The episode starts off in Cat and Robbie's apartment
"Feels weird not hanging at Tori's place." Cat said
"Why's that?" Robbie asked
"We've hung out at other places before." Beck said
"Besides what's wrong with hanging here?" Trina asked
"I don't mind not hanging at my place." Tori said
The doorbell rings
"Ding dong!" Cat yelled
"Why did you do that?" André asked
"Do what?" Cat asked
"Why did you say "ding dong" when the bell rang?" Sinjin asks
"Oh it's something I did when I was living with Sam." Cat replied
"But why?" Jade asked
"I don't tell you how to live your life so don't tell me how to live mine." Cat said
Cat goes to open her door and sees a guy who is none other than her brother Frankini from Henry Danger and Danger Force as the audience cheers for him
"Hello Cat." Frankini said
"You?!" Cat yelled
"Who's at the door?" Beck asked
"My brother, Frankini!" Cat yelled
"He's your messed up brother?" Trina asked
"I'm not messed up no more." Frankini said
"Please you stole one of my friends, brainwashed two people to almost reveal their secret identities and put a musical curse over their town." Cat said
"I know but that was years ago." Frankini said
"Just two and a half years ago you put your town under a massive quarantine just so you can do another musical performance." Robbie says
"Guess you saw the video. It was still ages ago." Frankini said
"Well it still upsets me that mom and dad left me when I was only 17. I was living in the school attic until I was convinced by Jade and Robbie to move in with Nona." Cat said
"Cat I'm sure he's sorry for that." Tori said
"I am. Are those real cheekbones?" Frankini asked
"Why is everyone obsessed with my cheekbones?" Tori asked
"I mean they are perfect." André said
"I'm just upset that you never contacted me after you got out." Cat said
"You were busy at the time and I tried contacting you and Nona but it wasn't going through. What can I do that proves I'm sorry?" Frankini asked
"We hang out for an entire day. If you don't do one weird thing at all, then I will forgive you." Cat said
"Okay." Frankini said
"Robbie you're coming with." Cat said
"I'll go shave." Robbie said and walks to the bathroom
"That won't take long. There's not too much to shave." Sinjin says
"Says the guy with no lip hair." Jade said
"Baby you're almost 30. How is that possible?" Trina asked
"I don't know." Sinjin replies
"Uh Jade honey why do you look a little chubby?" Frankini asked
"She's pregnant." Tori replied
"Oh well congrats." Frankini said
"Whatever." Jade said
"When's the baby due?" Frankini asks
"Supposed to be in November but things could change." Beck replied
"Could be December or late January." Jade says
"Well if I'm not busy, I'll come." Frankini said
"Heh sure you will." Jade said
After Robbie walks back in from shaving, he, Cat and Frankini walk out
"I did not think her brother would look like that." Sinjin said
"I imagined him to be a little like Cat." Trina says
"So you thought he would be dumb?" Jade asked
"No I..." Trina said
"That's mean." Beck said
"Yeah that's cold." André said
"Not even Jade is like that." Tori says
"Oh forget it." Trina said
"You know they're just messing with you." Sinjin said
"Or are we?" Jade asked
Scene transitions to Nozu where Cat, Robbie and Frankini are eating sushi for lunch
"Why did you not make contact with me when you got out of that hospital?" Cat asked
"Well you never visited me once so I assumed you wanted nothing to do with me." Frankini said
"I would have visited you but I had no way of getting there." Cat said
"Why didn't you get Nona to take you?" Frankini asked
"I guess I never thought of that." Cat said
"You could of also asked Sam to take you on her motorcycle." Robbie says
"Like Sam would drive all the way from California to Idaho." Cat said
"She rode out from Washington to California did she not?" Robbie asked
"Uh not to be mean but who the hell is Sam?" Frankini asked
"My friend and former roommate. We were roommates from 2013-2014 but after I got back from prison in Arizona which is a long story, Nona kicked her out then kicked her back in. Then Sam went back to Seattle for awhile and now she's in a biker gang." Cat replied
"Wait so the iCarly Sam was your roommate?" Frankini asked
"Well what other Sam is there?" Robbie asked
"Cat again I'm very sorry for all my weird stuff. I swear I have completely changed. I just hope you can forgive me." Frankini said
"I forgive you brother." Cat said
"Hey remember when I did that tinkle aid stand?" Frankini asked
"How could I forget." Cat replied
