Pirate: Come on this is a restaurant.
Man: Hello and welcome you damned crook.
Krieg Pirate: I'm just gonna say this one more time, bring me something to eat and make it quick.
That cook is gonna get us killed said Fullbody.
Man: Of course right away but might I be so bold as to inquire how you paying for your meal?.
Krieg Pirate: Will a bullet be enough?.
Man: So you don't have any money then?.
Fat ass Patty broke another chair said the head chef.
Whoa, what power said Lucy.
Sorry pirate but our policy is to only serve paying customers said, Patty.
Cook: Show him, Patty.
Aw, I can hear your stomach grumbling from here Pirate said, Patty.
Krieg Pirate: That was a fart jerk now listen get me something to eat now.
We're not giving anything so beat it said, Patty.
Scene change
And please never come back said, Patty.
Krieg Pirate: Damn if I wasn't so weak from hunger I'd be inside eating and he'd be laying here.
Hey you're not hungry by any chance are ya? Asks Lucy.
Kreig Pirate: No I'm not just leave me alone.
Sanji brings the starving pirate some food.
Eat up said Sanji.
Krieg Pirate: Take it and leave me alone. I won't accept charity, it doesn't matter how down and out I may be. Just take this stuff away now.
Stop you're whing and eat it already said Sanji.
I don't care what they say in there, to me if anyone's hungry there a customer said Sanji.
Kreig Pirate: Sorry but I'm not your customer.
It's how beautiful and cruel this ocean can be it's almost a death sentence to lose your food and water out here, how iifciutl it is to survive said Sanji.
I know what it means to go hungry because of the sea more than anyone said Sanji.
You can die from your pride if you want said Sanji.
But listen if you eat and survive won't that give you the opportunity for pride really worth having now and in the future? Asks Sanji.
The Pirate eats the food.
I'm sorry thank you so much said the pirate.
I thought it was over I truly thought I was going to die said the pirate.
It's delicious, I've never eaten food this good before said the pirate.
Of course, it is said Sanji.
I think I just found my cook said, Lucy.
You're lucky he gave you some food you weren't looking so good there said, Lucy.
I thought you were a goner said, Lucy.
So listen Mr. Cook why don't you leave this boat and join my crew said, Lucy.
I could use a cook like you on my pirate ship said, Lucy.
Scene change
So you're a pirate? Asks Sanji.
Yup said, Lucy.
Is that why you went and did a crazy thing like shoot a cannonball at the restaurant? Asks Sanji.
That was an accident said, Lucy.
It was self-defense turned into a stray shot said, Lucy.
A stray shot? Said Sanji.
In any case, you really don't want to do any stupid to this place said Sanji.
The owner used to be a cook in a famous pirate crew said Sanji.
So the old man used to be a pirate said, Lucy.
This restaurant is everything to that crazy old man, it's the only treasure he'll need for the rest of his life said Sanji.
He'll do anything to protect it on top of which all of the cooks joined him out of respect and admiration said Sanji.
Which helps cause pirates are always coming and going out of this place said Sanji.
Yeah, I noticed that said, Lucy.
Is this a really wild restaurant huh? Said Lucy.
So true and this is how it is every day said Sanji.
It's gotten so bad that customers are coming here just to watch fights between the cooks and the pirates said Sanji.
Every day it's been a new pirate ship and a new rampage and it wasn't long till all waiters got scared and bailed said Sanji.
Ah, that makes sense so that's why the old man wanted me to work for him for a year said, Lucy.
So you joining my pirate crew or what? Asks Lucy.
I'm sorry but I can't there's a reason I have to work here in the restaurant so I can't just walk away from it said Sanji.
No way I don't accept said, Lucy.
What? You don't accept? Said Sanji.
It's very simple I refuse to accept your refusal said, Lucy.
Your a good cook and I one so it's obvious that we should be pirates together said, Lucy.
Listen to what I'm saying I can't leave here alright said Sanji.
What's your reason for staying? Asks Lucy.
I don't have to tell you anything said Sanji.
What the? But you just said to listen to you said, Lucy.
I told you my answer was no and that's all you need to hear from me said Sanji.
Now take your pirate ship and find a cook someplace else before I cut you up straw hat said Sanji.
You listen to me jerk, no one makes fun of my straw hat unless they're ready for a beating said, Lucy.
Krieg Pirate: I'm sorry to interrupt.
Lucy and Sanji: What is it?
My name is Gin I'm a crew member of the Kreig Pirates said Gin.
And you say that you're a pirate yourself said Gin.
What is it you seek? Asks Gin.
Oh, the One Piece said Lucy.
And pretty soon I'm gonna sail the Grand Line and find it said, Lucy.
If you don't even have a cook your crew can't be all that big said Gin.
Nope, he's only the fifth member said, Lucy.
I told you I'm not going so don't count me said Senji.