"What about when I made my special Christmas beef?" Frankini asked
"What do you put in that beef?" Robbie asked
"Yeah Robbie you don't want to know." Frankini says
A waiter (who happens to be Kwakoo) walks up to the three
"Here's the bill." Kwakoo said and walks away
"Here it's on me." Frankini said
"Wow thanks Frankini." Cat said
"Hey so do you run this place all by yourself now?" Robbie asked
"What do you think?" Kwakoo asked
"Are you handling it okay?" Cat asks
"I'm trying too." Kwakoo replied
"Well you're doing a good job." Robbie said
"Thanks I guess." Kwakoo says
Soon Mr. Vega walks in
"Hey Cat, Robbie. What are you guys doing here?" Mr. Vega asked
"Oh hi Mr. Tori's dad. I'm here for lunch with my husband and brother." Cat said
"What are you doing here?" Robbie asked
"Getting my lunch." Mr. Vega replied
"Here it is." Kwakoo says as he hands Mr. Vega his lunch
"Thank you sir. Here's a 20 keep the change." Mr. Vega said
"Is he Tori's dad? The one who is a cop?" Frankini asked
"Yes, yes he is." Cat replied
"Hey didn't you once went to Pennsylvania to steal an orb to make the people there be your dancing slaves?" Mr. Vega asks
"Yeah but the kids of Side Hustle, Warped, two girls and the Danger Force kids foiled my plans." Frankini said
"That sucks." Mr. Vega said
"Wait a minute how did you even know about that?" Frankini asked
"Uh lucky guess. Well I'll see you guys later. Tell Tori and Trina I said hi." Mr. Vega said and walks out
"By Tori's dad." Cat said
After Tori's dad walks out a familiar guy walks in who happens to be Cat's old friend/neighbor Dice Corleone who is now 21 years old which means he looks very different now as the audience cheers for him
"Cat is that you?" Dice asked
"Do I know you?" Cat asks
"It's me, Dice Corleone." Dice said
"Dice that's really you?" Cat asked
"Uh huh." Dice replied as he and Cat hug each other
"What are you doing here?" Cat asked
They stop hugging
"Picking up food for my college class. Hey Robbie." Dice says
"What up Diceneo." Robbie said
"Dice you look so different." Cat said
"Well when puberty hits you, things change a lot." Dice said
"I remember when you used to be short but now you're taller and hotter." Cat says
"Well uh thanks. I have hair in places I didn't know hair could grow." Dice said
"Okay TMI my dude." Robbie says
"Sorry." Dice said
"Wait how old are you?" Cat asked
"Well I turned 21 six months ago, so in six months I'll be 22." Dice replied
"Wow I must be getting old." Cat said
"Well you are 28 right?" Dice asked
"Yeah." Cat replies
"Hey I just remembered. Next year we can finally watch our video projects we made for school almost ten years ago." Robbie said
"Oh I forgot we did that. I'm not sure I ever finished mine since Dice locked me and Sam in that safe that was in my Nona's old apartment!" Cat yelled
"I said I was sorry. Besides you guys locked me in for revenge so we became even." Dice said
"So who's the dude?" Frankini asked
"Frankini this is my old neighbor and friend Dice Corleone. Dice this is my brother Frankini." Cat said
"Oh so you're the one who stole my friend and brainwashed him to be your evil assistant." Dice says
"Well steal is such a strong word." Frankini said all weird
"Then why hasn't he appeared with you since 2020?" Dice asked
"Yeah whatever happened to him?" Robbie asked
"Didn't Goomer went to go work for that Toddler guy which is a dumb name for a villain and who looks like one of the producers of That's a Drag?" Cat asked
"Well..." Frankini says but gets cut off
"Oder for Dice Corleone!" Kwakoo yelled
Kwakoo gives Dice 20 bags of sushi
"Well I got to hurry so I don't get yelled at by my teachers." Dice said
"Bye Dice!" Cat yelled
"See ya." Dice said
Dice walks away
"He does look different. And I only met him one time." Robbie said
"Well we haven't seen him for like almost 9 years. Puberty hits hard for people." Cat said
"He was really your neighbor?" Frankini asked
"Yeah but one month after we got back from Phoenix when I was released from jail, I graduated from Hollywood Arts and went off to college so I never really saw him again. That's when Sam moved back to Seattle cause she found out Carly was back." Cat said
"I only met him one time during that whole tuna jump thing back on January 18, 2014." Robbie said
"Oh man I still feel bad for accidentally knocking you and Freddie into that tank." Cat says
"It's fine. I still have the scars but I understand that it was an accident. You were just wanting to protect Sam." Robbie said
"Wish I was there to see that." Frankini says
"Well you were in Idaho for your special treatments." Cat exclaimed
"Hey Frankini wanna here something funny?" Robbie asked
"What it is?" Frankini asked
"I always thought your name would be Dog." Robbie said
"Why would you think my name would be Dog?" Frankini asked
"Well her name is Cat so I was assuming that you would be named Dog." Robbie says
"Robbie you know my full name is Catarina right? I just get called Cat cause it's shorter and easier to say." Cat said
"Wait I got the joke. CatDog." Frankini says and laughs just like he did on Henry Danger which causes Cat to start laughing like she did in the original series
"Oh I remember that show." Cat said
"That laugh is kind of creepy." Robbie says
Soon Sikowitz walks in
"Oh hey Cat. Robbie." Sikowitz said
"Hi Sikowitz" Cat says
"Long time no see." Robbie said
"We saw each other a few months back at Tori's birthday. Hey you're the guy from that popping pimple video I saw on SplashFace back in 2017." Sikowitz said
"Yes I am." Frankini said
"Oh I remember that. It was posted by a girl named Piper Hart. That Jasper kid had a huge pimple." Cat says
"I'm pretty sure it was fake. Well it looked fake to me." Robbie says
"What are you doing all the way here in California?" Sikowitz asked
"Well I'm catching up with my sister." Frankini says
"So do you live in Swellview now or what?" Robbie asked
"At the moment yes." Frankini says
"You can always move back to California." Cat said
"Eh I'm liking it in that town so I'm good." Frankini says
"Well if you change your mind, give me a call." Cat said
"Order for Erwin Sikowitz!" Kwakoo yelled
"That's me." Sikowitz says
Sikowitz grabs his food and hands Kwakoo a $20
"Guess I'll see you around." Sikowitz says
"Bye Sikowitz." Cat said
After Sikowitz leaves the gang throws out the rest of their food
"Man is there anyone you don't know?" Frankini asks
"Tell me about it." Robbie replied
"I'll be back. I'm running to the bathroom." Frankini says and walks away weird
"Well he hasn't done a weird thing yet." Robbie says
"He just spoke weird and when we were talking to Dice he started acting weird." Cat says
Soon Cat's phone starts buzzing as London Tipton is requesting to video chat
"Hey look who's calling." Cat says
Cat answers her phone and lays it in front of her drink so London can see her and Robbie
"Hi London." Cat said
"What up Miss Tipton." Robbie says
"Hi Cat, hi Robbie how goes it?" London asked
"It goes well." Robbie replied
"Hey where are you?" London asked
"We're at Nozu." Cat replied
"Oh are you two on a date? Sorry if I'm interrupting." London says
"Kind of and it's fine." Robbie replied
"We're at Nozu with my brother Frankini. He just went to the bathroom." Cat says
"Why are you at a sushi restaurant with your brother?" London asked
"This is the first time I'm seeing him in almost 10 years." Cat replied
"10 years?!" London asked loudly
"He was sent to a mental hospital throughout 2013 to 2017. He would have gotten out in 2014 but got extended longer since he was very messed up. Then he moved to a town called Swellview and met one of Cat's old friends and became his evil assistant." Robbie replied
"Now he's back in California claiming he's sorry that he left me." Cat said
"I'm sure he is. Has he done a weird thing at all today?" London asked
"Well besides talking and acting weird, no he hasn't done a weird thing." Cat replied
"Cat made a bet saying if her brother does not do one weird thing she will forgive him." Robbie says
Flip scene to the bathroom where Frankini is talking to himself
"This is getting harder than I thought. I don't know how much longer I can pull this off. But I don't want to disappoint her. I'll just take her home and quickly go back to Swellview and find more ways to take down Captain Man and Danger Force." Frankini says to himself
Cut scene back to Cat and Robbie where Cat has told London how messed up her brother is
"And that's why he was put in that hospital in Idaho." Cat says
"Yikes. Well I'll let you two go. I have to go convince someone to do my chores for me. Oh Zachary!" London says as the call ends
Soon Frankini walks out of the bathroom and walks back to Cat and Robbie
"There you are. I think I'm ready to go home now." Cat says
"Me too." Said Robbie
"Want me to take you home?" Frankini asked
"Sure." Cat said
"Hey I was still wondering. Since you didn't answer earlier, why did you steal Cat's other friend and turned him into your evil assistant?" Robbie asked
"Uh I didn't steal Goomer. We ran into each other and he quit his MMA fighting so I asked him if he wanted to be my assistant so he said yes." Frankini replied