You seem like a nice girl so let me give you some friendly advice ok said Gin.
The Grand Line is a place you want to avoid your still young so there's no need to rush into anything said Gin.
Remember the Grand Line is one small part of this entire ocean and if you wanna be a real Pirate there are plenty of other places out on the seas to explore said Gin.
Hmm, I see said, Lucy.
Why don't just tell me what to avoid in the Grand Line now said, Lucy.
I can't I don't know anything I don't understand it and that is why I fear it said Gin.
For being a member of Don Krieg's crew you're a pretty wimpy pirate said Sanji.
Who is Don Kreig? Asks Lucy.
Time skip
So long pal said Gin.
Thanks for the warning i'm still gonna go to the Grand Line said, Lucy.
I know said Gin.
Do whatever you want said Gin.
I'm just a stranger and I can't stop you from going anywhere you wanna go said Gin.
I just wanted to give you a fair warning said Gin.
As to you chef thank you for everything said Gin.
You saved my life and I owe you for that said Gin.
You're cooking skills are the best i've ever seen said Gin.
I hope to come back again sometime said Gin.
I'll have a seat for ya said Sanji.
Choir girl get up here right now said the head chef.
Your hard to find said the head chef.
Hey, Gin go said Sanji.
Sorry, you'll probably get yelled at or fired for giving me that food for free said Gin.
Whatever said Sanji.
No there's no proof so theirs no way for me to get yelled at said Sanji.
Try not to get caught again you hear said Sanji.
Thank you again Chef Sanji, I will never forget your kindness said Gin.
Sanji! Choir girl! Get back to work already said the head chef.
Scene change
Hey, guys, my name's Lucy and i'm gonna be the new Choir girl around here nice to meet all of you said, Lucy.
Lucy watches the men cook.
Cook: What happened to that dessert?
Cook 2: Which one of us was supposed to make that?
Cook 3: it was supposed to be him.
Cook 4: I don't have time to make that i'm too busy.
Cook 3: you're too busy being a jerk.
Cook 4: say that again I dare you.
Cooks: Don't just sit there picking your nose go wash the dishes or something right now.
Has anyone seen Sanji asks Patty?
Cook: I think I saw hitting on a customer.
Again! I wish Boss Zeff would get rid of him said, Patty.
It's bad enough he's the Sous-chef he's never in the kitchen doing his job said, Patty.
Cook 1: I think we're stuck with him, he's worked here longer than any of us.
Cook 1: he was working in the kitchen and the dining room even before I started.
Cook 2: Yeah even so I just don't get it
Cook 1: why does he stay here when he and boss Zeff are always fighting?
Cook 2: I think he wants to be the head chef.
Choir girl just how many into these dishes have you gone and broken into tiny pieces? Asks Patty.
You know what I forgot to count said, Lucy.
I wasn't being serious you idiot why are you breaking them said, Patty.
Cook: stop screwing around and clean up your mess.
That I can do said, Lucy.
Cook: don't take the food. What's wrong with you?.
Cook 2: that was a perfect entray.
Yup they're pretty tasty said, Lucy.
Then Lucy burns herself on a hot pot.
That's hot! Said Lucy.
Oh ow ow ow ow said, Lucy.
Cooks: get out of our kitchen.
Why don't we have you take orders in the dining room said Patty?
Just ask the customers what they want to eat said Patty.
Is that simple enough? Asks Patty.
Yes said, Lucy.
Scene change
Choirs sure are boring said, Lucy.
I wonder if Coby got tired of all this work too? Said Lucy.
Choir girl said Nami.
What are you doing? Asks Lucy.
We heard you had to work here for a whole year said Usopp.
Is it ok if we redraw the flag for our ship? Asks Zoro.
You're eating all this delicious food without me? Asks Lucy.
What kind of crew are you? Asks Lucy.
How could you do this to me? Asks Lucy.
Hold on I think that's our business isn't that right? Said Zoro.
Meanie said, Lucy.
Oh, relax here said Zoro holding out a roll of bread to her.
Thanks, Zoro said Lucy.
Sanji notices how friendly Lucy is with a trio of customers at a table.
Must be the rest of her crew thought Sanji.
Then Sanji notices Nami.
Oh, dear ocean thank you for sharing this treasure from the depths said Sanji.
Oh yes, my love said Sanji.
I can't bear the hardship of loving you from afar its too difficult said Sanji.
I am now prepare to sail to the ends of the earth as a pirate if it means someone of your rare beauty will be by my side said Sanji.
To be together sailing the seas but how tragic a great obstacle blocks our way said Sanji.
And that great obstacle would be me, right? Asks Zeff.
Sanji said, Zeff.
Ah, stupid geezer said Sanji.
This is an opportunity you don't want to pass up said, Zeff.
Why not join them and become a pirate? Said Zeff.
I have no need to keep you here at my restaurant said, Zeff.