"Well why did he stop being your assistant?" Cat asks
"I guess since Kid Danger died, I didn't really need Goomer anymore cause I thought the newer superheros were going to be easy to take down but I was wrong so we just parted ways." Frankini replied
"Oh so now he's with that Toddler guy?" Robbie asked
"Actually I don't know if Goomer is with that guy anymore since they only appear once when they tried breaking into the Man's Nest and every other time the Toddler is seen, Goomer is not with them." Frankini replies
"Maybe they had a disagreement or something." Robbie said
"Well where ever Goomer is, I just hope he's doing okay." Cat says
"Hey didn't you once kidnap the vice mayor of that town cause his stepson's play was boring or whatever?" Robbie asks
"Well he asked me to kidnap him. So are you two ready to go home or what?" Frankini asks
"Don't be pushy." Robbie says
Back at the apartment, Cat and Robbie walk in
"So how did it go?" Tori asked
"It went alright." Robbie said
"So Cat are you at peace with your brother?" André asked
"Uh huh." Cat replied
"Where is he?" Jade asked
"Oh he had to go home." Cat replied
"Back to that town called Swellview which sounds like a made up name." Beck says
"Uh huh." Said Cat
"Well it's nice that you're at peace with your brother." Trina said
"I just wish we had a major role at it." Sinjin says breaking the fourth wall
"You didn't miss much." Cat said as her phone rings since London is calling again
"Sup London." Cat says
"Hey so how did it go with your brother?" London asked
"It went well. He did not do one weird thing so I forgave him." Cat replied
"Good for you. Oh Zachary you and Cody better be done with my chores! Talk to you later Cat." London said and hangs up
"Classic London." Robbie says as the episode ends
The End
Ending Tagline: "I have hair in places I didn't know hair could grow." -Dice
A/N hope you liked this episode. Sorry if anyone is out of character. This is the first episode where the main cast besides Cat and Robbie have minor roles as they only appear at the beginning and end of the episode which they even reference. London Tipton makes a cameo via FaceTime. As Cat becomes a recurring character in my Suite Life Revival series, London will become a recurring character in my Victorious revival series. Cat's brother finally makes his debut on Victorious but technically he already appeared in Henry Danger (depending if Frankini is indeed Cat's brother). This episode does imply that Victorious and Henry Danger Force are in the same universe but I'm still puzzled if they really are in the same universe or not cause of the whole Dan plot hole since he made iCarly and Victorious shows in Game Shakers but due to it having two crossovers with Henry Danger which that show featuring two side characters from Sam & Cat (Herb and Goomer), it would mean iCarly and Victorious are supposed to be in the same universe in Henry Danger and Game Shakers so thanks for creating a massive plot hole Dan! Now if you are not a fan of either Henry Danger for Danger Force, I'm totally okay with that. Not everyone has to like the same shows as everyone but I hate how people hate on the actors for no reason. They are just kids for crying out loud. They don't deserve all that hate. Cat says her old Ding Dong thing like she did on Sam & Cat. Stay tuned for the next episode where the gang takes a trip down memory lane. One of my fellow fanfiction friends asked me to include Dice and Goomer in this but if Henry Danger Force is indeed in the same universe as Victorious then Goomer is likely The Toddler (which is a stupid name for a villain) or is off somewhere else so I decided to give Dice a very small role with a few lines. So Dice and Nona are now the only Sam & Cat characters (besides Cat) that appears in this revival. Goomer doesn't really have a part for Victorious so he won't be featured at all and I am still not featuring Sam in this. Now before you tell me off in the comments, I'm letting you know that I'm not being mean about it. I miss Sam too since she was one of my favorite characters but her actor suffered a lot of shit while filming because of her abusive mother and was traumatized by that foot fetish creep of a producer and suffered an eating disorder due to her being forced to eat all that food she didn't like which she wrote in her book so I'm respecting Jennette's wishes by not featuring her character Sam or her Victorious character Ponnie. I have decided to give Ponnie a daughter in an upcoming episode so in some way it will be a sequel to Crazy Ponnie.